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dizzybizz · 1 year
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just came to a realization.....
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..... when,,,, when they're smug and serious and-
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cat-or-kitten · 7 months
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,,Don't forget to call me Daddy,, .....Toby Sanford youuuuuu little sneaky minx you omg i can'ttttttt
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kempkin · 10 months
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a worlds difference
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The universe does not scream
It does
No, Mr Diaz, but you do when you see your husband on a date in a restaurant
📢BUCK!!📢
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vault81 · 4 months
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me rushing to old mormon 5 seconds after starting a new game to recruit arcade:
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foolilazuli · 3 months
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So charles is dying and trisha paytas is having her second baby? Wtf is up with that lady’s cooch??? 😂
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corrodedcoughin · 10 months
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From the outside Eddie presents as a person with very little care for the opinions of others. This however is a shield, an armour class so high that no roll is beating him. Or so he likes to think. Truth is, it's shitty armour that would dissolve in water. But he can't let anyone know that. Needs to keep up appearances, needs to keep performing. 
This would all be fine if it weren't for the fact that Steve Harrington is aiming a metaphorical water pistol at his heart at point blank range. 
When did it start? Oh, who knows! 
Eddie knows, oh Eddie knows alright. Shamefully it wasn't even a mind-meltingly-he’s-so-hot-take-me-now moment that made Eddie's weevil brain latch onto the idea of Steve and never let go. No. It was during lunch period, because is there really a more romantic setting to have your heart shattered and reformed into the image of your new love? You see Eddie was attacked! Ambushed by his feelings! The traitors! He was mid conversation with Jeff about the best unconventional food combinations. Eddie was arguing for bananas with sliced cheese and was not being given a fair hearing on the matter when he turned his head at the most inopportune moment. The moment that ruined everything. Because in that head swivel Eddie saw Steve being Steve. He saw 'The Hair' without the mask. Steve had been tapped on the shoulder by one of his sport boys and had turned around to display a perfectly normal serious face. Except, on that serious face was two carrot sticks placed in his mouth like walrus tusks before he decided to further ruin Eddie by breaking out in the most disgustingly beautiful fit of laughter. Then! Then he had the audacity to take the sticks out and shove them up his nose. This was complete idiot behaviour and Eddie had never been more endeared in his life. Fuck. 
'Ground control to Munson, anyone in there?' Before Eddie could register what was happening Gareth had appeared from behind and started knocking on Eddie's head. Gareth could try all he wanted, Eddie was in a severe case of ooey gooey heart eyes over The Societal Norm that was Steve Harrington. 
'You okay man? You look vaguely constipated. More than usual I mean. You eat too many of those vitamin gummies again?' Gareth had taken a seat next to Eddie now and was promptly swapping out their lunch trays. His chocolate pudding to Eddie, Eddie's vanilla to Jeff and two applesauces to Ian. In return Gareth got an extra pretzel, no sweet tooth on that boy, which they all agreed was concerning and confirmed their theory that Gareth did not have earthly origins. 
'Dude shut up. And anyway it was ONE time. AND WHO TOLD YOU?' He didn't mean to shout but when a man's bowel's movements are brought up in a public setting what else is he to do? And...and oh no. Oh no, no. Eddie had turned back to get another sneaky look at Steve and was met by the whole table staring back. The whole table including Steve. Steve that was now making eye contact with Eddie while smiling in a deliciously confused way. Delicious?? Why was he giving Steve food adjectives? Who was he becoming? Next thing he'll be wanting to take a bite out of him!...maybe...maybe that wasn't such a bad idea actually, file that in his ‘think about later’ box.
'Harrington is totally staring at you. Eddie stop looking at him, stop! Do not engage with them! I swear to god I just want one lunch without drama!' Jeff said, finally breaking into Eddie's consciousness. 
Feeling himself going bright red Eddie returned to his body just as Steve waved with a carrot stick in hand. Bright red was now a thing of the past. Eddie's face was crimson. Eddie’s entire body could probably be used as a beacon for airplanes looking to land. Eddie's only option now was to seek employment as a court jester in order to make use of his permanently altered complexion.  Internally screaming, and maybe very quietly outwardly screaming too, Eddie swivelled abruptly in his seat. Fixed his gaze on the table in front of him and absolutely did not think about pretty Steve looked with a vegetable stuck in his face holes. Except he did and didn’t stop thinking about it for a long time.
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ego-tistical-prick · 8 months
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Things about elias hodge that are canon:
-Came up in projectiles, was specifically chosen for the mind control gun because of that
- Was hired at gobstopper industries immediately after graduating
- is about 20 years old
- Virgin
- Took a grappling hook to a meeting with his boss
- Saw one girl smile at him and has thought about it everyday since
- Jumped out of a window 20 stories high and genuinely wondered for a moment “is this what sex is like”
- Did the first good thing in his life and got a boner
- Is fighting a military funded evil tech company with mind control guns
- Manages to be a deviant freak despite being a virgin
- Felt something when his barber’s beard grazed against and his voice mumbled into his ear
- Is so overworked he keeps an extra set of clothes in his office
- Grappling hooked through a window, miraculously landed in his office, and immediately poured himself a drink
please feel free to add more
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fiveninesquared · 5 months
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swampert goes to the swamps (autobiographical)
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alpacacare-archive · 1 year
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chara fell underground and was brought to “home” (the ruins) by asriel, and only then did monster kind leave home and move into the undergrounds other areas, the royal family moving into new home, which is implied to have been built after the core, since the core is built under it. the core was of course, built by WD Gaster, who was the royal scientist, and therefore worked closely with the royal family.
all of this to say that Gaster is implied to have known chara and asriel.
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internet-goblin · 8 months
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kindrehd · 10 months
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spent today and yesterday doing scara studies
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movietimegirl · 18 days
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Keep an eye on her, just in case. I'm not sure she's Mystique or she's the one behind the attack in episode 5 or what. She's is a suspect.
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weedle-testaburger · 1 year
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this is so cringe i apologise
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scrapnik · 1 year
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dont worry king, if you wont im sure they'll do it themself 👍!
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Playing through Our Life: Beginnings and Always again (de-stressing from coursework lmao) and COMPLETELY forgot how giddy I get whenever Cove talks about his favourite flower - because it's literally mine/my character's name!!
She gets to sit there in Step 1 on the hill and tell him about the flowers, would probably excitedly point out that she shares her name with the flowers, and then Cove just follows up with 'they're my favourite flower'. AND THAT HILL IS LITERALLY SO IMPORTANT BETWEEN THE MC AND COVE AND YOU CAN PROPOSE WITH A POPPY AND THEY'RE IN THE BOUQUET IN THE WEDDING AND ITS JUST ARARARARGARAGRA
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