#THE MOOD IS HOLY FCK

[akkivee]

stage dh……………….. them………………:

*inhales*

*exhales* aramaki-san was such a legendary sasara lmao

i remember reading some interview with hirono-san where he mentioned aramaki-san has a princely appeal and he does lol and it bleeds into his sasara

but the way it bled into his sasara made him the most intimidating version of sasara no cap lmao

aramaki-san’s sasara in the early stage was formed primarily bc of a lack of material for nagosaka at the time, so all he really had was the first dh drama track, where sasara’s two faced personality was his introduction, and the tdd manga, where he rolled with samatoki so i understand how it happened lol

LOL AND YOU KNOW WHERE I THINK THAT CHANGED

his and iwasaki-san’s cross talk i firmly believe rewired how he functioned as sasara’s actor LMAO

iwasaki-san is him lol he is very much so sasara and joked his entire way thru that cross talk and while aramaki-san won the competition part of the cross talk, he said he felt like he lost by being serious LOL

his sasara is still a bit scary but it definitely lightened up by dh vs bb lmao and sometimes that starts by coming into every rehearsal session and roping your character’s partner into freestyling manzai to set the mood lol

that dedication is insane lmao

i find it absolutely hilarious aramaki-san claims to have fallen asleep listening to recordings of satonaka-san’s voice to perfect his osaka accent LOL

it’s gotta be like a requirement for sasara actors to be down bad for rosho this man really out here describing sasara’s solo as courtly love 😭😭😭

the stage is so fun lmao rosho and sasara’s confrontation in canon was plenty dramatic but holy FCK did the stage ramp it up they were both crying and screaming throughout that fallout and subsequent reconciliation and that’s Theatre lmao

fills me with so much rage having palpable proof these actors were still exploring and finding new ways to portray the characters bro like during one of the dh rep live shows, aramaki-san wound up missing his cue and laughed his way thru his apology and catching up with the song

except he clearly recognised he kinda cooked actually so come bop2023 he started rapping with that laughing quality THATS SO SICK ITS COOL TO LISTEN TO LOL

still crying over that bop2023 manzai dh did together lol the references to classic sasara manzai and past stage hijinks and the nods to the oridivi and ddb 🥺🥺🥺

ohhhhh speaking of bob2023 i loooove the sasasama duet performance he and alan-san did

like nvm aramaki-san proving exactly why that song should have been a real performance this entire time lol the stage direction between the nb and mcd duets directly contrasted each other 😩👌

throughout the nb duet kuukou was tactile with ichiro; he playfully kicked him, ruffled his hair, shared a coke etc. but not once did sasara or samatoki meet in theirs; they kept circling each other on that stage and it was symbolic of what was real (ichiro’s memories of kuukou) vs what wasn’t (samatoki dreaming of sasara) AND ITS GREAT MAN

is satonaka-san not a ridiculously handsome rosho lmao

it’s so neat he’s such a cool rosho to play off of the cool sasara

shoutout to the stage for making rosho really intolerant towards sasara’s bullshit in dh vs bb lol it had been a nitpick of mine that rosho was a little too passive in track 3 but they heard my pleas (they did not lol) and said rosho isn’t some bum to be walked over

god that whole thing where sasara manipulates ichiro into fighting rosho and rosho!!!!!!!! let’s ichiro know he’s his own person and not a stepping stone towards sasara!!!!!!! AND THEN!!!!!!! blows up on sasara for orchestrating it and being a massive heel towards them both

FINE ART MAN THE FINEST I LOVE STAGE ROSHO LOL

i also live for sasara and the ddb crew bullying him for sasara’s tv show in that play lol i’m sorry rosho was created to suffer by the hands of sasara and anyone who knows rosho is easy to prank LOL

i like both our rei actors!!!!! what i miss about higashiyama-san’s rei is his singing (his rei was intense lol) and the way he started moving with a quasi body roll and moved hips first LOL

i felt a little bad watching him tho lol like sometimes he looked a little lost and i wouldn’t be surprised if the man just couldn’t see with those shades lmao

gomoto-san sure flipped the script with his rei lol!!!!!

from the beginning, he said higashiyama-san’s rei leaned heavily into the mystery aspect of rei and aimed to incorporate more of his comedic value and he did exactly that lol!!!!!

shoutout to dh’s rep live skit specifically LOL

i always think about him deciding to call his fans ‘nezumi-chan’ and the way he really didn’t expect it to take off so when the crowd lost their shit he told was like ‘oh y’all are really weird okay’ LOL

#vee queued to fill the void #hmmmmmm mayhaps might need to call dh vs bb the best stage after track 5 with how much i gush about it LOL #i wish i had something productive to say about the new stage dh actors but i don’t lol #like stage dh has an insane impression on me and this one i actually struggled to come up with enough shit to talk about #bc the more attached to something i am the LESS coherent i become lmao #(me coming up with stuff about stage bat is about to be rough lol) #i’m sure they’ll be fine or whatever lol #it’s kinda crazy that the new stage is in two months lol 😞

[maxsix]

#STRAY KIDS #HYUNJIN #HWANG HYUNJIN #I JUST WANT TO SCREAM #HE LOOKS AMAZING AND THE MOOD THE MOOD BRO #THE MOOD IS HOLY FCK #I DONT KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING #MAYBE HE IS A HOLY FCK #LIKE IT'D BE A RELIGIOUS EXPERIENCE #HMMMM #I'M SORRY #THESE TAGS ARE TERRIBLE #I'M VERY CHAOTIC IN MY HEAD RIGHT NOW

[suncakie]

[A Punch in the Wall]

w/Kuroo Tetsurou x gn!reader

Day Four

31 Days of Haikyuu Masterlist. [🏐]

Theme. Moody

Warnings. Swearing, Kuroo is prolly oc, fluff, annoying Kuroo, Not proof read.

