#🌊🐎 man.

[ybcpatrick]

i used to be a real go-getter. i used to think it'd all get better. so much for stardust. we thought we had it all.

#shut up kell #man. man #🌊🐎 man. #hall of shame

[kazumasougi]

ohhhh my fucking god but like. the way kratos first asks “what do i call you” to acknowledge him as his own grown person with his own choices. and the first choice atreus makes is to hug him because hes literally just a 14 year old child i feel so so ill

#mileposting #gow lb #🌊🐎 MAN

[newsagogos]

Listening to whatever new music is there cause that's something i do every now and then and I'm gonna be honest these songs are like car commercial music, instagram giveaway video music, tiktok bit, popunk(derogatory), bad edm, car commercial music #2,

#sometimes there is good music (in the stuff outside my orbit) but most times. man 🌊 🐎

[just-jammin]

uhhh…

happy february…?

(‘ ; w;”)b

#man… 🌊🐎 #it’s seems my faith was misplaced… #at least it’s earlier in the night and my madness is technically gone for today… #or maybe it’s that i’m too tired to be sad or mad… #still… man… #fly high you purple dragon you 🫡 #the meaningful jargon

[shellcrush]

new mitski has me tearing up while doing dishes at work

#🔖 #i'm your man.. 🌊🐎.

[muppetebbtide]

trojan war tumblr simulator

🌊 is-the-sea-wine-dark-today

YOU BET IT IS

#the wine dark sea!!!!!!!!!!!! #wine dark sea #wine dark sea posting

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✌🏻 ajax2electricboogaloo follow

why is achilles the only demigod who's Like That? like he's my boy but u don't see memnon or aeneas or sarpedon acting like him on the reg. why is he so maladjusted? like specifically? I saw his mother once and was so terrified by the sight of a goddess I flung myself to the ground and hid my face in the dirt til she left but I still don't think that accounts for it idk

🏘️ nobody1020

it's blonde man syndrome hope this helps

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⚔️ sonoftydeus

opening my askbox so that we can discuss strategies on taking troy!

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anonymous asked: we should all go home :)

⚔️ sonoftydeus answered:

FUCK OFF AGAMEMNON I WANT REAL SUGGESTIONS

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nobody1020 asked: do u like..... horses

⚔️ sonoftydeus answered:

odysseus do I even wanna know where this is going

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⌛ isthetrojanwaroveryet?

year 9, day 234: still no....

#all our admins keep DYING

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‼️ trojan-confessions follow

I think my wife might be sending me anon hate :/ keep getting asks like 'hope u die on the battlefield tomorrow silly slag' and 'menelaus should have curbstomped you' and in her big tapestry of warriors she made me look stupid

🐴 horsetaminghector follow

lmaooo is this paris??

🔮 cryinglikecassandra follow

kinda think helen should send MORE anon hate idk

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❓ myrmidons-confessions

I was the one who wrote the achilles/agamemnon 100k slowburn enemies to lovers rpf and put it on the group chat but now patroclus is calling me 'agachilles boy' and laughing about it and asking if I can proofread his mock bardic epic where all his dogs are heroes and killing people, so I fear I've made a mistake. I also can't look achilles in the eye anymore... but honestly I've never seen proof he can read so I might be safe

❓ myrmidons-confessions

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👑 kingofmycenae

👍🏻 ajaxthegreat

achilles is DEAD and ur posting CRAB RAVE?????

🏘️ nobody1020

I think that's why he's posting it ngl

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😹 deiphobus42069

imagine being the achaeans and your best warrior gets killed by PARIS, after everyone else had awesome deaths at the hands of sarpedon or hector or memnon... like that's literally so embarassing I just know achilles is fucking fuming down in hades rn. I bet the achaeans are gonna put around that paris was guided by apollo, or that paris happened to hit his only weak spot..... anything 2 try and make it less cringe.... lol lol we're popping the biggest bottles tonight. hope helen's there

🐆 leopardskiniscool

???????????????

#I mean. yeah. but also. #deiphobus wtf I thought we were chill

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#hope everyone can be normal about the outcome!!! :)

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🧑🏻 randotrojansoldier-deactivated-8578543

so excited to go back onto the field of battle tomorrow! sure hope I don't encounter any of the big-name heroes

🗣️ homer follow

I hope you don't too! I'm sure you'll do great!

🐎 antilochussss

not the direct address????

