#Get the pun

[beauty-grace-outer-space]

How do you make friends?

#asking for a friend #get it #get the pun #*sobs*

[badolmen]

WARNING 18+

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#ra speaks #it’s a silly joke/pun dw #we stay silly :3 #edit: #woahg. that’s a lot of notes. hi everybody o/ #10k. stop clenching your jaw and drink some water. #15k. eat some fresh fruit this week! I’m having kiwis tonight :] #20k. quit sitting like a shrimp it’s bad for your neck! sit up straight and do a little stretch every now and then #25k. I’m up at 2 AM but I’ll get to see the sunrise today :] if you can’t see that I hope you admire the sunset later today #30k. do something fun you haven’t done in a while. I haven’t drawn in months - I think I’ll paint a cat tomorrow :3

[nerdpoe]

Danny's found a way to dodge GIW trackers, as well as his parents. Their equipment hunts ghosts, ghosts run on emotion; so as long as he keeps his under a tight lid and doesn't feel anything ever, they won't be able to track him.

It works!

He's able to run from them, and goes as far as New Jersey. The plan was to stow away on a ship, and go to literally any country that wasn't America. He goes to Gotham, which hosts the one harbor he knows where no one will ask any questions.

But because of how weird he acted (completely emotionless during a Joker attack), he was fingered by police immediately.

He's handed over to CPP. CPP doesn't know what to do with a teen literally so traumatized that they don't show any emotion at all, ever. He keeps just...walking out of his placements. Just leaves without a sound.

Luckily, he's always caught, due to those placement houses having quiet alarms and him refusing to run.

They call the one foster parent they know who does.

Bruce Wayne takes in the strange, nameless kid who refuses to talk.

On paper, they gave him the filler name of 'John Doe', for lack of anything better to do.

Bruce does everything he can to make the newest arrival feel at home. Damian, for as territorial as he is, actually breaks out of his shell sooner than expected just to try to get the new kid to speak. To emote. To do something. Duke tries the open approach, then tries the 'no one will ever know, everyone thinks I'm an innocent goody-two-shoes' approach. Nada.

Tim even tries to trick him into talking, but nothing works.

Enter Dick; Dick heard about Bruce's new ward, about the situation, and decided to see if he could get the kid to open up.

Danny though. Danny's in trouble.

The Wayne Manor is weirdly secure, and he can't just walk away like he did his other placements. He can't use ghost powers or the GIW and his parents will immediately know where he is.

He really, really wants to take Bruce up on his offer and just spend the day relaxing. Respond to Damian's attempts to provoke him. Overshare about space facts with Tim.

But most of all, he really, desperately wants to get in a Pun Competition with Dick. He wants to laugh at Dick's jokes, and learn coolass gymnastic tricks!

But he can't!

If he relaxes with Bruce, he'll be content, which is an emotion. If he argues with Damian, he'll get annoyed, which is an emotion. If he sneaks out with Duke and breaks the rules, he'll get happy, which, again, emotion. If he overshares with Tim, he'll get excited, which is, yet again, an emotion!

The worst sin of all, he can't even show proper appreciation of the food the Butler keeps making him!

And now there's even more people coming over!

There's a quiet girl who keeps reading his body language and trying to get him to dance ballet, a blonde girl who keeps trying to kidnap him to take him to BatBurger, a guy with a stripe of white who wants to take him to a shooting range, and it just...he really, really wants to!

He wants to do all these cool things with them!

But he fucking can't!

