#LIKE NOOOOO!!!!

[simikae]

had the most 6/10 nap in the car today but i also seemed to have dreamt about a very powerful universe adjacent to ours

#my art #my sketches #Yall.you had to be there.’in your dream??’ YES in my dream #so BASICALLY i was hanging out with the usual suspects in a snow cabin (unclear) and rhey made a movie abt the sakaintro (also unclear but #dream me wasnt complaining) but she was 10 yrs on e bc ya its the edo period but ofc they have e in space.anyway. AND SHE WAS SOOOOooCUTE an #d in the flashback where shes leaving she had a little fishing 🎣 yikata and she was so 🥺 and mipy and #i was ELATED and ENRAPTURED bc i wsd like thank fuck saka chan is flourishing at least unlike these other three cunts shesfriends withADN TH #EN IT WAS A DREAM #LIKE NOOOOO!!!! #anyway. the end. om not tagging this its between you and me.And daylight savings.you understand

[inkskinned]

probably time for this story i guess but when i was a kid there was a summer that my brother was really into making smoothies and milkshakes. part of this was that we didn't have AC and couldn't afford to run fans all day so it was kind of important to get good at making Cool Down Concoctions.

we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."

at one point, for fun, this 16 year old boy with a dream in his eye and scientific fervor in heart just wanted to see how far one could push the idea of "vanilla mint smoothie". how much vanilla extract and how much mint can go into a blender before it truly is inedible.

the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.

the word i would use to describe the feeling of drinking it would maybe be "violent" or perhaps, like. "triangular." my nose felt pristine. inhaling following the first sip was like trying to sculpt a new face. i was ensconced in a mesh of horror. it was something beyond taste. for years after, i assumed those commercials that said "this is how it feels to chew five gum" were referencing the exact experience of this singular viscous smoothie.

what's worse is that we knew our mother would hate that we wasted so much vanilla extract. so we had to make it worth it. we had to actually finish the drink. it wasn't "wasting" it if we actually drank it, right? we huddled around outside in the blistering sun, gagging and passing around a single green potion, shivering with disgust. each sip was transcendent, but in a sort of non-euclidean way. i think this is where i lost my binary gender. it eroded certain parts of me in an acidic gut ecology collapse.

here's the thing about love and trust: the next day my brother made a different shake, and i drank it without complaint. it's been like 15 years. he's now a genuinely skilled cook. sometimes one of the three of us will fuck up in the kitchen or find something horrible or make a terrible smoothie mistake and then we pass it to each other, single potion bottle, and we say try it it's delicious. it always smells disgusting. and then, cerimonious, we drink it together. because that's what family does.

#this is true #writeblr #warm up #relatedly for some reason one of our Favorite Jokes #amongst the Siblings #is like - ''this is so good u will love it'' #while we are reacting to something we OBVIOUSLY find viscerally disgusting #like we will be actively retching and be like ''nooooo it's so good'' #to the point that i sometimes get nervous if someone outside my family is like oh u should try it its good #(obvi we never force each other to eat anything. we are all just curious birds and #like. we're GONNA try the new thing.) #edit to answer why we had so much vanilla: #my mom is a very good cook and we LOVE to bake. so she just had a lot of staples in the house. #it's one of those things that's like. have u ever continuously thought ''ah i should get butter im probably out'' #even tho u are not out of butter. so u end up with like 5 years of butter. #my mom would do that in a costco but like with vanilla extract #to be fair we WERE always using WAY TOO MUCH bc we were kids #so like she was right to stock up #ps. yes we were VERY sick after this lol i just didn't want to include it in the post in case ppl had an ick about that #u can tell it's real bc we knew "oh no we fucked up that's too much vanilla to waste'' but our reaction was to just. keep drinking it #> sibling understanding that vanilla extract isn't free > knowledge mother doesnt mind if we use it for milkshakes #> sibling choice to maybe get in a loophole of ''not wasting it'' if we drink it bc that's the same as using it (not throwing it out) #listen bud i was like 13 and my sister was like 9 #when my mom discovered this we. got in. A LOT. of trouble. a lot of it. a LOT of it. #3rd edit bc i guess it isn't clear - i am 1 of my brother's 2 little sisters #i am the middle child #out of all the ways i have had to explain a post before being like ''did u forget a middle child can happen'' is my favorite

[mushramoo]

did it very fast so I know it’s cringe and yucky etc but I want more first interactions between the Emilys and Aftons in game

#I just really like the concept of confrontations #I also am a sucker for the puppet in general so that has no bearing on this at all nooooo #fnaf #fnaf fandom #fnaf fanart #art #fnaf art #video games #fnaf puppet #charlie Emily #william afton #fnaf william afton #fnaf springtrap #springtrap #puppet #fnaf 3 kinda #five nights at freddy's #fnafblr #sorry for all the tags I’m tired

[icantdrawrt]

THE WAY THIS IS ACTUALLY THE PLOT OF SO MANY SUPERBAT FAN FICTIONS OUT THERE???

