#AMAZON DIRTY

[vanillaextractextreme]

THE BEAN PASTE POLL

(just a random name I chose for the looser bracket, dontworryaboutit)

Did your beloved beautiful blorbos get voted out?

NEVER FEAR!!!

Vote one more vanilla extract in before the final four!!

#bonus round #vanila extract #amazon and whole foods I didn't include bc they don't DESERVE to win #AMAZON OPPOSITE SWEEP #AMAZON DIRTY #also big props to the anon in my messages for reminding me this exists lol #sorry it's late I was recovering from midterm season lmao #also also I forgor one other but there's only 10 options and idc #morton got wiped first round it's fine #related to this post again voting in one more makes the final bracket very nice #so its 2v2 instead of 3 going into the last #and I'm not one for 3 subject brackets #that just aint me #ok no more rambling GO VOTE

[pedanticat]

While the breakup was inevitable (especially if you read the comics), I think the show handled it phenomenally with it being even better than how it was done in the comics. Steven Yeun and Zazie Beetz absolutely killed it in this scene with you really being able to hear the heartbreak in both of their voices as Mark and Amber realize that for as much as they love each other, they can't make this relationship work. Then you have the "I can't live in your world, I want to, but I can't." which👏👏👏. That is some absolute peak writing. I haven't consumed many stories that actually treat the breakup as a heartbreaking moment for both characters involved since it's usually just treated as a minor obstacle to prevent the main romance from happening sooner. While I'm fine with that in some cases, I feel like it's a disservice when the main character's temporary love interest is a genuinely interesting and fun character who has a good rapport with them. In that same regard, it has been a nice change of pace to see characters who do care for each other attempt to make things work and talk about the issues before accepting that what they have just isn't going to work.

It's also a good commentary on the nature of superhero/civilian relationships since while someone like Debbie was able to handle the stress of it, Amber isn't able to do so. And that doesn't make her weak or a pushover, it makes her human because not everyone is built to handle that kind of life and it's totally understandable.

#pc thoughts #Invincible #amazon invincible #Mark Grayson #Invincible Amber #amber bennett #Mark x Amber #Mark and Amber #Debbie grayson #Nolan grayson #Omni Man #Seeing how this series handled #the breakup and comparing it #to how Star vs handled the breakups #makes me even more annoyed with how dirty #Star vs did so many characters #The Jarco breakup was heartwrenching #But more still could have been done #With Jackie and her #relationship with Marco #Then there's the whole Tomstar situation #And Kellco was completely pointless

[waynes-multiverse]

Can I put in the request for Ben to “support the fine arts?” 🤣

A/N: Hahaha you may! Hope you have fun with this! Based on this drabble and this little ask 😝

Pairing: Soldier Boy x F!Reader

Warnings: +18/NSFW, smut (oral m), degrading, dirty talk, weird jealousy on both side, SB being a manipulative asshole

Word Count: 2.5k

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He Comes In Colors

The chatter in the classroom quiets down as your teacher, Mrs. Fournier, enters. You and your friends finish your sentences in hush and take your seats in front of your respective easels, not wanting to upset the strict, older lady again.

But instead of her usual cantankerous and bitter features, she sports an unusually bright smile and pinkly flushed cheeks today, still giggling like a schoolgirl over a crush and looking in the direction of the hallway as she walks to her desk.

Bashfully, she clears her throat and fights to regain her composure. “Class, we have a change of plans. I know we were supposed to devote our attention to the intricacies of nature today, but an opportunity presented itself we simply cannot pass up on. We have a very special guest this beautiful afternoon, who so graciously volunteered to be our model for this class.”

Your chest tightens slightly at her words, encumbered with a dark forewarning that settles in your gut. And as you catch a flicker of an all too familiar sage green kimono by the door, the bad omen in your belly only grows.

He wouldn’t dare, you think. Would he?

But you don’t have to answer your own question. Deep down you already know.

Of course, he would.

“Ladies and gentlemen, meet our model for today – the one and only Soldier Boy,” Mrs. Fournier introduces, and you watch with parted lips as your stupid boyfriend strides into the classroom with an even stupider grin.

Mrs. Fournier claps with vivid adoration, expecting the class to follow her lead, but you can’t bring yourself to give him more than an annoyed slow clap. You shoot him a glare, and the smirk directed at you tells you he knows exactly what he’s doing. He aims to get on your nerves. He wants you to be mad.