Notes. Welcome to another episode of me speedrunning this out of context- I'm sorry in advance bc this is terrible.

I promise the next one will not be a headcanon(hopefully)

Okay, moody!Kuroo is clingy!Kuroo or if you are very unlucky you get a Judgemental!Kuroo

If you do get clingy!Kuroo do expect him bursting out the door screaming he was touch starved the whole day to only realize your not actually home.

Definitely calls you midway through work and with you being in a meeting left your phone on vibration and trusted it to your secretary to only be told that your phone vibrated at least 36 times in a row. (she knows privacy, she didn't pick up until the 4th ring but even after explaining, Kuroo continued to call, he didn't even tell her why)

"Y/n whoever is calling you seems like an emergency"

"Let's continue the meeting some other time then? It seems urgent if you say it like that"

Ofc when the phone ringed another time you answered it immediately only to hear your husband complaining about why you weren't home and babbling all the things you could've done instead of being in a meeting.

"Tetsu-Tet- Tetsurou! I have a meeting right now- well it got canceled bc you kept calling just for cuddles!"

Don't be mad at him though, when you do get home you would see him pouting and apologizing the whole time you'rere there instead of actually cuddling.

Smart boi just needs some love:(

If your Unfortunate- you would get Judgemental!Kuroo, which is probably the worst day to be in the house.

"Tetsu any food suggestions you want to share?"

"Just pick anything up"

You being well you, ordered some food online and made some side drinks bc you think water is boring.

"Didn't we have Onigiri like 2 days ago?"

"We had them a month ago"

Judgemental!Kuroo will prolly be a d!ck the whole time he was him.

"Tetsu can you please get the pasta?"

"There's a stool in the bedroom, use that one"

Don't do anything stupid the whole time he's like that, he'll not give a fck

"The faucet broke"

"Get someone to do it or smth"

"Our internet provider cut us off"

"I'll call them tomorrow"

"Nvm ill call them myself"

The next day when he finally thinks straight, don't expect him to remember everything and just tell him the problems you had encountered the day before and you'll see him panic like an idiot.

"Holy sh!t, there's a hole in the wall"

"Some *ssh*le punched it yesterday"

"How come I wasn't aware of this?!"

Prolly bc your the *ssh*le kuroo-

Anyway-

Overall Kuroo's mood swings ain't that bad, Judgmental!Kuroo just comes out once in a blue moon so you won't have to think about it that much.

Day four

@suncakie 31 Days of Haikyuu

#suncakie #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu imagines #haikyuu #haikyuu drabbles #haikyuu fic #haikyuu fluff #kuroo tetsuro imagine #kuroo tetsurou #kuroo tetsuro #kuroo tetsuro x reader #kuroo tetsuro drabble #kuroo x reader #31 days of haikyuu

[wistfulrat]

a 4-part rec list of my fave drarry fics - the thrillers, dramas, soft bois, and wankbanks getting me through 2020′s shitstorm

[yooooo the wankbank is hERE. & i would like to dedicate this final list to the patron saint of smut recs herself, @sitp-recs. many a 3am morn i’ve spent scouring her blog for quality fics in general and wank material in specific. her smutty week curation is unmatched. truly, this is h0rny-on-main solidarity.]

part 4: wankbanks

mood: for the very hot & very bothered, don’t worry we’re all unabashedly flustered here includes: fun sex, angry sex, kinky sex, tender sex! p0rnz without plots, bdsm fics, etc. but rly any fic with undeniably hot-as-shit scenes that make you falter mid-story as you embarrassingly mutter a quiet “...fuCK.” a heated gaze is thrown across a room (club, ballroom, classroom, battlefield, London street, you get it). someone is pushing someone else against a wall and claiming a mouth/neck. hair has been thoroughly mussed. fingers have been slicked. voices are hoarse af. a gasp a growl a whimper a howl a moan a groan. a mewl?? hell, even those. [all fics rated E]

Lucid by @dracoladon​ - 4k  “Hm. All this Greek mythology stuff is actually quite interesting. Harry will have to remember to ask Draco about it another time. You know. When he isn’t sucking his brains out through his dick, or something.” --lmaooo goddammit this fic is perfect. hilarious but also sexy af?? harry has a Thing for draco’s intelligence so he proceeds to fck him into incoherence. - 

just tell me when it’s alright by @bonesliketambourines​ - 23k harry being insecure about what he wants and draco knowing exactly what he needs. lots of hot rough sex interspersed with learning how to trust each other. but it’s that final scene, fucking christ. don't look at me im a hoe for overstimulation ok sksksk -

Sex on Legs in Six-Inch Heels by @tessacrowley - 9k curse-breaker draco in prada heels, solving cases whilst being imposingly attractive?? like first of all, step on me. second of all, keep scrambling harry’s poor h0rny brain, it’s good for him -

