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human-sweater-vest · 10 months

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listening to the lightening thief audiobook and I’m losing my mind because I’m at luke’s evil monologue and he sounds like a surfer bro. like, wrap it up chad, the waves are calling you not the downfall of western civilization via evil great grandfathers.

#percy jackson #the lightening thief #luke castellan #like bbg #I cannot take you seriously #sorry about the daddy issues but you sound like you have strong opinions on bud light

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totallydiscourse · 2 months

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Agreeing with someone until they complain about being called cis

#genuinely you sound like a child when you bitch about it #of all things to be upset about #i cannot take you seriously #'im being invalidated 🥺' shut the hell up

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gingebreadbeetle · 2 months

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There’s no way Hazbin fans (more so Stans) and Viv herself genuinely believe Hazbin hotel is anything like Bojack? Where does Hazbin even take inspiration from Bojack?? Bojack horseman is such a good show, with complex thoughts and ideas expressed in its writing and characters.

Vivziepop is not a curious writer. She doesn’t care about representing people, she has a limited creative mind because she cannot understand politics nor philosophy beyond a highschool level. Her progressive ideology is built of hate for women and the fetishization of gay men. She has nothing interesting to say, nothing new to add and no substance to her works.

There are so many reasons bojack horseman works where Hazbin doesn’t, and I’m tired of pretending a ‘adult show’ that brings up ‘adult themes seriously’ is on the same level as bojack horseman.

#hazbin hotel critical #hazbin hotel #anti vivziepop #anti spindlehorse #hazbin hotel critique #anti hazbin hotel #seriously Bojack is better #I need to rewatch Bojack for the 900th time #like the writing is so vulnerable #if you cannot reflect on your actions and take responsibility for them then you cannot produce good writing about redemption or assholes #Viv is bojack when he tried to write his own book without Diane’s help.#fuck vivziepop

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ahaura · 1 month

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im sure its been said already but as the election draws near more and more liberals will come out of the woodwork to shame people with a conscience to give away their vote to the democrats for free. i'm already seeing posts saying "why aren't people more concerned about a trump presidency?" you want to know why? it's because people already know he's bad. everyone already knows what he is and what he's done and what he'll do. there's nothing to discuss. he's a racist despotic worm of a man. there's nothing else to say.

biden is currently president. the genocide is happening under his watch. he's the one funding isra*l and arming them; he's sidestepped congress more than once to give them weapons. by oct. 27, the biden administration already knew that "Israel was regularly bombing buildings without solid intelligence that they were legitimate military targets." the state department/biden have engaged in atrocity propaganda, cast doubt on the legitimacy of the death toll recorded by the gaza health ministry, and so on. the united states is currently in the process of trying to pin the "war in gaza" on netanyahu (see sen. schumer's speech) after months of backing blatant genocide as a means to act as if they're "doing something" about the genocide (Instead of, say, threatening to cut off all aid to israel with the condition that all hostilities in gaza, the west bank, and occupied jerusalem are halted immediately and permanently, allowing palestinians freedom to travel, allowing aid into gaza, etc etc etc.)

the long and short of it is that liberals view their own lives as being worth more than palestinians'. that's it. they'll vote for another 4 years of the guy ushering in genocide and supporting apartheid + settler colonialism because he isn't outright attacking them (despite various laws and rulings happening both at the supreme court level and at the local level all over the country that will endanger people). they'll settle for the illusion of safety and security and shame anyone with a conscience and accuse them of "supporting the republicans" when in an actual democracy you would be able to use your vote as leverage to extract concessions from those who want to be elected. that's how it's supposed to fucking work.

democrats are not owed people's vote. if biden loses, it will be biden's fault; it will be his campaign's fault; it will be the democrats' fault. trump is bad; the republicans are bad. we already know this. this is not an endorsement of either. but if democrats are too cowardly and feckless and servile to the motivations of the american empire and never do anything for their constituents then why the fuck should anyone vote for them. you want to get mad at someone, why don't you do something useful and stop worrying about team-sports with a purely selfish basis and start hounding the people in power who are supposed to serve you, the voter.

