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[landograndprix]

╰┈➤ ❝ desire us • l.n c.l ❞ i

part two

➪ life changed after you decided to go through it as a single woman, offering your daughter the best life she deserves, focusing on work, friends and family but damn, that guy.

➪ life is good and so is your 'friendship' with lando

➪ mom!reader x dad!Charles x lando

➪ book two is here & im so so sorry it took so long :( this takes place 2/3 years after desire. I kept the taglist from the first part of this series but let me know if you don't want to be tagged anymore. Comments and feedback are welcome <3 **I fucked up with Shangai gp and Suzuka, please pretend you never saw that 😭

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y/nusername

📍 Monte-Carlo, Monaco

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y/nusername meeting manon's mini 👶🏻

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norrizz welcome to the world manon's mini! <3

milliexoxo he's here! Will drop by soon 💙

↳ manon_roux still in florida with your boy?

milliexoxo yessss ☺

logansargeant what's his name, logan?

manon_roux boy you wish :')

logiebear still not over the fact logan is a part of this silly ass friend group 😂

norry4 congrats to Manon & Alice 🍼

joris__trouche bienvenue petit garçon 💙 (welcome baby boy)

landooooo zoe would make a great big sister 👀

↳ carlandooo bet lando would love to volunteer 👀

landooooo lando give y/n a 2nd baby pls 😭

norrisgp what the actual fuck is wrong with you guys?

landonorris thanks for the nephew 💙

landonorris his name's lando right?

↳ alicedidier 🖕

landonorris classy

yukisan MANON HAD A BABY?!

↳ landoscar girl her and her wife have a whole football team already 💀

yukisan WIFE?!

charles_leclerc bébé, tu es déjà tellement aimé 👶🏻💙 (baby boy, you're so loved already)

leclerc_16 all these men in the comments having massive baby fever lmao

charlos16 I personally think Charles and y/n should give zoe a sibling

↳ norry4 leave them alone jfc

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y/nusername

📍 Australia

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y/nusername straya 🇦🇺

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oscarpiastri would've given you a tour if you'd told me you were here

↳ y/nusername I've been here before, I know my way around :')

oscarpiastri I guess what i'm trying to ask is; do you want to hang out?

y/nusername no, I only want to hang out with lily

oscarpiastri that's fair and totally understandable

landoscar I love them your honor 😭

norrizz just two girlie girls living their best lives 🥺

charles_leclerc c'est définitivement ta fille 😂 (definitely the your daughter)

↳ arthur_leclerc deux divas (two divas)

y/nusername tu devrais peut-être te regarder dans le miroir une seconde ;) (maybe you should look in the mirror for a second)

joris__trouche trois divas dont Arthur 😂 (three divas including Arthur)

y/nusername fais-en quatre parce que tu es le plus grand de tous 🤣 (make that four because you are the biggest one of them all)

norry4 can't wait to see your pretty face on TV again <3

milliexoxo thanks for the invite..

↳ y/nusername you're welcome 😘

logansarge mom abandoning her child again lol

hamilt44n pls continue to humble Danica this season 😂

sharl16 I'm counting 3 adorable koalas in this post 🐨

landonorris do you want to build a snowman?

↳ y/nusername no

landonorris oh ☹️

y/nlando please y'all still so cute :(

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y/nusername

y/nusername osc & co.

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mrsnorris interesting

oscarpiastri knew I was being watched

norrisfour in the mclaren garage again? Interesting indeed 👀

↳ bott_ass she was in Oscar's side of the garage, calm your tits

norrizz yall need to chill out, she's with mclaren, ferrari and williams most of the time. She's friends with their drivers. Give it a break.

logansarge what the hell millie, a mclaren hoodie?! 😭

↳ milliexoxo I'm sorry, it was the first thing I found in y/n her suitcase!

landoscar it's alright bestie, we know it's your favorite team <3

milliexoxo don't tell my bf :(

charlos16 dinner with lando you say?

maxfnorris where's zoë?

