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coochiequeens · 4 months
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If this is real this is an another example of the gender cult overreaching with their demands.
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yourbooksname · 3 years
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Batfam disney film headcanons
Normal Disney
The Little Mermaid
- Damian finds Eric ‘likeable’ - its because Eric is practically Dick Grayson
- Bruce accidentally reveals that young Dick had a crush on Ariel and the others tease him mercilessly
- “Seriously, Dickhead, every redhead you’ve ever seen?”
- Dick grumbles but has a gleam in his eyes as he stares at the screen during part of your world
- “Is she serious? Surely one who has studied this much knows what feet are-”
- “Demon, shut up”
- They say Grimsby is a knock off alfred
- “Oh, please, knock-off means it bears some resemblance. I surely hope other than the accent you all see no relation of him to me.”
- They all kinda love Ursula, in their own special way
- Steph is dancing around, if you could call it dancing, dragging cass with her (who is smiling the whole time) during under the sea 
- Jason leans back and, with a cruel smile on his face, exclaimes that “this is the best song” during les poissons 
- Which causes an uproar from most of the others
Aladdin
- Everyone tiptoes around it, and then steph makes one joke and suddenly its constant jason jokes
- “Is crime alley this musical?”
- “Would you all shut up? *mumbling* I didn’t even have a monkey”
- “Who’s your Jasmine, aladdin?”
- “Tt, statistically speaking based on time spent together, it’s that buffoon Harper”
- Jason is an inch from killing them but none of them really care at this point
- Once they caught him humming one jump ahead while cooking and they will never ever let him live it down
- “steph I swear if you keep playing the Gilbert Gottfried version of WAP over iago-”
- Rajah appears, and it’s too late for them to turn the movie off before
- “Father, I would like a bengal tiger.”
- Most of them are clearly having a great time during friend like me
- Jason brings up the talent of Robin williams
- and damian says “who”
- Jason turns, bewildered, and decides he’s going to force him to watch every single robin williams movie until he finds one he likes (It’s Jumanji, surprisingly. Dick likes Mrs. Doubtfire, Tim loves Good Will Hunting, Jason loves Dead Poets Society, Bruce is partial to Good Morning Vietnam, Steph loves Aladdin, Cass loves Hook)
- They have a moment of silence at the end for robin williams
Lilo and Stitch
- The family likes to joke Damien is stitch
- “A violent” “but loveable” “little gremlin...”
- “Tt, if we’re assigning roles, then Drake is that contemptuous redheaded girl”
- ‘Listen brat-”
- Duke shuts them up by saying that “this is the most ohana family i’ve ever seen in my life”
- Cass wants to learn how to spit fire
- Steph is fully on board, and so is Jason
- Damian wants to watch
- Alfred is about to have a heart attack
- But Damian does enjoy the movie, as it reminds him of his acceptance among the bats - not that he’d tell them
- Surprisingly, this movie also means a lot to Jason and Dick
- even if they don’t say it out loud
- they watched it together when Jason was young; and the sibling relationship in the movie moves ‘em both - and Jason can enjoy some quality Elvis
- However awkward, they’re nicer to each other after each viewing, and on a bad day they both get emotional during the movie (one more than the other, openly anyway)
- That cannot and will not stop Jason from messing with the bats/breaking the rules the next day on Patrol, and when Dick or Bruce confronts him, yelling “Ohana, bitch” and jumping off the building
A goofy movie
- Similar to Lilo and Stitch in terms of bonding, it brings Bruce closer to the boys
- but especially Jason, because Jason
- is Jason
- and would def. be the one to object the most to a road trip
- They make an uneasy but loving eye contact during ‘Nobody else but you’
-  Dick LOVES powerline, tell me i’m wrong; this bitch knows all the dance moves to both Stand Out and Eye to Eye (and the perfect catch, technically)
- Tim thinks the movie is worth watching just for Bobby (”you would, nerd”)
- Steph insists it has the best looking Pizza in any movie ever
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“LOOK AT IT”
“We’re looking steph”
“LOOK HARDER”
Pixar lightning round
- Toy Story
- It’s been banned at Wayne Manor
- Not because they don’t like it
- But because Jason objects to Randy Newman
- And Dick attempts even MORE death-defying stunts on Patrol, claiming he’s “falling with style” 
- A bug’s life
- Dick likes it, it reminds him of the circus, 
- but other than that none of them really care too much about it
- Toy Story 2
- Often referenced whenever a family member breaks their arm (”NOW I CAN’T GO TO COWBOY CAMP”
- Jason says “Hey look, it’s bruce” every time zurg is on screen and Bruce is sick of it
- Once, an argument broke out during ‘When she loved me’
- “Oh, Sarah McLachlan”
- “Who?”
- “The one singing - she does those stupid ASPCA commercials”
- “Stupid? It is advertising to aid animals subjected to cruelty. You’re the stupid one.”
- “Brat, shut up, it’s a commercial.”
- “Do you support animal cruelty?”
- “What?! I-”
- “Go ahead, take it out on me. I am glad Alfred and Titus are not here as I know they would be your primary target, monster.”
- So they’ve stopped watching the movie
- Monsters inc. 
