#I blame Lame Mis

[the-firebird69]

Couple things going on here in town

-they are calling for an inquiry into what's happening and they're checking it out that's the morlok

-other things are happening they try to fight last night and to kidnap them and murder them and steal their information and failed they are blaming our son and he's saying you're doing it around me on purpose over a few ships in here a bunch of dead people and we're going to blame you for doing that were going to take you to prison. Hey listen it's the other way around and stuff like that instead of that's really the how its going. If I would say this they finally say this with threatening him because we want to stuff back and territory and this and we know what your threatening for it's illegal very illegal they're going to hit you and we're going to hit you. actually like on the ground seeing all the stuff. And he got up and he said I've actually had it with these f****** they don't want to live at all it's just started hitting that's what Daniel is doing and others and they should their dog s***

-there's a lot of people running around saying stupid things about people but Megan for me to get away from you. You wouldn't leave her alone you want to have her two stuff and we're not doing it it's just pissed off this is you're a bunch of losers and your s*** for some reason and she works on things and a lot of oxygen felt much better came here and felt like crap so they're dying here in this place sucks we do not want my husband here and this idiots are just sitting here sticking them here and I want them dead Hera says

-and we want the same and we're working towards it and these people suck so this morning we start to hit them and they're really and a whole bunch of them died from oxygen and we decided that they suck so bad they're not worth it and it's true so pull them out and we're going to continue to do so

-the tunnels are being excavated and we understand what you're saying when you're doing things during the job we need a lot more of it these people are annoying as hell they're like sick dogs or what kick the f****** get it out of the house and burn it and that's what we're going to do the five tunnels are empty of ships they begin diamond excavation this morning and the fighting is intensifying we are of course in the rains and they're starting to learn it because they can't get here and they could not go inwards other bedrooms are here too say that and where usually gets these people we're using it against these and they have all these comments and start blaming and out of their mouths came their own plan so tons of them are haulled in because they're playing as s***

-along with the tunnels the first five we have the next 10 and fueling will be finished on five out of 10 only 5 mi in and that's pretty pitiful but they're doing it and it gives us time and we do see what he said now that is causing problem here and they are taking down and let him know and it messed up the water and they're upset about that and the small ships will come out shortly and there was no five more miles in as it is these tunnels have around half of the ships in them about 20 miles of ships and they're 50 mi long tunnels or longer and it's taking forever. His torture here he says and we are getting more involved this is very lame this is not a society they're jerks just trying to blow up the Earth and don't have a real plan and thought they'd have some ships to do it with and wouldn't be noticed and they can't get any they should go elsewhere to get them and they won't look like the grouping that was here and we keep telling them that they're watching for the same thing John remillard picked up this morning. And our son is saying these people are idiots and I spent that's ridiculous and he is a little baby but wow what a pain what a pain. And good news

-Tommy f is taking over the planetoids and the d****** is just sitting here as usual since he has a plan and nonsense like that and it has one but who cares you can't build stuff I guess so he's got probably 75 to 80% of the territory and soon he'll have it all. And we think you'll have all the territory today because the fleet left and it's half of what Trump had there and the other half he can take and they're fighting slowly now and it builds up and the fleet heading here is being intercepted by the empire foreigners and us and it won't get here and it will be taken and the rest of the giant fleet is going to be gobbled up by Tommy f. And that's happening right now and throughout today you'll have no more he will have no more fleet except that which is in Saturn and he's going to call them to go to the planetoids when he tries to break in which might not be for so sometime as he's having him build the lasers. And Tommy f doesn't want him to because he's incompetent and it's true so that's what's going to happen and the time frame is such that I guess the lasers would have to be built and until then the clones are trying to erase Trump and that's why he's on trial and he's going to go to jail and more to January 6th committee trial and is a loser doesn't care about anything except little dinky planet lasers and yeah okay

Thor Freya

Olympus

Zues Hera

[aedee3]

Nobody asked for this, but here!

Wonderful Life: Smith and Burrows

I need a friend, oh I need a friend/To make me happy, not so alone.

2. Ocean of Night: Editors

This is your slow dance/And this is your chance to transform/Lost to a moment/The moment you confront the storm.

3. This Heart: Mary Lambert

What are you doing in these chambers? /And why are you sleeping in my ventricles?

4. Explosions: Ellie Goulding

And you've learnt/It's okay to be afraid/But it will never be the same.

5. Shine On You: Empara Mi

I take a braver stance and take a second look and see I'm hooked/On a familiar face/I'm pinned in a displaying case.

6. Flares: The Script

You are not alone, 'cause someone's out there/Sending out flares.

7. All I Wanted: Daughter

Oh, and I wonder why I'm not wanted.

8. My Friend: Hayley Williams

You've seen me from all sides/Still down for the ride.

9. Foreigner’s God: Hozier

Her eyes look sharp and steady/Into the empty parts of me.

10. Say My Name: Olafur Arnalds, Arnor Dan

Prove yourself to me/I'm the girl that you claim.

11. How Could I Have Known: Into the East

Is it only the worse kind of sailors you save?

12. Rabbit Heart (Raise It Up): Florence + The Machine

Here I am, a rabbit hearted girl/Frozen in the headlights/It seems I've made the final sacrifice.

13. King and Lionheart: Of Monsters and Men

But you're a king and I'm a lionheart/And as the world comes to an end/I'll be here to hold your hand.

14. Jackie and Wilson: Hozier

We'll steal her Lexus, be detectives/Ride 'round picking up clues.

15. Escape the Nest: Editors

The nights are longer now than ever before/But now you see the lights from the town.

16. Passenger Seat: Death Cab for Cutie

I roll the window down/And then begin to breathe in/The darkest country road.

17. Line of Fire: Junip

You're backed up against the wall/Step back from the line of fire

18. Yesterday Was Hard on All of Us: Fink

And how do we get out? /How do we move around with all these eyes on us?

19. Thousand Eyes: Of Monsters and Men

I'll be the calm/I will be quiet/Stripped to the bone, I wait.

20. Killer + The Sound: Phoebe Bridgers, Abby Gundersen, and Noah Gundersen

Can the killer in me tame the fire in you?/Is there nothing left to do for us?

21. Fire Drills: Dessa

I think a woman’s worth/I think that she deserves/A better line of work/Than motherfucking vigilance/Don’t give me vigilance.

22. Smoke: Ben Folds with the West Australian Symphony Orchestra

Here's an evening dark with shame/Throw it on the fire/Here's the time I took the blame/Throw it on the fire.

23. People Help the People: Cherry Ghost

I guess the loneliness came knocking/No one needs to be alone, oh singing/People help the people.

24. Hate to be Lame: Lizzy McAlpine and Finneas

It's always in the back of my mind/Maybe my mistakes are the reason/That I made it back to you in time.

25. I Lost a Friend: Finneas

And I'll be fine without him/But all I do is write about him/How the hell did I lose a friend I never had?

26. Lost in the Waves: Kooman and Diamond, Anderson Davis

A boy on his own by the undertow thrown/Far beyond his father's reach/He's caught in a riptide

#broadchurch #playlist #spotify #I'm on my playlist bullshit again #if 8tracks were still properly working this would probably be there #Spotify

[peppermintpussycat]

You… do realize directors aren’t completely responsible for casting, right? Sure they have a hand in it but they don’t do all of it. And while Tom did put way too much pressure on the animators, he was not responsible for the designs. Also in what way does body shaming him add to your argument? Complain about him all you want, but maybe stick to things that are actually relevant to his directing

You're right, I shouldn't be calling him Tiny Dick Tom, Dumb Bitch Hooper is way better. And you're right, there are casting directors and I am aware of how casting works in Hollywood, but that's like five different people I have to blame and believe it or not, Hooper can ultimately veto a casting if it doesn't fit his creative vision. It's part of the reason why T Swift didn't make the cut for Les Mis, which was also a dumpster fire by the way if you didn't know! Adding onto this, casting Laurie Davidson as Mistoffelees when, once again, Robbie Fairchild was RIGHT THERE means, or at the very least implies, Dumb Bitch Hooper always intended to make the number 1 dance sequence that is one of the hardest in musical theater, right next to Victoria's solo, a lame and embarrassing scene in the movie.

Also, believe it or not, being director of a movie he was at least partially responsible for their god awful designs, or at the very least made the decision to have Idris Elba take off his coat and give me nightmare fuel. He did have to green light the designs in the first place, which brings me back to the point that I cannot tell a single cat apart aside from the main cast (although I've managed to confuse Bomba and Victoria for other ensemble members) from each other and that is partially because I don't think he knows about differing fur patterns or cat breeds. Proof is in the pudding bestie.

But if you do want me to have criticize his directing, like 50% of all the shots for Skimbleshanks are nonsensical and show nothing to the audience. Why the wide shots bud? I wanna see these funky little guys have their little tap dance on the railways.

Oh and no shame to you for liking Cat (2019). Judgement for sure, but no shame. I am simply a random person on the internet sharing their opinions like, 4 years after the movie was produced.

#cats the musical #cats musical #cats 2019 #Pepper answers

[davidmalcolm]

Indyref2 and real independence

Indyref2

The situation with the lack of refuse collection in Edinburgh at the time of its annual cultural showpiece is spreading to other parts of Scotland. There has long been criticism of the SNP led Scottish devolved government that it is spending too much time on pressing for Indyref2 and not enough on the operational and strategic management of the governmental responsibilities entrusted to them. Really all of the rubbish should be independently collected and dumped in the environs of Holyrood House. If the government epicentre were to be completely covered making a second ‘Arthur’s seat’  in the city so be it. Breaking the union with England, Wales and Northern Ireland would be catastrophic not only for Scotland bit for all of the home nations. It would be a catastrophe far worse than that created by Brexit, or rather, the way in which Brexit has been implemented. The political, social, economic and cultural problems it would create if the break up if the United Kingdom  happened would make Brexit seem like a quick and easy divorce. 

All the non-existent benefits promised by the brexiteers, re-establishment of sovereignty, setting out own fishing quotas, enabling trade deals with the rest of the world, stopping illegal immigration, busloads of cash for the NHS, etc, etc, etc, have proved illusory. Hey, who cares about all this anyway. We have highly dangerous international tensions and a cost of living crisis at home (and in this we are not alone). 

Voices of reason

The very few voices of reason I have been hearing are generally called conspiracy theorists, enemy sympathisers, traitors. Real journalists are being criticised by corrupt global media. The much reviled, by western liberals, Republican Party senators and congressmen in the USA seems to be the only ones making sense. Ted Cruz and Rand Paul are exposing very serious aspects of American politics which are frankly shocking yet their messages are not being covered by mainstream media.

