#NO OFFHAND COMMENTS

[egophiliac]

Wait, did you put a photo of Vil and Neige as kids in Eric’s office??

oh good, I was afraid that wasn't going to read properly and people would just be like "what is this supposed to be". :') but yeah! I like to think Eric was pretty fond of Neige as a kid! single dad sees orphan child approximately the same age as his own son and goes "hmm. okay, you guys are going to be friends now." (this did not go as well as he'd hoped.)

(also I do love how it's kind of a running joke that everyone loves Neige except for Vil, who's standing over in the corner and just seething with furious irrational hatred. someday maybe he'll find someone who doesn't think Neige is the best thing since cinnamon rolls.)

#art #twisted wonderland #vil: am i massively projecting my own hangups and insecurities onto someone who i would otherwise find only mildly annoying #vil: no it must be neige who is wrong #idk i just like neige a lot! he's sweet and i find him fascinating honestly #there's ONE offhanded comment about how oh yeah he's been orphaned since a young age and just never talks about it #he lives with a bunch of dwarves and cooks and cleans for them and this has been going on since he was like eight #like. hello?! #there's a whole backstory here that we're never going to get more than this single crumb of and frankly that makes it better #man if i had a nickel for every fandom about fairytale characters in high school #where i instantly fell in love with the snow white character #i'd have two nickels et cetera you know the rest

[cakesmelons]

I want more young Dream and Nightmare teasing each other and being playful. I want more of them acting like that. Where they just tease the fuck out of the other.

I wanted to draw more but it's 2 am 😔

Anyway here's some of the shit I feel like they've said to each other :

"Wow brother, couldn't even catch a simple squirrel?"

"Poison Ivy? I thought you knew this forest like the back of your hand? Must've been looking at that poison ivy on your hand."

"How could you fall out a tree?! We climb them all the time!"

#This was before the villagers came and built the village #After that. The villagers always offhanded comments about how they shouldn't act like that. #Like them being “too immature” and “guardians shouldn't act like that” and “they should know better” #And people getting upset at passive for “fighting” with dream (they were playfighting.) #so they got shamed into not acting that way anymore #sans aus #undertale au #undertale aus #my art #sans au #dream!sans #dream sans #nightmare!sans #nightmare sans #passive!nightmare #passive nightmare #passive nightmare sans #dreamtale brothers

[cupidswurld]

1x01 pilot spn / dust bowl (unreleased) ethel cain

#its them #sam and dean #supernatural #sam winchester #dean winchester #ethel cain #ethelnatural #winchester brothers #screencap #dustbowl #ok if you read the my tags i am kissing you on the mouth but basically #i offhandedly mentioned ethel cain in one of my classes and this girl came up to me a few days later and was like #i listened to her (ethel cain) and i really liked it! (specifically american teenager and strangers) #is that not true love... #she LISTENED to ETHEL CAIN bc i made an OFFHAND COMMENT #then i suggested chapel hill #what song should i use to confess undying love be honest #spn

[infamous-if]

...So you now have to "convince" G to have an affair 💀💀💀 lol

no you don’t 😭 I feel like you guys take my answers way too literally sometimes and then conveniently ignore all the questions about the gameplay and story mechanics that I’ve answered 3 billion times

#inbox #something about the reading comprehension is crazy cuz I can just say an offhand comment that I didn’t spend 20 minutes editing to make #sure it’s completely clear and suddenly I wake up to 262838 interpretations of it #and I’m like…it was a joke

[humming-fly]

According to the wiki Meta Knight has a bit of a potty mouth, which makes sense when you remember he’s technically a sailor 

#me browsing the wiki and seeing it offhandedly mentioned that MK uses foul language: I need to draw him saying fuck IMMEDIATELY #everything else on hold i need to make the orb swear #waddle dees are deceptively hard to draw that off-orb shape is a trick #that said that first waddle dee is one of the best things i've ever made look at them they're so fucking cute #theres a bit of a bonus shitpost to this but it'll be funnier if i add it later probably #kirby #meta knight #waddle dee #commentator waddle dee #love his lil bowtie #very classy #my art #doodles #morpho knight #katfl spoilers #baaaarely but since morpho is mentioned offhand i'll play it safe

