#ABSOLUTELY CRIMINAL I TELL YOU

[moeblob]

I met people I knew only online for the first time irl last night and I'm still extremely exhausted cause I am not a social person so here. Take an OC.

Katale (Kitty) is wonderful and I love her and she's a criminal and that's fine. She likes to look cute and so whenever I see a really cute outfit in public with a specific vibe, I'm like "Kitty would love that". So here. Please. Please know that I saw this very pretty woman jogging with her hair pulled back, running shorts, and the CUTEST top with a little scarf from the same fabric tied and wow. It was. So wonderful, please have a wonderful day @ the lady I saw jogging yesterday.

#my characters #kitty is so funny to me cause she is absolutely used to a life of crime #shes second in command in a huge group because she actually forfeited the top command spot to her future boyfriend #and now they are exes and besties and she just really likes their criminal crew #and then she adopts a lil agent guy bc hes like a puppy and she is like listen that is my son now you cant hurt him #ANY OF YOU TRY TO HURT MY SON I HURT YOU including you rud my beloved ex current boss #and hes just like okay #and then they become a very weird messed up family of two crime bosses and a good boy #but anyway kitty is the glue that holds everything together and she commits crimes on the side of being nice #like oh sorry im late to get here i had to kill a man #but its also her getting phone calls from rud telling her sorry babe cant show up im a bit gross #and shes like oh yeah dude i get it sometimes blood just doesnt wanna hide :c ttyl smooches ily #anyway she deserves to have cute outfits and no one is gonna tell her otherwise #ALSO for those who dont know and might care shes a weeb she watches so much anime #she just ..... really likes anime and makes rud watch some shows with her during and after dating #he just goes along with it no complaints and he doesnt understand all the appeal #but it makes kitty happy so hes happy

[firehosebvck]

aaron hotchner has a praise kink fight me

#e posts #e rambles #aaron hotchner #criminal minds #he told gideon that people need to know they're important #one of my moots said that if he thinks you're doing a good job he'll tell you #i think it was morgan #but i absolutely believe he follows the philosophy in the bedroom

[eshithepetty]

Tbh the funniest thing I've seen crop up for mob psycho s3 is when people complain about the characters being off model. Like.... really?? Off-model animation... in mob psycho 100.. Ohhg the horror. Surely the roughness and creativity and freedom in style hasn't literally always been part of this show's art direction.. mob psycho has never been off-model before. Yup.....

Like:

[ID: various screenshots of characters in Mob Psycho 100 getting off-model, either by being stretched, drawn with wobbly or messy lines, having intentionally bad anatomy, or colored in with botchy, stark colors. End ID.]

Literally where have you been 😭

#mob psycho 100 #mp100 #anime #and even if theyre talking about like. not intentionally going off model for gags or exhaggaration like it is in most of these screenshots #and instead just. little changes in face shape or whatever.... that has also. been a thing forever??? #like actually look at the past episodes. sometimes mobs jawline is sharper sometimes rounder. sometimes reigens face changes a little #thats not like... some new horrid thing born from laziness. different storyboarders just have different styles #and sometimes those styles reflect in little ways 😭 that has been the case for animated shows forever. not just in mob either #like tell me you know nothing about animation without telling me you know nothing about animation lmao #and like fine you can be a bit annoyed by that ig. but.... in regards to /mob psycho/ tho??? the series literally about expression?? #and s3 has been comparatively so polished too!! #and ngl i kinda miss the roughness and sketchiness of the past seasons... #don't get me wrong there has absolutely been some Incredible and creative animation this season #but it doesnt... quite have the same vibe i feel? not in like overall presentation? #i wonder if the staff has been switched up a bit for this one #anyways #ill stop rambling now jdgdhd #watch 'the psychedelic sakuga of mob psycho 100' by traventalks on youtube its such a good video essay and criminally underrated 🙏 #my own post

[littlebigmouse]

Raine really watched Eda fake her own death, thus probably traumatising that poor slime guy for life, and said "LMAO is anyone gonna befriend her?" and then didn't wait for an answer.

