#I laugh every damn time

[mintyfangirl]

Thanks to all the critical role fanfic authors who have one of the characters say, "How do you want to do this?" before they rail each other into oblivion.

#critical role #critical role fanfiction #dead serious #i laugh every damn time #smut

[chickensoup1025]

DERK AR DER

-fav quote from south park

#DEY DERK UR DIR #I laugh every damn time #South Park

[hunteer23]

john b running with that 01 symbolic button of his shirt done it's never not funny to me

#i laugh every damn time #back to the boneyard #kegger 102 #jombee #obx

[holysaintscathedral]

Yet another TikTok with a priest and the shenanigans of commenters.

#tiktok #hierophilia #priest kink #priests #priest #this isn't the first time he's gotten comments like this but I'll be damned if i don't laugh at a couple of them every time #hot priest

[bergselise]

#art #drawing #homestuck #homestuck fanart #artwork #fanart #hamsteak #dirk strider #oh no #his head #its not connected to his bod #poor boy #i #going so eat rocks #reading what ppl tag my art with is the funniest shit ever #i am laughing so hard every damn time

[toasted-melow]

I liked the "welcome to the Casino" au, the appearance of the characters and the idea of ​​the au is really cool

I made a little fanart of Barnaby from "Welcome to the Casino au" playing one with Barnaby from "Welcome life"

BRO I LOVE THE IDEA OF EM PLAYING UNO XDDDD

GAMBLER BARNS WOULD KEEP WINNING ON WELCOME LIFE BARNS ans he'd call him immediately cheater 😭😭

#welcome home #artists on tumblr #art #welcome home puppet show #digital fanart #welcome home fanart #artwork #digital art #digital aritst #Mellow arts #Mellow asks #wh casino au #barnaby b beagle #welcome home arg #welcome home art #welcome home au #fanart #Man I love that idea so much 😂😂😂 #I can see them fighting after every round #Damn bro they're very loud and most of the time gambler barns would be laughing so loud main while welcome life be yelling at him 😭😭😭

[rentalboos]

Time is a perfect loop, so if one day it turns out the Master has been chasing and trying to punish the Doctor for thousands of years simply because he's endlessly annoyed that he changed "gravity" to "mavity", I can't exactly blame them.

#doctor who #doctor who spoilers #it's a great bit #i laughed every damn time #thoschei #best enemies

[y-rhywbeth2]

It bugs the hell out of me that there are no consequences for breaking up with Astarion after becoming his spawn. I don't care if he's lost interest or whatever, and I'm sure I can see how this response might make sense (something, something entertained by the defiance when he's surrounded by terrified sycophants. You're his property anyway, no matter where you go or what you do. As your master he can take you back any time he feels like it, and you're not a threat. etc etc) - but that's not the point. What appears to be a total lack of downsides or even any acknowledgement whatsoever in the epilogue for a risky and bad choice (ie becoming a vampire spawn, and furthermore; insulting your master and running away), irks me on a narrative level.

#I don't make stupid and terrible choices for the lack of consequences damn you #Nor do I patricularly care to romance the Vampire Ascendant personally because I cringe and laugh into my hands every time he talks. #Which makes playing though that route difficult. #This is also not the point #babbling #griping #/astarion #/ascended astarion

[novelconcepts]

Fucking shout out to Sam Sloyan for not breaking character when bonked in the noggin by Luke Skywalker. A true hero, a valiant legend.

#the fall of the house of usher #tfothou spoilers #samantha sloyan #I love that Flanagan has confirmed this was an accident that made him laugh too hard not to include it #she really just rolled with it beautifully #y’all we are not giving sloyan enough credit. she’s an MVP every damn time

[muscari-melpomene]

I’m listening to Juno Steel and the Man in Glass again, and y’know what just struck me?

Juno is smarter than Nureyev.

Nureyev is presented as the polished master thief with a thousand faces, sure, but all his skill points are in bluff. He knows how to blend in, how to thieve, and most importantly, how to handle people, string them along with pretty words and meaningful glances. He’s the face, the charm, the trickster.

Juno is none of that. But what we sometimes forget is that Juno was able to make a living as a detective for a while for a reason. He acts as though he doesn’t care, like he isn’t paying attention, but he notices things, and connects one thought to the other fast enough that sometimes even he doesn’t realize it until he’s already acting. He has impeccable instincts, but more often than not, instincts like that come from absorbing dozens of tiny bits of information and subconsciously stringing them together until the conclusion suddenly seems obvious, and it doesn’t occur to him that it’s very likely no one else has noticed.

Juno can’t bluff to save his life (as we’ve seen) and he does tend to the quick & dirty approach to crime solving/crime committing, but even the decision to let himself get beat to a pulp is, at least subconsciously, calculated. Juno is really incredibly intelligent, but with how he presents himself, nobody really notices until it’s too late.

& tbh I love that for him.

#juno steel #peter nureyev #penumbra podcast #the penumbra podcast #tpp #juno steel and the man in glass #also every time I listen to these episodes I laugh my ass off at Nureyev #No I don't care what he does of course not he can do whatever he's just some guy #*2 seconds later* #JUNO. i s ***FLIRTING.*** #like honey #you can bluff everywhere but inside your own damn head good for you

[incorrectquoteslobby]

Tails: At my school, it was banned to say "Squid Game," so we called it "Octopus Activities" and that was banned too!

