#BUT WATCH I BET I DID

[ratfest]

my heartbeat sounds funny!

#one piece #gear 5 luffy #op luffy #monkey d. luffy #i lost a bet so i had to start watching one piece #i also lost my furina 50/50 #so i did it #all 1088 episodes #and the latest manga chapters #so thats what i was doing for 2 months #my bad guys #i got glue trapped #my brain has been rewired in an indescribable way #luffy forever

[electrozeistyking]

yeah no i’m still not here, i just scheduled this to post after a good chunk of people watch episode seven. i haven’t seen it yet. i have no idea what happened and that means this doesn’t count as a spoiler.

but i am assuming something off the walls happened or that it ended on a cliffhanger again (or maybe both at the same time) and that’s why i drew this. yeah this was done four days ago. i’m smart cookie

i’m assuming it came out already. kinda just guessing at this point

#murder drones #murder drones n #serial designation n #how did you know :0 #i’m definitely gonna immediately go watch the episode when i get back and not check tumblr #so i’d refrain from saying stuff like ‘oh you have no IDEA’ if i was you #either way HHWHAT THE FUUUCK #i bet my sweetest tooth i’m actually gonna say that when i watch it btw #zeisty’s goofs #this is even funnier when you consider i intentionally avoided most of the teasers

[luck-of-the-drawings]

THIS THING IS SCUUUFFED AS HELL & ITS ALSO THE BEST THING I HAVE ANIMATED THUS FAR. IM SO IN LOVE WITH EMIZEL. JUST WISH I GAVE HIM MORE STUPID TATTOOS. NEXT TIME THO. NEXT TIME. I ALSO LOVE VEX&VIV SOOOO MUCH. charlies flavor of Deranged is my FAVORITE!!

#cw gore #jrwi fanart #jrwi show #jrwi suckening #jrwi suckening spoilers #ACTULY FINISHED THIS A WHILE AGO. kept going back n forth between trying to work on it more or call it done #in the end i chose DONE!! i worked on this for a full day n a half. NO idea what possesed me but it is NOT happenin again anytime soon #i shall do better NEXT TIME!! in the meantime tho OH MY GOOOOOD WHO WANTS TO SCREAM ABT THE SUCKENING WITH ME #THE FUCKINNN THE FUCKIN THING WITH VEX N VIV BEING THE SHADOW LEADERS OF THE FANGS/DEMONS #OH MMYY GOOOODDD THATS THEIR LIL MEAT GENERATOR... THTS SO FUCKED UP AND COOL UUUGHHH I LOVE THEM... #THEIR FLAVORE IS SO WONDERFUL. I LOOOVE HOW SILLY THEY ARE. MAKING PUNS WHILE PULLIN A SCREAMING VICTIM APART #vex n his lil fashiony art workshop and viv n her sterile n clean doctors office #i bet she doesnt even HAVE a medical liscense. it would be funny if vex did tho. could u imagine #they main MEDIC in tf2 together. viv is the battlemedic while vex only pocket medics for her. COULD U IMAGINE #guh i could go on abt these two forever n ever n ever i LOVE THEMM i gotta draw em more.... #OH ALSO before i run outa room. i should say. i took inspiration from a tf2 animation called POOTIS ENGAGED #the animator. Ceno0. uses black bars in the action sequences in SUCH A COOL WAYYY everytime i watch that video i feel inspired #oneday ill make more complex fight scenes... one day.... #in the meantime UGHHH I LOVE THE SUCKENING SO MUUUCH CAN I JUST FUCKIN SAAAYY THAT I THINK EMIZEL IS A SMART COOKIE!! #THESE PPL FUCKING FEAR HIM NOW!!! 'SHAMIA SHAMI' IS NOW THEIR MORTAL ENEMY!! POWERFUL ILLUSIONIST. CANT DIE. #THAT PART AT THE END THERE WHERE HE FUCKIN. KILLS HIMSELF INFRONTA THEM. THATS SO AWESOME. THATS SO METAL. AND THEN HE COMES BACK!! #I WATCHED EP 7 ASWELL BUT I WONT SPOIL IT HERE. BUT OMYGOD. EMIZEL IS SO COOL AND CAPABLE N SMART N FUNNY N UGHHHHHH I LOVE HIMMMMM #OKAY THATS MY RAMBLE FOR THE DAY THANKYOU FOR READING. I READ ALL TAGS SO YOU SHOULD RAMBLE TOO. IF YOU WANT. IF YOU CAN.

