#(he’s the leaguer)

[violent138]

More than half the League is betting at any time that they know when it's actually Batman under the mask, or someone else. Unfortunately, they were wrong when:

Dick was doing a phenomenal job of playing Bruce (didn't give himself away even once by smiling), because he fell asleep

Batman stubbed his toe against a table and swore like a sailor which led to cash exchanging hands as several people figured it was Jason, but Bruce had recently switched out of Matches Malone to dress up as Bats and hadn't shaken the Mindset yet

Batman's suit sat weirdly empty at the table and Oliver, annoyed, tried to tell Damian that this was too serious a meeting for Bruce to delegate, but it was Batman, hit with a de-ageing spell and too stubborn to sit out

After sustaining pretty serious injuries, Batman was whiteknuckling the table, in an awful mood, and nobody thought anything of it. Barry offered to help Bruce up (if the pain was keeping him trapped, trying not to insult Batman too much), and Jason tightly replied that if he moved the suit was going to tear.

Clark and Bruce had a bet for how long they could replace Bruce with a mannequin without anyone noticing, and because Clark kept looking over at "Bruce" and giggling (pretty par for the course for them), nobody noticed for five hours.

#Diana barely resists using the lasso to cheat #Hal Jordan consistently bets completely wrong #There have been many bribes to J'onn but the man insists he would never go against Batman's wishes for a silly bet #“I can always tell when it's batman” leaguers lost a lot of money #identity shenanigans #watchtower shenanigans #Dick Grayson #Jason Todd #Barry Allen #Superbat #Clark Kent #Superman #batman #bruce wayne #dc comics #batman headcanon #jla #justice league headcanon

[nerdpoe]

There's a level of Hell that Constantine loves and hates in equal measure.

The Level of Lust and Debauchery.

He loves it for what it is, but he also really, really hates it. The beings in it are unhinged at best, completely insane at worst. Stronger than Demons, but weaker than Gods-it's always more stressful than fun dealing with them.

So needing to summon the King of that level is...well. John can already feel the exhaustion.

But instead of exhaustion, he feel rage. Disgust.

The King that shimmers into existence is a fucking child.

And John honestly loses some time after that.

He comes back from ranting with the tiny King forcefully yanking him to a stop.

"Wait, you thought the Infinite Realms were what?"

Turns out, that wasn't the Level of Lust and Debauchery at all. Turns out, the Infinite Realms has a Red Light District.

Turns out, that is a very, very small part of the Infinite Realms, and this tiny child King had no idea it was there, and now he has to explain what a Red Light District is to an increasingly mortified Royal Teenager.

All around, it's not a fun time for anyone present.

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #story prompt #phanfic #john made some assumptions and now he and danny have to suffer for them #danny didn't mean “what's a red light district” he means “what the fuck would a red light district in the ghost zone even look like” #now he's getting the birds and the bees and the chains and whips that bind them talk from some scrungly magician #and he's too mortified to tell the man he already knows #afterwards danny and john pretend like they never met #pretend like the next summoning is the first one #but the other Leaguers who were present for the first know #even though they really didn't want to #that John is into some FREAKY SHIT #and think that the King of the Infinite Realms is an innocent babey

[adreamfromnevermore]

You ever think about how often Bruce goes to introduce a vigilante/anti-hero/ex or current villain to the League and ends up revealing too much about his taste in partners?

He's like, this is Ghostmaker/Catwoman/insert love interests here, they occasionally do bad things. But currently they're on an upswing so we're trying out not doing the bad things.

And someone *cough*Hal*cough* goes to make an exes joke and the uncomfortable silence is far more telling than literally any information the Bat has ever offered up in a meeting.

Hal: Oh, he does crime sometimes? Does he occasionally do you too?

Bruce:.....

Minhkhoa: Cackling, in tears behind the mask

Hal: is this why you turned me down? Is it the lack of crime? I CAN change that you know

#he cant introduce anyone to the league #i promise im not bullying hal #just of the OG leaguers I knew #hes the one that feels right for that joke #dc #bruce wayne #batfamily #justice league #minhkhoa khan #batman #hal jordan #ghostmaker #green lantern #ghostbat #batlantern #kind of #hal wants there to be at least

[megamindsupremacy]

Okay this one might be niche but. Y’all know how sometimes your friend will have a family member they only refer to by their title? Like, “Pop” or “Auntie” No Name? And if you spend a lot of time with this friend then you end up also calling this family member Nona or whatever even though you’re not related?