- Jason always wants to watch it
- he used to love watching it with Roy (who, unbeknownst to anyone except Jason and Kori) would cry at the ending thinking of Lian
- It’s also just hilarious
- Finding Nemo
- They think it’ll teach Bruce to be less overprotective
- They were wrong
- He hovers even more 
- Which prompts steph to walk up to a warehouse on a mission yelling “look at me, i’m gonna go touch the butt”
- when Gil came on screen someone said “look, it’s deathstroke” which prompted a chuckle out of everyone
-The Incredibles; 
-They all recognize the irony of a superhero family movie, but enjoy it nonetheless
- Once, Jason pointed out how similar Syndrome’s origin story was to Tim 
- everyone was a little rattled, and were grateful Tim decided to persist to good
-Cars
- “Wow”
- “Wow”
- “WOW”
- “wow”
-Ratatouille
- Tim and Barbara both love it
- They admire the work being done almost methodically
- Jason and Alfred enjoy the cooking in the movie, as they are both avid chefs
- Damian also admires the film, though he called the plot “ludicrous” he likes the music
- They have to force Dick out of the destroyed kitchen as he yells “anyone can cook!” the next day
- Wall-E 
- Cass loves this one - especially as it’s mostly told through body language
-It inspires Tim to start a new ‘Go green’ wayne manor initiative
- Damian will watch the first half but insists the movie loses its quality when the humans arrive
- Up
- Damian wants a talking dog
- Dick’s favorite pixar movie, probably
- He loves the beginning, and the soundtrack, and the house flying, and Ellie
- Once Tim got him a grape soda pin and he wore it for weeks
- Brave; 
-They tease Dick more (redhead)
- The girls love it
- At least one person tries to do a scottish accent with every viewing
- Inside Out
- Dick was sobbing by the end
- Cause this mans does nothing but bottle up all emotions other than joy
- For the people around him
- He gets the support from his family that Riley gets and suddenly everyone’s emotional (as emotional as Bats can be, I suppose)
- Coco
- Jason sings remember me in spanish often when he thinks no one is around
- They watch it on Halloween and Jason laments how young him probably would have gone as Miguel for halloween with the hoodie his mom gave him; however it wouldn’t fit now
- throwing him a Dia De los Muertos celebration (yes Jason is latino fight me)
- He appreciates it, begrudgingly, but gets emotional when he finds a new red hoodie up in his room, not knowing who its from
- It becomes his new favorite pixar movie
______ If you have more movie ideas please let me know because i’m loving doing this
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currentfandomkick · 4 years
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Marinette did not sign up for this part 8
first part here previous part here ao3 here
update at last!
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Marinette almost screamed when she saw the knitting needles on her balcony. It wasn’t even her birthday yet. Was he around? Taunting her?
School wasn’t helping. She kept her eyes on the windows.
It didn’t help her team was scanning the area constantly… and she was certain that Kagami somehow got out of school as she could spot Ryuuko before school even started, and her shadow had’t moved often.
Alya, Nino and Adrien weren’t leaving her side. Kim had taken to joining them (and with him, Max and Alix) with Kim determined to get Marinette to wear one of his hoodies since “you look cold.”
She knew that was code. ‘Let me help.’ She wasn’t sure this was something safe for them to help with.
“Thanks but I’m good!” was highly ineffective.
Before lunch Kim had his hoodie on her. It made it harder to find her with the change from her usual outfits once Adrien and Alix stole her hairbands.
They were doing a plain sight disguise. She knew it.
Going to Alix’s after school helped a bit with that.
She still felt eyes on her. She couldn’t tell who’s.
Alix was the one to break out the guardian translations with her dad. The Kubdels knew more than most of her team—time travel side effects after all. It was a big part of why she could trust them in the first place: Alix wanted to help and her father knew there would be a Ladybug in Paris before giving Alix the family heirloom. When Marinette saw it after studying the miraculous for a bit and asking Fu if there could be two rabbit miraculouses… it lead to Fu merging the two (from two separate timelines).
In the one Mr. Kubdel was from, a girl named Bridgette took up the role of Ladybug and was followed around by a questionable Black Cat. Mr. Kubdel’s grandfather prevented that timeline from happening—changing key events and all—but was prepared for the chances another rabbit would be needed. His son was not a good fit… (poor research, questionable retention, and overall bad at delicate work) meanwhile Alix had street art done quickly and intricately, fast reflexes, and adored learning history to the point some topics had been re-written in the curriculum for “the complete BS this hack is pushing” and “obvious refusal to stick to the facts” among other objections with heavily cited and sourced works to back up her claims. To a truly terrifying degree.
Its also why once they were out of sight, Alix and Mr. Kubdel and her escaped to one of the secret passaged kept off the current schematics for Miraculous related reasons (escape without being seen leaving) and Alix brought them into her burrow sans ‘time windows’ for her peace of mind.
“What do you want us to do Ladybug?” Bunnix asked.
That was the question…
They tracked that the issue began with what let Robin identify her in the first place. The most likely culprit was the flaming akuma… if Alix went as Bunnix and helped Ladybug catch the butterfly or got it someone else, then Robin would never have identified her, and their current situation wouldn’t be happening.
She wouldn’t be hunted by the Ghosts of Gotham.
But then… her team wouldn’t exist, not as it does.
Chat wouldn’t know who she is.
She wouldn’t exist.
She… she wasn’t willing to give that up.
“We’re not undoing the past.”
Bunnix nodded, gliding around the empty space.
Mr. Kubdel opened and closed his mouth before finally offering his own suggestion. “Perhaps, we could capture them.”
Marinette ran over that option. It wasn’t bad. Not by a long shot… but the capture would deprive Gotham of its vigilantes…
“We only keep Robin, any others captured are cut loose as soon as possible and removed.”
“But Robin is the one that knows your identity,” Bunnix reminded her.
“The others probably figured it out already. But that’s not why we’re keeping him.”
Mr. Kubdel gestured for her to clue them in.
“Remember what the Aesir and Vanir did to end their dispute?”
Mr. Kubdel searched his memories until it hit him. “Ah. That.”
Marinette nodded. “Add in a game of chase, move to the home turf, and we have our plan.”
“And you’re bait?” Bunnix checked, no longer moving about as she absorbed the plan.
