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am reacting to sjm books as i read them one by one. har har.
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idk if its just fandom headcanons that have been stirred on by sjm’s stupid ass ambiguous racial descriptions of the illyrians but is it true that they are supposed to represent people of colour? brown people? is that fr? i really fucking hope not because the racism there would be freakishly staggering
#‘the poor brown women who get mutilated by the evil brown men and live in a super patriarchal and repressive society’#‘the poor brown women who need the help of the white women and feminists to be emancipated’#‘the poor brown women 🙁 and the EVIL sexist brown men 😾’#‘oh btw they also live isolated from civilised society up in the mountains and are a war race’#‘you can tell cassian and azriel and rhysand are the Good Brown Men bcuz when arwen and morrigan bitch about their entire race—’#(oh shit her name is amren whoops)#‘— they wont defend them. theyll actively AGREE with the white people calling them backwards and uncivilised.’#hmm yeah ok#plz i would rather no representation than this#sjm#acotar#feyre archeron#a court of thorns and roses#rhysand#azriel#cassian acotar#cassian#acotar azriel#amren#rhysand is a feminist#amren acotar#feysand#morrigan#morrigan acotar#acomaf#a court of mist and fury#a court of mag and fupa#justice for the illyrians honestly
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ur telling me rhysand and cassian and whoever are all horny fboys that are 500+ years of age and theyve never even tried sleeping with a man?? unrealistic asf
#it doesn’t even matter if theyre hetero#i feel like if youve lived for 500 years u just wouldnt give a fuck anymore#like ur drawing the line to sexuality??? dude. ur 500…#rewriting#sjm#acotar#a court of thorns and roses#rhysand#cassian#acomaf#cassian acotar#feysand#nessian#place ur bets i bet rhysand was thinking abt doing it with tarquin at least once
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lucien and tamlin gotta be fucking pn the DL because wdym he stood by him whilst he was in his abusive era with feyre ??? lucien a mistress fr
#boutta start callin him LICEien#rewriting#sjm#acotar#feyre archeron#a court of thorns and roses#lucien vanserra#tamlin#tamlin slander#anti tamlin#feylin
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“believe me, i would have liked nothing more than to enjoy you—” bro is literally rapey pause
“no one really paid attention to me until i became rhys’s drugged plaything.” <- and yall ship this??? this becomes canon???
#tw rape#tw sa#acotar#anti feysand#anti rhysand#a court of thorns and roses#feyre archeron#a court of hornies and rosies#reblog
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“no one really paid attention to me until i became rhys’s drugged plaything.” <- and yall ship this??? this becomes canon???
#i would love to hear the bullshit excuse for this one.#even if it does turn out he was forced into it or he had to do this to save her life or some other total bs#- why would they still end up together?? that only makes him not a horrible evil person. that doesnt erase feyre’s trauma with him#idk anymore#i feel like i should acotar whilst im at it. unless theres actual consequences to this i might have to stop#cant take sjms weird romanticisation and fetishisation of diff things#sjm#acotar#feyre archeron#a court of thorns and roses#a court of hornies and rosies#anti feysand#anti rhysand#rewriting
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feyre is such a weird character its like sjm will try and paint her out to be a tragic and rough-hewn survivor or hunter but then make feyre pull a bunch of dumb shit all the time
#she’ll be going on and on about how SCARY and SPOOKY rhysand is but then shes actively chatting with him 💀#which she did the same with tamlin btw#she’ll blame lucien for not preparing her to hunt the suriel when she knew the dangers of the fae beforehand 💀#pick a struggle girl jesus#sjm#sjm slander#acotar#feyre archeron#rhysand#rhysand acotar#a court of thorns and roses#a court of hornies and rosies#rewriting
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lysandra throwing up on lorcan three times and thus warding him off is the highlight of queen of shadows and the real reason people should read it
#*throwing up her guts on him* *big fucking burp* lysandra: oopsies 🥺😚🤭#and then he just walks out covered in vomit 😭😭#aint no one humble him like she did just now#sjm#throne of glass#tog#queef of shadows#queen of shadows#qos#lysandra#lysandra tog#lorcan salvaterre#rewriting
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why was rhysand lowkey rizzing up tamlin that one time
