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zombii-ships · 2 days

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Headcanons: Jack primal predator kink hunting MC as prey, down and than devouring MC once he caught them (aka sex with MC once he hunted MC down).

hope you don’t mind a little drabble for this, I love it!

“Sunshine? Where are you, my sunshine….” Jack called through the apartment, opening each door carefully as he searched for his prey. His voice was tinged with an almost saccharine dark growl, a departure from his normal cheery tone. “Don’t worry, I won’t hurt you, just wanna eat you up cuz’ you’re so cute…”

MC had made the mistake of stowing away inside of the closet in their bedroom, holding a hand over their mouth as they heard Jack’s heavy footsteps shuffle into the room. They could hear him quietly humming as he searched the room, tearing the covers off of the bed, then looking under, and then moving furniture around. Was he always this strong? Was this desperation to find them?

“Come on out, sunshine. I’m dying for a little taste of you.” Jack sounded closer, and closer still, damn near outside of the closet. MC peeked through the cracked door of the closet, catching a glimpse of Jack’s form; toned, determined, desperate to find them and consume them whole, he embodied the hapless determination of a predator hunting for his hidden prey, tearing through the room for them. MC inhaled sharply, watching him palm at his clothed length- god, he was huge- as he walked slowly towards the closet.

Smirking, Jack approached, a growling chuckle leaving his throat as his hand reached for the doorknob.

“I’ve got the advantage here, sunshine. God, you’re so cute when you think you can hide from me-“ Jack taunted, drumming his fingers on the door. MC backed up as quietly as they could, putting some distance between them and their pursuer, but effectively cornering themselves. As the door opened and they got a peek of Jack’s blue hair, they felt the fearful arousal building inside of them, and just as quickly as it built, it paused as Jack turned his head, striding off as he seemingly heard something coming from the next room over.

MC let out a soft exhale, and quickly realized their mistake, clasping a hand over their mouth as they heard Jack’s grumbling laughter and his footsteps approaching the closet again, slowly opening the doors with a satisfied smile.

“There you are. Almost threw me off your trail there.” He chuckled, leaning over his “prey”, blocking them in the corner of the closet. Jack’s imposing, broad figure, usually brought them comfort; some sort of safety; but this time it was quite the opposite. The Jack MC was used to, the soft, sweet, jokester had taken on a darker persona. Breathing over them, he scanned his lover’s form, adjusting himself as he seemingly planned his next move.

The look in his eyes, even despite the poor light in the space was unmistakable: hunger.

The clown that MC loved so much looked at them with a nearly primal hunger, an ache, a lust they had never seen before- like Jack had let go of his usual carefully crafted code of conduct, and the beast just below the surface had been given control.

“I can’t wait to eat you up.” Jack breathed out, his voice heavy with a hungry satisfaction as he gazed over your form. Swiftly, they were engulfed in his embrace, his broad form over them as he scooped them into his arms. He tucked his head into their neck, taking in their scent as his hands wandered across their form. His eyes- half lidded- as he licked his lips, taking the view of them in like a man starved for days seeing a three-course meal.

Jack brought them to their shared bed, laying them underneath him. He took their wrists in his hands, not quite pinning them there, but holding them still enough to where they couldn’t squirm out of his grasp.

“No use running now, sunshine. You’re mine now…” He teased them, breathing another ragged breath just shy of the shell of their ear.

“I hope you don’t mind, but I like playing with my food…” Jack’s right hand released its grip on their wrist, slowly tracing down their body to meet their most sensitive of areas, a pleased expression crossing his face as he felt their building arousal. Jack leaned down, pressing his chest heavily against them, his heart racing as he had his beloved exactly where he wanted them.

“By the time i’m ready to devour you, i’ll have you begging for me to do it.” He growled.

#HI THIS IS SO UNFINISHED AND PROBS OOC BUT HEYYYYY #sdj jack #swwsdj #somethings wrong with sunny day jack #my drabbles #sunny day jack #grown ass posts

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mithrun-house-of-kerensil · 2 months

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The duality of this man

#dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi spoilers #delicious in dungeon #delicious in dungeon spoilers #mithrun dungeon meshi #mithrun #my post #he's somehow such a freak and also my squishy #and that's why i looooooveeee himmmm #that's a full grown ass man but I truly believe I could hold him in my hands

