#12 types of dreams

[kumezyzo]

i was rewatching the dream team all stars MCC and was thinking about streamer!reader cause im actually sick in the head :) so now everyone else has to deal with it 😌 so, as much as i love bad, reader does happen to be an honourary Dream Team member according to bf!sapnap.....

i like to think during this time (Nov. 2021) reader and sapnap are well into their talking stage and like, reallyyyy close to dating (they prolly start dating two weeks after this stream of sum). so this is technically crush!sapnap [so cutee]

also just bsf!george and dream moments cause why not (and cause i need some more fluff to feel gud)

lots of swearing (particularly fbombs lol)

so enjoy.... or dont lol :) m.list

crush!sapnap who cant help but giggle when you text him about the 'serpnerp and gerge' bit he did before the event started. when you ask about the fake kisses they gave eachother, he would be tempted to text you back with "i could give you real ones if you want" but refrains from it.

crush!sapnap who secretly had your stream pulled up on the side just so he could see your face as you hyped yourself up for the event.

if youre faceless, he'd just want to listen to you and hear the way you pause to read a text he sends you. he'd feel so cocky if you happened to quietly giggle at something you he sent you.

crush!sapnap who forgets youre on the call for a moment when he makes comments about needing to take a shit...

"if i really wanted to, i could insta-shit"

"ew wtf 😭"

"i actually forgot you were here for a moment, my bad" (he would be blushing so hard)

crush!sapnap who hypes you up so much during parkour tag (and makes sure youre not getting tagged) when youre the last person to be tagged

bsf!george who also hypes tf out of you when youre tagging people. he gets so loud that you have to tell him to stfu at times

crush!sapnap who subconsciously tries to protect you during the first round of sky battle until you call him out for it

"sapnap, dont worry about me! just try to get the other fucking teams. holy fuck..."

"y/n is getting toxic~"

"george shut the fuck up."

(it was mostly cause dream was getting heated at you but dw sap gets it 😌)

bsf!dream who blames you for a block placement glitch during sky battle

"Y/N!"

"WHAT?! WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO?!"

it led to a strange disagreement about where you were standing before crush!sapnap interjected and told you guys to leave it be. (we stan)

crush!sapnap who feels his heart flutter when you giggle about heated dream was getting over you standing on a rail in grid runners.

bsf!george who gets very hyped when you dont mute yourself during ace race.

"y/n are you muting yourself?"

"nope, are you?"

"LETS GOOO! ITS JUST Y/N AND GOGY"

"Lets go!!!!...... but shut the fuck up a little"

crush!sapnap who tries to gather your materials whenever you need them during buildmart and ultimately pisses off dream when he doesnt bring back what people need.

"Sapnap, how the fuck are you leaving but not bringing back fucking anything we actually need!?!?"

"okay! okay, what do you need?!"

bsf!dream who gets wayyyy too heated at you during battle box.

"y/n just use the fucking bow!"

"i am you dumb fuck!"

"oh my-"

crush!sapnap who gets annoyed too, but tries to not direct it towards you.

"george if theyre building to middle, block them!"

"y/n is supposed to be covering me!"

"they are, so pull your weight!"

bsf!dream who gets yelled at by his chat for yelling at you.

'say sorry to y/n'

"what? you know what, fuck y/n! ive known them for over 5 years, im not saying sorry!"

"good! i dont want your apology anyway! we are no longer friends!"

"good!"

(literal toddlers lol)

crush!sapnap who says a small 'hi' when he passes by you in sands of time. even if youre in the same call. and have been for 2 1/2 hours.

dteam who just lets you do youre own thing in the last to games of the event (sands of time & tgttos).

"i actually havent hear y/n speak in like five minutes," george said with an impressed smile. "i thought they just left the call for a moment, ha."

"me too for a second-"

"both of you shut the fuck up, im tired and tryna get this over with."

"PFFFT-"

bsf!george who could help but cackle when you yell at him during dodgebolt.

"george if you dont stop talking about the arrow, i will fly to london and shove it so far up your ass-"

crush!sapnap who calls you after both of you end your streams to talk about how you feel after the event.

