#New Jersey drive

[tha-wrecka-stow]

#soul and r&b #soul #r&b #rnb #r&b/soul #soundtrack #music #1990s #90s #total #the notorious b.i.g. #notorious big #can't you see #puff daddy #diddy #p diddy #bad boy #bad boy records #New Jersey Drive #gif

[generation-dope]

New Jersey Drive

#New Jersey Drive #90s movies #40 acres and a mule

[emo-batboy]

Trick or treat!

Hello :D Here's your treat

Battinson and Cars

He is a car guy. He loves his car. It is his baby. He can fill his car with gas, yes. That is a thing he can do on his own in his own garage with his own gas.

But he does not know how to operate a gas pump. (New Jerseyans are crying in solidarity.)

Bruce gets into so many car accidents.

Like yeah, he's Batman. But he's also that kind of driver who is perfectly okay when he's on autopilot, but the MOMENT he remembers he's driving a death machine on wheels next to other people driving death machines on wheels, and if you accidentally cut them off or forget to use your turn signal, they will rear end you?! He gets a little antsy :/

The second he overthinks it, he's making mistake after mistake. What are you gonna do? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

But when he's in his tricked-out batmobile engaging in a high-speed chase while narrowly avoiding death at every turn? A vigilante with no regard for the rules of the road other than "Do Not Hit People?" He’s suddenly a professional stunt driver! Fuck it!

That’s one of the reasons no one could possibly believe he’s Batman

"Bruce Wayne Reverses into Bush at Local Wawa, Cries as He Calls the Cops on Himself"

Then four hours later...

"The Batman Performs INCREDIBLE STUNT on Garden State Parkway, Saves Lives and Kitten Stuck in Tree"

You think these are the same person? Please be serious.

Anyway-

He is the only person in the JL who can reliably parallel park.

He's also a fucking speed demon. (This is Jersey. The Norm is going 90 in a 55. And back to the "autopilot" point) if he's lost in thought, he's definitely breaking the law. And overtaking like five cars a minute.

Alfred taught him to drive (and is lowkey the one that gave him driving anxiety. He is a very strict teacher.) Because of this, his first car was manual :) Now, he prefers it because it feels cool and action-y when he changes gears on the highway.

Bruce got into his first car chase when he was 15. (Baby's First Car Chase <3) Don't ask me how.  Don't ask why. Just know he does. (I mean, I do have an answer but I'm not giving it to you.) This also means he did it without a license because he was too young to even have a permit at the time.

He has a hatred for literally anyone with Pennsylvania or New York plates. Why? Because they’re slow as fuck and try to turn left at the intersection when there is clearly a jughandle??

(Homework for everyone that doesn't live in NJ: Look up "jughandle" or "jersey left" and tell me your thoughts.)

He was so pissed at the amount of potholes in Gotham that he personally filled them as Batman in the middle of the night. (Wtf are his billions of tax dollars going to?)

Once Bruce was muttering curses at the idiot in front of him with NY plates only to see Clark fucking Kent exit the car. Superman could not understand why Batman kept glaring at him for a week.

I did not spell-check this. Happy Halloween :)

#battinson #bruce wayne #batman #the batman 2022 #batman 2022 #the batman #dc universe #battinson is a shivering little chihuahua in a sweater #who also drives 100 mph to feel alive #gotham #new jersey #yes new jerseyan is a word #have fun guys #happy halloween #dc

[emerylovestaylor]

hes trying to fight the “jack hughes can’t drive” claims.

it’s not working

#jack hughes #luke hughes #bf can’t drive but like it’s fine i’ll just give him **** **** #who said that?!? wasn’t me!! #new jersey devils #devils #emery’s thots! #emery talks hughes’

[columboscreens]

#columbo #season 4 #negative reaction #girl stop the mildly incredulous shit you almost killed both your asses #columbo has only lived in new york and los angeles because those are the only places he could've thrived as a driver #and i say that as someone who learned how to drive in new jersey

[writingonleaves]

reckless driving au - jack hughes

the bits and pieces of the life of amelie iris fishel and jack rowden hughes. a story of learning to grow together, slowing down and rediscovering new meanings of home

everything related to this au can be found in this tag! my ask box is also always open for any questions, so please feel free to ask away about this world :)

main segments (in order)

don't wanna scrape you off the pavement (coming soon)

additional supplements (can be read in any order)

coming soon

this pairing also appears in:

it's so hard to watch everything i want

got lovestruck, went straight to my head

extras

meet our oc | playlist

#trying someething new #aka debuting a universe before the first official part comes out #reckless driving au #jack hughes #luke hughes #quinn hughes #nico hischier #nhl fic #nhl blurb #nhl writing #k writes #hockey imagine #hockey fic #hockey rpf #new jersey devils #jack hughes x oc #jack hughes imagine #jack hughes fic

[alaskashigh]

Why New York/New Jersey/California is an amazing ship that everyone should like. Number 1, they're all pathetic in some sort of way. Number 2, it makes great angst, fluff, and can make any boring old fic interesting.

That's all I have for now, stay tuned in for next time on "Alaska tries to pull in more shippers."

