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cupid-tune · 14 days

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FEED US!!!!! MORE KANKRI MORE KANRMI

HOW COULD I SAY NO TO THIS take a whole page

#homestuck #homestuck fanart #kankri vantas #karkat vantas #The colors I've been using lately look so tasty hnghgh #I understand now when people say they want to eat art #I'm chewing on him like a gummy bear #Almost forgot to tag Karkat I got excited

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iovesia · 3 months

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reader asking the keanueverse men to be their valentine… i can only imagine constantine scoffing and rolling his eyes when presented with like, chocolates and a teddy bear? but the heart melting gushy feels… of the possibilities for fluffs!-🫰🏻🧚🏻‍♀️

asking to be your valentine,⠀⠀౨ৎ⠀⠀keanuverse. fem reader.⠀/⠀cw. tooth-rotting fluff!

john constantine. he definitely gives me "valentine's is a just a holiday that makes couples feel bad for not—" blah blah blah excuses. so at first he's lowkey confused when you ask him. he comes home to see you greeting him with a teddy bear and gummy bears with a sticker on them that says "valentine, i “chews” you!".

"what is.. this?" he raises a brow, setting his suit jacket down on the chair. with furrowed brows, and a small frown— he looks at you like you have two heads. you just sit there grinning with a fluffy teddy and valentine themed gummies.

"i'm asking you to be my valentine!" you smile widely, enjoying the grumpy look on his face. he rolls his eyes, and his lip twitches as he resists a smile.

"i thought the guy was supposed to ask the girl," he asks blankly, walking up to you and your gifts. he picks up the teddy, examining it.

"that's a lot of valentine's days i'll be waiting then," you retort playfully, and john finally cracks a grin, pecking your lips. of course, he'll be your valentine! just in a totally nonchalant, not a big deal way (even though he secretly loves the effort you're putting in).

john wick. oh my god, he'd literally die from blushing so hard. he's normally a calm and reserved person— so when you come into his home office with a big bouquet of roses, his eyes widen. his cheeks flush red as you hand them to him, with one of those cheesy valentine's cards with a cupcake cartoon, labelled "you're my stud-muffin."

"stud muffin?" john smiles embarrassed as he reads the card. letting out a giggle, you sit down on his lap, and he leans back against his office chair, looking up at you with adoration in his eyes. "never heard that one before."

"i thought the 'will you brie my valentine?' with the little cheese card was a bit too on the nose," you tease, nuzzling your head on his shoulder. a hearty chuckle falls from his lips, and it makes your day to see him so relaxed.

"yeah, definitely," he replies jokingly, his hand resting on your hip.

send me your thirsts & thots!

#🫰🏻🧚‍♀️ anon.#keanu reeves x reader #keanu reeves imagine #john wick x reader #john constantine x reader #john wick imagine #john constantine imagine #*⠀john wick.#*⠀john constantine.

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teewritessmth · 6 months

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Sweet Tease

Niko Omilana x reader

Summary : You prank your boyfriend by not kissing him for 24 hours, but do you really win at the end?

Warnings : mentions of kissing, slightest bit of spice

Recently, the tiktok folk have been pranking their man by not kissing them for 24 hours, or simply ignoring kisses from their partners. You thought It'd be quite funny to try it on Niko since he's very big on physical touch.

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"Niko, can you please grab those mugs for me".

"Sure hun". He hands them to you and kisses your forehead, but you quickly move out of the way and start pouring coffee into them. Niko frowns, but doesn't think much of it.

You two have a lovely chat over coffee and he suggests you two watch a movie. "Love, you know I'm not good at choosing movies. Last time I chose American Psycho and it was NOT what I expected".

"Y/n it literally says in the name Psycho. Alright then, let's watch this". Niko puts an old classic on the screen and you get some snacks to munch with him.

It's been a while since you two have gotten to spend so much time together, so you lean back against him and relax. Niko hoists you up so that you're on his lap and rests his head on your shoulders, his arms wrapping around you.

In this moment of intimacy, Niko pulls you in for a kiss but is shocked when you put a gummy bear in his mouth.

You shoot him a sheepish grin, "These gummies are so good". You take two more and stuff it in his mouth. "Eat up big man".

Niko chews on the treat, wondering what the hell is going on today. He pats your hair and continues with the movie. He tries sneaking in a few kisses but was either greeted with more gummies or popcorn to his face.

Towards the end of your 'romantic escapade', Niko had enough. He tries to kiss you for the last time and when you make an excuse of wanting to go to the restroom, he picks you up and puts you on his shoulder, walking towards the bedroom.

"NIKO WHAT PUT ME DOWN U TREEMAN".

Niko sets you down on the bed and even before you can argue with him, he pins both your hands down to the bed using one of his hands and the other caresses your thighs and he kisses you.

"See, I finally get my way Mrs. Omilana" He whispers and tucks your hair away from your face.

Your face turns red hot as you realize the position you two are in. It's not like you've never done it with him, but that every single time seemed to be better than the last.

"I'm sorry I was playing a stupid prank on you". You laugh and place a kiss on his cheek.

"Not funny babe, it made me feel a little dumb".

"Well now you know how people feel on your channel". You break into a fit of laughter while Niko just smiles and lays down on the bed with you.

"Never a boring day with you in my life Y/n".

"Aww I love you too Nikolas".

"Shush I'm trynna be romantic".

#betasquad #betasquad x reader #niko omilana #sharky #chunkz #king kenny #ajshabeel #uk youtubers #niko omilana x reader #sharky x reader #aj shabeel x reader #king kenny x reader #chunkz x reader #ukyt

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hiwelcometothemonstersancturary · 18 days

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What are the characters favorite/least favorite food.