At home we have a lame duck government which is putting off dealing with the impending cost of living crisis, so wrapped up in who will be the stand in prime minister. Truss seems intent on insulting one of our closest allies, France and Sunak is trying to push the blame on the mis-management of Covid on the ‘experts’ whilst Boris Johnson is tripping the light fantastic to celebrate a damp squib celebration of Ukrainian ‘independence’ whilst promising busloads of cash to help the Ukrainian government overthrow Russia. Instead of reasonably priced natural gas coming via Nord One and Two pipelines from Russia we are gearing up for an expected ‘pipeline of cash’ from the government to help with the cost of living crisis. If anything comes it will be too little too late and to all the wrong people. 

Emily Matlis, who has blown the whistle on the fact that the BBC is no longer an independent news organisation based on good journalistic practice, but a lick-spittle subsidiary of the government pushing stories it wants to push and suppressing independent investigative information which is in the public interest. In other words the BBC has developed into a government propaganda machine with government ‘placed men’ on the board. A ridiculous article by the so-called journalist Rebecca Perring has compared Matlis to Meghan Markle saying she is a trailer for her own ego trip and comparing her fallout with the BBC management with Markle’s fallout with the Royal Family ‘firm’. Of course the Daily Express, which Perring writes for is far from impartial being a publicity vehicle for the Conservative party, just short of extreme right on the political spectrum.

 In the United States, Mark Zuckerberg has confessed that the CIA controls social media and that personal privacy is no longer available. Could it be he works for the CIA,? After all the American mantra is ‘if you’re not with us you’re against us’.

The answer? Neil Oliver put it very well in a YouTube piece he did today 26 August 2022.

He points out that the new style of government in the ‘democratic’ west wants populations who are ignorant, fearful, unhealthy and over dependent on the satate for everything. He talks about the federal attack on the Amish farmer Amos Miller and the situation with the Dutch government’s attempted takeover of the Dutch agricultural businesses.

The real revolution comes not from killing people or blowing up authority buildings but by really trying to live as much independently from government as possible. This means not relying on benefits and services provided by government, not listening to government propaganda, living frugally and not getting into debt, making an effort to live healthily and communally as much as possible. Read and research widely so as not to be brainwashed by government propaganda. If you can, grow your own food and reconnect with the soil.

#Youtube

[wilwywaylan]

Happy Holidays to you all from the Valjean-Javert-Fauchelevent family ! (that's quite the name ! looks very nice on the letterbox)

I hope you all have fun on these days, be with funny people and eat tasty things ! And don't forget to build a snowman !

I've tried something different for the shadows, and I'm quite happy with the results even if it's not perfect !

#les miserables #jean valjean #cosette fauchelevent #javert #valvert #old men #look at me drawing the old men #I blame Lame Mis #all of you ! #(affectionate) #my Drawings

[putas-in-suffering]

Babies and Beanies

Pairing: Angel Reyes x Pregnant!Female Reader/You 

Rating: Fluff, SFW

Warnings: language, vague mentions of sex (nothing explicit), Angel’s roaming hands

Word Count: 1K

Summary: Your pregnancy hormones are taking over and Angel wants to take advantage. 🍁🍂

A/N: This was inspired by that picture of Clayton in a beanie. Literally. That was all it took lol. We’ll post the picture below...for science. We hope you guys like it! Enjoy and share with your fellow sucias! Feedback is the preferred drug for our addiction and greatly appreciated. 💖💖

You watched from your spot at the dining table as EZ checked the turkey, Angel lending a helping hand as they peeled the foil back. You ran a hand along your protruding belly, the baby inside making its presence known. You rubbed at the spot at your side that seemed to be a favorite of the active girl growing in your womb. She was going to be a hellion. A replica of her father. You just knew it.

“You okay, mama?” Angel asked, concern lacing his voice as he stepped towards you.

You nodded, but grimaced when a particularly forceful kick made its way to your ribs.

“Your daughter is on a roll today.”

He immediately knelt down and became level with your belly, his large hands smoothing over the area. He pressed a kiss to the spot he felt the kicks.

“Yo, princesa, take it easy on your mom. If you keep giving her a hard time she won’t let me put another baby in her.”

“Angel,” You admonished, your eyes flicking over to EZ. The younger Reyes shook his head and chuckled as he washed his hands at the sink. You were at least thankful Felipe was in the living room watching the football game.

“What?” Angel asked innocently, face breaking out into a grin when you pushed at his shoulder.

EZ grabbed another beer from the fridge and headed back out to the living room. “Turkey needs a few more minutes.” He said over his shoulder, rejoining Felipe.

Angel was still crouched in front of you and when you looked back at him, you realized he was already staring at you.

“What?” You questioned self consciously, shifting in your chair.

He’d had your attention all day. The holiday allowed him to dress casually, shedding the leather and instead wearing a simple black t-shirt, jeans, and a beanie. He looked good...really good. Angel always looked amazing in hats and today was no exception. You’d noticed that his beard had been showing hints of grey lately and the image drove you absolutely wild. You were sure the added pregnancy hormones weren’t helping because aside from the child in your stomach, all you could think about today was Angel taking you home. Not even the promise of Thanksgiving dinner was as appealing as your husband.

“You look so fucking hot carrying my kid, baby.”

His words set your body ablaze. Your thighs pushed together beneath the fabric of your dress, your desire going from mild to overwhelming in mere seconds.

“You can’t say things like that to a pregnant woman, Angel.” You said with a shake of your head, hoping to derail the conversation.

He didn’t take the bait.

“Your tits have gotten huge.” He mused, licking his lips while his hands roamed from your stomach to your heaving breasts.

“What’re you doing?” You whispered, suddenly aware that Felipe or EZ could walk in. You pushed his hands away, but he wasn’t deterred. Especially because his slight touch had caused your nipples to harden.

“I’ve seen the way you’ve been looking at me, mama. You ain’t slick.” A sinful smirk made its way onto his lips, letting you know just how obvious your leering had been.

“Well,” You started, attempting to defend yourself. “You shouldn’t have worn that hat.” You finished lamely.

Angel laughed, amused by your apparent suffering. He stood, towering over you as he held your hand in his.

“Come on,” He urged as he pulled you up and out of your chair.

“Where?”

“The bathroom.” He whispered as he pressed against you, your stomach making it difficult to do so the further along you got.

“You’re crazy.” You laughed, feeling his hands settle on your ass as he buried his face into your neck. “And that’s how we got this one. In case you forgot.”

“Nah, this happened after that party at the clubhouse. The one where I fucked you against the wall. Remember that?” He rasped into your flesh, his words almost making you come undone right there.

“We are not fucking in your father’s house.” You managed to say, fingers wanting desperately to thread into his hair. The beanie he wore prevented that. So you settled for pulling at the strands at the base of his neck instead.

“Come on...you look good, mi dulce. I just want a taste.” He pushed his pelvis into you, letting you feel the hardening muscle beneath his jeans. The action made an almost imperceptible whimper fall from your lips. But Angel caught it, his mouth attacking your neck with kisses.

“Hey, hey! You guys trying to make another baby before the first one gets here?” EZ asked incredulously, his voice cutting through the moment like a knife.

Embarrassed, you stepped back, attempting to put some space in between you and Angel. But he wasn’t having it. You’d noticed the further along you got into your pregnancy, the more insatiable he became. It was a never ending cycle between the two of you. One of you, if not both, were constantly horny.

You hid your smile in Angel’s arm as he encircled you from behind, his hands once again finding your stomach.

“Can’t blame us for trying.” Angel quipped, ignoring the elbow you shoved into his ribs.

“When’s the food gonna be done? I’m starving.” You whined, your hormones quickly shifting from one craving to another.

“Sit down. I’ll make you a plate.” Angel said, pulling the chair at the dining table back out.

You did as he said, thanking EZ when he placed a ginger ale next to you. Your stomach was still sensitive to certain foods, so everyone had taken to keeping ginger ale on tap for you.

Felipe made his way in, patting your shoulder and placing a quick kiss to your head as he passed. You watched as all three men worked together to get the turkey in order while also piling your plate with food.

In holidays past, you’d been the one managing the kitchen and various foods. But this year, Angel has been adamant that you let them handle it. So you had.

The Reyes men were making it their mission to spoil you. Each in their own unique ways. And you loved them more for it. Your daughter was going to have all three of them wrapped around her fingers.

Lord help them.

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[itsthemysterykids]

Wybie and Camilo swap places like Wanda and Blonda!

Wybie: At least I know I can't get blamed for this.

Alma: Wyborne, I blame you! You're the smart one! Put down your foot! Like your famous identical-yet-somehow-more-attractive cousin Camilo!

Lili: You have a cousin? Who's identical yet somehow hotter?

Wybie: Yeah, I stayed a hard-working everyday teen and he chose the easy life and went to Broadway. He was so dramatic as a child. He always knew just what to say.

Camilo: I don't know what to say! What the heck is my line?!

—

Camilo: But sometimes I do wish I gave in and chose the easy life. Settle down with normal, tame people like my lame cousin, Wybie. but I have bigger dreams, and my bigger, I mean I had dreams.

Wybie: I have the easy life?! That's it, we're going to Broadway!

Mabel: That's where Camilo lives!

—

Camilo: I know how to settle this.

Wybie: Samurai swords to the death?!

Camilo: No, I was thinking we switch places and see who has the tougher life.

—

Alma: Wyborne! You must stop this madness! *to Raz in a cannon* Got a net waiting for you? *Raz gives a thumbs up* Good. Now, where was I? Oh yes. *to Camilo* You fumbling idiota! You mu--

Camilo: THAT'S ENOUGH!! I'M PUTTING MY FOOT DOWN! NOW BACK OFF, VIEJA!!

*Camilo points the cannon at Alma*

Alma: Oh, calm down. There's no need to point the loaded child at me.

Camilo: YOU CALM DOWN!! I'VE BUSTED MY LIPOSUCTION BUTT KEEPING THESE LITTLE PSYCHOS HAPPY! AND WHAT DO I GET?!?!

Alma: Uhhh...

Camilo: A CRAZY OLD BAG YELLING AT ME ALL DAY!?! Woah, I never knew how really tough Wybie has it.

Alma: But this isn't about you! It's about your getting less-hot-by-the-second cousin! He won't go through with the play, and they’re going to cancel it!

*Raz sees that the fuse is about to reach the cannon*

Raz: Uh guys?

Camilo: I'll save the show! But you have to promise to stop blaming Wybie for everything.

