#Incorrect Elisabeth Quotes
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Death: Hello, Elisabeth! It's me, your mental illness!
#Elisabeth das Musical#Smosh#Elisabeth the Musical#Death#Der Tod#Elisabeth#Empress Elisabeth#Empress Sisi#Empress Elisabeth of Austria#Incorrect Elisabeth Quotes#Incorrect Quotes#Isn't this basically the plot of the show?#I thought it was funny while I was getting dressed this morning#But I don't know how this exactly overlaps#Try Not To Laugh#Tommy Bowe#It's me your mental illness#Source: Smosh#Source: Try Not To Laugh#Source: Smosh Pit
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How do I even begin to explain Princess Leonor?
INCORRECT ROYAL QUOTES | 21ST CENTURY ROYALS (2000-2099) | 10x23: “Birthday interviews”
#leonor week 2023#day 7: free choice#incorrect royal quotes#2023#season 2023#october 2023#princess leonor#princess of asturias#princess ingrid alexandra#prince christian#princess estelle#princess elisabeth#princess catharina amalia#queen letizia#king felipe vi#infanta sofia#royaltyedit#spanish royal family#swedish royal family#danish royal family#norwegian royal family#dutch royal family#belgian royal family
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Elisabeth: So who's your favourite progeny?
Jonathan: Sean.
Elisabeth: You said that alarmingly quickly.
Jonathan: Because it didn't require thought.
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Rudolf: Wilhelm is a jerk.
Wiligut and Meissner: *Furiously scribbling*
Taaffe: *Vein bulges*
Tod: *Munching on popcorn*
Rudolf: I aim to be responsible for at least 50% of his grey hairs
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[Joyce started to cry]
George : *tired voice* Hey Joyie please mate shut up... *Cry louder* okay, don't hate me *points his wand at her* Silencio. *Whatch hopefully, she cry soundlessly*
Lili : Did she stopped crying already ? Waw that was qui- *stares at George* YOU DID NOT - YOU HEARTHLESS LAZY ASS-
George : It's not hurting her Lili stop KICKING ME-
Context : Lili is my OC from Elisabeth Alverton and Joyce are George and Lili's first born
#booklr#harry potter fanwork#my writing#harry potter#ao3#lmao#harry potter fanfiction#weasley twins#live laugh love george and lili#fred weasley#george weasley#elisabeth alverton#joyce weasley#you will love them I promise :)#Ih have to go to school rip#incorrect quotes#incorrect harry potter quotes
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Elsie, looking up from a menu: So, what are you going to get?
Ana, pointing at the menu: I was thinking crepes?
Elsie, gently: It’s crêpes, Ana.
Ana: Oh! Kkhps.
Elsie, trying not to laugh: No- crêpes.
Ana, with more feeling: KKGHPS!
#destiny 2#incorrect destiny quotes#elisabeth bray#exo stranger#anastasia bray#ana banana#elsie bae#cue elsie covering her face in embarrassment but giggling#i would've used carmin instead of elsie but i'm not sure what her personality is like and i didn't wanna be ooc with her ;w;#cw food
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Shen Woo: Lisa, truth or dare?
Elisabeth:… Dare.
Shen Woo: I dare you to order me a pizza.
Elisabeth: *sigh* Truth.
Shen Woo: *opens pizza delivery app* what’s your credit card number?
Elisabeth: …
Benimaru: *absolutely losing his shit*
#submission#incorrect quotes#shen woo#elisabeth blanctorche#benimaru nikaido#source: unknown#mod kyo#KRJHNFOIEWJLJEWOJFEWOJFEWO OH MY GOD??#queue
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How I imagine Jim and Elisabeth met:
Jim: I like this woman!
Elisabeth: That makes two of us. I like me, too!
#make no mistake she's smiling ear to ear#i speak#elisabeth shannon#jim shannon#terra nova#terra nova 2011#incorrect quotes#source: curse of king tut's tomb
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How John of Austrias friends and family react to him getting a girlfriend
Elisabeth Valois: OMG we just have to get together so we can meet her!
Alexander Farnese: Ahhh yeahh bro. Does she send nudes?
Duke of Alba: Do I look like I care?!
Ana Mendoza: I bet it’s because she looks like me
Don Carlos: HA! That’s gay!
Juana of Austria: What church does she go to?
Philip ii: I think it’s best I supervise all your dates so as to keep an eye out for any pre marital handholding
#John of Austria#Alexander Farnese#don Carlos#Juana of Austria#duke of Alba#philip ii#Philip ii of Spain#elisabeth de valois#elisabeth of valois#Isabel de Valois#princess of eboli#Ana mendoza#incorrect quotes#🤪
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Writer Asks
Tagged by @bluecatwriter
I think I've done this one before!! There's more questions this time, but this is an interesting blast to the past to see how I've changed.
1. How many works do you have on AO3?
59 works
2. What's your total ao3 word count?
300,805 words
3. What fandoms do you write for?
Right now, Dracula. In the past: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Jesus Christ Superstar, Sanders Sides, Castlevania, Elisabeth, etc.. If you fuse the fandoms that intersect it's about 18 fandoms.
4. What are your top five fics by kudos?
Orice (Dracula, Jonathan has A Time; unsurprising, it is my longest by far)
When Providence Favours Witches (Castlevania [specifically Netflixvania], Trevor gets adopted by Lisa; also not surprising, very popular fandom)
Lückenbüßer (TF2, Trans Scout talks to Ally Medic; shocker!! that's a single-chapter fic!!)
Pseudo-Asthma (JJBA: Battle Tendency, Joseph has a heart-to-heart with his mom; woah! that was only 3 chapters!!)
Bewitching (JJBA: Phantom Blood, Dio genderbend; of course, I can never escape it even if it is a hiatus fic)
5. Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?