"how are you doing, you seemed..."

"angry? annoyed?"

"tired..."

crush!sapnap talks with you until either one of you has to hang up. you feel like youre back in highschool talking to your crush for hours on end.

ngl, i dunno how i feel about this one. it might be too much tbh but im tired asf writing this and dont wanna change much. and i got a little carried away having fun writing it....sorry... -Nony

#sapnap #dream team #georgenotfound #dteam #dream #sapnap x streamer reader #sapnap x reader #sapnap x y/n #sapnap x you #mcc #im so tired #im so sorry about typos or weird shit #it might be a self insert type of thing but i cant tell this early in the morning 😭 #its almost 3am #ive almost been awake for 12 hours straight #send help #okay im done #bye #enjoy #sapnap fluff #dteam fluff

[sheepwasfound]

so that whole gift giving stream dnf were gravitating towards each other in their own little bubble. sapnap was chilling to the side while dnf were stuck together, constantly looking at each other and talking to each other and leaning towards each other and wanting each other's attention. alright good to know this is the dynamic irl too good to know!!

#they are so embarrassing #sapnap like on his phone or rubbing his hand on his face to the side it's so funny #this is the type of body language that really just shines through you can't hide it y'know? #dreamnotfound #dnf #sheepy #dream twc #dream twc 24-12 #photo #leaning #clingy

[fictional-birthdays]

Happy Birthday! (January 12th)

Ichiro Mihara (Angelic Layer)

Cherumin (Pop’n Music)

Moe (Animal Crossing)

Cinque (Final Fantasy Type-0)

Shino Koganei (BanG Dream!)

Dr. Hiluluk (One Piece)

Kaya Naoe (Little Busters!)

Soichiro Shimoda (Corpse Party)

Donovan D. Dawson (VA-11 Hall-A)

Kimberly La Vallete (VA-11 Hall-A)

#birthday #january 12 #angelic layer #popn music #animal crossing #final fantasy type 0 #bang dream #one piece #little busters #corpse party #va 11 hall a

[holdoncallfailed]

i have one very very specific kind of recurring dream, or rather it's a figure who appears frequently in my dreams despite having no relevance to my current life and they've appeared in my dreams for literal years at this point and it is so strange that i've actually considered like. going to a dream interpreter (?!?) despite being otherwise totally opposed to that kind of of woowoo shit cos like...i gotta find an answer somehow... i'm going to dig up freud and get him to figure it out

#i've dreamt about them at least 12 times in the past 10 months... #(i have a record b/c i text my bff to tell her every time it happens so if you search their name in my phone a billion texts come up) #i have no other recurring dreams besides this one!!!!! #except for the typical teeth falling out whatever type dreams #text

[stinkrascal]

awww omg i just found the first pic that me and bf took whenever we moved into the apartment together last june. to think we live in a house now 🥺 his dad took a picture of us taking a picture together and i thought it was so cute lol. im just so happy everything has worked out for us. and im so happy i have them as family now!! yeah ok sorry for the sap i just think these are cute

#i dont miss that apartment lol im so happy to have a house with WINDOWS and a backyard and WINDOWSSSS!!!! #but the feeling of accomplishment was so intense #tbh i still feel that way #idk im living the dream that 12 yr old me never thought id see #feels good 🦋 #my hair used to be so long woooowwww #ISNT MY BF SO FUCKING FINE UGH dies #u can tell i have a type bc all my favorite sims look like HIM 😭❤️

[immortal-cataclysm]

FINALLY got to this scene. mannn. me when the older brother loves his little sister sm and is tragic fr. altho im still insure weather it COULD b possible (is there one dreamworld or does delilah exist in a separate one? and if so, how much can bedman exist inside of it?), ive had the thought of bedman visiting delilah through dreams, at least getting to talk to her,, me hanging out with my little sister in the dreamworld (i will never be able to hold her or caress her tears away)

