#I swear it exists

[phierecycled]

does anyone have that one picture of max von essen in his marvin costume backstage except he’s wearing no pants and holding a bottle of gatorade and the caption is “here is a marvin in his natural habitat”?

#i swear it exists #falsettos #toursettos #max von essen

[shtuff-hello]

Ummmm so, I’m back to having the worst memory ever. It's this one Ghoap fic and the only thing I remember about it is that (I think they're in Soap’s flat, but that's not for sure) they're all hot and bothered and Ghost says something like

“I could stick a gun down your throat. I would do it Johnny. I would pull the trigger.”

And Soap just says that he wouldn't and then they continue with their, ahem, activities.

That's all I remember and it's bothering me, I actually went through and opened up every single Ghoap fic tab I have, and couldn't find it. I checked the tags and if they matched then I read a little of it until I was sure it wasn't the right one. I've spent nearly two hours on this. Please help me find it and end this torment.

#ghostsoap #ghoap #soapghost #ghost x soap #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #cod mw ghost #ao3 fanfic #someone help #help me find this fic #please help me find it #im desperate #im fucking dying #i swear #to fucking god #I swear it exists #I just can't find it! #please help

[hereidinathoreauwrites]

Chapters: 3/7: Torment Me With Soliloquy

Fandom: Barbie (Movie 2023) Rating: Mature

So Barbie was literally two doors and fifty feet away from her at night. Sasha’s room was between theirs anyway.

So she could hear Barbie sing off-key in the shower in the evenings and she seemed to have a preference for the Indigo Girls.

And sure, every morning she had to see her dressed in her absolute nerdiest attire as she perched her glasses on her nose and left for work. Like this morning with the long skirt and off-white blouse open just to the top of her cleavage…Barbie staring at her from across the breakfast table…glasses slipping halfway down her nose…

What was her point again?

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Margot Robbie's Barbie/Gloria (Barbie 2023), Margot Robbie's Barbie & Sasha (Barbie 2023), Gloria & Sasha (Barbie 2023) Characters: Margot Robbie's Barbie (Barbie 2023), Gloria (Barbie 2023), Sasha (Barbie 2023), El Esposo de Gloria (Barbie 2023), Ruth Handler (Barbie 2023), Ryan Gosling's Ken (Barbie 2023) Additional Tags: Divorced Gloria (Barbie 2023), El Esposo de Gloria exists and he's awful, This Barbie is a Teacher!, A Hot Teacher, This Gloria is Horny, References to classic literature because my expensive education has to be used for something, Lots of Sex, From Sex to Love, eventually, Lots of Shenanigans first Summary:

All she wanted was some casual, low-stakes sex with a hot woman. It’s totally not Gloria’s fault that her partner of choice is also her daughter Sasha’s drop-dead gorgeous English teacher. It’s just an unfortunate turn of events when she’s recently divorced and just realizing she has the WORST teacher fetish imaginable.

A single revenge hookup has a cascade of unintended consequences for one Gloria Esperada.

#glorbie #barbie x gloria #teacher au #my fic #I'm so mad I couldn't find a pic of the actual shirt #i swear it exists #also the chapter count keeps going up #send editors

[aquamonstra]

Can someone please help me? There is a video of Brent, Patrick, Frakes, Dorn, and LeVar in a recording studio, recording the song It's a Sin to Tell a Lie for Brent's album, and I have watched it before, but now I CANNOT FIND IT ANYWHERE no matter what I search 😭

#i swear it exists #pls help #star trek tng #brent spiner #ol yellow eyes is back #patrick stewart #jonathan frakes #michael dorn #levar burton #its a sin to tell a lie

[nico-the-overlord]

Remus playing the piano

Do you know that vine of Thomas playing a keyboard then slamming his butt onto it?

That’s how I imagine Remus playing a piano

I can’t find it but I KNOW that vine exists

#asks #sanders sides #remus sanders #so I HOPE you know the one #I swear it exists

[3lizab3t]

im still always seething that i have never been able to find the comic panel where jonathan describes harvey as “the type of friend who can never decide what kind of take out food to order”

#I’m like paraphrasing of course #i swear it exists #if i only saw it in a dream or some shit I’ll be so mad #I’ve been trying to find it for forever #dc #text post

[agelenopsis-potteri]

where's that march 20th spring equinox supernatural post i have to queue it

#i swear it exists #'march 20 that's the spring equinox' I SWEAR I'VE SEEN IT BEFORE #but i look it up and i can't find it #i love seasonal posts. pls i tried looking in the gifs and it wasn't there

[cxyotl]

does anyone remember that brba post about hair length equalling a characters morality and that being why theyre all bald

#i swear it exists

[newps]

