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emmyrosee · 11 months

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I legit just came across this reel on insta and thought of your dad!atsumu AU. Like imagine Atsumu posting this and being like “yes I am a man of the women” … just to have his old teamates clown him in the chat with the “you basically copy pasted what Kita san scolded you with”. The chaotic lighthearted arguments that ensue are poetic cinema. 😩🤌🏽 and imagine uncle! Osamu adding to the mix by showing up the next day ready to “party with his niece” first thing in the morning and catch dad!Atsumu slacking in 4k:absolutely knocked out on reader’s chest, drool and all. Morning routine who?

(That being said I do think this reel needs to become the norm and I’m HC all the HQ people can and will be good partners + parents)

BROOOO NEVER LET TSUMU LIVE IN PEACE😮‍💨🩷

Like he makes this super sweet, heartfelt video about how much he appreciates you carrying his baby and holding the fort while he’s gone, and the least he can do all the other mornings, is let you sleep while he gets Hisako ready for the day.

It's filled with laughter and toys and coffee and princess crowns falling into little fruit cubes, and just absolutely everything going smoothly for the camera.

And his fans go buckwild. They love dad!Tsumu posts as much as we do, and they’re in the comments worshipping him and his teachings and just being the absolute best dad ever.

…but that doesn’t last. Because not two hours later does the clownery start. Because he doesn’t deserve peace.

onigirimiya11 bruh ur such a liar. if you’re going to copy like you did in school, at least change the words smh

suna.ejp.rintaro LMAOOO NOT HIM SAYING HE LIKES HIS WIFE WHADDA SIMP-

aranojiro_ you forgot the part where Kita swats you with newspaper. at least be consistent if youre going to steal his gospel

miyasan7137 @/onigirimiya11 @/suna.ejp.rintaro @/aranojiro_ YALL FAKE AS HELL, LEAVE ME ALONE ITS GOOD ADVICE

kshinsuke1 atsumu, im thrilled you are listening to me. tell hisako i said good morning- use those exact words, of course, as youve done here

miyasan7137 @/kshinsuke1 kitasan please im sorry

ksakusaiyoomi no one likes you, Miya

It seems like nothing could be better, let alone feed the hungry dad!atsumu fans, until a few hours later, when Osamu posts a quick "@/miyasan7137 lol this you?" to his story:

atsumu, absolutely knocked out against the couch with his head in hisako's lap while barely in frame in the kitchen, you're cooking, giving the camera a wide smile to match the one hisako shares from behind her pacifier.

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hyusolk · 1 year

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omg we all know u love jay but i wasnt sure who comes after jay so!

• favorite crew

• favorite workers affiliate (lmaooo)

• coolest fighting style

• character you wish would interact more with jay

• character/s you kin with

• problematic fav! villain fav! scumbag fav!

sorry there are a lot, but i'm curious my loveee!!

kindly indulge me 😌

LEYS GO MORE ASKS FROM U (ily)

1. favorite crew:

if i were lying id say daniels because jay but honestly i think big deal because the backstory is very cute and funny and theyre all just very cute and funny + they have lua and jake 😊😊 but mainly because of how much they all love each other like its extremely adorable 😭😭 honestly the kind of love i desire

2. favorite workers affiliate:

I think the 4th one with one mcn ? with samuel because i was diehard simping over that man 😍

3. coolest fighting style:

Im gonna be deadass honest with you, i pay like no attention to the fights. But id say james lee or dg or whateva catches my eye the most because that dude be balancing on peoples heads??

4. characters i wish would interact more with jay:

this is obvious from me but daniel 😭 but i also really wanna see more interactions with him, joy, and kitae because i think id be able to laugh and relate if we saw more panels with them all together + i wanna see what his familys like

5. characters i kin:

honestly ive never really related to a character or thought about it 😭 but i am curious about who you would assume i kin

6. problematic fave:

...its gun 😞 unfortunately. hes such a dickwad and is public enemy number 1. Hes my fave mainly for the fact that i used to be a hardcore gun simp and found him so hot 😭 now i just laugh at him

(Also dont apologize i had so much fun answering ^^💕💕)

#jann <333

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i-cant-sing · 1 year

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I love kita shinsuke and sugawara sm, they are my whole life and i will do everything for them (i am mentally ill) ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Mentally ill? That's for me to decide. Send a pic or a scenario of them in your mind that makes u simp for them. Right now bestie🔪

#also where tf is my Valentines notes and letters?#like is this a 1 way thing where im supposed to provide yall with dream material and trauma comfort for FREE?#i dont think so

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abri-chan · 9 months

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I’m absolutely terrified of Kurostuchi-taicho.. but his daughter Nemu on the other hand~

Just curious, if you could date any of the current or past captains or lieutenants who would you pick, since Unohana is seen as my OCs mother, Nemu’s always been the best choice for Kita.

Hi, so...

Design-wise I would say Nanao because she's the reason I even got into reading/watching Bleach. I usually don't have a thing for Megane but her design, especially in tybw arc really pleases me.

Although, in terms of personality and who would work best for my own personality: Unohana (but she scares me, understandably, but the flesh is weak; I think it's mostly because she's Dom and I'm also Dom so... We could both hunt men for sport tho) or Rangiku (she's a bit hyper feminine but I like her extroverted and confident personality. She knows how to have fun and is also loyal).

When it comes to male characters, of course I can't date men because men are only (boy) toys lol. I think Shuhei is cute and I like that he actually looks Asian in a story set in Japan; but he's a bit too basic flour in his personality for me--he's still a kid in that regard (love the choker tho, already training to have a collar, I see). I hate to admit Shunsui is quite compatible as this man's default sex position is getting pegged and he loves to be degraded and humiliated; he would simp for an ounce of female attention. The only thing (or two things) is that he's too hairy (and too old) for me, and that's the reason why I always am out of luck with manwhore characters across genres: I love body hair in women, I don't in men. But Rangiku is like the female version of a manwhore so...

