#THEYRE GONNA GET MARRIED

[catharsim]

Ready for take off.

 @plumbobem

#sims 3 #ts3 #ugh our babies #theyre gonna get MARRIED #*screm* #this was fun and lowkey relaxing to make hehe #luvina's travel scrapbook <3 #pls ignore any clipping i literally cba to fix it #ship: luvina #oc: luca

[stevie-petey]

Since you said Steve had a fascination with bug, did he ever crush on her pre- Nancy? Like bug was his hallway crush until he was Jon and bug and gave up.

not necessarily a crush, but in ep 7 of season 1 we find out hes been watching her since they were kids !! and in i think another blurb hes admitted hes always been so fascinated by her and drawn to her kindness, but it wasnt really a crush until he got to know her more and befriend her :)

#ask #anon #m speaks #and yeah he also was like hmmm jon is close with her #theyre gonna get married #so he backed away #ch insight

[bluerosefox]

Feral Gremlins VS Fruitloops

Hhmmmm

Hmmm

Guys another DPxDC idea.

Can you imagine the unholy terror and general chaos a deaged Danny and Tim would unleash if they met?

Like say they got deaged by their creepy old man fruitloops in an attempt to make them their heirs but somehow they escape from them and both meet each other on the run.

They maybe small and with little to no memory of how they got there or where they are but they know fruitloops when they see one and thus team up to make their ways home, or at least to Gotham so Batman can help! (-Tim's idea)

Look I just want Tim being a tiny and a little feral smarty whose using that brain of his to outsmart Ra's (and Vlad) and he knows he's not meant to be tiny but his memories are foggy. And I want Danny feral vibing back, finds out he gets powers, and wants to kick the fruitloop that keeps talking mean about his dad and making kissy faces at pictures of his mom butt and also kick the other creepy old man too whose after his new best friend.

Also, I wanna see them hold hands as they run away together. (As a League base is on fire in the background)

#danny phantom #danny fenton #crossover #dp x dc #blue rambles #danny phantom dc #writing ideas #random idea #dpxdc #tim drake #Danny and Tim get deaged #together #they feed into other feral vibes #the fruitloops after them shall fear this #Tim and Danny hold hands as they explode another League base #they are chaos together #as they make their ways home #i like to think just for laughs #once theyre found by the Bats one of them declared theyre gonna marry when theyre big #they are teased once theyre back to normal #BUT secretly hide the fact they do have the others number

[wolflyndraws]

Pony dteam au :3

#dream fanart #dreamwastaken #georgenotfound fanart #dreamwastaken fanart #dream mcyt #georgenotfound #mcyt fanart #dnf fanart #dreamnotfound fanart #dnf #sapnap fanart #sapnap #technically a dnf au theyre gonna get married in the future trust #wolflyn one off aus #wolflyn art tag

[relaxxattack]

every time someone calls moirallegience just an alien qpr i wilt a lil like YEAH thats more or less the CLOSEST human thing but its also Literally Not That. like a qpr is fundanmentally not romantic and thats not even going into moirails whole Actual Purpose of calming ppl down. its just. aughhhhh pisses me off i see the confusion but, as aformentioned, aughhhhh

OH MY GOD THIS HAS BEEN BOTHERING ME TOO.... but i don't want to get petty at the people in my notes always saying "moirails are QPRs!" because in some ways that is the closest human thing so it's hard to be mad...

i think there's definitely some overlap in some ways. but NOT because moirallegiance and qprs are the same at all really, but INSTEAD because both relationships have unconventional boundaries defined by the people within them.

you know... like every relationship.

like the only reason the two have overlap is because they are both partnerships that emotionally care for each other but can choose to not bang (which is true for any romance anyway, even if it's considered abnormal). they're both just romances* that are unconventional to human norms, which makes people view them as the same thing when they're not.

i think the REAL issue here is that humans insist on using human words to understand things that are just, fundamentally, alien. can't we just appreciate alien romance for being... alien romance?

no, it's not platonic, it's romantic. it's just romantic in a way you aren't quite wired to understand, is all.

*in generalization, most QPRs are not romantic, because they are made up of aroaces who are life partners in a non-romantic way. however i want to disagree with you that none of them are romantic, because that is up to the partners in question.

