#I have two cats

[dontmakemeright]

Why isn't there a little boy toy tied up all prettily - wearing nothing but some delicate lingerie, decorated with a cute ribbon on top - presenting for me under the tree?

It's christmas, isn't it?

#merry christmas you lovely people #I have two cats #so I don't have a tree #maybe that's why #be good for me 🎄 #dom/sub #ftm dom #ftm top #ftm trans #trans dom #trans top #ftm t4t #trans boy #trans man #kodakpost

[gornackeaterofworlds]

Been absorbed in ref sheets for my rise au, so have pose sketches for a bay post coming soon~

#gornack art tag #tw for ugliness #i dont know cat anatomy #i have two cats

[honeybeeblu]

mods are asleep time to post my cats

#jax photodump #erms #kitties #meow #meow mrow #cat #my cat #s #plural #i have two cats #and i cherish them #proud cat papá #erm #anyway #meow meow #mrowww

[musical-murder]

My Intro I reckon..

Yo, I'm Catalyst but call me Cai or Lys I am 18 years old and use any pronouns under the sun [ They/Them are preferred however ]

I pretty much usually do my own thing like... arting and whatnot for things I like or pretty much just openly talk about the things I like (Lobotomy Corps, BATIM, Sonic, and Chonny Jash are just a couple things though I am more likely to talk about Lobotomy Corps as of current!!)

My DNI List: NSFW, Under the age of 15, Proship, TERFs, Bigots

- Cai ♠️

[ This account is mostly going to be randomness and reposts I do post art sometimes on @the-artists-carousel though ]

[gangrel-pride]

So anyway Camila and Gwendolyn comparing beastkeeping battle scars

#the owl house #I have two cats #I know there is no way Camila doesn’t have any scars on her hands and arms

[amaneisshort]

"Bakudan bakudan"

#tbhk #jshk #hanako kun #yugi amane #hanako #drawing #memes #cats #cat memes #i have two cats #i love them #cats are great #also why is tumblr so strict with censoring? #did i seriously have to censor the word b*mb? #eh whatever #im gonna sleep now

[thedisheveledaestheteizer]

Event of the Day: So like a month ago my Drama&101 class had a “Design a Thrust Stage” assignment where we were supposed to put each of our own bedrooms on thrust stage. I got my grade back today and it was a 50%. Now my design is actually pretty good according to my instructor. Good enough to warrant a 100% on the assignment. I mean a few errors and she had some pointers and all that but nothing serious enough to deduct points.

So why did I get a 50% then? Because we were supposed to design our rooms and apparently my bedroom has so much cat related shit (cat beds, a cat condo, one of those cat tunnels, etc.) that my instructor didn’t think I turned in a design for my own room but one for a “cat lovers room”. When in actuality that is my room. For I am a cat lover who spoils their cats. My instructor said she’ll give me full credit as soon as I turn in a design for my own real room.

So tomorrow at class I will be informing her that yes, that is my actual real room. I do, in fact, have a bunch of cat shit everywhere. I took some photos of my room just now to show her if she for some reason doesn’t believe me.

She didn’t think it was my room because of insane amount of cat stuff. I am absolutely cackling.

#I have two cats #They are the best cats ever #One of them absolutely adores the cat tunnel #She likes to zoom through it #and hide in it #and pounce on peoples feet from within it #I love my cats #and I love cats in general #I can and I will spoil them #Drama Class #Thrust Stage #Theatre #Stage Design

[abd-appleboxdog]

I love these fools so much. I hope in the end they stay together or keep in touch. I heart them its like the dad who didn’t want a cat but loves the cat

#I love dad chilchuck #I love whenever these two are in frame #they’re always in the background judging and being haters #there’s also a lot of frames with them and marcille together #I love all three #chilchuck and marcille have a cute and interesting friendship #marcille loves izutsumi cause she’s a cat and she cares for her #and izutsumi loves chilchuck cause he’s warm! #I’m kidding I think chilchuck treats her good cause he realizes she’s still a kid and also a cat #straight up father mode brah #misc post #dunmeshi #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #chilchuck #izutsumi #chilchuck tims #dungeon meshi izutsumi

