#And then fell off the table

[moonagedaydreamsofrhiannon]

Marlene McKinnon’s nickname was 100% cherry bomb and you can literally fight me on this I’m right

#In second year she set off a “cherry bomb” firecracker in the great hall #And people started calling her “the cherry bomb bomber” #And that nickname was cemented later that year during a quidditch game #When she hit a guy in the face with a bludger so hard she broke his nose and knocked him off his broom #Then the runaways (her favorite band ever) came out with the hit song “cherry bomb” #Which become her anthem and theme song #She drunkenly belted along to the song at a party while standing on a table #And then fell off the table #And from then on she was forever known as “cherry bomb” #I’m right #fight me #marlene mckinnon #marauders #the marauders #marauders era #dead gay wizards

[th3e-m4ng0]

med student megatron....

#wip #totally and directly inspired from echoes of messatine #and from my own experience that one time in highschool #i was battling for my life to not fall asleep in literature class one day. i dont remember closing my eyes but suddenly my head i was on th #table and class was already over. i fell asleep so suddenly lmao it surprised me #ohh another recent one was last year where i fell asleep standing up while on the bus as i gripped the seat in front of me with Strength #i wish i could live off coffee but coffee has never ever worked on me grahhhhhhhhhhh

[brittlebutch]

btw Still thinking about the moment where Tula first realizes she's literally, mechanically unable to keep up with / catch Jaysohn when he bolts and runs his full speed. That revelation that she's not fast enough to stop him, or get alongside him, much less get in front of him to protect him if he needed it. The dread terror of it. :(

#N posts stuff #dimension 20 #d20: stupendous stoats #burrow's end #Siobhan said it almost like a joke but then Aabria put Weight behind it and oh boy. oh boy. there's Terror there babey!!!!!! #sure hope that doesn't come back in any significant way in any significant scene. ........... #It's like the moment in ep 2 when Tula's initiative fell behind Both Lila and Jaysohn and the only thing she could do was Watch #as they both jumped into the battle ahead of her. because she couldn't keep up with them... #look Sometimes catching a recurring theme in an actual play show doesn't necessarily Mean anything bc of the improv nature of it #but Obviously the dice also tell stories. and Aabria is a Fantastic GM. and the players are Excellent at role play. so it's..... 👀 #certainly not off the table. G-D i'm so invested in this season i'm fully gonna lose my mind no matter what happens lmao #i'm on the edge of my SEAT

[oniontheif]

Wyd when my gang pullup

"Where's ____?" Tavros had an incident where there's a whole chunk of the paint off the back of his head missing, and I haven't made Aradia, Gamzee, or feferi yet

#homestuck #sollux captor #karkat vantas #nepeta leijon #kanaya maryam #terezi pyrope #vriska serket #equius zahhak #eridan ampora #clay art #im gonna sob theyre so ugly #vriska fell off the table twice during creation thats why she looks so fucked up

[mushroomnoodles]

tw/cw for sfw and non kink mpreg

morri does not take kindly to being a table

#i have a mproblem #cw mpreg #tw mpreg #mpreg #simon petrikov mpreg #the spaghetti fell on the floor #he ate the meatballs first #pleases the autism #morri says bitch thats not ur hand get that off me #he still uses his tummy as a table he just keeps one hand on his plate #plainvanilla

[bunnyscribblesbjd]

some fall-flavored sina photos :) 🎃

#bjd #ball jointed doll #unoa l-bi #unoa #unoa lbi #legit bjd #msd bjd #ball jointed doll photography #bjd photography #bjd photo #halloween #pumpkin #doll photography #doll photoshoot #bjd doll #bunnysbjds #sina #she fell eight billion times while taking the standing photos #you may notice that the pumpkin stem is shorter in some of the images #this is bc she launched it off of the table lol

[ragsy]

hey uuuuuuh the adventure zone vs dracula fucking kicks ass actually

#ragsycon exclusive #feels fun and loose while also feeling precisely and intentionally edited. it's full of draculas and wolfmans. griffin's DMing again #taz has always been my favorite actual play because they only keep the table talk that's entertaining #i had been keeping up to date on it every new episode since mid-balance #but i kinda fell off during steeplechase because i wasn't vibing with justin's DM style. kept up on the mini-series and live eps though #but i'm going back and trying steeplechase again while vs dracula is happening. been enjoying both #for anyone who fell off after balance or amnesty: forget about graduation. graduation wasn't good. #ethersea fucked hard though. listen to ethersea #the adventure zone

