#I cried in the theater y’all

[masteroftheblankstare]

Go See Elemental!

I saw this movie two days ago and I already want to see it again. I had such low expectations and honestly only went to support Pixar because Disney has been screwing them for years.

Y’all this movie is beautiful! Thematically and visually. I cried. My husband cried. Everyone in the theater cried. And we laughed. I cannot remember the last time I saw a Pixar movie in theaters that made me feel so happy during it and after. I love that they let the female main character be angry. I love that the male main character is a big softie that cries over everything. The marketing department did this film so so so dirty. Please give it a chance and check it out in theaters!

#pixar #elemental #disney #ember lumen #wade ripple #elemental pixar

[daisiescreations]

BROZONES BACK- new positions

Okay so I’ve seen the movie 9 times in theaters(as of like 20 minutes ago lol) and since the band is back together I was thinking about what roles the boys would have now that they’ve grown up and are completely different from when they were kids!

(These are my opinions don’t be mean to me I’ve been thinking of this movie nonstop the past month and a half)

JOHN DORY - the fun boy(man)!

Hear me out! That man is goofy. From the ways he tried to break Floyd’s diamond prison to the way he runs up to branch during the wedding(seriously why did he hop towards him?). Even his expressions are silly! Plus being the old sibling IS really difficult. I think he deserves to shut his brain off and run around for a bit. As a treat!

BRUCE- the baby(daddy)!

LISTEN I KNOW THAT SOUNDS WEIRD. But like Bruce has so much responsibilities outside of the band, I think he’d love a position without any responsibilities or rules(i.e. heartthrob 💔)

CLAY- the sensitive/serious one!

This is not surprising at all, but Clay thrives when people respect him and he’s helping people. He literally was co-running an entire town of trolls. Also his sad book club where he cries and hugs the whole time!?!? If he was in a Kpop group, his fans would go WILD. (also he gives me Wonwoo vibes cuz he’s funny, but serious Yanno?)

FLOYD- the heartthrob!

I’m not gonna say it, but y’all get what I mean. Actually I will say it he’s literally emo with pink hair and leather shorts… if he were a person and I saw him irl I’d combust. Plus he’s genuinely such a sweetheart, he’d knock everyone off their feet!

BRANCH- the leader!

Also not surprising I think! Branch has already stepped up in leadership roles in the past movies(got poppy her colors back in first movie, standing up to the clown in tbt, standing up to poppy in twt to protect the pop trolls). Leaders have to be understanding and branch was the first one to start accepting the other trolls music and grooving with it in trolls world tour. He also recognizes that being different isn’t a bad thing and his talk was the reason him and his brothers were able to sing the perfect family harmony! He’s also basically the king of the pop trolls(just waiting on the wedding<3). Also ALSO he’s always in the middle. Like when they’re performing they give the others a spotlight for a second but the main choreo has branch front and center.

#I LOVE THE TROLLS!!!!!! #daisy talks #trolls #troll #trolls world tour #trolls 3 #trolls band together #brozone

[cicadaknight]

okay i have more (critical) barbie thoughts under the cut.

i really did enjoy it overall. it was fun, cheeky, surreal. i loved the experience of watching it in an energetic theater. i even cried a couple times. but i’m baffled at how powerful it was for so many people when it fell so flat for me. honestly, maybe what i’m feeling is just because i’m trans and it didn’t resonate as strongly with my experience of womanhood or masculinity.

i keep coming across people using gloria’s monologue to dismiss criticism by saying “anyone saying barbie isn’t feminist enough are doing the exact thing gloria pointed out! women have to be perfect but it’s just never good enough!” Y’ALL. having issues with a high-budget, corporate funded movie that has the same milquetoast girl-power messaging you’d find in teen mags from the early 2000s… is not the same as oppressing women under patriarchy. you can critique media and still resonate with aspects of it. good grief.

another response i’ve seen to critiques (specifically of gloria’s monologue) is that the movie’s messages are meant for barbie herself! not for the audience! it had to be super tame and generic because otherwise barbie wouldn’t have understood! all those speeches and ideas are aimed solely at barbie who is learning about all of this for the first time! it’s not for you if you already get it! what?????? that’s not how media works and you know it.

also, the idea that it’s meant to be palatable for a “wider audience” so it couldn’t have included intersectionality without losing people. translation: “wider audience” means white suburbia? white men? cishet people? where the most “representation” they can tolerate is a 3 second clip of a voiceless barbie in a wheelchair dancing? or a black president barbie who mostly says one liners and disappears? a wider audience being the same audience every blockbuster is catered towards?

i’m just spit balling here, but i don’t think it would have been impossible to introduce some unironic nuances like:

america’s latinx character experiencing sexism differently from stereotypical barbie?

maybe not using mount rushmore repeatedly to symbolize who’s in power?

avoiding comparing bringing patriarchy to barbieland to indigenous genocide?

a harsher perspective on mattel’s role in all this? where the outcome isn’t just will farrell’s character griping that he doesn’t even want to be in charge, he just wants to be tickled? (wtf was that lmao)

making a more obvious statement that patriarchy isn’t just a symptom of men stumbling across power and relishing it but that it’s rooted in violent white supremacy and capitalism? i’m positive there’s a way to address that without going full blown academic feminist theory mode.

having the black, fat, and disabled characters speak more than 5 collective minutes? (but at least they had screentime at all, right? ✨representation✨)

explicitly queer characters instead of “weird barbie” and allan being coded as the outsiders to an otherwise regimented cishet universe?

but all those ideas are irrelevant, right? because the movie was just SOOO self aware and layered in irony and if i was smart enough and hadn’t missed the point, i’d know the writers were in on it all.