✌🏻 ajax2electricboogaloo

direct address got him :(

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💂🏻 trojanguardtales follow

fuck my job so much I hope that this wooden horse tribute to the gods turns out to have some guys inside or something just so I can DO something rather than standing here like a twat with my spear

💂🏻 trojanguardtales follow

by ares this can't be happening

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⚔️ sonoftydeus reblogged menelauskingofsparta

do NOT order achilles from shein!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#oh yeah #I was stuck with temu achilles in the trojan horse for six hours #and by hour two agamemnon had suggested killing and eating him #and odysseus was threatening to 'send him to meet his father' #and it's not even like there's any kleos in killing priam!!! #anti neoptolemus #neoptolemus defenders dni #vent tags

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#taking a break from my actual academic essay about the iliad to make this terrible terrible post #I don't think there's any proof everyone hated neoptolemus. BUT. #but if I'd been at troy for 10 years and achilles' fuckass teenage son pulled up with the bloodlust of an xl bully I'd have been. displeased #iliad #the iliad #trojan war #achilles #ajax #odysseus #homer #epic cycle #unreality #tumblr simulator #greek mythology #my post

[the-kr8tor]

the-kr8tor's Masterlist- Hobie Brown/Spider-Punk

*I don't consent to having my work translated/published on other platforms*

🕷️ Spider-Man across the spiderverse 🕷️

♥️ Hobie Brown/ Spider-Punk

I'll keep saving you over and over again.

Hobie Brown night-time Headcanons

Snow and Piercings

(Un)Lucky

Spider-punk x blackcat! Reader Drabble

Hobie catches you wearing his mask

Silk & Cologne (Hobie x silk!reader headcanons)

Hobie meets your cats for the first time

Hobie nurses you back to health (ft: the cats)

Under the clock tower (time loop au)

Alternate ending

You stay the night at Hobie's for the first time

The Morning after (part 2 of the fic above)

Heatwave (ft: the cats)

Hobie takes you web swinging around the city

The one with the baby

Speed Drive - 500 celebration fic 🎉

Sparring with Hobie

Birthday Blues -Dad! Hobie

Bad Idea, right?

In Pursuit of Blood: A trip down goblin lane

Mr and Mrs Smith AU: When Jane met John

Autumn of '88: TTN prequel

🌹 Series Masterlist 🌹

Thread the Needle- Hobie Brown x fashion student! Fem! Reader 🧵🪡

The Fall- Fae! Hobie Brown x Fem! Reader 🍀🕸️

Between the Devil and the Sea- Pirate! Hobie x fem! Reader ⚓🌊

Our Place in the Middle of Nowhere 🐎🏜️

♥️Request Masterlist (Hobie x reader)♥️

-REQUESTS ARE CLOSED- PLEASE CHECK MY RULES-

🌹 Fluffy Fridays Request Masterlist 🌹

-Requests for fluffy fridays are closed- check the rules here-

🧵 Thread the Needle one shots 🪡

🍒Request Masterlist II (Hobie x reader)🍒

💙 Request Masterlist III (Hobie x reader) 💙

🍼 Dad! Hobie/ Twin AU Collection 🧸

Reblog banner by @/cafekitsune

#hobie brown x reader #spider punk #spider punk x reader #atsv fanfiction #hobie brown #spider man across the spider verse #x reader #spiderman across the spiderverse #masterlist #the kr8tor's creations

[scootarooni]

*thinks about Ring* Man. 🌊🐎

Still image below the cut vv

#thinks abt the ring ask blog i followed back in the early 2010...that artist had such a nice art style...i hope theyre doing well... #vocaloid #ring suzune

[ampersonder]

Tarot in One Word: What Do I Need Right Now?

🐕The Fool: ⬆️Wonder ⬇️Planning

🐇The Magician: ⬆️Confidence ⬇️Honesty

🌕The High Priestess: ⬆️Wisdom ⬇️ Trust

🦚The Empress: ⬆️ Beauty ⬇️Stability

👑The Emperor: ⬆️Order ⬇️Release

📖The Hierophant: ⬆️Education ⬇️Innovation

💖The Lovers: ⬆️Commitment ⬇️Balance

🐎The Chariot: ⬆️Movement ⬇️Responsibility

🦁Strength: ⬆️Determination ⬇️Courage

🐢The Hermit:⬆️Solitude ⬇️Company

🍀Wheel of Fortune: ⬆️Luck ⬇️Time

⚖️Justice: ⬆️Fairness ⬇️Accountability

🌳The Hanged Man: ⬆️Reflection ⬇️Surrender

💀Death: ⬆️Change ⬇️Guidance

🌊Temperance: ⬆️Moderation ⬇️ Patience

😈The Devil: ⬆️Freedom ⬇️ Celebration

🔥The Tower: ⬆️Preparation ⬇️Relaxation

🌟The Star: ⬆️Resolve ⬇️Hope

🐺The Moon: ⬆️Security ⬇️Discernment

🌞The Sun: ⬆️Joy ⬇️Gentleness

🪽Judgement: ⬆️Understanding ⬇️Introspection

🌿The World: ⬆️Travel ⬇️Gratitude

#tarot #witch #baby witch #tarotblr #tarotcommunity #witchblr #witchcraft #witch community

[blairstales]

Scottish Folklore Songs (Historic Recordings)

The site Tobar An Dualchais is a collection of historic audio recordings in Scotland, and that includes songs. I collected just some of the folklore related ones into a list for you all.