(Glasses Aizen is also hot in a yaoi teacher kind of way, but we know Aizen doesn't care for anyone but himself and being right all the time. Also, I don't see myself liking evil Aizen and his antics, not even his look. And his soft personality when he wore glasses wouldn't be my type either--I like to be chased, not chase.)

#bleach #anime manga rambles

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kazemi-archive · 1 year

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You have both Kita and Suna in your little 9 square of love. I saw that and squealed. I’ve never met someone who simps for both without the Miyas. 😅 I found a kindred spirit! 🥰

Ahh hi hi sorry I’m so late responding but I am sorry to report that I do in fact simp for a Miya boy. Samu is one of my top hq boys but I haven’t talked about him too too much recently

But yes yes Kita and Suna are my bbies. <33

#𓇻 asks #answered.kitakashi

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bigbadwolfwood · 2 years

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aims bby!!! i am skipping over to your inbox to give you a smooch and your favorite beverage (bc we are hydro mooties). ( ∩ˇᴗˇ∩ ) tysm for your sweet tags on my kita fic!!! wahhh, what an honor hehe. i am imagining you watching everything go down while sipping on your drink and munching on some snacks.

post-fic i like to think after reader and kita snuck off they held pinkies or something so it wasn't immediately obvious but aran is like trying to keep the other boys distracted so y'all can have your moment 🥹 giving you a big ol' smoocherino bc your kind words always make me all warm n fuzzy and they brighten my days 💕💕

laura my love <33 your kita fic was so so well done !! (like all of your fics hehe) but something about getting kita to rebel had me simping !!! HOLDING PINKIES WITH HIM- omg !!! that would be the cherry on top hehe :) i am kissing you right back and giving you a big big hug <333 also LOL YES the way i was smacking and hydrating while reading your fic LMAOOOO<333 so spot on !

#laura <3333

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oksullen · 2 years

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✨ If you get this ask, tell us more about your selfship(s)! And then feel free to pass this ask around ✨

not me just looking at my inbox now ANYWAYS- I HAVE TWO the obvious- kaleshima aka me and tsukishima bc why not i love him so much i- dvgbhnjkhbg anyways.. I feel like I would bully him more than he'd bully me

but the flirty type of "bullying" I am much short than he is so that'd open up a lot of teasing definitely the type of person who would be like "I'll go for your knees" if he'd piss me off that much we'd make a great couple though. the two people who gossip all the time and always seem like we're at each others throat but in reality we are just two very touch deprived, lonely people.

I have a love "hate" relationship with his as a character. sometimes I wish I could chuck his glasses across the room and other times I want to hold him and tell him it's okay and this one is more recent- I have had an "obsession" with Kita. this is man- OMG.. he is PERFECT I feel like I would be the one simping for him more than him for me if we were in a relationship. I am not the type of girl to want to cook and clean for a man for example but I would climb the highest mountains barefoot without equipment for this man. he's so cute too- also just want to hold him in the palm of my hand and protect him. also I didn't think the high difference of 5'9 (him) and 5'2 (me) was a lot but he'd still tower over me. those are basically my only two selfships but I do love many other characters. other than those two maybe me and Iida from MHA. basically a mix of the two selfships to create one. ANYWAYS THANK YOU PEA FOR ASKING AND UHM- SORRY FOR THE LATE REPLY TEEHEE

#kaleshima #kale rambles #anime #haikyuu #haikyuu!!#haikyu!!#haikyu!#haikyu #kita shinsuke #tsukishima kei

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nicka-nell · 2 years

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Greetings Author!

I'm that anon who request that Kita shinsuke oneshot. Just want to let you know that I love it and I'm really grateful 🥰

btw I just finished reading your inarizaki mafia au earlier. I had rollercoaster feeling while reading that lol. And because of my curiosity I'm having a mindblown to mafia Suna(though it's only an au fic. ) Well he's the most who abused the female lead... It's just that I'm kinda disturbed to him right now 😆, that's why I'm reading other Suna fics atm.

But hey it's really great mafia au fic. 👌🏻

Hey anon! :))

Awww I'm so happy to hear that! ♥

And omg thank you! I think that was my first longer fic beside the collabs I wrote back then haha. I really enjoyed writing it because back then I was a big simp for the whole inarizaki squad. (I mean I still am lol) Oh and Mafia Suna is also something I love to read! I can just imagine Suna in such an AU so well. I mean, we already know due to haikyuu that he tries to manipulate his opponents and that he is good at it. So I really feel it when he plays the manipulative right hand in a mafia AU.

Aaah Suna is really a special one right? I get why you like reading Suna fics. He's really such an interesting character who fits so well into a dark universe.

#nela answers

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onigirintarou · 2 years

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we already established that we’re presidents for each other’s fan clubs BUT I GUESS I’ll tell you which characters I think would simp (they’d have to fight me tho) iwa would see you and immediately be like “I need to wife her immediately.” Also so would Kita, he talks to you once and that same night he envisions the rest of his life with you.

ok but this is such an enormous compliment 🥺 not only do you think that Iwa and Kita (AMAZING SUCH WHOLESOME MEN) would see me as wifey material but you would also fight them for me??? i. am. in. love. with. you 💕💕💕

who'd be into me?