I headcanon that Clark exclusively refers to his parents as Ma and Pa and literally never tells anyone their names. And Ma and Pa only ever introduce themselves as Ma and Pa. Then by the time someone thinks to ask what Clark’s Ma and Pa’s names are it’s been like half a year and it’s WAY too late to ask for something like that. Like they respond to “Mrs./Mr. Kent”, sure, but also they have the entire league calling them Ma and Pa and they LOVE it. They’ve adopted the entire league via Clark and are delighted by this. It never registers for Clark that all of his coworkers call his parents Ma and Pa too because to him that’s just their names like of course that’s what people call them. Meanwhile every single leaguer with dead parents (most if not all) has a mini breakdown when they realize they’re calling these random midwesterners Ma and Pa. They’re not mad about it! Just confused as to how this happened without anyone noticing

#mads posts #justice league #dc #Superman #Clark kent #ma kent #Pa kent #Martha Kent #jonathan kent #post inspired by me calling my neighbors grandma ‘Grammy’ literally my entire childhood #because I didn’t know her name #and that’s what everyone called her #like even my parents called her Grammy that’s just her name #also leaguers who don’t know Superman’s secret identity are SO confused whenever ma and pa are brought up in convo #like didn’t his planet explode arent his parents dead? #why is Batman talking about some couple named Ma and Pa? he’s from jersey im pretty sure they don’t call their parents that in New Jersey??? #etc

[thenewgirl76]

Do not Disturb, Or ELSE

Inspired by this interestingly humorous post

Danny as the living/unliving embodiment of the "don't wake the sleeper" trope.

While this works with just regular ole Danny, I've decided to throw in both Ghost King Phantom and Constantine and Zatanna as his bio parents.

As Amity's sole major hero, a struggling high-schooler, and last but not least the Fenton's and GIW's biggest sought after prize capture Danny's already dealing with a colossal amount of pressure and rarely has the time to get the proper shut eye.

Throw in his fairly new status as ghost king, and you end up with a massively stressed and cranky sleep deprived teenager that oftentimes reacts rather violently if you dare to wake him prematurely.

Constantine and Zatanna know this all too well, having gotten a front row seat to the mayor getting viciously maimed by this scrawny boy(?) after being abruptly aroused from his nap while looking into the excess death energy surrounding Amity. Which is why after finding out this powerful yet somehow familiar entity was both the usurper of Pariah Dark's throne and their long lost son they agreed to keep it all hush hush. No need to risk a possible bad first impression with the Justice League as well as further hinder their kid's chances of getting more sleep after all.

All is reasonably well until Con and Z fail to stop the newest in a string of cult gatherings attempts to summon the ghost king and have no choice but to get the rest of the JL involved. Suffice to say, their hands are quite full trying to convince the League that the child they just witnessed not only transform into an eldritch abomination then literally maul every last one of the cultists in anger and frustration over being rudely awakened, but also take seemingly forever for them to calm down isn't a ginormous threat that must be closely monitored.

It certainly doesn't help matters when Danny threatens to remove a vital organ from the next person that wakes him up before cuddling up to his mom and dad and going back to sleep.

#danny phantom #dc #justice league #justice league dark #dpxdc #danny fenton/phantom #zatanna #john constantine #zatanna and constantine are danny's biologic parents #ghost king/prince danny #danny is a sleep deprived baby #that will hurt you very badly if you get in the way of his beauty sleep #those that weren't there for the cultist bloodbath usually don't believe con and z when they warn that it's dangerous to wake danny #they quickly learn their lesson after trying their luck #it's gotten to the point some less mature leaguers will either dare each other to disturb his rest or try to use him as a secret weapon #the key to calming him once he's worked up is to throw a blanket over him then talk him down with promises of comfy beds and warm milk

[spectral-snippets-and-drabbles]

YOU GUYS STINK!