Now, you’re sure you’ve done something in the last couple of days to upset him, and this is his way to enact his revenge instead of talking to you like an emotionally intelligent human being. Because Ben’s a fucking petty child, and this is how he deals with his feelings.

Ben offers his most charming red-carpet smile. “Pleasure to be here and support the fine arts, Mrs.–”

“Fournier,” your teacher provides all too helpfully.

“Ah, like fornicate. I can remember that,” Ben quips with a flirtatious smirk, while you suppress the sudden urge to stab him with the sharp end of your paintbrush.

You half expect the French woman to be appalled by the dirty joke. But to your big surprise, your over-sixty teacher only giggles in response like a high school freshman when the quarterback winks at her in the hallway.

“It is such an honor to have you here in my classroom, Soldier Boy,” Mrs. Fournier raves with a blush haunting her cheeks. “You have been my favorite superhero ever since I was a little girl.”

“Oh, so only ten years, huh?” Ben flirts shamelessly, all the while sending you little glances that let you know that this is your punishment.

Do you have a clue yet what you did? Nope! And you suppose you will never find out. You just have to get through this.

“Well, let’s get this show on the road, shall we?”

Soldier Boy devilishly rubs his palms together as he struts into the middle of the room, and with one flawless swing, he drops the robe and stands before you (and your classmates) in all his god-given glory. And boy, did God give – not only with two hands but probably with six or seven.

Mrs. Fournier gasps unabashedly with a palm on her weak heart and goddamn drool in your mouth, causing your frown only to deepen.

“Marvelous! Simply marvelous,” she rhapsodizes and is close to fainting. Of course, your boyfriend enjoys all this attention greatly. “It’s like staring at the statue of David!”

“Oh, please…” you mutter with a miffed scoff and roll your eyes back, but that only earns you a scolding glare from your teacher. You know then that showing your displeasure with the situation will only secure you a failing grade.

Ben then props his foot up on a little stool right in front of you, his cock hanging heavy and long between his muscular bow legs. And no, it’s not inflated to its full size but still as impressive and formidable as a lion king during a safari.

His gaze only sweeps across you before it lingers on your friend Alexander. There’s a cocky and yet threatening glint in your boyfriend’s eyes as he assesses the male next to you.

“Remarkable, isn’t it?” Soldier Boy prompts daringly. Only your boyfriend could talk about his dick like that and not even feel an ounce of shame. “Don’t worry, squirt. I’m sure yours is just fine,” he adds, but you know he doesn’t mean it.

And then, suddenly, it dawns on you – why he has decided to infiltrate your art class.

Two nights ago, you went out with Alexander and a few other friends from class for drinks and didn’t invite Ben. Mostly because Ben is obnoxious when he meets new people and is a little too “old-school values” for your hipster friends. It would take ages alone to even explain all their different sexualities and pronouns to your last-century boyfriend. You just wanted one night for yourself, and you knew now that hurt his feelings.

You even felt a tiny bit bad and guilty but by far not enough to accept this current shit show he was delivering.

“Oh my, I don’t want to be too forward but may I–” Your teacher doesn’t finish her sentence, but her reaching hand is suggestion enough.

Soldier Boy chuckles amusedly. “Oh, you may,” he says but smirks at you as you gape at him in utter indignation. “What kind of hero would I be, if I said no? After all, this body belongs to every American citizen.”

And as Mrs. Fournier’s greedy palm stretches for your boyfriend’s perky buttcheek, something inside you snaps. You jump up from your seat, all wild and fuming, before you realize everyone is staring at you with wide eyes and confused brows. No one knows you’re dating him, so your upset seems completely unwarranted to everyone else in the room. Only Ben’s lips rise triumphantly.

“Be-… Soldier Boy,” you correct yourself and clear your throat, forcing a tight-lipped smile on your face. “A word, please?”

“Y/N, we’re in the middle of a class. Show our guest some respect,” your teacher demands chidingly.

But Ben soothes her anger with another charming smile. “Oh, absolutely no problem, beautiful,” he says and causes Mrs. Fournier to blush once more. “Y/N here is clearly an adoring fan, and I always have time for my fans.”

“Yes, I’m a huge fan. I’ve never met a real celebrity before. My grandma will be so thrilled when I tell her all about it,” you lie as dryly as possible. Honestly, you’re so pissed you can’t get yourself to act remotely convincing.

“We’ll be right back,” Ben excuses with a tight smile.