#kat 💛#📬

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storytimewithnova · 9 months

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Fake shambolic wedding to a happy ending?( this day Aira)

Before i start let me Tell you who the siblings are there is Tori and Taichi the oldest then you have yaku and shona twins the youngest this was originally Ennohina But I am changing up to go with a storyline I just thought you’re up So everything in the story is basically the same except the ships changed and there’s more added to it aka there is a twist also before I forget to mention all the siblings had the last name Kawanishi

Quick sidenote:shona like Cadance has the power to spread love and light

In the volleygays gc

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Fake shona:🎶This day is going to be perfect The kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small🎶

Tori:sis what are you saying

Fake shona:🎶Everybody will gather 'round Say I look lovely in my gown🎶

Everyone bowed to her and said how pretty she looked

Kenma: bestie are you getting married and why wasn’t i told

Fake shona:🎶What they don't know is that I have fooled them all🎶

Everyone: WHAT?!

Tori:sis what do you mean?

They see the real sho locked in a basement

The real shona:🎶This day was going to be perfect The kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small🎶

Kuroo:Wait there are two chibi chan’s

Hajime:so who’s the real sho

The real shona:🎶But instead of having cake With all my friends to celebrate My wedding bells, they may not ring for me at all🎶

Tori:wedding who is marrying my sister with out my approval

Taichi:sis simmer down let’s see what else is said

Tori:Right

Fake shona:🎶 I could care less about the dress I won't partake in any cake Vows? Well, I'll be lying when I say🎶

The real shona:🎶"That through any kind of weather I'll want us to be together🎶

Fake shona:🎶The truth is I don't care for him at all" No, I do not love the groom In my heart there is no room But I still want him to be all mine🎶

Kita: i think we know who the real sho is question is whose the fake

The real shona:🎶We must escape before it's too late Find a way to save the day Hope, I'll be lying if I say "I don't fear that I may lose him To the one who wants to use him Not care for love and cherish him each day"🎶

Tori:just want to know who this he is so I can talk

Iwaizumi:don’t say that while holding a knife

The real shona:🎶 For I oh so love the groom All my thoughts he does consume Oh Atsumu Miya I'll be there very soon🎶

Everyone: Atsumu?!

Ennoshita:Have you guys seen sho-NVM wait whats going on

Iwaizumi:Backread

Ennoshita:Huh why is there shona’s

Kenma:We want to know as well

Everyone agrees Kawa also put down the knife and said

Tori:I’m glad its you she is marrying my bestie at least it’s not one of her simps i am Not against this as you were sis

Fake shona:🎶Finally the moment has arrived For me to be one lucky bride🎶

The real shona:🎶Oh, the wedding we won't make He'll end up marrying a fake Atsumu will be..🎶

The screen when black and another video started

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Fake Atsumu🎶this day is going to be perfect the kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small🎶

Suna:Something feels off

Fake Atsumu:🎶all those armor loving bores say i look great in my uniform🎶

Kita:Yeah this is not our Atsumu

Atsumu:🎶 This day was going to be perfect The kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small But instead of having cake With all my friends to celebrate My wedding bells, they may not ring for me at all🎶

Samu:Omg brother There you are

Fake Atsumu:🎶I care not a thing about the ring i won’t partake in any cake vows? Well i be lying when i say that in any kind of weather i want us to be together the truth is I don’t care for her at all🎶

Yaku:That is my twin you pig

Fake Atsumu:🎶no i do not love the bride for my heart is dead inside but i still want her to mine🎶

Atsumu:🎶We must escape before it's too late Find a way to save the day Hope, I'll be lying if I say "I don't fear that I may lose her To the one who wants to use her Not care for love and cherish her each day🎶

Kenma:Aww tsumu you love my bestie that much

Atsumu:🎶Oh i also love the bride oh in my heart she does Reside oh Kawanishi Shona I’ll soon be by your siiiiide!!!!🎶

The simps: aww we didn’t stand a chance

Fake Atsumu:🎵Finally the moment has arrived for me to take a very lucky bride🎵

Atsumu:🎵 Oh, the wedding we won't make She'll end up marrying a fake kawanishi Shona🎵

Atsumu:🗣will be Mine All mine

The real sho and atsumu broke out of their Confinement at the same time to see the fake them ready to take their vows

Atsuhina: STOP THE WEDDING THAT’S NOT US EVERYONE WAKE UP

Yaku:We knew it so who are the fakes

Then the fake sho turned out to be Yachi

Yachi:Ahahahaha

Everyone: YACHI!!!!

Yams:Aww guess i am next

Everyone: KARASUNO’S PINCH SERVER

Yams:I have a fucking name assholes

Atsumu:Why yamaguchi

Yams:why not

Shona:why yachi just why do You wanted to ruin our wedding day

Yachi gives her reason she is about to learn how selfish she was and how she is going to be alone

Yachi:ain’t it obvious you had everything and everyone at your beckon call I had nothing BECAUSE YOU STOLE IT FROM ME UGH PEOPLE JUST HAVE TO MENTION YOU AND THESE FOOLS GET HEART EYES ITS SICKENING

Shona:by why attack my husband to be

Yachi: you really are a dumb bitch. BECAUSE I LIKED HIM FIRST DON’T YOU GET IT THIS WASN’T ME DOING ALL THIS FOR LOVE THIS WAS ME TRYING TO GET BACK WHAT YOU TOOK BUT YOU HAD TO FIND AWAY TO RUIN THAT AS WELL GOD THIS IS WHY I HATE YOU

Shona:I’VE DONE NOTHING TO YOU ACCEPT SHOW YOU KINDNESS I HELPED YOU WHEN YOUR MOM WAS BEING A BITCH THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME YOU KNOW WHAT YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF YACHI YOU HAVE RUINED OUR FRIENDSHIP Atsumu honey lets go we are done with this bitch

Kenma:You messed up

Yachi:….

Tori:What you let jealousy and you pride take over how many friends do you think you lost today yachi

Yachi:….