#quadrants #homestuck #moirallegiance #BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS FOR SO LONG OMG THANK YOU FOR THE ASK #its just i USED to think they were the same #and then recently i kept getting pissy when people said they were the same so i was like. okay let's unpack this #what's the overlap here and what's the differences? #and really people THINK theyre the same because they think theyre both like. 'im gonna platonically marry my friend!' ^w^ #(which is obviously not actually what either of them are like. lol) #when REALLY what they have in common is 'hey you're a person i want to have a committed partnership. but potentially not sex or tradition' #and it's not really fair to compare them because they come from totally different places and have totally different standards #QPR was created as an ALTERNATIVE to allonorms. its about saying 'hey lets make up our own rules. my life partner can be platonic if i want #whereas moirallegiance IS a norm and its not counter any culture. it's just 'trolls have biological romantic feelings/needs in This way.' #idk idk how to explain it any further because ive spent a fucking hour on this post and i have a massive headache so feel free to ask me-- #more specific questions if the shit i said here doesnt make any sense (；￣ー￣).. #<- wow haha the troll fictive autism really jumped out with this post huh. whoops #hsmeta #long post #op

[trunklewunjle]

Happy 2024 this is me now

Ink belongs to comyet

Error belongs to CrayonQueen

Cross belongs to JakeiArtWork

Dream belongs to Jokublog

#undertale #undertale au #error sans #ink sans #dream sans #cross sans #wowtheyresocoolhaha #this is my new personality #whose with me #theyre so good bro #this is gonna be me all year be prepared #ill draw them getting married at the end of the year #utmv #drink rockers #dink

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

okay wait laughingstock concept Incoming: so im imagining some of the neighbors (maybe Julie & Frank) noticing that Barnaby & Howdy are a lil fruity, yk yk. and Julie's like damn, i guess we have to play matchmaker here.

so naturally they wind up getting the whole neighborhood involved. everybody's a wingman here. Poppy's dropping hints when Howdy drops off groceries, Wally is constantly asking Barnaby to go get him things from the bodega, etc etc. Howdy and Barnaby are facing this sudden change in town-wide behavior with slight concern and bemusement

eventually - lets say Julie, Sally, and Wally - get Barnaby into the bodega and then abruptly leave like "don't have too much fun without us you two *wink wink nudge nudge*". once they're gone (read: very obviously hiding outside & watching through the window) Barnaby & Howdy turn to each other like:

Barnaby: you think we should tell them we're already married?

Howdy: let them have their fun - they'll figure it out eventually

#dont have the mental fortitude to Draw This but i still wanted to share the thought #'but how would no one notice that theyre literally married' #easy: theyre very relaxed and secure in their relationship. also howdy has a strict 'no pda at work' rule #also because its funny. we can stretch rationality for the Bit cmon now #through the power of the bit Anything is possible #and we all know the neighbors are Peak Sillies so. yk #it strikes me that once they get Bored of the constant 'matchmaking' #barnaby and howdy stage this whole thing where they 'confess' to each other So dramatically and So publicly #they make it an Event #sally is swooning from the drama and spectacle of it all. wally is trying to paint the moment as fast as possible #julie is so excited she's close to passing out. eddie is crying. so is poppy. frank is taking the credit. home is just happy to be there #as soon as barnaby and howdy retreat out of sight they burst out laughing for a solid ten minutes #GAH THE BRAINROT THE BRAINROT #laughingstock #wailing and sobbing they are so so good together and FOR WHAT FUCKING REASON #i cant even put it into words they just Fit! like puzzle pieces! #theres something so natural about em. i look at them and its like. they Would be perfect for each other huh #i already know theyd have such a healthy wholesome relationship They Just Work. Theyre The Dream Couple #howdy says the most confusing sentence ever said. barnaby nods along with genuine love in his eyes. etc. you get it #now watch! canon is gonna absolutely set this on fire! #which would be Fun. painful. but Fun. seriously tho im curious as to how/if barnaby and howdy will interact/develop.... #i mean personally i love it when shit gets messy so i hope it Hurts So Bad or at least Goes Downhill #i hope its a rollercoaster on all accounts

[rielzero]

''nyu nyuh nyuh your character is unhappy-''

idk man he looks pretty happy to me, look at his stupid face.