#barbie spoilers #barbie #barbie criticism #h #okay one last vent #it’s wild to me that people are like ‘no one picks apart movies made by men like this! it’s because everyone hates women!’ #creative work made by women is often more heavily scrutinized than work by men #so i think it's necessary to keep that idea of undue scrutiny in mind as we consume media #but at the same time it's not a reason to just avoid engaging with women's work critically #am i losing it? #i’m losing it #also specifically with movies like barbie #if they're going to very openly and specifically address patriarchy and misogyny to make a statement about them #would it not make sense that those themes would be at the front and center of criticism?

[vster0769]

hazel hc’s because I stayed up all night thinking about her.

• she 100% always is touching you. If it’s holding your hand, a hand on your thigh, resting her head between your shoulder blades in line, anything. • LOVES sharks. You can’t tell me otherwise. There’s a lull in conversation and suddenly she’s talking about hammerheads.

• is a serial planner. She plans every date down to a t, making sure each one is special.

• she plays guitar, not very well tho

• is absolutely a body worshipper. The first time she saw your boobs, she practically drooled.

• I love for all of the spider hazel hcs, BUT have you ever considered that she would absolutely adore the comics? Like she would have them limited edition ones.

• the first time you had sex, she was so nervous, asking questions and being concerned, until you assured her she was doing amazing.

• she got a strap as a joke, used it once, and now she begs to let her use it on you. Loving the way she can watch your body react to her.

• she’s a switch. Y’all can’t tell me otherwise.

• def a theater kid. It’s a loser lesbian right of passage.

• she’s amazing on top, loving the way your eyes roll back, whispering in your ear, but let’s remember she’s still a loser. She’d try to dirty talk but it would honestly be hilarious if you weren’t being fucked like there’s no tomorrow.

•she might be great on top, but let’s appreciate bottom hazel. Flushed and whiny, begging for you, whimpering and needy.

• thoroughly believe she’s a laufey fan. Bought tickets to one of their concerts and cried the entire time.

• makes playlist for everything.

• adores little kisses, on the face, on the top of the head, on the shoulder, loves them.

anywho, hope you enjoyed these. Just waiting for some kind of inspiration for something to fall from the sky😀

ALSO my requests are open.

#hazel callahan #bottoms 2023 #hazel bottoms #bottoms spoilers

[bcofl0ve]

non spoiler bottoms review! spoilery one coming later today- as it’s gonna take me a little longer to put together and also *be* longer probably. 

rapid fire thought that i can take out if y’all think it’s spoiler: not as nearly as vulgar as some people- both fans and puritanesque folks, were making it seem. the vulgarity is pretty much solely in the language/jokes. which tbh make sense when this is at the end of the day a movie about highschoolers!

overall- i loved it and will be rewatching 100 times when it hits prime, but i will also be very honest that i am the pinnacle of the target audience, a young queer girl who would follow rachel sennott to the ends of the earth and loves her style of humor. i don’t know how much people outside of the target audience are going to really jive with it, but i was surprised at all the demographics in my (sold out) showing, which without revealing too much about where i live was in the midwest. middle aged and up! gen z! men! women! and it was a really fun theater audience too, lots of laughing and cheering and just having a good time. the woman next to me who i think was maybe late 30s or early 40s laughed so hard she cried.

i found myself wishing i hadn’t watched all the clips that have been coming out on twitter bc it would’ve been fun to hear those jokes for the first time on the big screen like it seemed most of my audience was. but it was still VERY funny, there’s an ayo monologue in the first act that started right after i took a big swig of my milkshake and i started choking.

kaia thoughts without being too spoilery. am i making sense if i say that she’s very much a gretchen to isabel/havana’s reginia george? and this is very much part of the joke, there’s a little quip about that exact thing but. the moments she does have i think she did really well and like i said yesterday, found her “thing” with dry comedy. i think if ppl who want to “harp on her” over something say *anything* it’ll be screen time jokes- but there is *so* much going on in the movie (there are some plot twists i was not expecting!) and i think her character was given just enough to be funny and serve her purpose. also on a fangirl note there’s a brittany outfit that isn’t in any of the trailers and it was my fav brittany outfit bc she looked HOT. 

josie and isabel are the main ‘b plot’ outside of the whole fight club thing and without saying too much they are *precious* and i loved that b plot more than i thought i would. ayo edebiri for president of the world. josie is my little baby pookie and i want to rock her in my arms. pj pissed me off- even though she was funny- but i’ll leave that at that and save the ‘why’ for my spoilery interview. 