#toh #the owl house #toh spoilers #raine whispers #eda clawthorne #young raeda #raine x eda #they are both so weird #it's weird to think about but out of all the ex-hexside attendees lilith was probably by far the most chill and normal #raine be like 'aw beans i gotta go win the bloodsport competition again so i can afford going to school' #'it's so boring no one there is weird like me OH HELLOOO' #'you'll get one for being a dingus' lives rent free in my head these two were made for each other #of course eda was both hardbroken in s2e11 and absolutely didn't buy any of raine's bs #'raine stop this nonsense we tried to assassinate a coven head together when we were 15' #'there's no way they mind controlled the rebel out of you when you're still standing and breathing' #'raine you can't tell me you are lawful now and then proceed to let my wanted criminal ass go no one is buying that'

[eeblouissant]

Spell your url with song titles and then tag as many people as there are letters

the lovely @hecatesbroom tagged me in her last post & because I’m an absolute sucker for anything that lets me talk about music, enjoy ✨

Emma Ruth Rundle - the distance (cheated a little here I know)

empty - metric

bug like an angel - mitski

let’s just disappear - Yulia volkova/ t.A.T.u

ode to the bouncer - studio killers

until we’re done - Jonathan Bree

I wanted to leave - SYML

she just won’t believe me - tame Impala

show me love - t.A.T.u

after the curtains close Jonathan Bree

no choice - tame Impala

the passion of lovers - bauhaus

Too nervous to tag anyone, so if you see this it’s your tag to do it /j /lh

#oh how I LOVE sharing my music #can you tell I absolutely adore Jonathan Bree oh my god #he’s so criminally underrated

[wolves-in-the-world]

having thoughts about my friend julio in the miracle job, who we know best as the guy with the gun in his waistband. <3

like, okay, the "even gangsters recognise the sanctity of catholic priests" thing is…… problematic. just nodding towards that because I think it needs to be nodded towards.

but I love how little ego julio brings to the scene once the secret (that one of his people took a side job without telling him, a job he emphatically disapproves of) is out there. hardison shoves the guilty party to reveal his injury and eliot glances to julio to see if he means trouble, but julio's attention is just entirely fixed on the guy. he politely asks for the gun back and uses it to get the answers that hardison and eliot need.

it's transactional, practical. respectful of eliot as someone who's shown he's not to be messed with, who's on julio's turf, but who's behaving with respect and restraint himself - eliot's there for entirely reasonable answers on one specific issue, uses violence only in reaction to and in proportion with the threats against him, and frankly de-escalates the situation pretty damn well by grabbing the gun in julio's jeans and knocking out the next guy who threatens him. (seriously, for violence-type criminals, it was practically diplomatic.)

and it's clear that julio's underling Broke The Rules. like, I'd have preferred we had this encounter with a different underlying message than "priests are inherently good and respecting them is the obvious choice," because oof. (this show is kinda about acknowledging when people in power all too often abuse that power, after all. that and seeking justice.)

but it's an interesting little unquestioned-by-the-narrative-or-the-characters nod to honour among thieves.

and this fairly formal, mutually respectful, almost ritualised encounter ends with "gentlemen, I'll leave you to your internal affairs" which:

very cool, nice job eliot

possibly discreetly requests that julio not start in on any punitive actions until eliot and hardison are away, so they're not privy to that specific crime (the last we see of julio he's crouching and pointing the gun at the guy very close, and eliot gets them out of there pretty quickly, so there could be some implications there, and it's a very understated moral messiness if so)

gets eliot a little nod from julio like "thanks for bringing this to my attention, I appreciate your civility here, not ceding my authority though" (and eliot doesn't ask him to.)

it's a great little interaction. it's a (sigh, mostly) great little scene.

#the miracle job #leverage #I'm from an xtian background but not a catholic one so I'm guessing & hoping that this acknowledgement of the messiness is enough #my friend julio #he gets a tag now because I like him #so help me I kind of want to make him a character in fics now but I don't know how to include him without leaning into cop show type shit #I suppose they could just run into him on a job again? end up in the area in need of a place to hide from the cops? #find him tied to a chair like ''dude you need a better job'' ''tell me about it‚ last year a guy threatened me with muffins'' etc etc #never getting over that. martin's an absolute freak <3 #anyway this is probably going to be it but. I do like him. #takes a heck of a guy to react to that jeans situation with grace and composure #and he does manage that eventually. #and I feel like eliot walked a very subtle line here with making sure he was respected #but also not stepping on julio's toes? not putting him on the defensive? #he was In Julio's Territory and he was fully acknowledging that #eliot being so competent in frigging gang diplomacy is weird as hell to see so early #like I know in theory he's had dealings with those sorts of criminals before but we never really see it #and that's just fascinating #orig

[firebirdsdaughter]

The tragedy about the conflict of s3…

… Is that neither of them wanted it.

Okay, Neal kinda wanted it, I’m sure. Temptation. But he didn’t act on it, and he didn’t want it like this. Neal’s fault in this is that he could have walked away or said something at any point after, but he didn’t want to be in this situation. Mozzie forced him into it.

