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seelestia · 2 years

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「 ❝𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐈 𝐖𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐀 𝐏𝐎𝐄𝐌 𝐎𝐅 𝐔𝐒?❞ 」

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✰ STATUS: closed!

✰ QUEUE: 5/7 completed.

[ This is just a list of the requests, it may or may not be completed in order! ]

reader dying in their arms — xiao, kazuha, zhongli, itto. [COMPLETED]

unrequited love — scaramouche, zhongli, aether, diluc. [COMPLETED]

their pride or your hugs? — xiao, scaramouche. [COMPLETED]

their reaction to reader being adorably clingy — xiao, venti, kazuha, heizou. [COMPLETED]

how they'd celebrate your birthday — multi (13). [COMPLETED]

and then, there were three. — zhongli and son!xiao.

a reunion with mentor!reader — specific multi (diluc, kaeya, albedo, venti, zhongli, xiao, childe, kazuha, ayato, dainsleif).

✰ WHAT I WRITE.

I only write content for Genshin Impact.

I accept requests for headcanons/reactions (either bulleted or in one paragraph, depending on the request) and drabbles/scenarios. It can be fluffy, angsty or even crackish, feel free to go wild!

I write romantically and platonically for all male playable characters — but selectively for unreleased ones such as the male Harbingers (except for those whom I have enough knowledge of), so please ask first about the latter!

Male characters I write for: Venti, Xiao, Kazuha, Heizou, Zhongli, Albedo, Gorou, Itto, Cyno, Tighnari, Alhaitham, Kaveh, Scaramouche / Wanderer, Childe, Ayato, Diluc, Thoma, Kaeya, Aether, Baizhu, Dainsleif. (Italicized names are currently unplayable characters that I write for!)

I also accept requests for playable female, teenager, and child characters — but only platonic ones. This is a part of my comfort zone.

I prefer writing in second POV (you/yours); so, my reader is mostly gender neutral (they/them). There may be occasions where I may write for a female reader (she/her), but the default is always gender neutral to be inclusive.

I do not write requests for: male reader, multi posts with 5+ characters, specific body type / skin color / physical or mental disorders, any form of abuse, poly relationships, and NSFW content.

✰ RULES.

Do not submit a request more than once. I'd like to give other people a chance to submit theirs too!

For all types of requests, max characters are 4-5, so you're free to pick as long as it doesn't surpass the max limit. (Note: I no longer accept requests with 5+ characters as to avoid writing burnout!)

If you wish, you can tell me more about the genre and details for the theme or situation of your request. It'd be appreciated, but don't go overboard until it becomes more of a ramble than an actual request!

I have the right to reject a request that goes against my rules, that I'm uncertain I can write well, or that I feel extremely uninspired about as I write it. I will inform you if I come across a problem with your request and I apologize beforehand.

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jayz4dayz · 3 years

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Kakegurui character headcanons that are canon in my eyes (Part 3)

Midari:

You already know this bitch has done hard drugs. She’s probably a dealer at Hyakkaou too ngl

Actually very intelligent and could get all A’s if she cared enough to

Canonly lesbian

She/they vibes

Hardcore energy drink consumer. Monster and Redbull cans are all over the floor of her dorm room

If you simp for her… ya got mommy and daddy issues, luv-

Is physically touchy toward everyone, but lowkey recoils when someone she doesn’t know or trust touches her

Actively tries to annoy the shit out of both Sayaka and Yuriko as her way of showing her affection

Night person

I can see her actively practicing witchcraft

Favorite holiday is Halloween

Probably has a glass eye somewhere but doesn’t bother putting it in because the eyepatch is a ✨look✨

Was the kid in school who ate glue or play dough

Is best friends with Sayaka. Do not fight me on this

Needs to go to therapy. Honestly, who doesn’t in that school

Weapon of choice is her revolver, of course <3

Will often lay in Yuriko’s lap because Yuriko actually lets her. It’s one of her favorite things to do when she needs to unwind

Slytherin. 100% a Slytherin.