Catching the Niffler by @keyflight790 and @tsundanire - 10k 8th year party games, very randy and very reckless. every one has an exhibitionist streak. harry is egging draco on. draco is losing his shit. it’s a public wank to rule all public wanks. also there's a very hot pansmione moment?? goD it’s a great ass day to be a hyperventilating bi. -

A Touch of Silk by raitala - 4k harry has won a bet and draco has to serve him afternoon tea while wearing a dress and, well. harry has absolutely no cool when draco is being distractingly beautiful. the tension leading up to very hot, very silky sex is fucking perfect. we love stammering harry. 10/10 -

Moon-Eyed by @l0vegl0wsinthedark​ - 29k veela draco works at the dept. of magical beings and steps in to help a recently-turned werewolf harry who is being very broody about his situation. they are both extremely rattled by each other’s hotness. sexy times ensue. i've never been so flustered by just kissing. and when they finally get to it?? harry’s Thing for draco’s majestic hair?? goD yes -

Seeing Stars (brighter than the constellations) by carpemermaid - 7k quidditch-reporter, glasses-wearing draco losing his shit over hung!harry in the locker rooms during a post-match interview is just *chef’s kiss* - 

Unpin That Spangled Breastplate by @tackytigerfic​ - 18k curse-breaker draco reluctantly having to accept harry as his new partner/apprentice. draco having a Thing for harry’s clothes. the banter, the sexual tension, and um the anteroom scene?? BITCH, THE ANTEROOM SCENE??? i yelled. voyeuristic wet dream that leads to even more silk-shirted sex. what’s not to love here, honestly. -

White as Snow by @bixgirl1 - 19k harry and draco narrowly escaping death, stranded in a cabin, reluctantly talking about their Feelings but in a sexy foreplay way feat. draco’s knickers. it’s emotionally honest and hot as fuck??? extremely my shit -

A Shorts Story About Love by @shealwaysreads - 3k im obsessed with harry going to magical uni and living in a house with neville, hermione, and the Hot Slytherins (aka pansy blaise draco duh). and then harry being flustered by draco in booty shorts?? bitch same. -

witching hour by @primavera-cerezos - 1k truly im a Hoe for sleepy subspace eager-for-it harry. just under 1k but immaculate and soft and sexy as hell -

Color Me Enamored by @peachpety - 4k “Well, now,” Harry says, voice gruff, “isn’t that hot as fuck.” --me, thinking about salt & pepper drarry smoking cigars and sipping whiskey and taking baths and getting all wet -

23 by @warmfoothills - 7k femme lesbians drarry!!!! being hot in a club!!! we’re very bi and very riled up on a sunday afternoon, folks -

One, Two, Three by @gracerene09 - 6k in which drarry considers a third and holy fuCK does charlie dragon-tamer-sex-god weasely deLIVER!!  -

[part 1: thrillers | part 2: dramas | part 3: soft bois]

#drarry fic rec #drarry rec list #sexy drarrys #femme drarry said this ones for the girls and the gays #u can have a little bi panic #as a treat

[dandaelions]

aespa’s “savage” album thoughts! 🐍😈

from debuting in controversy to rivaling established groups in the span of a year, the meteoric rise of this group has been veeeeeery interesting to witness. though I was initially one of those people with serious doubts about their concept, there’s no denying the powerhouse talent and energy these ladies are bringing to the scene - and the gobs of $$$ SM is throwing at this social experiment. they've definitely got some of the best visual designers working on this and it shows! going into this mini. I'm not quite sure what to expect - everything they've put out has looked GORGEOUS but do they deliver on the music? let's find out...

aenergy - can't quite understand what they're saying (edit: looking at the lyrics...I'm think I'm gonna need a glossary lol) but this is a pretty epic intro...in case you had any doubt what this group is about, now you know! I've never been a huge fan of chant-y verses so not quite digging the "everydaaAAAYYY we get better" but that beat HITS. oh gosh what does this rhythm remind me of?? I swear there's another song with this beat but I can't remember...

savage - intro really reminds me of super m's one (monster & infinity), that's a great build-up going into the chorus which then...goes nowhere...ok...I'm a little confused tbh. I wish the chorus was stronger to match the fierce energy from the verses. man these girls are KILLING it though! YAS THIS INSTRUMENTAL BREAK THOUGH!!! oh wait ok was that a key change? hold on whoa ningning is blasting off and then...it ends?

i feel under- and overwhelmed at the same time with this...like there are elements that are really great but that chorus totally kills the vibe, and don't quite understand the decision to add a key change at the end. everything ends up sounding quite disjointed when put together :/ mv looks AMAZING though so this is where dftf budget went lol jk jk corporation is gonna do what corporations do also props to the members for bringing their all, this is def very unconventional and honestly they sell it. we'll see how this does in the long-term...

