#MEN ARE SO STUPID!!

[horseshoemybeloved]

This is the only image in my brain when I think of the fob vma outfits

#MEN ARE SO STUPID!! #MEN ARE SO STOOPIDD #THEY ARE SO SILLAU #SILLAY #goofy ass suits #fall out boy #fob #art #my art #fall out boy fan art #patrick stump #pete wentz #andy hurley #joe trohman #fob8 #vmas #fob vma #animation

[xadnem]

People will reinvent eugenics in a performatively progressive way sooner or later. The idea that people should not be attracted to the disabled because it's fetishizing the power you have over them, the idea that dating someone short is at all comparable to pedophilia, the idea that no one outside of your own race can ever truly understand your experiences and therefore no one outside of your own race could ever truly love you... like, we're not there yet, but every so often I'll see a truly rancid take and think "Now why does that sound familiar?"

(Post edited slightly to better reflect initial intent through clearer language)

#this is not horseshoe theory #people are just unbelievably stupid #it's like how terfs accidentally believe in misogyny when they claim trans women have some biological advantage over them #suddenly men are physically superior and always will be or somesuch nonsense #they didn't go so far left that they became right they're just easily manipulated by rhetoric

[mister13eyond]

I just saw barbie and i have Thoughts

#i simply think allan is THE transmasc experience #you know when you're a guy and you know you're a guy but like #even though the guys all act like you're welcome to hang with them #you're still not ONE of them #but you're also Definitely not one of the girls #but the stupid shit guys are doing makes you feel insane #and also you know for a fact girls are way better than they get treated by men #so you're like on their side #but you're still not ONE of them #anyways we stan allan #barbie #barbie 2023 #greta gerwig barbie #allan #allan barbie

[opera-ghost]

it's immensely funny to me how andrew lloyd webber read this passage from the book and was like yeah the journey down to the phantom's lair is this really breathtaking magical gondola ride where christine is just captivated by the strange and fantastical beauty of it all (see below)

when in the novel they're both like in a rowboat in the dark with christine scared out of her mind and confused as hell while erik is paddling like he's out for an extreme day of fishing and just staring christine down for the entire duration of the journey without blinking once . like mind you his eyes quite literally GLOW in the DARK and he's just fucking staring into her soul and silently rowing and probably not even breathing like

#AND IT'S SOMEHOW STILL HOT #i always forget that by this point in the book there's no “i am your angel of music / come to me angel of music” like in the musical #like she has no idea who this mf kidnapping her is and when she says “who are you where is the voice” he's just like 🙄 #and when she DOES find out that *he's* the voice and he's been pretending to be an angel sent by her dead father for 3 months #it's when he's just set her down in his sitting room that's filled with a bunch of stupid pretentious flowers #and he's like “don't be afraid you're in no danger” despite the fact that she's been taken FIVE STORIES BENEATH THE OPERA against her will #by the guy who's been manipulating and lying to her through the goddamn walls #ohhhhhhhh and then fans have the audacity to get mad at christine for trying to snatch his mask like THIS MF ABDUCTED HER???? #(still love him though <3) #(his morals are questionable but so is my interest in men😍) #phantom of the opera #poto #poto shitpost

[chaoticas-hell]

Matt: I saw you hanging out with Andrew again

Neil: Matt! It's not what it seems!

Neil: Andrew and I are just dating. He's just my boyfriend

Matt: so there are no best-friends feelings involved?

Neil: you are still my one and only best friend! He's just the love of my life, nothing more

#Andrew in the background: what the fuck? #Im so sorry this is so stupid #aftg #all for the game #andrew minyard #neil josten #andreil #the kings men #tkm #kevin day #matt boyd

[hootenanie]

can't get any of my friends to agree with me that dueling scars (early 20th century practice among upper class college boys of semi-intentionally getting a minor facial scar from fencing) are fun and flirty despite half of them having had gender affirming surgery and tattoos which are basically the same thing. hell on earth

#everyone is “supportive of body autonomy' and 'thinks sadomasochism is cool' 'welcomes kink at pride' #till you want to get scarred in an intimate duel with a rival #then all of a suden 'men are so stupid' #and 'thats much weirder jackaro'

[girlfictions]

i don't understand simple economic concepts but that's okay because it's just #girl maths and i love being lazy but that's fine because it's my #girl job and this movie was complicated until i replaced nuclear war with the idea of me losing my favourite lipstick thank god for explanations for the #girls and yes i have an eating disorder but don't worry it's just #girl dinner and men love the roman empire but #girls care more about pop culture... like omfg are you people hearing yourselves?!??!