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #phanfic #story prompt #danny vibes with dick the most #not that anyone knows that #breaks his little ghost heart that he can't have that pun competition #meanwhile bruce absolutely is running facial recognition #and hitting government firewalls and keeps having to shake off digital tracers #trying to find out who wanted that information #he smells a mystery #and he wants those answer #if cannot get them from their resident Doe #then he'll get it from whoever tortured the boy into silence #sidenote Damian just called Danny Doe instead of John #and danny responded to it quicker because it started with a “D” #that was noticed #now everyone just calls him Doe until his name is found

[tentacleteapot]

are you familiar with Articuno, the legendary Pokémon that’s a combination Ice-type and Flying-type? well, this is the end of the pointy crest thing at the top of its head.

and that’s just the tip of the ice bird…

#this is a bad pun and I feel bad #but if my fiancée laughs at it then I win so you all get to suffer #Pokémon #Articuno #daphne.txt #hall of fame #30k

[the-midnight-sugar1]

I don’t think he hears genuine laughter very often

#I love the idea that pomni laughs at one of his jokes #like a really stupid pun #and he wasn’t expecting her to laugh cause no one does #not even kaufmo could get laughs and HES A CLOWN #And he’s just mesmerized #when was the last time he heard someone laugh? like REALLY laugh? #idk but I think he’d want to hear her laugh again #tadc showtime #showtime ship #caine x pomni #showtime tadc #pomni x caine

[salamispots]

something something giant isopod sharing is caring pass the detritus

inprnt

#giant isopod #marine biology #artists on tumblr #inprnt #I tried coming up with a pun but nothing popped up #cackLES #there's also another print up on inprnt that I'm waiting to post when I have other stuff settled 👀 #technically inprnt is getting to see stuff a little earlier haha #also been noticing how my process has changed haha it's interesting #like I'll spend waaaaaay more time now nitpicking/adjusting colors which is fine #but like before when I was still in old process mindset I'd get frustrated and think the colors weren't coming out right #when what I needed was to spend more time figuring it out

[puppyeared]

littlest furth shop

@laikascomet

#i think i had a little too much fun with this lol #i also wanted to draw road boy and other characters but maybe when they actually get introduced #i do have a sketch of him with a lil chainsaw.. im not gonna be normal when he gets introduced man he looks so sillygoofy #if you squint laika's eye marking is a clover yue's is a crescent moon and mars' is a star ^_^ #i wanted to give laika an accessory too but i couldnt think of anything.. maybe a stack of pancakes?? #im curious to see the apocalypse side of the story too.. like so far we have an idea of the comet fucking everything up #and im assuming that lead to a ripple effect causing the apocalypse but exactly how bad?? i cant wait to find out #rn im kinda piecing stuff together.. larkspur delivers mail in a beat up van so that might mean all transportation is grounded #the buildings we've seen so far are intact like the observatory and turnip's house but idk if thats the same for big cities #laikas playlist only includes songs downloaded on yue's computer and there hasnt been internet in 20 years.. but radio signals might #still work.. if yue grows his own food we can assume that mass production and distribution also isnt a thing anymore #sorry im a sucker for worldbuilding.. and the furth puns are fun to me. i like to think toronto would be clawronto.. and vancouver wld #be nyancouver.. barktic circle.. mewfoundland and labrador.. canyada.... #christ i have so many drawing ideas. willow if youre reading this im so sorry youre probably gonna expect to see a lot of drawings frm me #like. i wanna draw laika in the akira bike pose so sosososo bad. IT WOULD BE SO AWESOMECOOL. ill teach myself to draw bikes if i have to #i also wanted to animate laika leekspin.. man #my art #myart #fanart #laika's comet #laikas comet #laika #mars #yue #furry art #fur #littlest pet shop #lps

[markscherz]

BOOPHIS SNOOT!

Specifically, an undescribed Boophis from the B. goudotii species group that I discovered in 2015/2016.

