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#SO FARKING CUTE
starapture · 1 year
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carmenpeach · 3 months
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Cat Merlin: [meowing for treats]
King Arthur: [looks down at Merlin] No. You've been a naughty kitty, so no treats.
Cat Merlin: [his paws stomps the ground, he's been good!]
King Arthur: [used to Merlin's antics, as long as he doesn't look at Merlin's cute face he won't give in] You bit Lord Farked's ankles which you shouldn't have done...even if he deserved it.
Cat Merlin: [meowing sadly]
King Arthur: [he made the mistake of looking down at Merlin's sad face, sighing he gave in] Fine. Come here you menace. [Brings out sweetmeats and feeds it to Merlin] You're a terrible catservant.
Cat Merlin: [purring happily, rubbing his face against Arthur's hand]
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witchofthesouls · 1 year
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How is the relationship gonna work out between thunders and his love and optimus once thundercraker gets reunited with his spouse and kids?
Sweet Lord, it's gonna be a complicated lineage since the Command Trine has three bits and Optimus managed to sire two on you. It'll end in an armistice that was originally formed with the return of the Quintessons and just... kept going.
Peace conferences and treaties will be a hot-cold hassle, but everyone is basically committed. It's just hashing out the details.
There are plans to utilize the untapped resources on the uninhabited planets of the Solar system to help with Cybertron.
Earth is getting a deeper connection with their space invaders/once comatosed aliens.
Meeting Elita would be awesome and terrifying since the femme commander kept her troops under Shockwave's nose over many millennia and she still holds Optimus' affections. The pink femme would goodheartedly slap you on the back and coo over the sparklings.
Optimus can't let the kids go, the Matrix and Prime-protocols had ferociously latched onto the only sparklings on the planet after a long stasis.
He knew he wanted little ones in his life, even as Orion Pax, but he can't tell how much is it himself and how much is the Matrix's giddiness.
You have no idea how it happened, but you're part of a "girl's night" group. One moment you have wriggly wingnubs and soft armor in your lap, and then the next you have a cocktail in your hand and bracketed by other femmes.
Never in his life did Starscream think he would share a family with a Prime's bitties, but here is. With his trine and you and the sparklings as well as Optimus and Elita and slagging Megatron orbiting around.
Starscream has to take into consideration on rebuilding a Vos that's more grounder-friendly (just a little) since the Seeker kids love their convoy siblings and their Truck sire.
Thundercracker may be the progenitor and Starscream and Skywarp may have given code, but it doesn't erase that the fact that Red, Blue, and Purple had sent their early newspark years with Optimus.
Starscream and Elita exchange sharp tongues in each other's vicinity. Thundercracker explains it as a Vosian greeting and how it's practically friendly since it's Starscream.
Skywarp is having the time of life since the nest is growing and kids are farking cute in his well-grounded opinion.
Because of the sheer amount of attention the bitties are getting from mecha that didn't know about them, there's an established guard and the duty is heavily coveted by the Autobots and Decepticons.
It's a room to keep the bitlets in one spot, so many of the Seekerkin are gunning for it because of the awakened nesting-protocols.
There's fierce competition full of threats, fist fights, and bargains because of the betting tables and to be the Favorite.
You caught Skywarp whispering into their audials to influence their first words and made a deal to split the profits since it'll be hilarious to see Starscream's and Optimus' reactions.
Ironhide is the favorite. He made Plans ever since you shot a bolt into his panel as a prisoner. The others adults will be collateral, but willing ones, so he has not one smidgen of remorse in destroying their sleep schedules or down-time with the fun things he brings to the sparklings.
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glysaturn · 2 years
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[banging my head against the wall] why are they so farking cute
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chuwush · 1 year
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DOODLES.
I don't have much to say here, just cute little doodles. Also yes Astra doing E.J.'s hair it just feels right.
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Also I found out Formies usually only grow to be about a meter tall (3'3) and Spark is actually just short. I thought that was a fandom joke. NO IT'S CANNON. I am going to have so much fun with this.
Also the Fark sneaking up on Spark one got deleted by mistake so I had to redraw it :o(.