I'll make you cry - oh fck. hold up. there's something going on here. the skitzy synth with those staccato verses and drum machine...

ok but that empty beat drop then that EXPLOSION at 1:15!!! THIS HITS!!! YAS I'M JUST!!! love this trap/hip-hop interpretation of a cyberpunk-y video game! I WANNA RACE A CAR TO THIS!!! the girls sound positively dangerous and I can totally imagine them as the protagonists of a futuristic action movie! OH BUT THE BRIDGE!! oh it's so sparkling and WOW they sound so amazing with their lower registers. the mixing actually sounds really incredible in this song, there's a lot going on but it's all balanced really well and all the vocal flourishes and harmonies!! despite the intensity, there's plenty of space for all of the members to shine. OKAY DOKEY I was not expecting that but MAN I was vibing!!

edit: QUEEN KENZIE THANK YOU

yeppi yeppi - the beat is PRESENT. sounds almost like they took a red velvet song and synth-ified it...oh WHOA the section that starts at 1:20 the drum machine!! the beats!! wooooo what a roller coaster ride! actually you know what, this almost seems like something that might've been slated for f(x), this song just gets weirder and weirder the more it goes on...holy SHIZ how much did they cram in here?? I'm just sitting here like 😧 producers really had fun with this one lol. def not for everyone's taste but I think I like it! might have to give this a few more listens...

iconic - ohh all right spy movie-action sequence vibes...heavy rap verses with this one, I'm glad they get to show so many different sides. nice contrast with the pre-chorus there, letting the space expand for a bit before packing the beats right back in. I am half expecting taeyong to drop in for a few lines here lol, sounds very much in nct's alley. lyrically the chorus feels a bit juvenille but I can vibe to it, the chromatic descents add enough movement to keep it going. ahhh the bridge sounds so refreshing! hmm yeah I feel this one!

lucid dreams - just based off the title I'm expecting something a bit more laid-back, and it seems like I'm right! the sustained synths add more mood and atmosphere here...really like the background noise, that's a nice touch! oh it's so nice to hear their voices a little bit more stripped back :) the trap beats are back at it again, except a bit more relaxed here. tempo is still pretty fast though. OOOOHHHH YESSSSS THE CHORUS. YES. sometimes doing less is more, and that's exactly what's working out here. the harmonies really get a chance to shine and they're able to convey so much emotion, paradoxically, by not conveying much at all. nice transition from the layered chorus to the singular vocal line, sonically a very interesting moment. love the shooting star effects and little touches going on in the background! OH THIS BRIDGE! oh wow what a way to close out the album

overall - I AM SO PLEASANTLY SURPRISED!! wow this really delivered some amazing stuff and I am so happy that a lot of this is in the vein of what I like listening to, like trap, synthwave, and electronica. sm back at it again with the weak title tracks, but I am honestly so glad the ladies got some b-sides to show what they're really about. clearly they're got the vocals and the musicality to tackle whatever is thrown at them, and I've really been impressed by them so far. even in the saturated landscape of kpop, this sounds fresh and interesting and PROPS to the producing team!! they brought it!! my playlists grew a bit today, yayyyy :)

#album thoughts #is this the longest review I've ever written lol #no but there was so much more to these songs than what I wrote down #they seem to be taking a lot of what made their predecessors stand out and turning it into their own thing #I absolutely love their sound here and I can only hope for more!

[sukirichi]

holy shit i just saw fratboy! naoya in ur wips 😭😭 mam when i tell you i wasn’t a naoya simp before...... CONSIDER ME CONVERTED!!! 🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️

me every time u post something about naoya:

ABSJAKAKA FRATBOY NAOYA HNGGRR RICH COLLEGE BOY NAOYA PLAYBOY NAOYA FRATBOY PRESIDENT NAOYA SENIOR NAOYA MEAN NAOYA WHO DRIVES A SPORTS CAR AND NAOYA WHO WEARS REALLY EXPENSIVE PERFUME AND NAOYA WHO IS SECRETLY SMART BECAUSE HE GREW UP WITH TUTORS AND YOU’RE SURPRISED BECAUSE HE ACTUALLY READS CLASSIC NOVELS AND YOU CAN ACTUALLY HAVE ‘INTELLECTUAL’ CONVERSATIONS WITH HIM HNGRR COLLEGE NAOYA “EVERYONE WANNA FCK ME” NAOYA 🥵🥵🥵💦💦 and omg yay we got another Naoya simp! 🥺💕 THATS A MOOD BESTIE ABSNALALA THATS ME EVERY TIME I SEE ASKS ABOUT NAOYA

#asks with naoya's trophy wife

[zhongliologist]

yes!!! librarian zhongli is top tier!! mmm. im imagining distracted sex with him tho. bouncing on his cock while he reads a book like he’s unimpressed with your fucking.

also new thot in town: role reversal w the dildos. making zhongli ride his own geo dildo instead of you ❤️❤️. maybe tying his hands behind his back with his tie and making him multitask by eating you out and making him fuck himself on the pulsating dildo-

i might be in a bit of a dom mood...

—geo dildo anon (who has a lethal case of zhongli brainrot)

sorry i replied late sjdhajkshd my weekend has been taken over by work ;;w;;

omg aaaaaaaa yess,,,, man i want to write librarian zhongli,,, maybe like a tiny snippet hmmmmm

and regarding your tiny addition: OH SHT THAT’S SO HOT!! LIKE IMAGINE GIVING HIM A FOOTJOB WHILE HE FCKS HIMSELF ON THE DILDO HOLY SHI--- SKDJAKSHDKAS i can imagine his blushing face, his dick hard and bouncing while he goes up and down aaaaaaaaaaaa

[asphodelcia]

HHHHHHHHHHHH I HOPE I AINT THE ONLY ONE.