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sh5 · 10 months

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#lee speaks #now the source is ruined which I think is funnier than turning reblogs off. it will continue to spread but it's hilarious to me now #this post wasn't supposed to breach containment and I disagree with the majority of you and you're annoying me <3 #I’ve found that I actually don’t care at all and I’m a grown ass man #fiiiiiiiine I’m turning reblogs off since people are getting actually pissy. fuck all of you

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yaralulu · 1 month

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#should i go on 🤗#idk how lucien didn’t throw hands when feyre called him that #if i was a grown ass man and some 19 y/o called me someone’s faithful dog…#somebody take these reactions pics away from me i wanna use them in every post now #acotar #a court of thorns and roses #lucien vanserra #pro lucien vanserra #anti cassian #anti rhysand #anti inner circle #feyre critical

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anon-nee · 4 months

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Puppy Gale

Catering to me, myself and I with this one but if you thought of Gale Dekarios with dog ears too: you're welcome

Do not copy, steal, repost, distribute or edit.

#gale lovers unite #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #artists on tumblr #gale of waterdeep #bg3 fanart #digital art #gale dekarios #gale x tav #bg3 gale #gale #baldurs gate gale #when he says “yes my love?” all I see is puppy gale #Yes there is a version without the dog ears #no i am not posting it #I get such cuteness aggression from this grown ass fictional man it's concerning #I WANT TO HOLD HIM

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jonahmagnus · 6 months

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I was never book smart Im puppy smart makes me more insmelligent

#Im not a puppygirl Im a grown-ass dogboy but Im posting this for YOU women!!! 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡#puppygirl #doggirl

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mbmbimbo · 1 year

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Don't fret, if that really is you in your icon, I'm sure you'll find love soon. I can see how people would find you really attractive ❤️

MY ICON???? MY ICON THAT IS JUSTIN MCELROY???

IM SORRY IM NOT HIM

#edit: YALL ARE MISREADING THIS POST.#im not surprised anon thinks justin is cute IM SURPRISED ANON THINK I. A WHITE BITCH IN HER 20S. IS GROWN ASS MAN JUSTIN MCELROY

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soullessjack · 9 months

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a collection or mood-board of sorts

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radsplain · 1 year

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"the problem is men, not trans women!"

ok but what is a man? what is it about this group of people that makes them a problem? is it the identity of 'man' that's the problem? and if all men stopped identifying as men would the problem go away?

#self-id is rotting your brains #this also reminds me of the posts i used to see like 'i hate ALL men and YES that includes trans men!!" like lmao #what the hell are y'all even on about #breaking your backs bending over backwards to validate grown ass men as 'women'#and throwing actual women (afabs) into the oppressor class to keep the “logic” consistent. how embarrassing!#gender lunacy #self-id #radsplain.txt

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supermachoman · 5 months

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had to get this out my system cause its all i can think of when i see their title defence fits

based on this image:

#yeah ik this is super shitty but its funny. to me.#mr sandman #don flamenco #punch out #mr. sandman #title defence #i feel we look over the fact sandy gets the same emo treatment. grown ass men arent immune to becoming emo posy #post- little mac #pinchart

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slcepily · 3 months

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weow

#powerpuff girls #ppg #cartoon network #ppg fanart #idk what else to tag this #powerpuff girls is the first thing i ever remember drawing digitally #i’d just sit down and watch speedpaints constantly and i wanted to make them myself #anyway i’ve been going back and forth on posting this bc they’re not the most original designs ever but Shrug #full disclosure i didn’t watch the Bliss episode and have zero interest in ever doing so #i just wanted to portray her as The Grown Up and i thought her being like a successful business woman would be funny #i originally intended for the others to be adults but after i was finished they strike me as a little younger still #so in my head they’re like 17 maybe #bliss is also based off a redesign i made when that episode first came out #bliss is also based off a redesign i made of her when that episode first came out #i considered using her original appearance but i literally refuse to work with her weird ass bangs

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catamaris · 3 months

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#eye strain #<- ???#catamari post #cabayomi #these are grown ass men

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soplapinga · 8 months

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If you like dazai from bsd you like gojo from jjk and if you like gojo from jjk you like vash from trigun, its literally stated by god

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vasito-de-leche · 5 months

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Could we have some Zima relationship headcanons :]

;R1999 ZIMA - Relationship Headcanons

Compilation of headcanons about Zima in a romantic relationship.

ofc you can nonnie, ty for the request! Zima was the other character that got me into the game so he's very dear to me

also also, I'm not sick anymore so I have some steam to work on requests, hehe <3 still working on the sleepy fics though, don't worry yall!