I'm sure they aren't picky after being starved for 10 years, but I'm sure that Angel said it was okay to dislike something

Oof, it's about time I answered this!

Poppy loves desserts, but brownies and cakes are her favorites. She detests dragon fruit – so pretty, and it tastes like that? Horrendous!

Huggy has a hard time eating salads in general thanks to his teeth and poor control over his movements. Loves gummy bears, though! They're SUPER squishy and nice to munch on.

Kissy doesn't like eating meat or anything crunchy, as it reminds her too much of what she had to eat at Playtime Co. She however loves soups since the day Angel first made one, which was two nights after the rescue!

Mommy Long Legs loves spicy food. She's tearing up and her mouth feels like burning but she WILL keep on eating whatever spicy food there is until it's all over. Also really likes pumpkins! But please don't let her even near beets. She thinks it tastes like dirt. Also doesn't like overly sweet things.

DogDay, unlike MLL, has a huge sweet tooth and can and WILL eat anything sweet he gets his hands on. He likes chocolate the most! Hates having to eat anything spicy, as well as fried foods because his hands always feel icky afterwards.

CatNap takes a long time before he finds any preferences, because to him food is food, but he does love sushi and fish in general. He avoids eating anything that isn't dry and he can hold in his hands at first because he can't move his hands very well, but after some months of training he stops avoiding. Has no food he refuses to eat or dislikes.

Picky Piggy goes vegan. She can't even smell meat for the first few months without risking a panic attack! Loves anything that has potatoes in it though, it's always a 10/10 to her.

Bubba loves curry. He doesn't know why, but it sure makes him happy! Hates beans in general, though, because he always eats them on groups of 4 and he has to make some mental math in order to see if he should add more or not.

Kickin likes pastel. Angel managed to make some and told him it's a brazilian food. Kickin fell in love and can't get enough of it. Also really likes sushi! Hates spicy food and plates that are just green. Spicy because of sensory overload, green because he likes more variety.

Craftycorn LOVES pie, it's the best food ever to her. Hates anything that takes too much work for her to chew or cut because it reminds her a bit of how things were back at the factory.

Bobby Bearhug loves bacon and eggs. And just eggs in general. Also salad. salad with eggs added is something she adores, girl can't get enough. Just please don't ask her to eat fish, she hates those!

Hoppy loves corn and burguers in general. She's stimming everytime she has the opportunity to do so. Hates soup though.

Miss Delight avoids meat in general, but doesn't refuse to eat it. She loves jelly though! She thinks it looks and tastes SO good, she's stimming every time she can eat one, much like how Hoppy is with her food.

Boxy Boo still likes meat, but is horrified at the things Picky makes that LOOK like meat but AREN'T. He feels like a fool, staring at her in disbelief while Hoppy is laughing her ass off.

Bunzo Bunny isn't allowed to be alone near corn or candy anymore because he can and will eat even if not hungry. Ironically doesn't like carrots at all.

PJ Pug-a-Pillar loves cooked veggies and is often following Picky around when she's cooking. He doesn't like chocolate, though.

Angel loves cooked veggies and pasta. They're used to making them because it was easy to do and super tasty, but after becoming a parent it's just comfort instead of "I have no energy to do more" food. Also hates dragon fruit, same reasons as Poppy.

Prototype, like Bubba, LOVES curry. Doesn't have a least favorite food though!

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whysojiminimnida · 1 year

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Remember When I Said Taehyung Might Not Be As Gay As We Thought?

Don't judge a man by his milfy wardrobe, he looks goooood.

It was... awhile ago. Maybe as far back as 2021 although I do not feel like link-searching it. It's in the archives if I didn't kill it.

Granted, there was a lot going on, then. There's still a lot going on and until now I had no desire to ever - EVER - return to this hellsite. Because Taekookers are fucking weird, yo. And some of y'all got a lil bit up in my shit too as I (fuzzily) recall. Which: it's whatever. I'm extremely unsocial, don't even answer my own DMs. And it's not personal, so I get it. I don't need or want to defend myself, but I will protect people I care about. With my absence, if necessary.

OT: I also totally kicked the big C while I've been out so that was nice. Yoongi the cat is pleased that his noms will continue uninterrupted. I will be in wigs for at least another year. It's all good. Oh LOOK at what we have here. Don't come at me for publishing this, I will explain.

I got it from actual media days ago, okay, and also: there was no expectation of real privacy. Keep reading. Or don't, I'm not telling you what to do.

ANYWAY. I had to come back, mainly to say TAENNIE IS REAL I TOLD Y'ALL IDK WHY NOBODY EVER BELIEVES ME BUT HERE WE ARE. I'm gloating. Honestly, it's so rude, I'd apologize if I cared. But I am rude and snorfling into my cheerios about this. Tae just made me so damn happy, is all.

LET THE MAN BE BI OR HETEROFLEXIBLE OR EVEN STRAIGHT IDC. Jennie clearly makes him happy. Look at his "I'm going to Paris to see my girlfriend" face!

And in that very specific jewelry look, no less. Foundrae. Again. Still. Hm.

Here's what I can tell you based on my limited third hand no sources no receipts this is probably utter bullshit usual disclaimer: It's a soft open, kids. This whole "oopsie we just so happened to get caught taking a lil walk in public with our managers in tow during which date at least one of us signed several autographs, what a surprise" is in fact a soft open for what will likely be a public confirmation PRETTY DAMN SOON. It might happen before I get this thing published, actually, depending on when I get it up. If it's before May 22 at noon my time, no idea. If after, well. Guess we'll see. Jennie's supposed to show up at the screening of HBO's The Idol that day, screening at the Grand Lumiere at 10:30 CEST. One wonders if she will arrive alone, or bring a plus one. It's a big ask, and if he does it they're probably getting married, that's how big a deal it would be. So I'm not holding my breath, but.