#909error #NineArts #Ninepls #Nine is dying somebody help #omfg #working so hard #send help to 909 #chibi art #HP-kun is all I got for now #no fcking sleep #drawing #them eyes #those eyebags #fck me #today's feelings #today's mood #i can not #i can do this #Im fcking 909 btch pls I can do this #holy #i need sleeeeeeeeeeeeeep #Im done for it #sucks to be a college student #sketch #pencil drawing #ok stop tagging #reblog if you feel the same way

[luci-cunt]

Oh my holy fuck. My murderous girl is back, which means I’m back. What is up!! Ooh she just stabbed a whole ass man then threatened his life. The biggest mood. She’s so smart and violent and I too tell people to shut up when I grievously harm them (with less stabbing tho) love AW and Izetta owns my whole ass heart. Thx and fck u for reminding me this only partially exists rip, we’ll fight later upon book release so pencil me into your schedule.

lakdfjalkdsjfalksdjaf hi Nonnie you’re the love of my life kaj;lsdkjf;alskdj T-T kaljsd;fkja d<33333333

there will be more Izetta snippets soon!!!!! I’m coming up on the second half of the book which is almost entirely Ivory and Izetta fucking shit up and I love them so much I’m so excited kjas;dlfkjdskj

#I hope you have a fantastic fucking day #or night #depending #for me its night #XDD #<333

[mrf34r4rch1ve]

 < commentary/liveblog for s4e11 eXit_ >

OKAY BUT IS ESMAIL REALLY OUT HERE GONNA SAY THERE’S A SEPARATE UNIVERSE WHERE MR ISNT AN ALTER AND HE IS THERE PHYSICALLY? BC DARLENE JUST FUCKING SPOKE DIRECTLY TO MR UP AGAINST THE CAR holy shit

And this is obviously the dickhead MR that shot Elliot in the head and yells grandeur because he’s being a dick RIGHT NOW

SO LIKE MAYBE THAT DAMN DOUBLE MR THEORY IS CORRECT AND I MIGHT BE ANGRY IF THATS THE CASE

also sidenote MR in TWO scarves? Honey. Honey bear,,pick one you nerd

Okay so it is our MR, he just got testy bc he’s concerned about this obsession. I don’t want him getting shut out ei t he r

I’m just sitting here like THIS CANT BE AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE WHERE HE HAS A MOTHER AND A FATHER AND A LITTLE BROTHER AND DARLENE AND HES DOING THIS SHIT I won’t allow it. If he’s suddenly going to say it’s all been Alternate Universe shit and not DID......

“A nice BAD. place to live.” Lmao

Ah yes, Whiterose’s signature move. Knocking down Christmas trees.

The E in E Corp has a sun in it but it looks like a fracture. Better not be an AU e or I’mma be angry fjdjf

Ok wtf too easy don’t hug me I’m scared

MOTHERFUCKING SANDWICH GUY I HATE HIM SO MUCH FJDJJFD

This also appears to be a commercial free ep I don’t get that but wow sandwich man spoke

DIGGING this afterhours song, this is the shit mr likes to listen and sing along to // eg: TAKE A DRIVE WHERE YOUR MIND CAN CEASE TO FEEL what an Irving mood

BITCH THATS QWERTY

B I T C H DONT HURT THAT FISH ESMAIL I H8 U

That’s the book MR was reading when he pushed Elliot off the pier I think. I don’t like this.

THATS THE SAFE DEPOSIT BOX I JUST AUDIBLY SAID BITCH AT MY TV FIVE TIMES IN A ROW

Sitting at the edge of his chair like a band geek d’you think Elliot’s mother made him learn an instrument

She has a point and she is also captivating.

Elliot’s speech making me fucking cry Rami this is some next level shit.

Please put the gun down I don’t want this I don’t want another universe I don’t want

Don’t leave MR don’t leave us don’t do this I don’t like this

LEAVE ME HERE IN THE FIRST FUCKING EPISODE AND NOW DONT LEAVE ME HERE FUCK FUCJ

Oh my god what the fuck is happening

Holy fuck what the fuck

Is this au elliot what the fuck

ITS DEFINITELY AN ALDERSON LOOP THING THIS IS GOING TO HAPPEN OVER AND OVER AGAIN ISNT IT I AM SO GOING TO CRY

And this is why he forgot Darlene the first time because he had just hopped into that shithole loop I don’t like this I d

Oh my god his father. My heart hurts I am going to vomit

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING SOMETHING IS DARLENES FAULT AND IF HE. Go d dsmssns I feel sick

And his LOGO IS FUCKING BEST BUY HOW DO WE CONTEND WITH THIS IS THIS THE NEW CANON WHAT IS GOING ON WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WHAT DO WE DO

They are going to try and get rid of me again and I need you to not let them. I will always be here for you.

And all safe is barely different hfhdhd hs f

AND IN THIS UNIVERSE HE STILL LIVES IN AND COMMUTES FROM WASHINGTON TOWNSHIP?

And Stella b was the chick he was .. and ROSE and Deus group and

He has a fucking satchel

I still don’t know what to do with this information. which. iteration do I write.?

HOLY SHIT HES GIDEON? SO WHERE IS GIDEON?

THAT MEANS THIS ELLIOT IS GOING TO DIE WHEN ANOTHER FSOCIETY EMERGES.

It’s Tyrell it’s Tyrell it’s Tyrell oh my God.

And he looks like Gideon with his glasses and stubble and light blue pLAID BUTTON UP—

E Corp. always on your side. Fck oFF

Great. Now fucking Angela is the one who’s sick.

