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goldenhypen · 7 months

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→ ENHYPEN’S RED FLAGS !! ⚠︎

PAIRING | ot7 x fem!reader

GENRE | crack

WORD COUNT | 1.3k

WARNINGS | mentions of food; reader is referred to as “girl”; i’m pretty sure it’s fine but it is possible i made mistakes w the tenses (i’m still tryna get used to writing more in present tense T-T)

DISCLAIMER | THIS IS NOT IN ANY WAY A FORM OF HATE TOWARDS ENHYPEN (pls i love these boys w my entire being how could i) this is a joke so don’t take this too seriously lol

A/N | had the time of my life choosing pics for the moodboard btw they had me out here cackling at 3 am (first red flag: i’m out here losing sleep bc of them !! smh)

이희승 ! HEESEUNG

too handsome… how can you stand to look at that devilishly handsome face without ever passing out due to lack of oxygen in your lungs when he’s always taking your breath away?! also y’all become way too popular; people are always staring at you two (not only heeseung but you too obviously 😏), it’s tiring being so famous yk 🙄

good at everything… it’s lowk invigorating sometimes bc he’s always outdoing you in everything. when you play games, he’s beating you; when you’re having fun at karaoke, he’s always out-singing you or showing off with his fancy riffs and harmonies; when you’re playing sports together, he always has a way of beating you, no matter what the sport. he even manages to do better at the simple task of making ramyeon. and we all know that’s only to list a few. it’s just so tiring having such a perfect bf 😔

박종성 ! JAY

jawline is too sharp… you cup his jaw as you kiss him then suddenly you hurt your hand on his sharp jawline !! it’s not fair that you have to sacrifice your hands every day just because he looks so good.

cooks for everyone… because he cooks so much, you can’t just be hanging out watching him be all hot and sexy as he cooks for everyone all the time !! you’ve had enough of back hugging him, cheek pressed against his firm back muscles (they’re so strong, it hurts your face !!), or smelling and eating all the delicious food,,, you just wanna spend alone time with your man, without the kitchen as the third wheel :’D your bf is just so husband material, and being able to provide for everyone aside from just you and him is just so, totally, very much, rlly unattractive (that’s sarcastic btw i actually couldn’t come up w any negative points to this why would anyone hate that about him-)

심재윤 ! JAKE

always has his tongue hanging outside of his mouth or his teeth sunk into his bottom lip with a smirk… no wonder my man always has ulcers lol jk i have no idea how that actually works,, but you can never kiss him cuz his mouth hurts !! but he’s too hot for you to handle anyways so- sometimes he’ll be all seductive with that smirk after swiftly swiping his tongue over his lips and you have to literally take a moment to compose yourself before he wraps his hands around your waist, biting his bottom lip before leaning in to kiss you,, oh my heart :’>

loves his dog too much… sure, loving layla taught him ways on how to love on his own future girl, but you didn’t realize how long it would take him to transfer the title of his most favourite girl from layla to you. you were always competing with a dog and yes, she’s cute but how was this fair?! so let’s just say it took many years of hard work and determination until you finally stole that hard earned title.

박성훈 ! SUNGHOON

doesn’t hang out with enough girls… so he has no experience when it comes to dating you. even before dating you, he was basically a total clutz. not being around girls enough made him feel nervous whenever he was around them due to lack of experience. and so whenever it came to you at first, he was always a nervous wreck and super awkward. and even after dating you, though he is so much better and confident, he still has his slip ups and tends to get super shy whenever you make him flustered (which occurs a lot more often than you’d imagine)! alexa play ‘super shy’ by newjeans 👖

too funny… he randomly comes out with these stupidly funny jokes or comments that make you laugh so hard, it makes your tummy, cheeks and lungs hurt. whenever you tell him you’re gonna die of laughter, you’re not joking.

김선우 ! SUNOO

too sassy… like why does he always have to react with his eye rolls or side eyes whenever you tease him, with that snarky scoff. and then when he’d tease you back, he’d just take the remarks to a whole other level. but occasionally this sass would be used in your favour; whenever a friend would tease you, he’d always get very defensive and have the best comebacks. actually depending on how close you two are with the friend, he once in a while would take the side of your friend and just tease you harder.

perfect figure… he outdoes you all the time. like sunoo give us ladies a chance to shine?? he’s always stealing the spotlight, it’s annoying sometimes !! 🙄 like yes, you (y/n) are always hot and super attractive (self confidence!!! you deserve to love yourself 😌) but for some reason people are always complimenting sunoo’s body instead of yours. but let me let you in on a little secret… it’s only because it’s obvious you’re the one who’s clearly more physically attractive. and who states the obvious these days anyway? hmph 😌

양정원 ! JUNGWON

too loveable… in other words,, there’s nothing to ever (playfully) hate on him with or tease him about !! so boring 👎👎👎 like you just constantly wanna love on him. he can be teasing you about an embarrassing moment of yours that happened just a couple minutes ago, and then you try to think of a comeback but then you take one glimpse into his eyes and suddenly you’re melting on the spot as your mind is wiped of everything you could’ve ever thought up in one quick moment. and suddenly you can only think about the things about him that give you warm, fluffy feelings. HE COULD BE DOING THE BARE MINIMUM AND YOURE FULL HEART EYES FOR HIM he’s just perfect. so unfair and so not fun 👎👎

duality… DOES HE EVEN UNDERSTAND THAT HE SHOULD HAVE YOUR HEART TO LOOK AFTER ???? like what about your well being ??? how about YOUR FEELINGS ???? like you’re constantly being emotionally pulled this way and that cuz one second he’ll be the cutest bf ever with his bread cheeks and fluffy smile when all of a sudden he has a dance to practice and all of a sudden he’s in performance mode, and his duality is just insane !!! is that even the same jungwonie that was with you just a second ago ???? i think not !!! smh

西村力 ! NI-KI

too tall; doesn’t stop growing… (if he’s a lot taller than you) how are you gonna kiss him?? how is he gonna kiss you?? no but even if he isn’t a lot taller than you now, this boy doesn’t stop growing. you won’t admit it but it’s actually really romantic and hot the way he’d do things to match your heights, such as the other day when he carried you onto the counter, stood between your legs, and pressed his lips against yours in the hottest kiss you’ve ever shared. it’s simply not okay ???

too good of a dancer… outdoes you in every dance game. like riki at least give us a chance??? i mean sometimes he does, but the competitive side of him always wins and he just ends up beating you anyways like always 🙄 also getting to watch him on stage is like seeing a whole other riki. you mostly know him for his goofy personality, but whenever you get to see him perform, he switches that off and enters his alter ego and it has to be the hottest thing you’ve ever seen. so you get the best of both worlds… which obviously isn’t healthy for your heart ???

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soobnny · 10 months

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classmate au | park sunghoon

❝ what do you have for lunch today? ❞

alexa play 0x1=lovesong

in your head, he’s the love interest with 0 interest in you🥲😢😢😢😢

it’s bc he’s so DAMN famous in your school

yes he’s your classmate .. ltrly in the same room but u cannot make conversation with him

he sleeps in class when he can like he will be DOZED OFF !!!!

nobody rly approaches the pretty boy

you’ve heard he’s rejected a handful of people before

you wont make a move for sure

so why does Park Sunghoon drag his seat so he’s sitting adjacent of you

why is he pulling out his lunch box and putting it on ur little table

WHY IS HE EATING WITH YOU

you don’t say anything when he does it

and he doesn’t say anything either

honestlyyyy…. it’s a little awkward like wtf is happening rn this is a Simulation

BUT you’re eating lunch together

and guess what

it becomes a constant thing too 😭

like he’d just silently drag his seat and you know he’s on his way to your table to eat lunch

is it because you’re one of the few people who eat in the room instead of the canteen??

tbh WHO CARES

unattainable campus crush park sunghoon is in front of you and eating lunch with you for some reason

it makes ur heart go crazy becos !!???!!!

he doesn’t rly acknowledge anyone

it’s bc he’s always busy being exempted for some competition

he finally starts talking to you when he sees you watching a yuzuru hanyu video during one of your little lunch sessions

tbh it was just a small video on tiktok that u scrolled by and returned to bc wow that spin was so cool

it’s when he starts making convo that u find out he’s actually SO funny and so unhinged

he’ll start laughing to himself 😕😕

also will tell the most UNFUNNY dad jokes

you only laugh because his laugh is so loud and so unrestrained

tho you do tell him his jokes are horrible

and he makes everyday a mission to tell you a joke that’ll genuinely make you laugh

it becomes your thing

he’ll just randomly show up in front of u and start cracking the most terrible joke

“rip boiling water. you will be mist!”

cue his laughter

you: 😐😐😐 not funny didn’t laugh

then sunghoon becomes more of a friend… not some unattainable crush figure !!! a friend !!!

some of his favorite things to do with you are watching videos during lunch AND sharing earphones while you listen to music

your fyp on tiktok now is both of ur shared interests

you even have a folder on each of ur phones for tiktoks u wanna share to each other that u pass by when u aren’t together

no he doesn’t send u the link like a normal person

sunghoon waits until class to show u so he can see ur reaction face to face

and the whole listening to music ??? u’ll just be seated side by side and staring into the distance sometimes

spacing out is wonderful <3

so now instead of sleeping .. he’ll just offer u an earbud so you can put it in your ear and listen to him

has a secret playlist for u (u don’t know this)

the photo for the playlist is the only photo u have together btw

it was when u were checking ur face on ur front cam and he just suddenly appeared in the back with a peace sign

it’s adorable

he bugged u to airdrop the photo 9284 times that day bc u refused to at first

it’s so 180 the way you suddenly become friends with him !!!!!

another thing he does is laugh at how you enjoy playing candy crush, calling you a grandma as if he doesn’t act like an old man

and then he gets so invested when you let him try

will cheat to get more lives and fuck up your time settings on your phone

btw he always talks about you A LOT 😭

his friends will know everything about you before you even meet them

“so, what level are you in candy crush?”, jake would ask the first time you meet

“excuse me, what??”

“sunghoon talks about you aaaall the time, it’s getting a little silly. like i know your go-to order at a cafe.”

“yeah like isn’t ur favorite color ___”

u look at sunghoon like ?????? and he just has a guilty smile on his face

but he doesn’t deny anything

you’d be shocked to suddenly see him as your seatmate one day like he rly switched with the person sitting next to you

laughing at your test paper scores together is also a fun little activity the two of u do

and then crying as you cram study in one of ur homes or on call when it gets too late

“hey can u help me with this chemistry question”

“ok give me a minute”

would open up those white board apps and screenshare his phone to start helping u with a part he understands but u don’t

he was 828283 screenshots of ur calls together

btw you CANNOT go to the library

you know that if you go to a library together … yall are NOT studying 😭

also u enjoy just shooting each other questions back and forth before the test

u would also probably come up with ways on how to cheat im sorry like u guys will have this whole grand scheme only to chicken out of it when u actually take the test

anyways

one day, you ask him why he had suddenly started eating lunch with you

bc like !!!! u’re happy he did but why so suddenly yknow

you’re grateful tho bc now u have someone to text like 25/8 and call whenever u’re bored

BUT U WANNA KNOW WHY. what started it

“i don’t know... i’ve always wanted to talk to you. you’re always so funny in class”

“and you didn’t say anything because??”

“i was gonna say something then i totally chickened out and then it was too late to say anything…. thank god for yuzuru hanyu.”

asks u to be his gf while teaching u figure skating for the first time

bc u finally ask him like dude why r u ALWAYS absent from classes

he’s like oh no biggie i’m ltrly just an athlete that competes in national events 😹😹😹

WTF !!!!!!!!

u knew he was competing in something but he never mentioned Figure Skating before

he is a fraud of a Friend

“sunghoon what does our friendship actually mean to u … WHERE IS THE LOVE”

but then he’ll go .. “want me to teach you?”

he’s forgiven now

“teach me figure skating??”

“yes” and he’s SOOOOO excited about it

he helps you find which skates to wear like he makes sure u have right size so ur feet don’t hurt

doesnt let u borrow those polar bears to hold onto

he can be ur polar bear

tho, when u do get tired .. he finally rents one and lets u sit on it while he pushes u around

it’s so much fun

except for when you fall

tho … it’s important for me to tell you that when you fall on your butt, he has heart eyes

and he holds your hands the entire time

he asks u to be his gf when you skate ur way across the rink without his help

sunghoon got so happy he just blurted it out

“be mine”

BYEEEEEE ofc u say yes

tho u think he’s joking at first

he does repeat it when you eat ramen after .. he’ll be like r u actually fr ??? did u actually say yes to me ??? u wanna deal with my jokes forever ??

oh dear

you should invite yuzuru hanyu to your wedding honestly 😭 thank u to ur fyp

note. credits to user @.luvknow for the layout of this post! last of the series, let me know what you think!