This seems like a reasonable prospect for a plus-one viewing. Might not be the only one but... Jennie's IN IT so.

I'M NOT SAYING THIS IS GONNA HAPPEN. I think it would be a fucking POWER move if it did, but I also do not necessarily expect that it will. It COULD. It... MIGHT. It might not. Either way they're a thing, I'm telling you. They are, have been, a thing. For awhile. And it is apparently quite serious - like up to and including talk of engagement serious.

Remember when a bunch of folk thought that one gummy bear dude was going to jail for "hacking" Jennie's phone only there's been no actual movement on any "investigation"? Yeah. Trickle truthing, they call it. Give 'em a little bit, let them deny it and yell and chew on it for awhile before you give 'em a little more. But c'mon, nobody's wearing half the love-themed couple pieces at Foundrae for no damn reason.

Seriously they got the whole collection almost and both have been seen wearing them almost exclusively. For a year.See airport pic above.

Look, I don't have inside info on Taehyung. I do not. I ain't hang with his friends and I don't know him personally. Never met the guy. But I know a PR move when I see one and this is exactly that.

We all know how toxic stan culture can be. Some ToadlicKKers (and a few of us house elves) are certifiably bonkers, if stan twitter is anything to go by. And the guys, the company, they expect a whole meltdown. They know this is not gonna make half their fans happy. I mean the tkkers have a point in that it looks like they wanted to be seen. BECAUSE IT'S A SOFT OPEN. What Taejen/Taennie/Jenhyung and the companies also know is that based on historic shipper behavior, this is gonna come back on Jimin, Jungkook, maybe Rose' and Lisa. And by extension, the other members. Maybe not as much due to their respective distance, but still. I bet by the time I finish this it will have already started.

Oh look there it is. Fuck those bitches, really.

Good LORDT. I'm not adding the audio, if y'all are that hungry for psycho hose beast Jimin hate hie thee to stan twt.

But, totally off-topic kinda...

... wouldn't it be cool if Jennie, who speaks great English, was hanging out with Troye Sivan and was like "so you know my boyfriend tells me that his bffs..." I'M JUST SAYING NETWORKING IS COOL AND FRIENDS OF FRIENDS GET THINGS DONE OKAY.

You know that girl has the scoop. If Tae knows it, she knows it. Oh heeeeyyy Troye.

Also OT: I love that Taekook have been hanging out a little more lately. It's refreshing. I genuinely think having Jennie in his life has been good for Tae in several ways. And you know, I'm kinda surprised Taennie has lasted this long. I didn't honestly think they would. It warms my decrepit, sad old heart a bit. Turns out I have a lot more to say so IDK IDK, if I feel okay about it I might be back. Right now I'm just waiting for the official Taennie nod and the continued total meltdown.

#oh shit here we go again #taennie #stan twt #cannes #taehyung #kim taehyung #jennie #meanwhile the jeon parks continue unabated but that's another thing #tae in paris #random troye sivan #cannes 2023 #yoongi the cat not the man #why the hell am i even here

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prajjna · 6 months

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your Engie looks so edible. like a gummy bear. he's a chew toy. he's in my teeth. i'm thrasing him around and tearing him up

oh no spit him out

#ask

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endlich-allein · 10 months

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QUICK, I'M DESPERATE! SHARE A FACT (or two) THAT YOU FIND INTERESTING ABOUT TILL THAT YOU THINK PEOPLE DON'T TALK ABOUT ENOUGH!

FAILURE TO DO SO WILL LEAD TO MY DEATH...or well...not death, but at the very least gentle disappointment....

THANKS!

OKAY !!! HERE ARE A FEW ANECDOTES I LIKE ABOUT TILL. THERE ARE PLENTY OF OTHERS, BUT THESE ARE THE FIRST THAT CAME TO MY MIND :

— Till loves SMALL dogs. He loves animals, we know that, and he's already had dogs of all sizes. But he loves small dogs, very small dogs. A man built like a refrigerator who loves small dogs, that's a strange image... ;

— Till spent all the money he received after the Fall of the Wall on gummy bears. He loves sweets, has a sweet tooth and you can sometimes bump into him in candy stores ;

— Till loves parties, but it's been reported several times that he's not very comfortable when he's the center of attention. For example, for his 20th birthday he organized a party and didn't want his parents to be there. The party was in full swing when Werner decided to drop by to see if the house was still standing. He found his son, sitting alone in a corner with a sad expression on his face and a bottle of vodka ;

— Till had written a great many poems (some say over 5,000, but I don't have the source) before someone discovered that he wrote ;

— Till had a very sweet nickname: Donuts. Richard had nicknamed him Donuts because Till kept asking him to make him donuts, and as the ingredients were expensive, they kept stealing them ;

— Till loves Christmas time. What's more, it's a chance for him to show off his kleptomaniac skills by stealing Christmas trees in the forest ;

— Till and Flake have had many adventures together, including once at an awards ceremony, when a celebrity and his five bodyguards attacked our two Rammboys. This resulted in a fight, 2 against 5, and of course they lost and were kicked out. Actually, it was more like 1 vs. 5, as Flake yelled at them to stop beating Till and go after him instead...;

— One day, while babysitting his grandson, Till was shopping and flirting with a cashier, but his grandson wanted chewing gum and kept asking for it: "Grandpa, I want chewing gum". Till was a little embarrassed ;

— Till has a long scar (among many others) on his left forearm because once, when he was young, he tried to open a tin can without a can opener but with a knife because he was so hungry ;

— Till and the Rammstein boys were very poor when Rammstein started. They recall in 2004 :

"Flake : Do you remember how we stole ducks in the village? We knew that they were fed corn flour, so the gizzards were cooked with corn, it worked very well.