Finally, sorry if it's hard to read my handwriting / how I talk. I know it's weird, like really weird. So I am so sorry if it's hard to understand me.
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spiribia · 1 year
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i’m so upset they’re eating azdaja because she is so farking cute with her bald head like a vulture. this isnt a spoiler we have known they are eating her. theyve been eating her for literally 5000 years. so sad.
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pulpwriterx · 1 year
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OUTLAWS
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Ben Solo had a rough night.
He had made a lot of money, because people at the Mos Eisley Cantina who didn't know him bet on the Wookiee he fought.
In the light of day, sober and hung over, Ben was glad to have the money, but he had no idea what the fight had been about.
Speaking of the light of day?
Why the fark was he awake
BB-9E was zooming around his bedroom, bleeping and tootling so excitedly that Ben hardly knew what he was saying.
Something about somebody burying or dumping something in his sandy front yard.
Swearing, Ben got out of bed, and got his blaster rifle off the wall.
He opened the window, squinted at the figure squatting on the ground and fired a warning shot.
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Rey's solemn reverie and meditation on the death of the entire Skywalker family was interrupted by a blaster bolt smashing into the sand just in front of here.
"Kriff!" she exclaimed, and jumped up.
"I thought you said nobody had lived here for a long time!" Rey said to the elderlywoman.
"I wasn't done talking yet. I was about to say that the old Skywalker place is occupied again. And the man who lives there isn't fond of trespassers."
Another shot.
"Hey! You! Leave Mrs. Baker alone and get off my land! Dig that shit up and get the fark out of here! I'm setting the rifle to stun and I won't miss the next time!"
Rey knew that voice.
She smiled, in spite of herself.
"He's got a horrible temper. And he's moody, and self-absorbed. I hate myself for loving him. But? He's also the finest man in the whole damn Galaxy."
Mrs. Baker shrugged.
"He's a Skywalker, dear. They're all like that."
Rey turned toward the abandoned-looking farm house.
"How the hell are you still alive? What's it going to take to kill you?" She shouted
"A hell of a lot more than you and anybody in your farkled-up family can do, sweetheart!"
"I'm coming in!"
The rifle went back inside the window, and it shut.
As she and BB-8 got closer to the Skywalker farm, the door opened and Ben leaned in the doorway.
He had grown a beard, his hair was longer, and he was barefoot and dressed only in a bathrobe.
But he was smiling at her, again.
"I hate you, you miserable bastard!" Rey told him, as she walked under his arm, and through the door.
"I know. I have an interesting new scar where you ran me through with my own lightsaber. While you're on your knees, about to suck my dick? I'd like you to kiss my scar, first."
"Fark you, flyboy. You can eat my whole entire ass."
"Really? I'd love to. You were just never into butt stuff, before
Ben shut the door.
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He took off his robe and hung it up.
"Can you please put that robe back on? And stop saying filthy things to me in your black y-fronts!"
BB-8 and BB-9E we're having a happy reunion.
They both zoomed off to the kitchen.
Ben smirked at Rey.
"You're so cute when you're all angry and sweaty. What if I just get down on my knees and lick your pussy, right here in the foyer, and you can call me names and pull my hair and come on me. I love it when you do that."
"Ben, I..."
"See my new scar you gave me? I had it tattooed."
The tattoo was of a bleeding heart with an arrow through the scar.
The heart said "Rey" and "Always."
And?
Ben was having a special event in his y-fronts.
Rey didn't have a lot of experience with men, other than this horny, impossible fool.
Most of her sexual experience was with a dildo she had bought on Jakku from a Rodian peddler.
But?
Neither the one other man she'd been with or her toy ever made her feel like Ben did.
"Why are you so horny?" She insisted.
"You know me. I'm always angry and horny. I really do want you to kiss my scar. I don't know why."
Rey shoved him away.
"What about what I want?"
"Anything you want, sweetheart. Anything."
"I want a bath. And some food. And I need to sleep."