#i will single handedly bring down bimboism if thats what it takes like ENNOUGHHHGHGHGHHGHG #sorry like as women can we please not encourage this bizarre wave of anti intellectualism #shakes you by the shoulders Men want you to be pliable and stupid and silly and ignorant so you must not !!!!!! #you absolutely must not!!!

[dilfbuck]

#911 #911edit #911 fox #911 abc #evan buckley #eddie diaz #chimney han #bobby nash #athena grant #userknight #usercam #.gfx #this is so stupid lmao i just wanted to make a shitpost for my own sanity #to make up for the last gifset i made that sucked my soul out #no caption we die like men on my low effort post

[huskingthatdust]

Do y'all ever think about huskerdust pillow talk?

Angel Dust spends all his time saying the right, or the funny, thing to everyone all the time for his job, to keep up appearances whereas husk is just straight up. Husk is always quiet. He really only speaks when spoken to or if particularly annoyed. Sometimes, you gotta wonder, if Angel laying next to Husk finally finds himself speechless and Husk finally finds he has so much he wants to say. Does he say corny shit like "I ain't ever met anyone as pretty as you?" Or does he get more real with it?

"We belong to other people," husk could whisper in the dark.

"Unfortunate, ain't it?" Angel would respond in a bitter laugh.

"Maybe for tonight," husk would start.

And Angel would give him that look. The look filled with anticipation, fear, and curiosity. The look husk found himself not minding all that much these days.

"we can pretend we belong to each other," Husk would finish.

Angel Dust would snort and push at his chest. What a dorky thing to say. Perhaps Husk would grab his hands, and Angel would look at that dopey grin on his face, reserved only for him. Maybe Angel's teasing grin would fall into a small shy smile. As husk would bury his face into Angel's chest, and Angel would bury his face into the top of husk's head, the two would find out how good they are at pretending.

#hazbin hotel #huskerdust #hazbin angel dust #hazbin hotel husk #hazbin husk #angel dust hazbin hotel #husk hazbin hotel #ive made myself unwell help #im obsessed with these two tragic gay men #they consume my every waking though #on the fandom wiki it says husk is a sweetheart and cuddly around partners #i dont see why that wouldn't extend to saying the most cheesy shit you ever heard in your life to your partners as well #god theyre so in love with each other it makes them look stupid

[tiredyke]

every time queer discourse surges on this site everyone is so quick to jump to “it was actually the evil lesbians who divided us” because y’all heard the term “political lesbian” and never bothered to figure out what that meant

#‘political lesbians’ were and are predominantly STRAIGHT WOMEN #and a good chunk are bi #what don’t you understand about these women thinking lesbianism is a CHOICE? that it’s only used by women as a reaction to the patriarchy? #like lesbians can’t possibly like women and not men for any reason that isn’t some deep-seated hatred for men? #they all think lesbianism is dirty and impure and here you people are saying that this is PROGRESSIVE #and that they actually think that lesbianism is some golden standard for its purity???? you guys are so fucking stupid oh my god #you go on and on about learning your queer history until it comes to lesbians and then you’re perfectly happy rewriting our culture #and narrative #wtf is wrong with you people #and y’all braindead mfs use this to act like men are actually oppressed by the meanie dykes #i hate y’all #but none of y’all actually give a shit about lesbians so i guess im yelling into a void #lesbophobia #top posts #neon talks #LOL at the fucking idiot who reblogged this and tagged it ‘misandry’ not sure how you got that from my post but i hope your day sucks <3

[grgie]

big fan of when the men in kdramas are huge fucking losers btw. like yes theyre almost always rich but that does not protect them from being absolute losers. dorkass

#btw this was prompted by mr loser in marry my husband #god hes so lame <3 #marry my husband #strong woman do bong soon #crash course in romance #business proposal #women dont want suave men they want loserboys who love the lady so much it makes them look stupid #helena talks to the void

[bookburners]

I don’t think the upperclassmen see Neil as sad and traumatized as much as they see him as a feral but deadly cat or chihuahua that they fed a couple times and is now theirs forever.