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underworld-park-offical · 5 months

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TOLKIEN: Zzzzzzzzrzrzrzrrzzzz

TOLKIEN: Zzazzazazezezezezezrzrzzrrzrrr

PHONE: ♪ I'M A BARBIE GIRL ♪

PHONE: ♪ IN THE BARBIE WORLD ♪

PHONE: ♪ LIFE IN PLASTIC ♪

PHONE: ♪ IT'S FANTASTIC ♪

TOLKIEN: Huhhheheehdbfd…

TOLKIEN: Huh

TOLKIEN: What

TOLKIEN: What the fuck?

TOLKIEN: Why is my phone going off?

TOLKIEN: Are the fucking queers calling me again?

TOLKIEN: Eeeeyup its them

TOLKIEN: What

GARY: Have you ever been beaten by a wet spaghetti noodle by your girlfriend cuz she has a twin sister and you got confused and fucked her dad, well that’s how it feels to drive a Ford F-250. That sounds really cool. But you know what else is cool? The new 2020 Ford F-150, winner of 10 J.D. power awards. Perfect for hauling big things and going long distances. But you want to go offroad? Try the new Raptor Edition, which cannot just go offroad, it is perfect for going extreme off-roading. You can go rock climbing or across a desert, really quickly. It is also good for the great American thing - BBQs! In fact, you can haul MORE than one oven! That's pretty cool, huh? So hurry, and buy the new 2020 Ford F-150, now for sale at your local Ford dealership. RED: Wgat RED: Stop RED: Stop speaking BEBE: Girl get the tape from the backseat RED: Already on it NICHOLE: Heyyyy Tolkien NICHOLE: Did I wake you?

TOLKIEN: …

TOLKIEN: No..

NICHOLE: Oh NICHOLE: That’s NICHOLE: That's good

TOLKIEN: What's going on

NICHOLE: So uhm NICHOLE: Ahahaha NICHOLE: Funny story

TOLKIEN: Nichole what did you do??

TOLKIEN: Did you fuckin

TOLKIEN: Commit fraud?

TOLKIEN: …

TOLKIEN: Again?

NICHOLE: What NICHOLE: No NICHOLE: Of course not NICHOLE: I am a law abiding citizen NICHOLE: Except for when it comes to the Barbie Movies

TOLKIEN: Okay? We’ve all pirated a Barbie Movie

TOLKIEN: What makes you special?

TOLKIEN: If it's not fraud or piracy what did you even do

NICHOLE: There’s a sentient advertisement in our Porsche now

TOLKIEN: …

TOLKIEN: Excuse me?

NICHOLE: Yeah uh NICHOLE: We saw Gary NICHOLE: Or G-4R-Y if you wanna use his actual name? NICHOLE: Fuck I don't know anymore NICHOLE: He was walking in the cold for some reason? NICHOLE: And you know how he only speaks in ads?

TOLKIEN: We all do

BEBE: Wait BITCH do you think we could reprogram him to be like

BEBE: An ALEXA???

GARY: Need some music for that impromptu dance off? Ask Alexa to play songs or playlists from Prime Music and Spotify so you're always ready to show off your sweet moves-if that's what you call them ;) "Amazon Echo: Alec Baldwin and Missy Elliott Dance Party Commercial" via @popisms :https://www.popisms.com/TelevisionCommercial/126873/Amazon-Echo-Commercial-2016 GARY: I really don't want you to see me like this. You need some entrance music. Alexa, play Alex dance playlist. Playing Alex playlist. That's dance music? Alexa, play Pep Rally by Missy Elliott. Really? Perfect! I got a little something for you. It's beautiful. Does this mean I'm gonna be in your next video? Let me see what you got. (Lyrics) Anything you want me to (Lyrics) Pep rally, pep rally, pep rally Oh, this a pep rally Pep rally, pep rally, pep rally Bounce, biggity bounce, biggity-biggity bounce, bounce Where my clappers that stomp? Now rock with it Bounce, biggity bounce, biggity-biggity bounce via @popisms : https://www.popisms.com/TelevisionCommercial/126873/Amazon-Echo-Commercial-2016 GARY: I’m Gary! The Mormon who advertises! RED: I mean RED: I’ll become a mechanic if it gets him to stfu 💀💀💀 WENDY: No- RED- NO PUT THE WRENCH DOWN! RED: FUCK YOU GARY: The future. You used to chase it. Now you’re living in it. The Wavefront is an all-electric automobile that propels driving into a new era. With sleek, aerodynamic design, and ultrasonic sensors that prevent collisions, there’s no more getting left behind. Life’s short. Drive fast. GARY: I’m Gary! The Mormon who advertises! RED: SHUT THE FUCK UP!! WENDY: RED!! NO!! BEBE: GIRLY POPS AS MUCH AS I LOVE YOU BEBE: I'M GONNA HIT A DEER IF YOU ALL DONT HUSH RED: WENDY LET ME GO I'M GONNA KILL HIM WENDY: WE ARE NOT KILLING THE AD NICHOLE: SHUT THE FUCK UP IM ON THE PHONE BEBE: SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M DRIVING!!!! RED: CAN I THROW HIM OUT OF THE FUCKING CAR??!?!?!?!?!? WENDY AND NICHOLE: NO!!! NICHOLE: Tolkien I'm gonna have to let you go NICHOLE: We might die- NICHOLE: RED PUT DOWN THE WRENCH YOU'RE GONNA KILL SOMEONE! RED: THAT'S THE GOAL!! GARY: As a parent, I want to know that my kids are safe wherever they are. That includes riding in the car. With the new Carpool Optic from Solar I can breathe easy knowing my kids will arrive where they need to safely – whether I am the driver or not. RED: AUGHHHH!!!!!! NICHOLE: I’m hanging up now NICHOLE: MMMMMMMMMOKAYBYE

TOLKIEN: Bye?

(Beep Beep Beep)

TOLKIEN: Jesus christ

TOLKIEN: (Yawn)

TOLKIEN: Man

KENNY: Hey

TOLKIEN: Ah!

TOLKIEN: Oh my god I got jumpscared by a fucking queer!

KENNY: Oh hardy har har har

KENNY: You got games on yo phone?

TOLKIEN: …

TOLKIEN: What

KENNY: Do you got games

KENNY: On yo phone

TOLKIEN: I mean like

TOLKIEN: I got like

TOLKIEN: Subway surfers??

TOLKIEN: If

TOLKIEN: If that works???

TOLKIEN: Uh

TOLKIEN: Ok?????

TOLKIEN: Here

KENNY: Thanks

KENNY: Oh yeah, can I call my sister while I play subway surfers?

KENNY: I gotta make sure she’s not

KENNY: Yknow

KENNY: Fuckin’ dead

TOLKIEN: No you’re gonna kill my damn battery

TOLKIEN: Just call your sister you dont need to play fucking subway surfers

KENNY: Fine

KENNY: Killjoy

TOLKIEN: Ugh

KAREN: I can't believe McDonald's served me that lukewarm fucking patty

KAREN: And then had the AUDACITY to tell me KAREN: That it gets cold over time!?!?

KAREN: I think they just undercooked it ON PURPOSE to make ME look like an idiot

TRICIA: Damn, that's crazy

(🎵 KAREN METAL 🎵 )

KAREN: OH MY GOD

KAREN: WHO'S CALLING ME AT EXACTLY 1:59 IN THE MORNING?!?!?

TRICIA: Bro just say 2 AM 💀

TRICIA: …

TRICIA: I can’t believe I just said that out loud

KAREN: WHAT?!?!?

KENNY: Hi

KAREN: WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME?!?!?

KAREN: DO YOU KNOW HOW LATE IT IS?!?!?!

KAREN: I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER

KENNY: Sis it's me

KAREN: UGHHHHH

KAREN: You missed your nail appointment

KENNY: Shiiiit that was today?

KAREN: You still owe me the money for it

KENNY: … KENNY: Karen, we don't have money, we’re poor

KAREN: Get a job

KENNY: …I do have a job

KAREN: Okay so then you have money?

KENNY: No

KAREN: That doesn't make sense

KENNY: Anyways- KENNY: You alive?

KAREN: Clearly

KENNY: Okay cool KENNY: So uh KENNY: There's demons around, I hope they find you and kill you and you die bye

KAREN: …What?

KAREN: Tricia do you know what the fuck he’s talking about?

TRICIA: No

TRICIA: Also stop calling on speakerphone

TRICIA: You remind me of my brother (derogatorily)

TRICIA: …

TRICIA: WHY DO I KEEP DOING THAT!?!??!

TRICIA: UGHHH

TRICIA: I’m gonna go yell at my brother by cursing me into the influencer gene pool

TRICIA: You wanna come?

KAREN: If I get to yell at someone, of course

TRICIA: Be-

TRICIA: …

TRICIA: I'm not even gonna say that

CRAIG: Who the fuck where you talking to

CRAIG: I feel like they were talking shit smh my head

KENNY: Oh just my bitch sister and your bitch sister

KENNY: Told her she was gonna die soon

CRAIG: LMAOOOO I’m dead 💀💀💀

KENNY: Lol it was funny she was so mad

TOLKIEN: I swear to god you guys are the same person sometimes

CRAIG: Smh my head no literally untrue

KENNY: Common Tolkien L

TOLKIEN: I want you both dead

CRAIG: …

KENNY: …

TRICIA: Okay where tf is blud

TRICIA: I'm gonna kill his ass

KAREN: Ugh

KAREN: He probably set up Kenny to fucking prank us

KAREN: Going to yell at them both when we find them

TRICIA: For real

TRICIA: Smh my fucking head

TRICIA: OH MY GOD CAN I STOP DOING THAT!?!?

KAREN: There's his door

KAREN: Should I kick it down?

TRICIA: No he will literally kill me

TRICIA: Instead we’re gonna go in his room

TRICIA: Steal all his shit

TRICIA: And fucking burn it

KAREN: Ohh yay! Property damage! My favorite!

TRICIA: Shhh shhh shhhh

TRICIA: Stfu

TRICIA: He’ll hear us

KAREN: No

KAREN: You're not the boss of me

TRICIA: Okay

TRICIA: On three

TRICIA: One- Two-

KAREN: THREE

KAREN: Ew it's so dark in here

KAREN: It smells like fucking Ccool Ranch Doritos in here

TRICIA: Shut the fuck up

TRICIA: He’s gonna hear you

TRICIA: I know where he keeps his Supreme hoodies

TRICIA: HOOOOOLY SHIT IS THAT A DEAD BODY!??!?!?!?

KAREN: AAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

KAREN: WE ARE GONNA DIE

KAREN: GET THE MANAGER!!

TRICIA: SHUT THE FUCK UP THE KILLER COULD STILL BE HERE YOU QUEERMO

GREGORY AND ESTELLA: Shhhhh he eepy

TRICIA: …

KAREN: …

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KAREN: …

TRICIA: …

KAREN: …

TRICIA: …

KAREN: …

TRICIA: …

KAREN: …

TRICIA: …

KAREN: …

TRICIA: …

KAREN: …

KAREN AND TRICIA: AAAAAAAAAAA-

TRICIA: Okay

TRICIA: HAILLLL NAWHHHHH

KAREN: I’m calling the police

TRICIA: That is the smartest thing you could ever do

KAREN: Hello? 911?

KAREN: Hi yeah, there's some queers in our house

KAREN: Please come

KAREN: Bye

(Edits made by @pissblanket and @cattpup5)

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lookismaddict · 1 year

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Lookism Chapter 438 Memes/Thoughts I Have:

(SPOILERS !!! I don’t own any of the Lookism panels and the translations. Only the memes that I made.)

God. It’s like every week, I get even more tired than the previous week. What has my life come to? I feel so dead inside.

Anyways, wooooo new chapter is here. Let’s goooooooo!!!

“DiD yOu JuSt HiT a CoP ?” Yeah mf. Call it “injustice” or a “crime”, IDC. Daniel gon beat yo ass GTA style. 😤

It’s ok Daniel, go get him!!!

*h e a v y s i g h*

. . .

PLEASE. EXCUSE ME FOR A SECOND WHILE I… “TAKE CARE OF SOME BUSINESS”.

*stays in the bathroom for about 30 min*

I'M KIDDING... not really.

BRUH EVEN DANIEL IS NAKED? AROUND GUN??? This is dangerous. 😭😭😭

OHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYY GAAAAAAAHHHHHDDDD.... SIRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!! THE WET HAIR THOOOOOO. 😩😩🤤🤤🤤🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴

I def know what I want for Christmas this year... 👀

Santa would definitely kill me in my sleep...

N S F W M E M E W A R N I N G !!!

(If you don't wanna see the inappropriate meme, just scroll past it.)

God, my 😺 been quivering... What? I bet those of you who read Rendezvous would agree that you want him too. I'M LOOKING AT YOU!! READERS WHO'VE READ THOSE CHAPTERS ACTING LIKE YOU HAVEN'T THOUGHT ABOUT IT, SMH. 👁👁 Don't lie.