"Okay. I will make you food. And you can use the refresher. And my bed is yours? But first. You have to kiss my scar, and suck my dick, and let me lick every drop of sweat off your hot little body. Especially your dirty little pussy!"
“Ben. Why are you like this? I want a bath. And some food. And I need to sleep. And once I have had a bath and some food and we are in bed together? We’ll see.”
Now he was mad.
“We’ll see? We’ll see? We’re a Dyad in the Force, we’re in love, and I’m your first, last and only boyfriend,  back from the dead, and all I get is we’ll see?”
Rey got angry, too.
“Yeah! We’ll see, you selfish son of a bitch! I have been deeply in mourning for you for four months! Four months! Wandering around the Galaxy with BB-8, taking transport ships, and odd jobs as a scavenger and just drifting! Trying to get used to being alone, again, after everyone I came to love over the past year farkling died! And you’ve been here, all along? This place is really nice, inside! Look at that bantha leather furniture! It’s the middle of the day and you were asleep! Didn’t you ever even think about me? Once?”
Ben pointed his finger in her face.
“I farkling thought about you all the time! I figured you would be a Senator by now? It’s not exactly safe for me to wander around the Core Worlds, is it? I was trying to think of a way to contact you without calling attention to myself so the Republic Senate or whoever the fuck wouldn’t throw my ass in jail for the next hundred years!” he shouted.
Rey suddenly smelled food from the kitchen.
Eggs, and bacon.
“OK, Round One is over. Breakfast time.”
Rey knew that voice.
The color drained from her skin.
“Yeah. That’s right! I didn’t kill the Old Man! I ran him through the fleshy part of his side, guided him into the carbonite freezing chamber and kept him here, safe, until the war was over.”
Rey stalked into the kitchen.
“And you unfroze him, first thing? Han? Did Ben unfreeze you, first thing?”
“Almost. He went to the bar at Tosche Station and got smashed, and then he came back here and unfroze me. He was crying, drunk and confused. The kid has no farkling idea why he isn’t dead. Tell her, Junior.”
Ben sat at the table.
“I remember you crying. And then it was cold and dark, but as I fell asleep. I felt warm and happy. The next thing I knew? I woke up here, in my bed. I felt like a speeder bus hit me, but? All my wounds were healed and I had fresh scars. I went to Tosche Station, to the tavern, and I ate something, and got drunk, and I unfroze the Old Man. I had all this weird extra Force energy that wasn’t mine that I couldn’t absorb, so I used it to heal his minor wounds. I didn’t know what to do, Rey. I never made plans for the future. I didn’t think I would have one.”
Han brought the food to the table.
Rey stabbed at her eggs, and jammed bacon into her fist, taking bites from each.
Ben bent low over the table, crouching over his plate, and although he ate with utensils, he shovelled his food into his mouth.
"Cute couple. OK, kids. Some of us gotta get to work, today. Ben, I hafta go talk to that asshole Fett, make sure our agreements are still good, and give him his cut of your last bounty. I'm taking all your weapons and Rey's with me in the speeder. And Rey? The couch and chairs were Boba Fett's. The kid is his new favorite person. He bought some new shit, so he gave us the old shit."
"Niner! Help me do the dishes." Ben shouted for his droid.
He got up.
"After this? We'll hit the 'fresher and then get some sleep. Eventually."
TO BE CONTINUED 
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submech · 2 years
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they are so farking cute
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lqfiles · 6 days
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STOP ITFNFJRNFJDBBFJ no marks black hair is so good we had to devour that.. 🤤🤤 LIKE his hair in the smoothie studio choom i kind of giggled to myself. Also speaking of studio choom why did they all look so farking good it actually pissed me off coz wdym ur walking around with a face like that???? Jaemins luscious hair?? Jenos biceps???? Jisungs perfect nose??? Haechans moles??? Marks boba eyes??? Renjun hehe cat???? Chenle FACEEE?? When ur Visual group af...