[prettydjarinsoloinspires]

i know Wade Wilson would be the world’s biggest Lokius shipper

#lokius #deadpool #wade wilson #i know we’ve got high hopes for deadpool 3 in this regard but i’ll be surprised if we even get a small cameo from Mobius #but i can dream #deadpool would be the perfect person to make offhand comments about the two of them #deadpool 3

[umbrify]

So what we’ve learned today is that romantic TNTduo isn’t real and Ghostbur is still very dead. Also apparently there’s an outtake of Purpled’s UFO blowing up that’s really funny and Purpled hopes we see it someday.

#i feel like we could’ve learned more from that but y’know. it is what it is #and somehow Twitter had the best question #dream smp #umbrify talks #edit to say why did so many people jump on this post lol. i just made it as an offhand comment #where did you all come from lmao

[superherocorps]

You know how cats purr when they’re comfortable and how purring are vibrations and how Daisy can control vibrations.

Daisy purrs when she’s asleep it’s what I’m saying.

#Daniel is the one who finds this out #right after the mission is over right at the beginning of their relationship #she just falls asleep beside him and then he can actually hear the purring in the silence of the room #he makes an offhand comment on it one day and Daisy believes he’s joking #turns out no one noticed before because Daisy hadn’t had a good night of sleep since 2013 #poor kid didn’t catch a brake in those 6 years #daisy johnson #Dousy #daniel sousa #agents of shield #headcanon #aos #myne

[shortmexicangirl]

this part in the movie where nooroo just fucking?? sticks his head out of the miraculous is so???? we as a fandom moved on from this too quick

#can u imagine if plagg just stuck his head out in the middle of some Big Romantic Moment to give an offhand comment about cheese #or ​when fighting gabriel agreste in representation plagg and chat just take turns dunking on gabriel’s shitty parenting #miraculous ladybug #miraculous awakening #ml movie

[suckishima]

skljslas i love this panel it's so funny. we dont know yet that hinata is next to him bc it's framed to only show the tall (ie. invited lol) players, but tsukki's expression in comparison to everyone else's mild curiosity is already saying so much lmaooo, the double "...?" the way he won't even LOOK to his left and then the fact that he's literally sweating. he didn't even wanna come to this camp and he's already having the WORST time bc hinata decided to be a little shit

and then next chapter we get this panel sldjshkdj i laugh EVERY time

#first time i saw this i was like 'oh he is ABSOLUTELY pretending he doesnt know him' and then the next chapter lsdjs i diiiied #then the way his resolve goes completely out the window a minute later when he finds out that it was his offhand comment about sneaking int #the real youth camp that inspired hinata slkjasas #tsukki #hq!! #hq #2021 reread #x

[kissporsche]

I would love to invite you to join in with one of my all time favourite hobbies: watching the episode 9 temple scene frame by frame

because it

is truly

a joy

not only can build make his face do smear frames irl, but the panicked pete expressions are just unmatched

#kinnporsche #vegaspete #kp orig #please i beg you i took 100 screenshots rewatching just now it's so good #go experience every unhinged microexpression for yourself as pete frantically tries to lie his way out of this and fails #me: build jakapan is so beautiful #also me: lol lmao lol #ellie made ONE offhand comment about the temple scene and i was consumed with the need to watch it frame by frame again #yes i've done this mutliple times and i have the excess of screenshots to prove it

[no-truce-with-the-heroes]

i can't believe there's still people out there who genuinely think Ochako would "kill Toga on sight" at this point

like, okay, there's the anime-only people who aren't aware of manga developments or are actively avoiding spoilers, and of course there's all the people who clearly stopped giving a shit ages ago (yet somehow still feel completely secure making blanket declarations about a franchise they no longer keep up with???)

