I do want to see Jason ranting to Ember and Kitty. I’m curious 🧐
Let's see what I can do!
This would be once Jason is a bit more comfortable giving details about his previous life.
Jason, Ember and Kitty are relaxing in Ember's haunt. There's ban posters, both for living and dead bands, splashed across her walls. Instruments of all types fill the space, and the three are spread out on various pillows. Jason is painstakingly painting Ember's nails while Kitty paints his toenails bright red. There's several cartons of open ice cream in between them and a TV is playing a reality show in the background that none of them are watching.
"And then! The dirtbag just fucking trips and falls off the balcony!" Jason told the girls, pulling his hands carefully back so he doesn't mess up Ember's nails while he gesticulates wildly to punctuate his point.
"Good riddance, scum like that deserves it." Kitty said decisively, pulling back to access her work.
"I woulda pushed him, had it been me." Ember said with a shrug.
Jason pointed at her, "right?! I wish I had! But I didn't and B-" Jason's face twisted in pain, and he swallowed harshly. "Batman thought I actually did. He benched me for it." Jason finished with a mutter, all righteous anger gone and replaced with pain.
Ember and Kitty shared a singular look. Ember's hair flared, the flames igniting and blooming in a pillar of ferocity. Kitty's features twisted, fangs lengthening and eyes glowing.
"He benched you? Because some jackass piece of shit offed himself?" Kitty demanded, voice rising in pitch.
Jason looked up and blinked, skin flushing at the anger so obvious on the two women's faces. Anger for him, not at him. "Uh. Yeah, he thought I did it."
Ember huffed, standing up, her half finished nails wrapping around her forearms as if to hold herself back as she stomped across her floor, kicking spare clothes and pillows out of her way.
"That asshole! What a dick move, honestly." Ember growled out, flames snapping behind her.
"We should beat the snot out of him!" Kitty raged.
"We should burst his eardrums!"
"We could haunt his house and hide all his left shoes!"
"We could– his shoes? Seriously Kitty?"
"What? How would you feel if someone stole all your left shoes?"
"Alright, fine. Fair. We could burn his house down too,"
Kitty and Ember fed off of one another, coming up with new creative ways to get revenge on Bruce on Jason's behalf. It all ended when Jason fell over, laughing so hard at the thought of Bruce being vengefully haunted by the two ghosts.
He might have been crying too, but that's what the (slightly melted now) ice cream was for.
Kitty and Ember shared a smile once Jason finally fell asleep. Kitty gently rubbing away tear tracks and Ember pulling a blanket over him. They had been mad, yes, but they had been more angered over the pure hurt they'd felt pouring from Jason like a river. They were just glad they could alleviate it, even a little.
Anyways, the girls are very protective of Jason. And they weren't entirely kidding about haunting the shit out of Batman. Not because of what he did exactly, but because of the fact he hurt Jason. Also, they don't really see what the big deal is with some random schmuck dying. So what? So they understand Bruce's POV even less.
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Floof might be feeling insecure based on his behavior so in addition to all the other recommended things, I am going to do affirmations with him every day. Not because I think he will understand the words exactly, but more because maybe he'll understand the tone and it'll make him feel better.
You are a good kitty.
You are loved, big kitty.
There is no threat here that will harm the kitty.
You are safe, Mr Floofy Pants.
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it would be funny if when stan is bandaging up kyle he uses a bunch of like hello kitty and care bears bandaids just cause hes still mad and knows kyle wont like itjhsjsjs
STTTOOOPPP!!!! THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD!
no that's So Real because i feel like raven just waves a tan stan-hand at injured!kyle all like "wait here, i'm gonna grab some Bandaids" which makes him roll his eyes so much bc stan is being annoying bc he Literally Can't Move, lol. but after a little bit, ravenstan emerges from the bathroom with something behind his back, wearing the most Devious grin on his face...jerseykyle is immediately sussed like
"okay, what's behind ya back? you know i don't like magic tricks. or surprises." then with a ~flourish~, ravenstan whips out the two boxes of hello kitty and care bear bandaids, shaking them like maracas, totally stoked, and jersey is like oh my god, STOP!!! i'm cryingg.
