#I am not a Merry Man

[rosalie-starfall]

"I am Worf, Son of Mogh, House of Martok, Son of Sergey, House of Rozhenko, Bane to the Duras family, Slayer of Gowron. I have made some Chamomile Tea. Do you take sugar?"

#Michael Dorn #Worf #Son of Mogh #House of Martok #Son of Sergey #House of Rozhenko #Bane to the Duras family #Slayer of Gowron #I am not a Merry Man #One's Personal Space is a Right #Worf is such a mood #I Love you Worf! #Star Trek: The Next Generation #Star Trek: Picard #Star Trek TNG #Star Trek #Picard #stedits #my gifs #tv : Star Trek

[highlyillogicalandroid]

I love that there's an episode of Star Trek TNG where the whole plot is Picard's Indiana Jones fling rolls up and she's like, "You didn't tell ANY of your friends about me???" and he's like uwu I'm shy and then Q rolls up IN PICARD'S BED like, "THIS is what it takes to get your attention?! If I'd know that, I'd have been presenting as female this whole time!" and then Q proceeds to transport them all into a Robin Hood fantasy and make Picard rescue his fling because Q is *that jealous* and somehow we're still not supposed to see the sexual tension???

#it's GLARING #picard x q #star trek tng #i am NOT a merry man

[apothecarywormcrud]

me reblogging a holiday-themed ask meme: yeah this is fine

me 2 questions in realizing i hate being Festive: fuck

#i am not a merry man #yellin

[andata-e-ritorno]

Art by Ami Thompson

#the lord of the rings #il signore degli anelli #jrr tolkien #art #arte #lotr #eowyn #merry brandybuck #eowyn of rohan #hobbit #i am no man #the return of the king #il ritorno del re

[camille-lachenille]

Happy Stabbing of the Witch King Day!

Let’s not forget that, on 15th March it wasn’t just Julius Caesar who got stabbed to death by unexpected opponents! On this day, Éowyn daughter of Éomund and Meriadoc Bradybuck killed the Witch King of Angmar, chief of the Nazgûl, during the battle of the Pelennor Fields.

#tolkien #the lord of the rings #the return of the king #battle of the pelennor fields #éowyn #i am no man #merry brandybuck #ides of march #this happened today

[pissfaggit]

eat shit forever and always

#deep space nine #ds9 #ds9 sisko #benjamin sisko #gul dukat #ds9 dukat #star trek #she ate #sir i protest i am not a merry man

[tojosuggestionbox]

#minedai #mine yoshitaka #dojima daigo #rgg #tfw you have a dinner reservation and your man just wants chicken #cont. christmas comic #christmas eve baby #anyways merry christmas to ME i am indulging in overt minedai for this blog for crimmas happy holidays

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 290

Ghosts have the habit of taking names of those they’ve defeated. Not in spars or play-fights of course, and one has to actually be an adult for the instinct to hit, but it happens. It happens far more often than one would think. 

Jason? Actually has no clue when he comes back to the living why he stole one of the Joker’s older names, nor why the Pit goes so angry when he thinks about Robin- HisTitleHisFraidNameFromFamily- 

Now the Pit? Not a baby semi-near the cusp of adulthood, in fact is Very Old even if it’s more hivemind-esque then a full on realms entity. Very offended for the Baby it was gifted, because who takes that from a literal infant?! 

Oh! Oh that’s another baby! Hm, change of plans, obviously the baby is also its. Because while adult ghosts trying to forcefully take a Name is a direct challenge? A ghostling- or in this case liminal- doing it is an open invitation for adoption. 

#DCxDP #DPxDC #Prompts #Sentient Lazarus Pit #Jason has no clue what happened either #Tim got kidnapped by Pit Mad Jason and bundled into a nest #At this point Hood’s Merry Men is used to their Boss bundling up kids and helping them detox so they leave him be #Let Liminals & ghosts Purr #Dick & Bruce are so very panicked & tearing through Gotham #Not unlike how Tim’s teammates are freaking out & searching outside Gotham #Meanwhile Tim is just confuzzled as Big Crime Lord curls around him & growls at anyone who so much as opens the door #the Pit: I am such a good parent :) #Later when Jason isn’t actively having Pit Episode (the Pit totally isn’t wanting babies to meet each other) #Jason holding Tim by the armpits audibly confused: You are not one of my brats #Tim who is concussed & has narcolepsy: No shit helmet-man but let me go back to sleep it’s comfy

[frodo-with-glasses]

The trees do not like strangers.

