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theangrymailguy · 5 months

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#memes #funny memes #funny #dankest memes #meme #doctor who #fourteenth doctor #14th doctor #the giggle #nph #neil patrick harris #david tennant #is Pepsi OK #I want a Coke #introvert problems

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lotus-pear · 9 months

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yeah sure therapy is nice but teen soukoku is faster and a lot cheaper

#LITERALLY STILL IN SHAMBLES OVER 109 THIS IS HOW IM COPING #thinking abt how much harder teen skk hits bc that's when chuuya started using corruption and they had to learn to trust each other #like with their lives.#not ''hey dazai i'm lending you five bucks so you can get me a coke from the vending machine i trust you'll give me the change''#although i'm sure that's happened and dazai runs off with the change despite being explicitly told not to bc he's an ass #anyway despite not having mutual understanding or even sympathy for the other person they entrusted their lives to each other #also the fact that chuuya isn't likely human but so desperately wants to be and dazai is the tether to his humanity #likewise how dazai was so traumatized to the point where he couldn't feel human #but meeting chuuya made him think living was worth a shot #the parallels are paralleling #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #nakahara chuuya #chuuya nakahara #soukoku #skk #lotus draws

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girlstarvingherself · 9 days

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summer Thinspo <3

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kr-yoongi · 6 months

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S2 Ed scribbles <3

#broke the cvnt barrier #don’t want to talk about the maccas coke #I simply did not want to draw the other guy :]#the other guy was the gravy basket captain #words not in the bible #OFMD #OFMD2 #Our Flag Means Death #Our Flag Means Death Season 2 #Blackbeard #Blackbeard Fanart #Edward Teach #Edward Teach Fanart #Taika Waititi #Taika Waititi Fanart #Ofmd Fanart #Digital Art #kr_yoongi

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 9 months

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i wanted to put Wally in my Barbie movie fit <3 he's gonna go watch it with his bestie

it backfired <3 poor thing's in a crisis

#he spilled his apple coke....#anyway in my heart i believe that watching the barbie movie would destroy wally #he Is barbie. he's barbie.#he'd relate too hard. it'd hit a little too close to (metaphorical) home. it'd rock his sense of self/world #he'd walk outta that theater shaking like a mf leaf #at least i can Assume so #scribble garnish #wally darling #welcome home #welcome home fanart #i knew taking a picture of my outfit that day would pay off. i looked good in it and so does He #literally when i walked into the theater a group of teens next to the door loudly whispered 'theyre here for the barbie movie'#daaaaamn RIGHT i was!!! i went alone but by fuck i went PINK!#on a different note OH its so nice to scribble another wally outfit. its cocomelon to me #i really gotta get back on those suggestions #the Block is creeping back in and i dont want it thankyew #there are a bunch of unused bangers in those asks

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songjay-ay · 22 days

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im about to slutshame him

#ninjago #Jay Walker #agent Walker #dragons rising #tw drugs #tw cocaine #because if there’s one thing I’ve ever learned it’s that all businessmen do coke #(my source is american psycho)#also because I was listening to great day by the lonely island while drawing this #it’s jaycore somehow #art #fanart #oh and #tw blood #tw nosebleed #how much do you think his salary is anyway #he gotta be making bank if he’s a manager right #he’d still want a raise tho he’s greedy like that

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choccy-milky · 1 month

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bruh i need to vent about a rude comment i got on my recent chap and also about clora, cuz its something thats been on my mind for a while now. it has spoilers to my most recent chap tho so im putting it below

so in my most recent chap clora gets hit by the killing curse but thanks to seb sacrificing himself for her, it doesn’t work/she survives. and I got a rly rude comment about how that’s super cringe and that clora is a "shoe horning of every possible manifestation of Mary-Sueism I have ever seen." theyre dropping my fic after almost 500k words bc apparently THAT’S where they draw the line and that "just somehow pulling it out the bag and surviving a killing curse from the power of love. In simpler terms, it’s absolutely cringe worthy" and "forgive me if I rolled an eye at the yet again invincible nature of Clora Clemons-the-one-eighth-Veela-extraordinaire"

