#Crackship children

[mushroom-for-art]

Oopsie Baby Upon Ye @ Darkness (sorry the precorrupt doesn't have swatches, I can find them when I get home!)

Come get your boy he's being a whore all up with my twos (I love it I think it's great)

Thank u again for doing the lineart for these king<3

#my art #Crackship pairing #Crackship children #Crackship meme #Crackship ocs #One baby gets gradients as a treat XD #Probably also partially dna degradation her pigmentation going brrr weird #Names Cheshire first because it popped into my head and had to keep the theme going with jackerwocky #Dark has read one book XD #Ngl had to like try to figure out darks pre corruption palette on the spot to then use #You can tell who was genetically tampered with probably #She was gonna be paler more extreme but also head empy XD #So she can be aomf and cute #Patterns to match dad's but also different

[eveeonaartz]

Leave some kind of note if it is alright for me to steal crackship children made by OC's kf Mine and yours <3

#randoms #Crackship children

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

this is how it feels to chew 5 gum being a barnaby/howdy enjoyer. im Unwell

#im just staring at a wall rotating them in my brain. constantly. no coherent thoughts theyre just There #its like... hate to Expose myself but yk that one supernatural episode #that was filmed like a mockumentary by the Ghost Hunter Guys. yk the episode with the 'gay love saves the day' quote #yeah yk the scene where the guys are screaming trying to escape cas but everywhere they turn / each door they open Cas Is There #that is also what it feels like being a laughingstock enthusiast #im trying to escape it. i cant. theyre Everywhere. #i go to sleep thinking about them. i wake up and theyre one of my first thoughts #ITS TOO MUCH! theyre too good.... #if youre reading this and youre like 'theyre cute but i dont really ship them' #Its Already Too Late. #cause thats how i felt. i thought they were gonna be a silly nonserious concept in the back of my mind #a crackship yk #look at me now... #laughingstock #i thought franklydear was gonna be The Welcome Home Pairing for me #i love them so so so much theyre everything but laughingstock is More. Somehow. #then again! we'll see what new characters and dynamics arise in the future! things may change! #but for now... mentol ellness over the dog and the caterpillar #that sounds like a childrens book lmfao

[ghost-bxrd]

For "your court of owls batfam" au , how would Bruce react if Cobb ever got seriously hurt to the point of maybe having to be replaced? Also how do Dick and Jason feel about Cobb? Do they get along or is it strictly professional?

MWAHAHA I GOT ONE PERSON INTERESTED IN THIS AU ALREADY! *cheers*

Okay so Talon lore is that very little can keep a Talon down permanently. They can even regrow limbs if given enough time! So that’s neat. But basically replacing Talons isn’t a practice often exercised.

I know the Court canonically tried getting rid of Cobb in the Court of Owls saga because he got defeated by Batman and they didn’t think he’d “recover from the shame of being so thoroughly deafeated”.

It therefore stands to reason that he’s aware that he’s easily replaceable (there is always more than one Talon at any given time, although stored away in cryo usually) if he doesn’t perform to the Court’s expectations. Cobb is the best, been the best, Talon for over a century (?) now, but that means nothing if he fails to fulfill his missions.

So let’s say Cobb gets heavily injured by something that shouldn’t have been much of a challenge for a Talon. Let’s say his inattention/hubris/whatever nearly gets Bruce killed—-

That would be scandalous.

For one, his injuries will take several weeks to heal. Weeks in which the Voice will be virtually defenseless without their Talon. This is unacceptable.

And Two, some regular two bit criminals should have never been able to best a Talon in such a way. It’s a disgrace to the Court.

No, no, a new Talon must take Cobb’s place now. He has become obsolete. His services have been appreciated, but, “oh, you understand dear Talon, don’t you? The weak must be culled from the flock”.

And Cobb understands. He does. He’d thought- he thought he’d have more time, though. Time to convince Bruce to let him train the boy after all, to make sure his Voice is protected even after Cobb is gone. That the Court’s machinations will not see Bruce dead before the year is done because the new Talon will not know that Bruce is the best thing to have happened to the Court in a century. They will end up killing Bruce, killing Dick— (he shouldn’t care- he doesn’t care. He doesn’t. He doesn’t. He doesn’t-)

But then Bruce storms into the labs like the onset of a hurricane, all righteous fury and indignation, Dick hot on his heels (wide eyed and still too little with not enough training to hold out against the new Talon long enough to at least escape) demanding what the fuck is going on and why his Talon isn’t back by his side yet.

And he doesn’t accept the scientists’ reasonings that Cobb has done his duty; has become “outdated”. Doesn’t accept the reassurances of the “new one” being just as good— no, better, than the previous one. Doesn’t accept that a new Talon is supposed to protect him now. (“Him or none,” Bruce says, tone colder than the permafrost of the arctic, and at his side Dick’s eyes flash with unvoiced threat. “Now get out of my way.”)