#bottoms 2023 #mollie goes to the movies

[kissyck]

hiii besties!! it’s been a hot minute since i’ve been on/posted on here and i’ve missed y’all <3 i did some cc shopping and finally opened sims yesterday for the first time in months. made this lil simmie and did a quick edit to post! i’m going to start getting caught up on reblogging and replying to asks, sorry that it’s been such a delay! (also am currently working on some new nails *wink* *wink*) love and appreciate all you lovely humans so much <33

more in depth update below the cut for those interested :)

so i genuinely have no idea how to do quality update posts, but i guess i’ll just go in order of events.

i would say july was fairly eventful. i finished my infusion treatments at the hospital, which ended up making me feel SO much better (i had severe anemia). i genuinely didn’t realize how bad the physical and mental toll that it was taking on my body. i gamed a LOT, just had lost pretty much any interest in the sims. fall guys had become my fixation, and i had started a perfection save in stardew which also became the only thing i wanted to do. i bought more squishmallows. i got another piercing in my ears, and that same day i got fitted and met with a physical therapist so i can start the painfully long process of getting a new wheelchair. i saw a rainbow while driving home from my dad’s house. i took wayyyy too many pictures of my puppy who’s literally ginormous now, and taking all the pics of my kitties!! july ended with a mini road trip to see a comedy show, and i took pictures of clouds the whole way there.

the beginning of august was bittersweet, but was followed by one of the best days i’ve had all year. august 1st i hung out with my best friend in the whole universe before she moved 13 hours away. we’ve dealt with long distance before and talk every day, but this is definitely the farthest we’ve ever been from each other. i’m soo happy for her and am so excited to see all the amazing things she’s gonna do in the future. a few days later, i went on another road trip to nashville!! another bestie of mine was having a concert that i could not miss. plus i love nashville, so i will take any excuse to go. this trip was one of the trips EVER!! i got to see a lot of my internet friends too that i never get to see and i love them all so much. the concert was SOOO good <3 ugh i wish i could go backkkk. i also bought more squishmallows in nash lmaooo. they’re addicting. the rest of august was pretty much uneventful. i played stardew and fall guys with friends, animal snuggles bc they’re all terrified of storms and we had some bad ones, and i bought myself a fancy new mechanical keyboard (the new logitech one from the aurora collection!!) it’s so beautiful, i literally cried when i first opened it.

september was eh. i started a new animal crossing island, which i spent a lot a time playing. that and any animal snuggle i could get. the end of september was a bit rough, i was in pretty low spirits. i lost a close friend of mine earlier this year and it was her birthday. i couldn’t stop thinking about her, which was also making me think of my dog that i had also lost earlier this year (both happened on the same day). there was also some other family stuff, so i didn’t love the end of september. good things did happen though! my furbaby niece came to live with us again. i missed her so much. she’s the cutest lil peanut ever. and i went to the movie theater which was fun! also prepped for my birthday trip since we were leaving the first of october!

and now we’re in october. this month so far has been good! it started with another road trip for my birthday (i turned 23 on oct 4!) this was hands down one of the most fun trips i’ve ever been on. we went to austin for a concert two nights in a row and they were both just so magical. i dressed up fun and went shopping too (yes i bought more squishmallows) honestly that trip would have to be it’s own full post bc so much happened. have just been chilling ever since. was supposed to go on another mini road trip yesterday for a concert but pneumonia went through our house (i didn’t catch it thankfully) so that kind of threw a wrench in our plans. oh and dr. ms. taylor alison swift released an album and it has such a chokehold on me it’s not even funny. i literally cannot describe how much i love her. every time i’m listening to it, my puppy runs in and comes to listen too. she’s got TASTE :) oh and omg i almost forgot, i reached perfection in stardew!!!!!!! this is the first time i’ve ever done that and it was so fun.

#rambles #update #ts4 gif #gif tw #ts4 edit

[hayleythesugarbowl]

jack edwards x reader headcanons • part 3

⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚ masterlist • part 1 • part 2 • part 4 ⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚

requested by @ryvns

a/n: ok you guys asked for it so let’s goo jack edwards headcanons part three!! hopefully you enjoy this <3 also i had to use this picture because i love it so much 🫶🥹✨

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being with jack would include…

ok so eventually after you’d been dating for a little while, jack proposed 

and definitely in an elaborate, thoughtful way

so you guys had been reading a chapter aloud from a book every night 

and he at some point pulled some strings and got a specialized copy that changed the last sentence of the book to ‘i wish to spend the rest of my life with you, will you marry me?’

and so on the day of when you were finally on the last chapter of the book…

he started by taking you to some beautiful old bookstores 

and then ballroom dancing 

(and you dressed in period clothes ofc)

afterwards you went on a picnic and he asked you to read the last chapter of the book then 

as you were reading the last sentence he got down in one knee

so when you looked up he popped the question there

and you can’t tell me he didn’t quote mr. darcy in his proposal at some point 

like he’s the most aesthetic person ever and we love it

anyways you said yes and he definitely teared up

you got married in a gorgeous library 

he cried as you walked down the aisle 

you were both just so excited to start that chapter of your life 

so once you guys are married-

you still continue the ‘reading together a chapter in a book before bed’ thing

and all the picnics! 

you guys go clothes shopping together 

because let’s be honest he has better fashion sense than all of us

you guys end up with so many pets 

especially cats

he’s so good with animals

holidays are so fun and you alternate who’s family you spend it with 

you get really close with his family

you travel a lot to so many really fun places 

and then you both just end up reading most of the time like on the plane and at the beach and in the cabin and—

i think you get it

he loves having classical music on always in the background 

you guys eat at the table together every night and just talk about your days 

you totally bake together 

he’ll always pretends there’s frosting or flour or something on your face just for an excuse to kiss you 

he loves just curling up under a blanket with you

you go to the theater together 

he loves holding your hand 

and your first time he was so gentle omg

he loves your body so much

like you’ll just catch him watching you 

and he says 

‘you’re just so gorgeous, love’

he still gets flustered when you compliment him and it’s so cute like you love reassuring him that you’re in love with him and that he’s adorable

he just loves you so so much and you can’t imagine your lives without each other 

you live happily ever after because I say so <3

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ˋ°•*⁀➷ hope y’all enjoyed this. let me know if you want part 4? i don’t know if i have enough headcanons to make a part 4 lol but lmk. have a wonderful day/night <3🍓🎀

