#Absurd Res

[pembrokewkorgi]

I figured since @CloudiDoodles and I both had possum characters, it would be fun to draw them together.

#jojo #jojo's bizarre adventure #possum #animatronic #robot #female #witch #laffi #pembrokewkorgi #mammal #pointing at the viewer #absurd res #meme #reference

[harpuiaa]

(person that has never seen saw but has read yugioh voice) yeah? so he traps people in evil puzzle rooms? sounds a lot like a guy i know

#yeah. im into drawing absurd crossovers now #feat. the stupid fuckign chess meme #ik the doll thing is just a doll but i keep seeing shitposts online that treat him as if hes not. i think it adds to it #no idea whats up with the formattign we'll see if it fixes itself after posing #(edit: it did not i had to re-add the second image) #i think yami yugi would survive a saw trap no problem. it's his natural environment #for that matter i also think he would survive squid game (ignoring the political messaging here. sorry.). he does that for a living #i've thought out how an evil chess shadow game would play out. even if it's not actually explained in the drawing #theres a time bomb on each side. you can prevent/regain time on yr side depending on the type of pieces you take. loser explodes #yami yugi would get a pawn across the board unnoticed turning it into a queen bc of course he would. prompting the opponent to cheat #getting themselves super penalty gamed #ygo #dm #s0 #yugioh #idr my tags help #saw #(i guess???????)

[aardvaark]

do you ever think about how nate went to seminary school and almost became a priest? because i do

#parker leverage #nathan ford #leverage #leverage memes #leverageposting #ie i think the team would ask him absurd questions re: catholicism. parkers would be far weirder than cat drinking bathwater but u get it #parker would ask in earnest. sophie & eliot would ask to poke fun at him. hardison would just be curious & start a philosophical debate #about the most random shit imaginable. and both hardison & nate will die on ANY hill so it WILL go on forever #wren speaks

[mydirtyvalentine]

i love him for it personally

#herbert west #re animator #jeffery combs #captivated by his absurd posture and morals

[voidfishplurality]

Congrats to everyone at @re-dracula on such a masterpiece of an episode. It was emotionally harrowing in the best way possible. Special shout out to everyone involved in the ending song for making such a lovely sounding song with lyrics that made me want to crawl out of my skin in visceral discomfort

#re: dracula #there were so many double meanings and each of them made more more uncomfortable than the last #i understand why some people thought it was funny. the contrast between the genre and the lyrical content is absurd #but holy fuck it felt like someone was speaking in my ear about how they want to assault me and that was just Awful #in a way that good art can make you feel awful #none of that was an insult to the people making the song i'm genuinely impressed

[barghesthowls]

Jonathan waking up after a morning of finding his captor in an open casket and then spending the night entertaining said captor as per usual moodboard

#i wish there were absurd hare memes that i had saved #dracula daily #jonathan harker #re: dracula

[re-dracula]

It's the weekend before our audio drama launches! To celebrate please send me your best Dracula headcanons and I will rate them on the scale of Paprika Hendl to Lizard Fashion.

#dracula daily #re: dracula #the scale is intentionally absurd as I do not wish to yuck any yums I just wanna hear everyone's thoughts

[uncanny-tranny]

The only reason I'm glad I didn't recognize I was trans sooner is because I would have totally named myself Brandon

#trans #transgender #lgbt #lgbtq #ftm #nonbinary #trans meme #yes if i had named myself that i could have re-renamed myself but i am too awkward to have done so i think #i just do NOT look like a brandon. like idk what about names can make you go 'i look like a [name]' but like trust me #like you ever look at somebody and say 'they look like a [name]' and you're RIGHT? that's kinda freaky lmaoo 💀 #anyway shoutout to the trans brandons out there i'm sorry i am not worthy enough to have joined your ranks (lighthearted) #i AM a firm believer that you can name yourself whatever 'weird' name is out there though. unironically that's what i believe #like fuck it!!! if your name is toaster then your name is toaster and i admire you for it!!!!! #names are simultaneously very important but also kind of absurd when you think about it

[reborrowing]

it’s not that weird of a name but Basil? for the borrower name source thing :3

she’s so cute oml, little lab rat???

And it’s still in the same vein of object names, it just overlaps with with more normal sources too

#g/t #giant/tiny #giant tiny #borrowers #borrower names #my art #others’ ocs #they cant all be absurd #g/t community #re asks

[we-dont-talk-about-potato-nonono]

Jecka and Nicole from Class of ‘09!