Has at least one tattoo somewhere and nipple piercings too if we’re being honest

Can’t stand hot weather and prefers the cold

Avid fan and listener of the band Mother Mother

Canonly almost shot a person on accident or on purpose with her revolver

Will flirt with Kirari just to piss off Sayaka

Will flirt with Yuriko just to see her get flustered

(Y’all can come after me all you want for this one) Has a crush on Yuriko

ESTP-A personality type

Has a pet tarantula

Most likely had a pen explode in her mouth while she was chewing on it in class at some point

Everyone asks “where is Midari?” but no one asks “how is Midari?”

Favorite color is black or purple

For SURE owns at least one choker

Yuriko:

Refuses to take hard drugs but has accidentally gotten high off her ass from an edible. Midari’s edible, mind you

Is the mom friend of the group

Owns a minivan and drives Midari and Runa places

Has a dent on the side of the same minivan because Midari hit the side of it with a shopping cart that Runa was in

Nurse vibes tbh

Keeps her eyes closed because she’s lowkey blind and can’t see much anyway

Ravenclaw all the way

Was a horse girl in elementary school

Has either really beautiful emerald green eyes or average Hudson-river colored brown eyes. Will we ever know?

Is secretly a cat girl. Why else do you think I used that image in particular for her

Easily flustered

Has a crush on Midari but is still confused about her sexuality

She sure as hell ain’t straight tho. Not in that school...

An only child

Is struggling, but wears a smile regardless

Stepped on a butterfly once and sobbed

Ya know... say what you want, but I get vegetarian/vegan vibes from her

Avid hot tea drinker

Has pollen allergies

Morning person

Prefers warmer weather and hates the rain

Has spa days with Yumemi once and a while

Can’t lift anything heavier than twenty pounds probably

Would be on the Volley ball team if she wasn’t head of the Culture Club

Several girls in her club have a huge crush on her and compete against Midari to gain her affection and attention

Has straight A’s

Idk why, but I can’t see her knowing how to swim

Gets cold easily

Wears kimonos even when she’s at home

Enjoys reading classical literature

Also enjoys listening to classical music

Would never admit this, but she listens to K-pop

Has a hidden talent for drawing

ISFJ-T personality type

Weapon of choice is a bo-staff (which is really just a broom stick) or Midari

Can speak Japanese, Korean, and Mandarin

Runa:

Has absolutely done crack and likely a handful of other drugs

Has a sugar addiction, but we already knew that one

G R E M L I N E N E R G Y

Most likely has ADHD or ADD or both even

I saw somewhere that said she’s 18?? Like, what?? She looks like she’s 12 tf...

Asexual/Aromatic icon

Hufflepuff vibes, but I can also kinda see her as a Slytherin

Jokingly homophobic towards Kirasaya and Yuridari

Will drink nothing aside from soda or energy drinks

Not a furry, contrary to popular belief. Just enjoys her onesies. Let her live her life jeez

Canonly a baddie

Short, but will not hesitate in destroying your kneecaps

Actually really close to the Momobami and Ikishima family

Plays video games with Midari almost every day after school since Aoi left

Ironically uses “UwU” and “Ara, ara” but does not ironically call people a simp. Can you blame her? She’s surrounded by wlw

Will beat you in Mario Cart. Yes she will. I don’t care how good you think you are

Has managed to not break a single bone in her body despite her size

Is good at every subject except for geography

Can’t drive, but owns a scooter which she’ll use to get to school if Yuriko is unable to drive her

Owns a pair of Heely’s with wheels

Unironically wears socks with sandals

Also wears crocs

Listens to rap

Is fast af. “Zoom, zoom, bitches!”

Secretly a badass gambler

Gets approximately 2-5 hours of sleep each night because she stays up playing video games

Naps during her classes

Listens and ignores whenever Kirari is pining over Sayaka and talking to her about it

ENFP-A personality type

I can see her owning a hedgehog for some reason, but also a rabbit

Would probably get away with murder if we’re being honest

Is not a natural blonde

Two faced. Like seriously, don’t get on this bitch’s bad side. She’ll destroy you

#kakegurui #kakegurui headcanons #midari ikishima #Yuriko Nishinotouin #runa yomozuki #midari x yuriko #yuridari #kirasaya #These headcanons are becoming more and more crackish #I rly wanna make one more of these

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foryoumyheroes · 4 years

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Otaku

[Bakugou + Todoroki] are in love with the anime character [Name].