#jack edwards x reader headcanons #jack edwards x reader #jack edwards headcanons #jack edwards #fanfic #fanfiction #reader insert #headcanon #x reader #booklr #bookish #bookworm #books and reading #reader girlies unite

[takenbypeter]

my review of guardians of the galaxy vol 3 that nobody asked for

⚠️ SPOILERS AHEAD ⚠️

Can i just say amazing amazing movie!!! It was weird tho because I did cry alot but I still don’t think i cried as much as i did when Yondu died I think its cuz there was alot of people in the theater so I was trying to hold back, either way tears still fell. This movie had a lot of body gore, like I knew Rocket ripped off his face but i did not expect to see it, (I lit had to cover my eyes for that part cuz nasty). And the part were Peter cut out that guy’s headpiece and then the monkey ripping the lady’s face, like some parts i felt were unnecessary, or rather they didn’t have to show it for so long but go off I guess 😂 Anyways I went into the theater expecting to like Quill more but actually I ended up liking everyone else more, I already liked quill ofc but idk seeing everyone interact with each other just made me happy, it was like seeing a family together and then the endinggggg they broke my family up 😭 but its good they get to do their own thing. Drax is a father again!!! MY HEART! Ugh and Mantis I honestly did not want them to split those two up because those two are my favorite together. I appreciated Adam Warlock’s parts they were pretty amusing but like doesn’t he still got some fam back at home, or the colony? Ughhh I was a mess when Rocket was seeing the light and he was like im ready to go and Lylla was like not yet! Yo the scream that Rocket gave when they died, chills. Also I love floor so cuteeeeee, she has my heart, i want a white bunny now. When Nebula, Drax, and Mantis were arguing and he seemed upset that Mantis thought he was stupid, I think that shows how highly he thinks of her opinions of him, because he doesn’t seem too upset when others call him that but when Mantis called him that it seemed to hit him, and the fact that mantis made him forget made me wonder how many times shes done that to him, had to make him forget so he’d just remain the happy funny man. When I was rewatching the second one I was thinking about Peter’s grandpa because he lost his own daughter and grandson in the same day so I appreciate how we revisited that, and my sister pointed out to me that the newspaper Quill is reading is about Kevin Bacon talking about being abducted by aliens so that’s a funny little detail. Back to Drax and Mantis I appreciate how we got to see there serious side, or more cooperating? (Idk if that’s the word i want to use) in this, because we’ve seen plenty of their silly sides so this was a nice little thing, and omg his metaphors/analogies that scene is a fave. I also appreciated how when they found out Rocket was alive Nebula was crying, we can see how much she cares for her friends she just doesn’t have the words but Mantis took over to express for her and I really liked that scene. It was really nice seeing how much Nebula has come to care for everyone, like the scene with Peter in the beginning. Okay now for Gamora — ughhhh I hate hate what’s happening with her and not just her and peter, that is terrible, but when i was rewatching the other guardians i kept noticing moments between her and Groot and the way she always protected him, and it all just sucks and I wish there was a way for her to get those memories back. And when se went back to the ravagers at the end she was grinning and happy and that made me so upset but it is what it is. Another random take that doesn’t have to do with this vol in particular but every time I see Groot i get sad because I don’t know about y’all but I love OG Groot. Don’t get me wrong i love now Groot, and we know its not the same Groot. But the other Groot was very caring, constantly thinking of others, like he seemed very sweet whereas this one is still young he seems immature which is fine because like i said they’re diff but OG just has a special place in my heart so im always sad when i think about him. Omg the little Yondu cameo was so precious, you go Kraglin! I know I said I might start writing for Quill but i don’t think that’s going to happen, frankly I think I really like Warlock after this 😂 but im not gonna write for him. That’s all i got

#had a little more but ran out of space to write it #marvel #guardians of the galaxy vol 3 #guardians of the galaxy #gotg vol 3 #gotg volume 3 spoilers #review no one asks for

[prince-of-elsinore]

15 Questions 15 (or so) Mutuals

I was tagged by the lovely @trials-era-sam! Thanks Ana :)

Rules: answer the questions and tag fifteen however many mutuals.

1. Are you named after anyone?

Nope, my parents just liked the name in the baby book.

2. When was the last time you cried?

(Spoilers for a 50-year-old tv show) When Henry Blake died on MASH.

3. Do you have kids?

No.

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot?

Me? Use sarcasm? Never

5. What’s the first thing you notice about people?

Warmth, kind smile, and charisma (or lack thereof)

6. What's your eye colour?

Hazel? Greenish? They change a bit

7. Scary movies or happy endings?

Scary movies 👀🍿

8. Any special talents?

I know kung fu. Training for black belt test!

