#Pls I made myself laugh so hard w these

[hamartia-grander]

Bald's Gays 3 memes

#Baldur's gate 3 #Bg3 #My art #Someone PLEASE notice how I made Ulder's beautiful bald head so shiny... Disco bald....... #Shadowzel #Bg3 memes #Wyllstarion #Karlach #Bg3 karlach #Wyll Ravengard #Lae'zel #Shadowheart #Astarion #enver gortash #orin the red #Bg3 Orin #ulder ravengard #Karlach Cliffgate #Mizora #Bg3 Mizora #bloodpact #Pls I made myself laugh so hard w these

[rosykims]

mind blind — gracie wiseman x ambrose kim. ♡

"i've learned to be wary of unpredictable variables."

#oc: gracie #mind blind #dear god ive missed making templates sooooooo bad this quite literally fixed me #i love them so much sorry for being a one trick pony but i refuse to work on myself or change <3 #also note 1: slow like honey is the most criminally underrated fiona song pls invite it into your lives #note 2: i was so close to saying ambrose makes the first move but. pre relationship he obvsly doesnt so i went w gracie begrudgingly lol #note 3: the lovers text made me laugh so hard when i wrote it. her ''choice'' is whether or not she should fuck her teacher btw <3

[mooooonnnzz]

How do I do this? // Miguel O’Hara x daughter!reader

i come out of my hibernation to post a lil dad daughter fanfic of miguel trying to tie up your hair <33

۵ i kept seeing people wanting more miguel w a kid reader so I HAD TO WRITE ITTT

۵ fem reader w long/medium hair length!!

۵ short sweet n simple <33 i wrote it w a teen reader in mind but u can imagine younger too

۵ there is some spanish! although, my spanish is very rough so if i made a mistake please kindly correct me!

︵‿︵‿୨♡୧‿︵‿︵

Miguel’s teeth clamped down on his lower lip as he thought. The gears slowly turned in his head as he stares at your untamed hair. “Okay, so what do I do again?” He looks at you through the mirror and smirks at your annoyed expression.

“Papi, I can do this myself. You know that right?” You said, eyes glancing at his hand that held the scrunchie. He was stretching it, playing with it as if it was a toy, if he’d stretch it anymore he’d snap it in half. “Don’t mess with the scrunchie like that.” Your hand reached out to snatch it away from him but he jerked his hand away. “Let me learn how to tie your hair.” Miguel frowned, using his other hand to collect your hair.

“I’m letting you, just don’t stretch it like that.” You tell him, feeling a little silly to be the one to reprimand him for his actions. How the tables have turned.

“So many instructions,” Miguel muttered, exaggeratedly rolling his eyes. “So dramatic.” You say through a chuckle.

“So I put your hair through the thing?” Miguel squints his eyes in confusion. A slight smile pulls on your lips at how clueless he looked.

“Yes, and if you need any help—“

“—I don’t need any help. I got this.”

Miguel’s eyes darted between the scrunchie that was looped around his fingers and to your hair that he had in an awkward hold. He was trying to imagine how he would put your hair through the hair band, and with each scenario, he’d go through in his head, he would come out more clueless. A small laugh slipped past your lips at his expression.

Miguel looked at you through the mirror, raising a brow. “¿Te estás riendo de mí?”

“No! No. Never.” The large smile that was threatening to shine through was getting harder and harder to conceal. The look of pure confusion on Miguel’s face was impossible to not laugh at.

“No te rias.” Miguel attempted to put on a stern voice, but it was futile. He couldn’t pretend to be mad at you, not when he’s hearing you laugh and seeing you smile. Those two things are one of the many things he loves about you.

“Do you want me to show you how to do it one more time?” Your voice was thick with amusement.

Miguel let out a defeated sigh and nodded his head. He let go of your hair and handed the band over to you. You thanked him and with quick and easy steps, you collected your hair and put it up into a ponytail. Undoing your hair, you looked at Miguel through the mirror. “Do you understand?”

Miguel’s eyebrows knitted together in confusion. “Hacerlo otra vez.” He instructed.

“Papi? En serio?” You put your back up again for Miguel to understand, yet he couldn’t wrap his head around the magic of you tying up your hair. “It’s not that hard, Pa.”

“To me, yes, it is hard.” Miguel grabs the scrunchie from you and tries once more to tie your hair up.

“You’re not going to get it.”

“Shh.”

The band splits into two with the sheer force of him stretching it out the moment he finally loops your hair into it.

There’s a small moment of silence where Miguel is grieving over his failure while you’re trying your hardest not to laugh.

“Me voy. Ya no quiero hacer esto.” He slumped forward in defeat as he walks out of the bathroom. You barrel over in laughter, tears pricking at the edge of your eyes. “Te lo dije!”

if anybody has anymore ideas for dad miguel pls send bc i’m willing to write them we need more platonic miguel fanfics 😭

@strbyallycow

#across the spiderverse #into the spider verse #spiderman across the spiderverse #miguel ohara x reader #miguel ohara #miguel spiderverse #miguel spiderman #atsv miguel #miguel x you #miguel o'hara #miguel o’hara x reader #miguel o’hara x daughter! reader #miguel o’hara x teen! reader #miguel o’hara x kid!reader #miguel o’hara x y/n #dad!miguel #miguel o’hara x daughter!reader

[fxrmuladaydreams]

pls waking up to morning sex w rbr! seb after a crazy night of partying after his win 🏆

!!!!!!!!!!!!

warnings: unprotected p in v sex (wrap it before you tap it)

send me blurb requests for any of my drivers

nsfw under the cut, minors dni

The sun streams into your hotel room through the thin white curtains at the window. It’s nearing midday, the parties from the night before lasted well into the early morning, and rightfully so. Sebastian had won his first world championship, he deserved to be celebrated.

However it isn’t the sunlight that pulls you from sleep, it’s your boyfriend’s hand, lightly stroking your thigh under the sheets. Your eyes slowly open to see the blonde looking down at you, a lazy smile on his face.

“Good morning schatz.”

You smile, pulling him closer to you. “Good morning champion of the world.”

He laughs, shaking his head. “You know, I don’t feel like we really got to celebrate last night…”

You furrow your brows, looking up at him. “What do you mean? We were out until four in the morning.”

“Yeah, but we never got to celebrate just you and I.” His hand travels from your thigh to the waistband of your underwear, his fingers toying with the hem.

“Oh.” You hum. “Well, we could celebrate now. If you still want to?”

He smirks. “If I ever don’t want to then you need to take me to the hospital.”

You almost laugh, but are stopped short when his fingers push your underwear to the side, and softly run along your folds. You sigh, letting your eyes flutter closed.

He lets his fingers languidly stroke up and down. You let out a frustrated groan, moving to hold his wrist, pushing it closer to your center.

“More Seb, please.”

“Well since you said please.” He pushes a finger inside you, slowly stroking your walls.

You softly moan, your head falling to the side, deeper into the pillows. He leans down to kiss at your neck, allowing his teeth to scrape against the column of your throat.

Your hips lift off the bed, chasing his hand as he thrusts his finger in and out of you.

“Oh, you want more?” He asks with a teasing lilt to his voice before he adds another finger.

It’s not long before he’s turned you into a writhing mess, begging for him to be inside you.

He pulls his fingers away from you just before you hit your peak, groaning as your walls clamp down around him as he slowly pushes himself inside of you.

“I won’t last long.” You whine, your hips thrusting up to meet his, pushing him all the way in.

With the grip you have around him he knows he won’t either. His thrusts go from slow and long to quick and hard within a few minutes, both of you desperately chasing your highs.

“Seb, I can’t hold it.” You groan, tugging at his hair to get him to look at you.

“Let it go for me.”

His words send you tumbling over the edge, practically crying out his name.

He follows just after, groaning out your name as he cums, leaning his head down to rest against your neck.

You whine as he slowly pulls himself out of you, carefully moving to lay next to you.

He watches as you stare up at the ceiling, trying to catch your breath. Your eyes are a little glazed over, and there’s a light sheen of sweat coating your body. To him, you’ve never looked more beautiful.