AND YOURE GOING TO TELL ME THEYRE NOT GOING TO FLIRT AND KISS???

YOURE LYING

#superbat #superman #batman #batman x superman #historians will say they were close friends #fan fiction set up #nOoOoO they’re just friends? #you’re lying to yourself #batman and superman are in love #batman/superman #batman/superman worlds finest #bruce wayne x clark kent #bruce x clark #like there’s no way they’re not going to smooch

[hinamie]

it's an icarian curse

p2

#my art #jjk #gojo satoru #jujutsu kaisen #fanart #jjk fanart #not me being like ohhhh nooooo i cant draw jjk unu #only to have the sL*TTIEST GOJO CRAWL HIS WAY OUT OF MY SKULL #file name 'i hate him i swear ok liSTEN' #u kno for a self-proclaimed gojo hater i sure draw him like someone who worships the ground he walks on #disgusting . disappointing.. sighs #even worse im in my draw male chest anatomy era smh #also i like how my last jjk piece was gojo with messed up birds #and my return is . oh wow wld u look at that.

[clementartz]

unspoken truth

#yosuke hanamura #souyo #persona 4 #p4 #persona 4 golden #p4g #shadow yosuke #ivegotnoromeo art #something something the realization you might be in love with your best friend who is a dude #and who you call your partner but strictly platonically of course because you’re not gay #(but maybe you are) #but nooooo you can’t be because you like Girls you’re the Girl Liker you can’t like guys that’s weiiird and baaaaad #(<- too emotionally constipated and full of internalized homophobia to realize bisexuality is a thing) #anyways i hope atlus makes his gay confession canon whenever they remake p4 or i’m actually gonna 💥

[theandrosaur]

He just wants to live his cottage wife dream, Wukong. When will you listen to him.

#lmk #shadowpeach #six eared macaque #sun wukong #monkey king #lmk s4 spoilers #if you squint real hard but im tagging anyway #like nothing new #oh nooooo i made them kiss again #i finally watched the s4 and god flying barks never fails #yearly thea comes back from lmk spoilers avoiding plan #my art #lmk season 4

[shanediomorrissey]

A sneaky right winger and a sniper left winger exchange some words.

#balders gate 3 #bg3 #baldurs gate astarion #baldurs gate gale #astarion bg3 #astarion ancunin #gale bg3 #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #baldurs gate fanart #astarion/gale #dio draws #my art #whaaaat me be lazy w backgrounds? nooooo #hockey!au #hockey! Gale #hockey! astarion #gales taking slap shots from the blue line like ovi #astarion is that bastard who can pull of a Michigan goal- we’ve all seen his dagger tricks

[lovehours]

It’s really funny when Wilson lies to House because House will always. Always catch him in that lie and is determined to stalk him to get to the bottom of whatever Wilson is hiding from him because he’s so fucking Wilson obsessed. But the worst thing about it is that Wilson knows this yet continues to lie to him anyway, then pretends to be shocked when House crosses the 50th imaginary line between them. They’re both freaks is what I’m saying

#so much of house is house doing weird crazy shit and wilson being like #‘noooo don’t do that nooooo…’ while actually being really into it #idk they’re just very strange individuals. #house md #hilson

[firestorm09890]

Penny stardewvalley makes me so sad because she's SO sensitive to, like, basically everything you tell her (telling her that you can't stand children while two children are nearby is a pretty lousy move but -1500 friendship?? being a jerk to other characters' faces typically loses you about 50 points, and if you choose the option labeled "creepy" and ask Leah for a kiss in her 2 heart event she physically hits you and kicks you out of her house but that's only -100 friendship…) and so if you want to befriend her it's a whole lot of lying and tiptoeing around her feelings (2 hearts: George was right but saying that makes her feel bad. 6 hearts: her food sucks but even if you try to be polite about it she feels like a failure; only a bald-faced lie pleases her. 8 hearts: saying you don't want to be tied down with a family loses you a little bit of friendship and she's only happy if you say you want kids) and I can't help but think she's a product of her environment. She lives in a trailer with only her mother, who gets drunk every night and has something of a temper. Penny's like a skittish rescue animal who won’t even come out from hiding under something unless you leave her lots of treats

#stardew valley #penny sdv #I didn't mention the SECOND opportunity to lose 1500 friendship with her #because I think if you go out of your way to date her and then tell her that you don't like her that way then you deserve it #but yeah she's super volatile #i was upset for a little bit after reading that one post saying the ‘right’ answer in the 2 heart event is ableist #like nooooo not my favorite farming game :( #except that in the context of several other things in the game it becomes clear that winning someone over #does not always mean doing the right thing #looking directly at how the easiest way to befriend shane and pam is by enabling their alcoholism #which is framed as a harmful thing even if the characters themselves like it #you have to lie to befriend other characters too like with sam dropping his egg #and you can lose a little friendship based on preferences like sebastian asking about what books you like #though to be fair if i saw someone who could potentially be cool and i found out that what they like was stuff im not into id also #lose interest a little #anyway those are all examples spread around on different characters #penny's got it all at once #me post