Alma: I don't know why we are talking in the third-person, but okay. Alma will stop yelling at Wybie.

Camilo: *to the Mystery Kids* And you twerps promise to stop the extreme shit or Raz will be kissing Alma at MOCKFOUR!!!

—

Coraline: Hey, you helped Camilo win the Zappy!

Wybie: And he got Alma to stop blaming me and you guys to finally give me a break. And best of all, I’m friends with mi primo again!

Coraline: Yep! You’re totally hot primo. *Wybie glares at her* What?

Announcer: Wait, wait. Oops! There was a smudge. Apparently, the Zappy was actually won by Wybie.

*Wybie runs on stage and takes the Zappy from Camilo*

Camilo: I can’t believe my frump of a cousin beat me!

Wybie: Who are you calling a frump, you spoiled, pampered poodle of a Zappyless nobody?! Zappy fight! Oh, that’s right. *Smugly* You don’t have one.

#coraline #mystery kids #paranorman #gravity falls #psychonauts #the mystery kids #ask stuff #answered ask #encanto

[dreamcatcherjiah]

JAMAIS VU | TEASER 1

Namjoon & A-Young

Namjoon and his wife met at a museum

he wanted to pay attention to the art works around him

but his eyes kept going back to the woman sitting alone on a bench looking at a still nature 

he gave himself two hours

if he walked around for two hours and she was still sitting there he would go up to her and say something

“do you come here often?” didn't sound as good out loud as it did in his head, though

she laughed at his lame joke and invited him to sit with her

A-Young and Namjoon broke up when they had been dating for six months, Namjoon didn't want to put her through the life of dating an idol

she went to their office and spoke to Bang PD nim and then proceeded to bang on Namjoon’s door until he opened it

after giving him an earful, they got back together

they dated for three years before they got married 

the members call A-Young their honorary leader because she picks up where namjoon falls short 

A-Young and Namjoon want to have two kids

Jin & Yura

they were childhood friends who reconnected after college

Jin tried to keep in touch through idol training but always seemed to be busy when Yura wasn’t and the other way around

Yura went abroad to study while he debuted and when she came back he was already an idol

they had an on and off relationship for a couple of years, meeting when they could but understanding when it wasn't possible, until Yura asked him to talk 

they discussed if it was worth it dating, getting serious and facing the backlash that it would mean if they went public

Jin didn't want to hurt her but after a long talk with Namjoon, Jin decided he didn't want to loose her and asked her to date him 

they got married after a year, the fastest of the seven 

Yura is the closest with Jungkook and Yoongi

Jin and Yura want to have one child, maybe two

Yoongi & Hyejin

Hyejin was a graphic designer who was hired to create the new cover of Agust D’s third mixtape 

Yoongi made it a requirement to be involved in the whole process so it was a given they would meet

at first they didn't really get on 

Yoongi said Hyejin’s vision for the mixtape was all wrong and, being the hotheaded young woman that she was, she didn't take it the right way

it took Yoongi two whole months to get out of his studio and admit he was in the wrong

Hyejin had spent those months working nonstop in different versions of the cover so when they met again, Yoongi found himself with a smug-looking designer and seven different versions of said album cover

he returned to the dorm wide-eyed and talking nonstop about Hyejin designer and her talent

over the months he wouldn't stop releasing songs only to have the excuse to work with her 

One of those songs he didn't release, but played it for her in his studio and asked her to be his girlfriend

They just got married after six years of dating 

They want to have a daughter 

Hoseok & Haneul

Haneul is a Korean-America dancer who auditioned for a position as a back-up dancer for the American leg of the Love Yourself Tour

Hoseok saw her and another dancer practice the Just Dance routine backstage and joined them

it became a routine during the tour, so much so that they became fast friends

the boys used to tease them about liking each other but they payed no mind

once the American leg of the tour was over, Haneul stayed in the US and Hobi moved on with BTS to Europe

Hoseok felt down, like something was missing, his routine now broken because the most important part of it was kilometres away

thanks to some careful planning on the maknae line’s part, Haneul was waiting for Hoseok right there, backstage, the day of the final concert

Haneul stayed in Seoul from then on, working at a small dance studio and it wasn't long before she asked Hobi out

After he got over the initial shock, he accepted on the condition that he’d be the one proposing next time

and so he did, after two years dating, and Haneul said YES

they want to have three children

Jimin & Jae-Hwa

Jae-Hwa was minding her own business when the man in the table next to hers in the cafe tried to get up and ended up spilling his coffee all over her

Jimin had always had a difficult relationship with chairs but it wasn't until the most beautiful human he had ever met ended up drenched in coffee that he considered it to be a serious problem

Jae-Hwa got worried the second Jimin collapsed on the floor, a mess of arms and long legs, and the cutest giggle leaving his plumb lips

Jimin, who didn't find it difficult to get on his feet, offered her his most sincere apologies and his phone number to pay for Jae-Hwa’s clothes

Jae-Hwa didn’t use the number and some weeks went by during which both of them forgot about the other

They met again in the coffee shop and, not wanting to loose her again, Jimin blocked her path without noticing she had a full cup of coffee 

he ended up drenched and Jae-Hwa agreed to go with him shopping to replace the ones she had ruined (he didn't tell her the price of his designer clothes and his friends still tease him for that one)

the rest as they say is history, Jae-Hwa ended up falling completely in love with Jimin and his adorable and hard-working personality, and he fell just as hard for her

they got married after five years of dating 

they want to have one boy

Taehyung & Iseul

Iseul was an ARMY. she became one after going to a BTS meet and greet with her niece

she went completely speechless in front of Taehyung, who automatically fell in love with the little girl tugging at her hand

Tae insisted on little Nari coming to all the concerts and fan meetings she could, as long as she came to say hi to him before

Iseul and Tae kept meeting for months, Nari not missing a chance to spend time with BTS, who have fallen in love with her as much as Taehyung has

It is the boys who realise Tae no longer waits only for the little girl, but his face lights up when her aunt enters the room

in one of the fan meetings Nari fell asleep on Tae’s chest and Iseul didn't have the heart to wake her up. Tae tried to transfer her to her aunts arms but ended up accidentally kissing Iseul in the cheek

A few months later Nari handed her aunt a little box with a note on top “Auntie Iseul, would you like to go on a date with Uncle TaeTae?” Signed Nari & JIN SUGA RM JHOPE JIMIN JUNGKOOK

Tae and Iseul got married three years later, Nari was the flower girl and there were six very happy uncles at the ceremony

Taehyung and Iseul want to have a big family

Jungkook & Mi-Hi

Jungkook left the dorm the night Yura and Jin told them they were getting married

he was the youngest and he was still alone, he didn't blame his brothers and he loved Yura like a sister already

it was just hard seeing everyone happy and paired up when he craved the love he saw them give their significant others every day

he walked until it started raining, when he started walking faster, trying not to get soaked 

suddenly an umbrella covered his head, Mi-Hi concerned about the young man walking around alone under the rain 

Jungkook’s big doe eyes ran over her face and she blushed deeply, recognising his soft features

Jungkook offered to walk her home, and Mi-Hi as thanks, offered her umbrella for him to return home, making him promise he would try to keep warm not to catch a cold

a few days later JK was still thinking about the sweet, nameless stranger when someone behind him in the seven eleven exclaimed “I have just THAT umbrella!”

when he turned around he saw a wide-eyed Mi-Hi openly staring at his chest

Laughing at her starstruck expression, he picked up another triangle kimbab and a can of beer and told her to follow him

it would be an inside joke between them how their first date actually was a late night snack by the Han River where no more than three sentences were exchanged

Jungkook and Mi-Hi got married after almost seven years dating

they want to wait to have children but both of them would love to have a little boy 

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[pettyrevenge-base]

Kid gets revenge on toxic mom with... Socks?

So my mom is a very toxic person, the type who blames everyone else for her misfortunes instead of owning up to her mistakes and trying to grow as a person. Always has to be the victim, always has to one up whatever problems you're having. It was tough to grow up with and still a pain to deal with. (I'm 28F)

Mom used to be really particular about her socks. Every pair was unique, and she was far too snobby to wear mis-matched socks. I know, lame, right? I used to wear mis-matched socks just to irritate her, but that's not actually what this story is about. She's also an alcoholic, so she'd often drink too much and forget/lose things.

One day when I was 12 or so, my mom got sloshed and started telling me that her life would have been better if she had aborted me. (Yes I see a therapist, and I highly recommend therapy to everyone!). I was very upset, but I was a 12 year old girl who hadn't developed a backbone yet, so I didn't have the guts to tell her off. But I just HAD to do something, I didn't exactly ask to be born!

Cue petty revenge:

Every night when she'd get tanked, I'd steal one sock from each pair and stuff it behind the dryer. After a week or two of this, Mom no longer had ANY matching socks! She exploded and asked if I were wearing her socks, and I innocently told her that no, I was not wearing her socks and that maybe she lost them after a few drinks! Mom was displeased. Eventually she found her stupid socks and remained suspicious of me, but she couldn't prove that they hadn't just fallen there! 😉

Source: reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge

#pettyrevenge #lol #omg

[childofsolace-write-ups]

They made it this far, working together and struggling to survive.

Ali's still surprise he didn't get hit during the first game. He panicked like everyone else did, and it was sheer luck alone that he wasn't eliminated. More than that, how it had been instinct for him to save a random stranger. Not that he regretted it afterwards, being a part of a group immediately after that one random rescue made it worth it. And it was great that one of the people in the group was a genius in figuring out how to survive the other games.

Sangwoo was the one who figured out what might be the second game, after Sae-byeok came back from going through the vents to find an escape route. Instead, she brought back a clue she didn't even know. But thanks to that, Sangwoo had them all choosing easy shapes to beat the Honeycomb challenge. It was the first time Gi-hun would be satisfied not choosing a more challenging shape for that game.

But the marble game was a gamble.

Sangwoo had a bad feeling if they paired up with each other. He said he saw the married couple decide to pair up, and felt a chill in his spine. It was the first time he advised them in the games without clear reasoning for his insights. But his brains have never failed them yet, even with the risky plan during the Tug-of-war game that almost had Gi-hun plunging first to death. So the group agreed to pair off with other players, save for Gi-hun. His father didn't want pairing off with anyone else but his son, so Gi-hun apologized to Sangwoo and was the only one to divert from the plan.

Sangwoo almost wanted to change the plan, seeing as Ali had the rotten luck to be paired off with the asshole, Deok-su. But in one of the first nights here, when Gi-hun's dad, Oh Il-nam, made a theory that they would be playing children games after the first one, they had explained to Ali as much of the children games they knew. And they did this for every night they survived. Luckily, Gganbu was one of them. Sangwoo couldn't stay distracted for too long, as he needed to focus on his own match.