#like what is thissssss#boy if u dont stop#he is so slutty. this must be why people love him.#watch sjm call him the most heterosexual man to walk the earth tho. as if any person who is 500yrs old would be actually hetero be so fr#sjm#acotar#rhysand#tamlin#rhysand acotar#feyre archeron#tamlin acotar#a court of thorns and roses#a court of hornies and rosies#rewriting
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start ch 20 acotar reaction: of fucking course feyre is gonna flat out ignore what tamlin is saying and go to the fucking stupid ass fire night im sure that will work out great for her
#i hate stupid ass white girls#pissing me off fr i’d just go watch any generic horror film if i wanted to see u acting stupid feyre#she got too comfortable#(im still traumatised abt reading what happened to jude duarte in every fae revel)#sjm#acotar#a court of hornies and rosies#a court of thorns and roses#feyre archeron#tamlin#tamlin acotar#rewriting
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gonna have to search up what chapter rhysand gets introduced bc this shit is getting ridiculous
chapter 14 of acotar rn and NOBODY TOLD ME IT WAS BORING
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“some primal part of him snarled in satisfaction at the sight, at knowing she was covered in his scent.” (qos, pg 514) rowan if you dont stop im gonna have to slap the shit out of you
#STOP THIBKING LIKE THAT 😭😭😭☠️ IHATE ITTTT#hence my header#bc tf is that sort of writing like??#i have to close the book and take deep breaths every time they go on and on and on and ON AND ON abt scents#throne of glass#tog#queef of shadows#sjm#queen of shadows#qos#rowan whitethorn#aelin galathynius#rowaelin#rewriting
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chapter 14 of acotar rn and NOBODY TOLD ME IT WAS BORING
#where is the blood and war and…. yknow. plot?#where tf is this rhysand guy??? u think i care about feyre’s relationship with tamlin when i know they dont end up together ☠️#tamlin and feyre are so forced together there is NO chemistry#lucien and tamlin have more chemistry than them.#acotar#tamlin acotar#feyre archeron#lucien acotar#tamlin#lucien#rewriting
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why is chaol so goofy
#he’s so non threatening now 😭 bro is weakkkk#like nah he cant be standing next to rowan and aedion and aelin and manon no more#did sjm want us to hate him in qos orrrr#throne of glass#tog#queef of shadows#queen of shadows#sjm#qos#chaol westfall#rewriting
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dorian gained bodily autonomy for a few moments and what did he do? mf went into heat.
#one ‘hello princeling’ and that mf was SLICKED up 😨#what talking to manon will do to a mf:#get your ACT together boy#bro forgot about sorscha ☠️😭🙏 justice for herrrrr#queef of shadows#queen of shadows#dorian havilliard#manon blackbeak#manorian#throne of glass#tog#sjm#sarah j maas#qos#rewriting
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every time sjm describes aelin’s eyes as “turquoise-and-gold” or manon’s “black-and-gold-flecked” eyes or elide’s “onyx” eyes (just say brown bro) some part of me shrivels up inside
#i cant with you#dorian’s ‘sapphire blue’ im going to lose it.#throne of glass#tog#sjm#sjm slander#dorian havilliard#manon blackbeak#elide lochan#aelin galathynius#celaena sardothien#rewriting
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if i could go back in time and tell myself to prepare for one thing before reading queen of shadows it would be a warning that chaol is a dramatic-ass man in this book 😭😭 every single chapter he’s saying some shit like “gods above” or “gods help them all” like boy if you dont get with the program like everyone else
#what no dorian will do to a mf:#understandable but PLEASE 😭😭 someone help him out he needs it ☠️#i also dont feel any chemistry between him and nesryn either so in my mind he’s pretty much alone LOL#queef of shadows#throne of glass#tog#queen of shadows#sjm#qos#chaol westfall#dorian havilliard#nesryn faliq#rewriting
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love how when feyre first comes to tamlin’s big ass house one of her most recurring concerns are the masks that they’re all wearing.
she’ll be like “i need to get out of here but im so hungry and that big fae guy could probs easily chase me down and— omg that mask he’s wearing is super weird… its kind of pretty though. anyways i need to escape, i need to find a way to— oh lol look that one has a fox mask. and that lady’s got one too. omg is this like a trendy fae thing?”
#feyre scared theyre gonna eat her and then she judging the shit out of luciens mask like#let them liveeee girl#shes so unimpressed LOL#acotar#feyre archeron#a court of thorns and roses#i need an interesting tag for this#a court of hornies and rosies#there we go#tamlin#tamlin acotar#lucien#sjm#lucien acotar#alis acotar#alis#rewriting
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