#was typing the last line n then remembered the lines fromThe Circle #MAN.. #i will never make you cry even once everrrrrrrr (punches a wall) #does SHE know what bedman looks like? im going to guess yes. or maybe it would b more fucked up if she didnt #me when im 12 years old and i've only seen a vague illusion of my brother talking to me through my dreams #(i have never felt the warmth of another living being nor know what my mother looks like) #and then i wake up and my brother is dead n i never got to meet him in the real world (i will go on a revenge plot rn) #delilah's 'then we could have talked again' in the mirror match AGH #ok im gonna stop now

[unlocklist]

idk this is so sappy and kind of embarrassing but ive just been having dreams and day dreams about just. finding my guy in an antique shop, on the shelf next to other vintage toys or just even opening a box and find him hiding and he just says in his little rattle “Oh youve found me!” like weve just been playing some game and i havent HORRIBLY MISPLACED HIM 💔💔💔

#and it seriously is keeping nme up at night ive been a MESS for the last 4 days #im gonna blame most of being this emotional on my period but idk he was my best friend my literal guardian angel i love this guy to shreds a #AND I MISS HIM! i miss my baby bear #ive been crying myself soick i hardly ate at all today for my 12 hr cause ive been CRYING the whole day and i was a bit better #around 7 after calling my sister but then idk i have the day dream again i just kept repeating oh you found me in the little voice he has #im so so so fucking heartbroken and lost rn like im so torn up #and i was trying so hard not to really cry on main but here in 1 minute it will be 5 total days of crying over him #im sobbying right now typing this just thinking this is like my rememberance of him and i wont find him i really ......... i cant even im so #so so sorry baby bear i pray and i hope youre downstairs my boy #i will find you

[katnissgirlsmakedo]

i’ve seen enough rug cleaning videos to know what i’m talking about so i can say this knowledgeably. at what point is it like. not worth it. at what point are you just wasting water and your time and my time. at what point do you accept that the rug is never going to be completely clean. i hate it when they pull out like. a shower rug that’s just plain blue and they go over it like five times with the soap machine thingy and they hose it down ten times and there’s always more dirt because idk they pulled this out of a dump for tiktok views and it’s like. give it up bro no one likes this no one cares about that rug not you not the people that threw it out not the person that’s going to buy it from whatever thrift store you donate it to once you’ve filmed your video. certainly your viewers don’t like these tiny boring ass rugs. like wow the original color is beige. groundbreaking. you’re making these videos for hate views and we all know it just leave the rugs in the garbage oh my god. do better. sorry that your rug cleaning business needs to be financially supported with youtube and tiktok money but this isn’t the way…

#ok i need to go to sleep. also need to email my professor that this thing is gonna be turned in late because girl i did not type anything. #why is the deadline 8pm on a saturday anyway. girl i’ve got stuff to do #it’s whatever she seems chill as long as you get it in by sunday #also. i’ve done every other assignment for this woman on time and showed up to every class. so like. come on #and i have two classes with her. and i have done everything for both i have never missed a class i have never turned anything in late to her #she like. legally can’t be a dick about this right #also not to be a bitch but my second draft is going to be better than kevin’s. (her favorite). so. #have i complained about kevin here. his screenplay is not good. i hate it. i mean it’s good in the way that it’s not bad. but i hate it #it’s like a terrible la la land imitation and his protagonist fucking sucks #he wants me to think the protagonist is like passionate about his dream but everything he does comes off as like. he doesn’t have what it #takes and he’s pretending not to know it. because like he doesn’t have another plan outside of things just Working Out #he’s so average white guy its unreal. well. kevin is also an average white guy so. #but he’s our professor’s favorite little average white guy. apparently #like he seems like he should be better at this stuff and it really bothers me that his screenplay is so bad. man you actually make movies #you should be good at this? why aren’t you good at this? why is this an annoying la la land imitation?? what are you DOING #its masturbatory is what it is. actually. like i can’t SAY that to him in class but i’ve been thinking it the whole time. sorry man. #beth.txt #anyway. goodnight laptop goodnight unfinished work goodnight email i’m about to schedule for tomorrow at 12:27.