In turned out, that game was one that Ali had understood easily and recalled. And Sae-byeok had actually congratulated him with a big smile for finally getting rid of that particular pain of the ass. Or perhaps he was also smiling since she won her round against Mi-nyeo, or that Ji-yeong won against hers.

Gi-hun cried in Sangwoo's arms after that round. It was a surprise to no one that Il-nam decided to give his life so his son could survive. Il-nam reasoned that since it was him who didn't want to split from the group when choosing a pair and had already lived most of his life, it made sense that he would have to go. Gi-hun had argued back and forth though, and only when the time was almost up, Il-nam slammed his head against something hard and made the final choice for them before waiting for a bullet to pass through his skull.

On the bright side, most of them made it through the next round. And it was only by being the last few to go that they managed to make it through the death hopscotch.

But that also meant that... They had to kill each other since only one could win.

----

"But I didn't want to fight you guys!" Ali exclaimed, "so I forced myself to wake up. Still don't know how I did though..."

"Whaaaaat"

"Lame end for a horror story, not gonna lie..."

The group were positioned in a circle, around the camp fire. Sangwoo's family took all of them out for the weekend to enjoy the great outdoors. Now, they were staring at Ali incredulously. The Pakistaniclaimed that he had a disturbing dream, and Ali tend to be the type to remember his things vividly. He also scared easily, and due to the vividness, they didn't really doubt that he's able to break out if a dream started turning into a nightmare. It was an intriguing, disturbing dream though.

"You coulda waited to find out who won at least before waking up..." Ji-yeong said with a pout, leaning against her girlfriend's side. "Who knows, if a couple survives at the end, they could go home together. Like in Hunger games."

"They revoked that rule though." Sae-byeok deadpanned.

"And then put it back again when Katniss and Peeta protested against it by attempting that duo suicide."

Gi-hun shrugged, throwing his arms behind his head carelessly. "Well, can't say I blame him much," he said. "If that were me, I would've wanted to wake up the moment my dad died. Old man is annoying, but damn, I'd be lost without him." He said.

"Softie." Sae-byeok teased.

Gi-hun pulled his tongue out at her.

Sangwoo patted Ali on the knee, "Did you ever find out why we were even there in the first place?"

"Not really," Ali sighed, leaning his head on the other boy's shoulder. "But I know one thing; it's not worth killing all my friends."

Sangwoo didn't argue that, even if a money price would be tempting. But he didn't say that. Instead, he elbowed him at the side, "Still. It must've been gratifying what you did to Deok-su."

"My favorite part." Gi-hun raised his s'mores as if toasting to something.

They were underage, so they couldn't really have a particular drink to "toast" to anything. Eitherway, Sae-byeok and Ji-yeong hit their s'mores to Gi-hun's.

"Heh, I'd be dead if he found out." Ali chuckled weakly. "But yes... That felt good."

Sangwoo laughed, and refocused his attention to making the perfect s'more.

#Ao3 #Squid game #Happiness Au

[walpurga-nacht-academy]

Djinn’s Bride! ~A Celebration of Love~

Part 6

[Walpurga Nacht Academy]

[Djinn’s Lamp]

Rosa/Marcia: THIS IS THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORST-

Rosa: OUCH!

Marcia: OOF!

Cass: EEK!

June: SHIT!

Blanche: UGH!

Diana: …

Vita: My~ That was quite a fall, was it not, my dear Agatha?

Agatha: Hehehehe… It… was… scary… but… Big… Sis… always… lands… on… her… feet…

Vita: Certainly~ It would not do otherwise~

Blanche: Di-Dies-senpai?

Vita: Hm~ What it be little hare?

Blanche: Could you and Agatha please get off. We’re all squished undern-

June: HEY, SHITHEAD, GET OFF!

Rosa: OUCHOUCHOUCHOUCHOUCH- THIS HURTS! YOU’RE ALL TOO HEAVY!

Diana: …

Marcia: Aaaah, this is where we meet our end… Goodbye my wonderful future full of riches…

Rosa: THAT’S WAY TOO DEPRESSING! MARCIA STOP SAYING THAT!

June: SHUT YET TRAPS!

Blanche: Ugh!

Vita: My, my, what strength~

Agatha: … Ugh… stupid… big… chowder… sat… up… all… of… a … sudden… and… we… all… feel… off… No… grace…

June: HAAA? YA WANT YER HEAD OFF OR SOMETHING?!

Cass: Uuuummmm…

June: Ya ok ‘here, Cass?

Cass: E-Eh? Ye-Yes! Though for a mo-moment the wind was knocked o-out of me…

Rosa: I thought for sure we were going to die…

Marcia: Haaaa, that would have been better…

Rosa: It really wouldn’t have!! Maybe you’re fine with dying young, but I’m not!! I still have a ton of stuff to do, you know?! Dying like this would be way too inconvenient!

Marcia: Haaaaa…

Rosa: Grrrr! What’s with this attitude anyways?! After making so much trouble for the rest of us by getting that djinn out of the lamp, you decide to stick your head in the sand too?!

June: Tsk. That’s ‘hat happens when yer so fuckin’ greedy.

Marcia: Hm? Why are you looking at me when you’re saying that? I really don’t get it.

Rosa: Weren’t you the one who brought the lamp to the meeting?! Why do you think we’re blaming you?!

Marcia: Now wait just a sec! Yeah, I’m the one who brought the lamp in, but it was senpai who released the djinn inside! If anyone’s to blame, it’s her!

Blanche: That’s a foregone conclusion.

Marcia: Eh? Wh-What’s that supposed to mean?

June: Ya should have expected the shitty ghoul to pull shit like ‘his.

Rosa: That’s right! That’s right! Dies-senpai is a heartless person who only likes to amuse herself by making others miserable! You should have known beforehand she’d take advantage of the situation to make a mess like this! Seriously, Marcia! What were you thinking?!

June: Yeah, ya fuckin’ moron.

Marcia: HAAAAAAAAAAA?! You’re blaming me?! You’re seriously blaming me?! After all that was said?! Your heads seriously are screwed on wrong!

Rosa: Grrr!

June: YA WANNA PICK A FIGHT?!

Marcia: I’LL PICK ONE ALRIGHT! I’m not gonna stand here and let you dump on me like that when there’s only one person at fault!

Vita: Hm~?

Agatha: Don’t… point… your… stupid… finger… at… Big… Sis…

Marcia: Shut it! I’m serious right now! Even if you bite it off I won’t care, you brat!

Agatha: GRRRRRRRRRRR.

Marcia: Senpai!!

Vita: My~ Your furious face certainly adds a certain allure to your visage~ It sends shivers down my spine~

Marcia: Yo-You’re not gonna distract me with your weirdness now! I’m too worked up to think through what you’ve just said! Senpai!! Please explain yourself!

Vita: Oh? Explain myself? Whatever could you mean?

Marcia: You know perfectly well what I’m talking about!! Why did you let the djinn out?!

Vita: Ah. That.

Marcia: Yes! That! You knew there was a magical presence in the lamp and you set him loose on all of us! Please explain your reasoning behind that!

Vita: Hm~? ‘Tis not obvious?

Marcia: Not at all!! I can’t wrap my head around your thinking process at all! It’s like trying to navigate a maze with no exit!

Vita: My~ The compliments are pouring out of your mouth today, are they not?

Marcia: Senpai!!

Vita: Fufu~ But very well. Sweet nothings should be rewarded after all. ‘Tis always been my policy. If an answer you seek, then cease your wandering, my dear~

Marcia: … Wh-What’s that supposed to mean? I don’t get it at all!

Diana: Curiosity is man’s downfall.

Marcia: Eh? Curiosity? Downfall?! What are you talking about now, Diana?!

Blanche: … I’m afraid I understand what she’s talking about.

Rosa: You do?! Just from that?! You’re amazing, Blanche!

Blanche: … Th-That’s… Ahem. I advise you to restrain your enthusiasm, Rosalia. I’m doubtful you’ll be happy with what I’m about to say…

Rosa: I-Is it that scary?!

Blanche: Scary… Perhaps we could look at it that way too… But more importantly, I would say the right word for it is-

Vita: Gratitude~

Blanche: …

Rosa: Gra-Gratitude? For what exactly…

Agatha: The… stupid… amoeba’s… brain… is… so… small… eheheheheheheheh…

Rosa: GRRR!

Vita: Now, now, my darling Agatha~ We must always show patience, remember? ‘Tis not her fault for her deficiency~

Rosa: … I didn’t get that but it was an insult, wasn’t it?! I can tell, you know!

Vita: How perspicacious of you, little rose~

Rosa: Another one! That was another one, wasn’t it?! Is this really the time for that though?! Don’t we have bigger problems?!

Marcia: Give it up, Rosalia.

Rosa: Eh? Marcia?

Marcia: There’s no way you’re going to get through to senpai. Her mind is too warped. Like this issue of gratitude… I think I’ve got a grasp on it…

Vita: Hm~?

Marcia: That gratitude you’re speaking about… is it that you wanted to thank me for bringing such a fun ‘toy’ for you to play around with?

Vita: Correct~

Marcia: AAAAAAAAAH! I WAS AFRAID YOU WERE GOING TO SAY THAT! JUST DOING EVERYTHING AT YOUR OWN PACE WITHOUT CARING ABOUT ANYBODY ELSE. THAT’S RIGHT! THAT’S RIGHT! THAT’S THE WAY OF THE MAD FREE PEOPLE, ISN’T IT?!

Rosa: Ma-Marcia! Calm down! You’re having a breakdown!

Marcia: Right.

Rosa: .... Eh? Th-That was a quick turnaround…

Marcia: After some meditation-

Rosa: Meditation?! What meditation?!

Marcia: I’ve come to a conclusion. SENPAI!

Vita: Hm?

Marcia: I’m returning the lamp to you~

Vita: No need, my dear. Consider it part of your dowry~

Marcia: Eh~? No way~ I couldn’t possibly steal this magnificent item from its rightful owner~

Vita: My~

Marcia: And since you’re the rightful owner~ Because you are~ You should stay here and marry this guy instead~

Vita: Oh~? I simply could not~

Marcia: Are you thinking about my feelings~? How kind~! But you really shouldn’t~ I’m giving you my full support~ So don’t hold back~ Don’t hold back at all~

Rosa: … She’s really trying to skirt her duties.

Marcia: I heard that!!

Rosa: !!!