↳ sharl16 she's got a dad too yknow?

maxfnorris I never see them together

sharl16 then you need a pair of glasses cause youre blind as shit, Charles loves to show off his daughter 💀

landonorris starting to feel you're a bit obsessed with osc

↳ y/nusername just a bit?

landonorris a bit too much

manon_roux same 🥰

y/nusername yeah, don't you just want to pinch his cheeks and ruffle his hair?

manon_roux i just want to kidnap him and put him in my basement

oscarpiastri this is getting weird now, should I be worried?

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manon_roux

What are you doing in London?

I mean I know why you're in London but want to see if you're going to be secretive about it again 😂

y/nusername

?

manon_roux

No shame in visiting the people you'll call your in laws in a couple of months 😉

y/nusername

Don't you have a newborn to look after?

manon_roux

He's taking a nap

If he let's me, I'll have 20-30 minutes to annoy you

Are you staying at his place?

y/nusername

I hope Noah keeps you up at night

manon_roux

He's got a one bedroom flat, right?

y/nusername

He's got a couch

manon_roux

lol and who's sleeping on it? You?

He's not letting you sleep on his couch and you're not letting him sleep on the couch either

y/nusername

People can sleep in the same bed without anything going on

We did it before

manon_roux

we never dated nor do we still have feelings for each other

y/nusername

I'm glad you know how I feel

manon_roux

Bubs you're an open book to me, it's written all over your face

Even your baby daddy is trying to get you two back together

y/nusername

what?

manon_roux

oh c'mon charles is trying so damn hard to get you and lando back together, don't play dumb with me 😂

you meeting up with mum and dad norris? 🥰

y/nusername

You've been hanging out with millie too much

manon_roux

and you've been hanging out with my wife too much because why are you ignoring my questions?

y/nusername

Suck my nonexistent dick babes

manon_roux

I tried for years babes but turns out your into British goblins :(

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Everything taglist; @thomaslefteyebrow @hopefulinlove @smoothopz @softboystarkey @honethatty12 @cixrosie @parkersmjs @ireadthensuetheauthors @celestialams @be-your-coffee-pot @heli991113 @kodzuvk @reality-is-a-con @bibissparkles @myescapefromthislife @lanando4 @elliegrey2803 @ravisinghs-wife @harrysdimple05 @minkyungseoki @pretty-little-bunny382728 @thatgirlthatreadswattpad @severewobblerlightdragon @cherry-piee @namgification @mycenterfold @devineendevers @celestialend @jsjcue @d3kstar @themislovesf1 @geehsf @mehrmonga @gentlemonsterworld

Lando taglist: @beatricemiruna @simp-for-fictional-people @landossainz @christianpulisic10 @bored-brunette2 @i83andrew @mcmuppet @justdreamersdream

Desire taglist; @fangirl-dot-cm @sainzluvrr @writingworlds @chezmardybum @lewisvinga @xjval @fanficweasley @rockyhayzkid @aundercover @thecubanator2 @minchedchilli @crimeshowjunkie @alisoncasey21 @eeviepepi08 @shamelesspotatos @sleepybrokenmelle @leireggsworld @janeholt3 @iamahalicinationn @dessxoxsworld @kapsylia @22yuki @dark-night-sky-99 @sheslikeacurse @nerdreader @norwayxo @sunny44 @honeymoonelvis47

#lando norris x reader #lando norris x you #lando norris x y/n #lando norris #lando norris smau #lando norris fanfic #lando norris imagine #lando x reader #f1 x reader #formula one x reader #f1 driver x reader

[ambeauty]

The most obvious and consistent issue with Sydney and Carmy is their inability to communicate honestly about what they are feeling when they feel it. Instead of telling Sydney that he needs her and that he doesn’t ever want to lose her or for her to leave him.. he drafts up a marriage contract partnership agreement. And to apologize for dumping the entire opening of their restaurant on her and to let her know that she’s all he ever thinks about… he gifts her a custom made designer chef coat🤣😩😭

This man is so fucking stupid! I CAN NOT!