#boop #boop his snoot #Boophis #frog #frogs #a rare and serendipitous occasion #for this glorious pun #zoology #animals #herpetology #undescribed species #new species #taxonomy #I don't remember catching all the frogs I've ever caught #but I do remember catching this one #it was one or two metres above my head #and we had to whack the branch it was on to get it to come down #and then frantically search for it after it landed #I think it landed on someone's backpack in the end #a marvellous and bizarre creature #hopefully to be described in the next few years

[volatilemask]

ULTRACATS // VIOLENCE (the rest of them, anyways) ALL CATS

#id in alt #ultrakill #ultracats #mannequin #gutterman #minotaur #guttertank #1000 THR earthmover #big johninator #vm's art #gutterman was done already so its not included - mannequin was also done previously but i changed its tail so it gets a new one #and earthmover was only done with the silhouette shown in the teasers so i decided to update its design also #speaking of - gutterman/guttertank are both “gutternyan” because i couldnt come up with a different pun. lol #hence the added “faust paw-zer” to differentiate the two

[ex-jock-enthusiast]

Apologies for the long absence, but I return with a gift: the fabulous ranafitness! Not to dampen a revolutionary cause, but I dare say Marie Antoinette had the right idea - let them eat cake! And it looks like his jealous gym buddies had the same idea 👀

#bulk #bulking #ex jock #exjock #hunky to chunky #fittofat #male gainer #belly #weight gain #gay gainer #is this anything #please let me know if the puns are landing or if theyre gradually getting so abstract as to become distracting #but yeah i think this guy warrants an #oh god oh fuck #there's bulking and then there's art #seriously check this guy out on insta tumblr literally doesnt let me do him justice

[v-iv-rusty]

windows knight-y eight

#misc.txt #scribblings.mdp #that's a horrible pun #every time I get an idea+motivation it's always super late.....was going to draw more but it's. like. 430 am whoops #DOS quixote

[chloesimaginationthings]

Ok one more, Miguel O’Hare

#myart #chloesimagination #doodles #meows morales #spider ham #miguel o'hara #miles molares #spider man #spiderverse #across the spiderverse #atsv #I just had to get this pun outta my head

[luzho]

(based on this post) THIS is what made katara realize there’s two of them...

also, wow!! this is my first zukka comic in TWO YEARS... i missed the silliness

[ID: This is a four panel comic of Sokka and Zuko talking while riding Appa in a simplistically drawn sky. In the first panel, Sokka smugly rambles and gestures with his hands while Zuko listens attentively in the back: “I think a common mistake people make about puns is that they often believe puns are meant to make people laugh. This is not so!” Then, the panel zooms in on his face, smiling and clenching his fists against a fiery background: “The emotion that puns are meant to elicit isn’t joy, it’s rage”. In the third panel, Zuko surprises him and leaves him dumbfounded, saying this with a little grin of his own: “Puns are meant to inflict punitive damage”. Finally, they’re both smiling when Sokka turns to look at him, with a flash effect in the background. End ID]

#zukka #my art #im back to my roots eh? drawing clownery is really a lot of fun:)) really hope i get to do more of this in this semester #zukka nation #zukka fanart #zuko #sokka #atla #zuko x sokka #sokka x zuko #incorrect atla #incorrect zukka #atla fanart #i am a FIRM believer zuko shares and enjoys sokkas brand of humor.... they DO #zukka puns

[poffplay]

Sans boops you.

#the booping wars on tumblr has been cracking me up #I just had to join in and make this #been wanting to make a post with the slumber party get up #have several puns prepared and yet its the booping that gave me the motivation to record something XD #sans #cosplay #undertale #my cosplay #poffplay

[chitteringcicadaeyes]

hc Malleus just has an evil laugh, his little giggle in game is only the beginning to his maniacal evil ass

#digital art #fan art #disney twst #disney twisted wonderland #malleus draconia #twst malleus #malleus x yuu #yuusona #Malleus also can’t really understand new age humor #but he can sure get dad humor #maybe even puns but they gotta be evil or smth

[emmcarstairs]

Okay, is it me or are the bloody fingers/sewing/stiching fingers strangely reminiscent of a red thread of fate??

Not to mention that she's caught in his laso during these scenes.

#i couldn't quite put my finger (pun intended) on it but now i get it #but it's midnight and i'm having THOUGHTS #fallout #fallout spoilers #fallout tv #lucy maclean #cooper howard #vaultghoul #tw blood