#Out of all the cookies

[sublieu]

Me: *Gets grabbed by the neck*

Captain caviar cookie: You're gonna get up... and start writing more smut for cookie run.. GOT IT?!

Me: Ye-yes sir!!

Info on who im talking bout:

#captain caviar got me ina CHOKEHOLD #Out of all the cookies #why HIM #never in my life did this specific COOKIE got me feeling this way #Cookie run smut #I need to write this #JESUS FUCK LOOK AT HIM

[cheese-water]

he is the only funny person on the damn app

#charlie slimecicle #slimecicle #twitter #look who made me laugh out loud again… #OKAY LOOK for as long as it takes tumblr to discover the enigma that is Charlie Slimecicle #I will continue to post funny gloopy gunky guy propaganda #THATS JUST HOW THE COOKIE CRUMBLES #If it takes me scrolling through twitter everyday to do it the so be it #We all have to make sacrifices lmao #but thank you fellow slime enjoyers for spreading my message previously #it’s really sweet seeing the collective enjoyment over slimecicle on my post of all things #<3 #quackity #qsmp #juanaflippa

[theabigailthorn]

spent ages preparing to audition for a role I really really wanted and it's looking like (still unconfirmed) they might not even be holding auditions at all but have just given it to someone directly

which, meh, that sucks but that's the industry!

I'm just like now what? I spent a lot of my free time the last few months prepping and I genuinely don't know what to do with myself now!

#guess I'll... have a bath? #call my mum? #keep prepping anyway on the off chance the rumours are false? #I already asked my agent to investigate but she can't find out either! #that's hollywood baybeeee #sorry mario your blorbo is in another show #I should get myself a treat as a reward for all my hard work even though it didn't work out #I have 3 criteria for this sort of thing and if I tick them all off I can walk away happy #Did I approach it from curiosity not ambition? #Did I make it known in the industry that I wanted the role? #Did I prepare for the role? #I did all three of those things so audition or no audition I can hold my head up high #might get myself one of those nice cookie dough brownies from the coffee stand this week as a consolation prize

[cosmicwhoreo]

Whenever Gold has to leave his workshop for business that can't be conducted via drones or in the comfort of his own home, he usually just throws on a cloak.

His "business deal" stuff usually involves him scuttling to the shadiest parts of Earthbread and either making bank or making an example of an ex-customer. Which is why his physical appearances are few and far in-between. So, he tends to put on, say... a "show" for when he does bother to leave home and why there are so many crazy rumors about him.

Yeah, Gold doesn't like leaving his workshop or places of work if he can help it...

#cookie run #cookie run kingdom #crk #gold choco cookie #I wanna draw more of me pirate cookie but gold's all I have motive to draw srry- #cookie oc #cookie run oc #behold! a hermit out of his natural habitat! #and he's just as happy about it as you'd expect #bro just wants to work and sell in the comfort of his own home is that so much to ask? #god I'm eepy

[lune-redd]

My take on Pizzelle and Pizzano from Sugary Spire

#pizza tower #sugary spire #the noise #theodore noise #pizzelle #peppino spaghetti #pizzano #for those wondering yes “pizzano” is inspired by willy wonka #also btw they would not be called “pizzelle” and “pizzano” here since they're themed around candy and not pizza #always thought their names were pretty strange #EDIT: okay so i just found out that pizzelle is a type of italian cookie omg im so stupid!! #so the name did have something to do with sweets after all... #art #my art #fanart

[maxsix]

Mingi at Coachella 2024 Part II, April 12th

#ateez #song mingi #mingi #okay KQ you can keep these coming #i will edit every terribly lit photo with bad blackwhite contrast #i don't care #give me all the mingi material #i will eat them up like an unwell cookie monster #wouldn't it be hilarious if one of those tattoos was real #and this was the soft launch #like how nobody believed any of jungkook's were real #until they never went away #and we found out they were ALL real lol #all 98 of them

[smile-files]

i'm just a ragdolly... :)

#dandy's doodles #the amazing digital circus #tadc #tadc ragatha #raggedy ann #lalaloopsy #lalaloopsy crumbs sugar cookie #crumbs sugar cookie #goody gardens #gg #gg namby-pamby #i just had to draw all of the lovely ragdolls together!! <3 #i'm really pleasantly surprised with how their hair turned out. yarn is surprisingly hard to draw!!! #raggedy ann's hair is especially hard to draw (such a cute but hard-to-read style...) so i'm proud of that :) #i love dolls i love them so much!!!!!! especially soft dolls that are perfect for playing and hugging and snuggling with :D #kin #(oh yeah this is the thing i was busy drawing all day. hehe)

[bluebutlikenotalways]

Hi! Kisses on the pearl for you!