Peter sure as hell didn’t want it either. You can tell by how he either freezes up or get uncharacteristically emotional whenever it’s brought up. Esp by this point he genuinely cares deeply about Neal and wants him to get clean. The three things Peter loves most in the world are literally El, the law, and Neal at this point. He’s full on adopted this kid. He wants to be wrong, but he can’t compromise his belief in the laws and the system and the truth to not pursue it. He hates it, it takes so much out of him, and I think seeing Neal be hurt by his suspicions makes it all the worse, but this is Peter, finding the truth is who he is. S1 and 2 were slowly building the trust and relationship between them, and from Peter’s perspective, Neal may have just completely destroyed that. Thrown away everything he thought they had, and Peter’s attempts to help him go straight. But as much as it hurts him, he keeps the painting scrap out of evidence bc he wants to know first. He doesn’t want it to go on record and to have the whole Bureau come down on Neal. Despite himself he still wants to give the kid a modicum of chance—he also shows awareness that it could have been Mozzie or Alex.

And like I said above, Neal hates it, too. And not just being under suspicion again. At first, having Peter, the one person he completely trusts, accusing him, from his perspective, out of the blue after he just nearly got shot, after Peter just killed a man to protect him… Like that clearly just breaks his heart. Even during the opening interrogation, when he’s calmed down some, he’s still got that wounded look in his eyes—although I think he’s also clocking Peter’s unhappiness by that point bc it’s less offended and just sad. By that point he knows the treasure survived, but he does know he didn’t do it. He’s hurt by Peter’s suspicion of him but now he knows there’s a reason to be suspicious and he is hiding something.  But even after he finds out that Mozzie did it… Even from the onset, he’s not quite truly happy. And even though he knows it’s now justified, that there’s very possibly evidence connecting it to him/them… Even though he goes along at first… You can tell there’s something off. Old Neal would be much more excited, not hesitating and looking vaguely shell shocked. And I think when he finds out it was Mozzie and that Mozzie took it ‘for them,’ he feels like he has betrayed Peter. He gets visibly more awkward about deflecting, which I think is actually honest as opposed to a deception. He’s letting his real emotions dictate his behaviour—he’s genuinely hurt by Peter’s suspicion, he genuinely cares what Peter thinks, he’s genuinely uncomfortable with his new position. But even after all of it, Neal instantly realises that Peter is still protecting him by w/holding the painting scrap—and I think that realisation is the stepping stone for his character development the rest of the season, bc in that moment, he realises he hasn’t wholly lost Peter, and not in a ‘I can still play him way.’ In a ‘thank god he doesn’t hate me now’ way, bc Neal doesn’t want Peter to hate him, he never did, and he esp doesn’t now. As early as s1 he didn’t want to let him down, and now he feels like Peter’s completely cut him off—only to be given that one bit of hope for making things better. Which is what makes him believe in everything else.

Neither of them wanted to be put at odds like this.

#White Collar #pls gods someone talk to me about WC I'm DYING #I love that they didn't make Peter 100% insisting that Neal did it #he acknowledges that Mozzie or Alex could have but also correctly suspects that that would mean Neal's involved somehow #also those two scenes just kill me #Peter talking to El about it and the way he says that he can't involve the FBI bc if it's true they'll take Neal down #and then adds himself as an afterthought #and then when Mozzie and Neal are discussing it and realise Peter is avoiding involving the FBI Neal's immediate thought #is that Peter is still protecting him #Mozzie brushes it off by Neal's unconvinced by that which makes sense he saw Peter shoot a man to protect him #sure James never did that #anyway it's such an absolutely heartbreaking mess and I love them still caring for each other despite it #plus coming back to me working theory that all Neal truly wants deep down is loving parents… yeah this is smarting #like this is how you do an argument between these two they get mad they fight it's natural #but they love each other the first two seasons made them a full family #as may a parent and child can tell you you can fight and still express care #fight and not go too far #Peter who was sure that Neal was involved in the theft but kept the evidence off record anyway #would never indifferently shuffle Neal off to another handler or tell him he was just a criminal #this is the real Peter the Peter who would probably be angry and want space after something like that #and would struggle w/ it for a while but would NEVER tell Neal he only did it bc he was a criminal #bc THIS was done solely bc they were criminals #Adopt a Felon 101

[is-this-tf]

If I’m actually into people transforming into anime characters can I still say I’m into TF or is transforming into animal/beasts a prerequisite

You can TF into anything, even a place!