I haven't done a proper analysis/HCs post on Zima yet, so as usual I'll be talking a little about his character before getting into the whole relationship aspect of things!

The portrayal of Zima as a stereotypical, shy introvert feels extremely reductive to me, especially when it's all attributed to his speech pattern - the pauses, the stuttering... None of it is an indication of timidness. We have to remember that Zima's native language, like many other characters, is not english and he struggles when speaking it. That's the reason he speaks in such a way, there's a language barrier he's constantly fighting against in order to communicate with others and yet he's clearly trying.

There's an emphasis on loneliness, isolation and avoidance in his character that is impossible to ignore, which seems to add to the whole portrayal of Zima as a "shy baby". But again, this is something that comes from an important part of his life - the exile he went through. Him being socially inept is a result of a punishment, years of being alone with no one but animals to keep him company. It doesn't come from a sense of inferiority or insecurity such as Charlie, but an absolute lack of human contact.

When examining his voicelines, we also see that he's opinionated - criticizing the Tsar and the poor living conditions of the people, speaking of the beauty of nature and so on and so forth. He explicitly writes poems on any surface like trees, rocks and snow, even if he knows they'll be washed away overtime.

I understand that it's extremely easy to dismiss Zima when it comes to romance because of all of these details, his isolating ways and all, but he's a poet first and foremost.

While he may not be romantic in the more traditional sense we're used to, he's extremely insightful and takes a lot of care to appreciate the small details that often go overlooked, but that make life feel more lively and rich. In the context of relationships, given his age and his lifestyle, Zima would bring a completely different type of vibe - for comparison, most of the characters I talked about already lean towards high emotions, the fun of discovering love for the first time, etc etc...

Pavia's love is a whole rollercoaster on his own because there's always the chance of either getting hurt or having the time of your life, Forget Me Not's feels exactly like being hungover in the morning. But Zima's love is more like coming home after a long trip, knowing there's a warm meal waiting for you. It's familiar and calm.

On the subject of Zima falling in love.

Zima is used to introspection, so I genuinely believe he has a strong sense of self and a good grasp on his emotions. He quickly realizes when he's fallen for someone and he accepts it easily, despite the lack of romantic interactions in his life. This is because the object of his affections is, most likely, someone he already cherishes, and who puts the effort into maintaining a good friendship with him - so the idea of being in love with them feels natural!

I can't see Zima pursuing romantic relationships with strangers and/or those outside his close circle, not even a surface attraction beyond artistic appreciation for someone's looks. He strikes me as the type who can only fall in love with those he trusts and knows.

And even then, his behaviour wouldn't change much!

It's obvious that he lacks friends, so the very few people he does have are extremely important to him - even so, Zima does not need to constantly orbit around them and will gladly spend days (and weeks if you don't actively seek him out) without seeing them, content to catch up with them whenever their paths cross. He shares what little he has to offer with everyone, practical things and knowledge. Zima is 100% that friend who disappears for months and returns as if nothing happened.

When it comes to you, it's the same. Sure, if you ask him to stay a little longer then he'll oblige you. And if you're the chatty type or find his work interesting, then he'll put the effort into having a conversation with you despite the language barrier. But that's about it, the changes aren't noticeable no matter how much he loves you, because all of that happens when no one is looking.

If you happen to stroll around in the wilderness, getting lost in the forest and all, then you might find your name carved on trees along with many, many poems. If you don't speak or read russian, then all you'll be able to recognize is your name - the very first thing Zima taught you in his native tongue - but these are all declarations of love.

The animals are kinder to you, curious even. They follow and treat you like an old friend, as if they knew you, because everything they've heard from you comes from Zima himself. They speak about everything and anything with him, after all.

Zima lacks the initiative to confess or even consider being in a proper relationship with you - I insist, he's genuinely content with being a close friend - but he also lacks the restraint to keep his feelings to himself and thus puts them on display in the only way he knows how: as a poorly kept secret between himself and the nature that surrounds him.

Not many think of him as a romantic because of how stoic he is, but when Zima is in love, he sees you in every flower, in the snowflakes that fall and kiss his nose. You're the gentle summer breeze and the crystal clear rivers once winter ends. You're right there beside him in spirit when he sees little chicks take flight for the first time, or when all the other forest critters wake up after hibernating. Zima finds beauty in every aspect of nature, and he sees you everywhere he looks.

That said, there's no way he'll take the first step. That's entirely up to you, to pick up all these things and confront him about it - that's the only time he'll be open and direct about his feelings. Because you already know how much you mean to him!