#no but does anyone actually ship this because if you do PLEASE interact with me I need to talk to someone about them so bad #they have taken over my brain and my lack of motivation to write is driving me crazy #i need to get out my ny/nj/ca ideas somehow #our new york (who's dating our new jersey and california) came up with the name yorkcalisey so (idk if theres a name for them) #do with that what you will #wttt new jersey #wttsh new jersey #wttt new york #wttsh new york #wttt california #wttsh california #wttt #wttsh #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #ben brainard

[jenjen4280]

Up to my in-laws to see one of my nieces play in her rock band academy concert. Now that phones have navigation, there’s not much for a co-pilot to do. The Hot Wife gave me a break and is driving the whole way, so I’m goofing off.

Buckle up, slow down and get wherever you’re going safely!

#butch #dyke #wlw #sogay #lesbian #queer #wives #lgbtq #driving #travelling #New Jersey is so long to drive thru from south to north #life #quiet moments

[croc-odette]

the last three episodes of house md suddenly framing house and wilson as the high tragedy separation of two lovers desperate to be together at any cost (dying sooner, destroying their life/career) is kind of wild

#like that being the last driving conflict. okay! #sometimes i think people are exaggerating the bait of house md but those last eps really decided to have the same beats #as like some kind of tristan and isolde retelling. in new jersey #house md time #was thinking last night of how much house loves his stuff but he also gave it all up...

[transmutationisms]

i don't think what distinguishes new jersey politics is the fact that it runs on patronage networks i'd argue that's just politics. however the specific flavour of new jersey networks is distinct in its utter reliance on the state's relationship with the banking industry writ large (credit card regulations or lack thereof are a huge part of this but not the whole thing). i'm not even the right peraon to be talking about this bc i simply do not have the citations on hand but more people should understand nj as like essentially running off being a corporate tax haven that will do anything to keep company hqs there. also dc gets a bad rep for being a revolving door which is true but the new jersey-nyc finance relationships are like a whole other ballgame

#anyway like drive the new jersey turnpike and count corporate headquarters for companies with no meaningful other presence in the state lol #including pharma and food manufacture btw. it ripples out

[heartbreakfeelsogood]

i miss fall out boy :(

#op #i keep saying what if we just drive to new jersey…. however i have no money :/

[thebobbiebrown]

I already said this on another site but i wanna share it here;

i have a crack headcanon that since jason is from new jersey he is fucking awful at driving

#jason voorhees #nj on nj hate #these ppl dont know how to drive over here #he's just inheriting the new jersey genes dw guys🙏🏽 #but just sayin #If he actually knew how to drive i think he would be okay at it

[fieriframes]

[IN STONE HARBOR, NEW JERSEY. TWO CRAB CAKES.]

#s11e03 funky finds #guy fieri #guyfieri #diners drive-ins and dives #two crab cakes #stone harbor #new jersey.

[mechandra]

fuel up

#mechandra draws #comic #slice of life #autobio #actual factual me #yes you can assume its new jersey but only oregon has the unconscionable number of starbucks drive thrus #(additional context: both states have gas station attendants)

[thatssocheezy]

Joe's Meat Market - Main Street in South Bound Brook, NJ

I became aware of Joe's Meat Market after seeing it on a Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives rerun that featured their antipasto bread. Now, our boy Guy claimed it was a "destination meal" and, considering it's only a 15 minute drive from my job, I figured that alone made it a must-try for me. I went with full intentions of trying the antipasto bread, but upon walking in was greeted with a pretty stacked pizza counter featuring a daily special of any 2 slices and a can of soda for $5. You read that right...ANY 2 slices. I just couldn't pass that up. I settled on a margherita and...some kind of shrimp slice? Pricewise, this meal is a steal. The slices were big and filling with good dough (both crispy AND doughy) and plentiful toppings. Not a ton of flavor on either though, but it's still hard to beat paying less than $2.50 for specialty slices in 2023.

I did eventually go back to try the antipasto bread because c'mon how could I not, and it was tasty...but I don't know if I would consider it a "destination meal." It's pretty much a calzone on steroids packed with antipasto meats that would be pretty impossible to finish in one sitting on your own. I got through about half and even that felt like too much. Additionally, while I'm not usually a fan of dipping stuff like this in marinara sauce, I've gotta say that Joe's marinara was actually pretty good! All in all, I enjoyed my experiences at Joe's, but I don't think it's worth traveling great distances to try. If you're local to the area though, I recommend stopping in. They have a huge selection so I'm sure I'll be back to try some more menu items!

#Joe's Meat Market #Joe's #South Bound Brook #Bound Brook #NJ #New Jersey #Somerset County #Diners Drive-Ins and Dives #margherita #shrimp #pizza #pizza slice #specialty slice #toppings #antipasto bread #pizzeria #I love pizza #pizza rocks #pizza rules #za #foodporn #food porn #that's so cheezy!

[animutate]

pico day is MAY 18TH THIS YEAR mark your calendars. withme

#there is also a meetup the day before that i will not be attending because im a highschooler and i cant drive and i dont live anywhere near #-new jersey.