Till : It's true, yes! When Rammstein began, we lived, as in prehistoric times. Next to our house was a railway line.. At dawn we went out to collect corpses of animals left from the night train: the train always kills two or three animals, it is only necessary to find them. These we also ate . Well, not only them, of course. We also caught fish in a trap. It’s much easier to concentrate on music when you are not worrying about where to find money for dinner."

I HOPE YOU WON'T BE DISAPPOINTED AND STOP YELLING AT ME 🤣

#anon asks

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katiekatdragon27 · 7 months

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[TW FOR EYESTRAIN]

Oooooo villian Chocolate Bar ooooooooo~

This was supposed to be a simple doodle what happened 💀?

Meet the big bad of my Superhero AU. Just imagine Titan from Megamind but he was always malicious and controlling to begin with (and he actually has a wife and isn’t a massive incel).

Progress pieces and lore under cut:

Since I'm still working out this part of the AU, I'll just provide some vague stuff to chew on.

Choclate Bar was just some guy who on one really liked. He didn't really have a good personality either, but he did want to be liked. Somehow, he found out about a powerful piece of alien tech in its testing phase and decided to take it for himself. Long story short, the tech corrupted his mind a ton, leading to him kidnaping some of the scientists (the Gummy Bears and English Muffin) and the alien whose power was in the device (Click). Then, he gaslights a fellow criminal with future vision and mind-reading (Moonstone) into working for him or he'd kill their "close friend" (Diary). Then he helped a failing celebrity (Cracker) back on his feet with artificial super powers and a new fit in exchange for all his monetary gain and loyalty.

Overall, CB’s a manipulative piece of shit who kidnaps and gaslights people lol. What a guy, but his wife's sorta hates him now as a result </3.

He is the boyfailure of all time I'm sure nothing bad happens to him ever. Also the lyrics are from Will Wood's 2econd 2ight 2eer (that was fun, goodbye.). It's a great song please listen to it, it's basically his whole character.

Have a nice day fellas, I have homework to do :)

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saatorubby · 2 years

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Hiiii I saw that requests were open so here !

Of course If you can't do it for any reason it's totally fine !! :D Also if there is anything wrong with this request (details, grammar, ect..), i am very sorry.

I wanted to request Father Figure!Divus Crewel x reader who's personality is like Jake Peralta from Brooklyne 99 ? If you don't know about this character, tbh you can just watch a little Jake Peralta compilation on YouTube and you can pretty much gather what his personality is like :')

Again if I'm saying anything wrong I'm very sorry !!

Hope you're alright, I'm a new follower and really excited to see your future work ! It's great keep it up !!!! <3

Hi! your english is perfect don't worry about it. I watched a few compilations for Jake Peralta and can I just say that the guy is hilarious like so many incorrect quotes we see are from him. And, of course, thank you for the follow.

Request: Jake peralta (from Brooklyn 99) like Mc with dad!divus crewel

A/n: so I tried but I'm not sure if it's good. It's the first time I've done character!like mc so forgive me if it's not very good.

Pairings: divus crewel x reader (platonic)

Warnings: mentions of bleeding, crack, gn!reader

Your ability to fuck shit up amazes him sometimes. But it's a very organised mess, the mess that can be cleaned out.

Divus is always after you for messing up everything. But surprisingly you can be smart when you need to be- nevermind he said that.

"That's right! That's me, he called me smart, suck it suckers!"

"Please pup, stop."

You burst his veins sometimes by how worried he gets after you do some stupid shit no wonder you're friends with ace and deuce.

He can be a bit of a worry wart but when you sincerely apologise to him and give him a smile he swears his heart melts.

Divus was amazed at even when you're like that, you always manage to get the job done.

You do surprising amount of weed jokes but he lets them slides sometimes, other times he chews you out.

Healthy breakfast you said. That's pure sugar! Don't you dare eat tha- nevermind you did. Well now he surrendered you to vargas for an afternoon.

"Fine. But in protest, I'm walking there extremely slow."

When you got hurt during viper's overblot, he was so worried. His puppy was all alone in the school all alone and he couldn't even get to you. He flew to school as fast as he could.

He was worriedly checking over you but then you said the stupidest shit he has ever heard coming out of your mouth.

"It's fine! The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be! :)"

He just looked at you for a moment in disbelief and that was the moment he decided to give up on you.

Divus hates your diet. He always encourages you to eat healthily but when you consume things like gummy bears, fruit roll-ups and blue drinks of all things he just looks at you with the most disappointment you've ever seen him.

So all in all you may be a bit of dumb of an ass but you're his dumb of an ass.

#twisted wonderland #twst #divus crewel #twst divus crewel #divus crewel x reader #dad!divus crewel #platonic!twst x reader #gn!reader #divus crewel x gn!reader #twst headcanons #twst eng #twst disney #disney's twisted wonderland #twst x reader

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jazzytrait · 1 year

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So... Emilee needs to put herself out there more. She did what most people do in a new town: she got an app. Basically... I WANT YOUR SIMS. More info below the cut.

Now, I know a lot of people gameify these things like reality shows. I don't watch reality shows... so I have NOT ONE SINGLE IDEA of how that works. Sorry.

