Imagine dancing with your F/O. Is it a fun and flirty tango? A gentle and tender waltz? A playful and laughter filled swing routine?
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โ๏ธ ATLAS โข HE/IT* โข 21
โ๏ธ bisexual transmasc
โ๏ธ mixed west asian+white
โ๏ธ ill block you if i dont like you. zionists i am wishing you death๐๐ผ transandrophobia guys and mspec gay/lesbians i dont want you either. AND MINORS DNI PLEASE
โ๏ธ current interests: IDV, Daniel Mullins games (the hex, inscryption) my ocs, persona (3/5r/2is), alan wake, w359
*close friends can call me neos or they or whatever i dont even care (but no she)
HELP PALESTINE๐ต๐ธ๐
HELP SUDAN๐ธ๐ฉ
HELP CONGO๐จ๐ฉ
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I GOT CRIBO OUT IF YALL NEED ANY JS
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ร tutto normale supremi, non preoccupatevi โค๏ธ๐ฐ Segui @ilsupremomacchinista ๐ #ilsupremomacchinista #febbraio #bustapaga #soldi #conguaglio #denaro #banca #bank #couple #dollar #euro #money #moneymaker #moneyheist #stipendio #stipendi #shopping #shop #๐ด #banconote #macchinista #capotreno #ferrovia #stazione #binario #capostazione #capotreno https://www.instagram.com/p/CqSdS8conFM/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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you live in my head rent free? Nah Bitch youโre paying me! Nothings free in this economy. Thatโll be 2 million dollars plz and thank you.
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yt ppl, their made up โracismโ experiences, and imaginary haters, omfg!!! ๐ญ๐ญ get a job please. my stomach is starting to hurt from laughing at your bs every damn day
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F/O Headcanons: Hajime Kokonoi Edition
(More will be added with time)
Actually really talented and interested in doing interior design. Heโs taken classes and everything, even though he considers the passion more of a hobby.
Eyeliner perfectionist.
Has just as long of eyelashes as Sanzu.
Hopeless romantic, princess treatment, utter gentlemen ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ
Bisexual. Unlike Hanma (previous headcanon), heโs quite loud about it.
Can cook, but refuses to do anything that isnโt Japanese or fancy European foods.
Sucker for coffee cake.
May suck at gambling, but heโs the king of investments.
Unlike other members of Bonten, who have five on average (except Mikey who just doesnโt give half a darn), he only has three luxury cars. He prefers pedigree horses.
Has had a membership to the same country club since he was a kid. At first it was where his parents went to, now itโs a matter of loyalty to him (to be fair itโs a really good country club).
Heโs triedโฆ he just plain sucks at golf. Only goes to get the drinks nowadays.
Prefers more classical luxury brands such a Dior.
To the surprise of many, his favorite cat is actually a hairless Sphinx. Most expect him to like more fluffy cats like a Persian or a Maine Coone.
Likes furs, but only buys faux (on a matter of morals), unless he can confirm that every part of the animal was used in some way.
Heโs a bit of a neat freak. Surprisingly is the only Bonten member to like the doctors, due to how hygienic and sterile it is.
Prefers satin to silk. To him, both are virtually the same, but silk is more fussy and delicate then satin.
Has a gorgeous Angora rabbit named Cashmere.
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well i'm glad you've given me the authentic school teacher experience 10 seconds in.
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Great, now I'm thinking about his friends not only finding out that he's the son of the Monkey King, but also the youngest out of 9 OF HIS KIDS. ๐
The ones to end up bringing that topic up would be the triplets, when they follow Nine into town because they're worried about him and miss him for some brotherly harassment.
Like literally out of NOWHERE
Bao, Kai, Longwei: WOOOW!!!โจ๏ธ This is where you go off to every day, little Nine?
*As they roam around the shop he's been working at. (discreetly stealing as they go around)*
THAT'S SOOO CUUTE! ๐ *as all three of them hug and nuzzle him at the same time*
Nine eventually has to chase them out red-faced from all the teasing.
Mei: Wow! MK I didn't know you had 3 whole brothers!
Nine: Oh, uh, I don't. I have 5 brothers-
Mei: WHAT!?
Nine: and three sisters...
Everyone: WHAAAAAT!?
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by Kazuki Oda
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The devil works hard but Devil May Cry's marketing departement works harder
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โโฆ okay. So. About the โ wheelchair thing.โ
Ree is looking away, brow set and mouth pressed in a thin line.
โโฆ you can. If โ you want to. Uh. Pay for one. Or โ half of one, I might have enough to pay for the rest โโ
oh. a warm & infinitely pleased trill passes through satoshi, brightening his eyes & straightening his posture. ree hates asking for things, avoids letting people expend on their behalf best they can. truly, he's touched by the concession. still, though ...
his grin's a touch lopsided, his words tinged with it. โ my " definitely have " beats out your " might have " , kiddo. c'mon, let me cover the full thing ; you can consider it your internship bonus, if that makes it easier to accept. โ
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โ what? no witty remark? nothing clever to say? โ ย [ from kazuya! ]
In a world overcome by war, peace only survives in hidden nooks and crannies of life. In the seldom silence criminals like her could call an ally, growing rarer with every toppled city, march of JACKS and ignited pyromaniacs delight.
Embers replacing the stars even from the heights of the devils abode. Office windows the perfect viewpoint to the worlds demise.. and the devil himself expects her to savor each and every one while his endless barrage of taunts mucked up her ears.
โLast I checked, entertaining you is not listed in my job description.โ
And it wouldn't be. Ever. But...what would be added to their contract was a little reciprocity clause:
Two hundred thousand additional yen, cash, for every insult, taunt, degrading comment and threat towards one Nina Williams. To be tallied and added to her final paycheck should Kazuya Mishima unfortunately survive all the turmoil he's caused.
Until then, her boss and his sparse commentary could slide off a glacial surface. An ice sculpture coated in apathy and carved with crossed arms. - Blistering, yet not shattering at the drop of a dime like a certain thorns temper.
โWe can chat once you're done hopelessly comparing me to her.โ
| @asteriskheart / @devilgene | โฒใป*:โฒใป*:๏ฝฅ๏พ
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eggman: Im no longer evil. im normal now
tails: ur running an illegal and highly unethical business operation and creating mass amounts of pollutants
eggman: see? im just a normal businessman now
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