Not So Alone Quotes, Again
WARNING: This one's gonna have shipping (Evanissdy/ Evan and Cassidy + Beckory/Gregory and Tony), if you do not like these ships, then please just ignore this.
Also they're mainly older teens/young adults for these quotes
(If you can't tell, writer's block has hit me like a ton of bricks)
Cassidy: I need dating advice.
Gregory: Well-
Tony: Don't listen to him, he asked me out in a McDonald's parking lot.
Cassidy: ... And you said yes?
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Elizabeth: Why are your tongues purple?
Evan: We had slushies... I had a blue one...
Cassidy: And I had a red one.
Elizabeth: Oh... OH!
Charlie: You drank each other's slushies?
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Ellis: All in all, I'd say that was a 100% successful mission.
Evan: We left Michael behind
Gregory: yeah, so like he said, all in all, a 100% successful mission!
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Evan: Cassidy, I'm sad.
Cassidy, holding her arms out for a hug: It's gonna be okay.
Tony: Gregory, I'm sad.
Gregory, nodding: Mood.
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Michael: Evan, Elizabeth, I know you two snuck out last night.
Elizabeth, whispering to Evan: Play dumb!
Evan, panicking: Who are Evan and Elizabeth?
Elizabeth: NOT THAT DUMB!
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Elizabeth, after getting her wisdom teeth out: This message is directed to the dentist who did wisdom teeth removal surgery on me. I came to you with four teeth and you sent me home with two. So I have a question for you, sir; Where are my teeth?! Where are they you coward, you teeth thief?! I was supposed to have four so where are the other ones, sir?! You dentist man, give me my nom noms!
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Charlie: Okay, we're going to put everything we love in this box.
Cassidy, immediately: Can I put Evan in the box?
Charlie: What? No-
Elizabeth: Can I put Evan in the box?
Charlie: No!
Ellis: Can I-
Charlie: NO ONE IS PUTTING EVAN IN THE BOX!
Ellis: I was gonna suggest Cassie.
Gregory: Put Cassie and Evan in the box-
Charlie: NO!
*In the end, they needed a bigger box because Charlie was outvoted.*
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Tony: Hey Cassidy, wanna third wheel on my date with Gregory tomorrow?
Cassidy: Sure.
Tony: Evan! Wanna third wheel on my date with Gregory tomorrow?
Evan: Sure...?
Tony: Great, I've always wanted to go on a double date!
Cassidy & Evan: *furiously flustered noises*
Gregory: Tony...
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Nick: Can I have some of those?
Elizabeth: You wouldn't like them, they're salty.
Nick: I like you, don't I?
(Nick belongs to @cobalt-axolotl)
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Cassie: The power's out again.
Gregory: Oh don't worry, we got this.
Evan: We?-
*Gregory and Elizabeth shake rapidly until they glow*
Tony: What-
Elizabeth: We swallowed our flashlights!
Cassidy, grabbing Gregory and shaking him: WHY WOULD YOU-
Gregory: Because we can~
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Elizabeth, walking into the kitchen and seeing all the limes are peeled: Nick, I love you, but what the H-E-Double FUCK?!
Nick, sipping his drink: I love you too!
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If I had known that male celebrities are apparently totally cool with marrying women 10 to 20 years younger than them, then 13-year old me might not have wasted time crying over how I was too young to marry Nick Carter.
(Side note: Nick Carter and my husband are almost the same age. Bahaha.)
Lesson: I knew jack-shit when I was 13. Most of us don't, and that's NORMAL. You learn by living.
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