A/N: Gender-neutral reader Crackish??

Bakugou Katsuki:

He’s sort of picky with the genre, be it fantasy, horror, shonen, but his favorite character has to be a super cool, super powerful one. No excuses.

You know, the type of anime character that’s probably introduced through a silhouette of them posing dramatically with their notorious group whose image is teased throughout the first few episodes/seasons.

He goes pretty hard for All Might, and he’s definitely the same for your character.

Reads the manga (but he buys it super secretly, like in a hoodie at night and the cashier probably thinks that they’re being robbed until he brings the entire [Series] collection to the register). Watches the anime the moment it’s broadcasted, reads metas and watches youtube videos that talk about conspiracies/analyses of your character.

NO ONE CAN KNOW THOUGH.

He’s taking his anime phase to the grave.

For some reason gets super aggressive when you’re being flirty or being shipped with another character?? He hates all the scenes that tease any potential romance between you and other characters. asdfgj He’s like, “No one is good enough for [Name]!!! Except for me.”

He even tries to think up ways he can legitimately square up with them LMAO. Like he wonders how he could defeat your potential S/Os in a fight but y’all are like ,,, anime characters SO WHY DOES IT EVEN MATTER LOL

“Three-sword style?? Tch, I’d fucking blow that bastard to bits.”

“Who’s this Gaara of the Sand looking ass and why is the author getting so bold.”

He even tries to think of how well your abilities match up with his own Quirk, this dork.

THE LENGTHS HE WOULD GO FOR YOU.

If you were a real life person and your dislikes are lets say spicy food or loud, overbearing people, Bakugou would be like, “Tch I’m right, they’re wrong. Shut the fuck up!!!” But if his ultimate wifu/husbando has those dislikes he would be like, “Omg...😳😳 opposites attract...👉👈”

He honestly tries to be a low-key fan (as in, not be a fan at all to outsiders), but if one day during class Kaminari ends up saying that in [Series], you’re the weakest character in your group/squad, Bakugou would get super angry.

“Hey, Dunceface!! It’s so fucking obvious that you’re an anime-only fake fan, so don’t talk as if you know shit!”

Bakugou is those “um actually” ;; fans

Bakugou is a manga reader, so by the time your introduction scene or Ultimate Attack scene is being aired he becomes super OOC. He’s hyped for it for days, incredibly nervous at how the animators handle the scene.

By the time he watches it??

THE ANIMATION!! THE VOICE ACTING!! YOUR COOLNESS!!! PLS ORA ORA HIM IN THE CHEST!! HE’S BEGGING YOU! IF YOU’RE GOING TO UNISON RAID WITH ANYONE PLS LET IT BE HIM!!

He’s legitimately sweating buckets by the time the episode is over. A whole-ass fire hazard.

Probably knows how to play your character theme on the drums.

Omg but if your character dies/is hinted toward dying/or the most recent chapters ends with a cliffhanger where you’re fatally injured he will become legitimately depressed.

Like holes himself in his dorm room for a whole day without contacting anyone and with the blinds drawn type of depressed.

When he comes to class the next day with eye-bags and is slouching and his classmates think that something horrible has happened, it’s probably only Izuku who knows what’s going on.

He’ll say, “You’re upset about the most recent chapter of [Series], right? I know it must be hard for you right now.” He’ll give Bakugou an officially licensed rubber strap of your character and Bakugou will just ;; cradle it in his hands softly.

In complete seriousness, your character is probably someone who is strong physically, but publicly rallies for things like, “Failure is fine.” Your character arc would probably explore what it’s like being not good enough or feeling constantly disappointed, so he feels comfort in your character.

Todoroki Shoto:

In comparison to Bakugou, he’s probably a more low-key fan unintentionally, but goes just as hard.