BUT LIKE LMAO TELL ME U DIDN’T READ/WATCH HARRY POTTER WITHOUT TELLING ME. that’s literally what happens to harry??but its only cringe when it happens to our "mary-sue" clora? like yeah sure love magic might be a bit cringe but IM LITERALLY JUST PULLING FROM THE SOURCE MATERIAL. of all the things to take issue with in my fic and interpretations, theyre taking issue with something that’s canon BAHAHA.

and since im on the topic of clora being mary sue can I just say I hate the misogyny/internalized misogyny that i've seen some people (NOT A LOT, THANKFULLY) treat her with. like i get it, im not pale and blonde and as conventionally pretty as clora is, but even if I was, is that a reason to hate me?? and does being beautiful and well-liked = mary sue? bc as far as I know, mary sue is a chara who is just naturally amazing at everything and doesnt need to try hard and theyre just inexplicably great for no reason (like mc in the base game BAHHAA) if anything the mary sue in MY fic is seb LMAO (but hes a boy so its ok). like clora has worked hard and studied magic all her life due to being a squib and wanting to make up for not being able to DO it. she isnt good at flying, seb is still better at her than duelling, shes really short sighted when it comes to doing/thinking whats best for others and can be a huge idiot.... and like. the only guys that have even shown interest in clora on a real scale have been seb and leander (and then lawley for blackmail purposes, and also bc he hates seb) so its not like literally everyone is falling over themselves for her?? like her interactions with the main cast of boys (ominis, garreth, amit) theyre all indifferent to her LMAO but still, the fact that shes pretty and guys here and there might look at her and go o shes cute! doesnt make her a mary sue SORRy thats just called being attractive idk its just annoying that ppl automatically see a nice kind beautiful female character without any VISIBLE flaws and go SHES TOO PERFECT!! MARY SUE!! WAH IM JEALOUS! and like I get it bc when I was younger I probs would have been annoyed by clora as well due to my own insecurities and internalized misogyny but hey, how about u just realize that’s ur own problem and your own jealousy, and not a real one HAHAH anyway ive since evolved bc I used to be a ‘not like other girls’ type girl back in highschool. trying to be super tomboy-y bc I thought being feminine was cringe and too basic but now ive embraced it and love girly things and dresses and charas like clora who are still strong and showcase their strengths and weaknesses in subtler ways, and I want to smooch her and make out with her. get behind me clora ill protect you🤺🤺🤺

#choccytalky #finally using that tag #tho its more like CHOCCYRANTY holy this is so long BHAHAHA #also one more thing idk why ppl think its ok to give unsolicited criticism to fanfic writers. like these are stories we're writing for US #and for free like u dont have to rudely declare how unhappy you are with it and that youre stopping. like what do u want me to do #do u want a refund?? BYE!! JUST GO!! like. i also wouldnt want unsolicited criticism or critiques on my visual/drawn art #and ppl understand that. so whys it so hard to understand ppl ALSO dont want it on their writing? both take effort #and giving actual valid criticism is a skill (which is why it was literally a CLASS when i was in uni)#i need a drink #and by that i mean COKE ZERO BABYYYYYYY #AND MORE DRAGONS DOGMA 2

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redsrunning777 · 2 years

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Thisss

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bby-deerling · 6 months

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penance (sanji x afab!reader nsfw)

special request from my best friend! she told me she wanted to crush him like a coke can and left the rest up to me! fem!afab!reader, 18+, nsfw, mdni, wc: 765 masterlist

cw: femdom, light bondage (male receiving), slight choking (male receiving), inappropriate use of sanji's tie, goddess worship, pathetic man, facesitting, mild degradation

Sanji should have known better.