#i think i already said this and frankly idc #uspol #📁.zip #to me personally it's abhorrent and vile to tell palestinians 'biden is facilitating the murder of your people culture and history but you #still have to vote for him!!1' like how is that not unbelievably callous and ghoulish #frankly speaking. a lot of this 'you should be concerned about trump' is going to turn into #blaming palestinians and arabs and muslims and anyone remotely with a conscience for biden's loss #instead of doing something productive like pushing for people in power to do something they'll nitpick and belittle #and tell palestinians + arabs and muslims + everyone who understands that genocide is bad that they SHOULD #settle for a decrepit genocidal monstrous freak who is CURRENTLY facilitating genocide because #it makes THEM feel better and they aren't personally threatened (yet) by the guy currently in power #any and all 'you're not taking trump seriously' comments should be met with extreme skepticism #because i promise i PROMISE that the vast majority of people unhappy with biden are not going to turn around and vote for trump #and if they do? well guess what THAT'S BIDEN'S FAULT! nevermind the vote uncommitted campaign that was very successful and #will be replicated in the near future. but liberals only care about asthetics and superficial and not #about real material change which is why they'll dress up their callousness and racism in a 'you hate gay people if you dont vote for biden'#like this country is already going to shit we are rapidly descending into fascism and i dont see biden doing anything to even remotely #challenge it do you???? once agian. NOT an endorsement of the republican party but my GOD when the 'lesser evil'#is DOING the evil or normalizing the evil then you cannot settle for 'the lesser'! end of story.

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obamerzslop · 7 days

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Terrible Moon and Sun looked fucked up lmfao

#the amazing digital circus #tdac #tadc #tadc fanart #tadc sun #tadc moon #tadc au #the terrible digital circus au #ttdc au #they are based off of moon and sun from soul eater #I cannot take these seriously and neither should you

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frummpets · 7 months

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🍋: look jiujiu, froggy!!! 🍇: 🥹🥹🥹📸

idea from a post from @purplenies!!!

very important close-ups of the blob

#jin ling found a frog by the lotus pond and now he's attached #you know how some pets act like their owners #yeAH #and you know those clips of rain frogs being angry and tiny and all squeaky?#just teeny jin ling and his teeny frog angrily squeaking at u!!!!!#lotus pier cannot take him seriously and this only makes jin ling and his frog angrier and squeakier #if jin ling named his dog fairy i cant see why he wont name the frog an equally adorable name #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mdzs fanart #jin ling #jiang cheng #my art #frummpets art #tomato patch #frog #rain frog

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tenpintsofsundrop · 8 months

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Just saw another person use the term "unaliving" in the warnings for their Criminal Minds fanfic

Bestie, this is the murder kill strangle stab fandom. PLEASE for the love of god stop using toddler language to describe fics for a show where people had their eyeballs stolen and put into dead animals

#the second i see that word i cannot take your fic seriously #it feels like you are pinching my cheeks and feeding me baby food #uGH #sundrop speaks #fanfiction #criminal minds #criminal minds fandom #crimimal minds fanfiction #spencer reid fanfiction #spencer reid x reader

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neosatsuma · 21 days

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going crazy chewing my limbs off listening to the Malevolent s4 finale, then remembering that Arthur has a silly little mustache throughout

#I canNOT take my mental image seriously #HOW YOU GONNA GRAPPLE WITH THE HORRORS WHILE LOOKING LIKE THAAATTTT HAHAHAHA #Malevolent #Malevolent podcast

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jounosparticles · 7 months

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the face of one of the most dangerous and intelligent men in all of bsd

#i cannot take him seriously #he looks like a wet cat #i love you fyodor youre an angel #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd fyodor #fyodor bsd #fyodor dostoevsky #bsd manga

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arty-tardigrade · 5 months

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Max vs. Daniel! Who would win: a psychopathic cultist with a knife or a ten year old?

(Spoiler, it's the ten year old.)

#camp camp #cc max #cc daniel #camp camp fanart #the smol angery floof #you cannot convince me that Max would not dominate in this showdown #like he would not even be scared #just offended that Daniel would even dare #also welcome to yet another horribly large file because I cannot merge layers #this one ended up taking up 1.9 GB of RAM uh it's probably fine though right #my laptop's fan screaming for the sweet release of death is unrelated #seriously though I do have a problem and my laptop overheated like five times making this #Me: I'm an artist! art art art!#my laptop: *cough* m e r c y #Me: y'all hear something?

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hirakiyois · 1 year

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every time i remember all of eddie's romantic plotlines thus far, i have to take a breather. what do you mean it's all just "is that what you see me as? christopher's mother?" "it was nice" "my kid loves her" "is that enough?" "chris loves you so much that i thought th-" "that eventually you would too?" "it feels like i have to perform" "she was very nice". like what. just write comphet on a piece of paper and stick it to his forehead next time.

#911 #911 fox #buddie #eddie diaz #i cannot take straight eddie truthers seriously at all #the insanity of it all is beyond comprehension actually #and when you compare this to what he says to and about buck????#it makes me want to eat glass

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knightobreath · 7 months

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PSA

ii fans please for the love of GOD stop calling test tube "testy" (or GOD FORBID "testie") IT MEANS TESTICLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LIKE BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP

#knightext #inanimate insanity #osc #I CANNOT TAKE YOU PEOPLE SERIOUSLY

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emotionaldisaster909 · 2 months

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