Tori:Ayo anyone here still friends with this fake

Everyone: ……

Yachi:G-G-Guys please

They all slowly started to walk away

Tori:This is what your actions have done oh and take yamaguchi with you

Yachi:…

Kuroo:Jealousy not a good look on you come on kitten let go to chibi chan’s actual wedding

Kenma:Hai

Everyone else followed kuroo and kenma leaving yachi standing at the Alter looking dumbfounded

The mayor: you know what I now pronounce the real shona and Atsumu husband and Wife

Shona:Well in that case we skip the formalities and go straight to the good bit

Atsumu:Read my mind honey

They shared a long and passionate kiss

Yachi:Guess i was being jealous now i have completely lost everything

Me: Your actions have consquences Yachi you let jealousy greed and pride control you you forgot who you will be hurting and how much damage you will be doing not to mention how many lives you maybe ruining in one day

Yachi:…..

Leave you to think on that

End of this part

a little bit of a disclaimer here this is going to be sad in a way and there’s gonna be a Time jump from the first story to this one with a flashback to the first story near the end so I hope it doesn’t confuse you in anyway with that out the way let’s go

Remeber i said there was a time jump meet The Miya triplets they know nothing of their parents and their Auntie Tori refuses to mention them Osamu has been MIA when he found out his sister in Law and twin brother is Dead he suddenly returned today the kids want to learn about their parents uncle Osamu and Auntie Tori aren’t sharing so they were going to find someone will to tell them inspired by

It starts with the kids going to akaashi’s and bokuto’s house plus they wanted to see their cousin the cousins come busting though the door to the triplets

Bokuto: Now that is one way to make an Entrance kids or maybe an exit what are you three aiming for

Keira:Ignoring that hey you three What do I owe the pleasure of my favourite nephews and niece

Miya Zachary:Well auntie i was wondering if you could tell us about our parents

Miya Natsuki:Please auntie i ran in to uncle Osamu yesterday we just want to know

Keira: Well i don’t see why not my little sunflower its just a story right A long time ago your dad wasn’t the only man in your mother life you mother was a person known for spreading love and light where ever she went someone could be having a fall out with their other half shona would find away to kiss and make up but like i said it wasn't just your dad in your mothers life she had a whole harem but your dad was the one that won her heart

It was a normal dad and All the simps were arguing you know the normal fight they were fighting on whose turn it was with sho all the simps were riveals to the core the onlys that got close was a Atsumu

Young Atsumu:Psst i’m not suppose to talk to you

Shona giggled and then replied

Shona:oh well I’m not suppose to talk to you either

Young Atsumu:Hey my mom says if you hold a buttercup under your chin it will make you chin glow but it doesn’t work on me see

Young shona:Hehe does it work on me?

Young Atsumu:It sure does Sunbeam

Young shona:Hehe Sunbeam i like that name

End of flashback

Miya Zachary: Wait a god damn minute atsumu and sunbeam those are our parents names

Keira:Of course sunbeam was just a nickname her given name was Kawanishi Shona

Miya triplets:What?!

Miya Katsuki:You know what never mind that what about this feud

Keira:Oh yes the family feud but for this story you need kenma him your dad and mom were all thick As thieves

Miya Natsuki:Thank you Auntie Keira

Keira:No problem dear

They ran to kenmas house which was a street over

The miya triplets:Uncle ken ken uncle ken ken

Kenma:Whoa whats up with you 3

Miya Natsuki:We are Learning about our parents trying to find out what auntie Tori keeps avoiding the questions we ask

Kenma:Oh sweetie you can ask me see how much I can tell you

Miya Katsuki:What do you know about this feud that was going on Uncle Ken

Kenma:Oh young Katsuki Where did you hear about this

Miya Katsuki:Auntie Tori

Kenma:Well if that’s one of the things you are desperate to know about then I have no reason to see why I can’t tell you

The kids sat down and listen

Kenma:After your parents got married and let me tell you that wedding was almost a shambles because two of our so-called friends decided to be fake

Miya Zachary:Huh?

Kenma:Let me explain one of our friends Faked being your mother another one of my friends faked being your father almost ruined your parents special day

Miya Natsuki:Why though?

Kenma:Jealousy young Natsu anyway the feud started with your uncles Your dads twin and your moms twin Somehow your parents just got caught in the middle

Miya Natsuki:Do you mean uncle Osamu I saw him yesterday he’s returned he gave me free onigri

Kenma:No one officially knows what the Feud was about or how it started Originally we just thought it was a mini disagreement one that will get resolved quickly because we know your uncle Osamu and Uncle Yaku had fights over the least little thing it would be over everything goes back to normal. Look kids our old high school days they had fights like that just petty fights that never last but this one they kept going and going and going and I found new reasons to fight which greatly upset your mother

Miya Zachary:Sorry for all we know that could’ve been the reason for this feud and it was a misunderstanding instead

Kenma:Maybe anything else you wanna know because I can’t tell you anymore on this subject

Miya Natsuki:Uncle Ken Ken can you tell us about mommy in general

Kenma:Now that I can do Natsu Your mother was the sunshine in every one’s life I think I can speak for myself as well as everyone we all fell for her just atsumu won her heart do you know she was the one that actually persuaded me to pursue gaming and to start my own business

The miya triplets:Wha-really mommy so cool

Kenma:That she was kids but if you want one more story about her you need one more person

Miya Katsuki:Who?

Suddenly Taichi walks in

Kawanishi:That would be me

The miya triplets:Uncle Taichi!!!