Zima would love to teach you his native language.

This is partially me projecting because english isn't my native language either, but I do like to think that Zima's english is all self-taught. He understands when others speak english, but isn't as fluent when speaking himself. And that's why it's sooo infuriating and frustrating for him, as a creative person and poet.

Not only because it's harder to communicate with others, but because his work and poems - the most important part of himself - can't be fully understood. Therefore HE can't be fully understood. Some translations, while good, can't even come close to their original meaning. As his partner, Zima wants you to understand the full depth of his affections and thoughts.

I do think that the process of learning would also be quite organic, starting with Zima simply pointing out at things and teaching you the way they're named in russian, basic stuff he does unconsciously. If you pick up things on your own from his work and his translations, Zima will be over the moon and would ask you to repeat yourself to make sure your pronunciation is right and because he loves the way his language sounds with your accent.

But if you approach and ask him to properly teach you? He's gone, instantly overwhelmed with emotion and thoughts racing in his head, trying to organize a million different things - what would be the best way to teach you? Should he start with the alphabet? You want to learn this brand new language to understand him better, that simple gesture is a huge deal for him.

Once you have a pretty good grasp on the language, at least enough to have basic conversations with him, it will feel like Zima has gotten a little bolder - addressing you with pet names, being generally more blunt and talkative... But in fact, he's just finally able to express himself in his totality.

This also goes the other way around - Zima would love to learn your own native language, whether it's english or something else. It's yet another language he can use to express himself, so it's a win-win. And I know that it's common for us multilingual people to start confusing and mixing all the languages we speak, but I think Zima would have an easy time keeping them apart, so to speak!

On the subject of Zima and how he acts when he's in a relationship.

You two were close friends before you were lovers, so Zima doesn't feel any sort of pressure to live up to some dating standards like fancy dates, gifts or grandiose displays of affections - once again, it's all about what feels natural. You two know each other more than enough to simply fall into a comfortable routine that works out for both.

He does make the effort to drop by more often, to find a middle ground until he feels more comfortable and used to being around large groups of people. But he would also insist that you accompany for his walks in search of inspiration for his work!

When it comes to showing affection, I think Zima might be a little touchstarved - casual physical contact such as someone hugging or patting him on the back as a greeting still catch him by surprise, but affectionate gestures with those he trusts and loves is a novelty that leaves Zima starry-eyed.

He has a lot of things that he needs to slowly get used to again now that he's not exiled in the middle of the woods, but having you shower him with affection is something that he grows to like rather quickly. When you pet him, pepper his face with kisses, hold his hand when walking or hug him - it doesn't matter, Zima will always stand there, fascinated with the way you make him feel, so very warm and safe.

He would appreciate a warning before being touched, and he always makes sure to ask before initiating anything himself - it doesn't matter how many times you tell him that you're fine with this sort of contact, he's going to ask for permission anyway. Just out of politeness. Personal space is important, after all.

I think Zima would try to stick to a routine he can follow without overwhelming himself, especially if you're the type to need more attention (again, Zima will literally disappear for weeks if left to his own devices). It's more of a short list of things he needs to remember to do before the day is over, the two most important ones being greeting you in the morning and wishing you goodnight.

As for more general aspects of a relationship, I don't think there's much to say! Arguments with him rarely happen because he's patient and careful with his words, he communicates his needs and boundaries as well as he respects yours and all. Zima isn't that talkative, but his more "eccentric" traits are something you're probably used to on account of that initial bond and trust.

#reverse 1999 #reverse: 1999 #reverse 1999 x reader #reverse 1999 headcanons #reverse 1999 zima #basically zima is emotionally mature and responsible so hes OBJECTIVELY the safest option out of all guys if youre looking for a partner #the worst thing that can happen is that he just forgets to tell you that he needs time alone to cool off and he disappears for 2 weeks #BUT YOU KNEW THAT WHEN YOU SIGNED UP TO BE HIS BUDDY SO ITS FINE #i got very fluffy with this one bc i love him so much okay no one look t me #hes not a baby hes a grown ass man!!!! but hes so cute!!!!! and i wanna kiss him!!!!!!!!#i wanna do a post analyzing him and all but my god. i dont know nearly enough abt russian history to even GO there

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infernal-lamb · 10 months

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This is my oc Neves (from my WIP cotl fic) and the Lamb, they go on very normal adventures where nothing bad happens and the best part about being in a cult is Having Fun and Being Yourself !!