“Ich liebe dich.” He says softly.

You turn to look at him and smile. “I love you too.”

He reaches an arm out to pull you closer to him, to which you shake your head.

“I have to clean myself up. You made a mess down there.” You roll your eyes but don’t hide the grin on your face.

He’s quick to trap you beneath his body before you can leave the bed.

“Then I guess I’d better clean up my mess.” He smirks at you before disappearing under the sheets.

“Seb, I- oh!” You squeal when you feel his tongue lap at your center.

“Make yourself comfortable schatz, you only win your first world championship once, and I plan on keeping you here to celebrate all day.” He says as he presses soft kisses against your clit.

#sebastian vettel x reader #sebastian vettel #sv5 #sebastian vettel smut #formula one x reader

[boydepartment]

so cute - anton lee x reader

a/n: DONT LOOK AT ME RN…. okay i’m having a moment shut up i can’t sleep. this is completely self indulgent and writing for fun so whooooooops

warnings- none just fluff and goofy. idol! anton. photography major! reader. (i am not a photography major so pls um bare w me) THIS IS ALSO REALLY CLICHE SO I AM SORRY i also have no idea what tags to use :( so if you are on riize tumblr PLS HELP ME IN MY INBOX WITH TAGS

wc- 250-300

MASTERLIST

when you sat down after you ordered you got all your stuff organized. you had a plan to meet your friend to study together at a small but sweet boba shop. a lot of college students would come and go and half the fun of studying was procrastinating and choosing to people watch instead.

your friend was late and so you were left to fend for yourself. which was okay, it didn’t bother you. you got a little lost in thought and didn’t even notice the gaggle of boys walk in.

you didn’t even notice when the second cashier called up your order and you skipped over to pick it up. it tasted sweet and made you smile.

the way you set up your table looked really nice so you took a couple steps away from your chair to take a photo, not for class. just for fun.

your notes and laptop looked like those aesthetic posts on pinterest and the view outside the window was not the worst for a parking lot. you looked down at your phone and frowned, maybe the flash would help?

you went to get in position again when a guy totally bumped into you. sending both of you crashing onto the floor!

when you sat up you saw all his friends almost sprint out of the shop laughing, you looked down, eyes widening.

“i’m so sorry! here let me help you up!” you stood up and put your hands out. he was quiet and took your hands. you bent over and picked up his thankful pre-poked boba, nothing spilled thank goodness!

“are you okay?” you asked, handing his drink to him. it was a little hard to tell or read him as he was wearing a mask, there was only so much you could read with his eyes.

your head turned to the side trying to get an answer out of him. eventually he snapped out of whatever daze he was in. did this boy hit his head too hard?

“it was my fault! i was walking backwards while talking and i didn’t see you i’m sorry…” the boy was very soft spoken and it took you by surprise. a lot of people you met in college were a little outspoken.

you smiled at him, hoping to lighten the mood, “it’s okay it was an accident!”

“you fell pretty hard on your knees, are you okay?” he asked, noticing that they looked pretty scuffed.

“oh! i’m okay. don’t worry about it.” you went to grab your bag which softened the blow of your fall.

“is your phone okay? if it’s broken i can help pay for the damages…”

that was sweet of him…

you looked at your phone and saw the crack in the screen protector, “it’s a little cracked but it’s just the screen protector! it’s fine! if anyone asks i can tell them about this.” you laughed a little and looked at him again, “my friend’s gonna wish she wasn’t late…!”

you heard the boy laugh a little, “i still feel bad for tripping over you and ruining your photo, can i do anything to make up for it?”

“there’s no need to feel bad!” you said quickly- waving you hands back and forth, “again it’s totally okay. you should probably get back to your friends though… they kinda ran off.”

you saw him look outside the window, scoffing a little, “i’m going to choose to ignore them.”

this made you laugh, it was a total 180 from his voice, it was cute.

“i’m y/n. i figure since we’re having a conversation it’s appropriate to introduce myself, since you’re not just falling over me and dipping.” you stuck your hand out again.

he looked at your hand and shook it, “anton.” his eyes curved which told you he was smiling. cute.

“um… your friend still isn’t here… can i sit with you?”

you nodded, might as well, it wasn’t like you were studying. he happily took a seat next to you.

“you’re in college right?”

you nodded, “mhm! photography major!” you opened a file and scooted your laptop to him. anton looked through your photos almost amazed.

“i’m trying to put together my portfolio right now actually. i’m hoping i’ll get a job soon.” you explained, leaning your head on your palm.

he practically perked up at this, “my friends and i need a photographer for our next show!”

“show?”

“ummmmmmmmmm.” anton scratched his neck, “yes. show. music. yaknow….”

you smiled, “honestly, if it pays well, i’d love to.”

he looked at you and nodded, really enthusiastically. you felt pride bubble in you for someone being so impressed by your work to offer you a job.

“can i get your number to get the details?” you asked, unlocking your phone, he was cute and even if the job didn’t work out, maybe a date would. you could hear his phone buzzing rapidly.

anton nodded again and put his information in, “text me your name n stuff and i’ll answer i promise.” he stood up, “i really need to get back to my friends they’re blowing up my phone… even though they ditched me…”

you laughed again, “no problem. i’ll text you!”

“yeah!” he was walking away from you smiling when he ran into the door awkwardly. almost like the scene of a movie. it was so cute.

he was so cute.

#kpop #riize #riize x reader #riize imagines #riize anton #riize fluff #riize comfort #anton lee #anton x reader #anton fluff #anton lee fluff #lee chanyoung #lee chanyoung imagines #lee chanyoung x reader #riize wonbin #riize sohee #riize seunghan

[greazyfloz]

I need a pt4 pls your so talented

Smut: w/ Trevor Zegras

Wanna Try - Part 4

Since Trevor left, probably to deal with his problem, it was just Jamie and I sitting in the room watching Netflix. Not even really liking horror movies, Jamie sat across the room texting on his phone. Then looks over at me,

"Why did he agree to a movie if he was going to miss half of it?" he laughs

"No idea" I laugh

"Yo, Z!" Jamie yells just as Trevor reappears in the room

"What?"

"Oh, Why are we watching this if you are just going to jerk off in your room" Jamie says figuratively as he turns to look at Trevor.

I look at Trevor and purse my lips together trying not to laugh as although Jamie wasn't being serious, he was correct. Trevor looks at Jamie puzzled and Jamie's eyes grow wide

"No you weren't!" Jamie says then starts laughing hysterically, "You couldn't have waited?"

"That excited for Scream?" I ask playing along as if I had no idea about his issue

"Jenna Ortega actually" he says proudly, sitting on the couch beside me

We all settle down and continue watching the movie, well tried to.

"Wait, who is Billy?" Trevor asks

"He is the killer from the first scream movie" I answer

"Okay, so what is he so important?"

"Oh my god Z! Are you even watching?" Jamie says

When the movie finishes, I look at the time and it reads 11:30pm. I stand and look between the two boys, "Well, it's late" I say before making my way to the door.

"Just stay here" Jamie says

"Yeah, I'm not sleeping on the couch"

"You don't have to" Trevor says

"Yeah, take his bed. He will take the couch" Jamie says jokingly and looks at Trevor giving him a funny look

"I'm sure princess would be willing to do that" I say turning back around towards the door

"Sure I will" Trevor says, "couch is comfy enough"

"I'll see you later" I say to the boys shutting the door behind me then making my way to my car. I immediately pulled my phone out and texted Trevor

Y/N: If you want to fuck me so bad, come to my place... my roommates aren't home

Y/N: Don't make it obvious when you leave

I put my phone down and drive back to my place. Not making any stops on the way there. I pulled into my parking lot and checked to see if I had missed any texts from Trevor, but nothing. I texted back the people who had texted me back before grabbing my purse from the passenger seat and making my way towards the door.

I put the code into the front door to get into my apartment and open the door to walk inside when I see Trevor's Bronco in the reflection of the glass windows in front of me. I smile to myself and act like I didn't notice him come and made my way up to my apartment since he knows the code.