He quickly throws his robe back on and grabs your upper arm, ushering you outside. You want to stop in the hallway, but he drags you further and shoves you into a supply closet, closing the door a little too roughly.

“You know the rules: no fucking drama in public. It’s not good for my image,” he reminds you sternly, and you try not to scoff.

“How dare you say that after waltzing into my goddamn class? Ben, my education is serious. You don’t mess with that,” you point out angrily and fold your arms over your tits. “I don’t have time for your petty revenge.”

“Yeah, you never have fucking time,” he huffs scornfully.

“Is this because I didn’t invite you for drinks with my friends?” You cock an eyebrow, shooting him a knowing look.

“No, this is because you went out with that fucking empty nutsack in there,” he bites and points an angry finger at you. “And by the way, you’d be fucking lucky to show me off. I’m a fucking catch! Have you seen how those bitches fawned over me in there?”

“Who? Mrs. Fournier? That old hag hasn’t seen any action since the French Revolution. She’d fawn over a fucking trash bag,” you retort and watch Ben purse his lips dejectedly. You smirk a little at your win.

But you don’t want to antagonize him more. You can tell that you hurt his fragile ego with your rejection, and while he fucking annoys you and drives you incredibly mad sometimes, you’re still deeply in love with the idiot in front of you. He does have his sweet moments every once in a while. He comes in many colors, a whole palette of different shades.

“Look, uhm, I’m sorry I hurt your feelings. I didn’t mean to, okay? I don’t want you to be jealous. You have no reason to be, alright? I love you, asshole,” you tell him with a small smile.

“Fine, maybe I was a little jealous,” he admits after a beat. “But not of that scrawny twinkie in there.”

“Alright, maybe I was a little jealous, too,” you remark to make him feel better. “But not of that old French whore in there.” Ben snorts at that, chuckling. “So, do you forgive me and get the fuck outta my class now?”

Ben muses slyly and then grins. “I don’t think that apology was good enough.” Your brow draws into a deep frown at his words. Whatever has gotten into his mind now can’t be good. “They do say an apology is only worthy if it’s said on someone’s knees.”

You glare at him, your hands balling into furious fists by your side. “You gotta be kidding me…” you mutter and hiss through your teeth, “Ben, I’m not fucking blowing you in the supply closet of my school!”

Ben only shrugs carelessly. “Alright, guess I’ll have to ask Mrs. French Whore and see if she takes me up on my offer.”

“You wouldn’t dare,” you grit.

“Oh, we both know I would, but I do prefer your beautiful and warm mouth, doll,” Ben smirks, letting each word roll off his tongue as his thumb pad reaches out and seductively traces your pink lips.

Instinctively, you suck his thumb into your mouth and massage it with your tongue, only widening his brash smile. As your eyes flicker down, you notice his rock-hard cock push through the fabric of the kimono and salute you. Your legs grow wobbly at the sight, your knees giving in with the urge to bend.

“Down,” he mouths, and you oblige without another protest, sinking to your knees in front of him.

You part your lips and stick your tongue out, ready to welcome his swollen tip. He fists his length and jerks his palm up and down a few times. He likes it to be as big as possible. He loves to see you struggle as you desperately try to fit all of him inside your tiny mouth.

His free hand lifts your chin, forces your eyes to find his as he guides his cock to your waiting mouth. He plops it on your tongue, heavy and thick, and lets it rest there for a second, gauging your reaction with a knowing smirk. You seal your lips around his weeping tip without question, your tongue swirling around it and dipping into the slit. You lick the salty precum with moans of pleasure, your hums sending vibrations up and down his length as your head begins to bob.

With each swallow you get closer to his pelvic bone, but Ben’s impatient and fists his hand into your hair. He roughly tugs and pulls you all the way down till your nose disappears in the little tuft of hair and tears stream down your cheeks as you cough for air.

“Yeah, that’s it, baby girl. Choke on my cock, you little slut,” he growls. His hips rock and find a rhythm as he thrusts inside you, hitting the back of your throat each time. “Fuck, that’ll teach you a lesson, won’t it? Who do you fucking belong to?”

He pulls you off his spit-drenched cock for the sole reason of replying. You look up at him as he expectantly meets your gaze with an arched eyebrow.

“You, daddy,” you reply on command.

He smirks in satisfaction and praises you, “There’s my good girl.” He tightens his grip on your hair and pushes back inside you. “Gonna send you back in with my cum all over you. Show those little pricks they can’t fucking touch what’s mine.”