WAIT ALSO ICFA ENJOYER WE RISEEEEEEE ✌️ like lowk the bsides from that album got me feeling like that guy in the "the party ended 2 hours ago and hes still here" meme well yess i wish it wasnt a mini because it was so lit but that only means we're gonna get sm more music this year 👀👀
BUT ANWYAY I HOPE UR OK MISS SEEING UR POSTS AND WE WILL BE TUNING INTO THE FUTURE SMAUS YASSSSS💋🙈
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LIKE WE WAS DROOLING A LOT FOR RHE BLACK HAIR SERVE ICLL 🤤🤤🤫 PLSSS he looked cute tho like ntm on him, it’s better than the short hair he had during jingle ball like i did not like that 💔 the only time i rlly liked short hair on him was during glimo where he had that dirty blonde (?) like omggg that was a SERVE he was taking itttt.. but yeah let’s keep the long hair 😊 DONT EGEN MENTION THAT TO ME THEY LOOKED SO FACKING GOOD WE HAD TO PAUSE FOR A SECOND jaemin haechan and chenle did it for meeee LIKE VISUALS OF THE CENTURY WE CANT REPLACE THEM
HSGDSJSKSJS PARTY ENDED 2 HOURS AND WE STILL DRINKING THAT DIRTY SMOOTHIE 🙏🏽 we was getting litty as hell like the more i listen to the album the better it gets honestly like everything aside from that snooze breathing is a HITTT we love you KINGDREAM and let’s pray for a new full album this year 🤲🏽🤧 anyways thank you so much besss i’m okay i hope you’re good too!!! ILY AND ILL SEE YOU AT THE FUTURE SMAUS TOO 🩷🫂
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carmenpeach · 5 months
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FARKS HERE!!!!!!!!
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mukofarmer · 3 months
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Üzerinden birkaç ay geçtiği için sadece en çok hatırladığım anıları yazacağım buraya. Havaalanına ilk indiğimde şehir merkezine gitmem gerekiyordu. Airbnb yaptığım ev ordaydı. Ama taksiciler bizim Türklerden daha kazıkçı. Manyaklar on dakikalık yola kırk kıyam istiyorlar. Bu Türk parasıyla altı yüz liradan daha fazlaya denk geliyor. Neyse iki adamla anlaştım taksiye beraber bindik, taksi parasını üçe böldük. O kadar para vereceğime tek başıma beş km yol yürümeye razıydım. Hoş! O parayı dönerken verdim ama hadi neyse.
İnsan hayatı boyunca sadece bir kere karşılaşacağı insanlarla bir arada olduğu zaman daha rahat daha cesur olabiliyor. Sanki yarın kalkıp yüzüne mi bakıcam mentalitesiyle hareket ediyor. En azından ben böyleyim. Zaten karar aldım. İlerde hayatımı günlük tanıştığım insanlar, anlık ettiğim sohbetlerle geçirecegim. Kimseyi kendime onun sorumluluğunu alacak derece de yakın tutmayacağım. Şu ankiler yetiyor bana. Hatta Bosna'dan döndüğümden beri kimseyle uzun vadeli arkadaşlıklar kurmuyorum. Ve mutluyum. Ben tek başımayken zaten hep daha mutluyum. Her neyse bir kafede otururken garson geldi. Kendi ailesinin işletmesiymiş. Allah bağışlasın şimdi yakışıklı çocuk. Zaten bu Balkan erkeklerinde ekstra bir çekicilik var. Siparişi aldıktan sonra "you are so cute" dedim. Ne olabilirdi ki en fazla. Ama asla kötü bir niyet ve beklentiyle söylemedim. Hiçbir şey demedi. Gülümsedi sadece. Kahvemi getirirken iki tane getirdi. Yanıma oturup oturamayacağını sordu. Oturdu, iki saate yakın sohbet ettik. Adı Armin'di, 21 yaşındaymış. İki saatliğine de olsa iyi bir arkadaş edinmiş oldum. Kazançlıydım. Artı bir puan muko farmer'a.