I walk inside and leave the front door open just a crack so he comes in. Sitting at the table waiting for him to come in, I watch as he quickly barges into my apartment. I stand a make my way over to him as he looks at me worriedly,

"You left your apartment door wide open" he says pointing back at the door

"I know" I smile before pressing my lips hard on his then pulling away, "I was expecting a visitor"

He swallows hard then presses his lips back on mine. We quickly help each other get undressed, eager to feel each other. After we are completely naked Trevor licks his lips and pressing them back against lip as we begin making out.

He lifts me up and slides me on the kitchen counter as he jerks himself off. His other hand trails down my body then brushes against my pussy making me shudder

"No foreplay, just fuck me" I tell him leaning down and smashing my lips on to his. He pulls away to pull me off the counter and turn me around so he can push me against it. He pushes his cock inside of me without warning although his cock isn't fully hard.

As he thrusts inside of me I can feel him harden making me moan louder as me continue to fuck, "Fuck Trevor" I moan as he pumps his cock inside of me.

"You don't know how long I've wanted to do this" Trevor says leaning into my ear from behind me as he continues to fuck me, "You feel so good around my cock" he says again making me melt.

He continues thrusting until eventually his thrusts slow down, "Okay, I'm close" he says pulling himself out of me, "your lips need to make me cum"

I turn and slide down the cabinets until I'm facing his cock. I grab it a jerk him off lightly before taking him in my mouth, "Fuck! Just like that" he says as I continue taking him back and forth in my mouth

"Oh shit!" he says before I feel his warm liquid run down my throat. I swallow before standing and Trevor squints his eyes at me as if he were ashamed, "You know I like to watch you swallow"

"Sorry" I say standing up and making my way to my bathroom.

I hear Trevor follow me, and watch as I turn on the shower, "I wasn't getting an invite" he asks.

"You don't need one" I say looking at him as I step inside the shower.

Trevor follows me inside and we take turns cleaning each other with the sponge. I turn around to face the water and take the opportunity to ask him something without having to face him

"Trev?" I ask

"Yeah"

"What did you mean, 'you don't know how long I've been waiting to do this?' " I ask him

"I didn't say that" he denies making me turn around and face him

"Yes, you did" I say and he sighs

"I said what I said" he says and shrugs

"Yeah, how long have you been waiting?" I ask him and he looks away awkwardly.

"Why don't we talk about this, maybe not in the shower" he laughs

"just tell me"

"For like a couple months" he says and my eyes go wide, "Fuck, I'm sorry"

"You've wanted to fuck me for months?"

"Well not just fuck..." Trevor says again looking away awkwardly and I turn around to shut off the water

"Wow" I say and he steps out of the shower and turns to open the door.

"I'll-um- just go"

"Wait" I say reaching for his hand, "stay the night"

Trevor turns around and looks down at me observing me face to see if I was serious.

"Okay" he says and I smile at him. I lean forward and kiss his lips and he kisses me back.

"So are we friends or.." I say looking around the room before looking back at him, "Are we kinda together now?" I ask him and he smiles widely

"Wanna Try?"

#nhl imagine #nhl fanfiction #nhl fic #nhl writing #hockey imagines #nhl smut #trevor zegras x y/n #trevor zegras smut #trevor zegras fic #trevor zegras #trevor zegras imagine

[renata-has-thoughts]

W/c: 1.4k Pairing: Female Reader x Tyler Durden Includes: NSFW, Service dom Tyler, incredibly horny/needy Tyler (couldn’t help myself haha), dubcon b/c drunk Tyler, fingering (reader receiving), dirty talk, Tyler begging, dubcon b/c Tyler begs (but reader is into it), insinuations of oral sex.

A/n: Something short for today. She was yowling while I was writing this I stg. Either ‘version’ of Tyler can be imagined, as I didn’t use physical descriptors for him. Please check the tags, as this is sort of dubious in nature, but both are into it. Irl, don’t do this. Pls. Per usual, no minors (obviously). Enjoy.

You didn’t participate in Fight Club. But dating the founder and leader of it meant you had the general idea of what went down. The rules were easy. Don’t talk about it, two men to a fight, so on and so forth. Another thing you knew: Tyler had gotten into the recent habit of taking a shot for every time he fought during a night of Fight Club prior to coming home for the evening. By that logic, tonight he must’ve been really pent up.

This occurred to you the very second Tyler walked through the door of your shared home. You knew him well, but you didn’t have to have any context to his behavior to know he was more than tipsy. Anyone with eyesight could tell you that.

It must’ve been about eleven or twelve, and you were pouring yourself a glass of water in the kitchen before calling it a night. You heard the clattering of keys from the door, and a muffled curse from a familiar voice. Typical Tyler.

A beat passed, and the blundering idiot finally figured out how to work the keys and get into the house, emerging with a groggy, “Honey, I’m h-home!”

You glanced over your shoulder to see him stumble into the kitchen, and promptly catch himself on the wall.

“Uhm, hi, Tyler,” you said, trying to fight the urge to smile.

“Good…eveni…hi,” he coughed, arching his back against his slumped position on the wall, moaning without shame when he cracked it just right.

From this motion, you could see something obvious. The poor bastard had a raging hard-on.

“Did Fight Club go well?” You asked, forgoing your prior activities to turn and face him, leaning against the counter with your arms crossed.

He didn’t answer for a moment, nodded drearily, then suddenly,

“I’m so fuckin’…hnghh…horny f-for you,” he growled, grimacing as he bucked his hips against nothing.

You raised your eyebrows, giving him an incredulous look, sparing your eyes to dart obviously from his own, to his erection, and back.

“You don’t say.”

“Oh, you’re such a teasee…fuck-you look,” he swallowed harshly, walking unevenly to the scratched-up table a few feet before you which acted as a mock counter island.

“I look…?” You prompted, biting your lip in an effort to not burst out laughing.

“I-fetching,” he managed to get out.

“Fetching?” You clarified. At this point it was getting difficult to not succumb to a fit of giggles. That was a new word for him. And to use it when you’re just in a pair of cotton shorts and some t-shirt?

“I dunno, fuckable, so…hah, so hot,” he sniffed, snatching up a loose pen from the table and proceeding to dance it across his knuckles.

It was a common stim for him-drunk or not-to fiddle with a pen. He was actually rather impressive with it, too. With the way he focused so intently on it at that moment, you felt like he was an exotic bird trying to coax in a mate. A futile display to try and get you to find him more enticing.

“Do you like how my…my fingers work, hmm?” He muttered, sparing a quick look up to your steady gaze on his hands. “Do you like how quick I am with ‘em? You…you wann’em up y-your pussy? Curling and pushing in and out, up ‘n down…in and…fuck.” He dropped the pen and frowned.

You unintentionally got a bit turned on from his murmurs of fingering you, to be honest. He was so desperate for you-his only focus-even subconsciously. The attention made you avert your eyes. Despite his clear desires, he was probably worn out from fighting and shouldn’t worry about fucking you. But you couldn’t help crossing one leg over another.

He took notice of this move, and stepped closer, cornering you against the counter.

“Do you want me? Want me t-to fuck you?” His hips were dangerously close to yours.

“You’re drunk, Tyler,”

“I’m not…’n even if I was, I always wanna fuck you when ‘m so-ngh-…not drunk, too.” He wasn’t wrong in saying that. The man was always horny. He closed the distance and pushed his groin against yours.

Oh, whatever. Damn it all. You threw your head back and moaned. Who wouldn’t?

“Tyler, you-“ you fought one last time, trying to retain some dignity. Deep down, though-in fact, not really deep down at all-you wanted him so bad.

“Please, say yes, ple-pleaasee…” He choked out, dipping his head in proximity to your neck.

“Okay, yeah, but-but just hand stuff-“ you managed before he crashed his lips onto your jawline, kissing and biting with the need of a starved man. He was practically growling with lust.