SO ITS ANGELA’S DAD WHO’s SICK AND ELLIOT’s MOTHER??

ISNT THIS SHAYLA’S FAVORITE SONG OR SOMETHING I KNOW IVE HEARD IT BEFORE

But this isn’t. He . But. He.

#mr robot s4 #ooc [ txt ] don’t do drugs kiddos

[yiqiie]

IDOL PRODUCER S2: E1 THOUGHTS

every week, i’ll sit down and watch the newest episode of Idol Producer Season 2 《青春有你》and write down all my thoughts. nothing get’s left out so get ready for a bunch of memes, shit posts and rants as we get through another season of our fave survival show 

feel free to send me any questions to my inbox and i’ll answer them asap!

a/n: i rarely shitpost on my blog so i think it’s about time i start

start time: 7:39

oKAY S2 LEGGO

can i just say during this ad break that motherfcking goddess jolin is a dance mentor and i just might cry because she literally looks like an angel in every preview i see

and oof my hubby zyx looks good

MILKA CHOCOLATE

we already have the new nongfu vitamin water i’m crying

MORE PRODUCT PLACEMENT

there was a really cute boy wtf i need to know his name

ALSO NEW SET

this set look so much prettier than last season ngl

and while i’m here i’m just gonna say their new uniforms look nicer

i love the darker colour

da chang we’ve missed you

our home away from home ily

ooo damn these slow mo shots

zyx your makeup looks good

can i just say this mentor lineup is LEGENDARY in itself

fck they all look good

okay moving on

are you serious more ad placement

they have a slide up door COME ON THIS IS SO COOL

you’re a cutie i have no idea who you are but i will eventually

the boys saying one lunchbox isn’t enough for them to eat are such a mood

THEY’RE STEALING THE MILK

is it milk or yoghurt  

FCKING CUTIES ILY SOMEONE TELL ME THEIR NAMES

oh jesus they’re loud af

KEEPING IT IN TRADITION I SEE

wait we don’t get to see them choose their seats noooo

mood lighting whoop

damn zyx you’re hitting them with these hard questions already

[a short break while i get some chips]

okay we good leggo

WHO IS THIS BEAUTIFUL BOY TELL ME HIS NAME

the guy who said he was working hard for his mum that was adorable

YIIXNG YOU’RE LOOKING DAMN FINE TODAY

wait why are some people standing outside and some people inside

or are they the same people

what’s going on

damn he really is stricter

ohhh so can they only fit half of the trainees?

i changed my mind the old one was better then lmao

LI RONGHAO WHAT AN ENTRANCE

JOLIN MY GODDESS

LOOK AT THAT SMILE

lol mood 

her shoes omfg i love them

i actually love her accent omg

MC JIN HERE WE GO

THEY REALLY BLURRED OUT THE EARRINGS I CAN SEE IT ON ZYX LMAO

ooo i like the new big ABCDF letters though

wait they got actual chinese singing legends to come do it too????

OACA LEGGO

oh damn those outfits

they forgot to clap omfg they’re so precious ;;;

[another food break soz i made a mango smoothie]

COMPLIMENTING EACH OTHER OMG WHAT A CUTIE

DRINKING THE MILK / YOGHURT LMAO I LOVE HIM

gotta love a slo-mo entrance

DANCING HOLY SHIT

i already forgot the leader’s name but i love him already

I REMEMBER THIS SONG it was maverick’s last season right??

i gotta say i prefer this version so much more

YES HIT THOSE HIGH NOTES BOY

we already know there’s no As at all so

they’ve really upped the standards this time i can feel it

HE CHA XI THAT’S HIS NAME

i’m loving the bro support they already have

HE WAS SO PISSED ABOUT NOT BEING IN THE BIG VENUE LMAOOOO

he’s so cute i love him

giving the heat packs to other people I LOVE HIM MUM

HE’S SO ADORABLE LMFAO

zyx is in love with him already

for someone who’s been training by himself for 2 years holy crap that was good 

HIS BOW AHAHAHHA

lian huai wei i gotta remember these names man

i love how they’re all rooting for each other

YES B YOU GO BABE

he’s affected by zhang pd’s dimples lmao same man

THEY ALL ARE LMFAO WHAT A MOOD

A DIMPLE LIAR LMFAO THIS IS HILARIOUS

a mexican wave holy shit this is adorable

jia yi is fcking adorable oh my jesus his smile i’m in love

also their leader who’s name i’ve forgotten already but visuals wtf

oh damn this song is good

VOCALS YES

also they’re all so tall wtf

okay i think they’re my favourite right now maybe

JIA YI YES YOU GO BABE

LIN MO that’s his name

no don’t cry baby no don’t cry

oh fck i’m crying

no babes you did so well don’t feel bad

HE HAS A BABY DRAGON AHAHAHHA

wtf vocals that was unexpected omg

OMFG HE’S ADORABLE he wants to be with the sheep

wait he’s jia yi too?? oh god

YES B BABE YOU GO

JOLIN IS SO CUTE OMG I LOVE HER SO MUCH

she’s the only one smiling i fcking love her

oh damn casper

did he write that song???? what talent

HE CAN DANCE TOO?