#I mean their introduction to him was him yelling at KEVIN IN FRONT OF ANDREW! #Then booking it out of there like the debt collector knocked. #And Kevin had coached them for the past year so you know this man was a stupid hero in their minds #they watched the Riko roast #and the Riko Roast 2.0 more faster more furious #aftg #all for the game #the foxhole court #the raven king #the kings men #neil josten #the upperclassmen #dan wilds #matt boyd #renee walker #allison reynolds

[whydoeseveryonehavetobelesbian]

this is insane why are we doing misogyny on cats what the Fuck does girl cat and boy cat mean and why are we calling female cats annoying and mean while boy cats are sweet and handsome. we're literally never getting out. there's nothing to do you people don't want to change

#and there's so many men like #“seems like being a bitch is common in females of all species 🤣” #100% serious #we keep giving men like these reasons to talk #you sound like boy moms are you listening to yourselves #so stupid. so so so so stupid #radical feminism #this is not even radical please stop 😭 #radblr #feminism #gender stereotypes

[forecast0ctopus]

theyre supposed to be researching the magic thing of the week 🤨

#WAKE UP STUPID #gwaines hand is going to be so asleep #thsi is so precarious if one of them moves a little theyre gona fall lmao #bbc merlin #merlin #merlin fanart #bbc merlin fanart #arthur pendragon #merlin art #bbc merlin art #the adventures of merlin #merlin gwaine #gwaine #bbc gwaine #sir gwaine #arthur pendragon fanart #poses that are excuses to draw boots. because i just think theyre shaped #how many times can i post men snoozing on this tumblr #theyre just like me fr. tired

[tzarrz]

to all people who said PART 1 made them laugh - i lov u 💗 this is for u

#look...i know it's been a month but hear me out- #guys don't yell he's really trying okay!! #NOT a mean ww truther bc he really isn't mean like at all #not in an intentional way #he's just stressed and embarrassed and tipsy here give him a break #he's swagless & thinks it's yet another reason he's unlovable (untrue) #dont worry woowoo vash also severely lacks in the swag department #but funny doodles aside i have other more serious art of them already posted + in the works #their understanding of each other ends up being so deep #but at the same time they manage to be so utterly stupid about it #how do they manage? i don't know #they just make me want to tear my hair out #you're important to each other!!!! get!! that!!! thru!! ur! HEADS!!!! #neither of them think they deserve what they want/need #i'm inconsolable actually nobody talk to me (talk to me please) #see using words isn't so hard. stupid fictional men #(she thought she did something with those tags) #times are hard but i stay silly #by that i mean i re-read vol 10 #on the daily. #vashwood #vash the stampede #nicholas d. wolfwood #nicholas d wolfwood #trimax #trigun #tzarrz

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

i dig his earnest soul & neglected middle child vibes. he's so Charming and for what reason!

#perhaps i just enjoy pathetic men! #perhaps i relate to how he's treated! who's to say! #grabbing him and putting him on my trinket shelf #i'd listen to his poetry. i'd hate every fucking second but i Would listen <3 #look at him! Look! i want to perhaps toss him around in a sack! #there is a 3d model of him in my mind and im just. violently spinning him #my fav pillars: latter & toodaloo THANKS I LOVE THEM. #scribble salad #latter pillar #welcome home puppet show #ok its time to queue this and sleep. im seeing spiders #you know it's time to sleep when the trash bag strings turn into a tarantula! #god. latter. i love him and his too many stupid fucking limbs AGH HE'S SO PERFECT. #howdy's just a hater smh. and repressed as shit - i see him. he's not fooling Me....