#cookie run #cookie run kingdom #black pearl cookie #captain caviar cookie #blacaviar #black pearl x captain caviar #iiiiiiii feel bad posting all the cookie stuff. I love them but gosh I’m a piece of garbage #I don’t think i should IT SOUNDS STUPID TO SAY #but o got one more cookie post lined up and i’ll stop. Sound good? I’ll figure it out #Beached mermaid au

[rainbyte]

Top ten would be REALLY funny friends highkey

#byte's bites #ESPECIALLY if shadowmilk got the friendship is magic villain friend treatment #He would talk about whimsical horrors and Vampire would be like: uh huh- That's really a funny joke #Yr a FUNNY guy -v- #Not at all caught up on the story but I've been seeing him on tik tok I know the jest of this JOVIAL JESTER #cookie run #cookie run kingdom #vampire cookie #shadow milk cookie #vampire cookie fanart #shadow milk crk #cookie run fanart #cookie run kingdom fanart #cookie run kingdom spoilers #I guess?? #He's been out for a second I think

[tongues--and--teeth]

Lovvveeeee this fic from @thebiscuitlabryinth sooo much omg. She’s such a visual writer I felt like I could actually see what was going on while reading lol.

Click for better quality!

POV: you’re Pure Vanilla Cookie

#Sorry for the tag! #I cannot give compliments for the life of me sorry #tbf I really like all his fics #but this one….. I am a sucker for dream sequences and stained glass…. #couldn’t get SM’s soul jam fizzling out to look right #like I drew a whole abyss thing under it but it just kinda… didn’t work #anyway SM in light while PVs in more shadow a la we’re two sides of the same coin #they’re so special to me I also think they kiss right after this /j #crk #teethart #cookie run fanart #cookie run kingdom #fanart #shadow milk cookie #shadow milk crk #cookie run #pure vanilla crk #pure vanilla cookie #vanilla milkshake #shadowvanilla #pureshadow #pure vanilla x shadow milk #digital art #artists on tumblr #honestly though it might just be the flu talking but this might be legit the best thing I’ve ever drawn #They're in the solarium of unity right??? bc I swear I saw that

[iraprince]

i did a poll on twitter but then i also remembered there are polls on here too!!!! so. this poll won't do anything, i will likely just pick whoever would be the funniest w the rest of the party comp, but out of vain curiosity:

#cw nudity #my ocs #my art #sapphicworldrpg #sapphicworld #yes i am going to continue posting them again and again bc i rly like how all three of these designs came out!! #also for ref again: #cookie/george = she/he #dandy = he/they + feminine gendered terms (i.e. he would refer to himself as a lady) #velvet = it/she

[cookierunauprompts]

AU Prompt #5 💓

You awaken in a strange forest of silver trees after a spell gone terribly wrong. What happened? The last thing you remember, you were with your friends. You spend some time wandering around, the silver trees providing a soft silvery glow as a light source against the perpetual night the forest seems to be trapped in. It feels like you're trapped in a maze with how the forest bends and twists at every turn. You feel like you've been going in circles, haven't you passed this bundle of weird blue glowing orbs already? Wait, those aren't orbs. They're eyes. You frantically look around for their source, realizing that there seem to be eyes in every single shadowy corner untouched by the light of the trees. A sudden cackle breaks you out of your thoughts, and the ground rumbles as something makes it's presence known behind you. " My my!" The voice from earlier crooned, yet it still echoed around you as if it were a shout. " Just what do we have here?" Almost shakily, you turn around to face the voice. Your eyes meet with two large pillars made of cookie- No, no, those are legs. You trail your gaze up and up and up and up until you can see the sinister, playful grin shining down upon you alongside two heterochromatic eyes of blue. That- That's a giant Cookie. That's a giant Cookie!

....

Or, poor little reader fucks up big time on a spell and enters the world of the five Beast's Prison. Fortunately for them it wasn't too long until they were found... by Shadow Milk Cookie.