Kawanishi:The favourite uncle is here so story about my baby sister

The miya triplets:Yeah yeah

Kawanishi:Okay so Like you were told your mother was the sunshine in everyone’s life she was the best little sister I could ask for actually she was Like you Natsu your personality matches hers

Miya Zachary:I can see it sunflower your are mom's mini version

Kawanishi:that she is Zac But as much as I loved her no one loved her more than your dad he would’ve literally taken a bullet for her and on several occasions he almost did. I don’t know much about what happened during their wedding day which I only found out there was fake versions of them that was it you can guess how I reacted

Miya Natsuki:Uncle Taichi

Kawanishi: Yes Sugar

Miya Natsuki:Are you mad at us for pursuing this you know finding out about our parents

Kawanishi:Huh?! Mad why, why would I be mad they’re your parents you have every right to know Tori should’ve told you but I’m guessing it’s still hard for her to talk about at the moment

Miya Katsuki:Is auntie Tori struggling that much

Kawanishi:Yes its not easy having a sister die in your arms kiddo

The miya triplets:We’re sorry Uncle Taichi

Kawanishi:No no you wanted to know

Miya Katsuki:Can we Gather everyone up we have something to show them

While the kids went to gather everyone akaashi spoke to kenma

Keira:Thank you kenma but the feud the There was one thing I remember it was a long-standing feud between the cats foxes and crows and then cats backed out as they saw no point in it and it was just the foxes and crows

Kenma:Oh yeah

The miya triplets:Hehe We’re back we bought uncle samu

Osamu:Kids why am I here

Tori:^

The miya triplets:we want to show you something it's for all of you

Kawanishi:What is it?

The Miya triplets:Just a little something our parents left behind

The miya triplets:As a reminder if your fox cat or Crow we accept you

Tori:This is about right my sister

Samu:This is amazing

Kenma:Thanks sho we love you

Kawanishi:Typical sis

The miya triplets:Hehe we did it mom and dad we got the family together

The spirits of Atsumu and Shona:Thats our babies

The end

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kyopmi · 2 years

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mizuuuuu, for obvious reasons I think sakusa would be a major simp for you and your sweet personality and the sense of calm you exude. like being around you makes sakuka's heartrate speed up but at the same time he also finds a sense of home and comfort with you.

also, i like the idea of kita falling head over heels for you too. it starts with admiration for you that turns into a full-fledged crush and he is all about acts of service for you as a show of his love <3 <3 <3 just a hand on the small of your back, a steady hand to protect you from the corners of tables, or having an umbrella on hand and picking you up in a downpour, the list goes on.

laura aaaa these are gonna be the death of me

high five to omi bcs i am also a major simp for him LMAO but i would love to spend quality time with him,, nothing too grand or fancy, maybe just reading in bed or going on a walk or grocery shopping.. that's gonna make me melt forever aaaaa🥹

KITA'S WHOLE PARAGRAPH that's literally what i want in a relationship how did you know😭 he's always so sweet and kind i can never stop falling in love with him❤ the umbrella one and picking you up makes me so soft, imagining this man getting half of himself drenched so you can get more of the umbrella hmhddmh

[ match game ]

#im melting at these!! tysm laura<3 #[games]

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notbunnyhunny · 3 years

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A global pandemic is a gift that keeps on giving. Being able to simply mute your annoying English teacher is a godsend gift that you will cherish forever. Before you had to sit through the entire class and listen to her obnoxious screaming early in the morning, but now that online learning is a thing, you can simply mute her and enjoy peace of mind.

Your boyfriend knew about your such unacademic behavior and multiple times “ urged you to condemn” such childish actions. That's why he forced you to come over during your English seminar so he can make sure that you aren’t slacking off.

You are sitting on his bed, laptop in front of you listening to an economics teacher, taking notes of diagrams for an upcoming quiz. Kita knew that the next class was going to be English so he decided to catch a quick shower before an hour of monitoring you. As economics class was coming to an end, Kita stepped out of the shower. A white towel draped around his hips, hair wet and slicked back, water droplets running down his body and falling onto the floor. You were snapped back to reality by a bunch of “thank you” -s echoing from your laptop, signaling that class is over. You quickly left the zoom call and slammed the laptop shut.

“ i think you are forgetting about something y/n” kitas voice echoed in the room. Authority and dominance clearly present in his voice. He didn’t even spare a glance your way. He was too busy looking for his clothes.

You opened your laptop with a loud whine. Quickly pressing the attached zoom link and logging into an hour of torture. Of course, you wanted to speak up and whine about how you don’t care about online classes since you are good at English anyway, but you knew that Kita wouldn’t have any of that. Or such bratty behavior will probably earn you punishment later, so you just silently complied with his wishes.

Kita let out a satisfied hum when he heard your teacher taking attendance. Kita turned around, keeping his eyes on you as he dropped the towel on the floor and putting on his sweatpants. That's when you completely stopped paying attention to the lesson, kitas actions replaying in your head like a movie on repeat. And now you feel yourself getting uncomfortably wet more you think about him. Your hand darted to your laptop to turn off the camera. Dear captain on the other hand gave no thought to his actions and went to the bathroom to hand the towel and to dry his hair.

This was your chance to relieve yourself a bit because dear Shinsuke- Kun has no sense of personal space. Your hand slid under your skirt, fingers slowly working on your clit as an earlier image of Kita played in your head. You picked up your pace as you felt your high approaching. Suddenly as if on cue, Kita walked out of the bathroom and stopped dead in tracks, discontent, and irritation clearly visible on his face.

Unable to retreat hand from its position, to be honest, He immediately grabbed the laptop to mute you on zoom.

“ what do you think you are doing?” Kita spat out as he slapped your hand away from your needy clit.

“i - I’m sorry it’s not what you think-” Kita rolled his eyes quickly grabbing you by the neck.

“I don’t want to hear any more excuses. How many times did I tell you that you need to be respectful and study, I guess I will have to fuck it into your dumb little head so you remember for good”

He manhandled you on your fours, with your face planted onto a laptop keyboard

“ you were playing with your needly little clit right before?” after his venom-filled words a harsh slap was delivered to your little bundle of nerves. It felt so good each slap send sparks of electricity coursing through your body, you could feel your pussy drooling down your thighs. Kita was quick to notice.

