#*puts on clown shoes*

[i-dont-know-how-this-site-works]

I've truly hit rock bottom.

The major complaint with all our delusional takes regarding Tech's survival is that we are taking them out of our asses, but in this case, it is quite literally outta someone's ass.

Look, I don't wanna dunk on my main man, but Tech's got no booty. He is as flat as an airport landing strip in the Netherlands. I don't know what voodoo dark magic Nala Se did to strip Tech of the standard issue clone tushy, because our next possible candidate for Clone CX-2 is Cody, and dude is packin'.

Exhibit 1:

Certified 0° booty.

Exhibit 2:

That's a category 10 booty right here ^.

Now, fortunately for us the creatives put Clone CX-2 in a leotard from the waist down, so we got an unobstructed view of the clone's behind and I gotta say, it's some pretty convincing evidence right here that CX-2 is Tech.

Also, I made this account three years ago and have never changed the profile picture before, but today I did cause delusion is swallowing me whole.

#the bad batch #the bad bad spoilers #tbb tech #clone trooper cody #commander cody #imperial!tech #clone cx #CX-2 #tech is alive #tech is alive ist conspiracy theorist reporting for duty #puts on clown shoes #with my clown make up on #and my clone nose #and my clown wig on #media analysis #tin foil hat #conspiracy theories #scraping the bottom of the barrel #star wars

[evilsanlang]

if you told me I was gonna miss zenos when I was going through stormblood I would've laughed in your face

#puts on clown shoes #qian lives for fighting but who's left to give her a good fight now..... #ffxiv

[bygty]

i listen to nicolette and apollo's playlist all the time and think about how much i wish i had written work for them 😔

#puts on clown shoes #me: love this playlist wish i had a completed scene for them

[logicpng]

studying the brand new raptor hand harlequin

feat. Caroline from the excellent re:curse. yes this is yet another re:curse propaganda post if you like digital clowns you should play it go go go

#tdac #the amazing digital circus #tdac pomni #pomni tdac #pomni #re:curse #caroline re:curse #time to make an au where pomni is just linda being put into caroline's shoes /j #eyestrain #eye strain #bright colors #<- all because of the last image lksdfjdlf #haha similarly shaped clowns jokes aside there were like. two moments in the pilot that very distinctly brought curious contagion to mind #makes me wonder it there's a chance it could inspire pomni in any way #small world kind of thing! #doodle post

[mayhasopinions]

what in the lgbt even was this scene (see tags for discussion)

#firstly loki calming mobius down with pie after mobius punched a bitch #he knows him so well #secondly mobius not wanting to return to his timeline because he likes his life at the TVA #let me repeat that #he likes his life with LOKI and he doesnt wanna go back to his timeline in fear of losing him again #loki literally saying 'oh dw bb we all get mad when i got mad i took over a city it happens to everyone' #then mobius being like 'you can do it ur the god of mischief :)' #then loki tilting his head and smiling and sTARING at him like the most smitten idiot ever #call me delulu but that's what i see #omw to put on my clown shoes honk honk #lokius #loki #loki show #loki s2 #mobius m mobius #mcu #marvel

[anna-scribbles]

anna the way I am reading your discussions about felix’s degree whilst wearing this shirt

england’s youngest graduate

#i like the idea that clown college felix just wears massive versions of his regular dress shoes #also to complete my whole vision for this i’m actually imagining that adrien received a graduation card in the mail #from felix and amelie #and it’s like a month after colt and emilie died #and it’s just a HAPPY GRADUATION FELIX card lovingly put together by amelie #with a collage of felix in his clown school graduation garb #and felix is just absolutely living his best life now that his dad is dead and he’s graduated clown school #ml #felix fathom #asks #my art

[honeysunzz]

ohhh the queer is baiting i fear

#911 abc #buddie #putting on my clown wig and my clown makeup and my clown shoes

[junkalopes]

while I do enjoy the concept of Ingo slowly endearing himself to the Pearl Clan over time and eventually working his way up the social chain, I also dearly love the concept of Lady Sneasler just straight up ignoring tradition and claiming him as her Warden within seconds of his arrival in Hisui

#aerin's art #aerin's fanart #pokemon #legends arceus #pla irida #submas #ingo pkmn #lady sneasler #irida: what is that #sneasler: it's a baby i found in the snow #irida: well put him back he's not ours #might upload a textless version later because i actually did quite well with ingo's dumb clown shoes #you will note that i didn't even try to draw IRIDA'S dumb clown shoes #in a franchise full of clown shoes i say from the bottom of my heart: WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOSE

[wykart]

Who is Mrs Flood and why is she the Rani?

#putting on my clown shoes la la la #doctor who #dw #dw spoilers #the church on ruby road #im kidding but she has to be Someone right??

[gay-little-axolotl]

has this been done before

#“I’m not funny” I say while putting on my clown shoes #anyways #starkid #hatchetfield #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #the guy who didn't like musicals #tgwdlm #paul matthews #emma perkins #richie lipschitz #paulkins #my art hehe

[tully-blue]

My daughter may do whatever the fuck she wants, actually.

-Viserys I Targaryen, King of the Andals, the Rhoynar, and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, and Protector of the Realm, leaping up from the brink of death to defend Rhaenyra and her babies, or something, I fuckin guess

#hotd #house of the dragon #hotd spoilers #the lord of the tides #viserys targaryen #rhaenyra targaryen #lmao viserys go off i cant believe this #i heard airhorns when he showed up in the throne room and when he told otto he would sit the throne????? #LOST it #so far this is infinitely funnier than game of thrones but ya know #i still had to put on my clown shoes to watch this 🤡

[xxpectrum]

"Can I kiss you?"

#critical role #critical role fanart #cr 3 #bells hells #imogen temult #laudna #imodna #this is for any imodna truer that put on their clown shoes since ep 1. vindication #my art #artists on tumblr

[andy-dandy]

With some time to retrospect, I think that the greatest thing about the Bi Buck arc in 7.04 is that, even if Buck genuinely had a crush on Tommy and was genuinely seeking Tommy's attention the whole time (and not just displacing his feelings for/about Eddie), that means that this is what Buck acts like when he's interested in a man. The confused jealousy, the attention-seeking, all of it. That's what Buck does when he has a crush on a man. Canonically.

...Which, uh. Which definitely reframes 2.01 a little bit. Just a little...

#buddie #911 abc #evan buckley #eddie diaz #buck canonically had a crush on eddie in 2.01 and i will DIE on that hill #all roads lead to buddie #abc i am PUTTING ON MY CLOWN SHOES #abc i am TRUSTING you

[hysterekbuddiez]

Saw this on X (I didn’t see the link to the original article/source, if someone could link?)

BUT WHAT THE FXXK DO YOU MEAN BY “YET!”??????????

#buddie #guys i put my clown make up on #clown shoes on #buck x eddie #eddie diaz #evan buckley #911 abc

[slasherscream]

wait everyone STOP RIGHT FUCKING NOW..... jordan li x reader The BodyGuard au

#bee talks #y'all gotta stop playing with me i'm NOT well #idea list #jordan li x reader #putting on my clown shoes here we fucking go again i guess #they're already so guard dog coded im not saying SHIT else you see the vision

[moonpaw]

i’ve been playing scarlet all this time going “man i wish there was an easier way to open the map”

i just now accidentally pressed Y and it brought the map open no problem

#pokemon sv #putting on my clown shoes because i shouldve looked it up online or something