#I am an useless lesbian

[useless-sapphicc]

back hugs?? hugs from behind?? gently resting your chin on their shoulder??

#i am soft #i need hugs #i miss herr #i saw her yesterday but idc #wlw #sapphic #wlw yearning #wlw textpost #sapphic yearning #useless wlw #lesbian #wlw mood #wlw post #my gf <3 #lesbian yearning #sapphic textpost #useless lesbian #queer #useless sapphic #wlw love #yearning

[thermodynamic-comedian]

tim called elias useless and a waste of a suit as an insult but somehow i feel like he would interpret that as a compliment. he would be like thank you tim that's exactly what i was going for :3

#another core difference between jonah and lena #jonah probably thrives on being seen as useless. his bureaucracy themed autism or whatever. #but lena would literally start sobbing if anyone ever called her a useless lesbian. she would be like ''no im a very useful lesbian :('' #''i get things done i am very competent and good at my job :('' #tma #the magnus archives #tma memes #tma spoilers #tma shitpost #tim stoker #timothy stoker #elias bouchard #jonah magnus #tma s2

[starrycassi]

Captain Gloria

Or my way of making Ambrosius both a momma's boy and a neglected child. Because it's funny.

I hope you all know that Ambrosius mother in my mind is Captain Gloria, a 6ft tall aromantic pansexual TANK of a woman who got married only to have her child and keeps her husband (retired ex knight or whatever. Literally useless man) in a nice little house while she continues to live in the Goldenloin mansion raising Ambrosius (he visited his dad once in a while! The man in just too fucking tired of everything to care)

She didn't take a maternity leave with her pregnancy until they practically forced her to because she was COMMITED to her work. Like, don't sleep don't leave kinda committed, and Ambrosius may have taken one too many hits to the head when he was still in the womb so. She sees him more as a duty/pet/price than as an actual child and definitely has a really toxic and fucked up way of raising him but she loves him more than anything else in this world. Almost. She didn't really care about the thing with Ballister (mainly because she never really had a relationship that went past the physical aspect so she didn't really get what the fuck her son was going on about) but thought that it was kinda funny and he would probably grow out of it and become more focused in actual important stuff (being the best knight, for example!) buuuut she would've let them get married (in secret, clearly) because she knew what it felt like to despise what was expected of your love life.

The only good thing to ever come from her marriage was Ambrosius. Even if he was more of a demand than an actual want, she loved him.

She was born only to be the Captain, she lived only to be the Captain and she died in duty. Her son was born for the same purposes, raised for the same purposes, but managed to have a different life.

She probably would've been proud.

#nimona movie #nimona (2023) #ambrosius nimona #ambrosius goldenloin #listen I am a useless lesbian I NEED a big tall woman in everything I consume #if I'm not given one I create one #i just think it would be reall funny because Amber is such a momma's boy in my mind #she actually liked Ballister a lot because he was COMMITTED to the institute #nimona oc #i guess?? #goldenheart #Captain Gloria (nimona oc)

[aurosoulart]

apparently someone influential posted my Figmin XR work on linkedin because I hadn’t checked my messages in awhile and had SO many Big Tech people trying to schedule talks with me

this is wild

#auropost #half of them are useless tech marketing #and the other half is like hi i'm partnered with meta/the ceo of a gaming company/the founder of a company that just raised 3 mil #and i want to talk to you NOW #the gaming ceo was like i'm in la RIGHT NOW can we MEET #what is HAPPENING!!!!! #my imposter syndrome is making all of this feel so hilarious #like excuse me sir do u know who i am? i am using the world's most cutting edge tech to create cute bouncing bugs #and to make little lesbian dragons kiss on little dragon dates #we are not the same

[hard--headed--woman]

i really thought it was obvious but you know if you call yourself a lesbian but has/has had a crush on a guy you're actually not a lesbian. lesbians only like women and never have a male exception. hope that help lesbophobes <3

#not arguing with op because i don't have the time or energy for dramas and it would be useless anyway #but i am tired of these 'allies' not understand the concept of homosexuality #homosexuality means exclusive same sex attraction. we are attracted ONLY to the same sex. we don't have any exception. #if you're attracted to both sexes you are bisexual. period. even if you only ever had crushes on women except for that one guy #shit like this is terribly homophobic. #the main and most famous form of homophobia simply is the idea that homosexuality doesn't exist. #and this is what op and all the other idiots who agree with her believe #lesbian #lesbophobia #homophobia #female homosexuality #female homosexual #receipts

[moderndaycassandra]

Setting up a date with a girl and she asked if we wanted to do anything after lunch. I suggested a movie at her place (since she lives closer to the restaurant than I do). She said she can't figure out how to hook her computer up to the TV, so we'll just watch on her laptop. Then she sent a wink emoji.

My autistic ass said "Oh, its pretty easy, I can help set it up." So now, instead of cuddling with this beautiful woman to see the tiny screen, I'm gonna struggle with an HDMI cord for twenty minutes before we sit on the couch a respectable distance away from each other to watch the big screen.

Dating me must be like playing on hard mode istg.