Does anyone have that video of the super high dude in the car singing along to black sheep by metric

#i swear it exists

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

i vote that next year instead of reading Dracula we do a Jeeves & Wooster Book Club. those two never got the rabid tumblr shipping fandom they deserved (disqualified for the sheer technicality of being published a century too soon). we must correct this injustice

#jeeves and wooster #i want to watch tumblr go rabid i want to watch ao3 overflow with jeeves/wooster fanfiction #yes obviously the fandom EXISTS but it's a cozy little neighborhood #a handful of talented artists and writers doing their best to keep their charming little village going #but i'm tired of cozy i want this fandom TRENDING #I WANT TO SEE THIS ON MY DASHBOARD PEOPLE #i swear to you if they made a shiny new tv series tumblr would absolutely obsess over these characters. good omens levels of obsession #it's just such a great dynamic! the good-natured overly-trusting bumbling idiot in constant need of rescuing! #the stoic all-knowing genius who quietly masterminds mayhem in order to protect this one moron he's devoted himself to for some reason #jeeves as a morosexual is just such a beautiful interpretation of the original text #wooster as a happy-go-lucky himbo who stumbles his way into a relationship with a protective caring and supremely competent mastermind #the angst and social complexities of a same-sex cross-class relationship in turn-of-the century london! #oh AND half the stories are about jeeves helping wooster get out of engagements/desperately avoid marriage #two men who live together constantly scheming to maintain their bachelorhood. this is quite literally the main plot point #the gay subtext is there! the gay subtext is there and very ripe for picking!!! #this thing is LOCKED AND LOADED we can pounce literally any time

[incomprehensiblelentils]

I chime in with a haven’t you people ever heard of locking the goddamn tomb

#locked tomb #tlt shitposting #the locked tomb #tlt #locked tomb series #if this post already exists I couldn’t find it so I swear I didn’t mean to steal it #(let me know if it is an existing post and I’ll happily delete this lol) #I was just like wait. WAIT.

[batmanisms]

after school ice cream run captured by one alfred pennyworth circa spring 2003

#they literally make me want to cry #how am i supposed to be normal when THEY EXIST #batman #robin #jason todd #red hood #dc #dc comics #batfam #batfamily #art #fanart #commissions open #tag as ship and i swear to fucking god i'll murder you

[egophiliac]

But … how the staff swear? We Need to know that too…(of you want of course … love your art and your Amazing humor!!!)

(thank you! :D)

Trein: said 'damn' once when he was sixteen, still lays awake at night in embarrassment about his deplorable lapse in manners.

Vargas: swears like an old-timey carnival strongman. lots of "poppycock" and "what the devil" and an occasional "deuces!" (this makes classes very confusing for poor Deuce)

Crowley: doesn't intentionally swear, but every once in a while he'll, like...put together a presentation on the new staff policies or something that builds up to an acronym which, by complete coincidence, spells out something shockingly depraved.

it happens often enough that you'd think he's doing it on purpose, except. it's Crowley.

Sam: swears in the text, gets away with it because the character reading is always something else

(this is very specific to the Japanese version and probably too meta but I made myself laugh with it, I...I'm sorry)

#art #twisted wonderland #yeah here's some more characters swearing #i promise i will get back to actual Jokes™ at some point #(sorry for spamming a bit! just catching up on things) #anyway thanks for joining me for today's edition of crewel being slapped in the face with a sudden and unwelcome sense of sonder #trein: mister crewel need i remind you that i also have access to the internet #crewel: la la la i can't hear you #trein: i am aware of the existence of websites other than those that exclusively provide cat videos #crewel: lA LA LA --

[uchiwaflame]

has this been done yet

#was laughing the entire time i was drawing this lmao #apothecary diaries #artists on tumblr #my art #mao mao #anime fanart #maomao #kusuriya no hitorigoto #the apothecary diaries #mei mei #I swear this literally happened in that one episode #how does this show manage to have a scene for every existing meme out there #yas bitch slay #meme #uchiwaflame

[itsyourcoffinnowmylove]

I swear that was an article of Anne talking about Lestat being a manifestation of her subconscious or something and I can't find it anywhere

#I swear it exists #it was crazy and I want to show it to someone but I can't find it #Unless it doesn't exist and I made it up #Idk

[takofuus]

A game of hide and seek supposedly. Lamb's bell was too loud 🪻

#cult of the lamb #a cult leader's logbook #antiques and the occult #cotl narinder #narinder #narilamb #narinder x lamb #true devotion #Liatris flowers? #They're not toxic to cats I swear #i did my research promise!! (I actually painted the flowers first without even knowing what they are #Turns out they actually exist real time and not a figment of my imagination