He couldn’t help being a slave to the temptations of the flesh, but he knew better than to flirt with Nami so brazenly—especially in front of you.

Now he was paying the price.

“I’m sorry, dear, I didn’t mean to hurt you—”

“Shut up.” you say with a sigh, yanking on the end of his tie—his only remaining article of clothing—and smirking at the way his long, thin cock twitched as you tightened the garment’s grip around his throat. “Zoro wouldn’t do this to me y’know.”

“Now you’re just being cruel, princess.” he whines, annoyed at your teasing. But he knows he deserves it. His womanizing was a fatal flaw of his, and he was beyond grateful you were so patient with him as you broke his habits, no matter how harsh your methods were.

You trace your finger along his inner thigh causing him to hiss every time you neared his throbbing cock, so hard it was nearly sticking straight up in the air as he sat on the edge of the bed. His hands were tied behind his back with another one of his ties; in all reality he could probably break through quite easily, but he would rather serve his sentence on your terms. After all, he would do anything to please you.

“I’m your goddess, aren’t I?” you ask, wicked grin on your face.

“Yes, dear.” he replies, voice low.

You laugh, as if you don’t believe him. “I didn’t realize I was the Hera to your Zeus! I didn’t know you had a pantheon of other little goddesses you fall all over! Maybe I should leave you here and let one of them take care of you—” you say, voice dripping with sarcasm and a hint of satisfaction at being in the position to mildly torture your boyfriend.

“Please don’t, goddess—” he whimpers.

“Don’t interrupt me, Sanji!” you protest, letting out a sigh. “Now I don’t even remember what I was going to say.” You sit there for a few seconds, face scrunched up and trying to regain your train of thought as if he wasn’t there whining, twitching, and dripping with need right in front of you.

“Oh!” you exclaim, face lighting up as you finally remembered the next move you had planned, “I’m gonna make you worship me until your brain is so full of me that you never even look at another woman again!”

“Please goddess, I’ll devote myself to you and—”

“Shut up and lay down so I can sit on your face.”

“Yes ma’am.”

He shudders with anticipation as you lower yourself onto his face, mouth eagerly starting to lap at your clit. The overwhelming flood of sensations after being deprived of your touch was almost too much. The scent and taste of you on his tongue, the way your plush thighs gripped his face, the soft moans you let out as he rolled his tongue over your bud all drove him wild; his cock ached for you so much it was starting to hurt.

Sanji whimpers as you grind your hips onto his face, wanting nothing more than to consume you whole and give you the pleasure you deserved. He was nothing but a mere mortal in your presence, blessed with the opportunity to prove himself to you. You could have been cruel and cast a wretch like him aside for his sins, but instead you decided to bless him with the sweet, sweet taste of you on his tongue, more delicious than any meal he’s ever cooked.

He knows how you like it—soft, teasing, not too much friction or overstimulation, and he lets you set the pace, simply ecstatic to be your plaything. When you get close, he groans, eager to get you over the brink and taste everything you had to offer. As your orgasm shudders through your body, he is like a man starved, giving every bit of himself to you on an altar as a sacrifice to your divinity.

“Darling, please touch me…” he begs once you come down from your high, his voice sending vibrations through your already sensitive clit.

“I think you’re going to have to give me at least two more before you earn that.” you say smirking down at him, not ready to give up control of him just yet.

You gasp as he slips a finger inside of you and gently curls it, having sneakily undone the flimsy knot around his wrists ages ago.

“I’ll get you there and then some, goddess.”

#one piece x reader #x reader #sanji x reader #vinsmoke sanji x reader #black leg sanji x reader #one piece scenario #mdni #i too want to crush him like a coke can

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year

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Omg idk if you talk Spanish or if it’s just XXC, but with that little and wonderful doodle you gave me the amazing headcanon of XXC being bilingual and just randomly speaking Spanish out of nowhere and nobody understanding him