[jeanivere]

sketch feat. the tweets that inspired it

tell me you guys get it tho like why is he built

#bg3 #gale bg3 #gale of waterdeep #baldur's gate 3 #gale baldurs gate 3 #fanart #my art #im too lazy to put more tags #anyway idk why he has abs dude #hes a nerdy cat man who lives alone #hes not gonna be built like he is in game... #yeah hes hot with abs but hes even better with a bit of pudge #but thats just my two cents #dont mind how bad the sketch is #i dont have an excuse i just suck #anyway

[ssalballoon]

rot and ruin

this was heavily inspired by thatkorka's lovely fic! please check it out, it's such a good take on Gale's arc :')

#btw astarion is doing the flehmen response in the 4th pic... cat fr #TO CLARIFY ITS THE CAT FLEHMEN RESPONSE... THE HORSE ONE LOOKS SCARY OHMYGOD #i was thinking of the spaced out look cats have with their mouths hanging open when there's a smell they're trying to parse #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #astarion #astarion ancunin #my art #bg3 fanart #bloodweave #please skim over the text im verbose and allergic to making sense #i started this in late october.. i'm never making comics again (lying) #these two are too curious for their own good

[moonfableflor]

Bonus: explain who your cats are and how you got them in the tags

#cats #catblr #personally i have 5 #one was in a pile of leaves #in our driveway #two we got from a shelter #they were the only two in a litter and a bonded pair #one was in a bush around my father's townhouse apartment so we took him in #and one was from a shelter that my aunt works at #and i love them all very very much <3 #this poll came to me while i was snuggling the one from the pile of leaves

[myrkulitescourge]

the way that one line from the new epilogue in an astarion romance is going to HAUNT me

just. what a profoundly intense thing to confess to someone.

like, just these six months of newfound happiness with you exerts a force on his heart equal and in direct opposition to two centuries of endless torment, the gnawing hunger and exploitation. this flashbulb-bright fraction of his long life holds the same gravity to him as years upon years of darkness and suffering.

in all likelihood, he hasn’t even known his lover for as long as his worst memory lasted, that year sealed away to go mad from starvation and sensory deprivation, yet he still tells them this brief time has been so fundamentally and powerfully important that the weight of even that unimaginable hell is vanishingly small compared to this present he has now and the future ahead of them both.

how am i supposed to act normal about this.

#i need to lay down #just drop this in there right at the beginning why not! #that’s INTENSE. and completely sincere considering his demeanor at the party. god #he’s so… nice. in the romanced epilogue. i expected him to be a little smug and jokey #if tav told him the others weren’t doing so hot without the two of them around #but he takes it so genuinely and with visible disappointment?? literally shocked me #i thought he would say oh of course their lives have taken a turn without our impressive leadership lol! #and then redirect into something a little less flippant #but man. he just gets sad. astarion six months into a loving relationship is like a stray cat that instantly gets cuddly when you adopt it #dude went cotton candy marshmallow saccharine sweet in a HEARTBEAT #bless the others with your presence he says. i’ll always be here he says. we have forever after all he says. #head in my hands. how could they do this to me #astarion ancunin #astarion bg3 #astarion #bg3 epilogue spoilers #bg3 spoilers #baldur’s gate 3 spoilers #bg3

[butcherlarry]

Hahaha, I don't have a plant addiction, what are you talking about? *sweats nervously*

#about me #and these are only my indoor plants #i have two cats #and a hoard of plants #im 2/3 way of being all of the gotham city sirens #not sure what i would need for Harley #(i Do Not Like the joker. he can fuck right off) #i am a fan of silly jokes and puns #not sure if that counts

[hussyknee]

my disabled ass, after (1)good day: "obviously I am cured. in fact it may have all been in my head. who can say? now to rejoin society!"

me, the next day: "it has come to my attention that i may be chronically ill."