Shadow: I would call it "Tentacle Events"

Knuckles: What about "Fish Sports?"

Sonic: "CEPHALOPOD CONUNDRUMS"

#quote from a matt rose video #adhd be damned #my boy knows his vocabulary #I LAUGH SO HARD EVERY TIME #GOD I LOVE THIS QUOTE #sonic incorrect quotes #sth incorrect quotes #sth #tails the fox #miles prower #miles tails prower #tails prower #tails miles prower #tails #shadow the hedgehog #shadow the ultimate lifeform #the ultimate life form #shadow #knuckles the echidna #knuckles the enchilada #knuckles #sonic the hedgehog #sonic #you can tag as ship #(NOT with tails) #squid game #octopus activites #tentacle events #fish sports #cephalopod conundrums

[minzbins]

HYUNGWON MONMUKGO EP.11

#mx7net #monstaxedits #kiwitracks #madstual #usersrin #ayatracks #marieblr #monsta x #mx #hyungwon #chae hyungwon #!melstuff #monmukgo #monmukgo ep.11 #have i ever told y'all i love hyungwon so much? bc i do love him so fucking much 😫🤕🤧 #also all these eps with kihyun and hyungwon are so hilarious i'm literally crying from laughing every damn time sdkhjfbsfxckjf

[the-unseelie-court-official]

Arent you that guy that burnt their grilled cheese?

So sad

Next time add some BUTTER to that PAN you FUCKING SAVAGE

Thank you, stranger, for helping me learn more about myself

#getting called guy as a trans woman DOES really suck who woulda thought #also #I’m saying this as nicely as I can since I don’t think you had purposefully bad intentions here #we are not friends and you do not know me #I was like let me laugh at myself real quick about the time I was drunkenly making egg on toast in the pan and I was so worried about the #egg when I flipped the bread it was terribly burnt on that one side #notably only that one side I took a picture of #bc I was hammered and talking to a friend the whole time #and just. chances are when something is every day getting closer to 100k notes I’ve already been dunked on enough no? #like do y’all genuinely think you’re above making notable mistakes like that? #because you’re not #and I really wish people wouldn’t act like I’m some sort of invalid because I had #emphasis on the past tense #the good nature to laugh about #my damn fuckup

[incorrect-ikevamp-quotes]

I hope MC knows how iconic she is in this event for being like "No I want him to be a little bit fucked up actually" in Comte's story because GIRL SAME. S A M E

#ikevamp #ikemen vampire #ikevamp comte #ikevamp saint germain #ikevamp mc #the way i deadass resurrect every time comte walks into the room #laughing crying yelling #i just can't stop wheezing at the latest collection story #im here like yes. YES GIVE ME THE MANS OF MY DREAMS #and the game is like 'literally why are you like this. actual freak.' #comte i SWEAR to god #'are you looking for someone more...StImUlAtInG' #oh fk this im gonna jump him #every single event story im like 'that come hither look won't work on me. i'm stronger than this. endure.' #comte: **come hither look** #me: FUCK #literally what is it about this man that just makes me invariably act up #im so like 'MAKES NO DAMN S E N S E. compels me tho.' #ive had a sudden insurgency of spoons because of hozier's NFWMB #literally can't unsee the association now #hozier walked so that comte could run no i wont take constructive criticism #dont even get me started on his 6th year anniversary stories because literally this man #THIS M A N #wildly oscillates between 'actually????? the most adorable romantic?????' #and 'If My Wife Doesn't Want Me Carnally Every Five Hours I'm Going To Scream' #and apparently that's my type (so sorry everyone im the bearer of the curse)

[captainfern]

fucking love it in marigold when price is so deep inside you ur clit is rocking against his hair at his dick or when ur slick is all over the hair and beard 🙏

no fr like i want my mans hairy !! LIKE GIVE ME A HAPPY TRAIL !! GIVE ME CHEST HAIR !!

especially on a dilf 😋

#captainfern #captainfernsalutes #no because a lil happy trail is gon do it for me every damn time #when a man is hairy and smells good ??? girl #i am bending over #omg and he can make me laugh ??!? #i am soaked #gnawing at the bars of my enclosure

[green-tea-lemonade]

somehow when he tells the puns its always funnier

#art #digital art #procreate #homestuck #solnep #nepeta leijon #sollux captor #sollux gets em by being goofy and it works every damn time #nep always bursts into a little giggle fit from his puns and jokes because while she can make some good ones he perfects them #and he does a little eyebrow wiggle with it which gets her really good too #i can imagine nep can get him to laugh really good by turning up her sass levels 10x and its very obvious she learns from him #yes he is a nerd and a loser but thats part of the charm #they can make each other so much worse your honor its fantastic and they wouldnt give that up for the world #i love nep giving him constant smewches but damn if when he doesnt return some of those she doesnt curl up in a ball of blush #their first kiss she was still extremely blushy after like 2 hours and sollux doesnt stop teasing her about it