Marcia: If you think I’m taking the fall for senpai’s blunder, then you’re dreaming!! I’m washing my hands clean of this whole thing!! Ya hear me?!

Rosa: … Just a second before you begged her to give you the lamp.

Marcia: That was when I thought I could make a quick madol with little to no consequences!! Things are different now!! The consequences have come back to bite me in the ass!!

Blanche: She’s so frustrated everything is spilling out.

Diana: Mm.

Marcia: So, senpai!!

Vita: Hm~?

Marcia: Step up and do the right thing!! Take this creepy guy and marry him so we can go back!!

Vita: I refuse~ I despise men with such bland features~

Marcia: WHO CARES ABOUT THAT?! You think I want to marry a guy with such a lame sense of humour?!

Vita: Hm, that would be rather unfortunate~ But his overly excitable attitude is simply revolting. I will concede to you.

Marcia: I DON’T WANT HIM! HE’S REALLY OFF-PUTTING! YOU TAKE THE CREEP!

Vita: No~

Rosa: They’re really annoyingly stubborn!! Seriously, I know that marrying such a weirdo is not the best outcome, but aren’t they going too far? Don’t you think so, Blanche?

Blanche: … Rosalia.

Rosa: Eh? Blanche! But- Huh?! Wait! If you’re on my right, then who’s the one-

Djinn: …

Rosa: AAAAH! SO YOU’VE BEEN HERE ALL ALONG?!

Djinn: ...

Marcia: YOU TAKE HIM! I’D RATHER DIE THAN MARRY HIM!

Vita: ‘Tis a mutual feeling~

Djinn: …

Rosa: YOU MONSTERS! STOP TALKING! THIS SORT OF ABUSE WILL BREAK ANYBODY’S SPIRIT! JUST BECAUSE HE’S UGLY AND LAME DOESN’T MEAN THAT HE SHOULD BE FORCED TO ENDURE THIS!

June: … Yer one to talk.

Djinn: ...ugh..

Rosa: Eh? What was that?

Djinn: ...ough…

Blanche: ?

Djinn: ENOUGH!!

Blanche: !!!

Rosa: MY EARS!!

June: NOT ‘HIS SHIT AG’IN!

Djinn: ‘Monster’ is too light a word for you people!! Even ogres have more compassion! You devils! Don’t you know a young man’s heart is really fragile?!

Rosa: I-It kinda hurts how right he is...

Djinn: That’s it. I’ve decided.

Rosa: Eh? You decided?! What did you decide?!

Djinn: I really wanted a cute wife to come live with me and cheer me up when I am down and share my joys and sorrows! But you girls are much too troublesome and unpleasant!

Rosa: Eeeh?! But I didn’t even do anything?!

Blanche: That’s obviously a lie.

Djinn: So you’re all evicted from here-

Marcia: YAHOO!

Djinn: -except for my master!

Marcia: …

Vita: Fufu~

Marcia: DON’T YOU DARE LAUGH! And you!!

Djinn: Ah, don’t shout like that. I have delicate hearing, you know?

Marcia: Like I care!! More importantly, didn’t you just say you couldn’t stand any of us earlier?! What’s with this sudden switch, huh?!

Djinn: … Well.

Marcia: WELL WHAT?

Djinn: I guess spending eternity with you is still better than being alone.

Marcia: …

Diana: … He must dislike loneliness.

Rosa: Haaaa?! Aren’t you too casual about this?! The way he just spoke was super insulting, actually!!

Blanche: Indeed. But that aside…

Agatha: It… still… means… one… will… have… to… stay… behind… We… should… make… the… stupid… amoeba… do… that… hehehehehehehe…

Rosa: NOOOO! ANYTHING BUT THAT! DON’T LEAVE ME BEHIND! I DON’T WANNA! IT’S MARCIA’S FAULT SO SHE SHOULD STAY!

Marcia: IF ANYONE SHOULD STAY IT’S DIES-SENPAI!

Vita: Fufu, are we to cast votes? Then I believe that the world ought to be spared of violent brutes with barely a sliver of intelligence~

June: …

Cass: Mi-Mi-Miss Himalia?

June: … I... ‘nough…

Cass: Um…

June: I HAD ‘NOUGH OF ‘HIS SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT!

Djinn: !!! E-EH?!

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[the-firebird69]

There's a huge number of people looking at one flew of the cuckoo's nest and they found out that it looks like an old film made back in 1974 in Oregon there are a few cues when is did they tried to pin it on Asia and Russia and did a very lame George and they got nailed for it and still are. They did go after Mack and his people however other Max were going after them as well but they're normal and the Donald plan was blaming the gifted guy, and they would argue when you get killed that sounds weird had to grab all of them and foreigners watching it but really that's how it went. The other maps figured it out and didn't want to continue even healthy Max to keep trying to steal stuff and they can't accumulate anything. And it's a matter of time before they're gone cuz they keep doing it. Stands running around doing too. It's a few reasons for it.. mc daddy clan has built about 30 million out of the 650 million hulls for Warhammer. They are aware that they're smaller. They were not aware that they're that small. There's a hurtful look on his face you realizes he's been treading water and staying alive and that's what he's been doing. So few other things to know but he used to be very big and it was about 15 years ago who's about 5% of all the macs out of 25% of the planet and he got really small. There's only several things he can do punt or try and take huge chips and lasers in the AI and that's what he should do now it doesn't seem to understand there's problems here so he's taking a look at it. And it's going on and on about Tommy F but that's who it is and his little piglet. But he knows what he's doing and that's Mac and other people don't. You started up as tobacco you said it was Brian's. He's grown a lot of it and it worked and really does not taste bad it tastes great. His kids are getting into it and it's got other companies and ideas about them he likes some of our son's companies it says they're flipping and weird and he says they always work though like Dyson's fear. I was starting up some of these companies and they're kind of involved you have a few companies that were working on so we are going to town now on things and we're trying to do it. There's a little strange but we're working on things together revitalizing the economy and other is other people don't want to do it and he says he has to and he'll have a place.

-so the discussion led to Mac has always been running things Max agreed to do what he said and the way to do it back then and it's not his fault that you're still doing it that way and that he has a frontal lobe issue that these idiots caused and it was in Oregon with a surgery was done and the threatening our son in westborough. It's nice to evoke a history lesson but that's the lesson and that's where the math is and it's true. You guys went out to California 3 days ago and areas are deserted and they're nasty you're hard to claim because they stink so bad what you did was you s*** all over it some buildings are full of s*** you can see it the windows and you're slowly ruining the place now sun is right we should bring stars in and just keep getting rid of you. Right now Mac is going to do an offensive from the north he's going to take over Sacramento and he's going to take over the area to the seashore and to the east to the mountains 20 mi south of the city and he will begin his move to San Luis Obispo after that and we're going along with him or we won't have any territory and the foreigners are too... Sacramento and surrounding is pretty big and San Luis Obispo is not but to get there you have to go through San Francisco that is huge and all these movies are going to start up and have to finish within 2 or 3 days or they won't cuz you more like won't be here

The video about Utah is almost over and they went out the second time and a small bunkers were attacked and they're going to come back in and that's it then they're out dumb and dumber and about 10 other movies are going to happen in Utah and that's it and the keys will be sought this coming up next week for real it'll take about a week to get down to San Luis Obispo but once you're there the sun says it's only LA county and San Diego and that's it and the whole place is gone the valley is not very big and it's not anything in the valley only a few bunkers and he's right the shorelines got nothing in it. As we speak people are evacuating Sacramento and they're going to LA and they said the cleanest s*** up and demolish the buildings if they have to.

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Thor Freya

Hey. Stop cutting me off I said I didn't really have anything to say and it's kind of true. This is terrible. They're ruining the whole place and it's going to have to be rebuilt and it's a nightmare and I'm sick of these people. But right now stand is having a standoff with his idiot Friends and they're just sitting there and they've been sitting there for a long time they're building up forces so there's a few things he can do and it's not going to be very easy but he's thinking about what to do now he's in trouble the forces are big and he's not very huge.. Ken doesn't like him because my husband moved out and my husband looks at like Ken is a nutcase and he really is that's from weak s*** so he's hurt by it but who cares that's stupid you're going to be a mental patient forever who cares for that s*** nobody buys it they just come and pick you up one day. So we're out of there and we're thinking about other things. Right now there's a lot of talk about getting you some funds for some outrageously excellent work and preserving what is left of humanity and we're talking about too and what you say is if you can without our people getting in trouble and that's what it sounds like and people won't and you think it's probably a good idea and it's a good idea to light up the treasury and social security and that's what I was thinking too we'd end up defending it and that's a good point. Now there's a few other things happening I'm getting a little shaky on my Spanish but these people are assisting me with it all the time that they're in the enemy every single one of them and they do it to my husband and they do it Non-Stop. And I want them out and I'm tired of them making fires and all sorts of other dumb things it's all illegal and they should be arrested every time if they were they'd be out of here in a few days. I'm sick of people on the TV shouting at us in our way having a safe stuff I want them fired instantly and we're going to put orders on them because people aren't hearing us saying it's illegal for them to do that. I want some order around here having them all yell and scream is illegal and we're going to write it up as edex we are in trouble here there are things happening in Charlotte county that are causing problems one of them is that they are trying to damage things even things they living in in protest and they need to leave and appointed it out I'm actually watching and they soon I come down and pick them up out of here that these people are spent and take them out of the election he's ridiculous. Actually we need him out now. I'm running it up and sending it out. There's a few things that happen macken's up in The matrix and Biden was on vacation and we think they're coincide and and with it and Trump takes over a lot of DC and New York City to clear his the president. And he said something interesting he said it he thinks it might take over the White House to a degree and when they do that he thinks Independence Day too might occur and the mothership comes flying in you see something that looks like UMass Boston but that's not what the show's films but it's snowing so it got cold somewhere a few days ago it's true it may have been a result of the ships taking off no. The ship should take off tonight. We are going to be under duress again with this idiot Trump he takes over DC where the impression it doesn't last long and someone tells us it's only minutes out of the day both attacks occur and the first attack was actually for him to take over. ...

The people wandering around the ones that were kicked out of the apartments are getting arrested they eventually return to the apartment they find out that no one's in it they try and pick the locks or break in and they get arrested. It's a huge number of them that got arrested in the past 20 minutes out of the 3.5% of the 5% and those are the tenants probably 90% of them are arrested and they will be going to court and no they're going to prison and the attractions espionage and more. And we're well aware that the max say stuff about my husband and we're moving in and they can't stop us and I'm not really aware that much he says good and out of the rest of it the 1.5% of the morlock owned properties they're being kicked out now and not waiting until tomorrow. This afternoon to this evening anticipate 90% of that 1.5% will be in custody in about 98% of the first bunch and probably about 70% of the owners they'll come in and out though. Later on today more of the owners will be rounded up and for the 1.5% too.

