#we are not the same

[frownyalfred]

you're in her DMs. I'm in her fandom discord server validating her headcanons. we are not the same.

#sorry i'm shitposting tongiht #brain is on #fandom #fanfiction #writing #discord #tumblr #fandom nonsense #you're in her DMs #i'm giving her extended feedback on her latest chapter #we are NOT the same

[violentbirds]

Your husband:

Mine:

#we are not the same #Stardew valley #Shane sdv #stardew elliott #stardew fanart #stardew shane #I love my horrible chicken husband

[lesbian-vergil]

We might both be mech pilots but I pilot mine in a way that is far more homoerotic than you could ever hope to achieve.

#youre piloting your robot #im having gay sex with my robot #we are not the same

[tiggerriot]

“ghost has brown hair” “ghost has blonde hair” “ghost’s eyes are blue!” “his eyes are brown!” ghost is an unfathomable black void beneath the skull mask and if you take it off you’re immediately turned to stone medusa-style

#you headcannon ghost as a brunette i headcannon ghost as an all consuming black void #we are not the same #simon ghost riley #ghost #ghost cod #call of duty #cod

[aengelren]

“i love toji because he’s miss understood” well i love toji because he’s a 6’2 sexy piece of a man

#we are not the same #he could kill the whole verse and i’d still love him #i don’t play with my dilfs🙏🙏 #toji fushiguro #jjk

[koshercosplay]

the world is YOUR oyster. not mine, a kosher-keeping jew.

the world can, however, be my giraffe, which is infinitely funnier.

#you can crack the world open and have it be yours for the taking #sure #but I on the other hand am 18 feet tall and have a 20inch prehensile blue tongue #we are not the same #text post #jewish humor #kosher #jumblr #the world is your oyster

[spicyraeman]

6am horny shadzel? Yeah sure fuck it why not

#nsft #gootmorning fuckers #You want laezel to rough you up and top you #I want to see her overstimulated and crying #we are not the same #we'll see if i delete this later or not lol

[redrivertherabbit]

Poze-..pyzom-...uh..Pozy's skin yay :D

#arknights #art #pozëmka #pozyomka #you buy pozy skin for l2d #i buy it so the durin can enjoy their vacation in peace #we are not the same #still not sure how to spell her name correctly

[poetrybyhai]

When someone says that they understand your pain cus’ their ship broke up, but your ship hasn’t even made it to first base yet and it’s been 24.. years.. like, NO SHARON YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND.

#elliot stabler #law and order svu #bensler #olivia benson #law and order organized crime #slow burn #we are not the same #otp #i will go down with this ship #l&o svu #svu

[trek-tracks]

I feel like I simply. Could Not take the pressure of writing an official Star Trek novel or novelization, because, as someone who loves making silly jokes For The Bit, the potential repercussions are so intense.

You write one line about Spock getting drunk off the sucrose in a mint and suddenly there are 50,000 fics about Spock's addiction to chocolate and everyone has to rethink the entirety of the chemical properties of the Vulcan diet

Can you imagine what a misplaced pun might do

#star trek #star trek tos #spock #star trek iv: the voyage home #star trek iv #the voyage home #the one with the whales #vonda mcintyre #trek books #trek novelizations #all due respect to ms mcintyre your work was wonderful #but the vulcans getting drunk on chocolate thing has never resonated with me #and it's amazing what fanon will do with the smallest things #or you could be jj abrams and just fucking canonically blow up vulcan for shits #we are not the same

[girlactionfigure]

jewishrebellion

#Israel #Jews #We are not the same

[lyctor-ibarelyknowher]

tfw you get lobotomized out of the narrative so this pale ass bitch puts the moves on your necromancer.................amiright?

#youre in her dms #i jumped on a fence for her #we are Not the same #the locked tomb #tlt #griddlehark #gideon the ninth #gideon nav #harrow the ninth #harrowhark nonagesimus #harrow x ianthe #ianthe the first #ianthe cosplay #harrow cosplay #gideon cosplay #cosplay

[demonproofboi]

"ghost files reviving my buzzfeed girlie phase" this "try guys scandal reminding me of my buzzfeed girlie phase" that y'all are weak I never left this hole and I bet half of you haven't either just admit it

#you're trying to fit in on twitter.com by dunking on your former interests #i have been rewatching the same 5 episodes of buzzfeed worth it for 4 years now #we are not the same #ghost files #try guys

[doomdaysdecays]

"[fav unhinged character] would kill you" no they wouldnt actually i asked them and they said no

#we are not the same #this is specifically about #slashers #brahms heelshire #jason voorhees #the boy 2016 #dbd #dead by daylight #my villain academia #shigaraki tomura #touya todoroki #mha lov #bnha lov #doomdays posting #1k #doomdays hall of fame

[council-of-beetroot]

Fuck it, posting this one

#hetalia #i like hetalia #you don't like Hetalia #we are not the same #mine