Balkanlara gelmisken bir şeyler içmeden olmaz tabii. Türkiye'deki arkadaşlarım bile yerin varsa bize de getir dediler. Ama ne yeri. Ben bir tek kabin bagaj hakkı almışım kendime. Akşama doğru (btw Bosna'da hava baya erken kararıyor, saat beşte falan) yıllanmış bir puba gittim. Diğer publara oranla daha elit kesime hitap ettiği için biraz daha pahalıydı. Ama olsundu. Aslında normalde de bira sevmem. Nerde içtiğim fark etmeksizin. Yine sevmedim maalesef o yüzden. Ya millet nasıl içiyor on tane on beş tane anlamıyorum bu çişe benzeyen şeyi.
Normalde umut tüneli şehre uzak olduğu için gitmeyecektim. Taksiye ekstra para verip iki kere daha kazıklanmak istemiyordum. Kahve içerken yanda bir grup Türk'ün oraya gideceklerini duydum. Btw burda Bosnalıdan daha çok Türk var yemin ederim. Kendimi hiç evden uzak, yabancı gibi hissetmedim bu yüzden. Gidip sordum arabayla geldiyseniz beni de alır mısınız diye. Hemşeri hemşeriyi gurbette s*kermiş lafından uzak bir şekilde kabul ettiler beni. Beraber gittik. Bir posta da onlarla arkadaşlık ettim. Ve şunu fark ettim. Çoğu insan kendi başına vakit geçirebilmekten o kadar aciz ki, tek başına bir şey yapmayı çok tuhaf karşılıyorlar. Ne diyim, ne diyim yani. Ah canım kendim. Arada fazla yükseliyorum kendime ndndndnd.
Siz hiç sabah beşte, karanlıkta, yağmur altında, başka bir ülkede, elinizde bavulla 32 dk yol yürüdünüz mü. Yürümediyseniz de bir şey kaybetmediniz emin olun. Çünkü ben yürüdüm ve hiçbir şey kazanmadım. Saraybosna'dan Mostar'a giden sadece sabah ve akşam treni varmış. Sabah dediğimde, sabahın körü saat 6.30 falan. Allahım bir de soğuk hava. Zaten Türkiye'ye göre ekstra ekstra soğuk bir ülke. Boşuna bizim soğuk hava dalgaları Balkanlardan gelmiyormuş. Ya tren garına gidebilmek için saydığım şartlar altında 32 dk yol yürüdüm ya. Gerçekten Allah Google mapsi bulandan razı olsun. Ama o geçirdigim tren yolculuğu mükemmel bir deneyimdi. 32 dk ye değer.
Son olaraksa belli yemekler, tatlılar, kahveler daha da özeldir kendi başına yaptığın. İnat Kuca diye normalde ev olup sonradan restorana cevrilmiş bir yerde şarap eşliğinde çok güzel bir yemek yedim. Arada değil kendinizi hep şımartmayı unutmayın. Çünkü hayat ancak hatırlanan anların toplamından ibaret
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thbe fucking trans women cute post is so fuckingf popular its showing up on my mutuls dashs again thgis is so farked up
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bee-hivestudios · 1 year
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Decided to move the desk. My floor is a bit slanted, so where it was caused my chair to sit higher than what is sane and comfortable for this particular desk (note: you can’t adjust the height on this desk, just the tilt). Moving it here means less strain on my back, AND I no longer have my back to my room door. Plus I’ll be able to get another set of drawers and get rid of that wooden dinner tray. Or at least move the tray next to the desk to use for when I do get back into traditional media. And YES, I still have my little tree up! Why? Because currently, it’s a space filler and it’s farking cute. Plus, unicorns. I will be putting it away, but I need to figure out how to properly display my other skeletons and figurines on that shelving tower first. (at Florida, USA) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cn6DPPFMxEb/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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shijiujun · 3 years
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Supportive Sibling Lan Xichen as Lan Wangji Mourns & Pines for His Love
+ bonus Lan Xichen offering to bring his brother to go find Wei Wuxian:
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10 FAVOURITE IMAGES - PERSONAL PROJECT
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Theres no specific meaning or theme behind this image. i took it around 3 years ago at my old college when we were first given a tutorial on how to use the photography studio. i love it because it was the first photo i took that i was actually proud of, and that made me want to do it more often. i am particularly drawn to the pop of colour and i really think it compliments the darker tones in my friends top and hair.