[happypeachsludgeflower]

How awful do you have to be for Heaven to nickname you “the three tumors” when Feng Xin and Mu Qing are around constantly destroying the capital while everyone laughs about it??

Ling Wen, Shi Wudu, and Pei Ming. What did you do??

#I mean yea I KNOW what they did #but that’s just so iconic okay #feng Xin and mu Qing are knwn for mass destruction and all the officials are giggling as they watch placing bets #the three tumors on the other hand are considered terrors even though I’m pretty sure they DONT cause mass destruction and chaos #and at that point no one even KNOWS what Shi Wudu did to He Xuan they just all hate him because he’s a dick #feng xin #fengqing #mu qing #pei ming #ling wen #shi wudu #mxtx tgcf #tgcf #tgcf donghua #tgcf manhua #tgcf spoilers #tgcf novel #tgcf season 2 #tgcf mu qing #tgcf feng xin #tgcf fengqing #tgcf pei ming #tgcf shi wudu #heaven official's blessing #heaven officials blessing #heaven official’s blessing #mxtx novels #mxtx #mxtx characters #mxtx fandom

[kaeyachi]

Kaeya had always been an efficient and hard-working individual (he had to be to support Diluc in the background as his brother rose thru the ranks after all).

He has so much free time because he completes all his work way ahead of schedule. And if he still has enough time, he adds more to the workload in secret.

And once all of that was done and over with, he makes time for everyone. He has to. He feels as if every moment has to be given to someone else.

No one knows how he does it. No one has to know.

Every mission has a dozen strategies in line, and every battle plan is made with efficiency in mind. His perfect record will not be tarnished. He can't risk it (even if it baffles others that he would willingly activate a ruin guard just to prevent a failed mission. Jean disagrees with his methods, but Kaeya can say that the results say otherwise)

He needs to be quick.

Efficient.

Perfect.

And so he comes and goes like the wind.

Kaeya values time because he knew every second counted. He can't just stand there as if he were frozen. Time could run out in an instant.

Kaeya had only been late once his entire life.

He'd rather he never be late ever again.

It took one day of being of being imperfect for everything to fall apart. On that tragic day...had he gotten there on time... then maybe...

.

.

.

" Come on, let's get moving, traveler. We're not frozen in place after all. " Kaeya teasingly says. He stiffles a giggle at the traveler's exhasperated sigh.

"Yeah yeah, we've heard enough of you calling us a slacker. Can't you be a bit more patient?" Paimon whines at him.

Kaeya snorts, but acquiesces, hiding the shaking of his hands at the thought of being idle.

He imagines hearing a clock ticking.

Kaeya knows that that is his own problem. He tries his hardest to relax as he waits for the traveler to finish whatever they're making on the alchemy table because, seriously, it is supposed to be a relaxing day. There's nothing major going on, and his schedule is once again empty as intended. What's the hurry?

Kaeya taps his foot on the ground as he waits. He wishes he could take his own damn advice when he tells others to relax.

#kaeyachi randoms #kaeya #kaeya alberich #this is actually shorter than it originally was can yall believe? #kaeya with anxiety truther there i said it #kaeya cant stand being IDLE #get it? get it? #you see that is a play of words in reference to when he is stood idle on our screens. he is one of the more verbally impatient characters #and we also see it reflected on his actions both in fighting and at work. he has a speed boost bonus and if he isnt teleporting he is #actually moving so fast that he seems like it. this is what i also concluded that results him in large amounts of free time that only amber #seemed to be hardpressed about. the people of mondstadt find him reliable and approachable despite the lax attitude and frequent nights at #angels share. we also had lore tidbits before of kaeya straight up saying he finished all his work and jean saying that he also did the #backlogged ones. It is actually insane that we hear him relaxing frequently and i bet its not because of the lack of horses COZ LOOK AT HOW #BUSY THE OTHER CAPTAINS ARE. Also id like to think that he is a toned down noelle and that is why jean told him to watch over her training #give us noelle and kaeya interactions pls i kinda need it tbh #to all those that reached this far into the notes i actually have more to say so get ready #if it wasnt clear the only day he was late was when crepus died. everything fell apart for him that day so i can see some obsessive need to #just keep running around and doing things as efficient as possible. I also think that he found the knights slow and inefficient in several #occasions and he is willing to put them in the line of fire just to get their hearts pumping with adrenaline (and fear lol). idk kaeya is #just so anxiety-coded. impatience-core. Mr. dont waste my time type of guy. and also wow look i found a way to make his idles become angst #silly me ehe #oh youre still here? how about i tell you that kaeya-efficiency-alberich probably knows where everyone is at any time of the day? #can we honestly please give him more free time i need more of him tbh #fun reminder that bro is working around 3-4 jobs casually lmao #i also just realized that the notes is a whole nother post on its own #AND THE ACTUAL FUNNY PART IS I CAN STILL ELABORATE MORE ON THIS LMAO #wait let me add this one tiny idea too but he thinks time is so valuable. bro lost 2 dads and lost time with his bro + he significantly #lessened his time at dawn winery for quite some time. i can see why he is extroverted now.

