#HOLY FUCK???

[jesuistrestriste]

oh my god

#holy fuck??? #he’s so beautiful #the most beautiful ever #not to get technical but that color looks so fucking good on him #MM MM MM #i’m sweating #mike faist #mike faist thirst #challengers movie #art donaldson

[skelepen]

UHM HELLO DO YOU HEAR ME SCREAMING??? /POS

Check out this patch here!!!!

#STILL SHOOK #holy fuck??? #ill be able to buy a patch #THAT I CAME UP WITH #THATS CRAZY!!!!! #skeletalk #qsmp #fitpac #fooligetta

[chrisrin]

i just. i just finished act 5 act 1.

holy fuck.

#chris reads homestuck #homestuck #ill write a proper. writeup. later #just #holy fuck??? #(i'm a little further than Right when it ends because i needed to keep going.) (im at john and karkat's first convo) #which is my favorite page in the entire series so far #because holy fuck theyre so deranged i love them #BUT HEY WHAT THE FUCK??

[saintflint]

hi i hope you are well! i just wanted to ask were you a percy jackson kid and if so how are you feeling about toby stephens as poseidon

UH. HAH. EXCUSE ME.

WHO AS WHAT??

#YES I WAS A PJO KID & WHAT WHAT WHAT WHWAT WHAT?? #HOLY FUCK??? #asks

[sokkas-first-fangirl]

Jerin nation, rise up!

#derry girls spoilers #derry girls season 3 #derry girls #spoilers #jerin #james maguire #erin quinn #holy fuck???

[beanie-twink]

Just heard Who We Are for the first time…streaks dmu…..

#holy fuck??? #hozier

[heyitsspaceace]

SHUT UP- EVERYONE MANIFEST FOR ME RIGHT NOW- THERES A SMALL CHANCE THAT I COULD GO TO A RITUAL

#HOLY FUCK??? #AHHHHH #MOTHER PLEASE #PLEASE #ghost the band #ghost #ghost bc

[miwakags]

did 2 singles on the weapons banner on a whim bc i was mourning my beidou not having the cr claymore and

#Holy fuck??? #i will never be over this #kind of mourning not saving for mistsplitter instead but . idk how my rng might’ve been on another day #and honestly didn’t expect to be so close to pity . got it either at 57 or 67 #this is insane im malfunctioning djjsks #boba genshins

[vidovy]

This guy gets shitfaced and then some holy fuck

#HOLY FUCK??? #the brain cup too he does it regularly #FJANCKANDJA THE BRAIN CUP #n two straws how romantic #brain bumbler sounds about right

[cidthecoatrack-blog]

Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.

#voyager 1 #programming #holy fucking shit

[myclericalromance]

i went to a tiny counterserve diner once and accidentally poured sugar instead of salt all over my hashbrowns and was eating them sadly anyways. the waitress took them away and started making me another one and I tried to protest, but she just snorted and said "we're not catholic here". now every time i'm doing something painful out of obligation i think about how that is not repenting, this body is not a catholic establishment, there is no nobility in suffering.

#edit: i know i did not invent the phrase no nobility in suffering #holy fuck this hit 50k are we all. doing okay. #please stop telling me about sweet latkes i knOW about them #this was a terrible horrible accident involving a sugar shaker with a very large opening that i mistook as being a salt shaker #there was a quarter cup of white granulated sugar on my hashbrown before i could even process my mistake

[elfgrove]

New Things to Beware on the Internet

On May 3rd, Google released 8 new top-level domains (TLDs) -- these are new values like .com, .org, .biz, domain names. These new TLDs were made available for public registration via any domain registrar on May 10th.

Usually, this should be a cool info, move on with your life and largely ignore it moment.

Except a couple of these new domain names are common file type extensions: ".zip" and ".mov".

This means typing out a file name could resolve into a link that takes you to one of these new URLs, whether it's in an email, on your tumblr blog post, a tweet, or in file explorer on your desktop.

What was previously plain text could now resolve as link and go to a malicious website where people are expecting to go to a file and therefore download malware without realizing it.