#who'd have thunk #we're all shocked i know #i forced myself to go to supermarket and ended up clinging to the shopping cart to stay upright #took two hours to stop shaking from exertion #then immediately corralled the cat to tend to his rash #mfer struggles and protests until he realizes all over again that it feels quite nice actually #and then goes deadweight and purrs *while* warbling mournfully #presumably just on principle #but it's all still more spoons than I can spare #i need to take him to the vet for his follow up in a bit #so fucking drained #send thoughts and prayers #ugh #chronic illness #spoonie #disability #knee of huss

[noxcheshire]

I just think

It’d be really neat if Danny looked more like Martha Wayne than Thomas Wayne.

LIKE

I love the Danny Fenton looks like Thomas Wayne or Danny Fenton is Thomas Wayne reincarnated — but the BEAUTY of Martha??

Of Alfred interacting for under five minutes with Danny, dabbing his eyes and going, “That is indeed Martha,” I WANT IT. I want Martha who was spunky and sassy and wanted to do good for her town the same way Danny wants to do good for Amity Park.

I want Martha who loved to take Bruce and the family out to star gaze because her baby had never seen the stars before, and the way his eyes light up like a mini galaxy takes her breathe away the same way that Danny feels when he turns his head up to the sky yearning for something he knew loved but doesn’t know what.

I want Martha who would literally find trouble in a paper bag because she can’t help her curiosity the same way Danny can’t help tripping over his own ghostly tail and making a mess of things before he figures things out.

I want Martha who would fight men who thought they held power, going absolutely feral from stress the same way Danny does when he’s tired of not being able to do his homework or pick up a vacuum against the wall to clean because ghosts.

I want Martha who loved the pearl necklace that Bruce had picked out for her birthday, and Danny reaches towards his neck and startles when his fingers only touch skin when he is certain there was something supposed to be there. I want Danny whose eyes linger on whites and pearls when he passes by open window stores in the mall, fingers itching to flick a nail against the smooth surfaces.

I want Martha who died bleeding underneath the hand of a gun, hoping to everything above that her boy would be safe, and Danny whose body burns at merely looking at the makeshift guns his parents create in the lab, his heart pounding desperately with a yearning to save there was someone she wanted to save the ghosts.

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dc x dp #dcxdp #danny phantom #dp x dc crossover #danny fenton #dp x dc prompt #I just think Danny being Martha is a deserved little treat #also #mom! Danny #let Martha Wayne be feral #she became the joker in a different universe when Bruce died and Danny became Dan when all his loved ones died like??? #CONNECTION #let them both be so brilliant and yet so dumb #two wet cats that will primly lick at their fur before setting their tail on fire on a candle #by accident #Danny being a mom to Bruce on instinct is also precious to me #Bruce being torn because: that’s a kid but that is also my mom #on the other hand Danny could have also reincarnated into Martha instead of Martha into Danny #whatever works honestly #so long as Danny gets to mother hen Bruce and smother him in love #and also have both Alfred and Thomas just rolling their eyes as Martha tries desperately not to swing a wine bottle #Martha and Danny will either stress clean or stress fight #pick and choose your fight (ง’̀-‘́)ง

[poobirdy]

a bingqiu witches x xianxia fusion, as prompted by cass and fulfilled as part of an ongoing fundraising event at svsss gotcha 4 gaza!

#svsss #scum villain #bingqiu #shen qingqiu #luo binghe #shen yuan #mxtx #my art #i wanted to bring viet!binghe out for once #the prompter wanted them to be sitting on xiu ya #but the sword's not long enough to fit two grown men sooo next best thing was to have it tied to the broom lol #the white cat is sj #probably #but i can't decide if he's sy's familiar ORRR #if it was a summoning gone wrong #in which sy was summoned to possess sj's body by someone with Bad Vibes and inadvertently ejected sj's soul into the nearest living thing #which was a nearby white cat #ORRRR we do this sabrina the teenage witch style #and sj was sentenced to live a 100 years as a cat for some atrocity he may or may not have been involved in