#this is tf #asks #idk what to tell you TF is just TF #isn't entirely a furry thing but plenty of people can enjoy furry things regardless 😌 #buddy must be new to the blog to think i would answer Only Furry TF allowed!!11!!!!!!!! especially when like #i've been deliberately very Very liberal with what i call TF‚ and for good reason- there's so much TF out there and it rules! #we celebrate all kinds of TF here‚ that's been the blog mission statement from the beginning! #animal and anthro tf is just very common in the TF fandom‚ due to the great overlap with the furry fandom‚ hench why it shows up a lot here #just in case you were wondering #the TF fandom is WAY too broad to give any strict definition of what does and doesn't count as TF anyway #i'm a furry and there are human archetypes and characters i'd TF into‚ absolutely- though due to my personal taste there's more furries LMA #as for anime character TF moods‚ there's ABSOLUTELY some that i really like!! senshi dunmeshi‚ benkei beyblade‚ endeavor mha‚ so many #Fatgum mha OF COURSEEEE‚ gentle criminal mha‚ van hohenheim fma‚ and SO many digimon‚ for sure!! #personally VERY excited for senshi to hit anime character status‚ very exciting! ^w^ #i do like furry anime characters a bit more‚ for sure‚ but yeah‚ it's good to diversify the palette when it comes to TF!

[missmitchieg]

Luke drumming in 13x16 & 16x02

#criminal minds #criminal minds evolution #penelope garcia #luke alvez #garvez #Luke you absolute dork <3 #I mean me too but #my guy... just tell her you love her

[lotus-pear]

adding another ask to your childe/chuuya collection LMAO at first glance i thought the middle picture was childe 😭

~ nessa ♡

into the compilation it goes! i think we're at five now nessa ty dear <33

#maybe we can make it to ten by the end of the year? who knows #also biker childe would slay the house down don't tell me he wouldn't #childe absolutely had a girlypop barbiecore era i don't make the rules #imagine you show up to a meeting with most feared eleven criminals in teyvat and there's this little ginger boy with a fake fur pink coat #lotus's asks

[yetdevout]

when david said "anything he could have to tell me, he can say in front of you or i don't need to hear it" i really ascended past the fucking clouds

#there will never be a david shaw and i think that's absolutely criminal #when i tell you i SWOONED #redacted asmr #redacted david

[averagecatdoodlesenjoyer]

My Ukranian friend told me that she supports israel because she thinks that it's in a similar situation to Ukraine. Like Palestinians are these evil terrorists like russia who attacked first and poor little israel is just defending itself like Ukraine. Am I insane. Am I going insane. Am I actually fucking insane.

#I am Ukranian too if you couldn't tell btw. And I think that. Is a crazy thing to think and to say #All this time I thought that it's irrational for Ukrainians to not support Palestine when we kinda were in similar situations #And like. How can you go through something so terrible and look at people who are going through something like that and think #Yeah they deserve this. (obviously I know it's just racism duh) #But I guess I hadn't considered THAT huh!!!!!! #I'm so mad. And she sent me 100+ fucking messages about this. She's really passionate about defending fucking war criminals I guess #Like. I don't have to tell you all why that's fucked up right. #I am actually going to go insane this shit is unreal. How can you say that with a straight face #I'm not usually that open about personal matters but like #I don't have any friends now lol (better than being friends with racists and genocide supporters btw) so #it's either oversharing on Tumblr.com or just exploding so #also it's almost 5 am I'm going to fucking die but I feel better now so maybe I'll get some sleep I hope #I could go on for hour about every terrible argument she presented that left me absolutely flabbergasted but I'll refrain #for your and mine sanity #Good night and free Palestine. My final message. Goodbye

[i-bring-crack]

I did not asked to receive emotional damage from s

Solo Leveling Ragnarok thank you very much.

Spoilers in the tags.

#Like how could they do thsi to me #ALL the other shadows were freaking normal in solo leveling #Igris Beru Tank Kaisel— yeah like literally they were wither beast of bad people like Iron #but no Suho this boy #i tell you if this brat knew KNEW who he was bringing back to like I-jabskan #first shadow soldiers that he gets are the goblins which #im freaking sad to know that shadow soldiers can expirience pain yet still cant go against the orders of their master #how do i keep on living with this information!??!?!?! Its not like they even explore it or something #they just give it to me and im supposed to be okay for this!??!?! MENTALLY?!?!? #and then there is the first shadow soldier he saves which is like Lee Minsung– Quay– number one wanted villain #i liked his arc but damn did this guy fuk up and then ad a shaodw he decided to reedem himself and now im just like... bro that got me #i was not expecting a bee to have emotions today #not when you stebbed your best friend literally and also you almost got turned into a worker by Queen Bee #like now i really like you as a shadow but damn. i didnt expect sympathy from you. #and then there is Kang tae shik as the new shaodw and im just like absolutely bawling he DID NOT need to die that freaking quickly #i liked the guy. pre rewind and now as a villain bounty hunter this guy was just a freaking gold star among the poor characters in SL #and poorer villains in SL. he was cool. he was fun to read about. -slams table- How the F u c k am i supposed to function after this man #just suddenly dropped us with the most tragic backstory. like bitch i even forgive your ass bc your ass was fine in killing your dad. #legit didnt kill anyone else u til woo jin chul told him so. and now im just thinking pre the rewinf timeline the only reason kang tae shi #wasnt stopped by jin chul was probably bc jin chul let him kill those criminals #woo jin chul became so much brutal in this series i swear #like i love him so much for it but damn #still sexy smexy somehow #but damn