Buys all of the merch, limited-edition or not, has your picture set as his phone lockscreen and homescreen, has a little acrylic charm of you on his phone, follows several fanartists that draw your character on social media. He buys enough merch that his room looks like a glorified shrine.

It’s canon that he reads manga, but I headcanon that he’s even less picky with his genres and willingly reads things like slice-of-life or shojo all the way to shonen or adult fantasy, so your anime could come from any possible story.

Your character is probably someone who is sweet and kind but has a traumatic character backstory.

He probably ends up thinking stuff like, “If [Name] was with me, I would never let them get treated like that.” asdhj he’s a dork too.

Unironically dramatically quotes you during battle and thinks that it’s still badass because he’s a teenage boy in his anime phase.

Doesn’t get into debates with people who don’t like your character. He’s like, “Everyone is entitled to their own opinion :)) even though they’re wrong. >:(.”

If you’re from a sports/competition anime he’ll try to learn all of the rules, and even try it out for himself (if it’s not fighting) but he finds out that he’s... not very good at it. That doesn’t make him any less amazed though!

If your character is from a different culture with different customs and traditions, he’ll even learn more about them outside of your anime!

Forces his siblings to watch the anime with him. They don’t necessarily have to, but the Todoroki household has one big TV and he hogs it all the time watching your anime over and over.

Natsuo is begging him to watch something else and Shoto will just pout angrily from the other side of the couch.( ￣＾￣)

It’s so jarring because he doesn't look or appear like a hardcore anime fan, but sometimes he’ll just butt into conversations randomly and talk about you.

Like you know those tumblr Naruto posts that talk about it as if it’s some sort of Renaissance literature. That’s Todoroki.

[”Man, they’re so hot--!”

“You want to see someone hot?” Todoroki asks with a perfectly straight face, and he’ll just... turn his phone around and show them a picture of an anime character.]

When his dad tries to set him up with someone else: “You think they’re my type? Do they watch [Series]? Do they know what true friendship is?? Do they understand pining and love the way [Name] does?”

Endeavor: who the FUCK is [Name].

Gets into fanfiction because of your character and series. He’ll just be reading on his phone during break times at school and everyone thinks that he’s being so well-read but he’s just reading pure smut with a straight face.

Doesn’t mind when you’re shipped with other characters necessarily but he is super picky. If your character is hinted toward a potential romance with another character that’s pretty crass and doesn’t necessarily treat you well but you’re sticking together through the power of friendship, he won’t ship it.

He’s just like “[Name] would be so much happier with someone else like me.” :////

And if your character goes through something traumatic or terrible during the series he’ll be so sad, like soooo sad. :((( Deku would probably be comforting him on the couch in the common room and everyone is concerned because he looks like he’s mourning a lost pet, but it turns out to be over some anime character pshhhsdfh.

Deku would just be patting his shoulder trying to console him and Todoroki’s just sitting there with a big frown on his face going, [“But they’ve been through so much throughout the anime already...”

“I know, Todoroki-kun, I know...”

“The author can’t do that to them... It’s just not fair.”

“I get it,” Midoriya says mournfully.]

Plot twist: They like the same anime character

They’ll probably find out when they have to retake the license exam together.

Todoroki will just take his phone out during off times and Bakugou’s eyes looks over because it’s drawn by the noise but then his head just snaps to the side when he realizes its a little charm of you, like, he’s going to get whiplash from that.

“What the -- is that [Surname] [Name]?!”

Like they have never really hung out together before this, so when they both first realize that their favorite character of all time is [Name] they’re left ,, just standing there ,,, pointing at each other like the spiderman meme.

At first they’re both inwardly excited because FINALLY someone cultured and with taste. They spend the entire time talking about your stats, your attacks, your post-timeskip character design, and your personality, and then they delve a little bit deeper and then they realize ,,, oh.

Bakugou says that you don’t belong with the dumb protagonist, you should be shipped with someone strong, confident and loud, but Todoroki is like noooooo they deserve to be with someone that treats them gently.

They connect the dots.

[“Bakugou, you aren’t compatible with [Name]. It says so in their trivia page.”

“Says you! They won’t want some bland-ass pretty boy! They would want a real man!”]