“ look how wet you are it’s disgusting, I guess you don’t need any prep now” he started positioning himself behind you after giving himself few pumps, tip glistening with precum.

“ No please, I can’t take it without pre-AH” before you could even finish your sentence hee already pushed his tip-in. Kita was not only larger than average but also incredibly thick, with proper prep it’s hard enough to take him, but now he is splitting you in half.

Only mewls and cries escape your lips as Kita finally bottoms out, stretch hurts more than you could imagine, his head pushed up against your cervix, you are filled to the brim. Slowly pain started to melt into pleasure.

Kita wasn’t having it, he pulled out completely, leaving you empty for a split second before slamming into you, completely sheltering his girth inside you. “ remember baby this is a punishment you are not supposed to be enjoying yourself. And don’t even think about cumming”

The pace he set was ruthless, your head felt heavy, pussy clamping down on him after every thrust, tongue lolled out with your eyes rolled back.

Suddenly your teacher calls on you from your laptop, she asked you a question, but let’s be honest you were way too out of it to care. But Kita had other plans. He bottomed inside you completely, grabbed you by the hair to bring you to his chest, and murmured “ come on bitch i know you know the answer, so I’m going to unmute now and you will answer, understand?”

You had no choice he would do it either way even without your agreement s you simply nodded still trying to regain your vision. His one hand is still holding you by the hair tightly, while the other is quick to unmute you for the whole class to hear.

“ c-could you repeat that p-please?” you managed to stutter out to your teacher. While the mentor was repeating the question Kita brought his other hand to your clit and started flicking it vigorously, he let go of your hair and started playing with your nipples flicking and twisting them painfully. His hot breath fanning the back of your neck. All your efforts were put into trying not to let any sound escape your mouth that could embarrass you for the rest of the school year.

After the teacher was done repeating herself it was your cue to talk, silence from the laptop felt suffocating. But the pressure Kita was putting on your body was so delicious, your orgasm hanging on the thread.

“ I don’t know the answer, I don’t-” before you could finish your semi coherent sentence kita slammed your laptop shut, throwing you back on all fours just to deliver most painful slap you have ever received from him.

“ baby this was your chance to redeem yourself, I would have let you cum if you had answered this question right, but you blew it, just like your sex life for a week” he walked away from you without looking back.

#kita shinsuke #kita smut #inarizaki smut #kita #i am a simp for captains #this is so bad #im sorry #just me and my kinks #haikyuu smut #haikyu

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tamayokny · 4 years

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last night i had a dream that kita shinsuke and i were having a conversation. we were talking about our academic careers, and he was giving me advice and comfort (in his own way) about academic advising lmaooo

#mads makes a text post #haikyuu #kita shinsuke #lmaoo im too far gone #i guess i am - what the kids would say - a kita simp #but honestly. how the FUCK is that so fitting/in character for him lmao #it actually made me feel better about a lot of things; i think he was letting me get my anxieties out LMFAO #ugh i love him so much [crying emojis]#ALSO i bet he appeared in my dream because i sent my friends an inarizaki tik tok lmfao #kita if ur out there reading this. u have a good heart and keep on being u

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caxsthetic · 4 years

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HELLO, I AM SORRY, DON'T WANT TO BE A SIMP BUT I DO BE SIMPING OVER THIS MAN SO MUCH NOT GOING TO LIE

#you guys know about it already #it's just a scene from Nice Serve #yeah it's a freaking spoiler hwhw #but imma just want to share this!#i am a soft bitch #oikawa tooru is my man #he's husband #my husband #beside kita hwhw #i couldn't choose okay?#don't make me choose #it's oikawa tooru y'all #precious alien #yeah this tag is much more than the context #i do be simping #oikawa tooru #the love of my life #again #beside kita

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foxyyychan · 4 years

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I LOVE THIS SONG 🥰

#🦊simps #KITA I AM ALWAYS FREE #PLS DATE ME #I LOVE HIM SO MUCH HDKSHS

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taeyamayang · 2 years

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Okok I got a question for you. 🙋‍♀️ So I read your falling for your brother’s friends with Suna and I loved it. 😍 Especially the Miya family banter/dynamics. Soft Suna always got me in the feels. 🥺🥰 The interactions with Kita got me wondering - what would it have been like had it been Kita not Suna? How would the twins have handled that rodeo? 🤔

interesting question. with that, here's a HIDDEN CHAPTER!

FALLING FOR YOUR BROTHER'S FRIEND

Hidden Chapter of Suna's

↬ CHARACTERS: Kita Shinsuke x fem!reader??? (not really)

↬ GENRE: fluff! | crack if you laugh | diving into the brains of the Miya twins | platonic | falls between part 1 and part 2

↬ WARNINGS: constant questioning of why am i not siblings with the Miyas?? i'm sorry brother

↬ wc: 2.9k~, i exist to simp over inarizaki

a/n: i was supposed to do a full-length explanation on how i hc the twins react to their sister dating Kita but i didn't do it because 1) i'm not the best at explaining 2) holy fuck, your scenario whipped my brain up and i NEED to write it. so here you go, an uncalled hidden chapter of what could have been.

note: this is still a Suna Rintarou x fem!reader fic. this hidden chapter falls after Suna went to the Miya's place and talked to y/n and right before Suna confronted the soccer team (: that's all. enjoy!

ps. i wrote this for fun, please don't come at me lol

part one | part two

HIDDEN CHAPTER

your brothers, Atsumu and Osamu, have always been supportive of your choices

but will they still be if your choice includes their volleyball captain?

Atsumu is sure that it isn't the caffeine that he drank this afternoon that is keeping him wide awake past bedtime. Something is bothering him. A thought that randomly crossed his mind when he saw his younger sibling enjoying the company of a specific someone. Someone he least expected to enjoy your self-deprecating dark jokes.