Still, we can have fun doing this the old fashioned way. What will happen: 1. I'll load all the potential matches into the game and stick them all on a single lot in the neighborhood. (sucks to be them) 2. One at a time, I'll have them go one dates with Emilee. 3. We'll check their first impressions and see how they get on. (There will be no selfie with interactions - that's basically cheating.) 4. If it goes well, they'll get a second date. 5. Whoever has the highest combined relationship (friendly + romantic) at the end of 3 dates, will get to start dating her officially. 6. Aging will be temporarily turned off so we can get this done properly. About Emilee: 1. Favorite Movie: Get Him to the Greek 2. Favorite Radio Stations: Blues, Spooky and Alternative 3. Favorite TV Show: Community 4. Likes: extreme sports, the smell of fresh laundry, street food, the sound of snow crunching beneath her feet, mystery novels, sketching, painting, snowboarding, rock climbing, hiking, cooking 5. Dislikes: rom coms, slugs, people who chew with their mouth open, wet socks, gummy bears 6. Goals: Enjoy life to the fullest. She's not entirely sure if she wants a family just yet. She's got too much to do before she adds kids to the mix. 7. Career: Freelance artist / Yoga instructor

What Emilee is looking for: 1. Can have cc (please include with files) - Maxis Match or Maxis Mix 2. Male or Masc Female young adults only 3. Any traits 4. I may make tiny adjustments to fit my defaults and preferences. 5. I'm only accepting up to 8 sims (because more than that is just too much.)

How to apply: Tag me in a post with your sims' picture and info. I'd like to know: 1. traits 2. zodiac (for the lols) 3. short backstory 4. skills, likes/dislikes 5. hobbies 6. short "About Me", etc. Once I have all the sims for the dating to start, I'll make a big post with all their Simdr profiles based on the info you give.

Entrants: 1. Leonardo "Dodo" Harper by @akitasimblr 2. Arati Narang by @m0ckest 3. Devon Hearn by @challengedsimmer 4. Isaac Flores by @sweetestsimvotion 5. Sloane Huxley by @piinkplumbob 6. Cyrus Huxley by @piinkplumbob 7. Omar Murphy by @simsinfinitylt 8. Cassandra by @wastelandwhisperer

#simblr #ts4 #sims 4 #the sims 4 #ts4 simblr #marsters legacy #luxelattesims legacy #the sims 4 legacy #ts4 legacy #sims 4 legacy #emilee's simdr

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newobsessioneveryweek · 8 months

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Heeeey

so I have never written a complete fanfiction for TOA

And I have some ideas for angst but one persistent thought keeps demanding to written first

This thought comes courtesy of my dear sister and my many stoner friends. (Like seriously, I am friends with a staggering amount of stoners).

You see where this is going, don't you?

Anyway, since I don't smoke the green stuff myself, I asked my sister to give me her best rundown of how it feels to be high and what the experience is like- especially how it feels to get high by accident.

Again, you see where this is going?

I'm writing this because I have 2 ideas for how I want this fic to go. I would like you guys to help me choose. Here's a brief summary of both. There's a poll at the end of this post. Feel free to share your thoughts as well if you feel like it☀️

Both of these are going to be built on the same premise: Travis comes back from college and brings along with him a pack of edibles. Here where I live smoking weed is legal and I'm not exactly sure what the situation is like in the US but I'm gonna assume that college students are not strangers to Mary Jane. Also, this is my fic and I can do what I want.

Anyhow, Travis brings back weed (in gummy form), probably hoping to share, probably not, but long story short it winds up in a packed bag lunch, the person having packed said lunch thinking it was an ordinary bag of gummy bears.

This lunch was packed for none other than Will, who has been working so diligently at the infirmary that he won't even take the time off to go have lunch with the rest of camp.

So on this particular day Apollo visits camp and decides to help Will at the infirmary. When lunch time rolls around and Will sits down for a small break to eat he sees the gummies. In this fic Will isn't a sweet tooth and tells Apollo "I don't really like candy, do you want these?" and Apollo goes "only a mad person turns down gummy bears" and gratefully takes them.

And this is where the plots diverge.

Option 1:

Will assures Apollo that he can handle the rest of the work and dismisses him, telling him to go have fun with the rest of his kids. He leaves, munching on the gummies as he makes his way to the dining pavilion. Enter Travis and Connor (who Travis enlisted to help him find his missing weed).

They intercept Apollo on his way to the pavilion, asking where on earth he got those gummies. He tells them Will gave them to him. The brothers stare at each other in horror then ask him how much he ate of it. Apollo doesn't answer immediately. He just asks "why?" nervously, holding the packet close to his chest as if they were going to snatch it. They do, and then realise that there is only. One. Gummy. Left. Of a pack of 10. Oh dear.

For reference:

2 gummies MAX! This dude at FOUR TIMES THAT +1

Anyway, here's a little dialogue:

Travis: Apollo, where did you get that?

Apollo, still chewing his 9th gummy bear: from Will. Why, did you want some?

Travis, eye twitching, ignoring the question: Where did *Will* get it from?

Apollo: uhm, I think Nico?

Apollo, getting fidgety now: were these yours? Sorry, I didn't know, I wouldn't have eaten them if I'd known.

Connor: Them?

Travis and Connor share a look of horror

Travis: how much of that did you eat?

Apollo, visibly nervous: ...why?

Connor, grabbing the package and looking inside: ...oh no... There's only one left.

Travis: ...shit

Apollo, sweating, looking between them with a mix of horror and annoyance: I'm guessing this is bad.

Option 2, a lil more angsty ngl:

The second option, as I said, stems from the same beginning: Will gives his dad the sweets and excuses him from helping out at the infirmary. But this time Travis, Connor, and Will find Apollo when he's already high as a kite, laying on his back among the strawberries, claiming he can taste sounds or something like that.

Travis has been looking high and low for the goods ever since he lost them and has been trying to inconspicuously ask other campers if they've seen it without revealing what they actually are or why he wants them back so badly if it's just a pack of gummy bears. About an hour or two after lunch Will gets off work and the Stoll brothers ask him if he's seen a totally innocuous bag of gummy bears recently and he says yes, he just gave a bag of gummies to Apollo about 2 hours ago.

