#Today You Die

[dragoncarrion]

CAN YOU FUCKGIN STOP

#ASK BOX #TODAY YOU DIE

[willowsfanarts]

Don't underestimate me - latest artwork

#chloe grace moretz #chloe moretz #kick ass #kick ass 2 #let me in #Mindy Macready #carrie #if I stay #family plan #The Amityville Horror #Today You Die #shadow in the cloud #gaslight #bad neighbours #bad neighbours 2 #hugo

[rocketbirdie]

i feel like i failed you.

#me? sobbing my eyes out about these two again? it's likelier than you think! #featuring an exercise in actually doing backgrounds and lighting for once! hooray!! #also i don't actually know what the official name of the track is yet. so let's just call it zack in sector 5 for now lol #gets the point across #ffvii #final fantasy vii #ffvii rebirth #zack fair #cloud strife #zakkura #my art <3 #my music <3 #phew. #this. uhh #took a while. #which is to say i started AND finished both the music and the art TODAY #do not recommend! don't be like me. take breaks lol #in my defense! i had an idea and i NEEDED to get it out of my body or else i would die. you know how it goes. #anyway uhh. enjoy!

[the-knife-consumer]

Living in a world where you are actively punished for getting sick type beat

#missed school today. i would rather die than be there but id also rather fucking die than miss it. #you know how it is

[rad-batson]

Headcanon that Billy is not only immune to the magical lightning that helps him transform, but he’s also immune to normal lightning and all other forms of electricity.

At first, the realization is super cool. Billy doesn’t get hurt by static electricity anymore. He’s immune to Freddy’s hand buzzer pranks. He even gets 200 bucks from some big shot teenagers that dared him to touch an electric fence.

The problem comes when he tries to catch the bus in the rain one day and gets struck by REAL lightning. In front of dozens of people. Who are not supposed to know he’s immune to lightning. And Billy is very bad at improv.

Billy: *gets struck by lightning*

Billy: WHAT THE F—

Everyone: O_O

Billy: Oooo ouchh

Billy: I am in so much pain

#billy batson #dc captain marvel #captain marvel dc #shazam #dc universe #dc #freddy freeman #billy is bad at acting #wwyd if a child got struck by lightning in front of you then just walked it off #yes he did pretend to die in front of the teenagers just to watch them piss themselves in fear #billy batson is a little shit #but he's my little shit #magical girl billy batson #can you tell I'm going through my drafts today

[willczek-art]

NPMD Tarot - The Lovers

Others from the project: The Devil, The Hierophant , The Star

A bit of symbolism under the cut, but I'm curious of other interpretations!!

Card that's all about forming own opinions and being authentic to self? Where the Reversed meaning is about hard choices and dealing with consequences? Even if they weren't the main couple of the musical it would've fitted them well!

There are twists in this one - major one is replacing the angel that blesses the couple with Max - still alive, threatening in all of his bully glory.

I kept the "everyone looks at someone who's looking at someone else" circle - Max is threatening Peter, Peter is in love with Steph and Steph is prepared to go after Max for what he did to Peter.

They have more nervous/covered up body language than the original card, since they aren't communicating that clearly. Steph is more open, even if nervous, Peter is on the fence, but willing.

Gun between them, pointing at Peter? You'll never guess what's that referencing :P

#nerdy prudes must die #npmd #peter spankoffski #stephanie lauter #max jagerman #starkid #tarot cards #tarot #school stuff #FINAL ONE!!! :DD #for now at least c: I have Richie Ruth and Lords in Black sketched out too but this is enough to wrap up the semester #so i'll either pick up the theme for another one and finish them or do it in my spare time when that will be a thing.. #anyway hope you like them!! #i'll add symbolism after im done with today's exams c: #my art #fanart #600

[juniemunie]

This post wouldn't leave my mind.

Error and Ink meeting before they completely become themselves is so....

ლ(ಥ益ಥლ) HHHHHHH

#if anyone remembers ye olde days of error and ink #of the lawlessness of 2016 #then you would recall CQ saying “if error's beginnings had been anything else. ANYTHING ELSE-” #hehe #*collapses to die* #i know its highly unlikely that this would still be applicable today #but error was pretty stable before ghost sans dropped in #anyways for lil headcanons i believe Ink's enthusiasm of the AUs they visit #would curb MOST of error's destructive tendencies temporarily. emphasis on temporarily. #i still believe it can go wrong ekkfjej lets say ink here gets hurt cuz im pretty sure he has near zero way to defend himself lmfao #maybe meeting ____ alters his last thoughts enough before he becomes an error. who knows? #i believe in happy endings and outcomes sorry #junie art post #errorink #error sans #ink sans #inkerror #error x ink #ink x error #error sans x ink sans

[teaboot]

no please dont apologise for getting excited about your life its genuinely freeing and contagious to see people get happy about living (genuinely . life hard and sometimes i get tunnel visioned on bad stuffs and your life recounts remind me that Hey wait things Can Be Fun and Good)

I've always felt strongly motivated by the idea that I have a limited amount of time on this earth and if I want to get the absolute MOST out of it then I have to try EVERYTHING

I want to do EVERYTHING

Not even in like. A fear-motivated way

Like

If the experience of existing in physical form and being alive and getting to taste and see and smell and touch and create things and learn and feel was a person I'd want to hold her hand and marry her and die hand in hand of old age in the same bed

And I can't get enough of her

You feel me?