They’re such fanboys ;;; they do realize that you aren’t real, right asdfghj?

One day Kaminari and Sero separately invite them to an anime convention, but they both say no and that they have plans or “something better to do” that day.

Then Bakugou and Todoroki both turn up to the convention at the same place because they both reach for the last limited edition [Name] figure and they just stare at each other wide-eyed (ʘoʘ╬) like that.

They start verbally fighting each other over the last figure and then physically fighting each other andddd then they get kicked out of the convention.

Izuku ends up swooping in and getting the last box.

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yamisnuffles · 6 years

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Sildar In Bluejeans

A bit of somewhat crackish fic. If we pretend for a moment that Barry’s name really was Sildar Hallwinter, how did he become Barry Bluejeans? Just what kind of name is Barry Bluejeans? I had some fun putting my own crack headcanon into action and imagining the answers. Bit of Blupjeans at the end.

Sildar Hallwinter was more name than one man was qualified to carry. Or, at least, more name than the man who bore it felt he’d earned. He didn’t have broad shoulders, nor were his eyes particularly piercing, perpetually hidden behind thick rimmed glasses as they were. He didn’t have any of the qualities he felt a Sildar Hallwinter should evince. He was a man of some skill, if he did say so himself, but he wasn’t some lordling from a high adventure or whatever sort of man might actually fit the name his parents had so graciously bestowed upon him. Maybe they’d had aspirations for him that he’d never lived up to.

Whatever the case might have been, whatever unfulfilled promise might have hidden behind his name, it had never fit him right. It was less like the pair of perfectly worn denim that he’d owned for at least half the number of years he’d carried that name and more like that pair of dress shoes that always felt like they were on the wrong foot because of the way every step forward felt a bit… off. Which was a terrible analogy and just the sort of proof that he was not now, nor would he ever be, the sort of man that could pull off anything so ostentatious as Sildar Hallwinter.

His peers at the IPRE were another matter altogether. The security officer, Magnus Burnsides definitely looked like he could have leaped directly off the pages of an adventure novel (or a romance, given the way he often displayed his bare, unfairly muscled chest to the world). There was their steadfast Captain Davenport, who seemed to be everything a fine captain should. Lucretia was perhaps the cleverest person Sildar had ever met, especially for her age. Even their medic, the free spirited Merle Highchurch, somehow managed to perpetually look like he’d recently woken up in a bush and still belonged with the cream of the crop because how could you deny a dwarf willing to leave it all behind on faith alone? Which all wasn’t to even mention Lup and Taako. The two elves were so brilliant- so beautiful- Sildar could have wept (and maybe had, but he would deny that for decades still).

Not that any of them had taken similar notice of him. This was, in part, by design. He’d stayed by himself in the academy and even when he’d been chosen as part of the crew of the Starblaster, he’d been reticent to try to rub elbows with the others. Trying to buddy up to the twins, especially, was enough to quite literally give Sildar anxiety fueled nightmares. However, when the Institute had held a mixer for the crew with the express purpose of them all getting to know each other better before their long journey, he’d felt obligated to at least try.

He’d thought, foolishly perhaps, that he’d made a noble effort. He’d managed to talk to each one of them at length at least once that night. When all was said and done, he had felt like he’d managed to make an impression. He’d talked about his own work in the field of planar research and hadn’t stumbled over any of his words or sunken into embarrassed silence. All in all, a success. Or so he’d thought.

When he ran into Lup the next day, he felt buoyed by the previous night’s imagined success and approached her without hesitation.

“Great party last night, huh?”

Lup turned to see who was speaking and Sildar regretted his decision immediately. He saw it on her face, that look he’d seen so many times before. The look that said she had no idea who he was. She covered it quickly and well for what it was worth, which was quite a lot to a man who felt like he’d enjoy nothing more than to sink directly into the floor.

“Not bad for a nerd party,” she said with a drawn out yawn. “Sorry if I seem a little out of it. My idiot brother decided the best way to liven up the party was to ditch and find another one. A little something he likes to call the after party special. We ended up in some hole in the wall in gods only know what part of town but, fuck, if it wasn’t actually pretty amazing.”