Man, this is giving me mad inspiration to write again. Who knew that some steamy shower panels would bring me back to continue writing for that story? How ironic. 😅

YESSSSSS GUN BBG, MAN WHORE, DADDYYYYYYY. 🥰

DAAAAAAAAMMMNNNNN DANIEL, BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE FANCY FIGHTING SPINS!!! Also, "I'm gonna get punished severely when I get back." 🧐 Is Gun gonna make you give him 🧠 or nah? Like what?

BRUHHHHHHHHHH. DANIEL NOOOOOOOOOO!!! 😭😭😭

AWWWW BABY, DON'T BEAT YOURSELF UP ABOUT IT. JUST CONTINUE TO GIVE IT YOUR ALL!!! 🥺🥺

Awwwww shit... Is this where I think this is going...? 😭

Hey Alexa, play "Lose Yourself" by Eminem.

OMG WAIT. HE DOESN'T LOOK THAT DIFFERENT FROM WHEN HE WENT CRAZY MODE IN HIS OTHER BODY!!! :O God, it's like the same demon possessed Daniel or something.

OK DANIELLLLL!!! I SEE YOUUUUUU, KING!!!! 😩😩👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

AYO, IS THAT JAKE'S OLDER BROTHER??? 👀 HOW TF JAMES LEE KNEW ABOUT HIM AND NOT EVEN HIS OWN BROTHER, JAKE KIM KNEW ABOUT HIM UNTIL TOM LEE MENTIONED HIM??? 💀💀💀💀

Geez, I'm starting to feel bad for Jichang. Like, ok Daniel, I get it. Your fight with Jichang started because you're trying to find out more about Jinyoung and all that, but... y'all can't just... talk it out? 😅 "Civilized folks" style? No? Ok.

Oh crap... that's not good. 😬

B R U H. THESE PANELS GAVE ME MAD GOOSEBUMPS. SHIIIIIT. I HOPE DANIEL'S HOMIES ARRIVE!!!! 😖

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I KNEW ITTTTTTT!!! I TOLD Y'ALL WTF. 😭😭😭😭😭😭 I EVEN KNEW IT IN THE LAST REVIEW HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I GOT PSYCHIC POWERS. 🔮

SEE???? I CONCLUDED THIS LAST WEEK WITH MY OWN WORDS, BRUH. CALL ME A... G E N I U S. ✨ (Actually don't. I'm still a dumbass.)

"Thanks. I almost died just now." 💀💀💀💀 Idk why I thought that line from Hudson was funny to me LMFAOOO. Just caught me off guard because I mostly see him being so serious all the time. Also, Jichang... don't underestimate Daniel lol. It'll be your downfall if you do.

I stg. Almost every chapter, Daniel always gets even more attractive. 😍😍

I always see people comment on how Daniel is turning more into Gun due to how he has improved in fighting as the story progresses. HOWEVER, I've never heard Daniel becoming James Lee before and I find that concept very interesting. I'm not sure if PTJ is leading Daniel towards that path of him becoming the new "James Lee", since he is a self-righteous character who seeks truth.

Even though I find this moment to be very cool, I worry that Daniel might create more enemies for himself and I hope he doesn't kill anyone then spiral into long-term guilt like James Lee.

God, I still can't get over the GUN SHOWER PANELS. AHHHHHHHHH!!! HIM... NAKED??? I MEAN, COME ON MAN. HE LITERALLY IS EXPENSIVE ALCOHOL WHO REALLY AGED SO GOOD. SO TASTY. SO DELICIOUS. SO SCRUMPT-DIDDLY-UMPTIOUUUSSSSS!!! CALL ME A CONNOISSEUR, BUT HE CAN BE THE YAMATO TO MY HENNESSY, WITH HIS HIGH PRICED SEXY ASS. ��🤤🖤🖤🖤🖤

If any one mentions him in the shower, yk Imma be "showering" down there. 💦

ALSO, WE NEED MORE SHOWER FAN SERVICE PTJ. KEEP 'EM COMING!!!

The correct answer is "Both".

They'd be amazing Calvin Klein models.

Anyways, BYE- 🏃🏽‍♀️

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sweet-villain · 11 months

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A Hoping Prom~ B.H

@babyloutattoo89 @palomam18 @becca-alexa @sadbitchfangirl @alienthingstwo

Summary : You are going to Prom, Billy isn't until he finds out you are really gin by finding out the color of your dress.

It’s not every day you get to hear the laughter come from someone like Billy. He had his head thrown back in amusement, his stomach becoming to hurt.

The sudden feeling over came you of sadness and hurt. The chatter of the cafeteria fills your ears pulling you away from the sound of laughter from him. He was your best friend and you thought asking him to prom wasn’t going to cause him to laugh in your face.

“ I’m not much of dancer let alone at prom. It’s the last place I want to be at” Billy said as he folded his arms across his chest. He didn’t even notice the minimal glance you have stop giving him. Your attention focused on the Hellfire table as the sound of booming voice of dramatics of Eddie Munson pulls you away.

A snap in front of your face causes your staring to break and turned your head seeing Tommy smirking across the table from you.

“ The freak has caught your attention?” He asked. “ You got a thing for him?” Carol scoffs and chews at her gum in a way that makes you want to pull out her own hair for her.

“ Munson? That kid isn’t your type” Billy says as he leans back in his chair and throws his hands behind his head as he gazes at you.

“ You’re much more on the wild side” he snickers. You glare his way and throw a French fry at him. It hits him in the chest bouncing off onto the dirty floor of the cafeteria.

A heat of red appears on your cheeks causing you to mumble underneath your breath.

“ How do you know that?” Tommy asked as he leaned over closer to Billy. “ Are you going to share the details?”

“ You’re disgusting Tommy” you scoffed and getting out from your seat with the half full tray of food in your hands. “ I lost my appetite, thanks to you jerks” Tommy pretended to pout as he laughed thinking it was funny.

“ We were just messing around. Sit back down” Billy says. He frowns seeing you walk to the trashcan and dumping your food out. He glares over to Tommy who shuts his mouth right away seeing the death glaring look on Billy’s face.

“ I’ll see you around” you tell Billy heading to the doors of the cafeteria. You weren’t too hungry today anyways. You were more upset rather the fact that Billy, your best friend didn’t want to go to prom. It only happens only once.

You had already bought yourself a dress after going dress shopping with Robin who promised you that if Billy didn’t go with you to prom, she would. Even though she had asked Vicky already and they were going.

A hand catches you off guard when you headed down to your locker room making you jump.

“ I’m sorry for scaring you. I saw you heading out the door and I thought to check on you” Robin says as she sends you a comforting smile.

“ It’s nothing” you shook your head rather not wanting her to worry about a silly little thing like Billy telling you how prom was stupid. I mean in his way, he did. He declined on going and he thought it was the most stupidest thing to go to.

“ He said no, didn’t he?” She asked, her lips pulled up in a thin smile reaching her hand out to rub your arm. You nodded your head with a sigh.

“ Well, don’t be upset. I’lll make a better date then” she sends you a comforting smile reassuring that you’ll be able to go to prom.

“ What about Vicky?” Robin’s shoulder slugged down as she shrugged.

“ She has work and can’t make it, it’s us then” she hooks her hand around your elbow leading you towards the locker explaining how wonderful it was going to be. But you can’t help but feel like maybe it was better to never bring it up to Billy. He didn’t really know you were going.

“ What would I do without you?” You asked. She shrugged, “ The same thing Harrington would do. Not survive.” You shoved at her shoulder playfully and got some books out of your locker for the next class.

“ Wait, what about your lunch?” You asked almost forgetting that she walked out of the cafeteria. “ I was done with it anyways” she says. “ What class do you have next?” She asks.

“ English” you mumbled getting out the book you needed to read for class along with your notebook. “ You share that one with Billy, right?” You nodded your head.

“ He sits right next to me too” you groaned throwing your head back forgetting that he was going to bug you and try to talk to you.

“ At least you’ll see Steve and I after school. Right?”

“ Right” you nodded your head. “ I brought my bike with me” you mumbled.

“ Billy didn’t drive you?” You shook your head. “ No, he said something about waiting for Max” you nodded your head remembering he was going to wait for her.

The bell rang signaling you both ended to head to your next class which wasn’t far from where you were heading towards too.

“ I’ll see you later” she sends you a smile as she heads to her own class while you head towards the door near the nearest to the right. You opened the door, the first one in the class as the teacher turned their head to glance at you.

“ Ah, Miss Y/N, you’re really early for class. Usually you had Mr. Hargrove by your side” you shrugged setting your things down on your desk and plopping down.

“ Is something bothering you?” They asked but you stared blankly at the desk as the rest of the students walked into class. You opened your notebook and grabbed a pen to doodle some as the class was going to go by.

A nudge on your foot let you know that Billy had sat down and now he was asking for your attention. Your pen stopped to glance at his boot before going back to your drawing. He leaned in to tug on your sleeve.

“ Are you mad at me or something?” He asked. “ I feel like you are” you give him a side way glance putting a finger to your lips for him to pay attention to class. His eyebrows frowned in confusion on what you were on about to pay attention in class when you knew he never paid attention. The girl that sat in front of you turned around and gripped the back of the chair as she spoke.

“ Are you going to prom?” She asked. “ What color is your dress?” She asks.

“ I am, it’s blue” you gently smiled at her. She gasped and squealed causing the teacher to stop talking. “ There is no talking in my class, would you two like a detention?” They asked.

“ No sir” you both answered as she swiftly turned around in her chair. A small piece of paper landed on top of your notes. Billy. You glanced at him noticing he was watching and pointing towards the note to open it.

You took the piece of paper in your hands and slowly opened it to reveal a question asking you that your really going to prom which you gave him a nod and threw the note back at him.

The rest of the class went by faster than you could blink. You were too busy doodling in your notebook to notice Billy eyes. His hand supported his head as he kept staring at you.

It’s not that you found it weird that he did but it wasn’t like him at all. The bell rang which you thankfully stood up from your seat and headed to the door.

“ Why would you go to prom?” Billy caught up to you, catching your shoulder.

“ Because Billy, I want to have a prom moment. I want to be able to dance and have fun with my friends”

“ But you hate dressing up” he says. “ You hate dresses”

“ Not on a day like this” He shook his head, curls bouncing. “ who’s your date?” He decided to ask. His heart raced at the thought of you dancing with another guy that wasn’t him.

He hated prom but you were going and now he might of missed his chance.

“ Robin” you answered, shrugging. “ like I said I like to enjoy it with my friends. Anything else or are you going to be ask me more questions?”

He shook his head. He felt your tone was bitter and not really that friendly like you usually are with him. Has he done something wrong?

Bodies pass him in the hall as he stood there staring at the back of your head making your way to your next class which he didn’t share with you.

“ What are you staring at?” Tommy asked coming up to him. “ Did some chick leave you hanging or something?’ He asks. “ Shut up Tommy” Billy muttered to him leaving a confused Tommy H behind as he grumpily walked out the doors to his car.

He patted his pockets for a cigarette looking for his pack.

“ Hi Billy” a few girls gushed and giggled at him. He paid no mind to them as he hurried to his car and leaned against it to have a smoke. Something was bothering him but he had no idea what. His mind raced with thoughts.

Thoughts of you. The way your hair flowed in the wind. The way you laughed. The way you laughed at his stupid jokes. The way your eyes crinkled when you laughed.

The way you looked at him as if he given you the world with one word. The way you’d wrap your arms around him and took care him. You made him feel safe.

It’s not when your last class had ended that he knew what this feeling was and it scared him.

He watched you walk out the doors, waving to your friends and heading towards your bike that was lined up with the others.

He finished his cigarette by now and starting on his second one when you got onto the bike and paddled past his car without another glance at him.

He knew where you were headed. Either home or Family Video where he dreaded that you were friends with Steve Harrington.

He had a bitter taste in his mouth once he found out that you two were friends. His blood boiled that Steve Harrington had your attention. Some of it.

You promised Billy that Steve was your friend and you weren’t about to lose him since you and Steve were friends since the beginning of high school.

You were there for his King Steve days and you planned on staying his friend. If Billy didn’t like it, which he didn’t. Then, he’d have to accept that you weren’t going to drop Steve just like that.

“ You two dating or something?” Billy would ask.

“ No, it’s not like that. Steve just my friend, not my type”

Billy nodded his head and left it at that. He didn’t want to push it to find out who’s the person you like or if there was anyone. There was a strange gut feeling in his stomach when he asked that. He couldn’t put his finger on it.

Now, he knows what the feeling is and he was going to chase it.

You haven’t talked to Billy for the rest of the following two days as you were too busy helping Robin out in music room.

Billy had waited by your locker only to have you already gone or staying after. He’d past the music room watching through the small window as you cleaned up the stands, the instruments and the notes as Robin chatted your ear away.

Once or twice you had caught him staring through the window and looked away not bothering to run to the door and talking to him.

You didn’t feel like anything needed to be said even though you missed him dearly. He missed you too. Max would ask him what has he done now to upset you and Billy shut her up with “ Shut it, shit bird.”

“ You know he likes you” Max says one day when she catches you one morning. You rose your eyebrow as you looked around seeing who she was talking about.