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If you were a civilian in Paris, you might catch sight of what must be someone’s idea of a joke. As not only were there Big Justice Members running around with your local heroes—who up until this point had only worked with one other group (Quantics) who were Europe-based.
But seeing some guy in black with a bluebird on his chest go head to head with Rena, Miss Sting and a very pissed off Monkey King and Pegasus (since when does he get mad like that? Kid looks like he’s going to end Bluebird) was not a sight you were able to process at the moment. Wonder Woman joining the group was the cherry on top. and Carapace was moving civilians out of the way and sometimes caging them all in Shelter.
You also catch an enraged Chat Noir and Ryuuko tearing after some fashion disaster in a cape down the street. A cape for godsake. In broad daylight. Green Lantern was flying after them, and since when does Chat’s suit… move? Like, you’re pretty sure that’s not normal… at all.
Ryuuko and Fashion Disaster (FD for short) are sword fighting. Chat is attacking FD at any opening. Viperion is with them, sometimes shouting directions. Green Lantern seems to be keeping the fight from spilling over.
A check on the Miraculous News App shows pics of Fashion Disaster trying to get too close to the baker’s daughter. You know, the one that kind of slips the heroes snacks and is seen with Chat randomly at her balcony? The one you’re 30% sure he’s crushing on and in some war with Ryuuko for the heart of. Why else would the two be seen so often around it?—Akuma school is across the street.
You blink a few times when you realize that baker’s daughter is visibly scared of FD (and you’d be too if a random Mask with a sword showed up) and apparently had Bunnix with her at the time to help move faster.
That meant whatever happened in another time had to be bad…
Bunnix mentioned that in the world where she went Princess Justice there wasn’t much to stop her…
You can see why the team is a tad… okay, really overzealous. You’re pretty sure Chat tried to cataclysm FD after Ryuuko sent him flying with the air attack.
You manage to get a better view (For the People! and not to mock the villain later—no siree!) of the Bluebird fight. Dude gets taken down by a combination of things in short sucession—Monkey King landing a hit with his power, Wonder Woman’s lasso (through a portal—good on you Pegasus!) that he got pulled through, a flute to the head by Best Girl Rena, and paralyzed by your favorite striped heroine.
The take down shocked FD and Green Lantern caged the guy (teen? Kid? They look small.) and moved them over by Wonder Woman and her group, some of whom dispersed to recharge.
Never claim Bruce is not a dedicated parent. The best? He hopes not. The worst? He has met Stephanie’s parents, and he is far from them. And Cas’s. And he knows he’s not as bad as Rah’s. He is dedicated (and a serial adopters, but shhh). How does he know this?
He managed to reactivate his kid’s trackers and noted where they intersected and looked into properties, deeds, and children in the school across from the bakery Stephanie and Cass had taken to camping out in when not at their hotel rooms. So far, he narrowed down his daughter to three possible candidates—Mireille Caquet, Marinette Dupain-Cheng and Laura Pretre. The only three girls in the age range he suspects Ladybug is in (he paid attention to the early videos and crossed her references, videogames and knowledge of the teens’ involved (re: knowing their names before the class became an akuma gold mine).  They are also the only three from his candidate pool who were adopted or single mother of the right age to have caught his younger self’s attention—a few interviews of the heroes let slip that Ladybug’s parents and her team’s parents are unaware of what they do, and her vicious support for child support and adoptive parents in a few akuma instances gave credit to her belonging to one of those two groups.
It was between Marinette and Laura in his opinion—they both ran a fashion boutique online. Mireille was a model the two shared, but still a possibility.
Jason was helped him narrow it down—a consolation for being stuck in bed and not allowed on patrol for the night. Apparently he was also trying to call off the identity search in-person to prevent any accidental identity reveals and prevent further stressing of “Lady Bat”.
Bruce may have smiled at the nickname. He doubted his daughter would appreciate it, but nicknames had a strange habit of sticking if Jason gave it… for better or worse in Tim’s case. (He was glad that Replacement was replaced with Tiny Tim, Timbo and Timmy).
He also noted that the girls were intent on Gabriel Agreste being Hawkmoth… and had a strange obsession with his relationship to Mayura given their search histories. Tim was still deciding between designers, and he did note that Marinette ranked highly on there… which was both a relief and terrifying.
That meant everyone but his daughter’s “business conduct supervisor” (Adrien Agreste, only son of Gabriel Agreste, primary candidate as Hawkmoth) had been akumatized and someone she had to personally fight while they hurled who knew what at her. He doubted it was good for her mental health. (Not that he has much room to talk, but still.)
Damian and Dick were refusing to respond to his messages, and likely engaged in something.
Until Green Lantern lit up his screen with a pained look. “Bats, this is not what I meant by get your house in order.”
The view panned to Nightwing and Robin currently held by a very pissed off Wonder Woman. With Chat Noir glaring at Robin, something off with his suit.
Batman sighed deeply. “I told you those two weren’t responding since Robin returned with Red Hood last night.”
Green Lantern looked at someone off screen, clearly taking commands from them.
“Uh, yeah… We’re having Supergirl get the other three back Stateside. Miss Sting and Chat want to interrogate these two since Robin was caught around a civilian they keep an eye on.”
Batman could hear what wasn’t being said. Robin went to talk to Ladybug’s civilian identity and it blew up in his face.
“… are any of you allowed to be present to monitor the interrogation?”
He doubted the teens would get violent. (he hoped) but there were too many unknowns.
A hiss from Chat Noir ended his ‘not likely to get violent’ train of thought. His one of his sons was caught stalking their leader, who he has previously tried to kill, and another aimed a gun at a member of their team. Violence was on the table.
And he couldn’t do a damn thing about it.