#lgbtqia #lesbian #wlw #sapphic #pride #queer #useless lesbian #neurodivergent #god why am i like this #actually so fucking stupid

[wine-82]

i am not immune to wanting to draw an angelic mindflayer

#my art #ultrakill #ultrakill mindflayer #mindflayer ultrakill #angels #bright colours #eyestrain #forgive me for my gay behaviour #i am but a useless lesbian

[alicentsgf]

finding out someone you liked years ago liked you back might be the worst thing that has ever happened to any Me ever... i have the sudden lesbian urge to get on a plane.

#this has me thinking that maybe i AM a little bit cute and not a solid 6 on a good day #bc she was the hottest girl i have ever met irl #this might do permanent damage to my ego. and by that i mean it might inflate into some kind of grotesque monster of a being #i literally only just got over my ex #and now im spiralling over a girl i spent 2 weekends with in 2019... #i Am the lesbian stereotype in fact. useless lesbian georg #personal #sorry that this blog has becoming half me just venting abt my messy and yet somehow presently non-existent love life

[downy-roses]

In retrospect, me being a lesbian isn’t very surprising.

Even when I thought I was a boy (I was very wrong on that front), my attraction to girls felt… not the straightest, if that makes sense.

#trans girl #lesbian #trans lesbian #i am so gay #even as a *boy*I was a so gay for girls #my sister thought I was gay #she was right #just wrong direction #I appearently was a fruitcake as a child #that hasn’t changed really #brain.exe crashes when I see pretty girls #useless lesbian

[humming-pokemon-helpers]

Hey Rotomblr how do you date.

Like. I have no idea how I got this date. But what do I do.

Is this when I'm supposed to wear a dress and be feminine and pretty? Or is she into more masculine people and I should be wearing a decent shirt and pants? Should I be covering up all of these scars? I mean, she's already seen them, but maybe she won't like how they look in person, or maybe it's a bad idea to go out to a coffee shop as me, and not just "Vanilla the normal human", but then again, maybe that's what she likes?

What was I even like back as a kid that she remembered me so well? I really hope she's not still expecting some cool criminal runaway that breaks into homes... Because I am so the opposite of that now, but then again she's had to have seen more about me, right?

I wonder if she knows about the Galar League, or the Cresses, or me being Champion Rank, or this blog... arc, Cheri, I hope you're not reading this I'm a mess.

And then there's what to do after grabbing coffee, if things go well (miraculous outcome, really)... Do most people just ask for a PKMNSnap, or a Luminstagram? Is it rude to go straight to texting? Should we go somewhere else after if it does go well? ...Is the ferris wheel way too forward? Is hand-holding too much?

I'm sorry. I'm so sorry to anybody reading this absolute breakdown of professionality. Just...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

#and yes before anybody asks she's absolutely gorgeous. #zekrom just fucking smite me where i stand. #because i am not living up to this ideal. #pokeblogging #pkmn irl #//i am not letting this blog go by without at least one absolutely useless lesbian post.

[star0arts]

ship dynamic !!!! me x buff women >_<

#I do want to say that I actually kinda hate genderbends as a concept #but I am but a useless lesbian. I will take any chance I can get to draw big lady. #my art #digital art #star’s scribbles #miguel o'hara #atsv miguel #atsv #across the spiderverse #spiderverse fanart

[useless-sapphicc]

g..girls giggling.. girls snorting when they laugh…

girls..

#at a joke you made.. #just girls.. #i am so gay #wlw #sapphic #wlw yearning #wlw textpost #sapphic yearning #useless wlw #lesbian #wlw mood #wlw post #lesbian yearning #pretty please #sapphic textpost #useless lesbian #useless sapphic #queer #wlw love #yearning

[eldritchmochi]

the struggle of convincing a straight boy to date you when you vacillate wildly between looking like a scary punk dude and an equally scary but very pretty princess like buddy its fine i promise, its less that its gay and more a choose-your-own-adventure, itll be fun

#mochi rambles #mochi you useless lesbian #that aoa loki line of i AM gender fluid i IDENTIFY as a bitch is forever me #i literally have the male and female symbols as part of my finger tattoos #bud youre killing me flirting the way you are while also telling me ur straight #im DYING

[taciturnaroundrealquick]

You're so easy to play with. I bet any trans girl could treat you like shit and you'd do whatever they say

you are absolutely completely 100% correct and frankly not enough trans girls are taking advantage of that fact. i am ready and willing to choke on your girlcock, or suck your tits, or give you kisses, or let you use me as a cum dump or a punching bag or an ashtray, or... ough... what was i saying

#transfem superiority #i am a useless lesbian #leahs asks #detrans kink #ftm girl #fakeboy #ftmtf kink #proprietary detrans tags #i love girls

[ufolvr]

The first aa game has left a permanent mark in my little brain bc she did some cocomelon shit to me in 2020

#ugh... i am nothing if not a useless lesbian sometimes #i too go googly eyed at a cute little gal with evil motives. womens wrongs et #april may #📡 incoming transmission 📡

[loserlesbi4n]

girl you cannot call me BABE and expect me to act normally 😭 i am definitely NOT acting nonchalantly, but i also can't tell if this is just their personality or i'm actually being flirted with :')

#useless lesbian #nblw #nblw yearning #wlw #wlw and nblw only #lesbian #i wanna take them to an aquarium but i am broke </3