She rolled her eyes as she pointed to Billy. “ As much as you two are attached at hip, he does like you.”

“ Don’t lie to me, Max. I have enough on my plate” you mumbled. “ Last night I stayed up sowing the bottom of my dress because it ripped a little when I tried it on.”

“ So, you’re not going to prom?”

“I don’t know” you mumbled. “ I feel like everything is starting to be a mess. I can’t seem to do anything right anymore.”

Her eyebrows frowned together in worry and placed her hand on your arm, giving it a squeeze.

“ Breathe in, and breathe out. You do remember what that is, right?” She asks. You chuckled. “ I know what that is.”

“What are you on about, shit bird?” Billy asked as he stood besides her. He glances over to you and sends you a small smile. One of those rare smiles he does.

“ You skipping today?” He asks. “ With prom and all” he motions with his hand.

“ No” you responded. Max gives you a look. You send her one back.

“ I’ll see you in class, bye Max” you waved her rushing to school.

“ Are you skipping today?” Max mocks him, with an eye roll. “ Seriously Billy?”

“ What do you want?” He asks her.

“ Try taking her to prom or going to prom. You might learn a thing or two about girls”she says shaking her head as she grips her bag walking off leaving Billy to mumble to himself.

Billy was too lost in his thoughts throughout the day to barely noticing anyone talking to him or even mention of his name.

His step sister Max had a good point there, if he was going to tell you how he felt than what better way than to show up to prom and surprise you. Surprise everyone for that matter.

“ Hey Harrington!” He shouted seeing Steve stepping out his car to greet Robin but then his eyes fall on Billy who’s walking his way. “ What can I do for you, Hargrove?” Steve asks.

“ I didn’t come here to fight you, I need to borrow a suit. Do you know where I can get one?” He asks.

Steve looks to Robin in confusion on why Billy Hargrove was asking him this question.

“ You’re not serious are you?” Robin asked him.

“ What does he need a suit for?” Steve asked with his hands on his hips as it’s not as clear as day for him on what Billy was on about. Robin pinched the bridge of her nose in annoyance.

“ Dingus, he needs it for prom. P.R.O.M. You know, that thing where you dance and have fun?”

“ You’re gong to prom?” Steve asked looking at him shocked. “ Since when do you do prom?”

“ I don’t have time for your stupid questions, Harrington. Do you or do you not know where I can get a suit?” Steve looked at. Robin as the two shared a look with smirks on their faces.

“ I don’t like the looks on both your faces” Billy points a finger at them.

You on the other hand were confused to why Billy was talking to Steve without raising his hands at him and Robin too for that matter. He never talks to her. What gives?

You watch them exchange some words before Billy walks to his car. You shrug it off as you needed to get ready for tonight.

Nancy was coming over to help you out since your mom was out of town for the week.

Billy knew the color of your dress would be and looked around Steve’s living room to spot anything similar that he can give you to match your dress.

Surely Mrs. Harrington had something like flowers that would go with your dress. Billy stood there clueless as he waited for Steve to fetch one of his father’s suits.

Billy was on the larger sized and he was muscular than Steve.

“ Any day now, Harrington” Billy shouted through the house already aware his parents were away. Robin comes around the corner with some flowers she picked out from the back of the garden that she was sure Mrs. Harrington wouldn’t mind.

“ You found them” he says. He noticed the blue bells right away as he was sure they were the color of your dress. “ You know why she chosen blue as her dress, right?” Robin asked.

Billy looked at her clueless.

“ Oh Hargrove, you’re so dumb” he was about to tell her off when she stopped him with her next words.

“ She wore blue because it’s your favorite color and it matches your eyes too. She loves your eyes” his mouth a jar and he blinked his eyes a couple of tines. He has never heard you say that you loved his eyes or yet talk about his favorite color.

He mentioned it to you once and that was it.

“ She’s really into me isn’t she?” Billy asked. Robin gives him a looks.

“ Right, stupid question”

“ You think?”

Steve comes running down the steps with a suit and Billy notices the blue in it. The dress shirt. It silk and it’s perfect for him.

“ Your daddy won’t mind if I borrow this?” Steve scrunched up his nose and shook his head. “ I don’t think he will notice it was gone out of his closet” Steve says.

Billy took the suit out of Steve’s hands, giving him a look.

“ This doesn’t change anything” he point to him. “ I still get to kick your ass” he adds.

“ I didn’t doubt it, but it’s you who’s going to get your ass kicked” Steve says. “ I mean I landed a punch or two last time. You know I did”

“ Whatever helps you sleep at night, Harrington” Billy didn’t know how to thank him but instead he mumbled a thanks to Robin who stood shocked after hearing him.

“ Did he just say thank you?” Steve asks, pointing his thumb at Billy who asked where the bathroom was to change. “ Down the hall to your left” Steve answered not even looking at him as he was still trying to figure out hearing Billy say thank you.

Some kinds words he ever heard from Billy.

“ He did” Robin nodded. “ It’s nice” she adds.

While Billy changed into his suit, you were getting ready with Nancy by your side in her own dress. She had volunteered at prom since Jonathan couldn’t make it to take her. You felt bad for her but she reassure you she was okay and would rather watch the happy couples dance.

“ Do you think Billy will show up?” You asked her with hope in your eyes staring at her in the mirror.

She had fixed up your a bit, adding some hair spray in it before placing the bottle on the sink. Her hands fall onto your shoulders as she looks back at you through the mirror.

“ I hope he does, look at what he’s missing out on” She says eyeing your dress you were in. “ You’re so beautiful” she says.

“ Thank you, but so are you” she waved her hands like she didn’t believe you and looked at you once more. “ You’re going to be the center of attention tonight”

“ No, stop” you shook your head. “ No need” she giggled taking your hand leading you out the bathroom and downstairs. She was going to take the car and drive you to prom.

Billy walked out of the Harrington bathroom to have Robin and Steve look at him. The suit fit perfect for him, his dress shirt was unbutton showing his necklace and his chest a bit like usual. He did look good.

“ You clean up real good” Robin says.

“ Yeah, you do” Steve agrees. “ I mean, not better than me but still you do” Steve mutters.

“ Not a word about this to anyone. I don’t need anyone to find out that I had help from Steve Harrington of all people”

“ You make me feel so much better about myself” Steve mutters with an eye roll.

“ Billy?” Robin calls out him catching his attention. He eyes her for a moment.

“ What?” He asks.

“ Don’t hurt her” she says. “ She’s been through quite a lot and I don’t need to pick up the pieces.”

“ Me too, otherwise you’ll have us to worry about with a couple of other kids” Steve says.

“ I won’t”

“ You love her” Robin says. It doesn’t need a rocker science to figure it out that Billy does love you. He wouldn’t doing this if he wasn’t. He didn’t want to be just your best friend, he wanted more and he was tired of the other girls chasing after him. He wanted you.

“ This song blows” you say to Nancy with your hands on your hips. “ There aren’t a lot of people here too” you looked around with your heart racing in hopes to spot Billy dancing with a girl by his side. But he was not where near in sight as you thought he would be.

“ Go sit down for a moment, you don’t look very good” Nancy says giving your shoulder a squeeze. “ I’ll take you home if you aren’t up to it when I check on you in a few” she says.

You follow her instructions sitting down one of the chairs that were put out with your elbows on your knees and your head supporting by your hands.

You had noticed in the far corner that Eddie was dancing on the floor with Gareth, Jeff by his side acting like goofballs as well making you laugh.

The Camaro came to a stop, Billy sat in the driver seat feeling his heart racing and he felt his hands shake as his breathing picked up. He could do this. He was going to do this.

He had to do this. He wasn’t a chicken. A knock on his window startled him.

He opened his eyes glancing over to the window seeing Steve was the one who knocked on it. He rolled it down with annoyance.

“ What now, Harrington?”

“ Just wanted to wish you luck” he says tapping the window.

Billy scoffs, “ Get out of my sight before I-“ he didn’t finish his sentence as Robin pushed Steve out of the way and leaned her head in Billy’s car.

“ You’re still sitting here? Get to moving lover boy” she says. “ We don’t have time” she says.

Billy grumbled underneath his breath and opened the car door as he stepped out. He straighten out his suit that he was wearing, getting frustrated with the jacket as he took it off and hooked it over his shoulder with one hand while the other held the flowers he was going to give to you.

“ Who knew Hargrove was a romantic?” Steve asked, chuckling.

“ That’s it” Billy says ready to run at Steve but Robin stopped him with a shout.

“ You get your ass in that gym and look for her, then walk up to her and tell her how you feel or I will personally drag you by your ear in there” Robin says with her hands on her hips.

The two boys look at her then at each other.

“ I have a girl to win” Billy says walking past Steve who clapped for him like they were friends for a moment. Billy threw him a glare over his shoulder telling him to knock it out before he knocked him out.

“ Enough of that, dingus” she took him by the ear and dragged him along while he wined to let him go.

You were looking around the gym with the last hope in your eyes when your eyes stop at the door.

You rose from the chair quicker than you could blink seeing him standing there with his jacket over his shoulder in one hand while flowers in his other hand. His curls were in his eyes as he looked around the room to spot you. He looked really pretty right now.

Your stomach tied in knots as the whole gym had stopped playing music and all eyes were on him. Billy felt his cheeks brightened in red as he was center of the attention. You slowly made your way over to him that he could spot you better if he was looking for you. Indeed that he was as his own eyes lock with yours.

People backed off as Billy approached you.

“ Hi” you say to him. “ You clean up nicely”

He chuckles, “ Thanks, I had help” he shrugs as he looks away not wanting to give it away that Steve and Robin had helped him with this.

“ Are those for me?” You asked pointing to the flowers. “ They look very familiar” your eyebrows knitted together as you tried to piece together where you saw them before. Mrs. Harrington’s garden.

“ Oh you didn’t, Steve helped you?” Billy made a “ shhh” sound as he playfully glared at you. He doesn’t need everyone to know that he got help from Steve Harrington of all people.

“ It’s sweet that you asked for help” He shrugged like he’s answering that he really didn’t but he did. Billy forgot for a moment why he was there.

He hands you the flowers which you bring up to your nose to smell. You love them.

“ Didn’t know you were such a romantic?” You asked with an eyebrow raised.

“ I come with full of surprises” Billy says as he steps closer. His hand reaches for your own in his hands. Billy doesn’t care as hush whispers surround you two and he doesn’t care the looks the two of you were giving.

“ What made you want to come to prom?”

“ There is this girl that I can’t keep my mind off, there is a girl that makes me feel nervous, makes me feel wanted, makes me feel alive and makes me feel…safe” he whispers the last word because only you know what that means.

“ Billy…” you gasp at his words. His hand reaches out to brush a hair behind your ear.

“ It’s you, it’s been all you along that I was too afraid to be with. To crave. To touch. To feel. I was afraid that I’d have feeling for you and you’d laugh at my face”

“ I would never laugh at you. I’d only laugh with you”

He softly smiles as his thumb runs over your knuckles.

“ Do you wanna dance?” He asks.

“ Please” you nodded as he led you to the dance floor where soft music began to play. He took the flowers from your hands and hands it off to someone as he takes a hold of your hips with both hands while his forehead rested on yours.

“ I’m not much of a dancer” he says.

“ This is perfect” you tell him putting your arms around his neck and smiling up at him.

“ Just like you” he says, sweetly. Your cheeks betted red as you tried to loo away from him but he wasn’t having it as one of his hands cup your cheek bringing you back to look at him.

His smile dropped from his face and he leaned in closer, and closer until you felt his breath on your lips.

“ Kiss me” you tell him. His lips softly falls on yours as they move as one while you two swayed to the soft music at the same time. His lips felt right against yours and they felt like home.

He felt like home to you. Being in his arms is where you belonged.

“ They are so cute” Robin gushes as she watches.

“ I think I wanna throw up” Steve says holding his stomach as his face scrunches up in disgust.

Billy pulls away from you and takes your hand as he twirls you around and brings you back into his arms. His forehead falls back on yours.

“ If it wasn’t clear, I know I love you Billy Hargrove”

He chuckles as he nods, “ I know” he doesn’t say it back because it’s not the easiest for him but he gives your hand four squeezes as his way of telling you he loves you too.

#Billy Hargrove #imagine Billy Hargrove #jewls writes #Billy Hargrove x you #Billy Hargrove x reader #Billy Hargrove x y/n #Billy Hargrove x female reader #stranger things x reader

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messenger-of-stupidity · 9 months

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However, Your Mother

Welcome back to another Shaw Mates Group Chat Post that totally hasn't been sitting completed in my drafts for over a month because I forgot to post it nope not at all that would be utterly ridiculous ahahaha

This is pretty short though because my brain has been filled with angst for the past several months and crack isn't really doing much for me atm.

CW: Angel is back on their crack shit but keeps getting rejected, Baabe is living for the gossip, Sweetheart is a bit more active, Sam just wants some normality but he should know better by now fr fr

Actual CW: Crack, Cursing, Shenanigans, GN Listeners, Any gendered terms are purely for the memes and should not be taken seriously in any kind of way.