#and they were classmates <3 #just finished the two games.. well.. ​it's edgy.. darkly comical it's absurd it's uncomfortable and that’s what make it’s fun XD #this game is quite an experience… #the dialogues can really take you off guard most of the time #make sure to read the trigger warning if yall plan to download it :) #fanart #class of 09 #class of 09 reup #class of 09 re-up #jecka #nicole #visual novel game #my art #art by me #ibispaintx #SoundCloud

[soupnoodle]

my friend who went to see the new master and margarita movie, not familiar with the book: what the fuck is going on

me, watching the new master and margarita movie, familiar with the book: what the fuck is going on

#i'm the plot accuracy nerd 🤍 #i tried to be objective but turned out i can't #it's hard to be one when the director suddenly decides to bring his own ideas into the adaptation and makes it modern looking #people are mostly saying yeah august diehl was so cool so sexy it's bad margarita is the one naked at the end #i can tell you're missing the point and all that huge budget and these actors are not enough to hide all the fuck ups #and you're ready for this conversation #i can be bitchy for no end when it comes to movies that are supposed to be built on the primary source (the book) #but instead of it directors just borrow the characters and ideas and create it in something absurd #i'm not here to drool over august diehl. i am in fact here to re-experience the story i really love #also someone said that actors were good but i leave it to those who really appreciate it #ps. woland's retinue was dull and bland #master and margarita #for the first rime in a while i felt nothing after watching a movie #neither good nor bad emotions it just wasted my time #как похорошела москва при собянине

[pembrokewkorgi]

When I'm stressed out nothing makes me feel better than a little Scoobert Doobert. So here's a drawing I did of everyone's favorite Great Dane (take that Marmaduke).

#canine #dog #great dane #scooby-doo #hanna-barbera #pembrokewkorgi #male #collar #brown #absurd res #looking at you

[pm-00]

guys I loved everything so so much this is exactly why I love roier's pov and generally cc!roier's take on things; he always keeps me grounded bc he pulls such absurd things I go "oh right this is a game!! this is to have fun!! it's not that serious!!", whenever I get too worked up and the hyperfixation starts to hyperfixate a bit too much I think of him saying "go touch grass" or that time he told Cellbit "calma calma" during an enigma solving, at the end of the day everythy is better if you add a bit of sillyness to it, like I was CRYING my eyes out, genuinely feeling tense etc etc and I saw that fucking dumbass rat and simply had to laugh, it was fucking ridiculous, I loved it so much. Now I get to say "He might have turned into a rat" and have it be the most heart-wrenching yet funny sentence ever. It's completely Roier and that's all that matter to me.

#i could also go on about how mexican his view and take on things is and it makes it even more special etc etc etc #so yeah a rat huh??? pinche baboso me cae re bien JSJSJDJ #roier #cinta 1 #need to find that essay about how mexico is a country of absurd philosophy etc etc

[filthforfriends]

I'm SO excited for Valentine!!!

Something about it is very U2 at the peak of their popularity. Does anyone else hear that? I thinks it's with the mixing or vocal production because I'm getting Bono vibes. I also think epic songs like this is the place for that really slick, high level of production that that their L.A. team overuse absolutely everywhere.

this doesn't feel overdone, it feels like I'm levitating in the Sistine Chapel, possessed by some powerful spirit (demon or divine we do not know) with my hair and a very expressive dress rippling in the wind (in slow motion)

ya know??? also the guitar is sick as hell too

#må #maneskin #måneskin #rush! #rush! (are u coming?) #I still don't know why these songs aren't an EP?? #like does their label make more money re-releasing?? #because putting out 5 new songs at one time is literally an EP #did they just REALLY not want to pick a new title? #and having a 22 song album is absurd #gimme a b-side or somethin #valentine and Trastevere are way too elevated for rush! #are we competing for least intentional and least cohesive rock(ish) album?? #let it die plz

[lospassairport]

ppl who complain about the silver case being “confusing” is always the one thing that will immediately fill me with rage like Yes that is the Point the game is about how politics are made intentionally confusing to the average person lol you’re not supposed to get it…. You’re a cog in the machine & you have no agency until the very end and even then the characters’ actions are personally impactful and do very little to change the political climate. And anyway it’s not like there’s an exam or anything so if you don’t get it I have good news: you can press buttons to progress to the next scene