I have no talent in singing, so I will have to leave that up to the rest of you. Some are in English, and other are in Gaelic.

Kelpies and Each-Uisge 🐎🌊

(link) A MHÒR, A MHÒR, TILL RID MHACAN. "This song, which was used as a cradle song, was said to have been a lament composed by a water-horse(each-uisge) whose mortal lover had gone, taking their child with her. He is pleading with her to return. " (Recorded in 1956)

(link) A GHAOIL LEIG DHACHAIGH GU MO MHÀTHAIR MI "This song takes the form of a conversation between a girl and a water-horse. The girl is asking him to let her return home to her mother. The water-horse has other ideas. It is clear from the last verse that the girl escaped. " (Recorded in 1954)

(link) 'ILLE BHIG, 'ILLE BHIG SHUNNDAICH Ò "This is a fairy song. It was said to have been composed by a girl who was in love with a water-horse. As the song describes, he was killed by her brothers. The song lists some of the gifts he had promised to give the girl. " (Recorded in 1963)

Mermaids 🧜‍♀️

(link) ÒRAN NA MAIGHDINN-MHARA "In this song a mermaid says that she was deceived. She fell in love with a man even though he was human and she was a mermaid. Her sleep is unsettled when there is bad weather. " (Recorded in 1963)

Selkies:

(link) THE GREAT SELKIE OF SULE SKERRY "Supernatural ballad in which a woman bears a son to a selkie." (Recorded in 1973)

(link) THE SELKIE "The woman is speculating on who her baby's father is, when he appears and tells her he is Gunhaemilar and he is a selkie [seal man]. She is distraught and turns down his proposal of marriage. He tells her to nurse the baby for seven years, then he will return and pay her. He comes back and she asks him to marry her, but he rejects her in the same words she used to turn him down. He says he will put a gold chain round his son's neck so she will know him. She marries a gunner who shoots both the selkie and his son and she dies of a broken heart. " (Recorded in 1971)

(link) UNKNOWN "A Shetland song mentioning the selkies." (Recorded in 1985)

Other:

(link) MORAG'S FAIRY GLEN "Song of a man telling the beauty of Morag's Fairy Glen, and bidding his love to meet him there. " (Recorded in 1952)

(link) FAIRY DANCE "This is the reel 'Fairy Dance' played on the fiddle. " (Recorded in 1970)

(link) CRODH CHAILEIN "This song belongs to the fairy songs tradition and was used as a milking song or lullaby. Colin's cattle referred to in the song are the deer. " (Recorded in 1955)

(link) TÀLADH NA MNATHA SÌDHE "This song is a fairy cradle song in which the speaker says she would wander in the night with her beloved child. Sections of the song contain vocables which belong to the piping tradition." (Recorded in 1970)

(link) HORO 'ILLE DHUINN SHUNNDAICH "A song in which a woman tells of the murder of her fairy lover who promised her the kertch of a married woman." (Recorded in 1994) (link) HÈ O HÒ A RAGHNAILL UD THALL "In this fairy song, a fairy woman is trying to get a herdsman called Ronald to come across a river to her. Fairies cannot cross water." (In some stories, certain types of fairies can't cross running water) (Recorded in 1953)

(link) HÓRO 'ILLE DHUINN SHUNNDAICH "Song about a woman with a fairy lover." (Recorded in 1962)

(link) ÒRAN AN LEANNAIN-SÌTH "In this song the bard tells of being visited by a fairy lover. She asks him to make her a song, which will win an award at the Mod. He describes her beautiful appearance and sweet voice. She promises to give him a magic wand. She tells him about some of her deeds, and reminds him to make the song as she requested." (Recorded in 1960)

#fairies #fairy #fae #songs #music #historical #folklore #scottishfolklore #scottish folklore #FairyBasics #selkie #selkies #mermaid #mermaids #mythology #kelpies #kelpie #eachuisge #waterhorse #waterhorses #faeries #fairyart

[i-gotyou-dontworry]

Who on earth will resist having that sweet tart by your side every night and morning with just holding hands ??? I know she grabs something else besides his hand.

They might look naive and cute, but let me tell you those 2 don’t have a single hair of inocente, those anon can ask noon, Darnell, Harry or Jack. Besides we haven’t seen them cus they are fucking the hell out of each other.

🤠🐎💦🌧️🌊

🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

Poor noon, the truma he must have, not only because they abandoned him but also having to listen to certain things and perhaps thinking that they are doing something bad to his mommy.