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Sweetheart: My supervisor is literally dog turds

Angel: i dont know whether to be happy i wasnt first or upset that u didnt say cat litterbox droppings

Baabe: what happened invisi?

Sweetheart: Were circling back to that nickname later. Whats wrong is that theyre making me stay late

Angel: but but 2nites mate nioght

Sweetheart: I know it is thats why Im upset

Baabe: theres only one thing left to do. we cause a error in the computer system and hold their information hostage so that way invisi can sneak out. get it? sneak? cause theyre a stealth? im so funny.

Sam: I knew it was too much to hope that for once this was a normal and legal conversation, and yet I did so regardless. Good lord.

Angel: vamp daddy

Angel: welcome to another episode of davey is gonna kill me

Baabe: whatd you do?

Angel: hol up a sec i need to wait for invisi and vamp daddy to be here

Baabe: if this was discord we could @ them.

Angel: omg it would be so fun to have a mates disc call

Baabe: IT WOULD

Sam: This is the highest level of my tolerance. I don't think I could handle a group call with all of you. Especially without David to monitor.

Angel: davey do be a sexy supervisor vroom vroom

Sam: I'm never going to be able to look at David the same now. Thank you for that.

Angel: yw now where is my invisible hoe

Baabe: imma call them.

Angel: that just leaves vamp daddy and me (っ˘ڡ˘ς)

Sam: Oh dear lord.

Angel: nope just me

Sweetheart: Whatd I miss

Baabe: angel fucked up again.

Sweetheart: Oh good

Angel: cool now that everyones here

Angel: how does one get dough off high ceilings and back into the kitchen

Sam: Do I even want to know how you managed that?

Baabe: by asking you have become complicit. congrats!

Sam: Shit.

Sweetheart: Before I tell you I wanna know how tf you managed to do that

Angel: so i was making pizza rite

Baabe: its gonna be a multi text situation. neat.

Angel: and the impulsive urge to yeet that motherfucker at the ceiling with the force of a thousands suns came upon this bitch

Sam: And that should be a lesson in control, kiddos.

Angel: but i couldnt do it in the kitchen because i wasnt in the kitchen

Sweetheart: Then where tf were you

Angel: in davey and me bedroom

Baabe: omg this keeps getting better. i cant wait to tell Ash.

Angel: we have hella high ceilings so i got on the bed and threw the dough at the ceiling

Angel: now its stuck and davey is gonna come home any minute

Sweetheart: I lied I have no idea how to get pizza dough off high ceilings I just wanted to hear the story hehehehe

Angel: ((유∀유|||))

Baabe: all mates are wonderful. all werewolves are awesome (except chrissy all my homies hate chrissy) but Ash is by far the best. <3

Angel: omg i literally luv my house husband

Sweetheart: Disagree what evidence do you have

Baabe: three words invisi.

Angel: i love you

Baabe: no

Angel: rejected by my waifu im never gonna financially recover alexa play the wheels on the bus

Baabe: breakfast. in. bed.

Sweetheart: Three words for you

Angel: i love you

Sweetheart: No

Angel: rejected twice in one day by my waifus alexa play arabian nights

Sweetheart: Crumbs. In. Bed.

Sam: Why was this what I had to come in to?

Angel: sam wont reject me will u vamp daddy

Sam: Without hesitation I absolutely will.

Angel: im literally gonna kms ༼ ༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ༽

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #redactedverse #redacted shaw pack #redacted shaw pack mates #redacted pack mates group chat #redacted angel #redacted baabe #redacted sam #redacted sweetheart #redacted davey #redacted ash #shaw pack mates group chat

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vxntagedior · 2 years

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helloooo you !!

can you do something with a reader older of 4 years than vinnie and she is a really famous actress ( she could have played in euphoria fir example ) and she announces their relationship on a tiktok and everyone starts mocking her because of the fact that he said on one of his stream that he wanted alexa and zendaya to have his babies and he didn’t mention her. so everyone is confused because she is a desi girl and not a latina <3

celebrity crush

pairing | vinnie hacker x fem!actress!reader

warning | angst, age gap (4 years), shit fans, protective!vinnie, fluff ending

word count | 517

It was your idea to bring your relationship to the public. Vinnie was happy with whatever you decided, your happiness made him happy.

You had millions of followers on each of your platforms, your Tiktok having the most, second to your instagram. Most were videos of you behind the scenes of Euphoria, messing with the cast and showing some deleted footage.

No one knew you had been dating Vinnie for the past few months. The two of you met through Larray, one of your first friends you made when you moved to LA.

Since then, it had been smooth sailing for the two of you. You'd come over to the Hype House every once in a while when you weren't busy and spend a few nights there.

You were caught in a few blogs on Thomas's channel and no one really chalked it up to anything because you were friends with all of them.

The video you posted was a trend going around, girlfriends posting their favorite pictures of your boyfriend. You had posted a few, one from your first date, a picture Mia took when the two of you were cuddled on one of the bean bags and a few more you had over the past few months.

And to say everyone wasn't expecting it was an understatement. Many fans of yours who had been with you since the beginning saw sweet the two of you were and congratulated you on the relationship.

But many of Vinnie's 'diehard' fans started bashing you, saying how older you were than him, how he really was with you so he could get closer to Alexa or Zendaya.

The source came from one his streams way before the two of you started dating, when season 1 had came out, your character wasn't introduced yet, he expressed his crush on Alexa and Zendaya.

You had deleted the video not even 24 hours later, turning off all your comments, becoming a hermit.

Vinnie wasn't dumb, he saw the comments on your recent post and how they started talking about you in his own comment section.

You hadn't came to visit him since staying at your own apartment. You gave Vinnie a key a few weeks ago, trusting him enough to come.

"Is it true?" You asked him when you saw him walk into your bedroom.

"Of course not, why would you say that." He frowned. "I just turned 18 when I said that, and the show just came out, I already knew nothing was gonna happen.

But then by some miracle I was able to meet you, see how smart, funny, kind you were and fell in love with you. It was some celebrity crush, that's it, you're my celebrity crush now."

"Really?" You asked hopefully.

"Course," He smiled. "And who gives shit about what people say, they're just jealous because I'm dating an actress and they aren't. There is going be so much hate in this career but you are strong, yeah?"

"Yeah." You confirmed, feeling so much better than you were just an hour ago. "Love you."

"Love you too."

#vinnie hacker x reader #vinnie hacker x fem!reader #vinnie hacker x girlfriend!reader #vinnie hacker #vinnie hacker x actress!reader #vinnie hacker x older!reader

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cerisia76 · 5 months

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💅, 💖, 💔 and 🔮 for the Barbie ask game

Let's go!

💅Unpopular Barbie movie opinion: I have quite a lot to be honest but I will go on and say The Barbie movie 2023 was absolutely disrespectful of Barbie movies fans. It's the kind of movie that could have been done with any doll brand and chose to completely ignore Barbie and Ken's character, making their Ken an insult to the Ken we've seen on screen during our whole childhood. The real Ken is a kind-hearted person, who lives to be with Barbie yes, but who also has his own personality and dreams and who is happy to be a trophy-husband. The writers of this movie definitly never watched a Barbie movie or Barbie Life in the Dreamhouse. Also the fans of this movie become crazy when I say this point. Their favourite argument is "But Ken isn't real, don't talk about him as if he was alive or your lover" just because I said "Ryan Gosling's Ken isn't the Ken I know and love". I mean, this movie was the biggest disappointment I had in 2023. Also Princess and the Pauper is overrated (doesn't mean it's bad either don't worry it's amazing) and I don't get why it's considered the best Barbie movie. Top 5 or top 3? Easily but the best and if you disagree you're wrong or refusing to see the truth? Nah sorry.

💖 I'm gonna give three. My favourite character of all times, my favourite character played by Barbie and my favourite male character. If you've been following me for a long time you probably already know these three characters. Let's start with my guy:

Dominick is basically the reason why i always have too high standards. He's the guy who just wanted to find a girl who'd love him for his personality rather than his position and who was ready to do everything he could for it to happen. He's the guy who felt in love with a girl and when he realized she wasn't the person he thought she was, still took the time to discover by himself if she was that girl he had felt in love with. When he realized it, he proposed and when she refused because she wanted to go live her dream, he let her go without hesitation and was ready to wait his whole life for her to return without any certitude that she'd come back. All of this because her happiness was more important for him than his own. This is pure love and that's why I love him so much.

My favourite Barbie character is also an easy bet:

Corinne is the person I'd like to be. The nice girl who always tries her best and who's got enough self-esteem to never let anyone tell her what she can and can't do. She's a badass, she's funny, she's iconic and she's sweet. She is an amazing person but she's also really human because she has flaws. She's stubborn and goes into adventure and danger without thinking twice, never having a plan B, she's terribly clumsy sometimes and that makes her a full character because we can see how these flaws impact her in the movie.

And no surprise again, my favourite Barbie character has always been and will always be:

Alexa from Barbie and the Diamond Castle. She's the character i always related to the most. She's a good person who wants to do what's good but she's also realistic and doesn't want to die or to put herself and the people she loves in danger. She follows her emotions, sometimes too much and it can cause her trouble but at the same time it's her biggest quality. She's a beautiful soul who is put in a situation where she can't be the hero because she cares too much about her life and we needed her in the movie. Liana's "I'm always doing the right thing and being the perfect protagonist" attitude would have made the movie insufferable if it hadn't been opposed to Alexa's "I know you want to do the right thing and I want to do it too but not if it means losing my life" attitude. Like they were necessary to each other but Alexa stands out because she's the more realistic one. She's scared to be left behind when she sees her bestfriend girlfriend starting to put another girl as her priority. Is it stupid jealousy? Yes but it's due to insecurity and a terribly precure situation where you have to remember her house got burned because of this other woman. A woman she also really cares about and like but can't help feeling jealous of. Alexa is that character who's so much more than what it seems and I love her with all my heart.

💔: Okay I know some people will find it strange considering Chelsea the lost birthday exists but it's Barbie Princess Power. The reason is easy: I never watched Chelsea the lost birthday and don't plan to. While I had to suffer the watch of Barbie Princess Power three times in my life because my youngest brother kinda liked it. I just find it so bland, annoying, badly colored and just overall uninteresting that I can't stand it. And yes I think there are other movies that are worse but at least I can watch them without being so annoyed and irritated by my watching. Like really I want to jump out of the window when I watch this horrifying piece of fluo colors. Don't worry I'm watching Barbie movies on the ground floor.

🔮: That's a hard one to be honest... But I would really like to see an adaptation of Snow White and Rose Red. Like this fairytale was one of those I was reading again and again in my childhood. I would love to see Barbie play Snow White and Barbie (Brooklyn) or Teresa play Rose Red. They don't have to be sisters but I'd like the story to follow the same path with the bear being a prince, Snow White falling in love with him and marrying him but at the same time I want to see Rose Red meet the prince's cousin, a girl, and progressively fall in love with her. I would like the dwarf being really mean and actually causing trouble and the girls seeing it, still try to help him because they are nice but then, realize not everyone deserves the kindness you give them. The bear/prince deserved it because in return he was nice, polite and a good person. The dwarf doesn't because he's mean, cruel and wouldn't have hesitated to kill the girls if it meant he would be safe. That would be a good call-back to the movies we've had in the 2000s but also include some themes we talk about more in today's world.

#barbie movies #barbie movies ask #barbie ask #barbie #alexa diamond castle #barbie and the diamond castle #barbie the princess and the pauper #king dominick #corinne barbie #barbie and the three musketeers #corinne d'artagnan #snow white and rose red #the barbie movie 2023 #barbie princess power #anti barbie princess power

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sometimesanalice · 3 months

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Hello, Alexa!☺️

How are you?

A bit of a random Q, but! I remember you saying that the first fanfic you wrote

was ‘Oh Christmas Tree' and I was just wondering if there was any other fandoms

you ever thought about writing for? Even if you don’t want to publish them! :) An even more general question, what other fandoms would you say you're into?

I know it's a little random, but I just love hearing about other people's interests/loves! 🥰

(I’m sorry if you’ve answered these in some way before)

Have a lovely weekend!

Hi Bo!! 🌟 I'm so good! I'm having the best afternoon with some coffee and a treat from Trader Joe's and working on a fluffy oneshot! I hope you're doing well! I love seeing you pop in my inbox!

The call of Bradley with a pine tree allergy and getting his best girl a fluffy pink one was too strong for me to resist! It was such a new thing for me that I wrote the whole thing on the notes app on my phone, it didn't even cross my mind to open a word doc for it, lol.

It's such a funny thing that for the years and years that I've jotted down ideas and dialogue that I never once thought of actually sitting down and trying my hand at writing fanfic until last year!

More for you under the cut!

My first foray into fandom and fanfic was when I was a nugget out there wilding on fanfic.net and shipping Clark/Lana from Smallville and Padme/Anakin from Star Wars. (back when I didn't even know what shipping meant, lol)

In college, I didn't have much time to read books because of all the school work, so I turned to fanfic again and got really into The Hunger Games. Dandelion Peeta had my heart, and all the modern AUs really softened the dystopian angst. That fandom had so many truly terrific writers, ones that I still follow even today.

