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wolfythewitch · 7 months
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Found a fun audio I could use to animate Odysseus framing Palamedes for treason HAHA
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Spot Conlon Fact #54:
Spot Conlon has bitten a cop before (and he’ll do it again, too)
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skullywullypully · 8 months
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I could never be mad at Jude (I think)
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I just noticed... KAITO characters aren't just involved with everyone in the SCaP series, they have it bad. Like, Karchess has his lover kidnapped by Lust, Carlos ends up cannibalized by his lover Gluttony after a failed murder-suicide attempt, Kyle has his unrequited crush assassinated by his half-sister orders of Pride, Kaspar is used as a guinea pig by his wife poisoned by Sloth, Kai has his entire family murdered by Envy (as revenge, sure, but still), Gallerian is manipulated by his mother to contract with Greed and is also killed by his daughter-slash-half-sister. Poor guys. (Except for Kai and Kaspar. They had it coming for them.)
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taubs-worst-nightmare · 4 months
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i never liked foreman that much and then he said "the phrase who's your daddy comes to mind" at the nurses station and now he is my number one icon
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comets-nix · 4 months
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Too late to say sorry
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starogeorgina · 11 days
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wobblefloss · 4 months
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1. I have used all the plastic bags from the 'bag of bags' and have nothing to scoop poop into.
2. Pharmacy Chain place today was like, "starting Jan 1, we will start charging for bags."
3. Their self check out was unmanned.
4. I bought a KitKat and stole all the available bags off their bagging area.
I am now a criminal, but I did it all for her:
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The Good Queen Jigglebutter.
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mariluphoto · 5 months
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BREAKING:
There is a dangerous and unusual outbreak of the "Shigella" bacteria among IDF soldiers in Gaza. Massive cases of diarrhea and intestinal disease have been recorded. They are literally shitting in their pants. I'm officially calling them the Israel Diarrhea Forces.
(via. rosypirani)
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misspaddockverse · 1 year
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Well. Well. Well. So it turns out the Mclaren cars are shitty. Hm… If only someone had pointed it out sooner…
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madmanwonder · 1 year
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Prompts: What happened when Pyrrha Got Friendzoned by Oscar, like Jaune used to Friendzone her?
Pyrrha: *Beating the everlasting hell out of Team CRDL*
Jaune: As much I enjoyed seeing them get their butts handle on a platter…why?
Ren: Oscar friendzone Pyrrha. Saying he see her as a lovable badass big sister.
Jaune: Ah…ok.
Nora: BREAK THEIR LEGS!
The sound of legs breaking
Cardin: My legs!?
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redwalltournaments · 3 months
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Which Tournament should we do next?
Most Competent Dibbun: We all love dibbuns, and we all love incredibly plot relevant dibbuns, but which one is the best at solving our riddles? Which one is the best at doing things no IRL child could ever manage?
Best Abbot/Abbess: Which Abbot or Abbess does the best at running the Abbey? Who best extols the virtues of the Abbey such as peace and helping others in need?
Best Father: There are many fathers in Redwall. But who is the best?
Worst Father: There are many fathers in Redwall. But who is the worst?
They Had It Coming: Who has the most narratively satisfying death? This can be hero or villain, whose death best fits the circumstances of the story?
This Is A Lot Of Blood For A Children's Book: Who has the the most violent death?
Who Would Win In A Fight: Who would win in a fight?
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get yourself some raisins to put into your enemy’s cookies
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smad-lesbian · 1 year
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Veronica: I have the sharpest memory! Name one thing I forgot.
Duke: You once left Ram an Kurt drunk in a field after a double date.
Veronica: I did that on purpose try again.
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objectbiologist · 9 months
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earlier today, someone misplaced some very precious samples of an incurable disease. if the individual responsible was an object then i hope they were at least wearing gloves. that particular strain is very contagious and very volatile and only affects objects.
- roland
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sn0wcake · 1 year
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au where regina fucking kills max and ben and gets away with it bc everyone just kinda agrees that they had it coming
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