The whole time she spoke, Sildar could tell she was stalling for time, trying to give her brain time to put a name to a face she clearly didn’t remember. It stung more than he cared to admit. He’d really tried for once, tried to get out of his comfort zone and make an impression. These people were going to be more than his coworkers, they were going to be his only other company as they travelled the planes together.

So, maybe that was why he also decided it would be a stellar idea to push even further and ask the unthinkable. “You don’t remember who I am, do you?”

“Sure I do! You’re…” Lup’s bright eyes narrowed and she really did look like she was trying to pull his name out of the void. “...Barry?”

Sildar’s boldness abandoned him. He’d been foolish enough to push the matter but found he absolutely could not disagree with her. So, instead, he did something even more unthinkable- he agreed and dug himself further into that hole.

“Yep! That’s me. Barry-”

Oh gods. Why was he leading that sentence? Why was he about to say a full name that wasn’t his own? He could feel himself doing it every bit as much as he could feel himself unable to stop it. It was a living nightmare in ultra slow motion. He experienced it all like a horrified audience member to his own laughable life. There were his eyes, drifting down, as if he’d somehow find the solution to the problem he’d made on the toe of his shoes. There was his mouth, shaping a last name that was definitely not Hallwinter.

“-Bluejeans.”

What. The. Fuck? Barry Bluejeans? Had he really just claimed his name was Barry fucking Bluejeans? And, oh gods, she was beaming. She was smiling like the sun because she’d actually gotten his name right. In a lifetime of being an embarrassment to himself, he’d found a way to outdo himself in just a handful of words.

“Like these,” he said, grabbing a fistful of his pant legs. He wasn’t even sure what he was saying anymore. He was half convinced he was having an out of body experience and watching as his demonically possessed body tried to dig himself out of the hole he’d made by going straight through to the other side. “It’s a little unusual, I know.”

Lup only shrugged. “You’ve met my brother, right? He says ‘you know from TV’ as though that is, for one, a thing, and two, is something anyone actually says.”

Sildar nodded vigorously but he was barely listening. He had precisely two options. One- he could keep up this lie and make an entire interplanar journey as Barry Bluejeans. Two- he could fess up to nerves and an honest, if utterly ridiculous, mistake. You know, a completely normal mistake like calling yourself Barry Godsdamn Bluejeans because that was a thing that people did. His choice was clear.

“Anyway, I’ve got to go do… science.”

“Sure, Barold. See ya.”

He winced. He didn’t even know who he was anymore. He had transcended even his impressive level of social anxiety. Well, no. He knew exactly who he was. He was Barry Bluejeans.

He watched Lup walk away, likely already forgetting his made up name. The second she was out of sight, he dashed away. There was already a lot he needed to do before the Starblaster set off and he’d really piled it on. He needed to get his name legally changed. Everywhere. Any record of Sildar Hallwinter needed to disappear. He knew it would mean at least a few awkward conversations, including one with his soon to be captain, but even that was infinitely better than the alternative. He would be Barry Bluejeans from here on out.

It was somewhere around the eighty fifth cycle when the truth finally came out. Exactly as Barry had feared all those years ago, Lup had laughed. It would have absolutely devastated him then but he could take it now. He knew she loved him and there was no real malice to it. Still, she laughed. And laughed. And laughed. It got to a point where there seemed to be a very real chance she would laugh forever. Given the way their lives worked nowadays, she really could laugh forever if she wanted.

Thankfully, she did stop. Eventually. There were tears in her eyes by that point and her voice was scratchy from overuse, but at least she was no longer laughing. Although, the way her shoulders continued to shudder, there seemed a very real possibility that she could start up again at the slightest provocation.

“You’re telling me,” she said and her voice was indeed punctuated by smattering laughter, “you spent nearly a century with a made up name because of a moment of anxious panic?”

Barry’s lips thinned and he nodded without a word. What could he say? He knew it was completely ridiculous. That was the entire reason he was in this situation in the first place.