Which is how I ended up becoming a big The 100 girlie. Some of my favorite THG authors started posting and writing for a couple of the main characters on that show and I was hooked. (it's been a lot of fun to learn that some of my fav TGM babes were also the 100 babes, so we've trauma bonded over it, haha)

And let me tell you, I need to be financially COMPENSATED by the CW for the chokehold this man had on me for like 5 years. (the hair! the gravely voice! the chin dimple! the biceps! the grumpy king with a heart of gold!)

If I was going to write for another fandom, it would be that one. Bellarke (bellamy blake and clarke griffin) still has my heart. At the height of it, I was spending hours every day reading fic for them. The chemistry between them was bananas and every week I was waiting on baited breath for any little interaction between them. It's funny now because the actors are actually married now, haha! The show gave us crumbs and went out with such a tragic whimper, but the fandom and the incredible talent there is probably why I was so invested and still read fics about them on AO3.

When I reread my favorite series The Winners Trilogy by Marie Rutkoski I fall DEEP into an Arin/Kestrel spiral. It's such an underrated YA series that I'm pretty sure I've read every piece of fanfiction that's out there (which isn't nearly enough) at least 5 times.

There was a brief Jon Snow/Daenerys Targaryen GOT era, but it was short lived.

I also like the Darkling/Alina dynamic from Shadow and Bone. I read the series when the books first came out before the show, and wasn't particularly enamored with them as a couple. But then they had to go and cast the pretty bearded attention whore that is Ben Barnes and I had simply no choice but to ship, lol.

I always joke and say that I don't pick the hyperfixations, that they choose me. But it's really true. The 100 ended in 2020 and I didn't have anything really capture my attention in the same way until TGM. This is the first fandom that I've really participated in, like getting to know other people and creating content! And it's been so wonderful!

Oof! Well, this got out of control quickly, lol. This was such a fun ask to get! I haven't been asked before, so I really went off the deep end here giving you my full life fandom history, haha!

#answers from alexa #inbox 💌#this got out of control very quickly lol #i am also very happy to rec fics to anyone if we have some of the same fandom interests!

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dudabrfurydragon · 2 months

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Who is your favorite Guardian of the Moon character and why?

lmao you asking me something about mune for the second time in a row!?!... I LIKE YOU WANT TO BE MY FRIEND?! I LOVE TALKING ABOUT THIS WITH ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE AOIDKSJDKDJ

well... anyway xD

Well, actually I practically have two characters that I really like ^^ (not including fan ocs, right? Lol my friends have fan ocs and I really like them too ajdjsdjskdk)

The first one is pretty obvious lol (my ppf lol)

It's Glim ^^

Bro...she's just my comfort character!!! There have been so many horrible situations that I've been through and I've imagined what it would be like to just become my own fan oc of the universe, go to her house and cry on her lap and she would be like, petting my oc's fur (my oc is a "kitten") or something like that

I mean, she comforts me in such a way that I love her so much! including this is a small drawing I made a while ago hehe! It's literally her and my oc Alexa (not my oc de mune) together! It was such a complicated situation, I was traveling only with my brother and cousin and without my parents and my uncle out of CONSIDERATION was the one who was taking care of us, I didn't see how much (excuse the word I'm going to use) son of a b1tch he was !! He spent a long time swearing and shouting at me and my brother, and I simply imagined what I said before and based on that I also ended up making the drawing hehe ^^

Seriously, this girl is someone so important to me uaudksjdj

If someone ever invents a machine that can take me into the film's universe without a shadow of a doubt, I would humiliate myself and beg her to let me live with she :>

And... well now the second character that I really like AKDJSKSKS

but this second one is not because I like it and it is mega important like Glim for example, it is just very dear to me because of my own head kadksdka

I've already imagined several fanfics of him together with my oc who, as I said before, is practically an animal, and this character is a great friend of hers. But you know that character who is comic relief? which is kinda dumb but also VERY FUNNY KAJDKSJS

This is how I believe Goroon is >:D

(I honestly don't know if gorrom is his name or his SPECIES, I hope it's the name of his species because I affectionately nicknamed him Bobi 😭✨️)

Seriously, look at his face and think: if he talked, do you think he would be a serious, focused and mega-intelligent animal? OF COURSE NOT!!! He would probably be kind of like....I don't have any friends with a serious and extremely crazy and funny character coming to my mind right now, but I know there are SEVERAL ones, I just don't remember because I've been writing this for almost midnight and I'm dying of sleep ✨️ xD

Btw, I also really like Bobi because lol he was literally the first Mune character I managed to draw in my life 💀 (the first drawing was the first drawing I did of him and the second was the last hehe)

I really like this chubby boy hehe I know that his participation in the film is almost zero (and yes I would also like to see more about him 😭) but still the only two scenes in which he appears are incredible hehe just like he is incredible! I wish I had one like him in my house skjdkandksmdk

#mune le gardien de la lune #mune guardian of the moon #givemorelovetogoroons!#i need sleep #art doodles

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cherryhanji · 2 years

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drabble. jeongin x female reader

synopsis: jeongin has always been the curious one, even the smallest things that you never knew about piqued his curiosity. but what if his curiosity lead into something he never expected?

genre: fluff fluff fluff, friends to lovers au, high school au (but they're like seniors already lmao)

words: 1.6k

warnings: none

alexa's note: i suck at writing kissing scenes yet here i am, but i guess i can make this one an exception, i did try my best, wanna improve too in writing this kind of scenes aaaa tho nothing is suggestive its just lovey dovey as what i always write urjfjek

this isn't proofread, so forgive me if there are any typos and such but i hope u enjoy it folks!❤

Movie nights are the best way to deal with stress due to tons of activities.

And that's what you were doing right now. Calling your best friend to watch this new romcom movie you just discovered a while back while you were studying, or what you can call as "studying but purposely distracting yourself by doing something else besides studying".

Jeongin was just a few houses away from yours and being that one friend who always chose to hang out at his friends' house, your mother didn't mind him suddenly walking inside your home and casually greeting him as if he was her son.

You were both lying comfortably on your bed as you watched and giggled occasionally at every scene that was funny. The movie was nice, it is cute and funny, just how you pictured it based on the description and reviews.

However, it seems like your best friend was becoming more interesting than the said movie. Clad in his comfortable sweats and plain white shirt, you can't help but to stare at him in awe.

Is it normal to get starstrucked sometimes by your best friend?

Or were you just thinking of something else?

"Enjoying the movie that much? Or am I more interesting than the movie?" Jeongin suddenly said, making your cheeks flush with heat, slapping his arm lightly at his banter, making him laugh.

"No, you're just ugly, I can't help but to look at it." You remarked.

"You just admitted I'm more interesting than the movie." He said smugly, you just rolled your eyes and back to the movie you were watching.

It was almost at the end when an unexpected scene unfolds.

Well, what do you expect from a romance comedy movie?

The main characters shared a sweet kiss after confessing their love for each other. And that made Jeongin's curiosity sparked to life for the nth time.

He has always been curious about kissing someone, or getting kissed by someone. He wanted to feel those feelings everyone always described whenever they kiss someone.

He badly wanted to experience it, but not just with somebody else, he wanted to feel those genuine emotions. But he was not sure if it would even happen.

You watched a lot of movies together with these kinds of scenes, but this time you feel like there's something with the silence that envelops your best friend.

Did he feel awkward about it?

Did he like the scene?

You have no idea.

"Have you ever kissed someone?" Jeongin's question seems to shake your sanity. The question wasn't weird, but him asking you this question was the weird one, plus he even sound and look so serious right now.

Were you supposed to answer his question?

"Uuh... I never had my kiss. How about you?" You didn't know why, but the question just popped into your mind.

He then shook his head and looked at you, you can clearly see the curiosity in his eyes. You never knew about Jeongin's relationships as far as you remember. You were his best friend yet you never meddle with his love interests, as it will just hurt your guts knowing none of them includes you.

"I never had one, either. Have you ever been curious about it?" He asked next. This conversation feels like it will be pushed through, and you don't have any problems with it. After all, you had these kinds of conversations with some of your friends.

"Yeah, at some point, because I heard some of my girl friends shared their experience with their first kiss." You chuckled and continued.

"Sounds like peer pressure but yeah, sometimes I wonder how that feels." You said, feeling your cheeks getting warmer.

The talk about these things was inevitable, but having this with Jeongin was quite unexpected.

And maybe because of the conversation he was having with you, Jeongin can't help but to look at your lips at the moment. Those plush ones, it makes his mind go haywire, he can't even keep his emotions at bay.

How does it feel to kiss those lips?

He was too drunk with the thought he didn't notice he was slowly voicing it out.

"Do you want to try it?" Maybe Jeongin's plan today was to make you flustered all the way.

You were silent after the bomb he just threw. Why? Is he on something? If yes, then why does he need to play with your feelings like that?

Yes, a part of you wanted to try, because who wouldn't want to be kissed by him?

But, part of you says no. Friends don't kiss friends just because they like it, or want to try it. Given that the both of you never had experience with it.

The fact that you have those lingering feelings for him just added salt to the wound, what will you get after kissing Jeongin, the friend you obviously have feelings for?

Your friend just wanted to kiss you because he's curious, not because he likes you.

So, it will only break your heart.

"Sorry..! I shouldn't have said that. I… I made you uncomfortable right?" Jeongin immediately took back what he said when he realized you were silent.

Jeongin was too enthralled with the thoughts of you kissing him, he didn't realize he made you uncomfortable.

What a good way to make you think he's really becoming weird.

"It's okay, and you didn't make me uncomfortable." You replied shortly. You know that this conversation is slowly becoming weary. The look in Jeongin's eyes clearly doesn't believe what you've said.

"Sorry for asking that kind of question. I must be crazy." Jeongin said, chuckling awkwardly. You bit your lip as you felt the awkwardness finally envelop the two of you.

"Let's try it." You blurted out. Jeongin clearly was flabbergasted as he looked at you straight.

Maybe you were just being impulsive, or because the feeling of wanting to kiss him was overpowering your mind, you never thought of the consequences.

And, is it that bad to have a little fun? Maybe after this, you can pretend like nothing happened and stay normal, like the two of you were before this fiasco even started.

"Are you… sure? You know, you don't have to force yourself, I was jus-" He didn't continue what he wanted to say when you finally planted your lips on his soft ones.

It was…

Euphoric.

You even think it was an understatement. You just felt like it's so right, it rendered your mind blank.

Before you even get too engrossed by it, you pull yourself out from the kiss, a wide eyed Jeongin at your front. The look made you chuckle, but you suppressed it.

"I wanted to, you don't have to feel guilty by asking, and we can always just pretend none of this happened. This secret is safe." You said and raised your pinky finger, a smile on your face. You know you were being harsh on yourself, kissing him because you wanted to, because you like him. While he wanted to kiss you just because he wants to know how it feels.

It's good while it lasted.

What you didn't expect was, Jeongin initiating the kiss this time. Both of his hands on your flushed cheeks, his eyes closed.

The feeling was there again, as if you were floating, your heart was getting wilder it almost came out of your chest, but you tried to relax. Not wanting to look stiff.

You can feel Jeongin getting relaxed as well, as if he became more confident with this one. He felt like his curiosity was finally being answered, and he wanted to feel it again.

He can't help but to smile against your lips. Out of giddy, he thought. He finally had the chance to do this. The genuineness he's looking for was there, and he never felt so ecstatic about it.

Not wanting to make it longer, even if both of you clearly wanted it, Jeongin finally let go of the kiss. His hands are still on your cheeks, and you didn't mind it, to say the least.

You didn't try to open your eyes, because of embarrassment, thinking that Jeongin had noticed that you were obviously liking it.

You hoped not.

"Sucks to say that I look stupid on my first kiss. So maybe I can still redo it, like the way I wanted." He muttered, his cheeks also flushed.

"Just so you know, I really wanted to try this, but… I never told anyone that I wanted to do it with you. So I'm glad to know you wanted to try it too, even if it's because you're just curious." Jeongin admitted, scratching the back of his neck.

You can't help but to flash a wide grin on your face. You're not sure if he meant something by that, but the fact that he wanted to do this with you, had you jumping your heart out of your chest.

But not wanting to be a killjoy to your own happiness, you just wanted to make sure what he meant with what he had said.

"Does that mean something? Or you just…" you asked, not wanting to make a fool out of yourself.

Jeongin knew what you were going to say. He doesn't want to make assumptions, but he just knows your body language too much.

You wanted to hear something from him.

So he smiled and held your hand lovingly, feeling it cold against his.

"If I kiss you again, that just means one thing."

"I like you."