[deweyduck]

@pscentral​​ event 15: favourite relationships

↳ ANNE BOONCHUY, SASHA WAYBRIGHT, & MARCY WU

Change can be difficult, but it's how we grow. It can be the hardest thing to realise you can't hold on to something forever. Sometimes... you have to let it go. But of the things you let go... you'd be surprised... what makes its way back to you.

#amphibia #amphibiaedit #disneyedit #disneychanneledit #disney channel #pscentral #disneynetwork #dailyanimatedgifs #animationsdaily #femalegifsource #usergif #usermahroash #userng #usercreate #rainbowgifs #anne boonchuy #sasha waybright #marcy wu #sashannarcy #*edits #BET Y'ALL THOUGHT I WAS GONNA DO HUNTLOW BAMBOOZLED AGAIN #i have many huntlow edits planned still but i've been wanting to make a gifset of the amphibia girlies since i finished the show #i am so normal about them SO NORMAL #the quote and all the art are from marcy's journal btw which did in fact make me cry #that quote just sums up their whole relationship arc perfectly #if you've never watched amphibia PLEASE do it just for these girls #it's the best depiction of a female friendship i've ever seen and i still can't believe it was created by a man

[idlesuperstar]

My. Sounds like a love story.

#justified #raylan givens #boyd crowder #that's it that's the show #ok so my love language is making gifs of otps even if there are likely to be a million gifsets out there already #am I only just now watching this show from 2011 you bet I am #have I plunged headlong into obsession already after only one and a half series oh HELL YEAH #conversation with my pal who recced this to me after I'd watched three eps #me: 'did you make me watch this so you can talk about your crush on timothy oliphant? because thanks now I have one TOO' #him: 'I have such a crush on him. He's Chris Isaak hot!' #which from him is the highest compliment #(solidifying my long term suspicion that my bestie is not 100% straight but then again didn't everyone want to shag 90s ewan macgregor??) #anyway thank you all the fic writers for au-ing the hell out of this and giving me raylan/boyd for days #also fucking 1000% credit to walton goggins for making boyd so INSANELY MAGNETIC

[karinhart]

cat who can pick any card from a pack vs cat who cheats at cards: the poker game of the century

concept by my dear friend @sumquiasum

(ID in alt)

#cats #cats the musical #cats musical #cats fanart #mistoffelees #mister mistoffelees #mr mistoffelees #macavity #macavity the mystery cat #i like to imagine the jellicles collectively agreed to let macavity into the junkyard just this once #so that misto could out-cheat him at poker #not pictured: all of the other cats just out of frame watching and cheering for misto #mungojerrie and rumpleteazer are trying to run a betting pool without munkustrap noticing #(i don't know what cats would bet. i guess cat treats) #sorry that this is the first time i've drawn macavity and you can't see his face lmao #i did do a sketch of him in preparation for this. so i can post that if you wanna see

[vesrin]

I don't have any context nor explanation either

#what do i even tag this #the magnus archives #tma shitpost #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #jonmartin #the magnus protocol #this came to me in a fever dream im sorry #i guess it's happening during the freaky cabin period. or in Somewhere Else. you guys can pick #magnuspod #just a silly lil comic and yes they watched twilight a few days ago #tma s5 #ves arts #did i give them grandpa slippers to avoid having to draw feet? you bet

[kyuyua]

Hinata Shouyou for the art roll! I do NOT know how this happened

#art roll #haikyuu!! #hinata shouyou #hinata shoyo #hinata shouyou fanart #hinata shoyo fanart #kagehina #my art #fluffy hinata #I did not know I could paint #i am in shock #the tiktok art tips helped #whoops haven’t watched haikyuu in a long while #but I bet he’s still fluffy