(Danny 0.3 seconds away before smelling the Heroes he just met.)

So I've been pondering about how ghost have the ability to sense one another out when close enough, but now I've been thinking of something for the living. Fanon has something like this in a few fics, making it how Danny can tell who the Leaguers are in/out of costume by calling it Death Touched.

I offer: The Stench of Death.

When a person comes close to a deadly encounter, the event becomes a smell is akin to the near experience. Say if someone survived a fire? The smell would be close to burning the materials being burnt and the smoke for example.

Think like food and how you can smell all the things that go into the dish.

The more you get into deadly situations, the more smells you can pick up on as well as getting stronger. Ghosts can sense the Touch of Death on the living, but not the Stench. Danny, who is a Half alive, can. If he focuses hard enough, he can pick up the scent and sniff people out like a bloodhound.

Now take the Justice League and all their branches/allies, organizations who fight to stop bag guys and world-ending events every couple of months...their smell is prominent enough for Danny to easily pick it up.

Now enter one Daniel Nightingale who has left Amity for [reason] and in [Hero's City], trying to keep a low profile because heroes exist now, he's retired now after sorting out the business between the ghostly and living worlds, and wants to have as close to a normal life as he possibly can before taking the throne.

But one day, he stops a known rouge that would've caused some serious harm to the populace if someone didn't stop them, gaining their attention. They try to get information on Danny, but there's nothing out of the ordinary on his file, so they decided to do the next best thing; watch him.

The young man is very guarded and observing his surroundings often, so the idea of him being a new meta struggling to handle his newly awakened powers or a new alien on Earth are possible theories.

The only problem is that, when they get they close, he tends to leave the area and head home. It's like this for a while until they realize they haven't seen him in some time now and find out he packed up his things and moved to another town...a different city a Leaguer call their hometurf, so they notify that hero of Danny's presence and the cycle repeats itself a few times before Danny is getting tracked by multiple Leauge members.

The latest Leaguer is trying to keep an eye on Danny without spooking him until Danny gets the jump on them and calls them by their civilian name while peltong them with hygiene products.

#danny phantom #dc x dp #dp x dc #dp x dc prompt #dp x dc crossover #Death Stench!au #Imagine going to a perfume department that specializes in ways you can die #And get hit with every sample at once #Wonder Woman is the biggest offender because of the warrior way of life #One of the bigger offenders but she won't say anything #Batman is in second place be he's constantly going out and getting into deadly situations #Superman is surprisingly lower in the placements because actually died so his scent is more focused on that rather than it be marinated #Imagine the guy you were stalking for weeks tellkng you that you smell like nearly murdered ass in front of a bunch of civilians #While people like Plastic Man make Danny gag like a cat because of the chemicals #Hawk Woman/Man make him physically wretch with all their reincarnations #Jason and Damian make him vomit with their exposure to sewer water quality ectoplasm #Jason and Damian are far offended than the other Leaguers and get things thrown at them by Danny #Jason/Damian: *Are in his proximity* #Danny: Stand BaCK I THINK i'M GONNA VoMiT

[cazluvsu]

GOD get married about it or something

<3

#i can’t breathe they’re so #eyes!!!!!!! so bright and lovely!!!!!!!!!!!!! #they’re . So soft. to me personally #wish we got more crumbs but jayson throwing the lob makes me happy #jaylen fake upset about the loss:(he’s happy he at least got 2nd) babe do you still think im sexy even tho i lost to a white g-leaguer 💔💔😭😞 #jayso: Ofc bbygirl *kiss* u did so good *kiss* and i love you *kiss* #the jays #writing fanfic in tumblr tags is my fav hobby Tbh #🩷

[dorkicon]

for the ask thingy, 9 and 3 for your favorite leaguer?

ill do my friend ryuuken. :^) (i asked my discord pals for help finding images and they were helpful. say thank you discord pals.)

3. Obscure headcanon

every headcanon is obscure when ur fandom has 3 people. in it. <3

anyway i think ryu was an A+ big brother to juri. im talking walking her to school every morning. im talking making cute little bento boxes every morning. im talking tucking her into bed. im talking running around trying to keep the other leaguers from stepping on her during practice. do you see my vision.