#When I say I love life I mean that violently #I mean that viscerally #I mean that life is a person and I'm afraid to die without her #You know? #Thanks for sharing that joy friend #I needed that today

[stiffyck]

ASEXUAL AND AROMANTIC PEOPLE ARENT MOCKING YOU AND YOUR STRUGGLES BY EXISTING AND WANTING TO BE IN THE LGBTQIA+ COMMUNITY THANK YOU

#stiff talk #ive seen so much bullshit today im tired #going to sleep now good nigjt #if i wake up to any aphobes i hope you die in a fire #aromantic #asexual #ONLY LOVE AND ACCEPTANCE HERE

[carlyraejepsans]

was it foolishness? (was it fate)

#biscia continues to experiment with painterly styles. more at eleven #HI I AM VERY INSANE ABOUT FRISK TODAY. DONT TOUCH ME #undertale #frisk #myart #this is not possession btw i know it looks like red soul puppet stuff. but i just wanted to depict ''fate'' somehow #the narrative is alive and it tripped you down a big fucking hole. rip bozo #anyway you know how flowey said the first time he was able to reset/use his save powers was when he was so afraid to die #that he clung to life with everything he had? i think frisk had the exact same experience falling down mt ebott for the first time

[itsdefinitely]

um mmm umm umm c can you maybe possibly perhaps draw grace/steph/ruth . like as a ship ,,. ..

"ruth has two hands for a reason!" -ruth, probably

#id in alt text #grace chasity #stephanie lauter #ruth fleming #nerdy prudes must die #hatchetfield #today i learned that grace's last name is chasity and not chastity and all the references to chastity are technically puns #i genuinely thought her name was chastity #and just accepted that #anyway. i realize now that this is the second time i've been asked to draw a ship and i just drew them holding hands #forgive me i swear i can draw them in other ways #but boy jerry and girl jeri are getting to me. hand holding is as far as they get before they start to be SINFUL #sorry for making that about the jeri/rys but you know. #actually im NOT sorry this is a jeri/ry post now

[unfortunatelyevent]

thinking about Caleb "been a fugitive in the streets for 3 years" widogast giving tips about being on the run to essek "public figure member of one of the most powerful dens all his life" thelyss like "schatz pls you need to look a little more rugged than that if you're trying to go unnoticed everyone and their mother will stop and look to the most handsome man they've ever seen" "darling everyone on the assembly and dynasty knows how you do your hair perfectly you NEED to use him a little bit messier than that" "yes I know you pride yourself on your perfect posture but if you could hunch down just one bit so not everyone in that village knows you come from nobility..."

#essek looks at him horrified in the last one #at some point caleb says 'you could throw some dirt around yourself so people will actively ignore you more yk' #to which essek responds 'I would rather die' #cr2 #shadowgast #mighty nein #Caleb widogast #essek thelyss #sorry I'm just having silly thoughts about him for comfort today

[thingscanalwaysgetworse]

love that it's called nerdy PRUDES must die but everyone that died was unashamedly horny

Edit: Please read the tags

#please read the tags #rambles from the ether #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #nerdy prudes spoilers #npmd spoilers #nerdy prudes must die spoilers #richie lipschitz #max jagerman #ruth fleming #idk I just love it when titles lie to you #also #if somebody already posted this I’m sorry #I’m new here #just watched it today #misleading title #edit: fyi this post is just a joke about the title being ironic. it's not like a jab at people for wanting to have sex or something #just wanted to clarify #(also if this post is offensive I will delete it! I shitpost a lot but I never want to actually be legitimately insulting/offensive) #just let me know if I should and I will

[rakkuntoast]

honestly i hope after this all of team bolas members cannot get out of the trauma bond pack bond deep rooted co-dependency they just built in this event

they themselves admitted the only way they can function is if they're together, you can totally spin this into something more

#qsmp #qsmp purgatory #team bolas #something something sepparation anxiety something something they have to be together all time after this or they'll spiral down #it will get even worse since its guaranteed that one of their kids will die. whoever gets fucked over will have the worst time of their lif #i imagine one of them typing in the team chat 'hey guys can one of you join today i cannot be alone :('

[spacedace]

So like...Danny as Ghost King getting to help sort people into the correct/prefered afterlives, and talking with all the Justice League peeps to figure out what they want/where they want to go ahead of time like it's a pension plan or like he's a Travel Agent.

Like he gives tours around various afterlives around the Ghost Zone, offers up different "packages" they can choose from.

"With the Ghost Package you can come back to the living realm, but you will be locked in with an Obsession - it's not as bad as it sounds, but we can go into more detail later on what it entails if you're interested - and you will be bound to a particular Haunt. Also my parents might try to capture and experiment on you."

"Unfortunately you don't qualify for the Revenant package due to how many times you've already died and come back, but I *can* get you set up with one of our Reincarnation representatives if returning to the living world is something you are interested in."

"Guardian Spirit is a popular choice, so there is a bit of a waiting time in terms of getting paperwork processed, but if you sign up for it now while you're still alive all that can be done ahead of time and you can jump right in once you pass on. You will need to make sure you regularly update the list of who you will be watching over considering your propensity for adoption."

#dc x dp #dp x dc #danny phantom #justice league #after life planning agent Danny #Danny: If there are any deities or higher powers you want to talk to after you die let me know #Danny: of course you're allowed to beat the shit out of a god in your afterlife thats like half the fun of being dead #The Infinite Realms: Where Your Afterlife Choices are Infinite #call your local half dead boy god king today to see what Afterlives you qualify for today #(Infinite Realms is not responsible if you are content with your death and afterlife only and your living loved ones - #- bring you back to life out of grief and desperation only to find that you have come back changed.) #danny fenton #ghost king danny

[daiwild]

Do you think MEGALOVANIA was playing in Richie's head as Max killed him

#undertale brainrot today sorry #on days like these nerds like you should be burning in hell #nerdy prudes must die #richie lipschitz #not art