“Ladybug will choose who comes.”
Robin looked up at him from the background. “Permission to ask Father a question?”
There was a moment when everyone turned to the figure off screen, likely Miss Sting given Ladybug’s refusal to be in the Justice League’s presence.
Robin turned back to the screen, Hal moving closer to give him a better view of Robin. HE was largely unbruised on his face and his breathing was even. Positive indicators.
“Am I allowed to unmask?”
Batman froze. Jason looked up from his spot. He could feel Babs choking on something in shock.
Hal and Diana reacted somehow, but they weren’t in screen.
He meant to do this far later. When she adjusted. To her alone, and later let her team know. ease them into it—there was no knowing one of their identities without knowing the rest. Not with how Ladybug’s mind worked. And he doubted she kept many secrets from her team.
“…I am not opposed to it. Preferably keep it to those you trust with that knowledge alone.”
Robin nodded. “Understood Father.”
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When Ladybug showed up, she could feel everyone’s eyes on her. She ignored it as best she could, especially the silent Nightwing and Robin… possible assassins. Sent by her biological father who never even met her. it was going to be a long plan execution (and gods, she still needed to double check on the Hawkmoth as Gabriel theory and work out how to remove him from the company without screwing over a decent chunk of the fashion industry workers from design, store front to manufacturers and suppliers. And emotional whiplash of Hawkmoth trying to kill his own son twice. And the times he tried to manipulate her into Princess Justice and have it Stick in the timeline).
All it took was one look at Pegasus. One look and she blocked all the other issues swimming in her mind.
“Ah, we’re going there then… It’s a good thing Cowboy is resting for the moment…” Pegasus shook his head. “Voyage!”
Ladybug looked them over.
“Chat, Miss Sting, Rena, and Pegasus, I need you with me. The rest of you, patrol or return to civilian life until I return. If you come across an akuma, jar them. Contact us if you need a fix only.”
Carapace nodded, looking over at Kim and Alix. “We won’t let you down.”
Ladybug nodded, her eyes narrowing at the two League members present. She was still debating contacting the ‘only in an emergency do you contact this rogue branch’ group… they were once lead by a Chat Noir candidate, or still were… she wasn’t clear on that detail. What she did know is they went by League of Shadows in the book, but it was noted they favored violent forms of destruction, and she wasn’t sure if they needed that method… didn’t want them to need it either.
But the book stated the Amazons were loyal to Ladybugs. “Wonder Woman, please ensure the Bats are out of my city before we return.”
“Of course Ladybug.”
She turned to the Green Lantern. A shakier alliance with the lanterns historically, but also known to tell the Ghosts of Gotham off, and so far he’s shown a high favor of her team’s stance over his technical ally’s. Perhaps a personal grudge, or maybe the Justice League operated more like Gabriel’s company—a chain of command, specific roles somewhat dependent on each other, and no one had to like one another…
Wonder Woman was better to ensure the Bats left.
Green Lantern was the one holding Robin in his ring. And his “Core” as the book said, was most responsive to Ladybug who didn’t hesitate to protect others and themselves at once. That they showed a level of comradery during times when the Order followed philosophies that could be linked the idea of “personal and individual impact upon others with one’s actions and choice” was the exact wording.
She hoped she was doing this right.
“Green Lantern, if you would be so kind as to come with us and bring Murder Robin? You are free to roam once we get there, but don’t try to locate where on earth we are then. It’s the one place Hawkmoth hasn’t been able to reach, and I’d like to keep it that way.”
Green Lantern and Robin both agreed readily.
Nightwing looked like he really wanted to argue. A lot.
Wonder Woman somehow kept him from speaking as they left.
Marinette could finally breath when they entered the Temple. She wasn’t able to bring back the Guardians. She could bring back their scrolls, the library, the training rooms. It also meant they were far from Paris, from Hawkmoth’s reach, and that now the real plan had to be put in action… how to keep the bats out of Paris and her secret identity a secret. (Hawkmoth could wait. She needed time to work that out, and once she was sure, once the nagging doubt and what ifs stopped plaguing her… then she’d look for that solution… maybe Adrien could inherit early or they could arrange for his father to be caught committing tax fraud or something after getting Nooroo and Duusuu? Anything to ensure he was punished for his actions and that Adrien isn’t caught in the crossfire. She can’t lose the literal other half of her soul. She just. Can’t.)
Ladybug paused when she looked over Chat. His suit was… moving. Shadows were moving on his suit. That. That can’t be good.
“Chat, bring Murder Robin somewhere he can’t find a weapon, Miss Sting, make sure no one attacks anyone in any way, am I clear?”
Miss Sting gave a curt Nod while Chat hissed, but relented easily enough.
Green Lantern put a hand on her shoulder while Pegasus ran off to the library, likely to check up on his own additions to the place… bringing it into the twenty-first century was not easy.
“Going to check-in with what’s going on with your Cat?”
Ladybug glanced at him. “He’s my partner.”
“Pretty sure that’s what a Black cat is for a Ladybug,” Green Lantern said.
Ladybug didn’t respond, moving away from him and Rena to message Alix to find out what shadows have to do with the Black Cat… and if she needs to worry about a second Atlantis event.