[calcescarp]

sorry i'm gonna do more anime posting later because i haven't watched inuyasha in a decade and i'm gonna come back later to scream about all the things i forgot or misremembered

#things i vividly remember: #a heartfelt touching scene by a river #(Inuyasha has his shirt partially off for that scene if i remember right) #spider. sPiDeR. #Kikyo is a mean girlboss probably #i should make a bingo card for this tbh #uhhh okay what else #i remember Koga. Kohga? Kouga? anyway i remember him having the kind of voice that i like. is he a dog boy? #there's an episode where one of the threats comes into the future into Kagome's world. it is around? 30? episodes in. #i remember it being 30 episodes in but i'm betting it's actually around 15 #this might have been an Inuyasha related dream i had when i was 11 but like. pretty sure there's a palace on fire during/around the finale #and there's a girlboss with a whip. she's involved somehow #honestly i only remember the barest hints of moments. like i was OBSESSED with Inuyasha okay i think it probably helped mold me as a person #but it has been. 12 or so years. at LEAST 10 years. and it has been a long ass 10 years. so like #i know it is going to be so much better than i remember it. and that i am going to be ASTOUNDED at how much i forgot #i'm really excited!!!!!! #okay okay #done FUCKING tag rambling skdjskdjskhfsk #talking tag #i can't even type out some of the other things i remember because they're so vague and swimmy. i'll try to explain when i come back later #for now i'll reblog some stuff to break up anime posting. chug some caffeine. and get started #fuck yeah

[astrxealis]

i am so excited to finally play final fantasy type-0. i literally know a few important plot stuff like the literal fucking ENDING but i am SO EXCITED

#⋯ ꒰ა starry thoughts ໒꒱ *·˚ #⋯ ꒰ა type-0 ໒꒱ *·˚ #i compare the ending of type-0 to the weapons trial series in ffxiv. aka sorrow of werlyt #ifykyk :)) haha. HAHAHAHAH. haha. <//3 #anyways i LOVE ace. he's the ace of my heart #i love type-0 man i love final fantasy so bloody much it is unreal #I WANTED TO PLAY TYPE-0 FOR SO LONG like any other ff game tbh but i knew for a while my aunt had it #but i never saw it from her but we came over like yesterday yeah? and!! yes !!! we borrowed it alongside like 5 other games #so i am so excited. i love type-0 you have no idea #for a while when i was esp into ffxv i read up on a lot of stuff bcs of yk fabula nova chrysallis i butchered the spelling sorry #so i was super interested in ffxiii too! and then spinoffs and sequels and etc... read up on ffx-2 sometime then #mind you i have ffxiii and ffx complete edition/s but 13 is on ps3 and it doesn't work anymore so sigh but i have 10 #on both ps4 and switch! also i have access to 12 and 8 but idk bcs i don't have nintendo online anymore :(( #i should finish og ffvii soon and hard mode of the remake. haven't done integrade btw. haven't played crisis core #and i haven't played any game below 7 but i am SO in love w them all too. idk 2 very well tho #aside from some stuff like wild rose! and firrion sorry i butchered up the spelling didnt i. anyways yeah <3 #yoo i sang a bit of ashes of dreams rn and i'm kinda sick JUST AFTER MY BDAY CAN YOU BELIEVE anyways #yo i sing good when i feel nwell DAMN! #okay uhhh. time to play replicant (very soon) i am so excited #i will cry listening to kaine cuss weiss out

[thschei]

Are we ready for me to be like, saur neurotic

#erin talks #text #almost typed naurotic . a touch too far even for me #honestly the same level of neuroticism since I was 12 #once my bestie said she thought my neuroticism has gotten worse over time & I was like 'how do you mean' #& she was like 'well whenever you talk about the same topic you put it in the same twt thread even if it was over a month ago' #and I was like . hey are you aware twt didn't add the thread feature until 2017 (it was 2019 when we had this convo) #like if anything . social media has just advanced enough to allow me to be as neurotic as I've always dreamed to be #anyways brb

[xxflyingwiththestarsxx]

Once again yearning. I need to sing and dance and cook and garden and just - I need to be with someone.