Lup burst out laughing again. She managed to stifle it much quicker and wiped away the tears with the back of her hand. “Fuck, babe. I’m sorry? I guess? Taako and I really had our own thing going at that point. And in my defense, you were a huge fucking nerd. I mean, still are, but now you’re my huge fucking nerd.”

Barry shrugged it off and if that wasn’t a sure sign of how far he’d come, he didn’t know what was. “Forget about it. You weren’t the one that made me say my name was Barry Bluejeans.”

Lup bit her lips hard. He could tell she was at least trying to stop laughing. “Do you want me to start calling you- what was it again- Sildar Hallwinter?”

“Please, please, please don’t. The captain and Luce were the only ones, I think, who knew or remembered that name and there’s a chance even they’ve forgotten by now. You start using that name and I’ll have to deal with your dear brother’s laughter in addition to yours.”

Lup bit her lip harder but couldn’t stop the wide, devious smile that nearly split her face in two. Barry hung his head and wove his fingers together behind his neck.

“You’re going to tell him, aren’t you?”

“I have to, babe. You know I have to. He would never forgive me if I kept something this huge from him.”

Barry groaned. He’d known it was an inevitability when he told her the truth but hearing her admit it made it a reality. He pulled himself upright and rested his chin in his hand. He offered up a crooked, resigned smile.

“Okay, but really, just keep calling me Barry. I’ve been Barry now way longer than I was ever Sildar. And it’s not like I ever liked it. I mean, my parents were Gregor and Marlena, and yet they somehow thought that was an acceptable name for their kid.” Barry averted his eyes and felt his cheeks heat just thinking about what he was going to say next. “Besides, you gave me my new name, in a way. Barry Bluejeans belonged to you from the beginning and I wouldn’t have it any other way.”

Lup took his face in her hands. She stared at him and he stared right back, unsure of just what she was thinking. Her eyebrows were knit and her mouth was slightly downturned in an unusually serious expression. Then the corners of her lips pulled back and flipped up in a smile that he knew all too well.

“Barold,” she said, her voice low and serious in a way that no longer matched her expression, “I am going to kiss your fucking face off.”

And so she did. And, not for the first time, Sildar Hallwinter was happy to be Barry Bluejeans.

#barry bluejeans #lup taaco #lup #taz #the adventure zone #fic #my writing #blupjeans

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spacedust-lion · 7 years

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Thanks for the ask!! Now for you! Hunk, Allura, Slav, and Paladin :) :)

No prob, you seem like a really cool person, so I just had to ask you some of these! Also, sorry for the late answer, I just had to get to my laptop so it could be easier for me to write everything out! :)

Hunk (Do you know how to cook/bake?): No… unfortunately no. I’m actually so bad at cooking that it became an inside joke for everyone that knows me well. Like, they would ask me “Hey, can you cook something for dinner tonight? ;))” and I would answer “…You have the choice between a sandwich and a boiled egg.” Yes. I can only make… a boiled egg… and maybe also pasta (without sauce, just… pasta). At some point I tried making mashed potatoes… but the potatoes ended up being half-ready and half-uneatable, I messed up the part where I mash the hot potatoes and mix them with milk and butter by pouring them with cold water. Honestly, I had to make it in a hurry and didn’t check an actual recipe even once while cooking, my patience ran out and I just improvised.

However I really want to learn how to cook/bake! Especially after watching seasons of cooking shows and Hunk’s amazing cook skills! I love food and cooking is an useful life skill to have anyways. Plus, every time I got to make something and eat it myself, it felt somewhat more delicious because I put effort into it.

Allura (What would be the first thing you do if you wake up after 10,000 years?): It really depends on how I wake up, whether someone is around me or not and whether I’m in a familiar place or not. But in the end, my focus will be to get more information on what’s going on, how everything has changed, why I remained alive for so long, etc. It’s hard to act when you lack vital information such as the year and past events. Will the internet even exist? If yes, in the same form as now? Are most shows of my time saved in it? Could I watch them? Because if I fall asleep for 10,000 years right now, I would have to check what happens next in Voltron or think about it for as long as I remember it. So, in short 1. Find information and 2. Finish any series that would be probably completed then.