Folk monitoring these new domain registrations are already seeing some clearly malicious actors registering and setting this up. Some are squatting the domain names trying to point out what a bad idea this was. Some already trying to steal your login in credentials and personal info.

This is what we're seeing only 12 days into the domains being available. Only 5 days being publicly available.

What can you do? For now, be very careful where you type in .zip or .mov, watch what website URLs you're on, don't enable automatic downloads, be very careful when visiting any site on these new domains, and do not type in file names without spaces or other interrupters.

I'm seeing security officers for companies talking about wholesale blocking .zip and .mov domains from within the company's internet, and that's probably wise.

Be cautious out there.

#tech #google #domain names #the more you know #zip #.zip #mov #.mov #yikes #BIG FUCKING YIKES #WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS AGOOD IDEA HOLY SHIT ARE YOU A FOOL

[madqueenalanna]

been seeing homies get deep into "the terror" and making me want to rewatch SO i spent two hours in the dead of night reading the wiki/the subreddit/other linked articles and like. one of those articles was deadass fucked up

there was a woman who spoke inuktitut who was writing a book containing a lot of inuit oral histories, and in nunavut she was able to hear passed-down recollections of when survivors from the franklin expedition were passing through

and like. i can't imagine being an inuit family/group, knowing that europeans exist but having never seen them, seeing 8-9 shambling, blue-skinned, cold-to-the-touch out-of-their-minds white men come wandering by. they invited the men inside their igloos for warmth, for food, to be hospitable. the men refused to eat, refused to speak, and when trade was offered, clutched their possessions close and refused to entertain the idea of trade. this was, offputting, to say the least. the group set them up in their own igloo, with their own fire, and left three whole seals for them to eat. and then they fled cause what the FUCK get out of there. they came back in a few days to check on the strangers. the three seals were completely untouched, while all of the men had killed and eaten each other

i mean. fuck dude. there are obviously pretty dark angles to view the franklin expedition from– honestly can't think of a good angle, it's pure colonialism and british exceptionalism– but that specific interaction, that inuit group who were living lives as normal until a dozen fucking walking dead showed up and did cannibalism. no wonder that story got passed down, i'd be shitting my pants if i saw that

#I will try to find a link to the article again tomorrow but I'm on 4 hours of sleep rn #On account of spending 2 hours reading about The Terror on a work night #So the fact checking will have to wait. But holy fuck dude #The Terror

[dougielombax]

I wonder what the largest shellfish is?

Edit: Okay this post is getting a LOT of traction. What is going on?

Edit: Fucking hell.

This post has set off a fucking MINEFIELD!!!

What have I DONE????!!!!!

I’ve lit the blue touch paper and found there’s nowhere to run to!

I’ve summoned a wolf only to unleash a tiger!!!!! Made of fire! And nails.

Probably….

Idk.

Edit 2: 5,000 Notes! Good god! What the HELL do you want from me. I’ve never had a post of mine take off like this until now.

Some got close like the one about homeowner associations (fucking powertripping middle aged mediocrities!) which got at least 1.5k notes but this is the most I’ve gotten on a single post so far.

Anyway.

AND this post has officially gone to hell. (6,666 notes)

Edit: 8,000 notes! Holy shit!

Edit: 9,000 notes!!!

Edit: 10,000 notes!!!!!!!!!

Edit: 15,000 notes!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edit: 20,000 Notes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHO THE HELL TURNED OFF THE REPLY THREAD FOR THE REBLOGS?!

Okay never mind it’s back. For now at least.

Anyway.

#dougie rambles #personal stuff #shellfish #sea life #wildlife #maritime shit #fucking hell #molluscs #mollusks #fish #speculation #holy shit #what is happening #viralpost #sort of #kind of #maybe #5k #viral #idk #8k #9k #10k #15k #20k

[defectivealtruist]

#mom holy fuck

[coonazz74]

Seriously? Dude, that's something you'd seen in the basement. But not made of chocolate

#amaury guichon #chocolate guy #tiktok #food #holy fuck