[themoonking]

im all for making fun of and criticizing the way booktok (and booktube) aestheticize reading to an insane degree, making it more about being percieved as a reader more than like. actually reading. but some people on here lump the most normal things ever into the booktok consumerism pile?

like yes, booktok/tube places a lot of emphasis on the visuals of "reading", but then someone on here just went and said that simply "not wanting to damage your books" is a stupid booktok thing??? what? it's not vain or pretentious to care about your posessions, especially if they mean a lot to you. simply wanting your books to remain in good condition is not the same as having 100 unread books, or five editions of the same book, or books you hated, purely because they look nice.

and someone else said that having a yearly reading goal was also a stupid booktok/tube thing? since when? i've met people who set themselves yearly reading goals before youtube even existed. it's literally just a new years resolution, but tailored to a specific hobby?

#anti booktok #kinda went off in the tags lmao #like if you don't care about your books being a bit beat up and worn all power to you but its just insane to me #to say that NOT wanting your books to get worn means that you don't really care about reading?? what? #like for some people their most worn books are their most loved #but before i really got into reading if i had a beat up book its because i did not fucking care about it #and wouldn't bother if it got gnawed on by my dog or if it fell off the table into water #it's almost like we're all different and show our love and care for things in different ways? #'taking care of your things is stupid' is not the hot take you think it is bestie #and this person said in their post 'well i was always taught-' yea YOU were always taught #some people didn't grow up that way and weren't taught that idiot #similarly having special editions isn't the problem it's the overemphasis on having special editions #of books you didn't even enjoy #purely for the clout and the status that comes with owning a lot of special editions #wanting a pretty bookshelf isn't the problem you know some people just like it when their space is nice who knew #its when the bookshelf LOOKING nice supersedes literally anything else #like it doesn't matter if you enjoyed the book or if you read the book it just matters that it looks really nice on the shelf #something something nuance #vagueposting

[lunearobservatory]

•put that pretty thing on a billboard!•

it's stormy and sad and i miss socal. here's your pin up women's swimwear beach cal to snack on. he'd look good in a coke ad.

real talk been goin through some shit. only now drawing again :) it'll all be okay. i'll go to the beach soon

here's a few final versions i didnt end up jiving with

love the pink one the absolute most tbh. the three of these look like neapolitan ice cream awe cute

working on pr&bb again. have two ref sheets now i'll finish florida's then finally be back to normal art :) until then

#lookit them lips #kissy #body hair ‼️‼️‼️‼️i fucking love bodh hair #hot men wear bikinis in san diego #his tamagotchi is named Idiot Fool #first and last name #lune posts art #fuckin finally amiright? #lune talks #wttt #wttsh #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #wttt california #wttt socal #im gonna be the one to say it #i get to say it first #knee bandage cuz he was suckin dick ⁉️ #NO he fell off his longboard like a fucking loser #he's one of those bitches with a pretty very long longboard and always has to pick it up to show the design (me i do this) #mine is a sunset #:) #Spotify

[gothhobbithoe]

The Fellowship on a night out:

Gandalf:

he would be organizing the whole thing

like he knows the best places to go and has a little plan of where to go and when

everyone knows him like he cant go anywhere without bumping into old friends

when hes drunk he tosses his hat up in the air then curses himself because seconds later its lost

RIP to all his lost hats

his has spares

Boromir:

he's such a sweetheart he looks after everyone

he's the one to bring you a glass of water and sits with you if your feeling yuck

headcounts whenever they leave a venue

dad mode activated when he loses sight of the hobbits

always makes new friends

loves the white girl music, full on screams when taylor swift comes on

Gimli:

goes out to get wasted

forgets how bad hangovers can be

gets into drinking competitions with everyone and anyone

prefers the drinking to the dancing but when he's really drunk oh my god can he dance

forbids merry and pippin sharing videos of him dancing

only drinks beers or ciders, sadly mead isn't really sold in pubs or clubs nowadays

loves taking pictures of his friends, he's making a scrapbook (with a tally on how many drinks him and Legolas had on the nights)

Legolas:

takes hours to get ready (its hard to get his braids just right ok!)

