theres a million blogs these days with names like "puppygirl-macrobulge" and "netflix-for-girl-balls" and whatnot who make 150 posts a day like "theyre all out of 'piss from a girl who's been holding it in all day playing factorio' at trader joes, whats the fcuking point of it all" and i gotta say, i didnt expect that to be its entire own genre of posting in the 2020s.
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Gideon the Ninth Reaction - Chapter 12
you'd think people who deal with necromancy daily would be less disturbed by Harrow's bone decor
✨💀🦴~ambiance~🦴💀✨
new plot prediction: Harrow's gonna give up necromancy to become an extremely goth interior designer
wow i really got a false impression of Magnus when he first appeared, i thought he was gonna be all suave but instead he just seems ridiculously polite and awkward
Dulcinea's just having a free vacation basically huh? honestly i think thats what i would do if i was trapped in a creepy gothic mansion, you go girl
what is it with people in this book and having creepy whispered conversations in corridors, none of you are good at espionage
speaking of, Gideon is also terrible at it, she tries to spy on one person and gets into a fight immediately
finally, Camilla!! also she backflipped down the stairs!?
File under disturbing facts: necromancers sweat blood apparently
okay i guessed the ring had something to do with being a key, but i didn't think it was just, like, an actual key ring 😭
laboratories? a mortuary? this whole place is just giving creepy abandoned hospital in a video-game, get the fuck outta there Nav
also, creepy science lab has a nonagonal room? hmm 🧐
Gideon is remarkably determined to find Harrow for someone supposedly hates i won't lie. also she called Harrow 'her necromancer' wow
poor Harrow, i fully thought she was dead for a second then. hopefully now she'll let Gideon in on some of what she's been up to, and they'll start being a bit more like a team - speaking of, what exactly was she trying so hard to do that got that much blood everywhere...
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No because now I saw this again and immediately thought about buff Will + El with the blonde wig this is kinda funny I'm imagining him going to a place where they sell these posters and going Oh... That one is cool... Idk why. stop asking, Lucas, I just like the movie 🙄🙄🙄
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