"Oi, Samu…" The blonde kicks the upper bunk bed using his feet. "Don't ignore me ya asshole. I know yer awake."

"What do ya want?!" Osamu snaps, and not single trace of slumber coats his voice.

"How many times have ya seen Kita-san smile or laugh?" The blonde's out of the blue question pulled Osamu's brows together.

"I don't know… once?"

"During nationals, right?" Atsumu confirms.

"Ya." Osamu's short reply led Atsumu back to his racing thoughts. As the silence fills the air, Osamu's curiosity pests him. "What about it? Are ya simping over Kita-san's smile at one in the morning?"

"Shut up, dumbass!" Atsumu's attempt to retort earned a cackle from his twin. Albeit, the blonde continues. "But is Kita-san easy to humor?"

"No?" The bed shifts.

"Just as I thought."

"What are ya thinking?"

"What if…" saying his assumption aloud daunts him even more. "Something suspicious is going on between Kita-san and (y/n)?"

The room fell silent, contrary to Atsumu's expectation of his twin's reaction. Nonetheless, after a substantial pause, Osamu breaks the ice.

"Tsumu…" Osamu speaks in a hushed tone. Thereafter, propping his head out to the side of his bed to look at Atsumu who is lying below the upper bunk. He pulls a serious face, staring at his twin before opening his mouth to speak.

"Ya seriously need sleep."

It turns out his brother is much harder to convince.

"I am serious! Have you seen them together?! Which is almost…always! When (y/n) visits the volleyball gym, the first person she greets is Kita-san and not us, HER BROTHERS!"

"Tone it down!" Osamu shushed him off. "And you sound like a kid envy of someone's attention."

"We have only seen Kita-san smile once, and not even Aran's jokes pass him, but our wench of a sister had made him smile three times. Let me repeat, THREE TIMES in a row just this afternoon at the gym!" Atsumu's rant continues.

"And, and have you noticed? That selfish glutton shares food with Kita-san! They even sit next to each other every damn break time!"

As much as he hates admitting that his stupid blonde twin may be logically connecting the dots right, his obersevations make sense. Osamu's mind instantly replays the previous days, weeks, and months of you interacting with Inarizaki's volleyball team. It is true that you prioritize the captain more than your siblings. You give him special attention in contrast to the rest of the members. But more than that, Kita-san does seem to enjoy your company. Hence, Osamu's eyes widen. His thoughts sank further into the idea of you possibly dating-

"Samu, what if…." Atsumu dramatically draws in a deep breath. His voice dropping an octave. "What if they're dating?"

What the fuck.

"No." is the only word Osamu managed to say.

"Ya see? It's been racking my head since this morning!"

"No, no, that can't be!"

"Ya get it? Ya see what I mean?!" Atsumu sits up from the sudden adrenaline rush.

“(Y/N) IS NOT GOOD FOR KITA-SAN! SHE WILL STAIN HIS INNOCENCE!" Osamu exclaims and his twin does the same.

"EXACTLY!"

And at that moment. They betrayed their only sister.

"But we need to make sure that they are dating. We might be worried about something that isn't true." Osamu suggests, and the other nods in agreement.

"Starting tomorrow, we will keep a closer look at them."

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Hence, the following day the twins pledge to keep their eyes on you during volleyball practice, but to their dismay, you have prior plans. You were busy seeking a club that fits your interest, so instead of going to the volleyball gym, you roamed around visiting clubs.

Their seemingly unflawed plan is now completely ruined as each of them received a text from you that your club hunting took longer than expected. You urged them to go home without you and prepare dinner. The twins did not want to spoil their scheme, so they called it a day and insisted on resuming spying on you tomorrow.

As Osamu cooks dinner, the front door of the apartment swings open to reveal a sluggish image of you.

"I'm home." Your voice lacks energy. You tossed your bag to the nearest chair and slouched your body on the couch.

"How's club hunting? Any club that dared to risk their sanity by accepting you?" Atsumu banters as soon as he hears you enter the room.

"Fuck off, Tsumu. I'm tired." A long sigh dragged out from your mouth as you rested the back of your head on the sofa's backrest. Your eyes flutter close as you let exhaustion take over you.

However, as you completely relax in the comfort of the sofa, the complete opposite happens between the twins. Atsumu's eyes peel open, his bottom lip falling on the ground as he sees you clad in a way too familiar jacket.

Atsumu quickly rushes to the kitchen, poking Osamu's side. The latter turns his head.

"What?" His tone spits annoyance is evident. But all Atsumu can do is tug on the shirt of his twin. He mouths your name, eyebrows pushed to the center as terror paints his face.

"What about her?" Osamu replies. The blonde dips his face near his twin.

"Look at what she's wearing!" He whisper-shouts.

Osamu hastily but quietly emerges from the kitchen to the living room. He was careful not to disturb your peace so he could keenly look at you. To his horror, he sees you wearing Inarizaki's volleyball jacket. Like a ghost staring at you from across the room, you sense your brothers looming over you. Hence, you unlatched your lids. Upon doing so, you see the twins gazing at you with a disappointed look.

"(Y/n), we need to talk. Stand." Osamu begins.

"Why would I do that? Samu, my legs are killing me-"

"Stand." He cuts you off, repeating the word sternly. Judging by the sudden shift in the air, you know that the two are not fooling around. You follow suit because, after all, they are still your older brothers.

"What is it?" You bounce your eyes from one twin to the other before shoving your hands inside the jacket's pocket.

"Whose jacket is that?" Osamu points at the volleyball team jacket.

"Oh, this one!" Your face instantly brightens as the image of the boy who was kind enough to lend you a jacket on a freezing night pops in your head.

“Yes,” Osamu replies.

“It’s Kita-san’s jacket!” You gleefully announce, swaying your body from side to side before showing them the embroidered Inarizaki Volleyball Team at the back.