“We should…go to the bedroom, Ty,”

“N-ngh-noo, lemme take you on the c-counter…” he whined, grumbled against your skin as he continued to mouth all over you.

“Mmm…fine,” you sighed, a small grin on your face as you smoothed out his hair.

With that, he hooked his arms under your knees and hoisted you up onto the counter. You instinctually propped yourself up with your elbows.

Quickly, but clumsily, he slid off your shorts, exposing how wet you already were.

“Y’want my fingers? In you?”

“I said ‘hand stuff’, didn’t I?”

His hands curved up your thighs, pulling them apart so he could have better access to you.

“This ‘s what I’ve wanted all night…” he moaned, fingering along your slit.

“Christ, Tyler..shit!…” you moaned with him, clenching your eyes closed as a result of the stimulation.

“Wan’ my fingers to rub all over your cli-?”

“Yes, Tyler, just, fucking fuck me already!”

“Ahh, that’s what I like…” he growled, pumping two fingers in, easily due to your wetness, letting his thumb rest on your clit.

You mumbled a slurry of ‘yes’s incoherently when he began to thrust his fingers in and out of you, just as he had promised. His thumb inadvertently moved up and down on your clit as a wonderful consequence of his ministrations.

“Mmm, I knew you’d like this..,” Tyler groaned, quickly kissing the inside of one of your thighs as he picked up the pace.

“You’re too damn good, Ty, h-how could I not..?” You stuttered amidst broken noises.

“You think this ‘s good? Just you…heh, just you wait…” he groaned before curling up his fingers with each pump, grazing perfectly over your g-spot every time.

“Oh, Tyler, oh fuck! Yes!” You winced, fighting to keep your eyes from closing shut so you could look down at him.

For a quick beat, he made eye contact with you, and shot you a devious, drunken grin. It was both adorable and also very, very hot.

You barely noticed his erection against one of your legs as he got himself off on it, his small whimpers mixing with yours in harmony.

Somehow, impossibly, he got faster. By nature, you clenched around his fingers, especially as he added a third one with a slight chuckle at your reaction.

“Oh, fuck you, Tyler, you jackass, fuck that-feels-“ you couldn’t finish your sentence when his thumb, already rubbing on your clit, started circling it, too.

“Feels good?”

You nodded with desperate feverence.

By some fantastic talent, he didn’t let up, enjoying your moans and their ever-increasing pitch as he worked at what he was lusting over for so long.

“You gonna cum? Pleaseee tell me your gonna cum, I wanna with you-I wanna cum with you,” he droned, whining.

“Yeah, yeah, I’ll cum with you, Tyler, don’t let up,”

“I wasn’t, fuck, I wasn’t planning on it,”

You both moaned loudly, and one of your hands reached over and grabbed his shoulder, digging your nails into it as you came on his fingers. He wasn’t long behind you.

Your orgasm lasted a good amount of time, with Tyler expertly keeping the pace, only slowing down as your orgasm did. You didn’t even notice how he slid his groin off of your leg until it was off.

The first thing you said was with a laugh. “Did you cum in your pants, Tyler?”

“Could you’ve expected m-me not to…?”

His arms hooked under yours and he helped you back up onto your feet, still tingling from the climax.

“Do you wanna take this ‘nto the bedroom?” Tyler asked, still a bit tipsy and trying not to stumble over his words.

“What?”

“Whaddya mean ‘what’? ‘m not done with you,”

You placed your hand in his and bit your lip from a smile, letting him lead you.

“I know you said, l-like, hand stuff ‘n whatever, but…can I use my mouth on you? Please? I’ll be good, ‘n-“

“Yes, Tyler, you can,”

“Thanks.”

You forgot all about the water you originally went in to get.

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End

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Reposts and comments are more than appreciated

#tyler durden #Tyler durden smut #tyler durden x reader #the narrator fight club #fight club smut #the narrator x reader

[synthetickitsune]

if ur writing cute soohyuk ones pls consider one where reader is obsessed with some feature of his (ahem hands) or even the other way round w him being obsessed with some feature of her 😁🫶

The fact that I paused working on the fic I'm writing purely for myself to write this tells you a lot about how much I love Soohyuk's hands... 🫠

Lee Soohyuk | Adoration fluff (a lil' suggestive towards the end) | 0.8k

He’s still asleep. Not a rare occurrence, but a welcomed one nonetheless. Maybe it’s the spring in the air, maybe it’s the soft morning light, or perhaps you’re just in love. Whatever’s the case, you can’t help but wonder. He looks so relaxed in his sleep, all the stress and schedules weighing down on him forgotten. He’s always beautiful, but right now you can’t get enough. 

Your eyes fall lower, away from his face to his hand that lays outstretched on the covers, as if reaching for you. You check again quickly that he’s still asleep. Getting teased is not on the list of things you look forward to in the morning. Then you reach for him too. 

Carefully and gently you brush your fingertips across the back of his hand. Some of his veins rise like ridges, making a perfect texture to trace. You’ve always loved Soohyuk’s hands. It’s hard not to stare whenever he grips the steering wheel, when he’s just holding a mug of his morning coffee, or even when he’s covering your hand with his. Even harder is not to openly and shamelessly whine when his hand grips your thigh under the table.

“What are you doing?” comes his voice, more a rumble than speech, low and quiet. His eyes remain closed, only his lips pout when you retract your hand. “Nothing.”

“It felt too nice for a nothing,” he fights back a yawn and finally his dark eyes meet yours. You return the smile he gives you, and as always you give in.

Your gaze follows the movement of your hand just so you don’t have to look at him, but you know he watches your hand too. He chuckles when you resume your actions. After a moment, he takes your hand in his, your fingers easily sliding between his. He pulls your hand to his lips, kissing the back of it, and his touch is so warm. It’s so simple. It’s so ordinary. And yet something flutters in your belly.

He lies your hands back between you, letting go only to prompt you to continue. And so you do - you caress his hand, from his fingertips to his wrist and back. Then, tracing his veins like roads on a map, you venture your touch further up his forearm. All the while you’re aware of his eyes on you, of the tender smile on his lips.

“How did I deserve all this attention?” he asks, and there’s no hint of teasing. Maybe the morning made him lazy and starving for touch too.

“You always have my full attention.”

“Uh-huh, that’s why you’re ogling the guys on tv all the time.”

“I just like the characters, Soohyuk,” you roll your eyes but the smile stays on your lips, “And you’re jealous even if it’s your character.”

“Maybe,” he whispers. You huff quietly and let your hand rest over his, your fingers again instinctively intertwining with his.

“I just like your hands.”

“You seem to like them a lot,” again, no teasing. Soohyuk’s voice is so warm. His thumb raises up to caress the side of your hand. 

“More than a lot,” you admit. You raise your eyes, see him watching you with a lazy smile on his lips. It’s like he can look into your soul. You’d believe that. And as you watch him watching you, you wonder and you doubt-

“Don’t,” he whispers, but not unkindly, “I love you.”

It’s so easy to repeat the words with just as much honesty.

“Want to hear my favorite thing?” he slides his hand from underneath yours and towards you, and you let it curl around your waist and pull you closer to him. A nod is enough of an answer.

“Your back,” he says and as he does so, his hand follows the dip of your spine. You laugh, shaking your head.

“Don’t laugh,” he chides, “It’s hot.”

“My back is hot?” you raise a brow at him. He pulls himself even closer, his lips now brushing against yours but he doesn’t allow you the luxury of a kiss.

“Well, you think my hands are hot too,” he waits for your guilty confirmation before he continues, “And I think it’s hot when I see your naked back.” He finally lets your lips meet, if only for a second.

“Right after a shower, when I know you can still feel me inside you,” he whispers before another too-short kiss. It takes his soft shushing you to stop you before you can whine. “With your hair still wet and dripping down your back.”

Your body is flush against his, searing hot under the covers. His lips keep pressing against yours, his tongue only teasing your lips before he pulls away.

“That’s when I know you’re all mine,” he continues, “And then you put on my shirt and I’m gone.”