Sometimes we leave Jack aside but poor man too... how uncomfortable 🤣🤣

[just-jammin]

GD LUCK LYRRRRRR!!!!!

THX KEEGS!! :DDD

if only the other groups aren’t taking a long-ass time rn,, ;w;

#srsly our sched for presenting was supposed to start AN HR AGO #man… 🌊🐎 #the meaningful jargon #inquiries of a fennec #keylockedheart

[pogasm]

i’m a boy but not in a boy way but in a ‘boy’ way yk? like the way 🐎🌊🤝 is a man but not like man 👨🏻. like boy like 🐱 but not like 🐺. idk

[belladonna-miranda]

Jackass Lunar New Year Predictions (OG cast)

2023, the year of the rabbit, starts in two weeks, so I wanted to make a Lunar New Year headcanon focusing on the Jackass cast in two parts: one for the OGs and one for the newbies.

Lucky numbers, colors, personality

2023 horoscopes

Compatibility

Preston: Earth Rooster (1969) 🌲🐓

Lucky numbers: 2, 11, 20 Lucky colors: gold, brown, yellow, white Personality: observant, hardworking, courageous BFFS: Ox🐂, Dragon🐉, Snake🐍 Enemies: Rat🐀, Rabbit🐇 Horoscope: 2023 would be a difficult year for Preston's day job, so his goal is to work harder in achieving his goal by spending more time with his family.

Dave: Earth Rooster (1969) 🌲🐓

Lucky numbers: 2, 11, 20 Lucky colors: gold, brown, yellow, white Personality: observant, hardworking, courageous BFFS: Ox🐂, Dragon🐉, Snake🐍 Enemies: Rat🐀, Rabbit🐇 Horoscope: Very much like Preston, Dave should compensate for his dreary career forecast by socializing with his wife and kids like he already does every day.

Johnny: Metal Pig (1971) 🪙🐖

Lucky numbers: 0, 5 Lucky colors: yellow, brown, green, white Personality: broad-minded, friendly, brave, kind BFFS: Tiger🐅, Rabbit🐇, Goat🐐 Enemies: Snake🐍 Horoscope: The Jackass ringleader's horoscope for 2023 shows a decent net worth, so Knoxville doesn't need to do too much with his career. He should, however, help others more often during difficult projects.

Wee Man: Water Ox (1973) 🌊🐂

Lucky numbers: 1, 4 Lucky colors: blue, yellow Personality: hardworking, ambitious, tenacious BFFS: Rat🐀, Snake🐍, Rooster🐓 Enemies: Tiger🐅, Horse🐎, Goat🐐, Monkey🐒 Horoscope: For the shortest member of the cast, Wee Man will perform wonderfully in his taco franchise by earning enough money to support himself and his family, but he should also communicate with his social circle patiently to avoid misunderstanding them.

Steve-O: Wood Tiger (1974) 🪵🐅

Lucky numbers: 2,7 Lucky colors: blue, green Personality: quick-witted, resourceful, versatile BFFS: Horse🐎, Dog🐕, Pig🐖 Enemies: Ox🐂, Snake🐍, Goat🐐, Monkey🐒 Horoscope: Steve-O's been busy with his stand-up comedy tour lately, which detriments his physical and mental health, so his prediction for 2023 is to find a balance between touring, family, and friends.

Pontius: Wood Tiger (1974) 🪵🐅

Lucky numbers: 2,7 Lucky colors: blue, green Personality: quick-witted, resourceful, versatile, kind BFFS: Horse🐎, Dog🐕, Pig🐖 Enemies: Ox🐂, Snake🐍, Goat🐐, Monkey🐒 Horoscope: Much like his fellow Wildboy Steve-O, Pontius will balance both work and life by taking some time off his side project (s) to spend time with his wife and son.

Ehren: Fire Dragon (1976) 🔥🐉

Lucky numbers: 6, 8 Lucky colors: golden yellow Personality: smart, honest, patient BFFS: Rat🐀, Monkey🐒, Rooster🐓 Enemies: Dog🐕 Horoscope: Just as predicted, I've saved the best (and most humble) OG for last! While Ehren should build up interpersonal and romantic relationships through various activities, I have high hopes for my princess's 2023 horoscope, especially while raising a toddler.

#jackass #preston lacy #dave england #johnny knoxville #wee man #steve o #chris pontius #ehren mcghehey #danger ehren #lunar new year #horoscope

[trans-p03g]

🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎

🌊 🐎 man

#asks

[22ratonthestreet]

you ever look at poetry a computer wrote and think damn. ok.  anyway, writing credits go to ai dungeon for this.

#hlvrai #half life but the ai is self aware #dima's silly little scribbles #benrey #gordon feetman #hlvrai gordon freeman #frenrey #🌊🐎man #22ratonthestreet