#miscommunication trope round 3 let’s fucking goooo #I love them so bad your honor #Carmy is the most pathetic man alive #June 27 is going to be so fucking fun #and scary #sydcarmy #platonic and messy #the Bear

[navybrat817]

My manager: *praises me for how amazing I've been with my work*

Me: "...So, I'm thinking of applying for this job on another team..."

#navybrat rambles #work work work #so that happened #😂🤣😂 #😭😭😭 #it was a good talk #but still #yikes #adulting #are you reading my tags? #go drink some water #stay hydrated my friends

[dilatorywriting]

Hi!

I love Siren Vil!!! 😭😭😭💜💜💜 Could I please be tagged?

Also I think we all agree that MC just accidentally proposed to Vil OOPS lmao I’m sure that won’t cause any misunderstandings 👀😅😂

But also… am I the only one side-eyeing the octopus like

“WHY YOU KEEP SHOWING UP, HUH?! WHAT DO YOU KNOW?! WHO DO YOU KNOW?! ARE WE GONNA GET AN AZUL CAMEO AND GET MC TURNED INTO A SIREN TO BE WITH VIL ALA REVERSE LITTLE MERMAID AT THE END OF THIS?! IS THAT WHAT IS DANGEROUS ABOUT THE SEA WRECK?! IS AZUL HIDING IN THERE?! WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE LITTLE OCTOPUS?! TELL ME YOUR SECRETS!!!” 🐙

🤣🤣🤣🤣

I'll see if I can try, but the tags are closed just because there were so many that tumblr would just like, snipe my posts and crash the page when I would try and put them up lol

But lolol that poor lil octopus is having the roughest time--trapped in a wade pool with a maniac feeding him shredded fish and talking to him like a therapist. he deserves to be Freed

#Asks

[wariocompany]

[coolnonsenseworld]

Did you pick your faves to use the promo with??

Lanyards aren't very popular in my shop, but I always love making them because keys, keychains, tags etc to carry with them never end and they are a great gift 😭 all my friends and fam got them at least once 🤣

(You can find the promo code on my previous post )

SHOP: https://mmezzy.bigcartel.com/

ALL LINKS: https://linktr.ee/mezzy

#klance #voltron #klance fanart

[syncoflove]

So.. Jongho speaks the truth and behind the story of alcohol they drank at perfoming Coachella was really alcohol or not.

First of all, they all (ATEEZ) decided and agreed to hide the truth (it supposed to be a secret) and would tell ATINY (spill it) if they were to become headliners of Coachella..

But.. there's Yeosang who spilled the secret and told ATINY on Fromm Chat "It wasn't alcohol"

Yeosang did as Yeosang would. 🤣🫵🏻😭

Regarding the barley tea secret, Yeosang said they talked about it in the group chat Ateez before to not to tell to atinys but he ended up saying it so said sorry to members because he forgot.

It's still funny for me.. 😭🤣 Yeosang..

I'm really wishing for ATEEZ to become the headliners of Coachella!! Let's go walk together ATEEZ ATINY! 🤍🤍

#ateez #choi jongho #jongho #ateez icons #ateez moodboard #ateez update #ateez video #ateez live #choi jongho icons #choi jongho video #jongho icons #jongho messy icons #jongho moodboard #yunho #hongjoong #seonghwa #yeosang #choi san #mingi #wooyoung

[scrunkalicious]

RATE THE DRIP 👽😂🤣🤣🥳🥳😬😬😬😬💋🤑🥶🥶🥶🥶🥵🥵🤯😳😲⭐⭐🤨🤨🐑💥😳😳😳🇵🇭🇵🇭‼️🥈😭😭😭👽👽👽👽👽

#INSERT EPIC MUSIC #DUNDUNDUN BAHBAHAAAAAHHHH OOOOHHHHH 🎼🎵🎶🎶🎵🎵🎵🎶🎶🎵 #CHECK IT OUUUUTTTTT #<3 #scrunkalicious #scrunkalicious?? more like yappalicious #ikea alien #👽 #aftonsparv #ikea aftonsparv