#loki is into it lmao #all though astarion's knees not so much #sir this is not a long term thing do you not understand #your poor back is gonna get tired of this at some point #bg3 #ascended astarion #lord astarion #tav #shitposting #astarion x male tav #ascended astarion x male tav #m x m #gay #gay romance #very gay #gay shit #my tav #half elf #vampire tav #vampire #vampires #vampire husbands #theyre married get over it

[sonknuxadow]

sorry i dont really like the shadow is silvers dad theory/headcanon/whatever and part of the reason for it is that people keep presenting it as an actual thing that could be possible even though it makes no sense and all "evidence" people use to back it up is easily disputed

#''they both have white chest fur'' okay ? there are so many other characters who have small physical traits in common #doesnt mean they have to be related #''shadow and silver are lancelot and galahad in sonic and the black knight'' okay and . #im sure there might be SOME meaning to the character choices in the storybook games but i highly doubt their lives are 1 to 1 parallels #or that the character choices are meant to imply anything about the characters that we dont already know #plus amy was nimue and nobody tries to argue that shadow and amy are related because of that? #also im aware that a lot of dad shadow stuff takes place in the future when silver is a baby and shadow has still been alive for a long tim #(which. how would that even work wasnt shadow in stasis again in the future) #but sometimes i see people do it with like present day shadow being a father figure to the silver who time traveled there ? #thats like the horrible combination of people infantilizing silver in a way they dont do with other characters his age or younger #and people pretending shadow is an adult when he isnt . what #also i dont get why people insist that if shadow is silver's dad then the other parent MUST be someone from the existing cast #like . silver is not from a few decades into the future hes from 200 years into the future #none of the characters youre saying shadow is gonna get with are gonna be living that long im sorry to say #and why does silver HAVE to be the child of a couple in the existing cast why cant he just be some random guy #and im not saying every au idea has to perfectly align with canon #but a lot of the people who think shadow is silvers dad arent presenting it as a fun little baseless headcanon #theyre presenting it as an actual plausible theory . when it really isnt . #also ive noticed one of the most common pairings for silvers parents is sonic and shadow . #sorry but that is just not happening i feel so strongly about sonic never wanting to get married or have kids #i think shadow being an older brother figure to silver could be cute . #and the idea of a timeline where shadow doesnt die or get put into stasis or whatever the hell and is still around in silvers time #could be interesting . but im not really on board with the dad thing

[unishitpile]

Im back to kavetham brainrot so. Uhm. Pre-canon kavetham break ups?? Where Al Haitham was so sure of his decisions but then looks back to see Kaveh gone?? Al Haitham who was so sure he was paving the way for their relationship, kicking out the rocks and all the other bothersome obstacles in the road but never looked back to man and asked if this was even the road they both want to take? Al Haitham who was so sure he got his hypothesis correct? But when has a hypothesis ever been always correct? He looks back and he sees a lone empty spot where Kaveh used to be—the golden sun that stood out from the mellow nights in Sumeru city.

This was his first lesson learnt the hard way.

#kavetham #al haitham #kaveh #genshin #genshin impact #haikaveh #kavetham brainrot #pre canon because all of that shit gets resolved post canon theyre actually married and their rugs have both of their names on them they als #o have two cats gray and orange theyre so silly im gonna smash both of their skulls

[dhmis-autism]

Red Guy being deluded with his crush on Duck is equally funny, me thinks

Just this feral full on rabies man Duck who commits war crimes and Red’s delusional ass goes “he is so dreamyyyyy ❤️❤️❤️”

HE'S GOT THEEE WORST TASTE AND I WILL STAND BY THAT FOREVER.

Like, Red has got his issues, but you could see why people would like him. Sooo many people have/had a crush at him at one point it's unreal. NO ONE FEELS THAT WAY ABOUT DUCK GDGDF

THERE'S SO MUCH WRONG WITH HIM... FOR GODS SAKE LOOK AT HIM.

look at his PANTS LEG

#THAT'S HIS MAN. THATS WHAT HE'S GONNA SETTLE FOR #worst taste in clothes and WORSE taste in men #anyways. i got this way back when i was talking about their dynamic in my head ect ect #so JUST FOR YOU ANON i will go into this bc u've waited LONG ENOUGH #i think hes totally delusional in that /i/ think he definitely thinks duck is much cuter than he actually is #strikes me as a 'builds shit up in his head' type. like ive said before i think. that he would think real hard about saying smth. #like TO duck abt it. and then would NOT for months and months and months #GOD I SAW SOMEONE SAY ON THE POST WHERE I SAID I THINK DUCK THINKS THEYRE MARRIED... #...that like in reality all that happened was duck dropped something on the ground and red knelt down to get it and give it to him #and in his head that was FULLY a proposal and he was like wow. didnt think this was how id get engaged but ok. #and when it does come up reds like WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ??? and duck has like. a photo of their wedding (for tha BIT) #and he's like 'youve missed our anniversary five years in a row btw :/' #AND THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING TAGS ANYONES EVER LEFT ON ANY OF MY DRAWINGS #I HAVE IT SCREENCAPPED I THINK ABOUT DRAWING IT ALL THE TIME ITS SOFUCKING FUNNY #anyways love u anon stay cool have a nice summr #my dhmis postings