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so things are happening because Mari is Smart Strategist, Protect Mari Squad is a force to be reckoned with (teen superheros love local baker daughter that gives them food and lets them hang out), Kubdels Know Their Timelines (Sort of) and Wonder Woman and Hal know better than pissing of a Ladybug while Bruce is off Suffering and Putting Shit Together.
and yeah, Damian is both the one who started this, and the one that Marinette wants to confront, (plus respects her secret ID rights unlike Certain Bats who made it a competition) so he gets First Meet rights in the way None Of Them Wanted.
anyone who wants to add to the madness, feel free to comment possible things and i'll see what sticks and doesn't.
fight scenes are Not My Best so i tried where I could (Sorry to batfam fans who wanted Dick to be Badass. he's up against Diana and four miraculous members directly PLUS carapace 'i am locking you into this space now' shelter? he's good but its Wonder Woman and five demi-god level heroes raised on adapt and overcome heroing. long battle but he was going to lose.) Damian's fight is left up to interpretation but Team-Work makes the Dream Work for this story.
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eightysixed · 4 years
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Does your character have siblings or family members in their age group? Which one are they closest with? Juniper has a younger half-sister, Paola and 4 cousins. She’s close with her sister of course, and her twin cousins Luke and Emily.
What is/was your character’s relationship with their mother like? She adores her mother. Eleanor was a trapezist in the circus, who now trains the other circus children. 
What is/was your character’s relationship with their father like? She’s very close with her father, as well as her stepfather, Lorenzo. A daddy’s girl through and through.  It’s easy to be close to both of them when they all travel and work together.
Has your character ever witnessed something that fundamentally changed them? If so, does anyone else know? Despite her young years, she’s seen a lot in her life. It doesn’t occur a lot, but there was a mugging she witnessed and intervened in, and an assault on her friend, both of which were particularly dark moments that weigh on her conscious.
On an average day, what can be found in your character’s pockets? Lip balm, a ton of hair scrunchies, bobby pins, and a tube of mascara are never far from her person. 
Does your character have recurring themes in their dreams? Flying, wide open African plains and savannahs, communicating and communing with wild animals, enrolling into university.
Does your character have recurring themes in their nightmares? Ending up naked onstage, drowning or suffocating. 
Has your character ever fired a gun? If so, what was their first target? Only at funfairs and practicing targets for Rolf’s horse and gun show. 
Is your character’s current socioeconomic status different than it was when they were growing up? It’s pretty much more or less the same paycheck to paycheck existence she’s always known. Her family’s never had a lot of money, but they scrape by and rarely ever are wanting. Juniper had a bit of a shoplifting phase around 11, but her mother taught her that was wrong.
Does your character feel more comfortable with more clothing, or with less clothing? She has to feel comfortable wearing very little, performing in tight fitting leotards and whatnot onstage. But offstage, you’ll find her in trackies and comfy snug hoodies.
In what situation was your character the most afraid they’ve ever been? When the circus was about to go bankrupt/shut.
In what situation was your character the most calm they’ve ever been? When a man after a show was having a stroke. Calm and collected, she called 999 and got him help.
Is your character bothered by the sight of blood? If so, in what way? Nope. Injuries are par for the course during training and even performances, so she’s comfortable patching anyone up, even applying basic stitches.
Does your character remember names or faces easier? Faces. But she’s good with names too.
Is your character preoccupied with money or material possession? Why or why not? Not in the slightest. She appreciates a windfall like any other person, and that windfall is usually used for a makeup or clothes shopping spree, but Juniper is not focused on that in any way. She wouldn’t be in the circus if that was the case, she jokes.
Which does your character idealize most: happiness or success? Both. When it comes to her show, she is very success oriented, constantly pushing herself to be better, to land her jumps more precisely, to pull of a more spectacular show than the last. The show — and the circus — are her life, and she wants nothing more than to one day perform with the Cirque du Soleil. But she values her own personal happiness as well, and tries to go after it.
What was your character’s favorite toy as a child? A monkey on wheels that belonged to one of the clowns that she would cart around everywhere with her. His name was Careful.
Is your character more likely to admire wisdom, or ambition in others? She admires both. She’s more starstruck by wisdom, because, being as young as she is, she doesn’t have all the sorts of wisdom that come with age and life experiences. But she loves and usually orients herself around other ambitious people.
What is your character’s biggest relationship flaw? Has this flaw destroyed relationships for them before? She’s a terrible idealist. She holds herself to very high (sometimes impossibly high) standards, and expects her parters to come through with the same. When they don’t she feels disappointed and even heartbroken. She would never, ever cheat (although is a natural flirt, but knows her barriers and is very firm about them), and is floored every time she discovers her partner committing the same.
In what ways does your character compare themselves to others? Do they do this for the sake of self-validation, or self-criticism? Competition is a natural tendency in a circus, and more often than not she’s competing with herself. But every now and then, some other acrobat or performer might pull off something she can’t, and Juniper uses that as (angry) fuel to do better. 
If something tragic or negative happens to your character, do they believe they may have caused or deserved it, or are they quick to blame others? She is never quick to blame anyone but herself. Usually she believes she’s the bringer of her own misfortunes, although looks at things more or less rationally. Can get rather woe-is-me at times.
What does your character like in other people? Honesty, openness, the desire for adventure and to have a good time, generosity and  boundless kindness.  
What does your character dislike in other people? Selfishness, close-mindedness, judgmental people. When they chew with their mouths open and make horrible noises.
How quick is your character to trust someone else? Not that quick, but not agonizingly slow either. She will trust them after they’ve proved themselves by some action or other.
How quick is your character to suspect someone else? Does this change if they are close with that person? She’s not a naturally suspicious person, if anything she is too naive and open-hearted and gets taken advantage of for this reason. If she’s close to someone she’s more likely to trust them no matter what, even if they aren’t entirely trustworthy and she get shurt in the end.
How does your character behave around children? Adores children and gets on with them like a house on fire. She can often be seen coaching the younger members of the Circus, picking out their outfits or doing their hair and makeup. Juniper wants a big family of her own, with no less than 3 or 4 kids. Being in a big family of her own, on top of all the Circus members she’s adopted into it, makes her want nothing less.