(this is not true. the horrors are endless)

#cult of the lamb #cotl lamb #cotl fanart #cotl au #cotl oc #there IS a fic to go with this i just havent posted it yet #i am cringe but i am free #and very self indulgent #look. i know i know its a human cotl oc PLEASE #grown ass woman meets fucked up lamb #my art

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decolonize-the-left · 5 months

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Tumblr socio-political observation time

Identifying with fandoms and movements and brands to validate yourself has led to a society where your interests define you and your character instead of your character defining you and your interests and I think as a whole that's why performative activism is so rampant

(and likewise it's probably why people are so protective of the things that bring them a sense of self and why it's so important those things remain politically neutral and separate from politics but that's another post)

I dont necessarily think it's a Bad as in something that makes you evil but it is bad in that we now have a lot of people doing things in good faith that some are doing in bad faith and all these people are being painted the same because as a whole we arent critically engaging with ideas anymore

As a millennial I know am very much responsible for creating that climate. I think a lot of us grew up thinking that we could shame people into being "good" the same way that we were shamed growing up anytime we had an opinion that differed from our bigoted genx & boomer parents.

It manifested in a lot of ways but one of the prominent examples that most of us will remember is doxxing. Now I want to be clear that I never did this myself but doxxing, call out posts, block lists, etc were everywhere from I wanna say about 2007 to 2017 when I'd say it's status as a common social behavior started to be frowned upon and ineffective.

We were trying to hold people accountable with those actions.

I think that very much backfired. Bigots just got better at hiding and they learned to co-opt our language and mental health terms to gaslight us when we did call them out until those words became meaningless to use. It's simple to not appear bigoted now. Just don't share anything from known bigoted brands or companies and don't follow anyone problematic. Easy.

Cuz those define you and your character, right? Isn't that why y'all still put "supports x" as reasons for your own call-out posts? That's what validates or voids your good person card. At least, thats what everyone made it seem like a decade ago.

The millennial failure was how superficial it all was. We weren't dismantling anything. We were shaming support of x, y, & z as a way of shaming bigots and racist comments and calling them out, but we weren't actually learning to recognize or dismantle racism itself and that's how 10+ years later most of us are watching our kids deal with the same shit we did except now they're also struggling with critical thinking skills inside and outside the classroom.

I think a lot of millennials mixed up righteous anger with doing what's right. Thinking that because we were angry about bigotry and taking it out on bigots that meant we couldn't be bigots. I mean everyone is a little bigoted but not like Bigots™ are bigots, you know?

And then we refused to put ourselves under that microscope or think about that any further. We stopped thinking about a lot of things, I think. We started accepting that we would be told what was okay to believe in or say and I think a LOT of millennials esp white millenials still wait for someone else, especially a Black person to speak on something so they can see the "right" side they're supposed to take.

Someone please learn something from this. This is still very much racist and avoiding the issue is still very much enabling white supremacy.

It will only go away if it's directly addressed.

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So I'd like to submit a formal request to bring back one good thing from back then. White responsibility for white supremacy.

Some of us may remember some posts that said if anyone should be responsible for engaging with white supremacists and helping them break down their beliefs it'd be white ppl ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ that its dangerous work for anyone else to do (for obvious reasons) and besides that white supremacists won't listen to anyone else. And allies did.

Bring that back.

The defensive white retaliation to this idea is seen on any mutual aid post in comments like "fuck your emotional labor, I don't owe you anything" or "idgaf if youre black/disabled/gay/whatever I don't owe you shit." So for the people getting ready to type something similar in my notes: This is a white supremacist defense mechanism that reinforces BIPOC isolation through individualism without seeming malicious on the surface. We all owe each other something tho; it's how a community operates and how humanity has survived for so long. Don't fall for this line of thinking and don't bring that nonsense to me.

White supremacy won't go away on its own and white supremacists sure as hell won't go away by letting them fester behind block lists until they're old enough to run for senator so if you can handle this task then respectfully, do it.

"but white supremacists are a waste of time to talk to" yeah for those of us who they'd rather see dead.

The labor and time it takes to make a white supremacist see you as a human who says words worth listening to so that you can then have a good faith conversation about politics is not WORTH the effort and risk to safety for the people who they hate. Especially not if we're doing it and getting death threats 9x out of 10 or they just wanted us to waste our time and exhaust us out of being effective

So if you are not included in the list of people that white supremacists want dead then it is worth your time and in fact is arguably one of the most productive ways to spend your time.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk

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