Slav (What are your ships? No discourse allowed.): First off, like you, I want to start with… This blog is completely ship free outside of this post, headcanons are platonic, reblogged fanart is platonic or could be easily interpreted as platonic, meta is character based/world building/non-shippy at all. But, I have my own ships that I either call OTP, enjoy the fanwork, Brotps, some “why the quiznak are you shipping this” ships and some that I… don’t really like outside of AUs (and even then, I’m kinda iffy on them).

*prepares to be attacked by toxic fans or something*

*inhales*

Okay, so… My OTP is Shallura. Their interactions in canon are damn cool, I like the dynamic, they’re just so cute together, I’d love it to become official canon couple. For their ages, I’ve accepted that if Allura is really a teenager, she would be at least 18-19, because she acts a lot more mature than the others. You could tell me that she was forced to be more mature than expected because of her circumstances, but that doesn’t really matter. She’s mature. Besides that, my other true OTP is Zargar/Zarnerva. Even though their love doomed the universe, it’s obvious that they cared for each other… or at least Zarkon cared for Honerva/Haggar. He did something so dumb to save her, isn’t this sweet? And the last one is Hunay (Hunk x Shay)! They’re just… so sweet… in general… I love them. It’s a plus that this ship name sounds like honey, which is sweet like them.

Other ships I simply enjoy, but won’t care if they become canon or not, are Klance (fun dynamic, though I won’t be mad if they remain only bros), Sheith (the dynamic is nice here as well, the fanwork is enjoyable, they are however another ship that would be cool as brotp as well), Shance (with Lance Shiro could actually relax a bit, isn’t this awesome? fanwork is pretty amazing too!), Hidge (or… Punk… the two geniuses, the smallest and biggest together… I actually wanted to ship them when I watched the first episode, but their platonic relationship is good by itself), Kidge (really nice ship that I almost always forget, rip, but it has the potential to become a good relationship!)…

And my NOTPs or… this is a strong word, more like “No, thanks” ships are… Shidge and Kallura. Nothing against shippers of both. But Shidge just… doesn’t sit right with me, even if we forget ages and age gaps. Their canon relationship resembles something like a big bro and lil sis, not something that can become romatic or, oh god, sexual. You’re free to get them in time skip AUs and change the canon relationship in your fanwork though, I won’t judge. For Kallura, they don’t seem close enough to ship them. Keith never showed interest in Allura, Allura at one point was openly racist to him. I don’t see it. Even though it was canon in the 80s. I. Don’t. See. It.

I’ll end this with some more… crackish… ships - Shlav and Svance. The first is just pure fun to imagine, for the second Sven jumped to save Lance, which is a plus. Not a lot of reasoning here, but it’s just crackish ships, I don’t have to justify THEM, right??

Maybe I forgot some ships, but if anyone wants my opinion on them, just ask and I’ll answer!

Paladin (When did you start watching Voltron?): It was actually pretty recently to be honest. If I’m not wrong, maybe the end of the second week of July this year. My friend had started it and recommended it to me and few other friends. I was one of the first to begin watching it back then. I didn’t have any expectations at all, I only knew that it was kinda sci-fi animated show. So episode 1. It hooked me right away. As far as I remember, I managed to like Shiro back then too. It ended and I wanted more. I watched the entire first season this night. IT ENDED ON THAT QUIZNAKING CLIFFHANGER, but I wanted to stop here, because it was 6-7am and I hadn’t slept, holy cow. On the next day, I finished the second season… which had bigger cliffhanger… great… Now, obsessed with this show, I rewatched it several times and waited somewhat patiently for season 3.

Fun facts though: The friend that recommended it to me in the first place isn’t really that obsessed with the show like me. And another friend spoiled to me that Pidge is a girl (he was 1-2 episodes ahead of me when we began watching). Then together with the spoiling friend, I pretty much spoiled the entirety of season 2 to friend number 3.

If someone wants more answers, Voltron meme here and/or ask some of your own questions, I don’t bite~

#voltron #voltron ask meme #ships #familyofpaladins #thank you so much for asking me stuff!!#it was fun answering!!#but it got way too big of a post rip

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