And not in the sense of being with someone physically, but be myself with someone, and hang out and around with someone on the same kind of ‘wavelength’; just.. be.

#can you tell the dancing and the dreaming came on again? #if I was the marrying type I’d say I kind of want it as my wedding song #but that also feels.. cliché (not that there’s anything inherently wrong w clichés sometimes they’re amazing) #idk #i just - yearn #which is ironic cause I want no one within 12 metres of me (metaphorically/emotionally and physically) #personal #ignore or don’t i’m not the boss of you

[wardrobemoments]

huh?? what the hell happened

#i literally slept for like 12 hours last night i have no clue lol #i'm so dead from allergies and drugged up on antihistamines i'm like that limmy meme where he just woke up #anyway glad y'all are having fun #i dreamed i was back in college doing a play #it was like a serious greek tragedy type thing #and i was playing sort of like a harpy #but i had the genius idea to improv her as a comedic mime character #i had giant bird feet like big bird from sesame street #and a glow in the dark outfit #and i kept running around the stage stepping on the other actors feet and making faces #the audience fucking LOVED me #and at the end all these little kids came up and i held out my hand/wing for them to kiss it which they thought was great #and a respected theater professor/critic hugged me and cried #because she was so moved by my performance #and then while leaving the building we were all attacked by sharks

[naive-petals]

“With Abby is still scary.” And yet pretty. It is always a whiplash whenever she swapped.

#dash commentary #Abby’s not wrong though in such a dream not being impossible considering some servants #also if Violet wasn’t miyumantical I’d make some type of joke #…that term sounds better in my head but the other term sounds wrong for a 12 year old #even if it’s mainly used to people with only S supports to avatars in fire emble #not that she’s single ship just hasn’t fallen for anyone yet

[harmoonix]

𝓗 𝓐 𝓡 𝓜 𝓞 𝓝 𝓨

(Astrology Observations)

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~ Something like a dream has found me ~

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🌺 - Every element symbolize a mythical creature your rising sign is associated with

Earth Risings with Fairies 🌺 ~ Grace

Water Risings with Mermaids 🌺 ~ Rarity

Fire Risings with Dragons🌺 ~ Power

Air Risings with Angels 🌺 ~ Serenity

🌺 - Moon - Jupiter aspects (both harsh and positive aspects) have an inner wisdom, their energy feels like a vortex, very wise for their age

🌺 - Sun in Pisces, (Pisces Degrees 12°, 24° Or Sun in the 12th house) are attracted to mysticism, fantasies, fairytales etc... The Sun here has the energy of dreaming/dreamy

🌺 - Cancer/Pisces/Scorpio Risings = Heart of the ocean, they're untameable like the ocean waves, very innocent with dangerous shadows, very romantic like the ocean aswell

🌺 - Moon in water degrees (4°, 8°, 12°, 16°, 20°, 24°, 28°) love with their soul, their love is so precious and surrounded of peace. They have a calming inner harmony

🌺 - Rising/Ascendant under water degrees (4°, 8°, 12°, 16°, 20°, 24°, 28°) have the most peaceful eyes you'll ever seen, their eyes are so serene and magical, their eyes will get memorized in your head

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🌺 - Sun aspecting Chiron will heal your insecurities, like they can be the people to call out your insecurities and to help you overcome them

🌺 - Venus aspecting Neptune (Both harsh and positive aspect) = Hypnotizing beauty, both Venus and Neptune represent beauty and let me tell you when they're connecting eachother is like an explosion of cherry blossoms

🌺 - Chiron and Pisces/Chiron in 12th house can make you addicted of them, they are the type of people who are lonely or may like to stay alone but once you come up in their energy you can become addicted of them (Pisces effect)

🌺 - Capricorn Sun/Moon/Rising/Venus and Venus in the 10th house have ageless beauty, their beauty remains in time just like the old wine