we all know there’s no As so he better be a B

YES BRO HE GOT IT

BANANA TRAINEES YAYYYY

i’ve always loved this song it’s so cute

wang zhe is so cute though omg he doesn’t smile at all

okay i know zyx is going to get a lot of shit for saying what he said about people who haven’t trained for a long time coming on the show to gain popularity but i have to admit that it’s true

companies probably saw how successful s1 was and how many groups were able to debut after it and are sending so many of their new trainees to gain exposure

i can understand why he’s so frustrated because his generation and generations before that were people who would be trainees for like 4+ years and fighting for years beyond that for their first stage and with this program it’s just made it so much easier for people who haven’t had any training at all to get their first stage and debut afterwards with their company

zhang pd is pissed off oh damn

ngl their performance wasn’t that great i will admit but they have potential it just might not be the right place for them to train whilst on a survival show

and what he said about showing your respect for the stage and telling them why you want to be a star was all fair enough and tbh some of their answers weren’t the best

okay some people are pissed off about what he said about people all wanting to be rappers but having to be singers first

maybe s1 wasn’t the best in terms of the debuting group and vocals and rappers all getting A grade

but at least in s2 it’s changed and he’s addressing the fact that people who want to debut in a boy’s group can’t actually sing to begin with and just want to rap their way through

to be in a boy’s group you really need to want it you need to be passionate about your future and you need to first of all love what you do

okay moving on

THEME SONG

okay it’s growing on me ngl

but ei ei is superior forever for sure

OKAY PREVIEW TIME

wait someone smiled at me let me go back

OKAY WHO IS THIS I LOVE HIS SMILE

wait LOVE SHOT??? that was unexpected

argh i love this song so fcking much

finish time: 10:21pm 

that’s all folks; tune in next week for another episode of mai’s shitposting whilst we suffer through another survival show together! 

#am i gonna keep this up maybe we'll see but for now WOOOOO #this actually forces me to watch so maybe it's a good thing #this is what happens when nine percent decides to go MIA #idol producer #qing chun you ni #what's the eng name lol #idol producer s2 #series: ip s2 thoughts #text posts #mai shitposts #青春有你

[criticalrolo]

Holy shit I'm so glad you saw tonight's episode because i feel like i need to yell about Critical Role and all the ways Matt tears apart my heart and I always think of this blog when i think about Critical Role blogs and WHAT THE FCK WAS THAT TONIGHT AJKXDNBSBXMFMSBXNGKMDBXBCCKZMBZJFKDBSBSNFKSBS

JADLSKFGJHGGLKJSDFGHGSFGDDS IS THE MOOD YOURE RIGHT

[your-fave-is-bi]

yakuza anon here!!! tell me ur thoughts friend!!!

MY FRIEND IVE GOT SOME FUCKNG THOUGHTS OKAY

god just. the everything between like going down to see nishitani in jail and getting makoto into kamurocho and leaving her at the park im

holy fuck

i wasnt fuckng ready im so glad i spent so much time with cabaret club czar bc fcking christ everything from going to see nishitani in jail is just; Wild. Wild shit.

im putting a read more here for if anyone is avoiding spoilers for yakuza 0 and also this is gonna get long SO

FCKING; OKAY. Majima goes to see Nishitani in jail and Nishitani is his usual horny self bc of course he is that beautiful greasy lad. And like you fight him and thats fun and then he’s just fcking Chill and i love it bUT THENTHE COP. SHOOTS THE OTHER COP. AND THATS WILD OF ITSELF but then he fucking? shoots Nishitani and im? im attached you cant do this to me rn???? AND THEN HE SHOOTS HIM LIKE FOUR MORE TIMES AND NISHITANI IS STILL UP? legend. anyway we didnt see nishitani die on screen so nishitani alive 2k18 but the fact that fcking. 

okay i love yakuza 0 we’ve established this but i love the characters and their motivations so much (im getting back on this later too) bc so much is driven by money, the whole premise of getting the empty lot is bc of the money and power that comes from it and just. The higher ups like Kuze etc, they dont care about a petty billion yen they’d need to bribe this cop in shooting his superior bc its nothing to them, but for a man like that, who just wants to provide for his kid? thats lifechanging. And yakuza plays with that very well imo

so fcking. there’s all that happening, and i mean Majima fcking running across the city to get to Makoto is a Mood and a half bc this motivation that drives him is just. You feel it deep in ur bones yknow.

and then there’s that fcking douchebag Sagawa who i would GLADLY bash his brains in and throw him in the river or hang him up over the entrance of the Grand bc god i hate him. So yknow that place i forgot the name of where you go to pick up Makoto and like the moment Sera is like ‘yo im on ur side dude’ i just knew sagawa was gonna be there to kill him bc of course. also i almost never skip the intro and there’s a shot of him from this scene and i recognized the scenery

AND THEN YOU GO BACK TO KIRYU AND SHIT FCUKING POPS OFF SO FAST

HELICOPTERS AND BAZOOKAS AND CAR CHASES AND MOTORCYCLES AND ME BEING BAD AT AIMING

LIKE REAL BAD

but before that, i was always under the impression oda and tachibana had been together since the beginning, bc i dont remember exactly what makoto said in the beginning, and they showed tachibana’s bat tattoo so i was like FCKING KNEW IT, NEVER TRUSTED YOU but yakuza 0 played me GOOD. but i always thought Oda and Tachibana were responsible for what happened to her, but now Tachibana was never involved! They played me so good!