#shadow milk cookie x reader #shadow milk cookie #cookie run #cookie run au prompts #crk #cr kingdom #cookie run au #cookie run kingdom #cookie run x reader #beast yeast #i'd tag the other beasts but they don't appear so yeah #anyways all the beasts are fucking huge. don't believe me? look at the cg where Shadow Milk is coming out of the tree and come back.

[dizzybizz]

sketches n abandoned stuff

#theyre all out of order and all over the place. just wanted it to flow nicely idk man #tagging do i have to i hate tagging sketch dumps yet i keep doing this to myself uaghh #one piece #ok no jsut media f u #honkai star rail #cookie run #just roll with it #jrwi riptide #avatar the last airbender #drawtectives #dungeon meshi #witch hat atelier #ace attorney #genshin impact #hot guy pi #haikyuu #all saints street #anytime i post abt bokuaka i scribble them just so you know #its a whole ritual at this point #my art #ok yayy i love sketching sm actually best part of the process to me

[existennialmemes]

My Brain: [teetering on the edge of meltdown]

Me: What's wrong, we had a good day??

My Brain: Nothing!!! We just did A Lot of Things and now I would like to cry and scream about it!!

#shitpost #shitposting #neurodivergent #neurodivergent memes #actually autistic #autistic memes #adhd memes #adhd #audhd #meltdown #autistic meltdown #i filmed content took a walk and made cookies #and all of it went well #and now my brain is trying to ooze out of my ears #and this is not my favorite

[babacontainsmultitudes]

So it was established in the last episode that Taylor still believes in Santa (tbh I wouldn't be surprised if it's come up prior to this ep too but anyways-) so... Do you think (saint) Nicky been has portalling in every year since the betrayal to sneak in a gift for his son amongst the pile? That Cassandra doesn't even notice because it's just one among the many many presents she herself has bought and wrapped? But every year without fail... Taylor gets one gift that simply says "from: Nick" and well, obviously that has to mean it's from Santa (a conclusion which Nicky expects him to come to, and why he can sign his name at all, though he misses when he could just write "dad"). And one year when he's still quite young, a sleepy little Taylor actually catches Nicky in the act, and Nicky wishes more than anything that he could just *stay*, but instead he only softly tells Taylor to go back to bed, and Taylor thinks that Santa is a lot younger and a bit sadder than he expected, but what's he gonna do- not listen to Santa Claus? So he smiles meekly at the man he does not know to be his father, and hurriedly heads back to his room.

Also yes of course Nicky eats the fucking cookies left out of course he's not gonna pass up on free cookies (which are home-baked to top it off) come on that's a given.

#at my conspiracy board like ''he sees you when you're sleeping... he knows when you're awake- just like Nicky watching Taylor from Hell!'' #dndads #dungeons and daddies #nick foster #I'm sure I mustn't be the only person who's proposed a headcanon to this effect but anyways in light of recent events! #and Taylor asks Nicky what kind of cookies he likes and Nicky says ''oatmeal raisin'' and Taylor says ''gross'' #but insists on putting those ones out next year and every year after that #nicky freeman #taylor swift dndads #highkey knowing Nicky and the dumbass shenanigans he gets wrapped up in he would do something to accidentally become the real santa claus #like he shows up to the wrong house one year and gets spotted #so then in his mind he has to show up to *both* houses next year #but then the kid from the other house tells all their friends #and what is he gonna do- not get gifts for all of them too? that wouldn't be fair. #you see where I'm going with this? #dndads holiday special starring Nicky in the tale of how he became saint nick #I won't lie to you folks the Closes and Swifts are basically the only reason I care at all about this holiday haha #(though happy holidays to all of you celebrating- whatever you're celebrating!) #''but you're hosting a holiday event!'' YEAH AND LOOK WHO IT'S FOR LOL #(back at my conspiracy board) santa... is just an anagram for satan... it all makes sense!

[twosgays]

Went to a cute shop that opened up near my gf’s place! Had to bring Sugar Cookie to check it out 🩷 It’s called Miniso and it had a bunch a bunch of awesome snacks and cute accessories!!

Also brought along my newest little friend, Chachki!

#furby #f: sugar cookie #f: chachki #the store really matched her vibe so well #my furby #furby fandom #furblr #furbies #safe furby #all furby #furby community #furbys #furby photography #furby outing #furby baby #furby 1998 #furby family #furby love #baby furby #crystal furby baby #furblets #furblet #furby collection #furbs #my furbies #furby tumblr #allfurby #safefurby #miniso #miniso store