How does your character normally deal with confrontation? Head on. If she’s upset with someone, she will tell them right then and there, to hell with waiting and holding things in.  
How quick or slow is your character to resort to physical violence in a confrontation? Almost never. It’s not likely that she’ll throw the first punch, but if she’s dragged into one, she would raise hell.
What did your character dream of being or doing as a child? Did that dream come true? She’s doing exactly what she dreamed of, since she grew up in the Circus watching her mother perform, and wanted to do exactly that. She considers herself very lucky in this regard.
What does your character find repulsive or disgusting? Dirtiness, lack of hygiene, when members’ caravans are untidy, filthy or messy. Equally anyone who would bully or prey on children. She is very protective of the circus children.
Describe a scenario in which your character feels most comfortable. Anywhere her people are. Draped over a couch or armchair with a beloved pet or person snuggled close to them, chatting shit and laughing for hours. A place beside a fire, coziness, hot cocoa with marshmallows and Tim Burton cartoons on the tv. 
Describe a scenario in which your character feels most uncomfortable. Unfamiliar, dark places. She doesn’t like to stray too far from the Circus, but does love exploring the cities they travel to. Sometimes when she and her friends go out, she will get herself into creepy places and potentially dangerous situations. She doesn’t like those.
In the face of criticism, is your character defensive, self-deprecating, or willing to improve? When it comes to her show, Juni will accept all criticism with a level head, willing to improve on herself and her techniques for the higher aims of a better show. Now if it’s personal criticism on her cooking, cleaning, or something else, she won’t hear of it. Absolutely not.
Is your character more likely to keep trying a solution/method that didn’t work the first time, or immediately move on to a different solution/method? Problem solving is a huge part of staging a Circus show, and many things can go wrong during practice, dress rehearsal, or even the show itself. This is why she’s grown up to be quick thinking on her feet, and trying many different things to land a solution. 
How does your character behave around people they like? Super friendly, warm, and open.
How does your character behave around people they dislike? Super friendly, warm, and open. (she graduated from the ‘kill them with kindness’ school) 
Is your character more concerned with defending their honor, or protecting their status? Not exactly. Her ‘status’ in society isn’t a terribly high one, and not something she concerns herself with ever. 
Is your character more likely to remove a problem/threat, or remove themselves from a problem/threat? Remove herself. If there is a point blank dangerous situation somewhere, she’d rather remove herself and all her loved ones out of the harm’s way, than try to engage with it, unless unavoidable.
Has your character ever been bitten by an animal? How were they affected (or unaffected)? She was bitten by a monkey during show rehearsals one time and had to get shots, but otherwise was unharmed.  Animals tend to like her. 
How does your character treat people in service jobs? With the utmost kindness. She leaves big tips whenever she can, too. 
Does your character feel that they deserve to have what they want, whether it be material or abstract, or do they feel they must earn it first? She’s a bit of a self-flagellator, and subconsciously doesn’t believe anything good she wants should come easy. So she’s willing to work for things, sometimes unnecessarily hard. 
Has your character ever had a parental figure who was not related to them? Yep. You name one, she’s got one. She’s adopted many members of the Circus as her aunts and uncles, grandmas and grandpas. She loves them all equally.
Has your character ever had a dependent figure who was not related to them? She looks after a lot of the circus children, some of whose parents leave the circus while the children end up staying.
How easy or difficult is it for your character to say “I love you?” Can they say it without meaning it? With friends and family, she says it constantly. In a relationship, for some reason, it is very hard for her to say. Not because she’s afraid of commitment, she will commit to someone on day one — but rather, saying it out loud is something rather taboo for her. It means she could lose the person she loves, and she’s never ready to acknowledge that. She could never say it without meaning it, either.
What does your character believe will happen to them after they die? Does this belief scare them? Juni’s not entirely sure and she’s not too fussed, either. She’ll happily discuss it over a campfire and some marshmallows, but she’s too busy living to think of where she’ll end up after dying. 
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14th Annual Kim Possible Fannies Awards - Final Round of Voting
Hello and good evening to everyone in the Kimmunity.
Now that the first round of voting has come to a close, I am happy to tell you that we have approached the final round of voting. This is going to decide the winner of each of the 29 categories
Now, before the voting can commence, I need to go over a few house rules with y'all on this very important round of voting.
Rule #1) You can pick any category you desire, but you only get one choice per category. No more than that. Authors may vote on their own stories up to 5 categories.
Rule #2) You cannot split your votes.
Rule #3) You can submit your vote in either one of two approved methods
A) You can submit the form by PM to the Kimmunity Fannies fanfiction account (if you have an FFnet account) The link is here: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/2622561/KP-Fannie-Committee
OR
B) You can submit the form by an email to the Kimmunity Fannies Yahoo email account. The email address is [email protected].
You cannot, however, do both. It will screw up the system.
Rule #4) You have to submit your vote by June 14th at 11:59 PM (Central US TIME). No votes will be accepted after this date.
Rule 5) You have to put your normal screen name (be it Tumblr, Twitter, DA, FFnet, the active KP forums, or Instagram) under your vote so that it'll tell me who has voted.
Rule #6) And this is the most important rule of all -- You CANNOT share your vote on any social media site (be it Tumblr, Twitter, Discord, Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat, Facetime, Kik...etc.). The Final Vote Round of the KP Fannies has been private in the past and we, as members of the Council, want to retain it as such as part of our tradition in this fandom.
Rule #7) In the event that a tie emerges in a category, it will go into a runoff to determine a winner. And if still tied, the Sharper Eye test will come into play. (i.e. the story with the most faves and follows will win out in the end.)
With all the house rules in play, may the best author win.