i think this is a photographic achievement purely because i love it. it i hard for me to be proud of my own achievements, photographic or otherwise so it speaks for itself
fun fact: Myself and my friend Nurina (model) both turned up wearing the exact same jacket, totally unplanned. it added an extra ounce of happiness to the day and it may have contributed to the memory of the photo
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this was a last minute shot i took in Newcastle last september. i love the moody atmosphere, and i had not taken a lot of images of architecture before (that were successful...) the angle is unique, the colours are desaturated and adds to the overall moody atmpsphere. i love how the buidings just drift off into the distance, and i feel that it adds an element of mystery to the image.
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this photo was taken just last thursday, during class time. i chose it because i am really proud of the result. it was a technique i had never tried before and found the whole experience really fun. i am really drawn to the rainbow colours and how they are so soft and merge into one another.
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this is my 12 year old Labrador, Charlie (she says hi). i chose this image beccause i feel that it really captures her personality. throughout her life i have taken photos of her, mostly bad ones, so i feel that this image is successful because i think i chose the right settings to both capture her details and not over expose the background. the composition is central, which is hard to do when your dog cant sit still for more than 2 seconds. There is a really nice contrast between her and the background and theres nothing in the background that distracts from the center concern of the image (a cute doggy)
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this image was for the brief ‘seeing the light’. i had a lot of trouble with models and lighting when it came to this project. i chose this imae because out of all that went wrong, i was really happy with this image and chose it as one of my finals. i used a prism to get the coloured reflections. i also really like where i places Alice within the frame, the colours compliment her clothing and there is a flow and harmony throughout. i also really like the element of elegance within the composition
(thanks for modelling Alice:)
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i think this is one of my favourite images overall. it is one of my final images for ‘environmental portraiture’. i captured a ceramicist at work in her studio. i am drawn to central compositions a lot but i think this one works particularly well because you can see the surrounding elements that brings moe of a sense of understanding to the image. i learnt new techniques in post production, by developing my own colour grade, which i think works really well with the colourn of the clay. i also made a new friend in Ceri and we have talked and collaborated since this project.
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this is my final image for the ‘clean white’ brief. i chose the theme of mental health and capturing the feeling in a physical representation. i think it successfully conveys the negative feelings we feel when we are anxious, overwhelmed, stressed. the pop or red adds something extra to the image as a contrast between the fark foreground and clean white background. it is also one of my overall favourite images because i feel i really learnt something in the studio when shooting this image and i am more comfortable in that setting.
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this is my submissoin for ‘illusion’. i feel that it works really well because there is a mystery as it is not obvious what the two object are that i have put together. i learnt a lot of post production skills which i will take forward to future projects and overall i think it is captured and edited to a really high standard and i am pretty proud of it.
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this was for a shoot i did with Monika in the studio with some drag queens. we were totally on our own and had to think fast and on our feet about composition, direction and all of the lighting settings and set up. it is not perfect, however for it being the first time directing how the shoot will go, i am really really happy with the outcome. the composition is strong anf the coloured elements are balanced within the frame. the focus is on the models eyes which is important and the image has been captured right in th centre.
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last but not least there is my final image for ‘recycle. i chose this becasue at the start i was not drawn to the subject of the breif at all. i was struggling with motivation, subject matter and capturing the lighting technique accurately. i then somehow surprised myself, captured it successfully, chose a subject i am passionate about (art and diy) and then found a love for the final image, and again i am really proud of the outcome!!
throughout these 10 images, i chose them not because of the images themselves, the subject or technicality but the personal story behind capturing and forming relationships with the people (and dog) captured. like i said, i dont find a lot of wow in my own work and am often very critical when it comes to saying what i like about what i have created but with these images, i am proud of them and i hope to be proud of what i create in the future.
as for the personal project, i will try and be less critical of myself and have fun with the process. i plan on shooting a series of 10 portraits along the emotional spectrum which uses different elements of the human body and various objects/props in order to evoke those emotion on my viewer or for them to come up with their own idea of how they wish to interpret the images.
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