As to the relationship between Cobb and the kids, well. His and Dick’s relationship is tense at first. Cobb has no interest being anything of a family to him despite their blood relations. He only sees Dick as a potential new (and perfect) Talon that could keep Bruce safe if he himself is deemed “outdated”. He’s not happy about all the potential “going to waste” by Dick being made Bruce’s ward, being allowed to live a sort of normal life. But once Dick approaches him for some training in physical combat… well. Sorry, Cobb tried. He really did. But Dick Grayson invented charisma, and even Cobb isn’t immune. He grudgingly starts liking the kid but will deny that until he’s blue in the face. Dick ends up being the Gray Son of Gotham, the highest ranking court member after Bruce with the training of a Talon.

With Jason it’s more straight forward. At first Cobb is pissed at Bruce for taking in a “street rat” and intending to adopt him, but… well, Jason grows on him “like fungus” (a direct quote). At first Cobb doesn’t really know what to make of Jason. The kid is loud and aggressive, but shrinks away like a wilting flower at the first signs of someone raising their voice. (He’s soft, Cobb thinks. The Court will eat him alive.)

But Jason’s also got a spine of steel as he clearly demonstrates when he jumps Cobb with a knife after an unfortunate misunderstanding where he assumed Bruce was in danger of him, and that kind of loyalty at least he can work with. (The kid’s still soft inside as all get out, but he’s excellent at covering it up with violence and bravado, and his charm is that he’s honest in a way so utterly foreign to the Court that it endears him to all the trustworthy members within a few months).

Jason becomes The Heart of the Court, the morality that Bruce was starting to have trouble clinging to; keeping them all on the right path towards a better future. A better Gotham.

(Cobb absolutely loves the children as much as Bruce does. It just takes him a bit longer to get there. And Jason is his favorite sorry I don’t make the rules. COUGH.)

#wait what do we even call the ship? #now there’s a thought lmao #Cobb is a cynical little shit #or a tsundere #both I guess #he denies having affection for anybody #least of all Bruce #sorry but that’s only his Voice #a job #(he said while methodically gutting two people vaguely mentioning hurting Bruce) #and the children are little pests #(he said while bringing them hot cocoa) #Alfred ‘you are an idiot!’ pennyworth #Bruce ‘worlds greatest detective but oblivious to feelings’ Wayne #William Cobb #crackship #Bruce Wayne #jason todd #batfamily #dick grayson #batfam #court of owls #talon #court family

[clairefable]

Hello it's that time of year where it's socially acceptable to draw really self indulgent fanart, so happy Valium Day 2024 troops

#ACKTCHOOALLY CLAIRE IT'S ALWAYS ACCEPTABLE TO DRAW SELF INDULGENT FANART #you know what you're so fucking real for that go nuts #funfact: this was part of something I was gonna do in December to celebrate/commiserate EIGHTEEN FUCKING YEARS #since I hopped on board the “haha crackship fun” train and oh no I can't get off #eighteen years is probably longer than a lot of you have been alive #learn from my mistake children #one day I will expire and my legacy is terrible fanart of a ship no one else has even dreamt of #anyway this can go in character tags because of reasons #pokemon #lorelei #steven stone #altshipping

[fahrenheit-aqua]

jokes that are funny only to me

#lobotomy corporation #black fixer #binah #shitpost #crackship #they have so many goddamn parallels #the 3 birds might aswell be their children

[thepoptartsavior]

Is this anything?

The Skull Kid gave Link a literal peck on the cheek, which made the Hylian blush and chuckle while rubbing his cheek.

“What was that for?”

The Skull Kid looked at him sheepishly, “I-I didnt know how else to thank you”

#the savior writes #the most crackship of any of my ships tbh #the legend of zelda #loz #the legend of zelda majoras mask #loz mm #i know a good amount of yall ship zelink and yall are valid but like think of these cuties #skull kid & link #skull kid #loz link #time imp #smaller otp: children of the lost woods

[imaginationismykingdom]

Hello! May I request a crackship gif of Ella Purnell and Dominik sherwood? Thank you so much! ✨

ELLA PURNELL & DOMINIC SHERWOOD

#crackship gif #crossover #crossover gif #gif request #taking requests #requests are open #ask me anything #anon ask #anon request #dominic sherwood #shadowhunters #jace wayland #ella purnell #miss peregrines home for peculiar children

[nexkove]

#sky cotl #sky children of the light #skycotloc #sky children fanart #screw you youre not getting any context #plus i got held against my will to both draw AND post this #/hj #behold one of my most meme-able sky ocs #blame my friends #crackship #???

[mushroom-for-art]

Rue belonging to @blues-sues and Mays cloned crack children! Old vs new!

I love them so much

While I kept the old bases basic I did still edit them to their old appearances then used them to remodel into the newer look.

Since May long horn genes that grow back both of them have bits of horn growth at the back with Prodigy having more of a spike flourish while Betas is more tall. I noticed as well two of mine have this eyebrow horn but thingy so Beta also got that.

He still has his damaged second neck from being runty and is thinner in feature in the redesign, noodle arms.

Prodigy got more of a round snout like Rue while Beta is rounded square as Mays family (and my way of drawing twos) they have boxy snouts. I altered their eyes too as I think when I originally did them Rues ref had different eye shapes, this time Prodigy has soft triangular squareish eyes a mix of Rue and May while Beta has more triangular eyes like Rue softened by Mays big ol eyes.