9. Scene that first made me love (or hate) the character

um i was biased from the start because i like punchy dudes with big hearts. but i think i really came around around episode 8 (lol) when magnum was all 'youre the heart of this team ryuuken!' i was like AUUGH. FUCK!

it was also endearing to watch him come to the realization that he was meant to be a karate leaguer. like he could only excel once he learned his true potential. its heartfelt and cute. and cheesy. im not above that.

#i got distracted looking for a ryu image and started reading the il discord for like ...two hours. im sorry anon. #ryuuken number one funniest character ever bc he was so surprised learning he was a karate leaguer. maybe its more like he didnt want to-- #--acknowledge he was different in the first place but still. giggle #iron leaguer #ryuuken #actually thats sad isnt it. oh no

[teafourbirds]

The discard pile.

-- Justice League of America (1960) #61

#help why is this so funny #hal jordan #green lantern #jla 1960 #this is also the issue where ollie fake quits the jla #his master plan is that all the other leaguers freak out and dress up as the green arrow to figure out what is wrong #just as he expected #out of context comic panels #green lantern constructs

[079soren]

ok but what if billy just mentions he's like ten as shazam in the middle of nowhere (in the watchtower) and never speaks about it.

#he avoids every question about it and pretends like nothing happens #or he gaslights the other leaguers like 'what? when did i say that!' #'i dont remember saying that?' #and then some of them eventually think its a joke #but he never denies nor agree #'it was a slash jay' 'cap you're TEN' #billy batson #shazam #talking

[opendoorlorien]

the episode 46 experience. don’t forget to take breaks, ok?

#shippu iron leaguer #iron leaguer #magnum ace #my art #spoilers kinda for this 30yr old anime #hes not ded btw hes just sleeping

[aecholapis]

Magnum Ace is spreading Decepticon propaganda

#it's time for the annual IL rewatch. i'm grinning like an idiot almost half of the time and my face hurts #this scene is giving me ideas of the artsy kind. augh #I forgot how different gz was in the three episodes he first appeared in. his personality did a complete 180 #i'm coping with bbbb by procastinating. i've watched 22 episodes in less than 24 hours. what #this is also the second time today that i hear the phrase 'you are being deceived' #iron leaguer

[galaxii-star]

i headcanon that magnum ace doesn't drink much among his teammates. he is the friend who drives his drunk friends home. (tho i believe gz prolly doesnt drink much too)

how about i make you sad by telling u the reason why he doesn't drink too much is bc he wanted to stay alert of his surrounding, make sure his friends are safe and afraid that things went wrong if he lets his guard down.

#magnum ace #shippu iron leaguer #iron leaguer #headcanons #ptsd goes brrrrrr #i know that it's nice to have a friend watching ur back #but i feel magnum ace made it very much his main responsibility #to a point that he may get hurt in the process #like look at him #HE CARES FOR PPL EVEN WHEN THEY ARE DICKHEADS TO HIM #HE BELIEVES THE GOOD IN EVERYONE #THAT THE POSSIBLITY THAT SOMEONE MIGHT TAKE ADVANTAGE OF HIS KINDNESS IS VERY VERY HIGH #someone protect him and give him soup

[cutiecorner]

Can't have Mouse headcanons without shooting the character with my autism beams

#squeaks #thinking about little league stuff #like there are leaguers with autistic traits already (looking at you jonn bruce and diana) #then some of them I'm like. sorry king i have to ✨🔫 #I'm in my John Stewart brain rn #he deserves so much more love #and I'm like 'time to put him in a scenario' then i look at my list of scenarios and it's just 'autism experience autism experience au-' #so congrats john (and also shayera wally and supes) i have a gift for you

[toxiccaves]

#iron leaguer #IL OVA #mach windy #gif #gif warning #windy scratches his finish ASMR #meckel screaming in the distance that hes gonna have to buff that out. asmr

[ejsuperstar]

Litterally canon you can't convince me otherwise

#iron leaguer #iron leaguer fanart #magnum ace #mach windy #bull armor #meme #i drew this on my phone #he's magnum ace and he does whatever he wants #magnum ace moment frfr