9. Where were you born?

Bay Area of California

10. What are your hobbies?

Singing, writing songs on guitar and piano, going to the movies or the theater, running, and recently, cooking new recipes (next up: mushroom soup and homemade kimchi!)

11. Have you any pets?

Sadly no furry (or scaly, etc) friends of my own

12. What sports do you play/have played?

Not much for organized sports, besides some pickup ultimate frisbee back in high school. But these days I’m all about martial arts.

13. How tall are you?

5′6″, or close enough

14. Favorite subject in school?

History and English (literature)

15. Dream job?

Ultimately: film writer/producer, TV writer, showrunner; in the short term though I’m hoping to get work as a script/continuity supervisor. Got a first small gig coming up next month!

I’m tagging @flownwrong, @damnable-bell, @nigeltde-fic, @mannequin3thereckoning, @flashbulb-memory, @lynne-monstr, @decadent-prince, @elise-51-blog and @phynali if y’all feel like it. No pressure :)

#about me #ask meme

[closetcasefabray]

I cried after the first season of The Owl House because I was just so happy for the queer kids growing up with these kinds of characters and showing all these kinds of love that help heal the world’s hurt. I cried because I didn’t have this growing up, but I felt like that little closeted gay kid again except it didn’t feel scary but normal and wholesome and safe.

Anyway this is what my brain has been dissociating to lately—Private/High School and College No-Magic AU:

* Because this is a kinda-real-world/no-magic au and I can imagine the Blight family in Connecticut (y’all the CHRISTMAS CARDS), all the Blights are blonde except Alador and Amity, but Amity dyes her hair blonde to look like the twins and her mother.

* Blight twins got into Yale early admission because they’re Blights and are assumed to take on Blight Industries once they complete schooling. Of course they’re both class president and vice president at Jonesborough Academy (Ed: “I’m here in case you die.” / Em: “You just don’t want to do as much work.”) and are captains of the school lacrosse, swim, and tennis teams. Ed enjoys claiming his senioritis is him “giving Em” the valedictorian spot. He’s still set to be the Salutatorian regardless of how much he actually slacks off. Em punches Ed whenever he says this though because she has a 4.2 because she filled any potential study halls with online coursework and took so many weight courses, she literally surpasses a 4.0.

* Amity doesn’t want to go to Yale but her parents went (as did her grandparents on her mother’s side—her Dad’s parents went to Columbia) and legacies are legacies.

* Odalia has a deep love for winning absolutely anything over an MIT or Harvard alum. Not to mention Odalia and Alador have donated hundreds of thousands (soon to surpass a million) to Yale’s mechanical engineering program, putting New Haven on the map for mechanical engineering and boosting their rankings—there’s a notable wing of the department named after them.

* Amity is on track for a mechanical engineering future like the rest of her family (Ed is more interested in the marketing of Blight Industries—like Odalia—so he’s likely minoring in business management/marketing or will pursue a masters), but she’s leaning toward biomechanical engineering and robotics—she wants to build things to help kids in pediatric care.

* Blight Industries however is focused on automotive and aerospace technologies and recently signed a contract with Tesla for a relatively small and very confidential project that, despite its supposed size, will bring the Blights up a tax bracket.

* Luz is a sophomore like the rest of the group and new to Jonesborough Academy. She maintains a good GPA but struggles with staying on task and tends to day dream but works really hard to keep good grades. Luz wants to study creative writing and literature and visual arts and… have fun? She just wants a good enough scholarship she can have fun for four years and hopefully find something she loves along the way.

* Willow obviously wants to study botany (archaeobotany). “Yale is my reach, but so are all the Ivy League schools.” Luz makes botany puns with Ivy League as often as possible.

* Gus loves theater and art, especially stage/set design—he also skipped a grade and was accepted into the Jonesborough Academy Arts program. His parents have already taken him for a campus tour of Carnegie Mellon. He’s also president of the D&D club.

* Eda is Luz’s Gen X auntie figure of course, and she owns the thrift shop in town. She also bartends on the side and takes the train from CT to New York regularly, where she used to live for 15 years. Lilith is of course head of the local historical society and is the history teacher at Jonesborough.

* Luz meets Eda because Eda’s vintage shop also has a weird used book selection and a section of witchy stuff she likes exploring. Also there’s a little cafe next door they both enjoy and they split the massive but delicious chocolate chunk cookie from there when Eda stays in CT on the weekend.

* Willow regularly volunteers after school to take care of the greenhouse and is part of the agricultural program at the school, and for “volunteer hours,” Luz, Boscha, Amity, and of course Gus (established friendship between Gus and Willow) show up. Boscha complains about the dirt and worms and when Willow tries to help, Boscha pretends to accidentally knock over a plant, breaking the pot. Luz stands up for Willow of course and Amity feels obligated to side with Boscha.

* Amity is Amity still so she’s furious with Luz for showing up and being all smart and charming and kind and—well, she can’t possibly risk her rightful place as Valedictorian.

* Amity briefly played rugby freshman year and made varsity, but she broke her clavicle halfway through the season and her mother made her quit the team. Odalia isn’t fond of the sport to begin with so she told Amity to find another extra curricular—Amity makes the soccer team sophomore year!

* There’s a classroom debate regarding some literary analysis and Amity is a cynic and takes a hyper-practical approach (she can’t show weakness) and Luz is the romantic and takes a more creative approach. Fists are slammed on desks. Very passionate exchange of words. Amity’s face gets red. Redder when Luz wins the debate.

