#30 before 30

[seturselfonfire]

I have some very salacious stories to tell you if you have some time to sit and chat…

#spicy stories #spicy creator #18+ content #dating #30 before 30 #adult model #bedroom #candid #just girly things #so hot and sexy #legs #arms #oiledup

[straightfromthetorturedpoetsdept]

Girlie called karlie kloss a situationship in glitch and I know that must kill the conspiracy theorists lol.

#taylor swift #gaylor #kaylor #midnights #glitch #30 before 30

[wolfythewitch]

A little drawing of them. For me. As a treat

#I just finished one of my most intense finals 30 minutes before the deadline I deserve this #art #sketch #hades 2 #hades game #hades supergiant #Odysseus #odysseus hades #melinoe #melinoe hades

[eachmostremembering]

i'm thinking about travel and if i bust my ass i can finish undergrad by the summer and scrape together some grants and loans and beg i can maybe go to germany

#let me go to germany! please #just for a month! please! #the great tragedy of my life is i love america #despite everything i love my country #my terrible country #my killer country #my beautiful country #but i just...if i get out for a while #just take a break #go to a church older than my country #i'll be okay #tiger lily journal #30 before 30

[yarnreader]

#book #booklover #booktube #books #book tbr #30 before 30 #Youtube

[opalagetribune]

notes app musings | Hermit Edition // virgo szn 2023 I dream of Opal Age - ig

#zine #queer art #open submissions #queer zine #i dream of opal age #opal age #art #queer community #notes app wisdom #notes app #word vomit #late night thoughts #spilled thoughts #my thougts #queer poetry #notes app musing #30 before 30 #lonileness #digital collage #digital zine #art zine #poetry blog

[velkia]

May all Aventurine wanters be Aventurine havers!! 🎟️

#hsr aventurine #aventurine #honkai star rail #aventurine fanart #PLEASE COME HOME MY WIFE #30 minutes left before i can pull i'm gonna EXPLODE #i hope everyone has chance with their pulls

[inkskinned]

the problem is that being single is seen as the consolidation prize, and not the natural neutral state of being-a-person. at the end of the movie or the book or the poetry, there is a person waiting for you at the altar, and they love you. if the play is a comedy, everyone gets married. the metaphor is about how you are not-whole. the metaphor is about how everyone is going to be happily-ever-after. the metaphor is that romantic love is the most important resource on the planet, not just all-love. all-love is not a thing, that is a disappointment. the treasure is not the friends we made along the way. the treasure is the girl you landed.

the metaphor is that you cannot be alone, that means you are broken. are you getting over someone? that is acceptable, you can be getting over someone, but not for long. you must be single because you would rather not be single. you must be single and looking to not-be-single. you must want to date, eventually.

friendship and community are never seen as being equal-to or even-better than romantic connection. that person is your one! you need to find them. you need to hunt through the sand particles until you can shift out some kind of gem. this is regardless to your own experience of the beach and the sun. you need to be somewhere with someone.

if you are taking this time alone to heal, that is so sad. everyone gives you this little pitying look. the understanding is that you are not actually happier than you were before you were single. it is seen as a sort of pity - oh, you are choosing yourself, making yourself the priority? - that isn't quite right. you must mean that you are making yourself ready for the right person. you are just laying the bed better this time. open up your heart. you'll find them, we promise!

what do you mean you're really-truly genuinely-very happy? you are probably misremembering what it was like to be in a relationship. and besides, once you meet your person, that time will look grey and bland and wasted. your person is the only way for you to see in color. so what if you have taken this time - for the first time in your entire life - to actually-for-real do the fucking work. you can be proud of yourself, sure. but the way we need to know that you got better is that you get a partner. you're healed enough for the next bad part!

people don't choose to be single, they just say they're choosing to be single - they actually mean "nobody wants to date me." it doesn't matter how many people you have gently rejected or how many times you've talked it over carefully in therapy. what matters is that you are single, and by all accounts - that means you are something worth our pity. your successes and life all seem pale in the sunlight. sure, you have done amazing things and finally found your way in life. what matters is that there wasn't a person in the room with you while you did it.

you want to tell them - that's the whole thing. i didn't know how to be alone in the room. i didn't know how to handle the silence. every moment was so sharp, and i kept choosing the wrong way to close the door. i have spent my entire life in the empty well, living in the ricochet of someone else's cruelty. for once i have built myself a ladder. for once everything i taste is all mine, every bite of sunshine and laughter. i have learned how to sleep out in the open with my memories. recently, they have started to purr.

your father rolls his eyes. listen. this isn't about you. i just want a grandchild in my future.