[itoshi-s]

iwa getting you all stretched out for his cock :( sniffle pls he’s so grabby, his pinky edging towards your ass i’m a mess

😦😦😦😦😦😦 RIVER- ASIFHSLJKAS ?????? EXCUSE ME ... I AM UNWELL AAJASJJAJAJA

it IS so iwa coded though. big and rough hands roaming everywhere - not leaving an inch untouched :( did u see the way he grabbed at her tits.... yeah...... feeling you all up gets him so ridiculously hard. feeling you up as your chest heaves and tummy tightens under his palm :( the feeling's almost as good as the sight of you squirming and glancing up at him with the widest, neediest eyes he's ever seen on you - gets him burning up, flushed all the way up to the tip of his ears and breathing so heavy :( !!

probably wants to keep eye contact with you as he messes you up - but it's so hard, he wants to take all of u in, all at once. his fingers are so thick, two are just enough to get you soaking and all nice n ready. and yet, he teases at your ass with his pinky, just almost dipping past the muscle as you whine and grab at his forearm. it's all too much and he knows. he's always too much for you with how intense he gets - but you always end up taking him so well anyways. this time will be no different :(

#✧.* lovelies (ﾉ´ з `) / (river) #cw visuals #✩ iwa.thirsts #iwaizumi smut #hq smut #iwaizumi hajime smut #LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RIVER if u could only see the face i made seeing this #hand over my mouth eyes wide 😭😭 #i'm .. i'm a mess...... pls akfhak SHE'S PURRING #😀😀😀 #did u see the guys forearm as well. THAT'S IWA.. I .. I CANNOT #pls i bet he's a grunter too .. does this thing where he doesnt even realize he's breathing all heavy and groaning under his breath #is so focused on you n seeing you in so much pleasure he goes all “yeah? feels good? mm. i know. i know it does.” #gets sooooo intense watching you it's just. the hottest thing ever !! </3 #NGHHHHHHHHHHHH I AM UNWELL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SICK IN THE HEAD FOR THIS MAN !!!!!!!!!!!! #★ ‧ ₊ after hours #iwa my dearest

[diathadevil]

Do you ever think about how Fakir, after him and Ahiru finally broke everything that kept the town of Goldkröne in the ghostly hands of its writer, after they finally have some air of peace over the town finally being able to live in its intended early 2000s environment, that Fakir still feels at times like it's not real and that for a while he fears that if he closes his eyes it'll be back in Drosselmeyer's control. Like it just doesn't feel real to him during that first year of calm, until he feels the dull pain on his recovering hand injury and Ahiru who follows him without a pendant anywhere to be found.

He doesn't feel it's real, the calm finality of this town, but he makes sure to feel the scar on his hand. And he makes sure to hold the little duck and realize that she is who she has always been. Him and the town are finally living peacefully.

#dia talks #princess tutu #He probably starts planning on writing Ahiru into the world mayyybe like 3-4 months into his recovery #he doesn't know what a cell phone is yet but he sure as hell can look at a bookstore and ask for a notebook and pens #i bet that first year in Goldenkröne must be hell because trading deals bring all sorts of new things into the town #Just Fakir going “what the fuck is a scooter?? Wait what's a CAR---” #he ends up having to read a bunch of newspaper articles about “Goldenkröne booming in German tourism!” #Actually does he even know his country's name... Did they all even know they lived in Germany and not JUST a city???? #Drosselmeyer would've really pulled one on them for only talking about the city and its outskirts and NOT the country it resided in #But let's assume they did know. Fakir would have to figure out so much has changed in 2002 Germany compared to whatever time they were in #My god just thinking about the thought of Fakir learning what a television is... or a radio for that matter has me howling internally #local amateur writer is put into a coma after hearing for the very first time german rapper Sido #alternatively: local amateur writer's brain explodes after hearing german Happycore artist Blümchen and dance pop group No Angels #ptutu spoiler #i know its a +20 old show but just in case people wanna watch it i love it enough to tag the post show headcanon #ptutu analysis #ptutu headcanon #ptutu post canon #Also sorry i keep jumbling between Goldkröne and Goldenkröne in the writing its 4 AM and the german part of my brain is a mess lmao #(its supposed to be Goldkröne but for some reason I keep making it into the attribute word Golden so dont mind the mistake) #(if you do i will sob please be gentle towards my polyglot self)

[leveragedlibrarians]

The good news: Librarians sequel series produced by Dean Devlin greenlit for 2023!

