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infinititia · 1 month

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Funniest thing with the hermit permit department trip from scar and skizz is probably the fact that skizz knew from the get go that Grian was infact, not there to help. He knows the office schtick and its funnier that scar at first thought the DHP was going to do jack shit for him at first. Now he has been cursed with the base blooben test and the music they play in the rubber room with rats.

#goodtimewithscar #hermitcraft goodtimeswithscar #grianmc #hermit permits #DHP #hermitcraft season 10 #hermitcraft #hermitblr #hermitcraft grian #skizzleman #hermitcraft skizzleman #hermitcraft spoilers #hermitcraft season ten #hermitcraft s10 #hermitcraft x #hc s10

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floef-likes-minecraft · 1 month

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“Good moring~!” Pearl started as she crossed the DHP parking lot with a pep in her step. It was a beautiful day, she had been up since the crack of dawn riding around the Server on Donkey (who is a mule) to deliver all sorts of letters and parcels. While Tango and Etho were still busy getting the entire mailing system online, she was happy to deliver more by hand.

Recently, the DHP had gotten an influx in mail having to be delivered to them and Pearl had made friends with the somewhat grumpy clerk that was sometimes maybe around. Today he was, for which Pearl was happy because that meant she could give him the mail personally instead of trying to get it into the building by shoving it under the broken door. The office was still under construction, so Pearl could forgive them for not even having a small mailbox.

“We’re closed,” Grian said. He was lounging outside, sitting against the white wall of the building and taking in the sun that crested just over the trees. He looked like he could use a bit more of that sun, but not everybody was as blessed as Pearl to have the best job in the world as a Postmaster and be outside all the time.

“Oh, I’m just delivering the mail,” Pearl answered cheerfully as she dug into her postbag. Everything was perfectly organized so it didn’t take long for her to grab out a stack with at least ten letters bundled together. “There you go, mister Grian, it’s always such a pleasure coming out here!”

When Grian didn’t take the bundle Pearl handed out to him, she just but the them carefully on the pavement next to him. He looked at them like they had said something foul to him, which he wouldn’t know until he actually opened them. Then, Grian looked up again to Pearl and a frown appeared on his face.

“Why are you still here?” he asked, rather rudely.

“It’s just that we barely have the chance to properly have a chat,” Pearl simply explained. “I’m not actually sure if the mailing system will be operational this far out, so I might have to keep coming here myself. Isn’t that great?”

“You really don’t have to,” Grian argued weakly, as he grabbed a paper cup with a steaming liquid from his side and set it to his lips to take a little sip. He pulled a face as if he didn’t much like the beverage, but didn’t say anything about it.

“Oh, don’t worry about it, it’s my job and I do it with pleasure,” Pearl assured him with a smile. “Isn’t it just great how a job can be a calling?”

“Can’t say I share that sentiment,” Grian sighed. He had to squint against the light of the sun to look at Pearl. “Look, if there is anything you want from me you’re going to have to come back when we’re opened.”

“Oh, no, don’t you worry your little cotton socks,” Pearl answered, waving her hand. “That is the beauty of mail, you can tend to it whenever you have the time! You can do it first thing when you open again, some work to look forward to!”

Grian opened his mouth as if he wanted to say something but ended up just shaking his head slowly. He must’ve had a rather bad night of sleep to be in such a mellow mood, Pearl assumed. She couldn’t imagine moping around at her job like this, it was way to wonderful to waste a day with a bad mood.

“So… do you have any mail to send?” she continued when Grian wasn’t pushing his conversation forward. “Any replies you need to send out from the letters I’ve brought you last week?”

“Haven’t gotten to them yet,” Grian answered dryly. “We were closed.”

“Oh,” Pearl was caught of guard by that but regrouped quickly. “Well, just know that you can count on the Hermit Post & Co to deliver anything you need. I can even deliver important documents if you want, with signed handover and everything. I’ll give it my extra secure, personal attention.”

“Great,” Grian answered with a sigh. “Don’t you have more mail to deliver? I was kind of in the middle of something.”

He took another sip from his drink, which seemed to be the ‘something’ he was in the middle of doing.

“Nope,” Pearl answered cheerful, shifting to sit next to Grian with her face turned towards the sun. “But I can enjoy this wonderful sunlight together with you. Isn’t that great?”

“… I don’t get paid enough for this.”

#they are giving 'has had this job for 10 years' vs 'new hire' energy #you have to agree with me that this is how DHP!Grian and Postmaster!Pearl would interact with each other #right?#hermitfic #hermitcraft #hermitcraft season 10 #grian #pearlescentmoon #DHP

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rainchildart · 24 days

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Wanted to do a series of liminal DHP paintings so here's the first one.

#hermitcraft #grian fanart #grian #my art #dhp

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permitoffice · 11 days

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THE DEPARTMENT OF HERMIT PERMITS NOTICE BOARD

Our team of dedicated and loyal staff would like to give you a warm welcome to the wonderful world of permits and permits and permits and permits and p

\\ OFFICE TRADING HOURS //

Monday CLOSED Tuesday CLOSED Wednesday CLOSED Thursday CLOSED Friday CLOSED Saturday CLOSED Sunday OPEN 2PM-3PM (5 minute break included) Every April 1st OPEN 9AM-5PM

\\ WE VALUE YOUR FEEDBACK! //

If you would like to suggest any areas of improvement, please do hesitate to send us a message through the complaints box. We will totally definitely look forward to reading them!