bc like Makoto recognized Oda’s voice, and then there’s that zoom of Oda looking at Makoto in the car and i tweeted like “wonder if Oda recognizes Makoto”

and then i love how Kiryu sends out this trustworthy vibes that Makoto tries to tell him abt Oda AND THEN HE PULLS A GUN ON YOU IM FCKING. SMAD. I LLIKED YOU ODA. I THOUGHT YOU WERE A REAL COOL DUDE. 

also like Makoto honey i fucking love you so much i love you so much i love you and your stabby stick i love you

and again MOTIVATIONS of these characters im fuck. They all make so much fucking sense like fuck. Fuck man. I understand why Oda wanted to kill Makoto, i get it. its still murder but i get it and fck thats such good character depth honestly

i just love yakuza 0 so much hly fuck its so good everything abt it is so good

#HELLO HERE'S THIS FUCKING ESSAY I JUST WROTE #dear god im. i love yakuza 0 #karli plays yakuza 0 #anonymous #asks

[bastardbeewoman]

Do you ever just listen to your mother trying to argue with you and you just think "for fuck's sake, this can't be serious"

#i literally didnt sign up for this sht #and you what have you done #why dont you go and try to better yourself #why dont you perserve to go after the stuff you want #you have to talk about this on your therapy session you know #wow Isabella it has been so difficult to talk with you #no one cant talk about anything with you because you simply dont know how to talk #oh she doesnt want to talk to me about #like #some of her arguments just scream the word 'nonsense' #and it all sounds so absurd to me #like holy sht mom #wtf is wrong with you #what the actual fck #sorry for swearing guys #her mood has gotten worse in these past weeks #and she is letting all out on me #and im like #and now that my brother has an intership that MY UNCLE arranged for him #she is more than ever like #i swear guys #i am literally the most chill person at this house #i just #god #you see i have find some ways to deal with her #but she just cant see that even if she is tired even if she is busy #she just cant go all treat people as she please #this isnt right #and i just dont argue with her anymore #because i dont want to lost my mind during arguin and having to apologise later

[mariah-can-dream]

Hey I'm sorry for being radio silent the past few weeks, I didn't mean to ignore you. Every time I go through something I just don't have the energy to talk to anyone so I ignore them kinda, working on that. 🙃

How are you doing? Are you in the holiday spirit, if you celebrate ofc? ❤️

Well I had an interesting (by that I mean bizarre) dream about Draco last night lmao.

My best friend and I were in our old the middle school building. We were discussing ipads (bc I want one as a present for Christmas/my birthday) when the teacher left, she was explaining what I should get and then the teacher came in. Idk what the subject was or what teacher we had but in our class was Draco who suddenly had a flamethrower (???? 😂) and started to burn down the building. We all went out screaming and Taylor Swift was there as well she had cats in her arms which were burning. Turns out those were baby dragons but they didn't survive. So the adult dragons came and they were huge and they wanted to kill those responsible for the death of their kids. There was a carriage with metal bars like a prison wagon and the whole school had to transport the criminals to the mountain where the dragon lived. However Draco was a little bitch and his father put someone else into the carriage. The dragons somehow knew this and when we were in a tunnel they wanted to destroyed it. I was running out, the tunnel still intact but there was this huge boulder coming down killing those in the way. I was rushing to the side so it missed me but then we had to search for others. I saw the Weasley twins and was relieved and they were hugging me. (😌) Draco was also alive and I tried to stop him but then the dream ended.

Idk why my brain always make up those strange dreams, literally I had another one that same night it's really bizarre. (I hope I could entertain you lmao) 😬😂

Again I'm sorry for not talking to you I hope you're not mad.

-🇩🇪

heyy babe ohmygosh!!! no worries! i also do the same, but i hope you know that i’m here for you no matter what!

also, i’m doing so good! i am absolutely in love with Christmas🥺i always try to convince my family to decorate mid-november lol and because of this shitty year, they finally agreed!!! idk just something about all the lights & just the general feeling of everyone being in kinder & giving moods makes me swoon.

and holy fck what the hell?? i swear i bet that dream was just as confusing for you as it was for me to read😂😂happy to know i’m not the only one who’s dreams are completely out of the ordinary lol. & Draco would be a little bitch smh😂well i mean at least you got to see him LMFAO. 

you def entertained me!!! i was a little lost in the middle but somehow understood it at the end😂and no!!!! of course i’m not mad, i was just worried if you were ok is all!!! i love to see you in my ask box, absolutely adore talking to you!!! 

(p.s. it’s also way too fucking cute and heartwarming to me to see the lil Germany flag at the end🥺)

#ask #asks #now i know from memory how the flag looks and i swear i will prob never forget it

[redzeverin]

Doodle Dump~

Traditionally~ For when the fcking storm doesnt even hit your country but causes really heavy rains and lots of power interruptions because it’s playing with another LPA on the other side of your country. Still no electricity or internet. I’m alive but at the shittiest of moods fml

Featuring: (My One and Only) Lawless of Greed (look at my bby ready to be happy grarghghghhg), (discretely throws in NITW references because Mae and Gregg are <3) casual Tsubaki and Kuro (fck how do u proportions again holy sht), Student Tsubaki, and  Satano Tsubaki

#servamp #when u pick up a pencil for the first time in forever #lmao i suck now #especially coloring how do u patience #Lawless of greed #Tsubaki #who is coming #melancholy #Kuro #sleepy ash #Night in the woods #nitw #FINAL SERVAMP QUEST #Doodle Dump #reimei draws #my work #my art