[bluerosety-blog]

The way he opens the door makes me think he was listings to their talk and couldn't find a right time to come in lol! Please, unintentionally eavesdropping Kacchan strikes again! 🤣

Kacchan crying because Izu will be quirkless and him wanting to compete with him longer, just confess you need him in your life! 😭💔

#bakudeku #my hero academia #bkdk #izuku midoriya #katsuki bakugo #katsuki x izuku #kacchan bakugo #spoilers #mha #my hero academia spoilers #Wahchann meet nachann lol I love Izuku

[hauntedbubbles]

Omg they actually did what I hoped they'd do 😭 141 Vault Suits 😭😭😭 BUUT WHERE IS GHOST'S BOOTY 🥹🤣🤣🤣

#cod ghost #ghost riley #john soap mactavish #cod modern warfare #johnny soap mactavish #modern warfare #call of duty mwii #ghostsoap #captain price #kyle gaz garrick #Youtube

[fennecfiree]

Headcanon dump from things I've said in my discorddd idk

Kyle is a picky eater

Gerald also used to play basketball when he was a kid

Sheila posted naked pictures of Kyle when he was a baby on Facebook 😭

Kenny wears way to much clothes to sleep (he gets cold rlly easily)

Kyles one of those ppl to use emojis like " 😂 🤣 🤬 🥺 😊🤩😫😳🫥" unironicly

Cartman is a furry but he still makes fun of curry's in comment sections (he's closeted

kyles mom tried to replicate krabby patties for kyles 10th vbirtgday (inpried by my mom she made the fnaf cupcakes for my 8th birtbhay)

Stan and Kyle are both good cooks, Kyle is good at baking since his mom taught him.

Stan can bbq ( autism be damned the boy can work a grill) he makes borgers for kahl

Sheila only thrift shops

Kyles favorite drink is strawberry milk or chocolate milk

Jimmy rlly likes sonic

stan writes songs about kyle but doesnt make it too obvious that its about him and shows them to kyle

Kyle has an online girlfriend on club penguin (she's a pretty pink penguin with a tutu he likes the sweet ones) 😭

Kyle is like 99% straight and just gay for stan (I just have this cuz I don't rlly see him as liking boys,,, but I love style)

Sheila forces Kyle to dress good, if she didn't Kyle would wear a Minecraft shirt

This one's kinda commen, but Red, Stan, and Craig are all cousins

Kyle loves farming games, his favorite think to do in Minecraft is farm

Mr garrison has autism and DID

Garrison likes craftingna lot, that's how he made mr hat when he was a kid .

#‼️hcs #south park #southpark #sp #south park fandom #kyle broflovski #kyle south park #south park kyle #stan marsh #stan x kyle #hc dump #headcanon dump #headcanons #sheila broflovski #gerald broflovski #red mcarthur #craig tucker #mr Garrison #herbert garrison #jimmy valmer #kenny mccormick #eric cartman

[ghost-bxrd]

Idk why but the mental image of dick gripping jason by the shoulder and shaking him is so funny to me I laughed for a minute straight Lsjsnala

Same 😭 i totally imagine it in a cartoonish way with Jason’s head blurring with how much Dick is shaking him 😭🤣

#ghost talks #jason todd #dick grayson

[judeeatskyky]

Football as movie posters

Btw, Rudiger looking so daddy in this police costume 🤣😭

#jude bellingham #kylian mbappe #real madrid #football #mbappe #bellingham latest #leonel messi #rodrigo de paul #neybappe #neymar #la liga #paris saint germain #footballer #ronaldo #cristiano ronaldo #erling håland #toni rudiger

[boothillssugarmomma]

Sorry but I can't take boothill seriously after hearing him speak. bro is on kid friendly mode 24/7.