READ BEFORE SENDING MAIL: i get really passive aggressive on this blog so if you send in an ask pleasseeee keep in mind that whatever i reply with is a joke. i dont want to start up any accidental drama when it was all just a bit dhbdhdj. you come here to get TROLLED not SERVED sorry ^-^

\\ CUSTOMER NOTICES //

In place of the outdated trading hours schedule, our staff would like to inform you that the Permit Office is INDEFINITELY CLOSED for business. We apologise for the inconvenience and we appreciate your cooperation. @dhpbackrooms is evil dont associate (/joke i love them so much)

say hi to sister location @hermit-permits where you can get ACTUAL REAL PERMITS dont come to me ill troll you

Helpful information hyperlinks!! timezones?

Thank you for visiting the Department of Hermit Permits! We hope you have enjoyed your stay! Please do not come back soon!

#tags!! dhpermits for talkies and original posts // dhpost for asks and mail // dont get confused hahahah #dhpermits #dhp #hermitblr #hermitcraft #grian #pinned post #mod crikkit sends her regards from the waiting room #she KILLED for this url and she's going to have fun with it #late to the party? no. no not at all.#🌙 anon #🦋 anon

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maeioup · 27 days

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they wait

you will wait too

#grian #hermitcraft grian #hermitcraft #hermitcraft season 10 #hermitcraft s10 #hermitcraft 10 #dhp #hermit permits #department of hermit permits

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raileurta · 2 months

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Bs hermit permit question ideas:

Are you a robot? (Yes or No)

To prove you're not a robot tell me what is the main building block of Scar's base?

What color violates dress code regulations of the DHP?

Is tomato a fruit?

Are you a robot? (Yes or No)

To prove you are not a robot, enter in the 7 digit PIN that can be found at [x,y,z].

-note make it a violation to leave the building during the questionnaire so the person has to start over

Who is the man in the chicken costume?

How many paintings are near the garbage at the back of the building?

Is bdubs beautiful? (Yes or YES)

If you have anymore ideas drop them in the comments

#grian #hermitcraft #DHP #dmv #bdubs #poultry man #goodtimeswithscar #i stole the robot pin one btw #shout-out to them

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roweclementine · 28 days

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If your not careful and noclip out if reality in wrong areas, you'll end up in the Department of Hermit Permits waiting room, where it's nothing but the stink of moist carpet, the madness of mono-yellow, and endless backround noise of Please Hold By Jono Smithers /c

#Grian #hermitcraft #hermitcraft 10 #dhp #copypasta #once again begging jono to put please hold and work on Spotify

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ashironie · 2 months

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THE MAGNUS PROTOCAL REFERENCE??????

#tmagp #the magnus protocol #grian #department for hermit permits #or whatever the DHP stands for #i forgor #dhp #british civil service #civil service

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teeceezhang · 1 year

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Anyway

#jojo’s bizarre adventure #steel ball run #dinopants #diego brando #hot pants #dhp #sbr #jjba #jojo #fanart #jjba fanart

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larksiee · 1 year

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lovers

#jjba #steel ball run #dinopants #dhp

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takitolethal · 4 months

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anybody still use tumblr?

I made a new music video, you should check it out!

youtube

#burnout #2023 #rap #hiphop #indie #dhp #Takitolethal #hashtag #planes #funny #relatable #streaming #twitchstreamer #spent #lol #real #Youtube

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savage-kult-of-gorthaur · 5 months

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"ADAM WARREN IS THE AMERICAN-MANGA MAVEN WHO HAS BROUGHT "THE DIRTY PAIR" TO VIVID AND SCANTILY CLAD LIFE."

PIC(S) INFO: Mega spotlight on issues #132-134 of "Dark Horse Presents" Vol. 1 [DHP]. May-July 1998, collecting "The Dirty Pair: Start the Violence!" mini-series, written & illustrated by Adam Warren. Published by Dark Horse Comics.

Resolution from largest to smallest: 1314x2029, 1024x1584, & 1024x1571.

"If you don't know who Adam Warren is, then crawl outta your cave! Adam Warren is the American-manga maven who has brought "The Dirty Pair" to vivid and scantily clad life. (1998 is the anniversary of a decade of decadence for Kei and Yuri; watch for more cool stuff this summer!) Other highlights for Adam during the last several years include stints at DC and on a little book called "Gen 13 Bootleg." Watch for his cover work on a certain "STAR WARS" series coming out soon from your favorite publisher. What can you say about Adam? Where there's smoke, there's fire... he kicks ass, baby!"

-- "DARK HORSE PRESENTS" Vol. 1 #132 (May 1998)

Sources: www.zipcomic.com/dark-horse-presents-1986-issue-132 (zip comic 3x).