Yeah, sometimes even if it is just to say "thank you!!" I like to talk about my writing a lot and comments are the place I get to go into detail about my thought process.
6. What's the fic you wrote that has the angstiest ending?
Vulture in Saviour's Robes, I had people yelling at me for this one (in a good way), so it's really no competition, huh.
7. What's the fic you wrote that has the happiest ending?
It's gotta be one of the one-shots iojegp. To suggest a less well-known one: A Pitiable Performance, J&H and Dorian Gray crossover, Utterson and Lanyon go to see a play and Sibyl Vane is the lead actress.
8. Do you get hate on fics?
Not much. Oh wait--- oijegpioerg trauma engaged. Orice got a LOT of hate at some point, someone in the fandom really wanted me dead so they rallied a bunch of people against me. My crimes were: 1. writing a Jonathan POV story 2. supposedly writing Renfield to be a bad guy. None of it reached my comment section thankfully, but when I found out I was very paranoid that someone would dox me over fanfiction.
9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?
For a period of time, I swear that was all I wrote iojgepri. My specialty is dom/sub with plenty of aftercare, though I've also written some dubious consent stuff. Silver Crystal Carousel (Dracula, John/athan dom/sub) is my most recent smutfic, it was so hard to get back into the dirty groove especially since I was writing in first person.
10. Do you write crossovers?
Yeah, but not much. I get plenty of ideas for crossovers, but they're pretty difficult to write.
11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?
Not to my knowledge.
12. Have you ever had a fic translated?
Yeah. I'd say lost and you'd say love was translated into Russian and posted on ficbook.
13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?
Same answer as before: Only one (The Apostles), and it was mostly a self-imposed research project with my friend. They did the research, and I wrote the incorrect quotes and a short Jedas one-shot.
14. What's your all-time favorite ship?
How could I possibly choose. If you go by fic count it's Jesus/Judas ijopegij. I'd say... JonMina and JonEri. I really like writing already established relationships.
15. What's a wip you want to finish, but don't think you ever will?
So many. So many of them. There's some that are barely started!!! To name one y'all will be familiar with: the continuation of An Odd Doctor.
16. What are your writing strengths?
I've been praised for my characterization a lot recently!! Specifically with VH in Orice, I've gotten a lot of compliments on his characterization being complex. I'm really happy about that.
17. What are your writing weaknesses?
Everything-- *gets shot* I don't know how to articulate!! Sometimes I get ideas and I try to write them, but it's all in pieces, and I don't know how to fix it into a fully-fledged narrative.
18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic?
I have gotten help with that in the past for Lückenbüßer. I don't do it often, it is difficult to pull off in a way that doesn't take the reader out of the story. I suggest a translation key in the notes. If you aren't familiar with the language and don't have a buddy who is, I'd say it's perfectly acceptable to write the dialogue in your native language and put it in italics.
19. First fandom you wrote for?
There is no way of knowing, truly. On ao3, Greek Mythology and JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Phantom Blood. Why both? The Daffodil's Echo was written first but The Shocking Absence of Grief was posted first.
20. Favorite fic you've written?
How does one choose!? I'm very proud of what I've done with the Orice series. Of course, it's not done tho. I'm very proud of finishing Perfidy (Elisabeth and Rudolf crossover)!
Get your ass over here @fitzrove!! You too @company-and-co!!
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Der Tod: "You get one kiss, that is it. Then you die."
Walter: *creates the ebony stone through alchemy and becomes a vampire* "Whoops."
Der Tod: "..."
Walter: "Guess we have to kiss again."
Der Tod: "I'm not stupid, I know you won't die."
Walter: "Just to make sure?"
Der Tod: "..."
Walter: "..."
Der Tod: *smooches*
#castlevania#lament of innocence#elisabeth das musical#crossover#walter bernhard#der tod#castlevania death#incorrect castlevania quotes#incorrect elisabeth quotes
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Sometimes change is just one girl with her fists clenched, no longer willing to be trodden on.
Source: Elisabeth Hewer
#incorrect quotes#my hero academia#mha#boku no hero academia#bnha#ochaco uraraka#source: elisabeth hewer
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nathaniel: let's talk about the emotions you're feeling right now
elisabeth: stabby
nathaniel: stabbing isn't really an emotion, it's more of an ... activity. which I hope you don't do to me. see, an emotion is more of a feeling
elisabeth: well maybe i feel stabby
#sorcery of thorns#elisabeth scrivener#nathaniel thorn#margaret rogerson#silas#elisabeth x nathaniel#sot#katrien quillworthy#nathaniel x elisabeth#silariathas#incorrect sorcery of thorns quotes#sorcery of thorns fanart#elisabeth#nathaniel#sorcery of thorns silas
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Elisabeth: I think I'm in love with you.
Jonathan: You mean as friends?
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FJ: Rudolf has been through how many sausages? *Eyebrow raised*
Taaffe: *Hands over the records*
FJ: *Eyebrow raises higher* That is more than a few sausages.
Rudolf: What can I say? Taaffe attempting to keep a straight face as he interrogated me about my above average sausage consumption was hilarious.
Rudolf: *Tosses a sausage to one of Tod's ravens*
#inuendo absolutely intended#elisabeth das musical#todolf#rudolf affaire mayerling#eduard taaffe#fj#elisabeth incorrect quotes
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Fred : okay ! I will try another chance with Angelina.
Lili : Great yes !!
Fred : if you try with George.
Lili : -
Lili : how dare you.
LILI IS MY OC DON'T JUMPSCARE
#booklr#my writing#harry potter#harry potter fanwork#ao3#lmao#fred weasley#elisabeth alverton#incorrect quotes#incorrect harry potter quotes
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