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maxverstepponme · 7 months

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I’m sorry but I can’t help but defend Alexandra here because the whole F1 community is making me so mad rn! First off to me or seem pretty clear that Alexandra didn’t want to become some “famous” in our faces wag. You all(by you all I mean the fan accounts and shit) are the one who chose to drop everything and stan some random girl. She didn’t ask for people to make fan accounts or do LITERALLY ANYTHING! It’s not her fault that people immediately put her on a pedestal(but let’s not forget that was only after people saw her and Charles together started spreading rumors that she was a escort.) From the moment this girl hit the public eye everyone has done nothing but bombard this girl. And she is living proof that no matter what a wag does people will never be happy. The same people that hated Charlotte for “using Charles for clout” are the same one’s currently getting pissed that Alexandra won’t take photos with CHARLES’ FANS. And I’m going to say it again so that everyone can understand me clearly. These people are not “fans” of Alexandra. They’re fans of Charles that think they’re initialed to know Alexandra. You should be happy she doesn’t want public recognition. It’s what you spent the last 3 years complaining about Charles ex doing! It’s so backwards and hypocritical. Not to mention the relentless nitpicking. The girl can’t even bring a book to the paddock with everyone saying she’s a pick me. Or how I saw someone say something about how she only wears those black Hermès sandals but if she wore different shoes every time we saw her she’d be unsustainable and should rewear her items more. Now onto the tweet. Yes, the tweet does look really bad but as a long time twitter user(been on twitter sense before most of Kelly’s fans were born💀) I’m telling you now 8/10 tweets I like A. I don’t even read the username or the name on the account and B. definitely don’t go looking at the other tweets from the account! There have literally been times that I’ve liked a funny tweet from an account but they later say something horrible, I found out, and I go and unlike the funny tweet but in my over 10 years on that app it’s only happened a handful of times. I’m sure if you went looking I’ve liked a bunch of tweet from some not great people because I don’t make it my job to thoroughly background check every person I like a tweet from and there’s a reason that the meme “The worst person you know just made a great point” is so prevalent on Twitter. Also I’m not saying this what happened with Alexandra but do you know how many times I accidentally like a tweet? A lot. Probably once everyday. But I also do find it telling that out of the hundreds maybe even thousands of tweet that Alexandra has liked that’s THE ONLY ONE YOU FOUND! 1 out of thousands was bad and that’s what people are choosing to fixate on? They’re are genuinely bad wags out there but everyone is choosing to focus on this.

What you said about Alexa and Cha is so true. They hated on Charlotte because she was too public and using Charles, and now they’re hating on Alexa because she doesn’t give them what they want.

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spiderking-of-queens · 2 years

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I Can Wait (Part One)

(Stranger Things 4 spoilers!!! Don’t read on if you haven’t watched the end!)

Pairing: Steve Harrington/Fem!Reader + Eddie Munson/Fem!Reader

Word Count: 2,794

Synopsis: Part one of a series that’s sort of about Eddie Munson but also mostly about Steve Harrington. The reader was dating Eddie when he died and goes to his funeral. Steve is the ever supportive “friend.”

Warnings: Death, angst, terrible writing 😬

A/N: Back with some Stranger Things fan fiction after many years because I’m depressed, I hate real life and I’m hardcore hyperfixated on my imaginary boyfriends. Eddie Munson deserved better!! Alexa, play Funeral by Phoebe Bridgers 😪

You sat on the edge of your bed, staring down at your open palms in your lap. You didn’t know what else to do.

Your eyes started to get bleary as you spaced out, skin flat against the black of your skirt. If you tried hard enough, you could almost tune out everything around you. It felt like you were floating in a black abyss. You wondered if this is what Eddie could see. You wished you could join him.

You squeezed your eyes closed. It was getting increasingly harder not to think this way. It felt wrong to go on without knowing him.

You jumped when you heard a knock on your bedroom door. “Y/N?”

It was Steve. You wiped a tear from your eye and smoothed out your skirt. “Come in.”

He opened the door a crack and couldn’t contain his look of sympathy as he saw you sitting there. You imagined you looked small. You felt small.

He was wearing a black suit and black tie. You wondered where he got it. Maybe he stole it from his dad’s closet.

Robin peaked around him, a similar black suit and look of sadness plastered on her face.

“Hey, Y/N,” She croaked, her voice breaking from the gentleness of her tone. “Are you ready to go?”

You nodded so subtly that you weren’t sure they even saw it. So you spit out a quiet, “Yes.”

Steve opened the door all the way, walked over to you and extended a hand to help you off your bed. When you exited your apartment with them, you didn’t let go of him. You didn’t care if you were supposed to or not.

The funeral was small. Just your tiny found family, Eddie’s uncle, and the rest of the Hellfire Club. You tried to ignore the picketers that lingered at the edge of the graveyard. Hopper and his officers were doing their best to keep them out.

Steve and Robin each had their arms wrapped around you. You kept your eyes trained down to try to stop yourself from crying. But the second you looked up and saw Dustin with tears streaming down his face, you couldn’t keep it in any longer. Steve noticed and squeezed you even harder.

You trembled through everyone’s speeches. Eddie’s uncle called him misunderstood and the kindest, sweetest little boy he’d ever known. He talked about how he spent most of his time alone playing guitar. How talented he was. How he wished his job hadn’t kept him away from him so much. How he wished he could see the man he would have become. Mike and Erica told the story about their last D&D campaign and how much joy it brought him and the Hellfire Club. His Corroded Coffin bandmates said he had always been the glue that held their group together. Dustin called him a hero. He said he wished everyone could know it. But you knew the truth. He didn’t care what everyone thought about him. He only cared what his friends thought about him. And based on what people were saying today, you know he would have been happy.

When it was your turn to speak, you couldn’t say all of the things you wanted to say. All you could say was that Eddie was the best person you had met in your life so far, and maybe ever. He was funny, and kind, and wild, and was completely himself no matter who he was around. He was brave even when he believed he was cowardly. He was a sweetheart behind all the tattoos and grunge. A mentor for your younger friends. A boy whose only goals in life were to love deeply and not to repeat the mistakes of his father.

The truth was that you were angry with him. He didn’t have to do what he did. He did it because he was ashamed of running away and wanted to face his fears. You didn’t know how deeply he was affected by it. If you had, you felt like you probably could have stopped him. Tried to talk to him about how he was feeling. Everyone in your party had chosen to run at some point. It was human nature. The fact that he had chosen to participate in their battle against Vecna at all after only just discovering the truth about Hawkins was a major feat. He followed you all to the Upside Down for god’s sake. Most of you hadn’t even ever done that before. He was always so hard on himself, and he didn’t need to be. You went over this motivational speech in your head so many times after his death that it was like a mantra to you now. But it was useless. It was too late. He was gone.

When the funeral was over, Dustin laid an honorary high school diploma on his gravestone. Of course, He used his “connections” to get it made, aka Suzy. There was no way the school would have agreed to make it for him with the controversy surrounding him.

The truth was that Eddie always was smart enough to graduate. Whether he knew it or not. And you knew this year would have been the year. He had plans. He had told you all about them when you kept him company as he hid at Reefer Rick’s place.

Although they were probably the worst days for Eddie, spending all your time with him those few days were the best of your life. It was so easy to fall in love with him.

You closed your eyes and pictured yourself next to him in that lake house, lying on that dirty old mattress, tangled up together. You imagined his smile. Could almost hear his laugh. Feel his lips on yours. There was so much about him that you would never get to learn. So much time with him robbed from you. If only you had revealed your feelings for him sooner. The truth was that you had been enthralled by him ever since you started high school. You had wasted so much time. This made a guttural sob escape your throat.

Steve squeezed your hand. You looked up at him through blurry tears. He practically winced at the sight of your pain. He didn’t know what to say. There was nothing to say. All he could do was pull you even tighter into him and press his lips onto the side of your head.

After the service, Robin and Steve drove you home. You watched out the window as you sat in the passenger seat, allowing your eyes to go out of focus until all you saw was the green blur of fields passing quickly by. You pretended not to notice their eyes trained on you the entire time.

Steve dropped Robin off first, who leaned forward from the backseat to grab your hand and give you a look that said ‘I love you’ before getting out of the car. Usually she had an endless stream of words armed and ready to spill out at any given time, but not today.

When Steve reached your apartment, he got out first and opened the door for you.

“Can I walk you upstairs?” He asked gingerly.

You couldn’t decide whether or not you wanted to be alone, so you just nodded. He gently placed his hand on the small of your back and guided you up to your room.

When you finally reached your bedroom, Steve didn’t waste any time unmaking your bed for you. You kicked off your uncomfortable shoes and got under the covers as he lined up your stuffed animals for you. He handed you your favorite, a fuzzy little lamb that your mother got for you when you were a baby. You gave it a squeeze and curled up under the sheets. Usually you would be ashamed about a boy discovering your entirely too large plush collection, but Steve was different. You felt safer with him here.

“Need anything else before I go?”

You knew then that you definitely did not want to be alone.

“Stay,” You whispered. It was so quiet that you weren’t even sure that he heard it. But when he walked around your bed and sat down next to you against your propped up pillows, you knew that he had.

You sat silently for a while. You were going over your usual stream of regrets in your head when your mind wandered to Eddie’s hands on your bare thighs. Suddenly you felt so achingly lonely that if you weren’t going to be touched in the next few minutes, you were sure you might disappear completely. You raised your head and saw Steve’s hands clutching another one of your stuffed animals to his chest. He was staring blankly at your wall. You wanted to know what he was thinking about, but you didn’t ask. Instead you let your mind get lost in another memory. This time about Steve.

Your mind drifted to the first time you met him. It was the fall of your senior year of high school and Billy Hargrove had paid you $30 to secretly watch his stepsister Max so he could go out on a date. But of course, Max being Max, she snuck out after dinnertime. After you noticed, you searched for her frantically, knocking on what felt like every door in town. You loved Max, but Billy and his father were not people you wanted to get in trouble with. You wouldn’t have agreed to watch Max in the first place if you hadn’t needed the money so badly.

Eventually, you wound up knocking on the Harrington’s door. When Steve opened the door, you were taken aback.

“Hi, Steve.”

He looked like he was trying desperately to place you. You felt your cheeks beginning to burn. Finally, your name came to him.

“Y/N, right?”

You nodded, but didn’t bother wasting more time with pleasantries. This was extremely uncomfortable for both of you.

“Sorry to bother you, but have you seen Max Mayfield?”

“The redheaded girl? New in town?”

You nodded again. Words were hard around him. “I… I was supposed to be watching her. She snuck out and I can’t find her anywhere.”

“I’m sorry, I haven’t seen her. But she hangs out with Mike Wheeler and his friends, right? Maybe she’s at the Wheeler’s house?”

You let out a small sigh of relief.

“Do you know where he lives?”

“Yeah, but it’s kinda far. Did you walk here?”

You nodded once again, more sheepishly this time.

“I can drive you, just give me five minutes.”

You were shaken by this. First of all, you didn’t think Steve Harrington was the type of person to go out of his way to be this helpful to somebody he barely knew. And secondly, how the hell would you be able to make it through a car ride with him without melting into a puddle of social anxiety? You took a step away from his door, mentally running for your life.

“You don’t have to do that.”

“Seriously, don’t worry about it. Those kids are little terrors. You may need some backup anyways. Be right back.”

He didn’t give you any other chances to fight him. He propped the door closed as you stood on his doorstep in complete and utter shock. What the hell just happened? Was Steve “The Hair” Harrington really going to give you a ride without even being prompted?

As you rode in the car next to him, your worries about having nothing to talk about melted away. You talked about school, graduation plans, the music on the radio. He was so much kinder than you ever thought he would be, and genuinely funny.

Max did turn out to be at Mike’s house, and little did you know that they were plotting to save the world. They reluctantly shared everything with you when you refused to leave without Max. At first you thought it was all a joke, but the earnest looks on all of their faces made you second guess yourself. You had just unwittingly become part of something bigger than you could ever imagine.

You quickly excused yourself from Mike’s damp basement to catch your breath. You sat on the grass outside his house, looking up at the sky. When you heard footsteps behind you, you jumped and turned to see Steve walking towards you. He held his hands out as if he was worried about you tackling him to the ground.

“Sorry, probably a bad idea to sneak up behind you after all the shit we just told you.”

You breathed deeply out and turned back to the sky.

“Can I join you?” He asked.

You sighed again and muttered, “Sure.”

He sat down beside you with a grunt. You tried to avoid his gaze.

“Listen, you don’t have to believe us if you don’t want to. You can just walk away. Nobody would blame you. I mean, this shit is next level crazy. I was lucky because I saw it all before anyone got the chance to explain it to me. If I hadn’t, I wouldn’t have believed anybody either.”

Despite how sincere everyone was being, you didn’t want to fully believe that any of this was true. You didn’t know what to say to any of it. So all you said was,

“I can’t leave Max. I promised I’d look after her.”

Steve pursed his lips and nodded.

“Okay.”

“Okay,” You repeated.

And that was that. You were in it.

Somehow, you survived the “demodogs”(as Dustin so lovingly called them), and after you and Steve graduated and summer came around, you somehow survived the Mind Flayer too. Unemployed from the mall “burning down” and exhausted, you, Steve, and Robin spent the rest of the summer hanging out together and doing absolutely nothing.