#writeblr #i actually didn't want a girlfriend before nat #and my dad recently said to me - raquel. i don't approve of the promiscuity #1. i am 30. #2. i had casually dated about 4 people over 18 months. #3. i do believe he was just mad that i get more girls than he ever did #i had to look this 60 yr old deacon in the eye and say. okay so i have a girlfriend first of all im just not tellin yall about her #and secondly. #OKAY???? OLD MAN I DONT EVEN LIVE HERE WHAT ARE U GONNA DO ABOUT IT #briefly considered asking nat if i could pretend we were a one night stand kind of a thing

[stinkybrowndogs]

Pure bred dogs r awesome and great but truly nothing makes me happier than someone going to the shelter and getting the most pathetic generic mutt they can find and loving that dog like it is a 10,000$ national show champion

#me getting Dexter a 30$ dog massage at the dog show #meant for the show dogs to relax before or after being in the ring 😂😂 #my fave is when ppl have like #5 beautiful well bred show dogs #and then also Greg #and Greg is some fugly bully mix who is also getting the same treatment as the show dogs and living his best life #I love my Greg

[pricklepines]

iñaki luffy you are so loved forever

edit:

The gangs all here! Happy OPLA release day!!

#op #opla #one piece #one piece live action #monkey d luffy #watched a cast interview and auuughhh they are literally the strawhats #im so excited for aug 31 u dont even know #pps art #hi luffy tab #btw this post had like maybe 30 notes before the luffy tab incident #im gonna run out of space #changed this one QUICK this time #now that i know the tab is changed at 11 ill be swifter than ever #i dunno if the one piece tab will be there tomorrow so i put the group photo on sanjis tab

[thequeerteashop]

#dolores dei #disco elysium #disco elysium cosplay #dolores dei cosplay #finished the lungs at 2:30 am the night before the con

[seturselfonfire]

Still trying to hit 30 dates before I turn 30

Wanna hear about #4? Here’s part 1:

It’s Friday night. I’m at a show with my friend. My ex is there, and I’ve already been behaving badly. But luckily we’re getting picked up by this guy we used to go to school with… a big brother of a friend of ours actually. We’ve literally never spoken a word to him, but he and I have been chatting on instagram, and have made plans to hang out this weekend while he’s in town. 😉 You know how it goes… you laugh react to someone’s story, and next thing you know you’re in their bed…

He and his scottish friend come pick us up, and we drive around for a little trying to find a fun place to hang out before we decide to go back to his family home. He’s got it to himself this weekend because they’re out of town.

We hang in his kitchen for a little until I ask “so are you gonna give us a tour?” He leads me upstairs. My friend and the scottish man lag behind. He points into a room at the top of the stairs, “This is the room my grandma lived in until she passed. Does that turn you on?”

I laugh, “it doesn’t turn me OFF”

Up another flight of stairs he shows us his room. There are two guitars. Nice. That means he’s good with his hands.

Part 2 is for subscribers only 😉 so come join me on my real page so you can hear all the dirty details 😏

#first date #dating #sexy content #smut #spicy stories #30 before 30 #single #flirting #dating men #gossip blog

[thelatecaptainpierce]

this is comedy

#i've said it before but this is SUCH a 30 rock gag (alan alda expanded universe) #mash

[laikabu]

Could you tell us more about Pumori please? The fact that she is like a certain magician is really funny

i’ll have to write out her background later, but have this for now

#pumori #labru #my art #she’s the youngest child #still likes monsters but likes the idea of controlling them than the concept of monsters in general #before anyone says anything abt laios w facial hair here consider that people can change their opinions in ~30 years lmfao

[molinaesque]

"You know what inspires me? When there's no one in the house… and I'm all alone to do whatever I want." - Walton Goggins, Mulholland Distilling (2023) (x)

#walton goggins #mulholland distilling #screw it im tagging it with #cooper howard #more ppl need to see this #he's got a bunch of ads for this where it's cheeky and cute and funny... but THIS one is just... come on now #also i've said it before but i've always like walton... but the moment he decided “imma just be a silver fox now” it's GAME OVER #like the dude has been looking like the same 30-40 year old for so long to me... then panini happened and then BOOM #TRANSFORM #goggingifs

[hyuckonia]

very first 10 seconds of the tsum event and Kalim getting beaned by his tsum and lilia was like "oh guess i wasnt fast enough to stop it myb bro" SHUT UPPPDNAHAAJHA KALIMS SCREAM HAD ME LAUGHING SO HARD I WAS GUNNA CRY whatever i love them so badLMAOOOOO

#idia somewhere: "no way... i just felt the pulse of someone using a Super Triple Arcane Bazooka Dragon Destroying Waifu Texas Detroit Kys 30 #kalim at the end is saying “AUUHHH WHY IS IT BEATING ME UP AUUGHUGHTUHH” since it kinda got lost in the sauce down there LMFAO #special thanks to the website “700 Attack Move Names to Conquer Your Foes” and All Might for helping me with Lilia's special move #twisted wonderland #twst #lilia vanrouge #kalim al asim #twst meme #twst memes #funny #twisted tsumderland #fanart #meme #memes #finish the comic challenge done. next challenge.. can i finish the tsum event w/out having to use half my starsharts 2 days before it ends #seems unlikely (chuckles)(puts head in hands) #hyuckscraps