#Be our guest

[omnybus]

Beat our guest, beat our guest, Slam a bat into their chest

Stuff a rock into a sock and turn their face into a mess

Poke their eyes, hit their nose, drop a hammer on their toes

Hack their hand off with a hatchet

Or just grab a brick and smash it

Break their arms, break their face, pop a socket out of place

unleash all the hidden fury you’ve suppressed!

They’ll find it hard to plead, when they profusely bleed

all down their vest-

I don’t jest!

They’re too toothless to protest!

Beat our guest, beat our guest, beat our guest!

#disney #lyrics #be our guest #beauty and the beast #song parody #I know I wrote this a long time ago #but I only just realized that I left out a couple lyrics #so I decided to re-write it for the sake of accuracy

[mooooncat17]

（This is my artwork and don’t take it ⬆️

Yesterday my friend and I rewatched the “beauty and the beast ”

And we are really care about

“Why didn't the Beast hear them singing and dancing in the restaurant???”

#disney #beauty and the beast #be our guest #disney fanart #gif

[yen-sids-tournament]

Beauty and the Beast (1991) v Aladdin (1992)

Youtube playlist Beauty and the Beast Soundtrack (not ours)

Youtube playlist Aladdin Soundtrack (not ours)

#disneyanimatedmoviemusictournament #disney animated movies #disney music #disney #disney tournament #yen sids poll #aladdin #aladdin 1992 #beauty and the beast 1991 #beauty and the beast #Youtube #friend like me #be our guest

[bugofmanynames]

Be Our Guest

By me and my best friends (we're building it in minecraft 😭)

A story about a detective and his assistant Aubrey running an investigation on a mental institution. When they arrive, the detective realizes something is clearly wrong, and soon finds his assistant vanished as well.

The build so far

(sorry about the bad quality i took the picture from my tv screen)

This is a WIP because we started making this yesterday

#story #minecraft #insane asylum #short horror story #be our guest

[jimmymushroomisdead]

lolol my school is doing beauty and the beast for our spring musical and be our guest is so much fun because during that one sad solo lumiere has I literally have to cling onto my friend and sob and its so fucking funny to me

#high school theatre #theatre #beauty and the beast #musicals #theatre kid #thats so silly #silly #be our guest

[velvet4510]

#disney songs #disney music #beauty and the beast #disney beauty and the beast #beauty and the beast 1991 #alan menken #howard ashman #disney polls #music poll #be our guest #belle #something there #gaston #disney animation #disney renaissance #disney animated movies #1990s movies #oscar winners #oscar nominees

[punster-2319]

These of course are the more upbeat and catchy showstopper numbers that were often (with some exceptions) sung by the comic relief/sidekick characters and/or used in a lot of the marketing for these movies (Topsy Turvy for Huncback, Zero to Hero for Hercules, and Friend Like Me for Aladdin being the most notable examples).

#polls #disney #disney renaissance #showstoppers #musical numbers #under the sea #be our guest #friend like me #prince ali #i just can’t wait to be king #hakuna matata #mine mine mine #topsy turvy #a guy like you #zero to hero #i’ll make a man out of you #trashin’ the camp #the little mermaid #beauty and the beast #aladdin #the lion king #pocahontas #the hunchback of notre dame #hercules #mulan #tarzan

[sabistarphotos]

February 12, 2023

Beauty and the Beast: Live on Stage, Hollywood Studios

#photography #hollywood studios #disney #disney world #walt disney world #orlando #florida #beauty and the beast #musical #live theater #live show #disney's beauty and the beast #be our guest #belle #princess belle #lumiere #cogsworth #mrs potts

[favoritedisneysongsmovies]

RIP to Angela Lansbury (1925-2022)

#disney renaissance #disney renaissance era #i love disney music #disney #be our guest #beauty & the beast 1991 #beauty and the beast #angela lansbury #rip angela lansbury #mrs. potts & chip #mrs. potts #tale as old as time #angela lansbury 1925-2022 #disney beauty & the beast #disney beauty & the beast 1991 #angela lansbury’s mrs potts #teapot #mary poppins return #anastasia #anastasia 1997 #the balloon lady in marry poppins #angela lansbury as the balloon lady #the dowager empress marie #angela lansbury as the dowager empress marie

[taskera]

Be our guest 🥄🍴🎶🎵

#lego #legophotography #afol #brickcentral #legography #toy photography #disney #beauty and the beast #be our guest

[frangipani-wanderlust]

I was today years old when I realized that "Be Our Guest" (Beauty and the Beast) and "Les Poissons" (The Little Mermaid) have the same tune.

#disney #music #be our guest #les poissons #beauty and the beast #the little mermaid #lol #never realized this until just now #i can't possibly tell you why they were in my head #not because it's weird #but because i have no idea #but anyway #here is a thing that i just figured out! #and now you know it too!

[personinthepalace]

Be Our Guest - Lockwood and Co

please accept perhaps my silliest idea yet :)

#lockwood and co #lockwood and co netflix #lockwood and co spoilers #35 portland row #lockwood and co video #lockwood & co #anthony lockwood #lucy carlyle #george karim #cameron chapman #ruby stokes #ali hadji heshmati #be our guest #beauty and the beast #disney #disney music #fight at 35 portland row #lockwood and co 1x02 #let go of me #edits in the palace #videos in the palace #silliest thing I ever made?? #just couldn’t get out of my head after hearing lockwood saying one lump or two haha #Youtube

[martyshort]

Martin Short and Shania Twain Perform 'Be Our Guest' - Beauty and the Beast: A 30th Celebration

#Beauty and the Beast #Beauty and the Beast: A 30th Celebration #Martin Short #Shania Twain #videos #Be Our Guest

[bugofmanynames]

Possible antagonist concepts for Be Our Guest

I named her Eve, but I think she deserves a proper antagonist name, so I'll be thinking about it

Meanwhile, here are some updates on the build

again sorry for the crappy quality

#be our guest #minecraft build #short horror story #concept art #minecraft

[bellabestia]

#beauty and the beast #disney #be our guest #fanart

[ogchronicinsomniac]

Random post, but I just had a dream that came up with a billiant parody of Be Our Guest. Imagine this, it's broadway musical about cops and they capture a robber. The cop interrogating this criminal all of the sudden starts singing "Just...con..fess, Just confess, cuff your hands to that desk, and we'll start the the test."

Edit: This could also work with a priest in a confessional booth. "Just confess, just confess, confess your sins and i'll put it to rest."

#be our guest #funny #random