dances so elegantly like he's using is ballet classes as inspiration

will drink a shot of vodka without even a wince

drinks the most out of the group due to his elven metabolism

looks perfect in every picture

hands out glow sticks to everyone because he thinks they are so pretty

Aragorn:

sends Arwen drunk texts about how much he loves her, in perfect elvish of course

everyone swoons over him but hes so oblivious

loves dancing with borormir and gimli

had the hobbits on his shoulders most of the night

protects his friends with his life

cant dance but his confidence makes up for it

Frodo:

bit nervous around crowds and loud noises, but he loves being with his friends and letting loose

bit of a lightweight

takes a while to get ready, mainly because he procrastinates it

tries to set his friends up with girls, such a cupid

sends Bilbo all his drunk selfies

constantly finding Gandalfs hat for him

Sam:

compliments everyone he meets

buys drinks for his friends

checks on his friends to make sure they are ok

goes for food after the club, also has snacks in his pockets for Frodo because he knows he gets hungry halfway through the night

loves watching gimli and legolas' drinking competitions

Merry:

spends weeks planning his outfit

orders shots for the group

terrible at flirting

dances on the table with Pippin

scares boromir half to death with how much given how tiny he is

stole gandalfs hat from the floor and spent the rest of the night wearing it

screams when mr brightside comes on

Pippin:

gets lost nearly every time

drinks luminous blue drinks because he can't drink pretty cleaning products so this is the next best thing

sings at the top of his lungs

falls of the table

wears ten glo-sticks on each arm (Boromir made him)

orders so much food after the club, and steals peoples chips

of course he shows videos of gimli dancing its the best fucking thing ever

#i want to go on a night out now #pippin tried to eat a glo-stick once #frodo had to take him to hospital after he fell off a table #headcanons #lord of the rings #the fellowship of the ring #been forever since i did one of these

[kikunai]

am i the only guy who spends his time in the shower thinking about how cool controlled explosions are

#wow its like reverse jinga except u dont have to squat and find the pieces that fell off the table

[eikotheblue]

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#bad #bad bad bad hurt #the panic attack is over which is in fact an improvement but i still feel so terrible #i would ask someone for help but i can't really think of anything that would really help #(that's an oversimplification but w/e tl;dr there isn't an “ask for help” action that feels available) #brain is just so - flinchy scared hurt #something small just fell off a table about 8 feet from me and #i almost started hyperventilating again #it feels like basically any sensory input could send me into horrible mind jail #and i don't even really understand why #like i did not have an amazing evening but this response does not really feel preportionate #and that's really scary #it's been 5 months it feels absurd that i'm still this broken sometimes #but it - it hurts so bad to think about still i - #i miss her so much #i wish she hadn't done it #i wish i wish i wish #there was so much i wanted to talk to her about so much i wanted to show her #;-; #i wish things were different ; ;

[daddylinguini]

Top Gun is both a middle aged dad movie and an unhinged tumblr user movie, no in between.

#top gun #top gun maverick #the duality of this gay pilot propaganda attempt movie #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #nick goose bradshaw #I can’t be bothered to tag the rest of them #I’m nursing a very rough hangover right now #I fell off a lot of tables

[cookinguptales]

aw, I was actually having a really good writing night before I almost accidentally lit my house on fire 🙃

#writing liveblogging #I accidentally knocked a full cup of water off the table and onto the power strip next to the couch #let's just say.... it made some very loud noises.... and some very strong smells........ #I think it might have been boiling the water that fell inside it #because it sounded just like an electric kettle RIP #it took me a few minutes to get it unplugged bc it was plugged in behind my couch #But I Survived #and I guess I'll have to work in my room until a new power strip arrives lmao

[kinkymcbutweasel]

What’s the most embarrassing thing that’s happened to you sexually?

Pretty sure my entire adult life has just been one big embarrassing sexual thing, Nonny.

#oh there was the time i fell off the bed and cracked my head on the bedside table #yeah that sucked #asked and answered #my asks #me #hey nonny nonny #my pics

[sarumint]

little miku on the little whiteboard

#this whiteboard in my room has actually been left unoccupied for lots of months now #even tho i remember being so excited to doodle all day on this whiteboard whne i bought it i havent been using it a lot at all #reason number one #this thing has fell off the wall 3 or more times #i put all these sticky things behindit and it still lunges into gravity’s arms #its not even just this board tho a lot of things i stuck to my wall just falls off no matter how good the tape treatment i give them #it was like playing stop the pipe holes there was just a new fallen thing everyday #reason number two #this whiteboard is above where my table is so if i wanna draw on it i have to sit up on the table #hard surfaces doesnt mix well with my flat ass so i have to be in pain while drawing #not to mention how uncomfortable my position is overall on the table for my posture so add backpain to that #but i fight for the aesthetic