Prodigys chest plate is more Rue aligned and boxy as May has a few boxy chest plate havers in her lineage and the bottom points are similar to Matts' too. While Betas is curved like Rues but May shaped at the bottom.

Prodigys tail reminds me of Neopolatin ice cream, the swirl may be larger than like canon I may have went overboard so it may be less ott in official art depending on the vibes, it's fine, exaggerated chibi feature my beloved XD. May has a gene for heterchromia seeing as Dusty also has it. Her reddish purple eye is just Mays brown moved to purple, likely having mixed with Rues purple eye gene for that color.

Beta has partial heterchromia having mostly mama Rues eyes with flecks of Mays and green as May probably has a green gene and I thought it looked good. I headcanoned his original orange colored stripe went up his back to just below his second neck and it's the same here with him having a stripe that fades to blue from Mays blue stripe gene and Rues stripe gene.

Being runty and likely a little genetically defective Beta suffers from pigmentation damage from dna degrading hence his paler patches and clumps they're similar to Prototypes discoloration stripes in placement at times while also being mostly random. Tho around the eye was intentional to mimic an injury.

#my art #Mewtwo chibis #Crackship children #Crackship RueMay children #RueMay clones #RueMay clone Prodigy #RueMay clone Beta #Not my oc #I love these guys so much tjo #Random explanation trivia under readmore to explain bits and pieces in no particular order #I hope you like them Blues!!! #I for one adore them tho I will kind of miss their original colors #I did reuse a shade of pink from one of them on Prodigys tail as a treat #Names were given by team rocket not by RueMay lmao #As I'm sure if they snatched they'd rename them

[ask-the-royal-absol]

ehhh crackship destino withhhh,,, Noir ?

(Crackship between Destino and Noir. Midnight doesn’t like socialising with those he deems to be of a lesser social than him. He’s gotten himself to the point of being a fairly well known model, showing off accessories for other Pokémon to wear. He can be quite empathetic towards those he cares about.)

#crackship meme #crackship #said I would keep at these #only two more left! #love combining the colours of both #also not gonna colour the main Pokémon because I wanna focus on the children

[asbestieos]

ii wannan personally thank you for drawing suika im going crazys over him akahrjnsksnsjs

ive gotta draw him more now i want the world to see more of the son boy

YAAAY YAAAAAY MORE SUIKA SUIKASWEEP SUIKA4EVER YAAAY

#i should draw all the funny kittle fan children of the crackships ive made up #junko and haru i think of u daily #averyspoopedcorgi tag pending

[royalreef]

@infernalpursuit inquired: what's the weirdest / crackest ship you ever rped? alternatively, do you have any fun ship related story?

(( I mean it's pretty hard to top the crackship me and Tam have of Miranda with Zora Salazar from Epithet Erased. Also the ship Miranda had with Gabriel Ultrakill. There's more but they feel less weird to me in comparison!

#Most secret royal advisor || OOC #Dreaded rumors || Asks #infernalpursuit #(( in terms of non-romantic ships. miranda has still adopted NiGHTS and Reala from NiGHTS Into Dreams #(( they are her beautiful clown children and she loves them so much #(( also tbf miranda and aaravi started kinda as a crackship! #(( i certainly did not think it would get this serious and give me these brainworms- #(( i have significantly less fun ship related stories alas

[machineheraldandy]

I need to post here more…anyways what happens when you and your friends all think of the most cursed idea of giving viktor one or two children? You make like 6, and they all have different dads, then 7…. Then 8….two of them aren’t shown here, but I don’t think anyone wants to see 8 love children….

It’s a cursed idea I know I know. It just allows us to do crack ships but to also like make a non functional family…don’t think anyone even wants to see this so I’ll shut up

#art #artwork #drawing #crackships #crackship #rarepair #rarepairing #crackshipping #league of legends #viktor league of legends #love child #love children #digitalart #traditional art

[helga-grinduil]

still can’t believe togachako went from rarepair crackship to jump’s official channel posting a whole ass ‘what if’ hour long video about an au where they met each other as children

#bnha #bnha spoilers #toga himiko #uraraka ochako #togachako #the2ofus 👩🏽‍🤝‍👩🏼🩸🍡

[evignonita]

i was hoping you would open requests um do you mind feeding the cassandra/vidcund fandom any scraps at all 🙏🙏🙏 we are dying out here

Vidcund and Cassandra ❤️

I must confess that this is one of my favorite couples from the sims 2, although it can be considered "crackship", so I was happy drawing these two together <33.

I will be late with drawings, so please forgive me if it takes me a while to upload your req

I love this couple so much that in my game they have two children, the oldest is an edgy teenager asf but he is cute, and the youngest of the children terrifies me

Here is the oldest son!!!! I don't have screenshots of the youngest daughter, but she looks TOO much like Vidcund 😥

#the sims 2 #ts2 #strangetown #pleasantview #simblr #ts2 premades #the sims 2 fanart #fanart #vidcund curious #cassandra goth #sims 2 art #pipipi #the curious brothers #cassandra/vidcund #vidcund/cassandra