#sorry I’m mad about bad opinions again #reminds me of ex oomf who would complain about fsr being funny #like Yeah dumbfuck it’s silly on purpose. it’s about the absurdity of re entering society after severe trauma #if ur complaining about the central themes of these games then um. idk. play something else

[crossbackpoke-check]

Why I Am Not Coming In To Work Today [abridged], Jess Zimmerman

part one | part two

#toronto maple leafs #HELLO EVERYBODY THIS HAS BEEN MONTHS!!! MONTHS IN THE MAKING BECAUSE i AM UNHINGED AND NEEDED THE PRECISE PICTURES THAT I KNEW I WOULD GET #like. seventy five percent of this has been done since the first time i posted this and while it has gotten better with time because #my narratives simply got more complex and there's so much of this that is For Me but don't worry i will explain but aLSO goddamn mitch coul #you have gotten married any later in the year. also willy you truly disappointed me by not getting an absurd haircut this year (now that #i've said this he's going to debut it on instagram like. tomorrow. but anyway that meant y'all got to enjoy my neuroses of #Loving Tyler Bertuzzi who is a goddamn leaf. the joys of having to wait to post this (was not a leaf at the time i started it) and anyway i #have at length i think had the breakdown about tyler in pigtails girl dad & how i got a bob & then tyler copied me which was rude. that's m #gender. ANYWAY starting from the top we got sheldon keefe documentation which was really just the personal decision that i wanted all the #coaching staff to be the markers in the poem/the bold & also at the TIME keefe hadn't re-signed &we thought it might be everybody out w/kyl #anyway the title of the scrap of an old lover's flannel is literally 'u think this is about sheldon & kyle NO it's about timothy liljegren' #bc. liljegren was on the marlies winning cup team & has had a contentious relationship w/keefe ever since & was healthy scratched in playof #& the narrative is sooooo. also at one point for the ryan o'reilly i was going to edit the stlb out of his grandma's shirt or cover it w/th #childhood dreams line but THEN i found the gio snapped stick one which was too perfect for 'crumbling copy' the ryan o'reilly To Me is so. #ur insane in ways u did not think for that one. like. how soft her hands were. his grandma you guys. he grew up a leafs fan. if he ever get #to lift the cup with her again i will lose my shit. the cup run a movie i remember nothing--OKAY the spezz one i knew i needed him stresse #but also i believe in the spezz/kyle narrative so. it comes up later don't worry ALSO SPEZZ FOLLOWING HIM TO PITT CAME AFTER I MADE THIS bu #the muzz tea one makes me a little sensy bc muzz was out with an injury for most of this season & it was a really scary spinal one & so yea #& then the simmer one just straight up makes me cry bc i love him so much & the work that he does for anti-racism in hockey means so much & #if you have that video open & watch it i promise you will cry i do every time it's so beautiful he had to be on comforted by beauty & sammy #boy is on the a man who doesn't know me because EYE remember the caps goalie tandems. baby lilya. the mo one is a little funny bc it is #solely due to wade's thread about mo rielly the coal miner homestead husband. that's why he moves to omaha also i think it suits him (quiet #OK NOW OLD MEN IN LOVE NARRATIVE this one's in contention for my fave bc it's spezz coping w/retirement fundamental meaningless of existenc #u heard abt tyler already that's for me the minchy picture was just too good i had found it earlier & i spent SO LONG looking for an empty #leafs rink picture for bathtub i have some cool construction photos but i wanted the melting ice ones (thought about tahoe lol) & the sprin #one i manip'd a lot bc i needed a spring picture bc playoffs clinch in spring & that one fit so coincidentally perfect bc it's 7 straight #seasons 7 guys so. :) & i KNEW i swore to god they did more milk advertising i knew i was gonna do this one from the minute i saw the poem #the milk patch & it took a hot minute BUT I FOUND THIS ONE this one's for funsies. AND THE PIC I WAITED SO FUCKING LONG FOR this is actuall #from kerf's wedding but i was like i know on god mitch is getting married this summer & that's about to be the drunkest shenanigans wedding #i'm waiting for the pics. & then i was BLESSED with this one which is beautiful & perfect & LOOK AT THEM. anyway the last one is bc