🌺 - Asteroid Bella (695) in elements and your beauty

Bella touched by the air have an electric beauty, outstanding personality and they're very chatty in their words. They feel like the breeze of air in the morning, breath of life

Bella touched by the water have an mesmerizing beauty, appealing personality, something about them seems so magical and enchantix . Enchanting aura

Bella touched by the fire have an wild beauty, something that you'd feel in love when you see it, strong personality and wild at heart too

Bella touched by the earth have the gracious nature of a nymph, so feminine, so soft and elegant like a rose, natural beauty and classy vibes

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🌺 - Ascendant - Moon aspects (Both harsh and positive aspects) give snow white vibes and I don't mean the skin color, I mean the vibe and the energy of snow white, that pure and nostalgic aura of it, just like that are these aspects too, very kind, helpful, positive, dreamy.

🌺 - Out of all the signs Sagittarius and Pisces give the most tropical and exotic vibes they're like this friend of the group who's gonna teach you their traditions and culture

🌺 - Mercury in Cancer/Taurus/Pisces have very soft voices, their voice can be very feminine aswell no matter the gender for example boys with those signs in Mercury can have soft/sweet voices

🌺 - Part of Fortune in the 7th house are really blessed/fated with a very good relationship/marriage because the Part of Fortune shows where you're the most lucky

🌺 - Libra, Leo and Gemini Moons can be the type of friend who always has a prominent smell of parfume. It can be from their obsession with perfumes

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🌺 - Uranus aspecting the Midheaven (MC) can experience having unexpected moments in their career, on their career path or at their jobs (maybe as a surprise 🫢)

🌺 - Asteroid Hera [103] aspecting MC = Being seen as the loyal one in the relationship, the faithful one, the attention will be for you first

🌺 - Sun/Moon in the 5th house can make you very emotional and connected to kids, like that type of person who is always encouraged by kids

🌺 - Neptune and Jupiter in good aspects can make the native very spiritual/intuitive/ with these aspects you can often get lost in your dreams aswell

🌺 - Neptune aspecting the ascendant (both harsh and positive aspects) make the native stunning. They can literally look like some ocean/river nymph with those aspects

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🌺 - Uranus aspecting Mars > If you are from the lgbt community this can be an indicator of attracting the same gender. Especially men

🌺 - Sun in the 11th house have the cutest relationship ever with their friends. Is really very precious what they have with eachother

🌺 - Virgo Sun/Moon/Risings can nurture themselves with long baths, it can be a nurturing method to escape the reality and to focus on yourself for a bit

🌺 - Virgo Mercury or Mercury in Virgo Degrees (6°, 18°) can really bring any topic in conversation. Like jumping from one topic with another and at the end you can forget what you were talking about

🌺 - Sagittarius Moon/Moon in the 9th house give the vibe of Tarzan/Mowgli because of their explorer spirit (If you have this placement and you like these shows it makes more sense). Applying if you also have moon in Sag Degrees (9°, 21°)

🌺 - Cancer/Moon in the 7th house is such a cute placement to have if you're looking for a cute relationship or partner

🌺 - Gemini/Mercury in the 5th house can make the person very sensual in talking and especially at flirting. They can also talk dirty at some points

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🌺 - Aquarius Moon or Moon in Aquarius Degrees (11°. 23°) may like to stay alone/or to be left alone when they are in that type of mood, because they can feel way better alone than with people who stress them out

🌺 - Lilith h12 or h13 aspecting Moon can be the type of person who comforts you when you're low emotionally. Because they can understand you 100% perfectly

🌺 - Neptune aspecting the ascendant are really very sensitive/soft people. And there is nothing wrong with that. I actually think these type of people are the kindest people ever but they're born into a evil world who may hurt them at a soul level

🌺 - Saturn in the 4th house/Saturn in Cancer are the type of people to comfort you when you need to nurture yourself the most because even with all the chaos in their lives. They still have the most peaceful soul

🌺 - Moon in the 2nd house loves sweets, you can always see them sneaking to eat some, they're usually very picky when it comes to sweets tho