#meriadoc brandybuck #merry #frodo baggins #samwise gamgee #peregrin took #pippin #old man willow #lord of the rings #lotr #my art #fig tree au #one nice thing about the posters is that they kinda give me an excuse to get ✨artsy✨ with it #yes i know sam and frodo are the ones who stayed awake the longest #but something about merry being conscious inside the tree *terrifies me* and therefore he gets the spotlight lol #anyway screw leaves i am never drawing leaves ever again

[expelliarmus]

#mine #doctor who #dwedit #david tennant #camille coduri #noel clarke #merry crisis!!! #baby ten in nine's clothes #still sad we didn't get to see old man ten in thirteen's outfit #SIGH #oh well it's almost 2023 guys can you believe it #11 more months until dw is back!!!!!!!!! scream #update on my vivillon quest: i only need ocean now!!! 2 more ocean pins and i'm DONE #tomorrow i get to go pick up these christmas cream puffs i ordered and i am so excited #and i also get to dog sit for my cousin and i'm very excited for that as well

[sesamenom]

no living man may hinder me: The Gilded Wraith of Numenor

from the Reverse Gondolin AU, based on @who-needs-words's idea for Ar-Pharazon's fate! (they also wrote a ficlet for it, check it out here!)

#silm #silmarillion #lotr #lord of the rings #witch king #witch king of numenor #ar pharazon #eowyn #reverse gondolin au #ooh i need to do this pose for fingolfin and morgoth #the parallels though! eowyn facing pretty much certain death #but being brought back by hope in the Halls #while fingolfin faced morgoth because he lost all hope #also: in the au sauron & pharazon took a bunch of numenorean tech with them before the Downfall #bc nobody attacked valinor so all the airships and engines and stuff were still on the island #so we get Steampunk Tech Numenor #(perfect symbolism w industrialization too!) #which means of course the witch king of numenor gets a Gun Sword #which is frankly terrifying #his face is still visible here bc the tiny bit of maia/peredhel ancestry (still like 20x more than aragorn tho) protects him from the rings #enough that his fea & hroa haven't faded; just been corrupted #also in the au bc of Prince Elrond's involvement in numenorean politics ar pharazon is way more aware of potential loopholes #in the 'no living man' thing #aka arwen and galadriel #and honestly he expected to be slain by arwen #so he still overlooked eowyn (and merry) #just for very different reasons #less hubris in a 'i am invincible' way #and more hubris in a 'you arent nearly important enough to bother paying attention to' way

[modernincorrectlotrhobbit]

Merry: Anyway, I faced him and copied what Éowyn did—

Éomer: What, like her whole “I am no man” speech?

Éowyn, shrugging: I mean, it was fairly iconic.

#source: too many spirits #incorrect quotes #incorrect Hobbit quotes #incorrect lotr quotes #incorrect lord of the rings quotes #eomer #eowyn #i am no man #merry brandybuck #rohan #lord of the rings #the hobbit

[neuromantis]

Sick for Christmas? Well good thing you have someone to help!

This is my hatoful Secret Santa gift for @emile-hides

You wanted Kazuaki-kun, so here goes.

And a couple extra Kazuakis.

He fell asleep in the middle of the evening?

#hbfss2023 #kazuaki nanaki #hatoful boyfriend #sorry i couldn't colour this. it seems i don't own any coloring things anymore. which i forgot about #and also i am sorry it's a bit late - i have been just... i guess sick the whole of december #but i hope you had a good one! #merry birdmas! #i bring you a bird man snorking his mimis with snot on his face - hope you like him!

[pissfaggit]

Saw loves to show you a scene from a previous movie and be like PLOT TWIST!! There was exactly one more person involved in that situation that you were not aware of!!

#saw #i made this right after i watched saw v and its been sitting in my drafts since then #but im on vi rn like halfway through and its soooooo #you cant make this shit up lol #sir i protest i am not a merry man

[thesaucemanstrikesback]

Happy Aurora Borealis day everyone I love you Neil

Oh also it's Cabinet Man day too I guess

Not even a Christmas song though and Aurora Borealis came first *cough* also Aurora Borealis is better *cough cough*

#hohoho merry christmas #lemon demon #aurora borealis #cabinet man #i am become christmas #spirit phone #hot take alert #Spotify

[the-squeege]

Merry Christmas @woolmasterleel !!! Love Story has prepared some tasty treats for a limbo celebration….. ignore the little spot on the ground there’s nothing to see there :)

LOOK AT THE CREATURE SHE DREW FOR ME IM SOBBING HES SO PERFECT LEEL YOU. ARE AWESOME.

#my art #oc #not my ocs! #indomitable vows #love story #alpha decay kisaki #fate #nightmare personified #medlodaunious mayonaka #they’re here in cookie form…….. so silly… #okay not to gush but GOD I had SO MUCH FUN WITH THIS PIECE #extra merry Christmas to you man… you’re the best and I’m so happy to spend the day with you <3 #also very happy to present you with a treat you enjoy so much I am SO HONORED #anyway rambling over.. this was so much fun I love them all so much 😳