Finally. Finally he pushes you onto your back and covers your body with his. His lips finally stay glued to yours, kissing you breathless and senseless. Your hands rake through his hair, and you close your eyes and entrust all that you are to him.

#lee soohyuk #lee soohyuk x reader #lee soohyuk scenarios #lee soohyuk imagines #drabble #fluff #requested

[bp-zb1fics]

hey could you make some one shots w kum junhyeon where he says something mean to reader but then he regret it at the end

You didn’t have to say it like that

pairing: kum junhyeon x s/o reader

pronouns: none used

genre: canon au, angst ish, fluff, hurt-comfort

tw/tags: junhyeon confession flashback, bp finale aftermath, intrusive thoughts, junhyeon going through it, harsh words, giving space, apologies, cuddling

wc: 729

summary: your boyfriend has many words to say and sometimes some of them hurt.

a/n last lil drabble before I take a smol break to work on finals 😭 ~ pls love, appreciate and enjoy!

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You know Junhyeon talks a lot. Maybe a little too much sometimes. The words just flow out until some of them end up tangled in others, switching places, creating completely new meanings. You know this because that’s how he confessed to you.

“I know me really like you, will I go out with you?”

You stare for a second. Then, you laugh.

“Well, I hope you will.”

It takes him about a minute of celebrating before he realises exactly what he had said.

Everyone you told was amazed that you understood him so fast.

After the finale, he’s the quietest you’ve ever seen him. Sure, he’s smiling, handing out his enthusiastic congratulations to the debut members, greeting the other trainees. But as soon as the cameras are off and he joins you backstage, Junhyeon shuts off.

It isn’t the good kind of silence either. More like something uncomfortable is buried underneath his skin, emanating from him in an oddly dark dejected way. He moves mechanically, following behind as you unlock the door. It’s late and he just sits there. You sit with him.

“How are you feeling?” You venture tentatively, a little unsure of how to navigate around this Junhyeon. You’ve seen him angry, sad, tired, deliriously happy and downright silly but this seemed like something else entirely.

“I dunno, just tired I guess.”

“You’ve worked hard. You should rest.”

He laughs humorlessly.

“That’s what all of them told me. You’ve worked hard, Junhyeon-ah. You’lll get there, Junhyeon-ah. You did your best. Is this my best? Okay, maybe with my rank, I shouldn’t expect anything but I was close. I could’ve made it. But I didn’t, and I should have expected that but-”

He’s breathing so hard that you’re a little worried.

“They told me to prepare myself. Hoetaek-hyung, Jongwoo-hyung, even Kamden-hyung and Seungeonie were ready for it. So how come I wasn’t, huh? How could I even expect to-”

“Hyeoni, I-”

“No. You don’t get it. Just, just don’t say anything.” 

His voice is quiet and fierce and ice cold and he’s never spoken to you that way. And it hurt, honestly, it did.

Of course, you didn’t get it. You were just another member of the audience, looking at what was happening from the outside. Maybe dating Junhyeon gave you a little more to work with than an average person but you still watched through the screen as they edited these boys down into characters and fit them into specific shelves for applause. You watched. Junhyeon lived that.

So no, you really didn’t get it. But he didn’t have to say it that way. He’s upset, angry, sad, frightfully so because he put months of work into this program and while not everyone got to stand in the spotlight in the end, he’s told you how addicting it is once you get a taste.

You don’t say anything. You get up and go take a shower. Maybe you let a few tears flow while the water’s running, to soothe the sharp ache in your chest. The shower goes until your skin is pink from the heat and tender to touch. You get dressed, do your skincare, dry your hair and go to bed, resisting the urge to check on your boyfriend again.

Junhyeon slips in beside you when you’re dozing off, hair haphazardly dried, skin as pink as yours.

“I’m sorry.” He murmurs. “I shouldn’t have said those things.”

“You weren’t wrong,” you whisper back.

“I still shouldn’t have said it that way.” he tells you. “I was frustrated and mad at myself and I took it out on you.”

“It’s fine, I think. Just let me know if you’re feeling like that and you want to talk and you just want me to listen.”

“Okay.” He agrees. “I’m sorry again.”

You open your arms and he slips between them, letting you hold him.

“It will be fine.” He says both to you and to himself. “The company said they’ve got plans for us too if we don't make it.”

“That’s the spirit.”

Your eyes are so heavy, all too soothed by the smell of his shampoo and how warm he is.

“I get the whole week off, I think. We should do something tomorrow.”

“Okay, Hyeoni.”

He gives you a quick kiss before relaxing into the sheets.

“Goodnight.”

“Goodnight Hyeoni”

“Dream of me~”

Maybe you will.

#boys planet #boys planet fics #boys planet x reader #boys planet mnet #boys planet drabbles #boys planet 999 #kpop fics #kpop scenarios #kpop fanfic #kpop fanfics #kum junhyeon #kum junhyeon x reader #kum junhyeon fic #kum junhyeon drabble #fic request #bp-zb1fics

[trophyfemmebimbo]

facefuck anon here!! didn’t expect my last ask to be popular omg now i feel shy 😭😭 but here are some more things my butch fwb has done you guys might enjoy 🥰🥰 as always everything (!!) was consensual and enjoyed by everyone lol

1) she fucked me in the ass so hard i was really sore after and for the rest of the day she’d randomly grab my thong and pull it into my ass so she could see me wince and try to hold it together

2) fucked my throat & slammed me down on her dick nd held my head down on it & when i started choking on it for real and trying to come up for air she plugged my nose and held me in place & then laughed at me when i was gagging and spluttering and genuinely almost vomiting 🥰

3) fucked my tits & made me stick out my tongue so she could stick the tip of her dick in my mouth with every thrust while i drooled all over it n myself

4) skullfucked me v hard to the point where i was covered in tears & drool & runny makeup trying desperately to stay alive lol just looking and sounding fucking pathetic and she kept pounding my throat. i was making a real effort but it was a lot and i was struggling when she was like “btw i’m fucking your ass after this and i don’t think i want to use lube. so you better put in some effort here because this is all you’re getting otherwise i’m going in dry” so she then basically made me beg to be skullfucked and whenever i’d start crying and gagging and choking again trying to pull off she’d be like “yeah sure just remember when this is going after” and then i’d just force myself to do it anyways and she’d just smirk and be like “yeah that’s what i thought” (we still used lube after bc of physical safety but it was a really hot power trip)

5) i was out with some mutual friends and texted her if she was coming out (bc i wanted to get my back blown out later hehe) then she showed up looking like the fratboy she is in like an army jacket and baseball hat and she grabbed a beer and walked up to me and the first thing she said was “so are you getting on my dick later? because that’s literally the only reason i came to see you” and i almost came on the spot

6) ignored most of what i said when we were sitting down having some drinks in my garden with friends and looked at my tits the whole time instead. after our friends left she told me she was more interested in my tits than anything i had to say anyway so i might as well get them out which i did 🫣 then a bit later she was like “oh god you’re still talking? don’t you have anything more useful you can do with your mouth?” before making me deepthroat my beer bottle and as i was doing it she went “just remember that basically anytime you try to talk to me this is what i imagine you doing”

7) kept threatening to come inside me and knock me up bc she was fucking my pussy while i kept begging her to pls pull out and she kept laughing at me until finally she told me she might come in my ass if i asked nicely enough so it ended with me begging her to pls pls pls put it in my ass even though i’d already said i didn’t want to have anal that night 🥺 (cnc!!)