[stinkrascal]

also im gonna try to post more than once a week when i can so i can speed this along bc maaaan this is taking way longer than i thought. it usually takes me like a week to complete one post though so we will see 🙈

#2 months and vlad and brie havent even met yet!! like wtf #i have one more post in my drafts i’ll prob post it in the next few days #and then after that post is the first vlad/brie encounter :3 FINALLYYYYY #at this rate they will fuck in about 3 yrs #in the story’s timeline it only takes about 2 months. actually it only takes 2 months for them to GET MARRIED LOL #bc of course they arent gonna fuck before marriage… the catholic guilt #theyre so catholic i hate them<3

[destiel-more-like-im-dead-again]

DJ QUALLS AND TY OLSON ARE GETTING MARRIED????? TO EACH OTHER?????

#THEYRE GONNA BE OLD MEN TOGETHER I- #I’m crying #wtf #holy shit #good for them #I love that for them so much #dj qualls #ty olsson #dj qualls and ty olsson #Garth and Benny are getting married guys #that’s the spn spin-off we really need #spn

[scattered-winter]

now this might be. controversial of me. but I think maybe we're all talking about buck and tommy and eddie a bit too much for it to be. you know. maddie and chim's wedding.

#''omg we're gonna get a big bucktommy kiss'' ''omg buck and eddie karaoke'' hello can anyone hear me #winter speaks #911 abc #we havent had a madney kiss since like season 3!!!!!!!!!!! theyre finally getting married after 5 seasons of pining!!!!!!!!! #mom come pick me up i'm scared

[licantropa]

Happy Holidays!!

#Mianite #I’d like to apologize for the tag essay you don’t gotta read all that idk what happened #you know its interesting how red has called jordan ‘skipper Sparklez’ implying that he places them on the same level #especially since both of them have messed with capsize’s ship. but jordan places himself on the same level as capsize #because theyre both captains (which stops being true since capsize demotes him to boatswain) #and capsize makes Tom a captain meaning she places him on the same level as herself (Tom is a captain because he owns a ship btw) #(which btw is why capsize was like ‘you’re leaving my crew?’ to Jordan when he got the ss jerry but technically since he says the ship is #‘for capsize’s fleet’ it belongs to her) #I think the issue with Jordan and Capsize is that he doesn’t actually like her as an individual but as an idea #that idea being ‘having a teammate’ because it’s just been him up until that point. #arguably jordan doesn’t really care about capsizes feelings on things examples of this are #her saying no to getting married but he like ignores that and continues on with the idea that they’re together/ going to get married. #him throwing gold at her and assuming that was all it took to get a date out of her instead of asking (like everyone’s given her gold he #ain’t special) and the ss jerry which was made to impressive her but it’s in a color he likes and also he named it #also him stepping over capsizes boundaries and kissing her #me personally I will not write them having a positive relationship because Jordan’s ruined it for himself truly #I think we as a society need to put more blame on Jordan when it comes to capsizes death by the way #like while he wasn’t the only one in the room BUT he was the only one capable #Tucker was stuck in a hole Tom was being a bitch in the background Red was paralyzed in fear #and when Capsize gets threatened you know what he says? ‘Skipper you gonna do something’ (something along those lines anyways I don’t fully #remember) like he let Furia fucking villain monologue are you serious??? #also it’s way more interesting that they don’t get along #or maybe i just like issues idk #feel free to disagree ofc

[theotherhalfoftheshell]

Nobody talk to me. All I'm gonna be thinking about for the next 300years is the last dabihawks Bachelorette AU update.

((Please understand I threw my phone and screamed. My roommates are concerned. I'm standing on the couch screeching like a pterodactyl and I can't be stopped))

#ITS FUCKING CANNON BOOYYYSSSSS #WE GOT A CONFESSION AND A HUG #theyre dating theyre in love theyre gonna get married #somebody fucking sedate me #dabihawks Bachelorette AU spoilers