* Gus, Willow, and Luz have a small slumber party and Willow explains how she used to be friends with Amity. Luz isn’t sure how to feel, but Willow just shrugs “Middle school was tough but at least I’m not afraid of my dads… Amity’s parents are… demanding.”

* Amity breaks her other clavicle in the first soccer game she plays of the season.

* Amity ends up being in a sling for 6 weeks and can’t play. Her mother makes her quit again and instead signs Amity up for debate team. Amity joins but also joins the robotics club. Her parents don’t really notice since they work so much and filled her schedule so much they assume she’s at one of several extra curriculars or getting in volunteer hours.

* Luz goes to the library after school one day and realizes Amity reads to kids there, and Luz can’t handle how cute Ami—THE KIDS are…

* Luz and Amity get paired together for a project—they meet at the library and Amity tries to say Luz doesn’t have to do anything and she’ll do the project herself, but Luz puts her foot down—“I know you don’t trust people to get things or do things as well as you, but don’t you ever get tired? Don’t you ever just… need some help? You can trust me. I wouldn’t let you down when I know how important this is to you—us, I mean.”

* Luz helps Amity carry her books while she’s got her arm in a sling between some classes, and at one point Gus and Willow join. Willow looks at the two of them talking and laughing even and then looks at Gus who can barely hide his reaction to the same realization.

* Amity has Luz over while her parents are away at a conference to work on their project. She has a tree fort (like the hideaway at the library in the series) that she can get to from the window of her bedroom—Alador made it when she was little. There Luz finds Amity’s Azura books and loses. her. shit. Amity tries to say, “I just liked them as a kid” and Ed & Em just APPEAR at the window to throw her under the bus, “So why do you read all of WarriorofReesesPieces fan fiction still???” And both Amity and Luz turn bright red. Amity mumbles something like “I thought I deleted my web history…” Amity has zero idea that Luz is her favorite fan fic writer.

* Boscha starts making fun of Willow in study hall and Amity shows up since her Anatomy and Physiology class got canceled and makes Boscha stop, deciding to sit with Luz, Gus, and Willow.

* Luz and Amity get an A on their project. There’s definitely the “WOOOO! TEAMWORK, BABY!” hug involved here.

#ccf headcanon #owl house au #lumity au #lumity #luz x amity #luz noceda #amity blight #owl house

[randommultibi10]

ALRIGHT I WENT AND SAW THE MOVIE AND HOLY SHIT

So basically, I cried four times, almost cut off the circulation in my friend’s hand because I was squeezing it so hard, and was shaking as I left the theater.

I loved the way they ended the movie with everyone going off to do their own things: Peter going back home, Gamora staying with the Ravagers, Nebula and Drax staying to rebuild the city, Mantis going off to find who SHE wants to be, and then Rocket and Groot recreating the Guardians.

I LOVED the closure they gave Rocket and they way they did his backstory. And can I just say that y’all FUCKING DOWNPLAYED THAT SCREAM BECAUSE THE WAY I JUMPED AND IMMEDIATELY BURST INTO TEARS. BRADLEY COOPER NEEDS AN AWARD FOR THAT SHIT THAT WASNT EVEN ACTING THAT SCREAM WAS GUTTING HOLY SHIT.

Anyways, I’m giving this one a 100000000000/10, this was a great comeback from Marvel in my opinion. I hope the future movies are all like this one… minus all the painful portions 😅

#guardians of the galaxy #gotg vol 3 spoilers #guardians of the galaxy spoilers #this was a roller coaster of emotions #i cried #four times #four. times. #this was a great movie though #would absolutely see it again #just saying

[sparklyslug]

15 questions!

Tagged by my blorbissimo @greenlikethesea! And @judasofsuburbia which reminded me I had this in my drafts lmaooooo! Stuff about me!!

1. Are you named after anyone?

I’m named after the biblical Hannah, mother of the prophet Samuel! I think mostly because my parents were tickled by the story of her crying at the temple because she wants a child so bad, and then bawling out the rabbi because he assumed she was drunk.

2. When was the last time you cried?

BIG FAT SOBS watching everything everywhere all at once over the weekend. Because of life stuff, I honestly do not know. I’m not a big crier, generally.

3. Do you have kids?

Nope! Being 32 means the window is narrowing for me I guess, and I am not. Sure. How I feel about that. This is more vulnerability than this format calls for tho whoops.

4. Do you lose sarcasm a lot?

Noooooo not really. I think I’m more of a hyperbole kind of gal.

5. What’s the first thing you notice about people?

Eyes

6. What’s your eye color?

She’s rocking that heterochromia BABYYY! My eyes are a ring of dark blue/grey and then inner rings/bubbles of blue and green. I love my eyes! They don’t work well but they’re pretty! Strictly ornamental!

7. Scary movies or happy endings?

Scary movies WITH happy endings!

(I’m a HEA bitch for sure cmon)

8. Any special talents?

Small talk and chit chat. I’m not joking I legit prize myself on this. And I’m a good baker!

9. Where were you born?

New Yawk New Yawk

10. What are your hobbies?

Fandom, writing reading. Going to shows and concerts and things. Hanging with folks. Knitting sometimes? Running sometimes?