EDIT 1: Had to put in the actual email address to submit votes. :P
Below is the nominees list: 
1) Best KP Style Name
Rebecca Starlet (Nacos and a Movie) - StW
Geneous - (Dynamic Reversal) - Emperor of Dreams
Otto Bahn & Lynn Accuarate (What's the Alma Mater) - MrDrP
BattleSkarr & S'ordcClash (All Things Probable) - Slyrr
2) Best Original Character
Anna Stoppable - This Is Our Year: Sightseeing - F86Sabre53
Otto Bahn & Lynn Accurate (What's the Alma Mater) - MrDrP
Rebecca Starlet - (Nacos and a Movie) - STW
Emmie & Jennie Gold - Possibles Pure Love Road -kmtdiccion
Cappuchino - RJ & Martin - Emersonian
Rhino - I'm Scared Too - Magic Flying Spud
3) Best Minor Character
Monique - That's So Monique - NeoTyson
Tara - The Mad Scientists Assistant - Neo the Saiyan Angel
Bonnie, Monique, Camille, Tara, & Junior - Nacos and a Movie - STW
Bates - A Servants Loyalty- Daccu65
Connie & Lonnie Rockwaller - Fun with Con and Lon - Icarus the Foxkidd
Monique - Center Will Not Hold ... Or Will It - SimplyShelbs16
4) Best Villain
Bonnie, Camille & Junior - Nacos and a Movie - STW
Monkey Fist - (RJ & Martin) Emersonian
Dementor - Sophmore Slump - SimplyShelbs16
KP, Drakken and Shego - I'm Scared Too - Magic Flying Spud
Gemini - This Is Our Year: Postgraduation - F86Sabre53
DNAmy - Sheryl - GerbilHunter
5) Best Songfic
The 12 Days of a Possible Family Christmas - STW
KP Never Lets It Go to Her Heart - Ozzy-Zike Fan 10.57
6) Best AU Story
STD 2018 Feels - Jimmy1201
S Plus D Equals K - Neo the Saiyan Angel
The New Fearless Ferrett - Neotyson
KP: Gifted - LJ58
Two Tickets For Murder - eoraptor
A Journey Through Time - DisneyChannelLover
7) Best Crossover-Fusion
Possibles Pure Love Road - kmtdiccion (fusion)
Sky Blue, Ocean Blue - purplegirl761 (Steven Universe)
Turbo a KPPR Story - brycewade1013 (Power Rangers)
A CO N*** Mole Rat in the Schnee Mansion - daccu65 (RWBY)
KP: A Tale of Promethus - LJ58 (KP/Frankenstein Fusion)
The Grim Adventures of Kim and Ron - shadowwriter329 (Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)
8) Best Alt-Other Canon Pairing
Bonnie & Junior - Nacos and a Movie - STW
Ron & Tara - Today My Life Begins - kmtdiccion
Bonnie & Shego - MrDrP - Picture This
Bonnie & Tim - MasterDuelistMichael - The Tweeb and the Queen B
Bonnie & Ron - Honey Pot - Mr Aanonymous
Ron & Shego - Your Loss is My Gain - Kixen
9) Best Kigo
Canadian Wedding - Von Uriken
I Forget - obscurebeing
Through the Timestream -RedWolfBlack
KP: A Blonde Moment - eoraptor
Acid Rain - VoltageStone
Morning Conversations - FeudorLaurent
10) Best Drakgo
Assorted Ficlets - purplegirl761
Expiration, Pudding and Plums - Imyoshi
S Plus D Equals K - Neo the Saiyan Angel
Unlike the Others - nobody3456
Evil Family - MaRci3o9
11) Best Kim/Ron
Last Dance- Whitem
Nacos and a Movie - STW
Possibles Pure Love Road - kmtdiccion
Lesson One - Eoraptor
Eternal - Neo the Saiyan Angel
Could It Be - Shasta627
12) Best Comedy
Nacos and a Movie - STW
Possibles Pure Love Road - kmtdiccion
Midsummer Nightmare - SimplyShelbs16
The Mad Scientists Assistant - Neo the Saiyan Angel
Ron at the Symphony - Mahler Avatar
Picture This - MrDrP
13) Best Romance
Last Dance- Whitem
Nacos and a Movie - STW
Turkey Day - Neo the Saiyan Angel
This is Our Year: Sightseeing - F86Sabre53
Could It Be - Shasta 627
When the Ball Drops - GerbilHunter
14) Best Friendship
It Came with the Lanyards - SimplyShelbs16
Check the Name - Magic Flying Spud
Assorted Ficlets - purplegirl761
The Mad Scientists Assistant - Neo the Saiyan Angel
Just Like Old Times - nobody3456
The Tweeb and the Queen B - MasterDuelistMichael
15) Best Action-Adventure
Possibles Pure Love Road - kmtdiccion
Lesson One - eoraptor
I'm Scared too - Magic Flying Spud
MMP Twist: Exchange - Czech8
The New Fearless Ferrett - Neotyson
This is Our Year: College - F86Sabre53
16) Best Drama
Awkweird- SimplyShelbs16
Dead Man Switch - Sentinel103
KP: Gifted - LJ58
The Line - Icarus the Foxkidd
Standards - eoraptor
Eternal - Neo the Saiyan Angel
17) Most Unlikely-Unique
Coffee Shop Nights - Magic Flying Spud
Two Diverged Into One - DisneyChannelLover
Too Close for Comfort - James SunderlandsPillow
S D Equals K - Neo the saiyan Angel.