-the 8% is interesting half as we discussed we're owned by people other than Max and they are faltering meaning that they are evicting people and getting beat up and losing properties it's happening all over the place now all over Earth but here in Florida is 8% of the properties in total and about 2% have lost their properties Stan lost half and said he should have sold and he wants to sell and he doesn't seem to want to contact anyone and the other 2% will probably fall by the end of the day the max are evicting most tenants most of them are more lock 90% of them and all of them by the end of the day that's too many people that's a lot but it's not that many the remaining housing systems are not that much there are only several areas there in and they are concentrated there and they get surrounded they're going to do the same thing even though they own the buildings they've done it in several neighborhoods already and they're going to do it on seven more. It's a matter of time before we tell you do not say stuff and have our people say stuff through your stupid TV we don't do that and you're fired and my husband wants it done that's ridiculous the sister shouting you can't you can't even hear it with a stupid crap that those people need to be grabbed right now pulled off the air I'm saying it in sending it in now they're the most unproductive unintelligent people I've ever seen

-the sheriff drops 25 more out of 125 and it's down to 100 and they're holding it

-the punta Gorda police dropped to 30 and they're holding it and it was 40 and between the two there's only four or five in each that are trumpsters the rest are bja and several minority only

-they were major attacks plans on the empire that canceled another back on because they took their ship holes. And a huge ones for tonight all over the place if they can get there

-police are arresting people for harassment now finally it's been a long time and it should have been doing it free money everybody

-the mega ship in Canada might come out when the freeze out at DC NYC. And I agree that is coming up pretty quick we notified people where the keys are and they're going after them they will find them they say they're checking DC at the White House and they're going and looking for them. Not tonight and for a week or so other shifts will be launching of medium class and medium small some of them are quite large and mostly the northern hemisphere there will be a lot of them and the medium from 5 to 10 miles there will be about 100 from 2:00 to 5:00 there will be 300 and ones

[blackhakumen]

Mini Fanfic #864: The Disco King (Super Smash Bros Ultimate)

6:45 p.m. at Smash Mansion, Outsode of Luigi and Daisy's Bedroom......

Daisy: (Flexing her Muscles in Front of the Mirror Door While Wearing a Female Berserk Outfit) Heh Heh!~ Still got it. (Gives Both of her Muscles a Kiss Each Before Calling Out to Luigi) How's the costume going in your department, babe?

Luigi: (Inside the Bedroom) Pretty good! Just need to finish the final touched....aaand....Done!

Daisy: Sweet! You ready to come out here and show me whatcha got?

Luigi: Yeah. I'm still not sure if it'll look nearly as good as yours though....

Daisy: Oh come on, 'hon. You're being too modest again. I'm sure your costume is gonna look great this year.

'Door Open'

Daisy: Hell, it might even look better than mi- (Eyes Widened in Complete Shock at What is in Front of Her) OH... MY GOD!

Luigi smiles sheepishly and shyly while wearing a green, disco like attire.

Luigi: This.... isn't too much, is it?

Daisy: (Almost at a Loss For Words) Luigi, you look amazing.......The clothes....the shoes...the hair! Where did you get all of this?

Luigi: Professor E. Gadd gave it to me back when I was at the hotel two years ago. I wore this as a disguise to infiltrate the ghost party at the disco ball room. And....since I was given "Disco King" as my codename, I had to prove the title is real by disco dancing for three and a half minutes. Which was kind of pretty fun to do in hindsight.

Daisy: That is so cool and hot at the same time......

Luigi: Really? I figured you would find all of this lame and boring.

Daisy: Are you kidding? I love Disco! We used to throw those kinds of parties back at my kingdom, when I was a little munchkin. Been in love with the culture ever since....('Click Tongue') Ah man....

Luigi: What's wrong?

Daisy: If I'd knew you would be wearing that for Halloween this year, I could've brought a disco costume of my own a long time ago. We could've been known as the King and Queen of Disco Dancing! And I could've wore a sick afro!

Luigi: You would look pretty groovy in a afro......(Smiles Softly) But I'm sure we can wear it together some other time. For what it's worth, I think you already look amazing in the costume you're wearing right now.

Daisy: You think so? It's a costume I usually wear for Dungeons & Dragons night with the ladies. (Begins to Smile Proudly While Showing Off her Muscles) Not to brag or anything, but I just so happen to be the only, strongest Berserker of the entire party.

Luigi: (Chuckles Lightly) I can tell. Your muscles are looking better than ever.

Daisy: Thanks, sweetie~ I knew my workout routine would pay off eventually.

Luigi: Well, you are the strongest princess I know after all.

Daisy: (Smiles Bashfully) Weegie, you're giving me too much credit here~ I'm sure there's like a ton of other girls in the world that are lot stronger than I am.

Luigi: Yeah, but....(Holds Up Daisy's Hand While Giving her a Bit of a Seductive Smirk on his Face) You'll always be my #1~ (Starts Kissing the Top of Daisy's Hand)

Daisy: (Giggles Ticklishly by Luigi's Kisses Before Pulling him Into a Tango Like Position) C'mere, you!~

The princess is about to give her man a kiss on the lips. When suddenly......

'Gopsel Keyboard'

Dedede: (Comes Out Of his Room With a Slug Like Figure While Singing Wearing his Preacher's Cloak and an Elvis Wig) YEEAHEH YEAHEYEAHE YEAH! YEAHEYEAHEYEAH! YEAHEYEAHEYEAHEE YEEEEEEEEAAAAH!

Daisy: (Eyes Widened at What is In Front of Her and Luigi) Dedede?

Luigi: Are you..... Dressed as Elvis?

Dedede: Close. I'm a Preacher NAMED Elvis. I was debating which of the two I wanna be this year for Halloween until I say....(Sings While the Slug Plays the Keyboards Again) WHY NOT BOOOOOOOOTTTTTH!!!~ Praise the one and only Elvis Dedede!

?????: Amen.

Daisy: (Points at the Slug) Hey, who's that?

Dedede: My partner & crime, Escargoon.

Escargoon: (Smiles Brightly at the Couple) Pleased to meet ya lovely folks today.

Luigi: Ah yeah.... Dedede told me about you a while ago. (Happily Pulls his Hand Out For a Handshake) It's so nice to finally meet you in person.

Escargoon: (Gives Luigi the Handshake) Likewise. Love the costumes by the way. Couldn't decide which one is my favorite already.

Dedede: Yeah. I have to agree. Y'all look good.

Daisy: Why, thank you~ (Starts Flexing While Speaking in a Manly Like Voice) I AM KNOWN AS THE STRONGEST BERSERKER OF ALL THE LANDS AND SEAS!!! (When Back to Smiling Brightly While Hugging Luigi From Behind) And this here is my handsome Disco King!~

Luigi: (Smiles Sheepishly Again) I-I wouldn't exactly call myself a king or anything, but....I am pretty groovy!~ Speaking of which, what are you dressed as, Mr. Escargoon?

Escargoon: I'm Joe Esposito. Elvis's manger and right hand man. It's not much, but....I think it suits me pretty well. It's a lot better than the first costume the former sire suggested me to wear

Dedede: (Glares at Escargoon) Ah come on, now. Being a T-Rex isn't so bad.

Escargoon: (Glares Back at the Former King) Dedede, I am not gonna wear a T-Rex costume just to make your Elvis Preacher impression look more good than it already was. Did you forget that I literally have no legs?

Dedede: Then you can just wear the head. It wouldn't be any problem with that.

Escargoon: Yeah, expect for the fact that I couldn't see anything clearly out of it! I mean, seriously, how much does it cost anyways? $1000?

Dedede: (Slowly Starts Looking Away in Silence) ....................

Escargoon: (Eyes Widened) Oh my god. You actually spent money that stupid thing? Why!?

Dedede: (Went Back into Glaring at Escargoon) Hey, that costume ain't stupid! And the only reason I brought it was because it looks interesting!

Escargoon: What? You thought about wearing it for yourself or somethin'?

Dedede: NO!........ Probably. But that's beside point!

Escargoon: (Facepalms While Groaning) ('Ugggh') You are SO impossible to deal with all the time.....(Turns to the Couple Behind Him) Has he always been this stubborn to you guys?

Daisy: Oh yeah. Big time.

Luigi: Almost at a daily basis even.

Dedede: (Immediately Glares at the Duo) TRAITORS!

Escargoon: (Already Has a Deadpinned Look on his Face) Hey, don't blame them for speaking the truth. I bet everyone else in this mansion will say the same.

Dedede: HUSH UP! You know what? Forget y'all! (Angrily Walks Way) I'mma go downstairs and show everyone on my swagger on my own! PEACE!

Escargoon: (Watches Dedede Walk Away While Walking) Once a spoiled brat, always a spoiled brat......(Turns Back to the Duo with a Soft Smile) Thanks for looking out for him for me. It means a lot that you care.

Daisy: No problem, man. Annoying as he is, he's still family.

Luigi: Always.

Rest in Peace Elvis Presley & Joe Esposito

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#super smash ultimate #luigi #daisy #king dedede #escargoon #professor e gadd (mentioned) #humor #fluff #cute romance #daisy loves luigi #remember that disco costume luigi has in luigi's mansion 3? #yeah it based on that lol #also dedede as elvis/preacher #halloween month #edited

[hadestowntm]

Ranking musicals I know by least to most homophobic on a scale of 1-10

in a completely objective way that has absolutely nothing to do with my own personal experiences whatsoever (I’m lying)

2. Rent. I’m taking a point off of this because it makes me sad. I know that’s the point and that’s why it’s good but I’m petty and this is my ranking system.

3. Frog and Toad. They are gay and in love. Only criticism is that they could have made it more textual.

4. Les Mis. Technically doesn’t contain any canon gays but not in a homophobic way. Should technically be neutral then but the amount of gay fanon produced I think merits a point this side of neutral.

4. Chicago. No there are no gay characters but it contains cell block tango which makes me gayer every time I see it.

4. Once on This Island. I’ve only seen this once when I was like 9 and I barely remember it except the lead was a super cute girl and definitely led to my gay awakening so this gets a bonus point for that.

5. Hadestown. True Neutral. There are no gay characters but not in a homophobic way especially because it’s about characters from old myths. Also Andre deshields is gay and brings that gay energy to hermes in my opinion. And tall guy is gay and I like him.