He asks what brand they were, he says he doesn't know but describes the packaging. Travis confirms that this is indeed the bag he's looking for and that if Apollo ate them then that's very bad. Will is curious and asks about it and Travis reluctantly admits the nature of these particular candies.

So they look for Apollo, enlisting the help of the other (mostly age appropriate) cabin 7 kids, and eventually find him in the aforementioned position, lying in the strawberry fields muttering nonsense to himself and giggling at his own jokes.

Travis insists they take him to the infirmary. Will doesn't question it and they try to lead Apollo to the camp without giving away his current state. This goes terribly. The minute he stands up he staggers, doubles over and throws up. And it just gets worse from there.

Here's a little dialogue:

Travis, effectively deducing just how much Apollo has eaten: oh gods, he has greenies.

Will, horrified by what he's seeing: "greenies"? What the hell are "greenies"?

Connor: *is*

Travis, gesturing at Apollo who is miserably dry heaving: *this* is greenies.

Will, patting Apollo's back like a good son: I'm still confused.

Travis: greenies is a state of being so high out of your fucking mind that you can't function.

Will, obviously distressed: how long does it last?

Travis: typically a few hours. For Apollo it should be less since, you know, he's a god. He'll be fine though, after a while. Just try to get him to sleep it off.

(I should clarify that greenies can make you hyper paranoid and anxious so in either scenario Apollo's gonna have a bad time. But it'll be funny too. Gotta have fun with this prompt, especially since I have first hand experience with taking care of my friend who gets absolutely ridiculously silly when she smokes outdoor XD it's gonna be vibes on top of the agony)

So yeah, those are my little thoughts.

#apollo toa #toa apollo #toa #trials of apollo #trialsofapollo #the trials of apollo #will solace #nico di angelo #travis stoll #connor stoll #I love this fandom #I cant believe ive never written for it #But i will!!

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dirtytransmasc · 2 years

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What do think the ghostie boys’s favorite candies would be?

so, I'm gonna do modern candies cause I don't know much about the 70s candy era.

Vance is the easiest in my opinion, anything vaguely spicy/cinnamon flavored. so hot tamales, red hots, cinnamon jolly ranchers that sort of stuff. I don't think he's a chocolate person all that much, he likes a little here and there, but normally it's too overpowering for him. I think he likes the fluffy gummies like the sharks, cuss ether glassic clear gummies can be a little too chewy for him (he has sensitive teeth, cause I said so)

Griffin likes sweet and sour stuff so think Mike an Ike's, sour patch kids, sour gummies. again not the biggest chocolate fan, lesser so then even Vance.

Finney likes classics, he gives me the vibes of someone who has an old man taste in candy. so the regular gummy bears, taffy's, twizzlers, chocolate bars. he really likes butterfingers and kit Kats. just the tamer more original stuff.

Bruce is kinda everywhere, he likes hard candies, he likes something he can just pop in his mouth and suck in for a while. so he'll eat sweet, sour, spicy. if he can find harder chocolate candies (like chocolate blow pops) he'll take those no problem. he also eats a lot of gum, definitely the biggest gum person in the group, and he has a gazillion different packs of all different brands and flavours for all different occasions.

robin likes chocolate, probably the most. he will steal stuff from any of the bigs cause he doesn't necessarily dislike anything. he mostly steals from Vance, claiming he has the best taste in candy (he loves Finney dearly, but his taste in candy is kinda crap), but also cause he does like spicer candy's. he also likes Mexican styled chocolate, now my white ass doesn't know much about it but I've had mexican style chocolate made with both cinnamon and chilli powder and I think it would be right up his alley (I tried finding a specific name for it and couldn't, but if someone knows please leave it in the comments so I can edit this with the right name).

lastly Billy, I don't think he has a major sweet tooth, he's more of a savory type of person, so he sticks to butterfingers, caramels, and peanut butter based candies. definitely chews a lot of gum though, and he loves crunch and munch.

bonus: gwenny likes sweet hard candies, but she just chews straight through them. so think any sort of sucker candies (that's what I've been raised calling them, they normally look like big pills or cough drops, and they come in a couple dozen flavors), lollipops, stuff like that.

#the black phone #vance hopper #bruce yamada #finney blake #griffin stagg #robin arellano #billy showalter #gwen blake

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zz-chikorita · 1 year

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I love your Jolly Rogers series! I was wondering, what are everyones' favourite junkfood in your series? Guzma, Leon, Plumeria, anyone else you wanna mention- is anyone super into chocolate, or sour candy, or gummy worms or something like that?

I'm glad you like the story! It brings me so much joy to know others are invested in it, too!

This is a fun ask! Let me think...

Guzma definitely has a sweet tooth, specifically for chocolate (which would make sense since he loves hot cocoa). He hoards a lot of snacks in his room, mostly out of habit since he'd cache food when he was younger in case his dad decided to just not feed him for a few days. Anyways, chocolate is by far his favorite treat and I think 3 musketeers and KitKats are his favorite. For hoarding purposes, he'd tend to keep M&Ms since they're less likely to get squished and melted.

Plumeria really loves gummies. Any kind is good, but those sour watermelon gummies? That's the good shit. She also likes the tropical flavored gummies and would be into hi-chew and mamba. Something she can just pop in and suck on/chew while working or reading.

Leon is a salty snacker. He likes crisps and cheese wotsits (chips and cheeto-like snacks, for the Unovans out there). Guinness crisps specifically are one of his favorites. Since he arrived in Alola, he found a new snack! He's not sure if he's seen them in Galar before, but he bought himself a bag of Takis and loved it. He's just a little obsessed and has consumed definitely not an unhealthy amount of them since he got there.