Atsumu immediately grunts. He slams his palms on his face, bending his torso back like a human possessed by an evil spirit. He continually mumbles to himself “no” as he shakes his head. On the other hand, Osamu clicks his tongue in a disappointing manner.

“Why? What’s the problem?” You innocently ask, watching the twin lose their mind over a jacket. “Shinsuke-san lent me his jacket on the way home because it was cold outside.”

“Samu! Did ya hear that!” Atsumu theatrically cries. “They’re on a first-name basis! We can't even say "Kita-san" without being conscious of breaking boundaries!”

“We need to put an end to this.” Osamu holds Atsumu at arm’s length, searching for the latter’s eyes.

“What is happening?” You ask, bewildered by the way your siblings are acting.

“We need to save Kita-san,” Osamu utters seriously.

“Save him from what?” You prompted a question, but the two continue to ignore you.

“He won’t survive a day in the Miya household. Grandma will be traumatized too!” Atsumu cries louder.

“Trauma?”

“Kita-san’s purity must not be tainted!” Osamu exclaims.

“JUST WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT?!” You scream loud enough for them to whip their heads to face you.

“Please, break up with Kita-san. It's for your own good as well.” Osamu directly says.

“Break-up-“ You pause, blinking rapidly at the realization. “Wait, you guys thought we were dating? Me and Shinsuke-san?”

And silence means yes.

Their stunned faces made you howl in laughter. Crunching down to hold onto your stomach and slapping your knees at their absurd assumption.

“What made you think I’m dating him?” Every time you look at their faces, another round of laughter vibrates from your chest.

“I sent Samu a list from Wiki How dot com on how to know if someone, one of which is sharing clothes,” Atsumu admits, and the more he speaks, the louder your guffaw is.

“Wiki How dot com? You guys are fucking stupid!” You bicker.

“It wasn’t just that! You and Kita-san are way too close.” Osamu states.

“That’s because I see him as an older brother. A brother I never had.”

“Excuse me?!” The twins say in unison.

“Are ya guys offended?” You taunt them pulling a smirk.

“You have two older brothers, and one is an amazing setter,” Atsumu speaks bitterly.

“And sadly, that’s the disappointing truth.” You provoke, shrugging them off casually.

“Come here, you prick!” Atsumu was ready to grab you, but Osamu was quick to hold back his twin.

“So, you’re not dating him?” Osamu asks.

“No.”

“Do you like him?”

“No, not romantically.” And in the middle of conversing with your siblings, your phone vibrates as a notification goes off. You take your phone out of the pocket of your school uniform to read the message.

It’s a message from Suna reminding you to text him before you visit the soccer club tomorrow. He didn’t forget about the talk you had the other day, and that alone sends butterflies in your stomach. You stop the corners of your lips from rising as you read his text.

“I like someone else. So, don't worry.” You mutter, keeping your orbs fixated on the contact name of the sender before walking away.

“What did she say?” You hear Astumu ask his brother but the sound of the lid of the pot shaking as the bubbles of the boiling water hit the glass cuts the conversation.

BONUS!!

The following day, you went to Kita’s classroom to give him back his volleyball team jacket.

“Shinsuke-nii-chan!” You greet him by the door, and when he returns your greeting with a smile, you take this as a cue to enter the classroom. “Do you know what? My brothers thought we were dating!” You say, making the older’s brow arch in confusion.

“They did?” Kita takes the jacket from your grasp and taps the empty seat next to him.

“Yeah, it’s no big deal. It’s just that they thought we were way too close to each other. Anyway, guess what happened on my way to your room!” You change the topic, eyes brimming with delight.

“Hm?” He hums, urging you to continue.

“Suna-san and I crossed paths! He even looked at me!”

“Did you greet him?” Kita asks.

“No.”

“Why not?”

“I’m out of his league and I’m…” You glance at Kita through your eyelashes, blood crawls up to the tip of your ears. "shy.”

“No, you’re not out of his league.” Kita shoots you a gentle smile. “You can talk to him about volleyball, if you want. Just to kick start a conversation.”

“I can’t do it.” Your teeth claw on your bottom lip.

“Of course, you can! You are a Miya.” His smile grows wider as he diverts the topic. “The volleyball team is looking for a manager.”

Your eyes turn to look at him. Kita never says something without purpose.

“Just saying. It might come handy in the future, who knows.” Kita shrugs knowingly.

ANOTHER BONUS! timeskip;)

After some time dating Suna, your memory brought you to the past thus fueling your curiosity.

“Why was it easier for you guys to accept that I am dating Suna than Kita-san?”

“We sold you to Suna-“ Osamu nudges his twin using his elbow, cutting him off mid-sentence.

“You looked genuinely happy with him.”

“No, he’s lying.” Atsumu points at his twin using his thumb as he shifts in his seat. “Kita-san is too kind for you. You will ruin his purity and innocence by dating him. But you see, with Suna,” He cocks his head to the side. “You’re both fucking evil. At least by dating him you both save other people’s chances of ruining their mental health by dating either of you two.”

“You fucking scumbag.” In a swift, the top of your foot lands on his shin.

“See?! You’re proving my point! You're a fucking evil witch I don't even know why you're my sister!” Atsumu curls in pain, rubbing the spot using his hand.

"I am this way because I am YOUR sister!" Another kick lands on his other shin.

“Hey, guys stop it!" Osamu scolds but after a brief pause, he continues. "Although I hate to agree with him, everything Tsumu said is true." Osamu makes the same mistake, bearing the pain of a blow on his shin.

“Hey!” They both scream in unison.

“No wonder you guys are twins.” You say in spite. “Wait for me to bear a child, and Suna and I will make your life a living hellhole.”

thanks for reading! as per usual, likes and rbs are very much welcome. hope yall enjoyed :)

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