Groundhog Daze - Mahler Avatar
KP: Gifted - LJ58
18) Best One-Shot
Lesson One - eoraptor
Check the Name - Magic Flying Spud
Turkey Day - Neo the Saiyan Angel
Ron at the Symphony - Mahler Avatar
Could It Be - Shasta627
Christmas Surprises - F86Sabre53
19) Best Novel-Sized Story
Nacos and a Movie - STW
Possibles Pure Love Road - kmtdiccion
STD 2018 Feels - Jimmy1201
RJ & Martin - Emersonian
KP: Gifted - LJ58
I'm Scared Too - Magic Flying Spud
20) Best Short Story
Awkweird - SimplyShelbs16
The Initiative and Other Interruptions - Jimmy1201
Motherhood - Taurusdoodles99
The Adventures of Anna Stoppable: Trip to Japan- F86Sabre53
The Tweeb and the Queen B - MasterDuelistMichael
Reunion: Memories & Resolution - Nathaniel E. Kenway
21) Best Series
Center Will Not Hold Series - SimplyShelbs16
Blonde Moment Series - Eoraptor
S Plus D Equakls K Series - Neo the Saiyan Angel
Where the Wind Blows Series - LJ58
This Is Our Year Series - F86Sabre53
I Let Her Lie Series - Nathaniel E. Kenway
22) Best M-Rated Story
Possibles Pure Love Road - kmtdiccion
STD 2018 Feels - Jimmy1201
My Kind of Hero - DismalOrc29177
An Average Day - Neo the Saiyan Angel
My RonRon Time - NeoTyson
KP: Impossible Journey- LJ58
23) Best New Author
SimplyShelbs16
DisneyChannelLover
nobody3456
reapergrimm
F86Sabre53
IcarustheFoxkidd
24) Best Single Line
Nacos and a Movie - (Chapter 26: The Fight: Round 2)
"Shego's battlesuit, meet Kim Possible! Kim Possible, meet Shego's Battlesuit!"
Drakken presented Team Possible with a nasty surprise (Shego's Battlesuit made exactly from the specs of Kim's Battlesuit) and said suit was presented dramatically (i.e. a thunderstorm).
Sky Blue Ocean Blue (purplegirl761) Single lines:
"Don't say that!" Drakken hollers. "You think there isn't a part of me that wants that more than I care to admit? You think there isn't a part of me that would still love to do exactly that? Well, there is! And every time I listen to that part of me, horrible things happen to me and the rest of the world! Ruin! Chaos! Tragedy! Mutant termites! Despair! Fast food restaurants warped beyond recognition! Screaming people! Brainwashed people! People tortured – forced to sit on ice cubes until their rears freeze!"
-from the latest chapter of Sky Blue, Ocean Blue
Last Dance - Whitem: "The two were now standing in the middle of the room, enveloped in silence, and Kim noticed that Ron was floating away from her.
"Please Ron… don't go!" A frail hand reached out to the man she had loved for her entire life. "I… I want to go with you."
Ron's slowly fading form smiled as he answered. "I'm sorry Kim, but you can't. It's not your time. You still have a few more good years left. I waited for you during my lifetime, and I can wait for you in eternity. I love you KP."
Lesson One - Eoraptor Best line: "KP, Ninja school? Sounds cool, but so totally not for me. I spent my first day tangled in, or out of, my own clothes; couldn't eat a meal for like a week, and almost wrecked the joint with a magical sumo stomp. And on top of all that? No fast food!"
"But then I realized — I'll never defeat you. You're smarter than me — than most people — and boy do you know how to win a fight. You see Kimberly Ann," Drakken lectured. "What started all of this was one little thought: If I can't take over the world, maybe she can." - I'm Scared Too
(Magic Flying Spud)
arandomshipper - KP The Princess Bride -
From behind her she heard the sound of many swords being drawn. She sighed. "You reeeeeaaaally don't wanna do this, boys."
"We have our orders."
"If you were ordered to jump off a cliff, would you do that, too? This isn't any different, when it comes down to it, except this way will be more painful."
Butterfly's Wings by Vyrkerion again
-- build up to line: [I could paraphrase a more succinct explanation, but eh it's just a nomination] His skin was pale, and somewhat translucent revealing embedded circuitry and mechanical bits hidden below the surface. Even still then the faintest hints of where freckles used to be dotted across his cheeks. His eyes were a soft brown punctuated with a brilliant glowing red emitting from the depths of his pupils. Most of his head was burnt and scarred, the remnants of the machines fusing with his body, but patches of dusty blonde hair could still be seen sticking out from his scalp.
Kim choked, "Oh… Oh god… no. NO." And with that, Kosch the Killer released his grip on Kim Possible's throat and sent the girl plummeting.As she fell, she could see Kosch mutter something and in her last moments of conscious barely lip-read the words:
-- the actual line I'm nominating:
Die. Kay. Pee.
Die KP.
25) CPNeb Kimmunity Award
SimplyShelby16, Magic Flying Spud, Jerridian, Tennente, Legionniare24601, and Neo the Saiyan Angel.
26) Kimmunity Achievement Award
Whitem, MrDrP, Neo the Saiyan Angel, Jimmy1201, Mahler Avatar, Molloy
27) Best Reviewer
Invader Johnny, MrDrP, Mindless Violence Fan, Jimmy1201, Neotyson, Uberscribber.
28) Best Story of 2018
Nacos and a Movie- STW
Possibles Pure Love Road - kmtdiccion
I'm Scared Too - Magic Flying Spud
KP: Gifted - LJ58
This is Our Year: Sightseeing - F86Sabre53
Step Up - Icarus the Foxkidd
Another Kind of Drama- Novashiro
Honey Pot - Mr. Aanonymous
29) Best Writer of 2018
STW, Kmtdiccion, Eoraptor, SimplyShelbs16, MagicFlyingSpud, Neo the Saiyan Angel, IcarustheFoxkidd, Jimmy1201.
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