8) riled me up sooo bad i was almost almost coming and then stopped and told me she wouldn’t make me come until i’d convinced her that her making me come was more important than my own dignity. ended up gagging myself w my own fingers down my throat, slapping myself in the face with her dick for five minutes straight and gushing about how her dick was my god, her asking me where she should shoot her next load and me jumping up, bending over and spreading my ass with no hesitation, bouncing my tits up and down while drooling all over them while she laughed at me, and telling her that i was a braindead dumb whore whose only purpose was to serve butch cock 🥰🥰 and then finally she made me come and i swear to god i blacked out it was so good

those are the more recent stories i can think of but i’m sure more will come back to me/there will be more in the future 🥰 sooo thankful for her and the sex we have, it’s literally all i ever wanted and more. also if you wanna tag this and maybe my previous ask so people can find it hehe i could maybe use the 🍒 emoji as a signature?? :))

ive been reading thru this ask a LOT the past few days truing to figure out how to do it justice with a response and all i can say is THANK YOU anon 🥺😭🥵 truly a blessing omg

#anon #🍒 #i......... every single part of this is 🤤💓💘💖💗💕🥵 #personally... #1 6 and 8 👀😳 #favourites

[shu-ramyeonz]

so are we getting the titles thing

replying to this anon, sorry for anyone uncfomortable with being tagged KGVHJFUGHB i will bow down and teleport to ur house to worship you in return - btw ty for this question , it seems super interesting 😭😭 ive never done anything like this before idrk how this will work side note: these are only ppl ik, i obviously havent talked to EVERYONE on enhablr so im so sorry, also ill be making my moots list soon so expect to be tagged once more IM SORRY JASOFJJDID

@heeseongism - enhablr’s it girl: i have explain this before but the unnecessary hate for being funny AND pretty just proves that shes a celebrity atp

@jaylaxies - enhablr’s leader: yk the 4th gen leader things, i rlly dont think ur on enhablr if u dont know aria, shes honestly the ariana grande of this app ( OH SHIT I JUST REALIZED THERES ARIA IN ARIANA, praise my play on words pls ) anyways she literally is our president KEOSIDUSJ and shes so humble despite being one of the biggest blogs give this woman an award

@hee-pster - enhablr’s first love: not just cuz she was one of my first friends but she just gives off those vibes , plus her smuts are unforgettable like ur first love, also she cant be replaced ( no matter how many rebounds u try to find THERE IS ONLY ONE JAN ) shes so unique and also so mature too UGH CMON everyones ideal type srsly

@svnoohe4rts - enhablr’s sunshine: shes honestly so cute and KOSJDONS idk i love her sm , shes just super silly and easy going i feel like if she walked past me id melt into the floor, she just makes everyones day

@aminatalks - enhablr’s baby: idk dont ask me, this is a genereliazed statement but everyone honestly just loves amina cmon now, shes so precious everyone here TREASURES this woman and im ready to defend her 24/7

@end-hyphen - enhablr’s older sister: i was gonna go for enhablr’s best friend, i think that fits too - but little sister fits better because she’s always there to listen and she’s superrrrrr supportive, the no.1 hype girl honestly, she’s just super funny and chill and someone ppl feel safe w

@donghoonie-3 - enhablr’s icon: she just inspires so many people, and makes everyone day honestly, everything she says makes me laugh but also dont be distracted bcuz she has the most sexy asf hard thoughts?? then somehow shes the sweetest funniest person after?? duality indeed

@forjongseong - enhablr’s girlboss: she has NOOOOOO misses on any of her posts/comments/interactions, super interesting to talk too and also she’s so mature while also being so friendly? she’s just the type of girl id envy if i saw her cuz she has such an amazing personality and she is the sweetest person on this app, HER AND ONLY HER END OF CONVO

@thots4hee - enhablr’s angel: once again dont be fooled bcuz when she gets horny she gets WHOREEEEEENYYYYY, but aside from that she’s so funny and sweet and she talks in the most precious way i need to put her in my pocket fr

@hyunjinsr - enhablr’s happy virus : honestly she just has an adorable smile and she’s so wholesome to talk to, i feel like knowing/seeing her happy just makes me happy too and she adds sm positivity to the dashboard its INSANE how a person can make my day

@criceofpain - enhablr’s happy pill: this one is different bcuz she’s so funny to me, specially when she talks in filo and she just swears like 100x million times, she also writes smuts that make me wanna drown myself bcuz its THAT GOOD,

@vivvys - enhablr’s sassy/duality queen: i dont think ppl understand, viv is so so insanely funny, shes up there when it comes to people who have made me laugh, LIKE A LAUGH NOT JUST A “hehe thats funni” a real “BWGAHSHSKASHA” ykwim? but then i see her defend herself and her friends and speak out on what she believes in and it’s like okay she will not take y’alls disrespect, she’s also the coolest person ever, like i idolize her honestly

@jojayke - enhablr’s little brother: WE HAVENT TALKED ONCE LMFAO, but i do follow his blog and support on the sidelines thru anons, but anyway i feel like ely is just such an amazinggggggggg writer that its like seeing ur little brother grow up to be such a talented and creative person? how honestly pls step up to the mic and teach us how 🎤🎤

#GIVE UR FRIENDS TITLES #dont kill me pls #anyways take this w a grain of salt #but also dont cuz i had to wrack ny brain and why was there literally REPEATED anons copy pasting a in my inbox #shufie; talks

[wildermouse]

Anything new lately? How are you?

ahh !!!

so like in life, nothing has really changed. my sister is back home for now and it’s been good hanging out with her. feel like i’ve really been bonding with my sisters this past year and it’s been nice.

i did, however, go to a Lights concert (my 7th or 8th one i think) and i held her hand (again) and it was amazing but what was even more amazing is that i dressed in a STATEMENT outfit (will post pics) and it was revealing and it was HOT and i felt GOOD and i got so hyped up by everyone even my MOM who only scolded me bc apparently i shouldn’t have been wearing any underwear with the pants i was wearing 💀💀 (pls mom they matched my top it was a good look (you’ll see)) and my friend & i went to a taphouse beforehand and got a couple drinks (i haven’t drank with anyone in SO LONG) and i got a little tipsy and we laughed SO much and it was healing and then i got two more drinks at the concert so i was feeling GOOD and i initiated conversation with this group of girls beside us and we mingled groups and i was so confident and talkative and flirty like oh my fuck i told them i was in my slut era and then my mom said she’s in hers too 💀 which they all loved and two of them at one point ran their nails across my scalp and the back of my neck and when i tell you i melted. jfc. in the middle of the club in a crowd at a concert. pls. and then i asked if anyone liked hugs bc i need a hug and this very tall hot woman volunteered and she held me dude. she fucking held me for a solid couple minutes and it was amazing. and then i hugged my sister and it made her emosh bc i don’t do that. there’s more to the night but oh my god it was just so fucking good. one of my favourite nights for sure. and the best part is i DON’T REGRET IT!! i almost always regret everything i do/say after i drink not bc i do anything bad it’s just that it makes my social anxiety fuck off so i’m more outgoing and vocal than usual. but nah, i was who i want to be. i’m growing.

i have TRAVEL PLANS !! my wifey is coming to visit at the end of next month and we’re gonna road trip!! gonna be so good i’ve been wanting to do this particular trip with her forever. then the rest of the plans are still up in the air but i’ll be going back to europe in the summer, and MAYBE in spring for a big tattoo but i’m thinking of postponing that til at least next year.

might move in w my mom spring-summer and start horseback riding again but that’s so complicated bc i’ve gotta take care of my sisters animals while she’s at work hhhh

i joined a warrior nun discord and have been making friends on there and it’s been sooo nice. i like actually have people to talk to. + the warrior nun fight is going so well and i love actually being an active part of the fight. y’all go watch warrior nun i s2g

idk like not a lot is currently happening but my mental state has been SO good since the beginning of the year. i think i was so burnt out for so long i needed last year to just.. lay down and do nothing. and it sucked, but i feel a lot better now. i feel motivated and i really wanna figure life stuff out. it’s hard bc it’s not all up to me but i’m working on it.