11. Do you have any pets?

Sweet baby girl Peaches the cat! Who is white and orange and about 5ish years old, big beautiful yellow eyes and very few teeth. I’ve had her just over a year and I LUB her

12. What sports do you play/have played?

I played softball through elementary and middle school (lol) and ran cross country and track in high school. If it counts I also did competitive(ish) ballroom dance in high school and a little bit of college.

13. How tall are you?

Around 5’4”. My drivers license LIES and says 5’6” I don’t even know why tbh. I like to think I project more height than I actually have.

14. Favorite subject in school?

English ahahaha duh that was my major too, and it was totally unplanned in the sense that I got to sophomore year of college and realized if I wanted to stay with my “intended” major of History I’d need an extra year or two in order to graduate, whereas if I just looked at the classes I had BEEN TAKING because they interested me and I enjoyed them, I’d have that English major sewn up in no time.

15. Dream job?

Man who even KNOWS anymore. I’m currently in what was once my dream job situation, and I still like it but can’t deny I’m underpaid and have been through some bumpy times that have taken the shine fully OFF. So I don’t know. I’d like to be a full time writer professionally but it’s the dream as in it is not SUPER realistic.

I’d love to work at the Globe Theater in but JEEZ LOUSIE THAT PAY IS SO LOW thought y’all subsidized the arts over there CRIPES.

#ask game #sparkly originals

[pursuedbyamemoryy]

HI DAWN !! coming into ur inbox (for the first time?! 🙀✨) just to greet ya hehe >:)) i hope u r doing well !!! OKAY just to talk a bit. i've never rlly been into fnaf aside from being rlly invested in lore (i just wasn't an fnaf kid if that makes sense 🥺) BUT AAA MY FRIENDS WHO R INTO IT want to drag me to watch and ofc i will BUT just wondering for fun. did u enjoy!! wld u recommend!! (HEHE HAVE A GOOD DAY) <33 (also i never said yet but u are so based for spiderverse cod rdr. love them all sm. AND HOZIER the best ever. i barely know dead poets society but wld u recommend it !! ;O heehee)

OMG HIIIII!!! i’ve been good, i hope you’re doing well too <33 thank you for checking in 😇😇!!

honestly not being super into fnaf is so valid, i played a couple of games here and only learned the lore like last year because THERES SO MUCH??? and it’s so confusing like wtf? but omg i hope you have fun when you see the movie!!! i def recommend it! they didn’t follow the lore completely but that definitely doesn’t mean it was bad, it was a fun movie, i liked it!! ( except for the other people in the theater because they were so loud and disrespectful the entire movie like it was SO BAD but aside from that i enjoyed it ) josh hutcherson is also so hot in the movie and no i will not shut up about it!!

ALSO AHHHH i miss my spiderverse era omg i was SOOO into it i think i need to rewatch the movies again. and rdr2 is like my favorite game ever i could talk about it for hours genuinely. i’m currently on my second play through and i’m almost done w the game again and i’m going for low honor this time UGHHH IM NOT READY FOR THE ENDING 😭😭 i cried so hard my first play through. i also need to play rdr1 and i even borrowed my friends xbox for it but i’ve always been a pc player so i CANNOT play on a controller like i struggle so bad for no reason LMAOO

HOZIER. DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED UGHHHH i love him so so much his music means everything to me. and i will never shut up about how i saw him live!!! current fav song has to be either i carrion or abstract. or maybe dinner & diatribes. or like his whole discography yk???

as for dps it’s such a good movie!! this sounds so dramatic but tbh it changed the way i view poetry and literature overall ( i was never super into poetry but after watching i’ve taken an interest to it ) as well as just like… life?? and taking different opportunities and doing things you love and such. definitely definitely recommend it <33 - tw for suicide towards the end but everyone just kind of pretends that part never happens LMAO. it’s also like not graphic there’s no blood or anything ( he’s not dead your honor!!! he’s alive and happy and in love!!! )

i rambled a bit but omg y’all!!! talk to me in my inbox more i had sm fun w this HEHE

#pursuedbyamemory talks #get me started and i talk for so long LMFAOO especially if i like something

[eastwoof]

Joisey Boisey: Local Homestead Edition

Hi again everyone. Mod Spit here. Uhhhh, guess who has two thumbs and ended up seeing Jersey Boys again? This guy! So, in honor of the complete and utter bullshit I did last time as a means of filler, here’s my ramblings on a local production of Jersey Boys.

Friendly disclaimer like last time: Please know all these silly comments are said with as much love as humanly possible. I respect all these actors and the hard work they put into performing this show each night. Any seemingly negative opinions/commentary are in no way meant to bash the actors as they do not reflect their actual talents and abilities. So without further ado…

Pre-Show:

I dressed up for this event. Why did I do this.

And by that, I mean I walked in with a red blazer and tie because I wanted to be immersed. IMMERSED, I tell you.

Also wow, they’re gonna perform on a stage that I did community theater on. That’s crazy.

Oh my god the set is so cool. (I wonder how they’re gonna do the lamppost.)

Edit: There was no lamppost :(

Why do people bring their little children to this show they’re going to start calling you an asshole

Act I:

OH MY GODDD.

“CES SOIRÉES-LA” WAS SO SEXY AND BRIGHT. I WAS HOOKED FROM THE START. AMEN

For a local theater, the set is really, really good!! For example, there’s no giant screen agressively telling me the season (nor a gregariously big lamppost), but wow. Top tier professional production.