[miss-galaxy-turtle]

REX JUST WANTED ONE NORMAL NIGHT WHERE THEY ALL GOT TO CHILL AND NOW HE'S THE ONLY GUARDIAN LEFT ON EARTH AND THE OTHERS HAVE NO IDEA-

#invincible spoilers #i completely forgot shrinking rae died until she got picked up in tiny form #then it was like oh nooooo #shrinking rae #kate cha #dupli kate #duplikate #rex splode #rex sloan #mark grayson #invincible #invincible amazon #invincible amazon prime

[graves-doodles]

It's the cowboy in me trying to escape through creative means Wrangle's Lore dump is here!!! He's... hmmmmm... basically a Link that became an Epona

Poor guy comes from a Hyrule where everyone is enjoying the peace a little too much. So much so that when the residents of the Central City heard some country kid was being claimed as the hero, they're a little reluctant to be living through another dark time in Hyrule's history. A hero showing up means terrible things, so whats a city of snobs to do but bully this "Link" child. He runs from a crowd that had gotten a hold of him and ends up where the Triforce chills out and accidentally makes a wish to the darn thing from his pleas. "I dont want to be seen as the hero. I want to run away." And the Triforce said "Bet." Next thing Link knows is he's standing on shaking foal legs and a golden set of reins settles on his head. He couldn't do much as guards heard the commotion only to find this pony hanging about and hey free horse with a side of panic as their golden relic is completely gone. Years past and Link gets the reputation of being a brute, but does enjoy watching the people panic over a doomsday that hasn't really shown any evidence at happening. He gets to live life as a work horse and bucking cocky lawmen off of him. Until one day the infamous horse thief, Midna, stops by and skips him to go after the other horses first. Only she has to hide in his stall at almost being caught before she could leave with the last horse. The guards are furious that he's the only horse left and if they can't ride him what's the point. They gang up on him to be sold and buy other horses to another farmer, butcher, glue factory, anything. Link bucks and fights but theres too many of them. But when he all but gives up Midna comes tearing out of her hiding spot and fights her way through the guards on him. She gets real hurt in the fight, but Link charges towards her and all but throws her on his back as he bolts out of the city. They get away and have a mutual respect for one another and are pals from then on. Link never really reveals he's a person, he just stays as a loyal steed. It's simpler to him.

#bonnie comes in later haha not like she's technically in this post or anything like that haha nooooo #He also becomes a person again way later same event but these lil lore dumps are setting up for future lore dumps #also i can type WAY more on tumblr than instagram so yall get these rambles i wish i could put there #my art #legend of zelda oc #link oc #legend of zelda au #loz oc #cowboy midna beloved

[allgremlinart]

see the REAL reason they killed off Jet was because if he lived and he got the required Southern Raiders-style field trip episode with Zuko they would have like just killed the guy. like no this time actually we're killing the guy. yeah nobody is learning anything its just murder in this one. and also because theyyyyy would have had horrible gay sex about it too. him and you know. the two of them.

#like Zuko knows who Colonel Monke is too like he's seen him before. he could definitely find and kill him. #is all I'm saying. like RIP Jet you would have LOVED to kill the guy who murdered your family with #that twink who you begrudgingly have to work with now. but nooooo internal bleeding. sad ! #jetko

[frummpets]

latest SYONR news: Ming Fan was cursed with... OLD MAN DISEASE

MF, pinching the space between his eyebrows: you lot are gonna give me gray hairs, ugh. MF chapter 17:

from Shen Yuan of No Relation by @grubus !! MF design by @berriecherry <33

✦ TWITTER VERSION

EDIT: adding the versions with the extra dramatic lighting✨ cos theyre too funny; we love ourselves drama queen MF

#he couldve looked ethereal and fairy-like if all his hair turned white #or looked rugged and world-weary with salt and pepper hair like wqw #but nooooo all hes got are a few strands #skunky looking lmao #my stinky skunky boy >:] #svsss #shen yuan of no relation #syonr #art for fic #svsss fanart #ming fan #qingjing peak #art #my art #frummpets art #mxtx #tomato patch #fanart

[yrsonpurpose]

#red white and royal blue #rwrbedit #rwrb #taylor zakhar perez #nicholas galitzine #rwrb cast #firstprince #mine* #nooooo i knew this was going to happen them falling like this akhfjkjs #i love them actually #also giffed this entirely for nick pulling taylor back up like that #taylor's face in the first one im in tears