As his hips gain speed, you hollow your cheeks and suck harder, feeling him swell on your tongue. Your jaw begins to ache, barely fitting his girth while his massive length drills relentlessly into your throat. Drool dribbles out from the sides of your mouth and mixes with your tears. Your mascara is nonexistent at this point and smeared all over your face.

And you know damn well, as soon as you walk back into class, everyone will know what you did.

“Such a good little whore for me,” Ben groans and pistons deeper once more, squeezing his eyes shut. You know it’s his telltale sign that he's close. “You’re such a fucking mess. Shit, gonna blow…”

He grunts as his hips stutter and his cock throbs in your mouth. He shoots hot ropes of cum down your throat, pulling out in the midst to paint your face with the rest. God knows he would never miss an opportunity to mark you. And when he’s done with his piece of sublime artwork, he smirks down at you, all self-satisfied and proud.

But then a bit of sweetness returns as he holds out his hands and helps you back on your feet. He gently tucks and brushes your hair back into place before snatching a roll of paper towels from the rack of art supplies behind you. He thoroughly cleans your face, removing any evidence of his deed, and kisses your hairline like you’re his most prized possession when he’s finished.

“There, all done, doll.” Ben’s smile makes you blush as he cups your cheeks. “No one will be the fucking wiser.”

As the two of you saunter back inside, no one seems to suspect anything. You get back to your original seat, while Ben invents some silly excuse to get out of his naked commitment.

But then Alexander tilts his head at you with a furrowed brow and narrowed eyes, his finger pointing at his own cheek. “Y/N, uhm, I think you have something there. Oh, uhm, is that…”

He doesn’t finish as your eyes widen and your cheeks redden in embarrassment. Your shocked gaze darts to your boyfriend as he lingers by the door. With one last cunning smirk, he winks at you and heads out.

Yes, your boyfriend surely comes in many colors – and most of them are dark.

And yes, you bet your ass Ben was crushing hard on Mrs. Fournier 😂 Hope you enjoyed this!

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#dirty drabbles #soldier boy #soldier boy/ben #soldier boy x reader #soldier boy x you #soldier boy x y/n #soldier boy x femaler reader #soldier boy reader insert #soldier boy smut #the boys #the boys amazon #the boys x reader #the boys smut #jensen ackles

[thenotoriousscuttlecliff]

When they come to do a live action reboot of Wonder Woman they need to remember that Diana has two mothers.

#wonder woman #philippus #hippolyta #diana of themyscira #dc comics #the dceu did philippus dirty #transferring her role as general #mentor to diana #and confident of hippolyta all to antiope #and reducing her to amazon no. 2 #on the plus side it did prevent her from being stupidly killed off #but it still isn't great that this woc who has been a major presence in diana's life for decades #was pushed to the side lines in favour of a white character who barely even features in the comics #hopefully since they're starting with a prequel show that means the amazons of the dcu will be more than just a bunch of glorified extras

[starsnores]

Karkat trying to mend some of gamzee's clothes bc no one else is gonna do it and gamzee usually just throws things away. It's not very neat, but it's strong and practical and gamzee doesn't wear those things anymore bc he doesn't wanna rip more holes in them

#all the little practical things karkat has learned to do with out access to alternias infrastructure #and all the things gamzee never had to think about from when he first learned hiw to use troll amazon #textsnores #its not like he can ask kanaya for help shes not touching gamzees dirty laundry

[didderd]

Just my semi-anual tourettes boys simping. Hope you're all well. :) I have more questions!!! I saw your post about snaps with cats. Needless to say I am absolutely in love with him. That reminds me though, what are tic tac and tous hobbies? How do they feel about cats? Hope you're having a wonderful day Alex <3

(Que me making googly eyes at tac specifically)

:'> ty. am having a good day. hope u r too <333

am glad u like Snaps sm :3

i did talk a lil about this one time, but that was a while ago, so i will again. with more detail, and Tou this time ofc.

Tic loves music. He got into the hobby of mixing stuff with his buddy Napstablook, and eventually started doing it on his own as well. Him and Blooks would be a killer DJing duo on stage, but he's not interested in that. Most he might do is live streams. maybe. He's also great with a keyboard piano.

Tac got into welding, and the like, when he watched his Grillby weld together his necklace for him. He might get into glassblowing, maybe as a job, once on the surface. He also likes to cook (and bake, but you didn't hear that from me). He def has a "kiss the cook" apron.