5. The Sound of Music. No gay characters but it’s set in world war 2 so it’s not like they could be out anyways. Max is probably gay if we’re real about it, and at least one of the nuns is probably gay. And statistically one of those kids is probably gay.

5. Ragtime. Same as sound of music. There’s no gay characters but I can’t blame them. And Emma Goldman is definitely a lesbian. Probably younger brother is gay too.

5. Hamilton. Neutral but in a homophobic way. I do enjoy flamboyant Thomas Jefferson but he was a slaver and the sally reference makes it super nasty. And I also feel like they could have had some hints at romance between Hamilton and Laurens because it’s an interpretation after all but it was for sure the fear of a homophobic response that made them not do that. Don’t get me wrong I’m not a shipper I just think it could have been interesting especially because right after laurens dies Hamilton dives really hard into his work. Could be coincidence but it could have been cool to maybe wonder otherwise.

5.5. Hairspray. I feel like this musical should contain a flamboyant gay character but it doesn’t.

6. Great Comet. This should have contained a gay character because the chaos could definitely handle it and it would have been fun in that long ass introduction. Pierre could be gay in subtext but I would like text. Balaga is probably gay because could a straight person be that iconic? No. But I need the text fam.

6.5. Wicked. We all know elphie and Glinda are gay and in love but fierro is still the romantic interest. The balance here between the gay rights of showing elphie and Glinda’s relationship and the homophobia of making sure it didn’t look too gay is delicate. But fierro is a nice beautiful man with a beautiful voice so at least there’s that.

7. Newsies. Same shit here as wicked except worse because they don’t show the bond between davey and Jack as much and the love interest can’t sing.

7. In the Heights. Nina was supposed to have a gay brother but that was removed which is lame because then there were zero gay characters. And then there’s that little bit of gossip in the intro song about a guy cheating on his girlfriend with a dude which I find mildly homophobic.

7.5 Oklahoma. No gay characters and also it takes place in the south which is a homophobic place and gives me hives just hearing about it.

8. Book of Mormon. I mean to be fair this is expected. The gay guy telling the story about shutting off the gay feelings is just depressing. I mean I guess it’s funny but it’s also so depressing. But I think we can extrapolate a happy ending for him? So at least there’s that.

9. Guys and Dolls. I feel like this is self explanatory. What about guys and guys and dolls and dolls? However I was in a production of guys and dolls and played one of the chick chick chickadees so I can say with certainty that the musical could contain unknown lesbians.

10. Dear Evan Hansen. I feel like I shouldn’t have to explain this but either him or Connor should have been gay but the writers were cowards and just made gay jokes instead in a musical literally about teen suicide when gay teens are more likely to attempt suicide. Bad taste

[yunatheintrovert]

that one time in Kandahar | Bell/Belikov Soviet-Afghan War AU one-shot

You sighed, staring down at the many empty shot glasses of vodka in front of you. His presence against you was a comforting, familiar one as you leaned against him with your legs touching his. Your vision blurred ever so often under the flickering lamps hanging over the bar. 

The flames erupting from one shot of vodka set alight by the enthusiastic Afghan bartender blurred into the scorching flames greedily consuming the wreckage of the armored APC downed by the dushmani. 

That was one you and your unit hadn’t been able to save. 

And then there was the news when you got back.

Another Mi-24 gunship on a convoy escort mission had been shot down over the Hindu Kush mountains, a region your unit would soon be moved to patrol over. The crew of the crashed gunship hadn’t survived. The pilot opted to pull the pin of his one grenade over the possibility of capture. 

You couldn’t blame him.

Blinking away the orange blurs in your vision, you sighed once more. Routine missions like that could easily go so wrong. All it took was one lucky shot by the dushmani with their accursed Stingers the Americans handed out like candy-

Resting your head against his shoulder, you glanced up at your companion. 

 If it came down to it, you preferred to go out in the initial fiery impact of the crash. Still, that was selfish...

“Please don’t die,” you murmured before leaning closer-

Warm chapped lips brushed against your own with the familiar scent of vodka and aviation kerosene greeting you like an old friend-

You blinked, staring up into those gunmetal blue eyes. 

Like an old friend, the words echoed in your mind.

You vaguely heard the sound of breath hitching in surprise. 

The vodka, you distantly thought while you pulled away from him, was really helpful.

Even in the cool Afghan air of Kandahar, your cheeks heated as did your lips oddly enough. 

It was the vodka. 

Before you could stumble over an apology, Dimitri abruptly pulled away from you, suddenly calling out for another round of vodka. You stared at the tan fabric of his Afghanka winter coat as his back faced you.

You only meant to give him a kiss on the cheek.

...And was the kiss really that bad for him?

“Sorry, Mitya,” you murmured before looking back down at your shot glass dejectedly-

“ДА!” Charkov suddenly exclaimed beside you, shaking his fist in the air, “You hear that, Gusev? I won the bet! I told you it would happen before Kabul. You owe me seven packs of Marlboros, my friend-”

“Nyet, nyet!” Gusev vehemently denied, leaning forward against the wooden counter of the bar. He slammed his shot glass down, “It was one-sided. It does not count!” 

You dazedly glanced between the two, only registering the word “one-sided” with a wince. Dejectedly, you looked down once more. You didn’t mean to ruin the night for Mitya and yourself…

“Comrade,” Charkov suddenly said lowly, grasping the Mi-24 gunner’s shoulder as he leaned closer with a smile befitting that of a zampolit, “We made no such rule.”

Gusev gulped before nervously laughing, “But you know my friend...There are other fish in the sea for young Bell there. Like that Spetsnaz captain-” 

You didn’t know what exactly happened right then and there. One moment, Gusev was looking up at Charkov with a placating smile, the next, his face suddenly paled as Charkov stared down at him.

You blinked.

Before you could ask if the caviar went down wrong for Gusev, he hastily looked away, laughing once more. 

“Ah, b-but you know, perhaps I was mistaken. Sometimes, couples are just fated to be with one another-” 

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The exposed gray ventilation above you on the safehouse’s ceiling came into focus as you stared up at it. Rain pelted the roof above you in a distinct pitter-patter, yet you could still register the cheery sounds of drunken soldiers talking amongst themselves and that one enthusiastic soldier exclaiming about him winning those Marlboros. 

You blinked, dazedly brushing fingers over your warm lips. 

The smell of vodka, aviation kerosene, and Afghan dust still lingered in the air like an old friend. 

What a vivid dream, you thought sleepily. And an odd one at that. 

Along with other soldiers, Belikov was in it and you had-

You had kissed him. 

Kicking away the thread-bare sheets at your feet, you sighed and rubbed the back of your suddenly warm neck. 

Someone must have turned up the thermostat.

It really was an odd dream. 

Shaking your head, you laid back down onto the sheets only to find yourself staring up restlessly at the ceiling moments later. Hollowness ironically filled your chest in a vague sense of loss- no longing. Distantly, you brought a hand up to your aching chest right where your heart was and grasped the fabric of your shirt there. 

Why, you thought slowly, do I mourn a dream. 

There really was no point.

Dreams weren’t even real. 

Yet you never did get any more sleep that night. 

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You leaned your head against your hand, staring longingly at the pot of coffee brewing at the corner. The familiar sound of the boiling dark brew already woke up slightly. 

Usually, Sims or Lazar would make the coffee in the morning. But you hadn’t gotten any sleep and woke up at 0400 hours to make coffee. 

Now that you thought of it, ever since you came to the safehouse with Adler, you had been rather sleepy... But this was different. Just a restless night that came with an oddly vivid dream, you asserted. 

Yawning, you perked up at the sound of footsteps behind you. 

“...Good morning,” you said sleepily. 

“Доброе утро, my friend,” an all too familiar accented voice greeted in turn. You blinked, jolting awake ever so slightly at the sound of his voice. 

Quickly, you went back to staring at the brewing coffee pot by the corner and gestured to it with one hand, “I, uh, made some coffee.” you said rather lamely. Words seemed to fail you in the early unholy hours of 0400. 

You heard Belikov take a seat beside you. Hearing the timer beep and the boiling come to a low, you perked up and walked over to the coffee pot. You glanced back at your companion questioningly. You heard coffee wasn’t generally consumed in the Soviet Union…

Belikov nodded with a smile. 

You awkwardly smiled back and grabbed the paper cups in the corner, pouring you both a cup of the dark brew. Hopefully, he was okay with drinking coffee black. The safehouse ran out of sugar and cream yesterday and Lazar was up for grocery runs…

Setting back into your seat with coffee in hand, you sighed, enjoying the familiar aroma of caffeine. A silence settled in the air as the rain pelted the windows outside. There was a storm system rolling through the Berlin metropolitan area according to the weather forecast...

“Did you sleep alright?” the Russian suddenly asked, his voice filled with friendly concern. You bit your lip guiltily. Belikov was always so friendly and nice, asking about your wellbeing. Only Lazar ever really did that before. And to think you had that weird dream about Belikov when he was this considerate…

“I-I’m fine,” you asserted, “I just had this weird dream-”

Deep down, you knew better than to start explaining that dream to him. But if you left that brief kiss part out, maybe it’d be cathartic and you could move on from it. 

Like giving a confession, you thought sleepily. 

4am thoughts really were the best. 

“-where we were both getting drunk in this bar in Kandahar. And there were soldiers around us drinking vodka as well. And one soldier kept on exclaiming about him winning packs of Marlboros for some reason…” you rambled on, feeling the guilty weight off your chest lessen. 

Suddenly, you heard Belikov choke on his coffee. 

“Are you okay, Mitya?!”

You worriedly patted his back, hearing him cough even more. After a few tense moments of coughing, he settled down. You opened your mouth to ask if he was alright, only to be interrupted when gunmetal blue eyes suddenly stared at you with an unfamiliar intensity.

“Ты помнишь? Это я, Митя.”

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Author’s Note: I debated on whether or not to post this since this is probably a rather confusing AU to read. 

Basically, this is an AU in which Bell and Belikov serve together as Mi-24D pilots in the same helicopter assault unit during the Soviet-Afghan War. The overall timeline of cod cold war is shifted more than several years since the Soviet-Afghan War really started happening in the 1980s. Also, I'm leaving things vague but things happened in between Bell and Belikov's service in Afghanistan and the events of the campaign that made Bell have amnesia. So Bell doesn't remember her close past with Belikov. 

On a side note...this is why I don't write kiss scenes. I'm horrible with writing them XD. Although to be fair, this was kinda meant to not be really romantic cause Bell's drunk haha. 

Well, I hope this was tolerable to read. Thanks for reading!