More characters under cut:

Hop likes crisps like his brother.

Moon likes slushes, popsicles, shaved ice, anything cold and icy basically.

Do I really have to say what Hau's favorite is?

Gladion doesn't eat junk food. Or so he says. He loves gummy bears.

A. and B. like Doritos. They argue whether nacho cheese or cool ranch is better.

Kalani likes some classic spam musubi, but he also has a sweet tooth for ice cream.

Molayne's favorite are marshmallow rice krispie treats.

Golisopod has the bad habit of snacking on whatever his trainer happens to have. Buttered popcorn is his favorite.

#ask and ye shall receive #ask zz c #what with the hcs an such #guzma #plumeria #pokemon leon #this was a fun one to think about!

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rickyschicky · 2 years

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💗Pink Bunny🐰

Warnings: bf!Ivan x gf!reader, tooth rotting fluff, brief moment of crying, use of king and real names interchangeably, former member mentioned, gentle kissing, use of pet name (honey)

King/Name:

-Dann/Seungbo

-Arthur/Yunho

-Mujin/Sungho

-Louis/Dongsik

-Ivan/Yoosung

-Jahan/Jihun

-Chiwoo/Seungjun

A/N: Yes, this is totally self-indulgent but after I saw Ivan perform with his new pink hair, I cried my eyes out remembering his pink hair pre-debut with the 8 Letters cover they did. I had to write this for my own sanity, so I hope you enjoy my emotional drabble that was TOTALLY not written at 3-4am... Feedback is always appreciated!!!♡

Looking at the tall idol in front of you, nothing could stop the gentle tears streaking down from your cheeks with light sniffles following behind. The panic on his face was so endearing and priceless in the moment. You couldn't hide the small giggle that escaped your quivering lips, making him worry even more.

"Honey, why are you crying?! D-does it not look good, i-is it that bad?" Yoosung quickly grabs your upper arms and pulls you closer, eyes darting all across your face with extreme worry.

This only caused you to cup his cheeks and press a gentle, soothing kiss to his. You could quickly feel his tense muscles relax as his hold on you loosens. Pulling away you quickly give a warm smile to your boyfriend, feeling Deja vu wash over you in the blink of an eye.

"Y/N! Look at me, my hair is really bright now!" Yoosung bounces over as soon as he spots you walking into the studio where their first official profile photos for Kingdom were going to be taken. His smile was bright, and the makeup was done beautifully, but the one thing that stood out was his bright pink hair. "Doesn't it look pretty? I'm so nervous for Kingmaker to see it..." He suddenly voices aloud.

"Nonsense, it looks so adorable on you. Just didn't think the corrupted King Ivan would sport bubble gummy pink hair." You tease, ruffling it totally forgetting he was getting pictures done soon. A stylist comes over and gently scolds you before fixing it. "I love it, this is going to be the start of your dream! You will be an Idol Yoosunggie!"

He beams a bright smile and giggles nervously, "Are you staying for the cover we worked on? I wanted to surprise you with it since we are going to film it for Kingmaker! It was our final evaluation song." He fiddles with his fingers nervously, praying you would have time since they really worked hard after such harsh criticism.

"Of course, I am! I was going to hang out at the dorm and help cook tonight, remember? Do you really trust Dongsik and Seungjun in the kitchen?" You scowl, chewing your lip nervously. Yoosung laughs, shaking his head in agreement that indeed, it was a terrible idea.

Soon enough Seungbo called everyone over to start the photo shoot. The group shots breezed by fairly quick with exellent and before you know it, it was time to hear your boyfriend sing with his group before they continued with solo shots. This would be the first time you got to actually hear him do anything with Kingdom. He was not at all confident in his skills in dancing, so you never saw him practice around you. He would sing for you all the time, loving to watch you smile and praise him for his high notes when he would belt out songs in karaoke for you. Yet he refused to show you anything he did with the group, excuses left and right. Now as you watch him focus on recording the cover with his members, you understand he wanted to make you proud and surprise you. He wanted to show you he was a king.

Once they got the okay for the recording, they disperse and you head straight for Ivan, wide smile as you tackle him from behind in a bear hug. He stumbles but keeps his balance as Mujin laughs from the affection.

"You did so wonderful, Vannie! I've never heard you sing like that before. It's like the hair color gave you super vocals!" you tease, giving him loads of praise before you turn and compliment Mujin and Jahan who were next to him, "And I didn't know you two have vocals like that, especially you Jahan!" They shyly bow in thanks until Arthur calls the two over, leaving you alone with Ivan and grinning ear to ear.

"So, you really liked it honey?" Yoosung asks, his voice even cracking out of pure nervousness. His hands find purchase around your waist to tug you closer, taking the alone time to get more intimate without being teased by the cloud king, Chiwoo.

"Liked it? Ivan, I loved it! It was perfect, you all sounded wonderful. The snow king has the prettiest voice to me, though..." You coo, arms around his neck to pull him down for eskimo kisses. He laughs, embarrassed before he gently presses a kiss to each corner of your mouth before pressing them your lips. From that day, you were utterly in-love and the proudest person of King Ivan.

"No Ivan, it's perfect..."

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fox-buried-in-maple-leaves · 1 year

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Any soft OC asks you feel the mood to write for Kisa :3c (I swear I'll be back when I'm less busy working KFKDKFK)

Is your OC a hugger or do they not like that sort of affection? Do they initiate a hug or get roped into them?

It isn't that Kisa isn't a touchy person, its just sometimes he gets so distracted that being touched spooks him. But in general he runs warm so he's often sought out for hugs, which he doesn't mind! He tends to hug with his 'human' arm though cause hes afraid of squeezing too tight if he uses both arms.

Does your OC have any endearing qualities?