but even then, and even if you're not a shipper or just don't like the characters-- how can anyone have ever believed that makes any sense ever? like we're not even talking self-defense apparently? just "on sight"? who do you think Ochako is, the Punisher in pink?

like i don't think i'm especially media literate myself, but-- how is it possible for people to be this bad at reading where a narrative is going?

because of course that's exactly what the Togachako plotline was leading up to, clearly the ultimate endpoint of developing Toga Himiko as a sympathetic villain important to Ochako's heroic actualization was a teenager unquestioningly enacting the extrajudicial murder of another teenager

that's exactly what MHA is all about, right? that's the sort of person Ochako is, the kind of hero that she wants to be? that's definitely good storytelling and not at all inane or grotesque? ugh

#don't want to cause/deal with any drama and it'd be doubly not worth it on a post that wasn't even about togachako #i just need to vent somewhere or i'll stew on it for ages #an offhanded comment in tags is so not worth this amount of anger and yet ohhhh i am mad #honestly this is probably less about that post and more about all the similar shit i saw on That Hellsite when the 391+ spoilers dropped #bakugou stans i have so much respect for you all i would be dead within a day if i had to deal with this BS as often as you do #mha spoilers #bnha spoilers #not really any actual spoilers but ig the vague allusions are still worth tagging for the previously-mentioned anime people #rest of the post sounded like shit opinions too but i didn't really get the whole context and not interested in looking further #this shit has already lived in my head rent-free long enough #no but seriously as a togachako OTP shipper there are in fact a lot of rational reasons for why the ship shouldn't work #canon is currently laughing maniacally in the face of your rationality but at least those reasons do make sense #why would you choose this goddamn Ochako slander as your reasoning instead

[asurrogateblog]

since david gilmour and paul mccartney are friends I'm trying to imagine their "opposites" interacting but I just can't do it. I think if you locked roger waters and john lennon alone in a room together the gas leak alarms would start going off. I know they met each other in group settings and roger admired john as an artist but I feel like forcing them into a one-on-one situation would be like the personality equivalent of mixing bleach and ammonia

#british manners and professional respect could only protect them from each other for so long #one little deliberately placed offhand comment is all it would take #what's the right word for 'opposites'...counterparts...narrative foils...the red ones instead of the blue ones in their respective dynamics #pink floyd #the beatles

[gierosajie]

Idea: dead lore characters becoming playable through leyline shenanigans similar to the Hidden Strife event and their voicelines are either directed at someone else or are said by a present character that knew them

Imagine the about sections in Vennessa's voicelines being told by Venti, or things about Crepus told by Diluc and Kaeya, Guizhong's being super long because of both Zhongli and Cloud Retainer, etc.

#genshin impact #anyway playable Crepus Ragnvindr where his health tanks like Xiao Hu Tao and Shinobu #except there's no percentage that eventually leads to the hp staying at 1 and he just kinda dies if you use a skill or burst too long #also Decarabian voicelines where the about section is mostly filled by Andrius angrily ranting about the guy #and maybe a couple offhand comments from Venti

[hoohoobeanie]

the second it took for him to process this ... me too spence

#rpf brain is sooo #maybe i write something about this offhand comment sticking w him #anyway spencer w court was so middleschooler being mean to flirt w his crush this video #smosh #spencer #courtney #spourtney

[chorus-the-mutate]

Annette is literally nicer than most of the characters in Steven Universe and you think she's mean. Lmao, you've never been bullied if you think her being rightfully upset about her time as a slave and being a bit snippy is the same as being mean.

#castlevania nocturne #castlevania nocturne spoilers #annette #she literally hauled her ass to france with her bestie Edouard to save the world from the vampire antichrist #and still kept helping Richter Maria and Tera even after Edouard died #and you guys are mad that she was snippy to Tera and Maria or that she made an offhanded comment about Richter #they're not even mad at her so why are you guys #also I've seen Steven Universe so I know Garnet Amethyst Pearl and Steven's sins #hell the way people talk about Annette you'd think that they were talking about Lapis Lazuli #ash speaks