The bad news: created by the CW

#not the cw man anything but that #in all realness though I'm super excited!! #not sure how it's working with the strike but w/e #one of the writers listed also worked on the og Librarians and Leverage #no info yet on casting but Dean did say they're hoping for at least a cameo with an og librarian #(bet you 20 bucks itll be jake) #the premise is a Librarian from the past accidentally time travels to the present and releases a ton of magic #so he recruits a team of new Librarians to help him fix it #so like. im definitely not getting my hopes up yet but i will be watching #and long story short: Prepare to be Sick of Me #the librarians #jacob stone #ezekiel jones #cassandra cillian #flynn carsen #eve baird #jenkins #librarians #librarians tnt #can't wait for the fandom revival that's about to happen

[disaster-racing]

#felipe drugovich #formula 1 #katie vs photoshop #happy valentine's day my dear friend <3 #i miss his curls please bring it back #did i watch AM launch only for him? you bet i did

[alexis-royce]

Please indicate when you're done with the Starved Event because Pages thoughts are being thought and I wanna know what your thoughts are about one particular scene later in the event.

My vote's for poison. How quickly we forget that it's been implied that Pages taxidermies authors that it really likes

#Fallen London Spoilers #Fallen London #Mr Pages #The dictionary is telling me that taxidermy isn't a verb with conjugations #Oh dear what about LEXIDERMY #OH DEAR OH MY #Anyway I expected Irons and Fires to show back up at the end #But Pages was an absolute treat #I assume Irons and Fires actually cared about protecting London #Or at least Irons was happy to have a good fight #Did Pages just want to show off??? #Make a big speech? #Pages why did you show up to fight you don't even want to stay here #I mean for The Academic's timeline this uh #This certainly means something #If I have time maybe that fic will get a second chapter #Eeeeheeheeeheee #I'll bet that Pages had to watch The Academic die #HEEHEEHEEHEEEE #I'm CERTAIN it didn't care at all #I'm CERTAIN it wasn't worried in the least that a stray photon of sunlight might've hit the exceptionally unlawful Mr Cards #Instantly wiping them out of existence #Actually EVERYONE should be writing fics with their PCs right now #You ALL have a perfect opportunity to make your loved ones SICK WITH WORRY #Have you considered the TERROR as your fav NPCs watched you soar right into the sun??? #The Ex-Disgraced Academic #Scribbles #Picshuas

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

i swear i have the body of a 50 yr old. i did something mildly active for less than an hour today and my back Aches. who authorized this

#my back: oughhhh im so weak you need to lay down and be still for ten hours #honey i do not have the patience nor the time for that #i am chugging this soup and then im Really Fuckin Crunching The Packing & Cleaning #my mother gets here at like 2 am and i want to get shit done before she arrives #so that i can be told i did a good job for once in my damn life #sorry that was pathetic! #i actually am just a spiteful creature that wants to prove that Hey. maybe i can be relied upon this one time #bet she expects to get here to see an absolute mess w/ not nearly enough packed #JOKES ON YOU FUCKER IM DOIN IT ALL ON MY OWN #i got shit done Without you. ha! #also i want to go whale watching tomorrow #i need to be on the water... i need it.... big aminal please... #rambles from the bog #i feel so. Independent. and tired #took the cats to the vet all on my own. got them a prescription. rode in two ubers and made casual conversation both times #completely fumbled a brief interaction with a really cute girl who was definitely outta my league #me: wants to talk to cute girl. if she offers to get the door for you say Yes #brain: look at the floor. ignore her. say 'no ive got it' when she offers to get the door for you #sobbing and wailing. totally won otherwise lmao #my cats were so good!!! they were so sweet and they Listened! #they stayed on the weighing plate & let their claws be clipped #they were so friendly and nice and WELL BEHAVED WHAT WAS THAT #when i try to clip their claws i get squirmy mc wormie and little miss war crimes #i walk away with new scars and nothin to show for it #but noooo. vets do it and not a peep. not a single wriggle. no hisses or meows. just hangin out #man. at least my cats are comfy enough with me to be up front w their desires #fuckin fakers... beautiful sweet well behaved fakers.... #the vets absolutely loved them btw. all three people that were in the room loved how sweet my little critters were <3 #i am Proud tbh