Tou ironically went to a wine tasting one time, but he actually enjoyed himself. The people were pretty nice, and the wine was good, so he kept going. He loves physical activities. He'll get into pretty much any sport, but he actively runs and works out, and he loves volleyball. Him and his brother play basketball sometimes too. He also carves little figures sometimes, as a more relaxing at home hobby. His first was of his brother. It's not very good, at least in his eyes, but his bro holds it very dear, and keeps it, along with his other figures (most from his brother) on a shelf in his room. (He'll carve with his left hand at times when his right is sore from tics. He is actually pretty good with his left at this point, but still better with his right.)

#tou jokingly calls himself a wine connoisseur #tac might hav a skeleton apron that he found on amazon or smthn n thought was funny (after getting to the surface lmao) #but it's basically th equivalent of having a naked person on ur apron. so he doesn't wear it often. only when it's just him n his partner(s #mostly to fuk with them #and/or make dirty jokes #tic: music. tac: labor n culinary art. tou: exorsize. sports. wine. arts n crafts #lmao tou's /doing shit/ #makes sense ig #he's got th most motivation #felt like i could add th nondominant hand practice i been doing to one of them. n tou with his carving was perfect #tac can probably do things like cutting veggies n stuff with his left hand too #tourette's sanses #tic sans #tac sans #tou sans #undertale #undertale au #didderd ocs #didderd asks #monsterroonio #(was gonna answer this like. th day u sent it. or a few days later #but it got put off jkdfv)

[sebsxphia]

thinking about when rhett rode so well that when he came off he was thumping his chest and he was so proud.

my cowboy has so much strong emotion i am going to cry-

#LOOK I JUST THINK HE DESERVES THE WHOLE UNIVERSE AND MORE OKAY #also don’t do him dirty in the second season amazon for the love of god #sebs spiral #rhett abbott

[abybweisse]

HPB haul 11/20/23 and other books

I ordered books online through Amazon today (Yeah, I know. I know. Bezos sucks), but then I went to Half Price Books looking for some things I was hoping to find locally and for less $.

So... I got this stuff today at HPB.

A Flame Tree edition of Don Quixote, more Flame Tree collection books, a reproduction of the original A Christmas Carol, American Gods, and a book-theme jigsaw 🧩 puzzle 🧩 that's just as shiny as the Flame Tree books.

I noticed that the really nice edition of Don Quixote was abridged, which I find silly, but I still wanted it... so I also bought a really cheap old copy that's unabridged. Also got some journals, Bukowski's Notes of a Dirty Old Man, Jane Austen's Persuasion, Sword Catcher, The Frugal Wizard's Handbook for Surviving Medieval England, and Curious Tides. I'm not familiar with those last three new works, but they look fun, and the wizard one was apparently a very well-funded kickstarter project.

Then I went to the back of the store to look at the old, fine binding books and had to slap myself to put some of them back on the shelf. But I allowed myself one title, for now: Gargantua and Pantagruel, by Rabelais.... Yes, the likely origin of "Do what thou wilt".

Lots of books to post later, when they arrive.

Oh, and I recently bought a cute little TST book from their own website: Goodnight Baphomet and it's freaking precious. It just teaches the 7 tenets of TST in a simple way, through rhyme and cute illustrations.

FYI, a guy at HPB told me about an app that lets you keep track of books (really any collection item that has an isbn#). Because I told him I ended up with two copies of the same edition of The Tenant of Wildfell Hall...

...and I'd started using pics of book purchases to help me avoid extra copies. It'll let you create collection titles then let you add items within each collection. It has categories for books, video games, music, and movies, but I made a collection called "Jigsaw puzzles" and just scanned them in as if they were books. The app can be found in the App Store as "libib".

Collections I've created, so far. I've barely started scanning things in. I'm not sure what to do about the occasional book so old it lacks an isbn.... 🤔

Edit: the manual entry option lets you enter title, author, description, etc., even if you don't have an isbn or upc.