NO BUT SERIOUSLY THOUGH! I love him smmm but the fact that he can't curse is so so funny 🤣

But in all honesty I would love to be his translator

Like "Oh what he means is "**** *** *** ** shove it where the sun don't shine *** ***"

I should make a fic like that but I feel like many people have probably 😭

🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀

#honkai star rail #honkai sr #hsr #boothill x reader #boothill hsr

[ankaraalexiafcb]

I go on twitter and see chelsea fans calling us cheating bastards and a barça fan responded with this pictures 😭🤣🤣

#fcb femení #fc barcelona #barca femeni #liga f #spain #alexia putellas

[sunkissed-zegras]

I was just thinking of how much a troll the manager is on twitter. I'm gonna delve into how the manager is with managing social media for the girls later, cuz girly does a LOT and is TIRED, she runs all departments.

But no she really is a troll frl. She's not really active on twitter as far as doom scrolling but she'll comment here and there. I can totally see her roasting people who say anything flavorful about any of her girls, or even the few friends she's made with other basketball players.

Some examples:

"Womp Womp" (YOU CAN'T TELL ME SHE DOESN'T USE THIS)

"Your teachers handed your tests back to you upside down, huh?"

"You look drop shipped."

"Your entire value has an expiration date."

"You look easy to draw."

"I bet you eat fried chicken with a fork."

Also with the condescendiiing

"Baby, Imma hold your hand when I say this."

"My love, milk expires before it hits your stomach, you have longer things to worry about than some girls playing ball."

"Oooo so close! If she were to have ate shit (aka you) the worlds average IQ would've increased. Hope this helps!

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User9: You just always look like a bitch huh?

Manager: Why yes! Just like you hide your face so you don't get charged with public indecency. Glad we're on the same page! xoxo

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She let's loose a bit on twitter, but she totally strikes me as someone who will roast you, professionally......sometimes. We know she roasts the girls on a day to day basis so nobody should be suprised.

I also lowkey see her going back and forth with Angel, playfully of course, but damn it's something that you just had to be there for.

Manager joining instagram/tiktok lives with other basketball players and the Uconn team being in the live comments like "??? and what do you think you're doing here?"

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Also imagine this: Manager is at a basketball game right, not a Uconn one, just enjoying herself right?

An interviewer walks up to her (girly is popularrrrr) and starts asking her a few question, and the manager doesn't mind answering some cuz yk, the games over anyways so.

All of a sudden the interviewer goes, "So, what do you think about Kate?" & the manager just goes "Uh...which one?"

"Kate Martin? I mean who else?" whilst laughing

Now one thing out of the many things that we've discussed here is the the manager has a what? attitude. She's also very sarcastic, so obviously, she responded accordingly.

"Oh?," she laughs out "I wasn't aware that she was the only Kate to exist within the community, my apologies..." and then went on to answer LMFAO

There was edits using clips from that interview after.

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Manager: I'm resigning from my position at uconn

Posted: April 1

paigebueckers1: that just gave me a heart attack

>manager: i'm the only one that could get your heart racing like that

kkarold: girly....

>manager: yes pookie?🥺

MuhlNika: As if we'd let you

>manager:....what do you mean by that?

>paigebueckers1: you really think you could get away from us that easily?🤣

>MuhlNika: Twin let her find out

>manager: what is this behavior...🧌

>kkarnold: together forever bookie🤞

>manager: I need an adult😀

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HELPPPP YES😭😭😭 and geno gets mad at her and is like "why would you.... just why???" and manager would just be like smirking cause they can't get in THAT much trouble yk

paigebueckers1: that just gave me a heart attack

>manager: i'm the only one that could get your heart racing like that

^^^ this whole thing set the whole manager x paige people on FIREEE like yes, this is proof 💕

#uconn wbb manager thoughts 💭 #🐹 nonnie!