tomorrow is my birthday and instead of sulking away alone in my room i’m actually going out and bringing my friend with me and going to buy myself little birthday treats and getting tattoos and i reached out to people i haven’t seen in a long time and they’re hopefully joining me for board games and it’s just nice. the fact that i’m allowing myself to be happy on my birthday, to try and let myself feel worthy of others’ attention and time, to not beat myself up about wasting another year, so actually want to be seen. i think it says a lot about my mental state and i don’t remember the last time i’ve felt like this for longer than 10 minutes before the guilt sets in

so yeah. i’m good. i’m really good. or at least i’m starting to be <3

[wawawawawawawawawawawawawa]

the anon who doesnt have aspd and taught myself empathy again here! i've never talked to a psych (self diagnosed autism) and as a teen i was p sure i had aspd (i Knew shit was strange w me and really wanted an explanation and once i figured out my mix of trauma and autism things made sense) coz lack of remorse and shit but i never actually really matched the rest of it -- i dont have substance abuse issues and never have, im p easily entertained, i've had the same three friends basically my entire life. i do though describe myself as the worlds most boring hedonist coz like yeah i sometimes have a hard time controlling my impulses and im motivated by fun but for me thats usually p simple -- easily entertained. read a book, video games, jump around to music. i AM frequently bored though?? like its my most frequent emotion and ive spent a Long time learning to cultivate my joy and really feel it properly. but im also the most easily excitable person i know. i dunno, i have v large emotions that appear then disappear quite quickly. a favourire hobby of mine since i was a kid has been to start arguments between the ppl i care abt and see how large i could make them in a single session then solve the argument w/o the ppl realising i'd manufactured and egged on the argument. which typing that out now seems uh. an interesting hobby. but late last year i told my younger brother and he laughed coz its a v me thing to do and was like "yo thats fucked. pls stop doing it to me" so since then ive mainly tried to just like playfully tease ppl in a normal way coz cognitively i understand its a fucked thing to do and im trynna be like, a decent person who doesnt go outta my way to play w ppl for funsies. which yeah that uh... maybe i Should look into aspd more again, i did a fairly shallow look into it as a teen and relating to azula as much as i did as a kid (and izaya as an older teen/young adult) was deff a sign of smth

i've followed you on this blog for a while (i think you'd only had it for a couple weeks when i first followed u?) so yeah i did know the story abt u and ur fiance! v cute

i feel like maybe we need a different identifier than "the anon who doesnt have aspd" because that might not be, uh. accurate! i have o clue why a lot of people with aspd seem to congregate around my account but i guess this is an aspd helpline now??????? whuh????

like im not complaining its just. how did i get here

also i think ive deadass used the "worlds most boring hedonist" descriptor for myself before and i deal w chronic boredom the same way you do- i have a LOT of hobbies and i plan elaborate projects and that entertains me but only temporarily

and thats the thing about aspd! it- like every other disorder- is a spectrum. you might not have substance abuse issues, and i do. you did.... your interesting hobby, and i find it morally fucked!* i have no idea your relationship with criminality, and i got fired for stealing

*i have done something similar but i have a moral policy of like, only fucking with people who Deserve It. who deserves what varies case by case and what exactly i do... i need to explain weird spiritual stuff to go in depth andyeah im not really itchin to be called crazy on tumblr dot cum

aspd in general is very misunderstood and no literature really focuses on what its like to have the disorder, only the perceived damage being around someone with the disorder will bring- which is why i initially self diagnosed thru tumblr posts from ppl talking about their symptoms in a serious educative way

sometimes i think like, maybe i don't have aspd, maybe i'm just autistic and i'm spreading misinformation- but i never really felt "at home" with other autistic people. its like- yeah i click better with other autistic people, but i'm still masking, i'm still faking, and even in this situation i can drop the mask partially but not fully. growing up with a personality disorder and trauma in communities largely filled with autistic people with trauma, very quickly teaches you that there's something different about you. it's an isolating, traumatizing feeling- my experience with this was mainly symptoms of npd, but like.... knowing you have a problem, wanting it fixed, and knowing nobody around you knows how deep the problem runs, and might even find its existence laughable or dangerous... it's isolating! and its shitty!!

generally i tend to Know if things i'm doing are bad or not, i just tend to not care in the moment, because it's better than being bored! entertainment wins out over everything. it's actually kind of terrible; i'll do stuff just to see a reaction out of people- it's like izaya, honestly, what happens when people are pushed to their breaking points?

thats kind of how i got so much into angst and psychological horror. not only did i want to break the characters, i wanted to break my audience. i'd tell my friends detailed stories about torture partly because i was interested in my story, mostly because i wanted to see their horrified reactions. i wanted to see how far was "too far," and i keep that stuff in my current narratives- i keep the pov extremely tight and do silly little tricks with narrative and formatting to make the audience feel like they're Really There

so yeah look into aspd. do it boy listen to me im the ps5 im speaking to you inside your brain. do it boy do it

#wasks #srry if ur not a guy it meme :(

[hoeforalbedo]

zodiac — leo ( im not well informed abt the moon, sun, rising stuff lol )

initials — kw

deck — aphrodite ( second )

personality — both emotionally and materially, i am a genius. big claims, ik but no ones gonna brag for me so ill simply take it upon myself ;) ive also been told that im very conversational w the way i have friends that r all so different, but im also incredibly literal and pretentious so its a small wonder how i dislike people so silently.

im heavily opinionated and enjoy arguing w someone in a way that makes them wish they kept their mouth shut ;) i love material things such as the value of education or money in abundance, it always made me feel sure of myself.

id like tartaglia from gi pls !!

sorry if it was a mouthful, but this was very fun :)

A/N: Shawty I love your attitude I swear. Also I definitely agree with the last paragraph. Having money is like that sort of reward you get after working hard to get where you are. Nothing wrong with having those values for money. I’m a bit materialistic myself.

"It was worth a try."

"I loved you since we were kids."

"Honest feelings and bad timing makes the most painful combination."

Warning: Arguing, Angst no comfort, I’m so sorryyy

You both were once genuinely in love. Key word, was. When both of you got into a relationship, it was much different than being friends. When you guys first met, you were just innocent children you saw the world as nothing but cupcakes and rainbows. That was until Tartaglia fell into the Abyss. When he came back, he was different. No matter how many times he tries to act like his old self, there was always that lack of light in his eyes and all his words were all just lies.

Still, you love him and he said yes because he does have some sort of feelings for you. He knew that he’s still fucked up and he knew the dangers of being involved with you but at the same time, he needs you and so he hid everything. He continued to deny his past and every single day, you wake up to a cold bed and a cold house, wondering, worrying where the fuck he is. 

When he’s home, he genuinely tries to make you happy and even when he’s away he would send you expensive gifts. As much as you loved being spoiled by him, what’s the point when he’s not there? 

When he left for a whole week, each night you would stay awake in hopes that you’d be able to catch him when he walks through the door and give him the biggest hug. Unfortunately that never happened. As the days past, the more you lacked sleep and the more you lost hope.

The night he finally came back, he caught you in the living room with you back to him. You heard him though. “What type of job takes you a whole week without coming home and always leaving you all bloody and bruised?”

“It’s just some hustle, Y/N. No need to worry,” He laughs it off and once he makes his way in front of you, it was no longer a surprise that he had cuts and bruises and his past scars. 

“I don’t understand why that side hustle leaves you coming home on the brink of death,” You say, your voice never changing yet your eyes say all the emotions there is. “Are you part of the fatui?”

“No.”

“Don’t think of me as stupid because I know, Tartaglia.” You know his job is wrong. He may have killed people and that leaves a bad taste in your mouth. You have values and despite your love for Childe, you can’t handle the fact that he’s dangerous.

“So what if I am? Are you going to go like everyone else?” 

“Yes.”

“Wait no I can be better. I’ll be better for you! I love you Y/N!” He begs but once your mind is set, there’s no turning back.

“It was worth a try but you need to fix your shit up.” It may have come out very harsh but you didn’t go back on your words.

#genshin impact #genshin x gender neutral reader #childe x reader #Tartaglia #tartaglia x reader #ajax x reader #fatui harbingers #harbinger x reader #genshin x you #genshin x reader #genshin impact x reader

[tonberry-yoda]

aw tysm!!! :D i hope its not too much trouble lol

can i pls get a romantic overwatch matchup? my pronouns are she/her, and im fine being matched w any character!!