Kisa does what he says he'll do. That is both endearing and TERRIFYING but yk. But also he sticks his tongue out a lil when he concentrates and his ears will twitch and if that ain't endearing then idk.

How does your OC react to affectionate gestures?

"Oh aren't you a sweetheart!" with a bit of a suspicious tone if he isn't particularly close to the person. "Thank you.. This means a lot to me." when its somebody he's closer to.

Forehead kisses or hand kisses?

BOTH! Kisa Giraldo is a gentleman.

Do they like oversized jumpers?

Depends. He's so fashion forward and for what.. Let yourself be comfy Kisa!

What calms they down most when they're anxious?

Knitting. Or sketching..

What makes them blush?

Not very much. Touch his collarbones tho.

What Disney/musical song do you most associate with them?

Dude idk this one and the next one always get me stuck.. Borrowed Time from the Death Note Musical maybe?

Specifically: "So tie me up and try to break me You will never change my mind I'd rather die then let you make me betray him The years roll on with or without me I'm already gone cause I'm living on borrowed time." + "I'm cheating death with every breath And every song and every sigh With every day that I don't die Is borrowed time!"

Animated Fancast?

Kisa has such a specific voice in my head I haven't found it yet..

Your OC is surrounded by puppies/kittens/ducklings. What do they do?

pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet... and "hey don't chew on that wire-"

Do they talk to their pets?

He doesn't have any, but he would if he did.

What's a childhood memory they cherish most?

Stealing a cake from this local bakery and having a picnic in the woods with his best friend. Things were simpler, not easier, but simpler then.

Are they a romantic at heart?

Not really, a lot of it is an act. But doesn't make him any less loving.

What's the most touching gift they've ever received?

His Vision.

What's their favourite item of clothing?

So Lucille got him this gift one time- ;P

What's their most treasured possessions?

Again, his Vision. But Kisa also has a framed photograph of when Razvedka was first formed. He keeps it with him.

Do they have a comfort food? Who makes it best?

vegan ajiaco soup! honestly he gets decord to make it for him.. shh

How do they cheer up a friend when they're down?

Oh Kisa will just TALK and TALK and TAAAAAALK. can't be sad with that loud ass fast paced voice of him.

What's a guilty pleasure of theirs?

Gummy bears... ):

Is your character a bookworm?

No lol

Does your character have a particular sweet/candy they love?

Modern? sour patch kids, iirc they're vegetarian? but he doesn't eat a lot of candies or traditional sweets in canon. He loves fruity desserts though.

Who knows how they like their tea/coffee/(insert drink) best?

Galin and Inessa know his coffee and tea order the best. Lucille probably knows his favourite hot chocolate recipe though.

Do they like to have a lie in or do rise early?

Lies in lol.. Most Razvedka members don't get up before noon - 1500. He's usually awake by ten but doesn't get up until 11 or so.

Does your OC wrap themselves into a burrito to sleep or do they get tangled in the sheets?

if he forgets to take his arm off kisa will wake up fully tangled in the sheets, if he remembers to take it off he's usually pretty still in his sleep.

Does your OC like to cuddle their significant other when they sleep? If so, who is the little spoon? Would they admit it if asked?

YES, HE LOVES CUDDLES. again, pls remind him to take his arm off though. he'll be the little spoon or big spoon depending on what Luci is feeling, but they do have to sleep a certain way if he's the big spoon for uh.. obvious reasons. lmao.

#⋆｡°✩ Kisa #From The Fate ; Roc #☾*✲⋆. Essence of Myrrh

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mimisempai · 1 year

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Nothing sweeter than you

Summary

Greg and Mycroft are having a quiet evening on their couch until a bag of Goldbears gummy comes to disturb their peace.

Notes

Just because they’re sweet…

On Ao3

Rating G - 322 words

They were having a quiet evening, snuggled together in front of the television, when suddenly Mycroft let out an exasperated sigh, "Greg! What are you chewing on tonight, it's getting really annoying!"

Greg held up a Goldbear candy before tossing it into his mouth, "I'm finishing a bag of Goldbear candy that my niece left here. It would be a shame if it got lost."

Mycroft rolled his eyes, "It's candy, it's not like the expiration date is tomorrow."

Greg chuckled and replied, "Oh come on Mycroft, don't be a party pooper. Here, have one, sugar sweetens the mood."

He handed the small bag to Mycroft who grabbed a bear gum and popped it into his mouth. He started chewing and when he was done he shrugged, "Yes, it's not bad, but I think I need another one to improve my mood." Greg, still chewing, handed him the bag but Mycroft ignored him and grabbed Greg's wrist, pulling him towards him until his lover was sitting on his lap.

Taking Greg's face in his hands, Mycroft pressed his lips against Greg's, which parted in the usual welcoming way. Mycroft took the opportunity to slide his tongue into Greg's mouth and chased the candy, exploring every nook and cranny, ending with their tongues intertwined in a passionate, candy-tasting kiss that left them breathless.

When they pulled away to catch their breath, Mycroft licked Greg's lips one last time and said cheekily, "Hmm... you're right, I am in a much better mood now."

He ran his thumb over Greg's swollen lips and continued, "But I don't think the candy had much to do with it.

Greg stepped back a little, popped a piece of candy into his mouth and mischievously replied, "How about making your mood even better?" He slid the candy between his teeth and pulled it out of his mouth slightly, invitingly. Mycroft chuckled softly and didn't wait to enjoy the treat.

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Still not beta'd

Still not my native language

Still hoping you'll enjoy this story 🥰

Still thanking you for bearing with me 😝

Mystrade masterlist here

#mystrade #mycroft holmes #greg lestrade #mycroft x greg #some fluff as always #sherlock bbc #established relationship

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