Tommy is the most stereotypical Italian man I have ever seen. I want him to spit on me and murder me with a spoon. Please.

He’s also the tallest out of the four of them?? Which is something I didn’t expect to enjoy as much as I do.

Frankie is so bubbly and animated!! He’s so cute. AND he’s tiny!! I love him.

But oh my god please,, stay still,, a bit sir. You’re sweating so much. Sir. You must be so tired. SIR. CALM DOWN--

It also seems to be causing a bit of strain on his voice. I hope he’s okay :(

On the bright side his guy liner is 😩👌

BOB IS SUCH A COCKY AND CONFIDENT PIECE OF SHIT. THEY REALLY SAID “FUCK UWU BOB. HE’S TALENTED AND A HOE AND HE KNOWS IT.”

Also his tone? So smooth. I wish my skin was that smooth. “Cry for Me” was so hot. When I pray, that’s the voice I wish I had.

NICK. OH MY GOD. A GOOD NICK. I... I CAN’T BELIEVE IT. I’M-- HAVE I DIED?

His comedic timing? Magnificent. Do I pity him? No. Do I want him to step on me? Absolutely. Does he beat Mark Edwards though? I’m sorry, but no. (The day someone changes my mind about Mr. Edwards, I’ll make a whole separate post, and the world will probably implode. Despite that, I prefer this Nick a million times more than Blonde British Massi™️.)

“I Go Ape” was so awkwardly funny for absolutely no reason. I love it. Hank went, “..HAHA YEAH!” as he handed everyone the suit jackets.

Gyp’s mic tape came off during “My Mother’s Eyes,” and I loved watching it dangle from his face during his aggressive sobbing.

“AN ANGEL CRIED”. HAL TOOK THE OPTION UP AT THE END. AND. ALSO. DURING “OH WHAT A NIGHT”. WHAT. THE HELL. HOW IS HIS VOICE NOT BROKEN. IS HE OKAY? HE IS SO GOOD. MURDER ME.

Loraine’s actress is very cute. I’ll update y’all.

Act II:

They all did their own special pose during the beginning of “Big Man…” and tbh I thought I was watching an anime opening.

OKAY. I LOVE NICK. I LOVE HIM SO MUCH. aaaAAAAAHHHH—

HIS MONOLOGUE. It gave me secondhand embarrassment in the best way possible. Everyone’s trying to talk about the IMPORTANT MATTER, and he’s over here WHINING about Tommy being a little BITCH.

His monologue just gets increasingly louder until he shouts “TEN YEARS.” then he pauses and delicately plops into his chair to sit all politely. He looks like the cat meme. It’s so goofy.

Also, Nick being on the brink of tears when he mentions how he can’t see hotel soap.

The audience loudly groaned once Tommy said “half a mil,” and it made my heart happy.

Bob was the only one with a toilet during the jail scene, so seeing everyone dramatically draped over their chairs while he’s all scrunched up on the can was hilarious.

Okay, so Frankie being a hyperactive beyblade was definitely necessary here. He needs a place to put all that energy. HE RAN WITH IT.

“Beggin’” had sexy spins. “C’mon Marianne”? Exquisite. But then he starts doing whole ballet turns during “Working My Way…”??? Like, okay, Nutcracker and Swan Lake. I see you.

Bob’s smirk when he says, “What makes you think they liked you before?” 🥴✨💕

LORAINE. SHE IS SO CUTE. AND INCREDIBLE. I usually don’t pay as much attention as I should to her character, but this time my eyes were practically GLUED to her. Her leaving Frankie broke my heart into pieces. She deserves the world.

Oh, and sickness is cured. They all enunciate so hard, that they’re constantly spitting like camels. I love theater.

And now, the cast:

Frankie Valli: Ben Bogen

Tommy DeVito: Alec Michael Ryan

Nick Massi: Matthew Amira

Bob Gaudio: Michael Notardonato

Joe Pesci: Gianni Palmarini

Barry Belson: David Lamarr

Gyp DeCarlo: Peter McClung

Lorraine: Madeline Canfield

Mary Delgado: Abigail Sparrow

Francine: Hannah Jane

Norm Waxman: Rhys Williams

Bob Crewe: Aidan Cole

Hank Majewski: Jack Baylis

#jersey boys #musicals #musical theater #musical #frankie valli #bob gaudio #tommy devito #nick massi #mod spit

[jemgirl86]

One day y’all have got to tell me. Y’all have got to let me know if Gunn saw like 75% of the MCU fandom snort cocaine off a stripper’s ass or something, because I just do not understand why people are up his butt like this at all times. God I saw Guardians 3 yesterday, loved it, cried at least twice, and will probably see it again before it leaves theaters, and not once did I think: “yes, mmm hmm, now I can be done with the MCU.” (Though I did give a little cheer that now maybe I can be done with Zoe Saldana lol.) I’m just saying, this take is so weird. Just say you enjoyed the movie, it was a good conclusion to the trilogy, and go. MCU “fans” try to say the MCU is over and people need to move on every time a new project comes out and it’s so tiring. Like, baby, literally nobody is stopping you from moving on. It’s been okay to move on. Please please move on if you want to, just leave us out of it jeez lol

[secrethate]

y’all i just saw cocaine bear in theaters and i cried like 3 times it was so sad bro the bear almost died and the cubs were crying and it’s so 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