#Bell/Belikov #Bellikov #yes that their ship name for now at least for me XD #Charkov plays matchmaker for Bell and Belikov #he ships them y'all #COD Charkov #call of duty black ops cold war fanfiction #COD Bell #COD Belikov #Dimitri Ivanovich Belikov #call of duty belikov #call of duty dimitri belikov #Bell x Belikov #Fem!Bell #Soviet-Afghan War AU #I finally wrote a kiss scene #anyone who reads this is going to be so confused #basically this is an AU where Bell and Belikov served together in the same helicopter assault unit during the Soviet-Afghan War #things are left vague but Bell ends up being amnesiac by the time of the campaign #not beta read (we die like comrades)

[mamourland]

Kissing Prompt #8 - Magnum/Higgins

Prompt #8 - Laying a gentle kiss to the back of the other’s hand.

  Context: Season 1 (pre-partners)

  Rated: General audience

Higgins quickly hung up with Katsumoto. She tried to take a deep breath but she slightly choked on it when it morphed into a sob. She grabbed the keys of the Range Rover and rushed out of Robin’s Nest.

 The police detective just announced her that Magnum had been chasing a suspect during their joint investigation when he fell down the balcony from the third floor. He apparently landed on his side but he had been unconscious since Katsumoto had called the paramedics so he didn’t really know where he was injured.

 He told her to meet him at the hospital and maybe by then, they would know more.

 The unconscious part was what really worried Juliet. He could have hit his head and have brain damage or he could have a spine injury and be left paralyzed.

 She tried to concentrate on the road and not on what could go wrong with Magnum or else she wouldn’t get to the hospital unscathed. However, her brain was not cooperating as she was always drawn to the worst-case scenario where Magnum died and she was back to when she lost Richard.

 She hastily parked the car in the first available spot in front of the hospital and rushed inside. She couldn’t catch her breath when she entered the lobby and she knew she was having a panic attack.

 She used to have them when she was young but her MI-6 training taught her how to prevent them by controlling her emotions. The last one she had had been the day of Richard’s funeral.

 She recognized the signs: shortness of breaths, chest pain, dizziness from the oxygen shortage, her vision blurred and her earing lessened because her brain was prioritizing her survival over her less important senses. Tears were streaming down her face.

 She must have alerted a nurse at the front desk because someone was helping her sit down in one chair from the waiting room and speaking reassuring words that she couldn’t comprehend but she recognized the soothing tone behind them.

 The person pushed a paper bag over her mouth and nose and Juliet knew she had to lengthen her breaths.

 In by the nose, out by the mouth. She repeated those words to herself to keep the rhythm.

 She tried to push any thoughts of Magnum and how she might lose him like she lost Richard, even though they were not in a relationship. She needed to concentrate on her breathing so she could see Thomas. She needed to see him.

 She was starting to get better as she finally understood what the nurse was telling her.

 “Breathe in, breathe out.”, the woman guided her.

 After ten minutes of regulated breathing, Juliet felt slightly better even though she was now drained of her energy. She took off the paper bag from her face and turned towards the nurse.

 “Are you feeling better?”, she asked.

 “Yes, thank you.”, she croaked, her voice hoarse from the crying and the panicking. “I need to see someone though. He had been brought by ambulance earlier. Thomas Magnum.”

 “Ok, I’ll check the register. For now, you stay seated and I’ll bring you some water and a power bar, ok?”

 Higgins nodded even though the only thing she wanted was to rush to Magnum’s side.

 A few minutes later, the older woman was back with a bottled water and a wrapped protein bar that she gave her. Juliet thanked her and waited for the information she asked.

 “M. Magnum is on the second floor. They’re currently finishing some tests and are bringing him back to his room. Come on, I’ll take you to him.”

 Higgins was grateful for the nurse’s assistance because as soon as she got up, she swayed slightly. The older woman, guided her by her arm towards the elevator and escorted her to Magnum’s room.

 She saw Katsumoto in the corridor in front of the P.I’s room and he looked at her strangely when he saw her assisted by a nurse.

 “Are you ok?”, he asked her in an even more serious expression than usual.

 “Yeah, just a tiny panic attack on my way there. I’ll be fine. How is he?”, she asked as she saw Magnum’s lying form through the glass wall of his room.

 “They just brought him back from some tests. The doctor should be out shortly to explain everything.”

 She nodded as she looked at Thomas.

 “I’ll leave you here then.”, the nurse added. “You might want to sit down though and drink and eat a bit. You’ll feel better. If you sense the slightest symptom, don’t hesitate to tell one of my colleagues, okay?”

 “Yes, I will. Thank you for your help.”

 “No problem. I hope your boyfriend will make a full recovery.”

 Juliet was so dazed that she didn’t even correct the other woman before she left. However, she caught the slight rise of the detective’s eyebrows standing next to her. She couldn’t blame the older woman for assuming Magnum was her significant other by the way she had reacted when he was injured. It didn’t scream barely friends that sometimes tolerated each other or whatever the hell they were to each other.

 Even though, Juliet might have to contemplate their relationship a bit more now that she saw how she reacted when she thought she would lose him. But that was for another day. For now, she just wanted to be near him and not analyze her feelings for him.

 She left Katsumoto in the corridor and went inside the room where she heard the steady, reassuring bips that told her his heart was beating normally. She dropped down in the chair next to his bed, her legs suddenly going out under her.

 She took a drag from her bottle of water to ease the scratch of her throat as she observed Magnum. Other than his right forearm in a cast, there were no outside clue as to what had happened to him. He looked as if he was asleep.

 She didn’t have time to think too much about what would come next because the doctor entered the room to brief her and Katsumoto who followed the older man.

 “Hello. I’m Dr. Preston. And you are?”, he asked as he offered his hand to Juliet.

 She shook it.

 “Hello. I’m…”

 “… his girlfriend.”, Katsumoto finished for her.

 She quickly looked at the police detective but kept a poker face. Of course, if the doctor thought they were just friends he wouldn’t tell them anything. The doctor checked the medical files he was carrying.

 “You’re Juliet Higgins?”

 “Yes.”, she was surprised he had her name written on Magnum’s chart.

 “You’re listed as one of his next of kin, along an… Orville Wright and Theodore Calvin.”, he explained her silent question. “Mr. Magnum suffered from a 12 feet fall and landed on his right side. He was very lucky because the only significant trauma is a broken wrist. We put his arm in a cast and he will have to keep it for at least 6 weeks. We checked his spine and head with an MRI and a CT Scan and we didn’t find any noticeable damages. But we’ll know for sure once he wakes up.”

 “Is it normal that he still hasn’t regain consciousness by now?”, she asked.

 “It can be that his body is repairing itself and needs all the energy possible to do it. There’s no medical explanation for it anyway. We’ll keep an eye on his vitals for a few hours before there’s any reason for concern. We didn’t give him any pain medication so that he will wake up as soon as his pain registers to his brain.”

 She turned her head towards Thomas and saw him sleep peacefully. He didn’t look in pain for now but she worried he would be in agony once he woke up.

 “Don’t worry, if he’s pain, his heartbeat will increase. The nurses will be alerted by the machines and give him something to alleviate his pain. We just think that it will help him wake up faster.”, the doctor explained as he sensed her worry.

 She nodded and thanked him as he left Gordon and her alone in Thomas’ room.

 “I’m going to make a few calls about the suspect we got in custody.”, Katsumoto lamely explained before exiting the room as well.

 She was alone with Magnum again so she resumed her spot in the only chair of the room that she scooted closer to him. She finally exhaled a little easier. They wouldn’t know for sure until he woke up but they didn’t find any injury during the tests and knowing Magnum, he would wake up and be as good as new, berating her for worrying for nothing.

 She grabbed his left hand that laid limply on the white sheet and placed a soft kiss on the back of it. She rubbed her cheek several times across his knuckles, comforted in the contact with his warm limb before threading her fingers through his.

 As she waited for him to wake up she laid her head on the bed with their entwined hands next to her, her lips brushing against the back of his hand. She felt the steady rhythm of his pulse against her wrist and let it lull her to sleep, exhausted by the rollercoaster of emotions she experienced in the last hour.

 XXXXXX

  Magnum groaned softly as he slowly came to it. He felt as if a steamroller went over him. All his right side was in pain and he had a killer headache. He wanted to move his left hand but something was preventing him from doing so. He opened his eyes, blinked when the light entered his pupils and focused on the person to his left.

 ‘Higgy.’, he thought.

 She was asleep with her head on his bed and she was holding his hand to her lips. Magnum forgot all about his pain when he saw her like that.

 “She hasn’t left your side since she got here.”, he heard a male voice from the door. He lifted his eyes from the blond woman to meet Katsumoto’s. “She was so worried she had a panic attack when she arrived at the hospital.”

 Thomas looked at Juliet again and longed to trail his fingers through her curls but he had no hand available to do so and besides he didn’t want to wake her up just yet. She would need her sleep.

 His heart ached for her. She must have had flashbacks from her past, when Richard passed, not that she would feel the same since they weren’t even in a relationship but the fear of losing someone close, even a friend must have brought back some unpleasant memories.

 However, knowing her, she would want to be reassured as soon as he woke up.

 “Are you in pain?”, the detective asked.

 “I’m okay for now.”, he answered without taking his eyes away from Higgins.

 He saw Katsumoto nod and leave, probably to give them a little bit of privacy. The P.I slowly disentangled his hand from hers to stroke her cheek gently. He saw her eyes flutter open before she focused on him.

 She sat up suddenly.

 “Magnum!”, she exhaled throatily. “How are you feeling? Are you in pain?”

 He smiled affectionately at her. He knew Higgy had a soft side buried under the tough persona she put forward for everyone to see.

 “I’m okay for now, I can wait a few minutes. How are you? Katsumoto told me you had a panic attack.”

 She sighed, upset that Magnum knew about that episode.

 “I’m fine, I’m used to it.”, she said as she shrugged and Thomas knew she was downsizing what she went through to reassure him.

 He let her get away with it for now.

 “You’re gonna have to help me with that.”, he told her as he showed her his cast.

 She smiled.

 “Oh, so let me guess, I’ll be your personal driver and assistant like I don’t already have a job?”

 He chuckled because she was absolutely right. He took her hand in his again and ran his thumb over her knuckles.

 “I look forward to it.”, he gushed and she laughed.

 “Don’t think you got away from a lecture by distracting me, Thomas Magnum. I’ll let you get hooked on painkiller then you’ll hear from me for scaring me like that.”

 She pressed on the call button to alert the nurses he was awake.

 “Fair enough.”, he chuckled.

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