raven is Naught crying, however! he is having a Blast <3
( he is also...trying very hard not to Simp bc when kyle says "god" and "stop" it sounds like "gahd" and "stahp" in the jersey accent which stan thinks is soooo cute omg!!! c': smh...he is dying. They are dying. my boys NEVER fight, this is so fucking miserable!!! i hate it here!! :/ )
but ravens like "so which ones do you want?" & kyle is like "Neither!!! where the fuck are the Real Bandaids?!" and stan says "What Do You Mean? These Are The Real Bandaids." jersey is losing his Mind bc this cannot be real like "stan, i bought those for the Kids at the elementary school i'm internin' at!!! those are CHILDS bandaids!"
n stan just smiles & shrugs like…
"Well, If You're Gonna Act Like One :)''
WHICHHHHH OHHHH MY FUCKING GOOOOOD
WOORLDSTAR!!!
unbelievable, smh. kyle is literally not sure if he is aghast or attracted to this energy ( like The AUDACITY!!! ) but after a second, realizes its lowkey kind of Adorable to him so he shakes his head at stan like "you're still bad at that, yknow?" cue stan squint like "what are you talking about?" and kyle is like "Being Mean," to which stan makes...i shit you not...the LEAST scary face on planet earth & says "Shut Up" also his voice totally cracks in the middle of it, which makes kyle smile So hard that his lip splits open again, jfc. this is soooooo
kyle is being Annoying so he just raises his hands in mock defeat like "alright you scared me straight" ( as the gayest person ever ) "patch me up, nurse stan" looool the pep!style doctor pwp continues!
except its actually Really Cute bc ravenstan gets super hyper-focused again, but instead of being stressed out, he's actually kind of having a lot of fun and starts making little shapes on kyle's arms out of the bandaids ( he also has to use a fuck ton of them to even try and cover any wound on kyles body. ) but yeah he's sticking bandids all over kyle, also there's one on his cheek then stan puts another one on the other cheek and jersey is like "smh, stan there's not even a cut on that side!" and stans like "its for ur OCD" which aAAaaAa, i hope i die!!!
anyways, stans vibing, he's still making pictures out of the lil bandaids by connecting them -- he made a fake tattoo arrow heart w/ mom in the middle of it -- a skull, a couple stars, etc. tbh he is gettin Creative with it and kyle is just like eyebrow raise "enjoyin ya lil art project?" and stan just laughs and is like "yes so much" :')))) <3
...and tbh, if anyone Else was sticking a bunch of bandids on kyle and making weird shapes, he'd b super fkn pissed n want to kill them, but he's just sitting there admiring stan and His Chest Hurts. not bc he's all bruised up, but bc when stan blocked him on everything, jersey's only window into stan's life was thru tabloid articles of him on a bender, being super unhappy & like...for the first time in weeks...
Stan Is Smiling. :')
and that makes jersey kyle alight with happy touchy feelings, which, speaking of being Touchy, mid bandaiding, kyle sweeps a couple infared strands of stan’s hair behind his ear and nearly whispers “ya hair was in your eyes again.” and jersey lovingly skating his fingers across ravens forehead while talking to him in the soft, quiet, lovely voice he reserves Just For Him in special, intimate moments when they’re alone makes him blush Furiously, so he just laughs like "oh. haha. oops." looks down at his feet and does the lil stan lip bite laugh thing that he always does when he’s really nervous. which, okay: so whenever stan looks away bc he feels stupid or embarrassed, jersey kyle always gently wraps his fingers around the bottom of of stans face and his lifts his chin up so stan has to Look At Him...wHew!
but anyways, jersey does it By Accident bc he’s so used to doing it, and stans eyes get so wide and they’re so pretty and blue and his bottom eyelashes are so long and kyle wants to kiss him SO BAD!! so naturally he’s staring at stans lips and the stupid freaking skull hand lip ring which is so enticing and mesmerizing to him that he, in the heat of the moment, accidentally again, drags his thumb really slowly across ravenstans bottom lip, breathing hard.
this surprises the fuck out of stan and he’s super flustered so he makes a tiny breathy gasp noise and Ohhh My God You Guys when i tell you that made jerseykyle Feral like he was trying SOOO hard not to Jump Him, the tension was CRAZY! jfccc. like i Swear to Gahd they were abt to Make Out skhdlksdks. like it was about to be down absolutely fkn Horrendous in there!!!
...but at the very Last second, stan just pulls away and is like ah-aha! A-All Done! n closes the bandaid boxes lookin So Stressed Out.
WE WERE SOOOOOO CLOSE FML!! BOOOO
RAVESEY DIVORCE HELL IS A PLACE!!!!
DIE, CRY, HATE THE RAVESEY DIVORCE :///
-uncle nina, not enjoying the toxic yaoi
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