🌺 - Moon feels very chill at 3°, 15°, 27° degrees because it makes them be the most aware of the things that happen around them. They have a very strong sense of hearing aswell

🌺 - I wanna give a shout-out to the people with Cancer Lilith and Lilith in the 4th house because they were raised in toxic families/households and still manage to smile. They're so strong

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🦋 This post is about harmony, the thing that puts our world to challenge, because unfortunately not everyone can live in harmony but we can have this harmonious energy in our lives 🦋

🦋 Have a very beautiful day to everyone reading my observations, have a blessed day 🦋

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#astrology #astro observations #birth chart #astro notes #astrology observations #placements #astro community #fyp tumblr #astrology fyp #horoscope #ascendant #venus #asteroid #asteroid observations #asteroids

[hotvintagepoll]

Propaganda

James Stewart (It's a Wonderful Life, The Philadelphia Story, Mr. Smith Goes to Washington)—the thing about Jimmy Stewart is that for a weird-enough looking guy, he is yet somehow SO hot and SO believable, ALWAYS. He always plays the same person—he's always, well, Jimmy Stewart—yet that person can be a murderer, a dark cynic, a naive idealist, the boy next door or an old man who knows better, and every one of those is hot. I would jump his bones in a heartbeat

Toshiro Mifune (Rashumon, Seven Samurai, Grand Prix, Stray Dog)—i love and respect my boi tab hunter (rest in peace you beautiful, beautiful man ❤️), but after i watched like 12 of his movies in a row on tcm last year, i ALSO love and respect toshiro mifune, son of a literal actual hatamoto’s (a high-ranking samurai) daughter, also very possibly related to the best judokan EVER, AND, he’s the guy who SHOULD have been obi-wan kenobi. the fact that he’s ALSO hot as hell just adds to his appeal.

This is round 4 of the bracket. All other polls in this bracket can be found here. Please reblog with further support of your beloved hot sexy vintage man.

[additional propaganda submitted under the cut.]

James Stewart propaganda:

"Ough I saw him first in It's A Wonderful Life, where he is very charming as a suicidal family man being absolutely crushed by capitalism. But then. The Philadelphia Story, in my opinion, should get the same kind of press The Mummy does for being a bisexual dream. Now I'm not really bi (not into women) and it's honestly up for debate whether i'm attracted to men or not, but COME ON!! The movie stars James Stewart as well as Cary Grant and Katharine Hepburn (and Ruth Hussey). Stewart plays a common working man, a journalist, to contrast with Grant's character, who is mega-rich. He is scrappy and hates rich people. Hot! They have a whole scene together where he's super drunk and being really physical with his acting, which I love because he is kinda wet noodle shaped. Hot! He carries Hepburn in his arms while singing Somewhere Over The Rainbow. Hot! He gets punched in the face by Cary Grant. Hot!!! In The Man Who Shot Liberty Valence, we get to see him portray an alternative type of masculinity, opposite John Wayne doing John Wayne. He is even more wet noodle-y, to put emphasis on his incompatibility with the rugged masculinity of the cow-boy, he wears an apron for a lot of the film, again, to blur his masculinity, and he gets shot. Hot! Also he's older here, if that's your thing. Long story short: He's giving librarian chic and The Philadelphia Story made me want to be poly."

“Here he is next to Grant, in what I believe to be a promotional shot for The Philadelphia Story. Please don’t get distracted by Grant (or do, i’m submitting him next).”

“He’s a nice guy and a good guy and deserves all the happiness and joy ever! Classic boy next door/class president kid that everyone loves for real. Stand-up for the Little Guy vibes. With a charming fun side!!”

Toshiro Mifune propaganda:

"In addition, he spoke fluent mandarin and every time he was casted in foreign films, he said his lines in the language of the movie (although they ended up dubbing him. He wasn’t happy about it though).”

Submitted: this gifset

Also submitted: this video (yes, that one)

"Crucial Toshiro Mifune propaganda: THOSE LEGS."

"That is hella muscle. Go watch The Hidden Fortress, aka Star Wars A New Hope. His thighs deserve an award."

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