#off topic #books #half price books #amazon #the satanic temple #miguel de cervantes #don quixote #a christmas carol #charles dickens #neil gaiman #american gods #jigsaw puzzle #charles bukowski #notes of a dirty old man #jane austen #persuasion #sword catcher #cassandra clare #curious tides #pascale lacelle #the frugal wizard's handbook for surviving medieval england #brandon sanderson #gargantua and pantagruel #françois rabelais #goodnight baphomet #anne bronte #anne brontë #the tenant of wildfell hall #my stuff #stuff i bought

[rptv-tolkien]

Comments on YouTube for the “Rings of Power” trailer by Amazon - LOL

#lotr fandom #rings of power #amazon prime video #tolkien #jrr tolkien #middle earth #lord of the rings #lotr #hobbit #fantasy #dirty harry

[sleepyhalos]

I’m procrastinating on finishing actual commission work cuz I’m anxious about it, so here have an Elrond study! Best boy! Great boy! Most solidest half elf lad!

#lord of the rings #rings of power #helP I seriously can’t figure out if he’s dirty blonde or has teddy brown hair #also I have no clue what he’s wearing in this #I need to stoP procrastinating cry #lotr #amazon lotr #elrond #lotr rings of power #lotr on prime #fanart #study #digital art #wow what a surprise I like the pretty nerdy elf man with morALS or whatever

[ayrennaranaaldmeri]

I have thoughts about the ted lasso dolls and many of my thoughts are not great.

#tbd #ted lasso #so the rebecca doll face sculpt did hannah w. dirty. barbie has still not learned a good middle ground between looking like the person #that it was based on and looking like a doll #the keeley doll's outfit is a miserable tragedy it literally looks like it came out of those $10 fashion packs on amazon #which is BEYOND fucking unacceptable for BARBIE SIGNATURE #i guess ted's isn't as cursed #but booy i am not getting the collector doll vibe i should be getting #KEELEY GETTING THAT GENERIC SQUARE BAG REALLY #and rebecca's again looks obviously plastic #but man i'm sorry the quality of keeley's outfit is shit idk who allowed that #yeah yeah i'll get ted and rebecca for sure maybe i want to se e someone review them on yt #rip keeley if your outfit didn't look like barwa pack of 20 doll clothes i would get you too

[alastor-is-best-deer-boi]

As someone who is Cajun, it kills me when Alastor fans don't know what he's talking about sometimes

Literally just saw a video on tiktok showing a picture of what jambalaya is to Alastor fans who didn't know

HOW DO Y'ALL NOT KNOW?? Y'ALL HAVE NEVER EATEN CAJUN FOOD AND IT SHOWS

Y'all are KILLING ME

#anyway my favorite food is dirty rice but jambalaya is fine gumbo is alright #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel amazon prime #hazbin hotel alastor

[six-of-ravens]

broke my "no black friday shopping" mandate BUT only to get T. Kingfisher books so. it doesn't really count does it.

#had to get that thing i needed off amazon and i was like HMMM is there anything else i need... #well there is one author whose books are only available on there... #also side note coworker gave me the Hot Tip to put vinegar in my dishwasher and run it on a high temp to get the greasiness out of it #and potentially unblock the drain. so. fingers crossed that works... #i did clean the filter again today but it wasn't actually that dirty so...who knows. #the internet was just like 'your dish soap sucks now i guess' but ive been using the exact same soap box for months so... #it's not like one gel pack is going to work and the next isn't yknow #anyway guess who's procrastinating work again

[dirtybiowareconfessions]

Confession I just want Shepard to fuck Garrus. I don't want him to fuck her for the record, I want her to fuck him. Hard and fast. I think they both deserve it.

#Garrus Vakarian #Commander Shepard #f!shepard #Mass Effect #mass effect 2 #mass effect 3 #BioWare #dirty confession #dirty confessions #shakarian #amazon position? yes please!

[bakedbakermom]

it's about to be the fucking naughty aughties in my car again. 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

sick to fuck of paying for something and never owning it. capitalism is dead and feudalism has risen from the grave to take its place.

#fuck spotify #piracy forever #tw amazon #in other news i miss the hell out of radio shack bc buying this from amazon makes me feel dirty inside

[wine4thewin]

Sometimes, I consider rewatching “Man in the High Castle” when I’m in the mood for watching utter dystopia & dark alternate history…

…but then I remember the Big Dirty that happened in S3 and how the writers refused to fix it in S4 😑 like, how can you do that in show with parallel realities?

#man in the high castle #alternate ww2 history #it was so good until it wasn’t #they did Juliana & Joe the dirty #and I can’t #tv shows #alternate history #amazon tv series #alexa davalos #luke kleintank #spoilers #joexjuliana #Joe Blake #Juliana Crain