I'm pretty quiet, and tend to keep to myself a lot of the time. I really love all kinds of art,, and some of my hobbies include painting, sculpting, sewing, singing, and dancing! im a bit of a perfectionist tho, and tend to over-exert myself sometimes :( whenever im not working on a project or anything, i like going on hikes or playing video games :p

I tend to wear comfy and practical clothes (hoodies, baseball caps, sneakers, etc), especially when it gets chilly outside bc im literally ALWAYS COLD lol. I do like to wear a lot of jewelery tho, esp stuff that I make myself! In a relationship, I value good communication. I also really like people who are kind-hearted and funny (it's super easy to make me laugh so thats not a hard one lol). My love language is definitely quality time!!

thank you again for taking my request!! :D i love ur writing sm 🫶

I HAVE THE PERFECT CHARACTER FOR YOU OMG! like you cannot tell me this isn't perfect for your description! so without further ado!

the character I chose for you is...

MEI!!!

idk, i thought it was perfect

plus that fact that you're always cold made me laugh a little lol

i feel like mei is another person who appreciates art, so you two definitely get along in that aspect

if you over exert yourself too much, mei will gladly bring you a coffee with a bright smile and tell you to take a break

SHE WOULD LOVE TO MAKE JEWELRY WITH YOU

like just having an afternoon with the windows open, snacks and coffee, snowball playing some tunes, and making jewelry would be perfect

she is great at communicating and telling you exactly how she feels and wants to know how she can help you whenever you're down

she is so lovely

she is the perfect kindhearted person for you and she loves you to death (and will try to keep you warm even if she works with ice most of the time lol)

"Here's your coffee babe!" Mei ran in with a smile and pressed a kiss onto your cheek. "Don't work yourself to the bone, okay?" She giggled softly and sat next to you, watching as you were making a bracelet.

"Thank you Mei!" You looked at her with a smile, scooting over the jewelry making supplies. "You wanna make some jewelry with me?"

"Of course I do! Let me go grab more snacks though!" Mei ran off and quickly came back with arm fulls of snacks, asking snowball to play some music. "Now it's perfect!"

You pressed yourself against your girlfriend with a smile. Even though she was a little cold sometimes, she was perfect.

#hope you enjoy! #i love this #tbh #my writing #writing #fanfic #fanfiction #overwatch #overwatch 2 #overwatch x reader #overwatch 2 x reader #mei #mei overwatch #mei x reader #matchup #matchups

[confusedgeek]

i finished ‘erased’ and here’s my unseiso take on it <spoilers>

just finished watching the whole anime in like 2 days and um,,, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING WITHOUT MAKING THIS WHOLE POST AB YASHIRO OK I WILL TRY MY HARDEST BUT ZADDY’S POWERS TOO STRONG (＞人＜;)

anyways let’s gooo~~

the opening took me by the balls and said “game starto” WITH THAT OP SONG THAT CAME BY ACCIDENT AS MY FAVORITE SONG TOO LIKE WHAT???!!!!

UGHHH god if i start talking about the SMOOTHEST BEST ANIMATION OF AN ANIME OP you’ll fall asleep im tellin you

THE FUCKING SCENE WHERE SATORU TURNES HIS HEAD TOWARDS THE SOUND OF THAT HUGE ASS WAVE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SCHOOL HALL LIKE UGH THE ANIMATION IS SO SMOOTH AND REALISTIC LOOKING

AND DON’T LET ME START ON THE PART WHERE SATORUS SURROUNDED BY HIS MEMORIES MOVING SO SLEEKLY AYYYEEE

THE EXPLOSION SCENE MADE ME GO KABOOM IN MY PANTS MYSELF (but is wearing no pants) ( ・∇・)

it gave me a new cosplan idea, recreate that scene in a satoru cosplay of all (lmao)

AND WHEN THE BEAT STARTS GETTING YK LIKE UM

upbeat lmao idk sorry—

THATS WHEN I WENT WWWAAAAAA!1!1!1!1!1 (*´◒`*)

it was so good i felt as if i was ascending

plus to mention, THE WHOLE PLOT GETTING MORE SPICY W EVERY EPISODE FELT LIKE A GRADUAL ORGASM I FELT LIKE I WAS AB TO ARCH MY BACK LIKE I WAS AB TO COOM ON THAT TEACHERS FACECECECECCEECCE!1!1!1!1!

>:3

i felt so much fucking aggressive anger when the abusive mother came up every time, I BANGED MY TABLE W A FIST OUT OF ANGER

BUT SATORUS MOTHER BROOOO SHES SUCH A HOTTIE SHE A MOMMYYYY AND SHE HAS MY MBTI!!!!!!

let’s rock bro all XXXX BE SERVING AND EATING AYEEE

anywho NOW TO THE PART EVERYBODYS BEEN WAITING FOR N ITS ME BLABBING ABOUT MY LONG-TERM HOT ASF LITERAL SIMPING FOR YASHIRO SENSEI AHHHHH

BEFORE I START THE UNSEISO-NESS PLS LET ME SHOVE IN A BIT OF SEISO ADORABLE SCENES THAT MADE ME COOM OUT OF WHOLESOMENESS :((

1/ when yashiro picked up satoru and his mom after that mommy of ours bought too many groceries cause it was cheap (like a typical slaying XXXX ofc UwU)

AND WHEN HE PUT ALL THOSE CANDIES IN HIS MOUTH AND GAVE ONE TO SATORU SO HE WOULD’T BE YHE ONLY ONE EATING HIS GUILT AWAY AND THEN SATORUS MOM WOKE UP AND WAS LIKE “give me one”

IT WAS SUCH A WHOLESOME FAMILY MOMENT FOR ME IDC I SHIP THE THREE OF THEM AS A FAMILY THEY’RE SO CUTTEEE TOGETHER :((((((

and another one is when yashiro sensei laughed at what satoru said to his mom n her denying it

HE WAS SUCH A TYPICAL ENFJ IT WAS SO CUTTTTEEEE AHHHH IM SIMPING OK LIKE I NEVER SIMPED EVEN FOR VOXXIE OURS THAT MUCH OK

N I DO NOT SIMP FOR VOX AS MUCH AS MY BOIPUSSY LOVES HIM YEAH

BUT YASHIRO SENSEI???!!! i will let him do things to my body like that one hot serial killer in “memories of murder” did to that last case w the student with peach up her UwU place—

YOU READ NOTHING OF THAT ITS ALL AS A JOKE *sweats and takes one of yashiro sensei’s BIG HARD CANDY LMFAOOOO*

BRUH MY ASS IS STAYING GAPING ALL NIGHT JUST FOR THAT MAN TO SNUGGLE UP IN IT LIKE A SMOL RACCOON

NOW SOME TIME FOR MY FAV SHIP THAT IS KENYA AND SATORU I LOVE THEM SM TOGETHER KENYA IS SO GAY FOR HIM LIKE AHHHH DO NOT DENY IT BRUH

AND AND AIRI WITH SATORU I SHIP THEM SO FUCKING HARD LIKE SHE WAS MEANT TO FUCKING MARRY HIM *at this point claps rlly hard*

i also love yashiro w satoru hehe BUT THAT’S FOR ANOTHER TIME TEHE~

anyway AIRI BEST GIRL AND YASHIRO SENSEI BEST HOTTEST ZADDY

OMG AND HIROMI BEST FEMBOY LIKE I THOUGHT HE WAS A GIRL IN THE FIRST EPS BUT WHEN HE WAS REVEALED TO BE A BOY MY DICK WAS ALREADY IN ACTION *ggrrrr*

anyway i recommend erased a lot for any thirsty for crime thriller suspense animes

RLLY REGRET BUT STILL GRATEFUL I HAVEN’T WATCHED IT SOONER

#erased anime #yaoi #anime #yashiro sensei #THAT HOT SERIAL KILLER DESERVES A TAG OF HIMSELF IDC #HES A SERIAL KILLER N STUFF BUT HE’S HOT IDC #my taste in anime men is sooooo messed up lmaoooo #BUT IDC I HAVE GOOD TASTE UWU