[crossdressingdeath]

Okay this prompt is supposed to be angsty but instead I could write Nico being a disaster gay, so...

#the fact that we don't ever find out if nico knows about the tattoo is criminal #CRIMINAL i tell you #give me nico being an absolute disaster about his boyfriend having a tattoo

[starfleetwitch]

AM I HAVING A FUCKING STROKE?!

or did Rishi Sunak really basically just admit IN FRONT OF THE WORLD that taking the UK out of the EU was a terrible decision? Also what I heard: "This country we took but dont acknowledge until it benefits us is in the best position in the world in terms of access to the market"

#Rishi Sunak #Ah lads looks like the Uk remembers we exist again for the benefits of exploitation #Cause mark my words thats whats gonna happen. We now benefit the Uk to exist in the Uk #I mean dont get me wrong our political system is an absolute SHAMBLES too but JFC talk about shooting yourself and your party in the foot #british politics #Brexit #Northern Ireland #I might... just move back to Northern Ireland lads #Níl aon tinteán mar do thinteán fhéin #HEY MA! IM COMING HOME MA! #If you cant tell... im conflicted. #I'm happy Northern Ireland is apparently in a good position well see how long that lasts now England is acknowledging us again #but I'm also hella salty over BOTH countries politics #We only ever get mentioned by the british government when it suits them and I refuse to be 'something good' a torry did after all the years #of pure bullshittery #cant even spend UK STERLING in England without being treated like a criminal #Not to mentiion the sheer bullshittery of 'we only post to the uk' and then being told Northern Ireland isnt part of the UK WHEN IT CLEARLY #FUCKING IS CAUSE I FUCKING GREW UP IN THE TAIL END OF WHAT HAPPENED AFTERWARDS! #AND THATS JUST SURFACE LEVEL PETTY SHIT THATS HAPPENED! #Good Friday agreement at risk anyone? #northern ireland protocol #No one remember? #Northern Ireland has so much potential and the tories will do their best to bleed us dry #we havent much more to give you sir #just fuck off and sort out the cost of living crisis please #Stay in your own fucking lane and sort THAT shit out #I had so many rant tags I've just discovered Tumblr has a limit given over half of them were deleted from the post XD #Long story short YAY Northern Ireland now please leave us alone Rishi #Just to be clear... I love England. Its the Tories and the government that are grinding my fucking gears right now

[shadowbelle94]

Just to let y’all know, if Neil and Craig put Ellie in the shed in season 2, I stg I’m gonna lose every single one of my marbles

#this is kinda a shitpost but also no it’s not I’m dead serious #like I kinda get it in the context of the game…but also no I don’t #like don’t get me wrong I get it for after the lie is revealed because she wants that distance and they’ve already said before that Ellie #knows on some level that Joel’s lying to her so she starts creating that distance #HOWEVER. #you’re gonna sit there and tell me that after everything joel ‘girl dad’ miller did to make sure that Ellie is safe and comfortable in their #new life that he’s gonna put her in the shed???? #like. no. that’s not happening #even if she went up to him and asked him ‘ayyo can i sleep in the big wooden box outside instead of the warm safe house?’ #joel would just say ‘haha. absolutely not.’ with his whole chest #like yeah he’s a pushover and that hardened criminal of a man is completely wrapped around that little gremlin’s finger #but I’m sorry you can’t convince me that joel ‘girl dad’ miller would let his precious baby be anywhere that isn’t in his actual home #where he can keep an eye on her and make sure she’s safe. and he can’t do that of his baby’s in the shed #don’t put baby in the shed #just don’t do it hbo. or you’re gonna have to deal with me foaming at the mouth in rage. and trust me no one wants that #tlou #the last of us #hbo’s the last of us #joel miller #ellie williams #neil druckmann #craig mazin #hbo