One night, after Steve dropped Robin home after a showing of Weird Science at the local movie theater, you were planted in the passenger seat next to him with the window down. It was one of those rare instances where Robin let you have shotgun. Like after the funeral of your recently departed boyfriend, for example. You stuck your hand out the window to feel the warm air fly between your fingers. You also felt Steve looking over at you. When you turned to look back at him, he quickly turned back to the road. You chuckled and stuck your whole head out the window, your head cocked up towards the sky. You stayed like that for a while, watching the stars stay practically still as you sped by. The stillness always amazed you.

You thought you heard Steve say something but couldn’t make it out over the wind in your ears.

“Did you say something?”

He smiled at you, shaking his head in amusement.

“I said, why are you always looking up at the sky?”

You hadn’t realized it, but you did spend a lot of time staring up into space when you probably should have been listening to the people around you.

“I don’t know,” You shrugged. “I guess I just like how calm it is. It lets me escape my brain for a minute.”

Steve nodded like he understood.

“I know a good stargazing spot. We should go sometime.”

You paused for a second, unsure of what to say. That sounded… romantic.

“Uh, you know, with Robin, too,” He quickly added.

Was Steve Harrington suddenly bashful? You couldn’t contain the smile that began to spread on your face.

Stargazing sounded kind of nice, actually.

“We could go now. You know, if you want to. I wouldn’t mind a little stargazing tonight.”

He looked slightly surprised to hear this, but also happy. You hadn’t really spent that much time outside of school just the two of you. Since Robin had been in the picture, you three had been inseparable. It might be nice to get some one-on-one time together.

“Cool, let’s do it. It’s about ten minutes up the road past your house. In case you were worried I was going to drive deep into the woods and murder you or something.”

“Well I wasn’t, but I kind of am now,” You chortled.

He looked at you and you both broke out in light laughter.

“I sort of like you too much to murder you, Y/N,” He said with an earnest smile.

“Thanks. Glad to hear that, Harrington."

“That’s where you’re supposed to say that you like me, too. You know, or whatever.”

You rolled your eyes, but smiled back at him.

“I like you too, Steve. Sort of.”

“Glad to hear that, Y/L/N.”

#steve harrington #Steve Harrington/reader #Steve harrington/fem!reader #stranger things #imagine #fanfiction #fanfic #eddie munson #eddie munson/reader #eddie munson/fem!reader #reader insert #stranger things spoilers

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thistle-and-thorn · 2 years

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London, Paris, Florence, Venice 🥸

london: when you visit a city, do you take in the tourist points or the more unknown places?

Oh interesting! I don't really have a method? I mean...I think people get really sort of...over-the-top pretentious about not going to touristy places and having an "authentic" travel experience which is just...not going to happen for you, my darlings, and is related to the protective elitism of travel becoming more accessible. And also like--if I'm in Paris, I'm seeing the Eiffel Tower. I'm not above that? It's about using tourist infrastructure to your advantage? Sometimes bus tours are the only easy way to get to things or to get a lay of the land before you strike out on your own...i guess, I'm more worried about...is this going to a local company? is this exploiting the population, etc?

When I travel I try to follow what I'm interested in, rather than what's the Done Thing, I guess? Like...I travelled in Ireland with my friend during college and I love monasteries and monastics so...we did a lot of stuff related to that. And sometimes that led to doing really popular things like seeing the Book of Kells or some really off-the-beaten path things like seeing a small monastery in the middle of nowhere. I went to Peru with another (brazilian!!) friend who was obsessed with textiles so we spent a lot of time in markets and visiting alpaca wool manufacturers and talking to people making dye and yarn and wool because that's what she liked and she really wanted to perfect her textile-specific spanish. ...but we also hiked to macchu picchu because...like we don't have macchu picchu in the us!!! WHAT ABOUT YOU?

paris: where did you last fall in love?

I am once again asking if this means a place or a person. PERSON: kitchen and looking out the open window and being like, "oh jesus FUCK"; PLACE: apparently I decided to move over the weekend and my home decided to pop off in revenge by looking fucking idyllic and like heaven on earth the past week which is annoying. It's like an ex looking super hot at a party. *lies out in the rain* alexa, play attention by charlie puth

florence: how did you discover your favourite artist’s work?

I've become a true Klimt fan since college and I genuinely think it was because of that movie "Woman in Gold" ???? Who is your favorite? Do I know this?

venice: why did you last fall in love?

Oh...god i don't know. why do we ever?!? i *hate* falling in love. i think probably i genuinely thought that they were lovely and funny and smart and all the normal things...right, that thing when you meet someone who speaks your language and you're like WOW this person speaks my language!?!? and it always feels like the first time when you meet a new person like that or realize that about someone else and it's all very heady. but there was also probably a good dose of some very specific things i was going through that made it all come together. idk i'm BAD at falling in love. i'm like a cat being doused in water about the whole process truly.

#asks

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what-if-nct · 1 year

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Some very random life things

I started blaming Johnny. The problem is, my friend blames Jun Wu from Heaven Officials Blessing and we started an argument lol. I also started a roleplay with her and my face claim is Shotaro. Hers is Hua Cheng from Heaven Officials Blessing. (Also she keeps sending me the violent making out that takes place in the novel but I wont complain). I think my neighbours cat has a praise kink. Everytime I compliment him, he starts rubbing against me. Honestly it's adorable. I love Sammie (the cat) so much seriously. Also Haechan I might have a thing for Haechans. Seriously this boy is so amazing. He's everything. I love him. Haechan if you ever go to this blog and see this: I love you so fucking much please become gay and choke me. Step on me. I mean-

Anyways, WayVs season greetings will kill me. Also AleXa cosplaying as kakagurui characters I love Alex so much seriously. Also I lowkey want to write a random porn and send it to here is that okay?

Also why, how, h o w are you so sweet I love you

-sneeze anon

That is a great basis for life, just blame Johnny for everything, He probably had a hand in it somehow, in fact I know he did, that Chicago boy is always doing something. That means he's claiming you as his. So yes totally. You compliment him and in return he is like You now belong to me. you now that cat's property the greatest honor has been bestowed upon you. Completely understand, Haechan is the most beautiful boy, his voice, like the purest honey every, he is so funny and for what reason. Like he wants power and I think he should have all of the power it's what he deserves. And WayV's seasons greeting is the best, Yangyang and Xiaojun specifically had me feeling things. Yeah, sure you can send it over honey.

Awwww stop, you're so cute!!!!! I love you too!!!!💕💕💕💕

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bostonkreme · 2 years

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I need 2 collect myself, they are all such genuine fine lambskin sluts. tuck me in bed & read me pierre lapin wtf. let’s do this

karl urban gets this unhinged murderous look on his face and I want him to direct it at me

frenchie mon coeur my good trainspotting bitch, are you even alive? I love you. I hate myself. If anything happened 2 u I’d bomb the national archives. c’mere i wanna shave something funny in ur hair. I know u took my fishnets but im not mad they obviously look great. alexa play nuxx by underworld before I START. SCREAMING. just kidding play that song by toulouse. I will risk it all & end up dead or incarcerated.

kimiko could make me do whatever she wanted, queen of cooking & dancing & murder. I wanna be her so bad. I will settle 4 adoring her

would also commit such serious crimes for mothers milk, he makes the slightest facial movement & I am on the edge of my seat. the tension when he pauses. he makes me wanna be a better person fr this is all so grey I’m fine

so so confusingly attracted to jack quaid, he’s exactly age appropriate & I love a well meaning comedic disaster, but…lineage. I know it’s you parent trap, I’ve got mail ok, I can’t look at you knowing I wanted to fuck your parents before I even knew what that meant. you look exactly like both of them get away from me

I’m upset about starlight going full instagram face. but I get it. everyone has filler, that’s not what I’m talking about. I understand that nose jobs are basically a welcome mat for an entertainment career, but when ppl in their 20s get buccal fat removal??? etc

it makes me sad, she was SO cute in jessica jones & is obviously gorgeous now, I just hope she’s okay later in life. I worry about people who seriously alter their faces super young!! fucking look at what they already did to dove cameron, for gods sake someone explain. I thought the point of cosmetic procedures & plastic surgery was to touch up what you already have AS you age or change something that makes you really insecure, but we are spitting out carbon copied barbies FULLY FACIALLY TRANSPLANTED BEFORE AGE 30 at a rate I cannot handle!!

discover the joy of playing with every weird kind of barbie why don’t u. how…what’s the long term testing on that much surgery in your 20s for purely cosmetic purposes? how does it hold up & affect your nerves? who was patient zero. do you realize what it looks like after a decade when a surgeon didn’t do your eyelids EXACTLY right? who wants to worry about that??

help I actually don’t know, I’m just frustrated in a way that is hard to articulate. obv I have my own image hang ups like we all do & I’m not saying erin moriarty specifically got a full head transplant & none of this is on her at all. she should do whatever & not have to explain it & when she shows up somewhere looking like this I’m like………

carry on madam, as u were, I would never even dream of challenging you??? I can handle that our eyes no longer both squint unevenly when we lopsidedly smile. and the outrageous editing, do ppl really always do that outside of photoshoots? yes. they do. wtf. none of these pictures match & you’re already so good looking. why must everyone have the exact same face without even the slightest defining characteristics. and almost everyone doing this was pretty much already industry standard gorgeous to begin with???

decided I’m going grey AND getting so much filler. I would like the sexy old witch package, just age me right up I’m tired. where in the hell was I going w this. oh jesus christ that’s right yeah I’d die 4 starlight like I do not have any notes for her I don’t think. god, so much happened I really don’t know

maeve. maeve?? QUEEN MAEVE. I will rip out every single inch of every single metro line with my bare hands & become the movie volcano. I will sink the entire eastern seaboard into the atlantic if you ever scare me like that again. love you.

the a-train storyline was like watching the writers meticulously craft two perfect beautiful puffy little cannolis & then when I’m about 2 cry at the sheer wonder of these pastries in front of me they shove them both in my ears at mach speed

antony starr is so gifted at making me hate him, I can’t even tell if he’d be attractive with brown hair bc the picture when I pause is too small and I’m already so afraid

I can’t look at chace crawford without thinking abt that girl who publicly shit herself in front of him, what a fucking queen, I know I have the screenshot somewhere bc I would never delete it. shelly miscavige is still missing btw

they gave black noir some dialogue & that was rly where they went with it. an episode that dealt so much additional trauma to my already fragile psyche that it straight up canceled out what I was already carrying around in real life. what if we all died with him in first person lmfao. my fucking synapses quit firing. I am no longer a girl, I’m a fucking iPod touch with a cracked screen playing map of tasmania by amanda palmer & I will remain this way probably at least thru the end of the week. do not plug me in or take me off repeat 1 okay just let me vibe, thank u

jensen. another very specific kind of ‘it’s 2005 and channel 3 the WB is blaring on my fatback tv with a huge antenna & we can’t acknowledge gavin degraw or he gets louder’ type of brain damage. wait now it’s 2009, do u guys wanna see my bloody valentine 3d? yeah it’s only been 5 mins but this guy is definitely the deranged killer. his friends like. abandoned him in a mine shaft.

I actually feel bad 4 him if he’s completely straight bc he definitely got offered so much dick in late 90s LA

this bitch is lifted shifted higher than the ceiling. did god take away his dog or did I hallucinate that. idk that was the best/worst month ever and I didn’t make it to the last season but I also don’t wanna say how far I did make it

what the god damn fuck do u want me 2 say

how’s it hangin coward why’d you put a sock on it

oh right the character. he’s the worst. what if we made stucky happen except he’s one person & he’s fucking himself. what if we rolled those two enormous old fruits into a stale swisher & let charlie sheen smoke it behind a gander mountain

red headed crazy girl from jessica jones is holding this show together. the affection I feel for her is tangible. she can rip out my hair instead, I’ve got extra fr

HOT SENATOR. I CANT EVEN REMEMBER HER NAME I AM SO FUCKING SORRY, GOD. MY BRAIN TURNED OFF EVERY TIME. IT’S VICTORIA. ALSO QUEEN OF MURDER

cherie 💕🥰💖 we will have a winter wedding. im thinking bordighera but whatever she wants

resurrect the milf. I can’t stand the udders and this psychotic prick needs his fucking mommy milkies bc no one ever fucking loved him and actually I shouldn’t even have to factor that in for that choice to be on the table. im kidding that would be dumb but what happened to her fkn baby lmfao was it super. don’t talk to me about the other kid I CANT

laser baby’s day out is still the best part of this universe. I believe that firmly

the real life political echoes are feeling a little too on the nose. kripke, I’m FINALLY ready to fight u and win. ugh, good job I think 😂

im good. im fine

#said while levitating & furiously ashing a pink sobranie that went out 20 mins ago #Ali aren’t u glad I posted this on an empty side blog instead of texting it to you #fine I’ll tag this but do not perceive me #the boys

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